You could've bred them in the nether, then deployed "tactical portals" to create an ever-changing, invasion of pigs from the otherworld
@Madi.Adkins01 Жыл бұрын
Ohmygod this is genius
@luzteck5033 Жыл бұрын
bruh
@jermasus Жыл бұрын
Fight smarter not harder - sun tzu
@TopPigETN Жыл бұрын
Bro just recreated Minecraft Legends in Minecraft Java
@Naliaeclipse Жыл бұрын
And they would *never* know
@CreatorProductionsOriginal Жыл бұрын
“We would breed, play a round of geoguesser, go back to breeding…” Damn that’s a dirty couple
@modables Жыл бұрын
I do that all the time
@rest6476 Жыл бұрын
@@modables must be fun
@_DeathDreams_ Жыл бұрын
@@modables Same
@snifferrr Жыл бұрын
me and my ex lol
@Èèĕě-m1f Жыл бұрын
@@snifferrr AYO, WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR EX?
@warmchoccy Жыл бұрын
“The Villians’ base could be anywhere!” The villains base: 0:27
@chypethechilean Жыл бұрын
what are you talking about? that's just a totally normal and vanilla pig.
@RafaelMunizYT Жыл бұрын
drake's secret base
@FlurryPie0 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@genoob5843 Жыл бұрын
@@chypethechilean are “normal and vanilla” pigs supposed to look as big as a mansion?
@Kelvoraax6 ай бұрын
Never ask: - A woman her age - A man his salary - a Rufert what his family tree looks like
@Dapurplehatguy6 ай бұрын
Lol exactly
@thebigm80526 ай бұрын
I call it a family map
@MAXIMUMPOWER426 ай бұрын
More of a pyramid
@proot85085 ай бұрын
Family tree's a ladder
@fluff25g5 ай бұрын
That's a family rat king (look up what a rat king is)
@sethsmith2608 Жыл бұрын
"so I got my friends Planetlord and Baconwaffles to breed late at night" -Jaron 2023
@Zelkar628 Жыл бұрын
Hahahha
@MoonlarkSpirits Жыл бұрын
Ayo
@GamerAdamStudios Жыл бұрын
Lmao bro
@FartSticksXDlol Жыл бұрын
I’m better at making people breed at night 💀
@awesome346 Жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you!!
@iternitygoesbrrr1580 Жыл бұрын
The panic is his voice when he looked at how many pigs died from being is gold lmao
@JustAnotherYouTubeCommenter Жыл бұрын
from being what?
@tanjerin. Жыл бұрын
@@JustAnotherKZbinCommenter from being
@gmatic_playz3285 Жыл бұрын
@@tanjerin. from being
@FukaiKokoro Жыл бұрын
From being
@M3RSER Жыл бұрын
@@gmatic_playz3285 from being
@NovaGames001 Жыл бұрын
"For every pig we want we need twice the amount of carrots cuz' you feed them 1 2 then boom baby pig in the morning. Its just like humans and alcohol." Is probably one of the dumbest and most true statements ever.
@nikolimoon6165 Жыл бұрын
I was about to comment bout that, but then I decided to check to see if anyone else already did XXD
@corgiboy7478 Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@justahobo Жыл бұрын
My favourite youtube quote
@Enderia2 Жыл бұрын
ruined the 202
@NovaGames001 Жыл бұрын
@@nikolimoon6165 I am speed
@FischTwinsYT25 күн бұрын
15:35 L planet
@Your_avarage_kreiger16 күн бұрын
Real
@errorrath655513 күн бұрын
Planet is that one shit friend that helps with stuff that could get you in trouble but hides like a coward when it could affect him
@Zaxz-hh1dh15 сағат бұрын
l
@Zaxz-hh1dh15 сағат бұрын
L
@pasmadongkamay010 Жыл бұрын
He was minding his own business with his pig build and someone thought of building a capybara to start a rivalry. actually funny
@thebingler77 Жыл бұрын
"Haha, that guy got hit on the head with a coconut!!"
@5starrsam11 ай бұрын
turn to Christ❤😊❤😊
@doodoo20659 ай бұрын
@@5starrsamspam
@bruhmoment18358 ай бұрын
@@5starrsamthe pedo prince ❤️
@drbright107 ай бұрын
@@5starrsam uh no thanks I’m good
@tentacryl12016 ай бұрын
8:49 I love that they just left one pig behind for him like "Okay, you can keep ONE pig."
@The_Practical_Joker5 ай бұрын
I love how that isn't fucking funny
@primeslash5 ай бұрын
0 comedic value
@solsolsolomon5 ай бұрын
Who's your pfp?
@tentacryl12015 ай бұрын
@@solsolsolomon Akihisa Yoshii from Baka and Test
@Maciej_Płóciennik5 ай бұрын
@@The_Practical_Joker no one asked for your opinion lil bro
@izzy_lava Жыл бұрын
after seeing Jaron's obsession with pigs in his other videos, I'm glad he finally dedicated a whole video to them
@tele_gram_yeahjaron0 Жыл бұрын
👆👆Wow Congratulations🎊🎊 You have been selected among my ongoing giveaway 🎁 winners INBOX ME.
@Yeah_Jaron Жыл бұрын
You wanna know what's terrible. Either next, or next next video is gonna be about a pig too, and I didn't even plan for it to be that way
@izzy_lava Жыл бұрын
@@Yeah_Jaron can;t wait man
@mustafa.m.alnatsheh Жыл бұрын
@@Yeah_Jaron we want more pigs
@kak732 Жыл бұрын
@@Yeah_Jaron we need pigs 🐷🐷🐷
@cheesychi83177 ай бұрын
"3000 ENTITIES" is such a hilarious line for absolutely no reason. When Pangi decided to let you cook, this vid gained so much more narrative cred. Talk about suspense
@denisdubovik228 Жыл бұрын
6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine, funnily enough that's what they call me back in highschool" I'm dead💀
@Nulono Жыл бұрын
How many babies did he have in high school?
@FencinfurTheartist Жыл бұрын
I call ur stuff
@randomnobody8713 Жыл бұрын
Oh god
@gneu1527 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@dries-pederjanse6249 Жыл бұрын
@@Nulono bout 5000
@jacoblineberry1788 Жыл бұрын
I love the unscripted detail that the person who really ended up getting Jaron banned wasn't someone who was doing it for the sake of fixing the server. It was someone who did it for the sake of taking over and making things much much worse.
@zenn_dragon Жыл бұрын
These videos are 100% scripted. It's the third time now I've seen a Minecraft KZbinr use this video format for clickbait. Don't get me wrong, it's fun to watch, but these are all friends who are basically following a scripted story for entertainment.
@species. Жыл бұрын
@@zenn_dragonits not lol , its a minecraft server they cant script it
@RapidAssaultEuro Жыл бұрын
@@species. do you know what a script is? It's a list of instructions with dialogue for people to follow. A minecraft server is made of people playing the game, people can follow a script to make content for this video. This guy is playing with his friends and just told them what to do to make a funny video.
@Transformers2Fan1 Жыл бұрын
@@zenn_dragondude where do you think the coding word "script" came from?
@TeemoQuinton Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, everything on the internet is fake. Do you think Mojang fixed the mob vote, too?@@zenn_dragon
@prizegotti Жыл бұрын
I did something similar with wolves. I went far deep into the nether and built a giant area to breed wolves. I picked an area that would spawn a nether portal at the enemy camp, and proceeded to breed thousands of wolves. Soon I had an army and no one had a clue because no one else loaded in the chunk in the nether. I opened the portal, walked through and my army of wolves followed, attacking anyone i attacked. It was a joyus momement
@dabonethug Жыл бұрын
and everyone clapped
@ssssttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Жыл бұрын
@@dabonethugdo you just have a boring life or something this is pretty believable
@Cringedak Жыл бұрын
Bro got a whole Bossfight stage
@WallNutBreaker5246 ай бұрын
Genius. 😂
@Hexcede5 ай бұрын
@@ssssttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the wolves would just unload not to mention they'd no longer have a target to follow in the first place, so ummm
@derelictgasstation3 ай бұрын
3:31 bro thats serial killer behavior, never join in on the search of your victim
@sashimiroll5055 Жыл бұрын
Pangi not snitching on y’all is amazing. Fucking legend
@blueflame21x Жыл бұрын
6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine" got me dying
@phoenixdabeast1491 Жыл бұрын
“That’s what they used to call me back in high school” was even funnier
@robertlupa8273 Жыл бұрын
*"I AM A* _[breeding]_ *machine* *READY TO RELOAD LIKE AN ATOM BOMB* *ABOUT TO OH OH OH OH OH EXPLODE"*
@ZRIstruck7 ай бұрын
what
@Somegreenblock7 ай бұрын
6:33 🤓☝️ You have low IQ lol
@pyke4life8596 ай бұрын
No wonder minecraft youtuber are label as pedo
@placeholderdoe Жыл бұрын
The ending was heartbreaking
@No_OneO_N Жыл бұрын
Planet betrayed Jaron
@gottalook2wice0isverycoolyes Жыл бұрын
planet sold fr
@ciberkid22 Жыл бұрын
Planet sold him out for 62 cents
@placeholderdoe Жыл бұрын
@@ciberkid22 to be fair that’s a lot of money
@JavaScrapper Жыл бұрын
@@placeholderdoe yeah, especially for the 1870s
@ohhiitsmike3 ай бұрын
8:15 that guy who complained about 30fps has no life
@vipanshetuАй бұрын
Lol
@thatoneguy611Ай бұрын
I love it when people think they can fell the difference between 30 and 60 fps. For most purposes, they look identical.
@barrymccockinner8878Ай бұрын
@@thatoneguy611 the jump from 30 to 60 is actually decently noticeable, but the jump from 60 to 144 is night and day
@Speddicus-MaximusАй бұрын
@@thatoneguy611you’re completely wrong. I recently replayed spiderman miles morales on the ps5. The last time I played it was a few months before then, on the 30 fps fidelity mode. On my recent replay I played on performance (60 fps) mode and felt the difference the whole time.
@sategllib2191Ай бұрын
@@thatoneguy611 30 vs 60 is HUGE. 60 vs 144 is also HUGE lol
@Stanfordscienceman Жыл бұрын
I was half expecting him to do it like a Trojan horse where he makes an average laggy thing and then gives them the giant pig as a gift after agreeing to remove the laggy item in question
@fatherofratfetus.7844 Жыл бұрын
I was genuinely infuriated when they killed all the pigs at one point especially when they said “he probably spent like 20 hours in this and we just exterminated them in like 45 minutes” I’m surprised he was cool about it
@AbuHajarAlBugatti Жыл бұрын
@andrewdarko115 funnily its always those braindead low IQ morons who grief. Not just in minecraft but in every game. These the tiktok and instagram people. Guess destroying other peoples ideas is the only enjoyable thing if you can barely get any of your own
@hunterhallengren6509 Жыл бұрын
@Stevey The Ex-Eevee your getting mad over some random mf you've never spoken to on KZbin. Also that isn't a sign of low intelligence, that's you being pretentious
@angie.castle Жыл бұрын
I mean, I think he was expecting and kind of hoping for it in a way. After all, he had a secret set to repopulate faster already made, meaning he had a feeling he'd get caught early. Plus, it's great content of breed vs kill the poggos.
@davidbarroso1960 Жыл бұрын
well he was lagging the server
@Cubicflow Жыл бұрын
@@davidbarroso1960 they still acted braindead
@EATZYOWAFFLEZ Жыл бұрын
To make this better, you could use twisting vines to temporarily remove the pigs collision, therefore reducing lag. And then at the end break all the vines to unleash the chaos.
@M3TZLEGEND6 ай бұрын
0:03 average life span of a rabbit
@Random_Maths_Magician5 ай бұрын
True though.
@JensonRk5 ай бұрын
my rabbit just died.
@etagere_5 ай бұрын
@@JensonRkk
@pagawn16405 ай бұрын
@@JensonRksorry man
@floodwoo5 ай бұрын
@@JensonRkok bro what are we gonna do with that info
@stupidratt Жыл бұрын
planet casually betraying jaron so he has an excuse to murder people lmao
@oguardo5434 Жыл бұрын
Dude straight up started his own villain arc that ended with betrayal twist damn💀
@AVSplays Жыл бұрын
Thanks jaron, next time when I go to a gunfight I'll take a wooden shield with me for safety
@t.kersten7695 Жыл бұрын
and don´t forget a Pig. Wooden Shields grant you only max. Protection when held by a Pig.
@givemepasgetti4293 Жыл бұрын
how did the gunfight go
@AVSplays Жыл бұрын
@@givemepasgetti4293 got shot in the chest 27 times :(
@ScuttleBugReal Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget to cut a tree on your enemy if they attempt to break your axe
@AVSplays Жыл бұрын
@@Tow4_subaccount no advertising, bad robot bad
@SrMelon_Original2 ай бұрын
0:34 What?🤨
@chscienceАй бұрын
That’s true though
@Mag3.1415Ай бұрын
Wait until like 5th or 6th grade your school will explain it to you then
@Liam-g3y1rАй бұрын
He’s not wrong though, but that’s still a little sus to say
@PogChampRizz27 күн бұрын
@@Mag3.1415yeah even fourth too at our school a bit
@ajoke3811 ай бұрын
Imagine just mining for gold or diamonds and you get this weird lag and you just mine an entire pig farm filled with 10,000 entities
@kyliemoore90136 ай бұрын
As soon as you break the wall all 10,000 are gonna flood into the cave😂
@kylesimmons9457 Жыл бұрын
I created an automatic chicken farm with dispensers, minecarts, and Redstone. I used to have a thing where I would go to servers, set it up under someone's house, and then just wait around until it crashed the server. Good times.
@el_perro24368 ай бұрын
@@singularcrocasking for a friend of course
@мистернеля8 ай бұрын
litteraly 2b2t chicken breeaders
@tyeburch-bowser73116 ай бұрын
It’s too bad you can’t do this with something that fights back. Like deer, or something more dangerous. It would be a nightmare to clean out.
@Kris-Yang Жыл бұрын
The moment he said 43,200 carrots a DAY I got flashbacks of the Potato war. Stay in power Technoblade, You're still relevant. Edit: how tf am I this relevant
@radioactivebirbchild Жыл бұрын
o7
@humerusjammer95 Жыл бұрын
what
@beam9022 Жыл бұрын
technoblade isnt the #1 potato farmer anymore
@XD-hk3rm Жыл бұрын
But people will still remember him as the number #1
@BigBoyEvan247 Жыл бұрын
He definitely isn't still relevant
@donuttheturtle2.070Ай бұрын
7:50 ngl kinda cringe to kill ‘em without the guy there what a throw on content. Kinda why new mc tubers are fallin off
@bryce44436 күн бұрын
that was my same thought, obv this guy is doing content, and is putting in a ton of effort and they know that. And they just show annoyance and instantly destroy everything hes done before even trying to make it fun or a piece of content or anything
@MaoRatto Жыл бұрын
You can say you're HOGGING up all that RAM!
@roosterb0078 ай бұрын
💀
@mrlime-m7x6 ай бұрын
ram rider x hog rider
@masterofdoots59656 ай бұрын
@@mrlime-m7x No
@AAAKEVOG Жыл бұрын
“It’s like humans with alcohol” 💀 0:30
@as-wv8kt8 ай бұрын
I mean it makes sense what he said if you think about it
@mypetrats.7 ай бұрын
Uhhhh, to say that a lot of people do it that wayyyy… yeah it is
@wildfire92806 ай бұрын
Lines up great with 2:00
@Enzodamonke6 ай бұрын
but you get disappointment 💀
@I-Design-Stuff6 ай бұрын
@@wildfire9280hah
@nubbyboah Жыл бұрын
Ironically, a couples years back me and some of my buddies were on a server and someone made the admin so mad he punished us all by spawning in hundreds of sheep using command blocks because he didn't know who griefed spawn. I was one of the few people with a beefy enough PC not to crash but we left for a while before the culprit came out clean lol
@TodG34824 ай бұрын
Technoblade will be proud...
@TJAuvaaАй бұрын
W
@e-dog6042Ай бұрын
Technoblade never dies
@Harrrrrrin29 күн бұрын
heck yeah
@PigIsNotATable24 күн бұрын
Godspeed pig man
@X-10203 Жыл бұрын
I love how he manically laughs and then gets a stack and ahalf and is like "OH NO WHAT DID I DO"
@AintNoJohn Жыл бұрын
0:33 it’s just like humans and alcohol 💀💀
@MegatronSturdy Жыл бұрын
because its true
@godzillaburger903 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@JimmyMorrison-hi5gy Жыл бұрын
So that how I was born
@SushanthEmpire52YT10 ай бұрын
@@JimmyMorrison-hi5gy💀
@Glazay-56039 ай бұрын
Lowkey true ngl
@thebigfrog0770 Жыл бұрын
I love the work and creativity Jaron puts in his video. RESPECT (also the background plot is like, AMAZING!!)
@godzilla-em7yu2019favMovie2 ай бұрын
15:55 “rudert 2 got hit my a bus” 💀
@Wolfen938 Жыл бұрын
I like how you just still breed all of the pigs even though planet lord got sent to court for only 200 chickens. Also lot of respect for you and other smaller creaters keep up the great work jaron!!!
@fa1cyw Жыл бұрын
The pig slaughter will not be forgotten. I am deeply deeply in pain. rip all
@fa1cyw Жыл бұрын
@Tow4_subaccount ?!?
@zartey Жыл бұрын
Luffy
@davidaugustofc2574 Жыл бұрын
Techo was one of those
@fa1cyw Жыл бұрын
@@zartey why are u following me
@nuggy9597 Жыл бұрын
Pangi not snitching is gold He’s a real one Planet should learn from him
@YutakaKeiji6 ай бұрын
Planet a traitor
@princesscadance1973 ай бұрын
I found the side-plot of pig vs capybara going from capybara with gun, to pig with shield, to capybara with throwing axe, to pig with tree felling even more engaging than the pig breeding main plot.
@darat_king Жыл бұрын
6:28 It’s over Pigakin, I have the high ground!
@HeadsetHatGuy10 ай бұрын
You underestimate my power!
@swifter-48029 ай бұрын
dont try it
@randomusernameblabla6 ай бұрын
AAAUAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@username_wish Жыл бұрын
1:30 Me enjoying my life then I forgot to defrost the chicken:
@TheFreakiestfreakbob Жыл бұрын
If anyone wants to know what the email at 2:11 says its: Please Cease and Desist right now or we are going to be really mad. Ok roleplay over, who is really gonna read this bit. it's on screen for like 2 seconds, so I'm just going to write what is coming to my mind. Oh shoot, the only thing coming to my mind is the next video that I'm going to be posting, but I'm not going to leak it. I like the surprise and also I don't want to make any promises that I can't 100% guarantee. CinCereally, -The pigs
@chipstealer.-. Жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@fattocat2 ай бұрын
10:34 You did WHAT
@ZayZay01718 күн бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha
@SyncronedStuff Жыл бұрын
The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile Yes, I am on drugs, how do you know?
@Chemicalformula Жыл бұрын
Yooo I’m on drugs too bro
@filipkolano5677 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Zaipher Жыл бұрын
Bruh who tf decides to watch yeah jaron funi bloc game man while they’re high 💀💀
@Chemicalformula Жыл бұрын
@@Zaipher don’t worry about it man you just gotta go with the flow bruv
@SyncronedStuff Жыл бұрын
@@Zaipher I clearly do!
@ace_w_peck Жыл бұрын
I can only imagine how great this would be on Bedrock (assuming it could perform the same way). On that version, you can breed animals every freaking minute.
@forceawakens4449 Жыл бұрын
and theres no entity cramming so you can put 2000 pigs in a 1x1
@ace_w_peck Жыл бұрын
@@forceawakens4449 Oh, never realized that. The Switch is such a POS that my game would crash before I would even get close to testing that.
@ace_w_peck2 ай бұрын
@ yeah, but my $250 phone runs Minecraft about as well, plus I can have usually set the render distance to 10 and have everything work okay. My Switch chugs at 10.
@JumpTheHump Жыл бұрын
15:54 'rufert 2 got hit by a bus'
@PolishCaptain6 ай бұрын
Noooo 😭😢😥 :(
@cressatronplayz91626 ай бұрын
😢😢😢😢😢🥺🥺
@happyyt26616 күн бұрын
Quite an interesting and intricate concept! Well done in your excecution, Jaron.
@daboss83047 ай бұрын
1:30 “The pigs are currently squishing themselves to death. Manical Laughter. OH NO!!!”
@komodoah Жыл бұрын
"After an hour of us straight breeding" 2:55
@TheWorldsLargestOven6 ай бұрын
I prefer gay breeding.
@TheWorldsLargestOven6 ай бұрын
You edited your comment from 5:55 to 2:55
@Sapperson14 күн бұрын
😂
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 Жыл бұрын
“The Villians’ base could be anywhere!” The villains base: 4:50
@oklywright88862 ай бұрын
@6:30 “that’s what they called me back in highscchool” 😂😂😂 I’ve never hit the like button so fast after hearing a comment.
@WorldWalker128 Жыл бұрын
I'll admit, this was pretty funny. Normally I get annoyed with people deliberately causing lag, but you put actual effort into it and were, quite simply, just playing the game. Not your fault the server can't handle a bacon empire.
@proudamerican183 Жыл бұрын
Bacon Empire. 😂🥓
@EnderCrypt Жыл бұрын
yeah, i mean they could easily just.. blocked breeding, if there was too many entities nearby problem solved but that clearly wasnt something the server intended to do, so you have to ask why they complain if they dont prevent if despite being 1 plugin/setting away
@NotSylvanUnfortunately5 ай бұрын
@EnderCrypt That would have disrupted other players who were actually trying to have normal farms. How about you try to actually think about what you're saying before posting it?
@joel910411 ай бұрын
Honestly I'm not a huge fan of the "doing X until Y on Z" style of minecraftsmp videos (especially ones I've never heard of before) but this genuinely grabbed my interest and I knew I had to watch this, excellent video dude
@kawasakishizuka Жыл бұрын
"One, two then boom baby pig in the morning, it's just like humans and alcohol" FOR REAL
@YT_Akrio5 ай бұрын
1:35 OH NOOO, got me rolling on the ground laughing
@CJ0611 Жыл бұрын
"I was a breeding machine. Funnily enough, that's what they called me in high school" 💀
@lorenzorafael4600 Жыл бұрын
How many girls did he pull 😦
@hank26381 Жыл бұрын
0:46 that's 200 iq I never thought of this
@AidenTheRabbit806 Жыл бұрын
The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile 1:30
@TheBlueShark-b1i2 ай бұрын
2:45 that song is called jumper lol (i play geometry dash)
@Bubblez12452 ай бұрын
Heard the song and paused the vid immediately to play geometry dash
@KellawooYTАй бұрын
hey you almost stole my comment I said it like 30 secs ago BUT STILL
@Will-zs3ycАй бұрын
I immediately recognized it as soon as it played lol 😂
@drippy288Ай бұрын
Me too, i hate jumper
@LADS69420Ай бұрын
I learned this song from castle crashers
@Idk-qy1ct Жыл бұрын
7:06 this is some potato war shit right here
@TooastyTooast Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@MonkeShrubb Жыл бұрын
Technodad
@The-gender-goblin6 ай бұрын
RIP potatolord
@NaturallyAnIdiot5 ай бұрын
o7 techno
@bobbyiscool Жыл бұрын
I like your humor. Some of the other LifeSteal KZbinrs definitely edit better and make a really cool cinematic type of story, but its not that entertaining many times. You keep it funny and simple - and make jokes. I really like it. Thanks !
@lunecker Жыл бұрын
1:25 that moment of sudden realisation and genuine shock lmao
@THEEGOBLINNE3 ай бұрын
2:54 "After an hour of us straight breeding"
@AfunguyАй бұрын
Their stamina goes crazy😭
@heroes0844 Жыл бұрын
2:55 "After an hour of straight breeding" SUS
@encrypted6957 Жыл бұрын
“I got my teammate bacon waffles to help breed late at night” 💀
@tygical Жыл бұрын
LOL
@eriottomakurashi Жыл бұрын
That sounds gay ngl
@AnslordMC Жыл бұрын
*"I was a breeding machine, funnily enough they called me that in collage"* ( 6:30 ) _-Yeah Jaron 2023_ That got me laying dead on the floor 💀💀
@whitepumpkinenthusiast27 Жыл бұрын
high school
@ExpirisYT Жыл бұрын
not college highschool
@giraffelove126 ай бұрын
The Great Pig War Planet’s betrayal was truly a historical moment we wont forget.
@JeriSmiler Жыл бұрын
It hurt my soul to see other people spawn a wither in that room and start killing them
@Keindutz Жыл бұрын
Jaron: today i was a breeding machine funnily enough thats what they call me in highschool
@nathanthomas974 Жыл бұрын
8:51 “So we’re going to pick up the pieces” You mean “pig up the pieces”
@Rocketcraft71675 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@levigallagher-d4d2 ай бұрын
0:35 the “humans and alcohol” joke was crazy💀
@zetasansan Жыл бұрын
i cant believe his downfall was his friend flaking out at the most critical moment. bruh.
@guapman0161 Жыл бұрын
8:14 whoever that is streaming must have some sort of super computer how tf he streaming and loading all that so smooth
@Me_Banana6 ай бұрын
I think it’s Parrot
@ThunderWWGG6 ай бұрын
Parrot.
@EdwardKnightsWrites Жыл бұрын
My favourite subtle joke is Jaron saying that he asked Bacon and Planet to breed late at night. Great video as always
@GAMEOVER_0800_aka_clan2 ай бұрын
1:27 best part of the vido
@LeonelMedina-j4j2 ай бұрын
Fr I was just about to say the same thing 🤣
@LeonelMedina-j4j2 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@LeonelMedina-j4j2 ай бұрын
The OH NO- got me 😂
@GAMEOVER_0800_aka_clan2 ай бұрын
@@LeonelMedina-j4j ikr lmao
@Whitbread-v3nАй бұрын
Fr
@lemonyz420 Жыл бұрын
Jaron is a total mood. Whenever I get banned on a server on any game or platform for doing the most destructive shit ever, I feel proud, but also sad at the same time
@lemonyz4206 ай бұрын
Wow you're cringe buddy
@officialobsidian Жыл бұрын
2:45 just hear jumper in the background
@Laynethegoober6 ай бұрын
Geometry dash
@Vyo28 ай бұрын
9:23 this dudes villan arc starts
@RikoTashi-u6f29 күн бұрын
"its just like humans and alcohol" oh my god im in love with that.
@madlyrandom Жыл бұрын
"It's just like humans and alchohol" LOL
@imma.demigoddes Жыл бұрын
1:32 HAHHAHHAHAH The “OH NO!” 😂😂😂😂
@swe_vinne8844 Жыл бұрын
He realized he killed 50+ pigs just for fun
@rodrigomusicman1871 Жыл бұрын
Well,at least he will never Go hungry again
@CreatorProductionsOriginal Жыл бұрын
10:35 To help what
@nandinivenkat9363 Жыл бұрын
Breed at night😏
@ManioqV Жыл бұрын
Breed
@tophat68 ай бұрын
bro when I saw him say that I immediately went to timed
@DanJT108 ай бұрын
@@tophat6same lol
@TheWorldsLargestOven6 ай бұрын
Breed
@derrick-mi8ts3 ай бұрын
6:36 That is what they called me back in high school.💀
@SusanneBalle3 ай бұрын
I did it in elementary-
@derrick-mi8ts3 ай бұрын
@@SusanneBalle Makes sense
@ralphwuu2 ай бұрын
No, no one called him that.
@derrick-mi8ts2 ай бұрын
@@ralphwuu Yeah I know
@MaddoxreplaysАй бұрын
@@SusanneBalleI did it in pre school
@WestGarbage6 Жыл бұрын
"It can get 42,300 carrots a DAY" Technoblade: Hmph, pathetic
@Synthetic-Chicken Жыл бұрын
Did this with chickens to a friend on a MC server. His house had a pretty deformed yard and had a bit of a hole, I went into the hole and stupidly scrolled my mouse to the grass seed and had thousands of chickens raining down on me, so many so they all pushed me into the bottom of the hole and I started either drowning from being completely surrounded in chickens or the sheer weight of them crushing me like sand/gravel does.
@frankey32mc Жыл бұрын
2:51 i heard the jumper music wtf
@Trigonometry-dash5 ай бұрын
Same lol
@ElSlayoRS3 ай бұрын
5:12 when you got to poop, you gotta poop
@wparker8800Ай бұрын
On the toilet while reading this 💯💯
@randomlafourche Жыл бұрын
This was genuinely hilarious and well made. Wonderful video
@SMN9a Жыл бұрын
14:50 Top 10 anime betrayal
@itskitt3237 Жыл бұрын
12:16 I like that their “destruction” of the pig creeper statue but made it look like an actual penis
@bingation2 ай бұрын
“It's just like humans and alcohol” was incomprehensibly wild.