Yes, Donald Trump wants to buy Greenland

[@CNN]

Hey, Chris here -- should the US buy Greenland -- if it's for sale?

[@jaminegender5748]

No!

[@stevenboss1019]

Yes

[@johnwagn5501]

It's not for sale but if it was why not? Great strategic defensive location and it would strengthen US claims to some of the Arctic and its vast waters....but someone should tell Humpty Trumpy that it's not for sale

[@Predestinated1]

@CNN why did you delete the videos with Andrew Yang?

[@billlaw267]

CNN yes, we need to expand our land and it would be in better hands if we controlled it.

[@m1a2sepv39]

*USA buys Greenland* USA: Canada we got you surrounded!

[@topturn9653]

Good Morning Slovick!

[@Bazzable]

And then we could annex them

[@m1a2sepv39]

@@Bazzable correct

[@Bazzable]

@@m1a2sepv39 then we get baja and Cuba and then we anex Mexico and the Taiwan and the philipenes and then we get Japan and THEN BRAZIL AND AUSTRALIA AND THEN NEW ZEALAND AND- 30 mins later- AND THEN THE WHOLE WORLD

[@Bazzable]

@Thomas Laity-Cash IMPERIALIST MURICA YEE FUCKIN HAW

[@brendanjrice7307]

It’s not that crazy, a lot of resources, strategic position to Russia and Europe, arctic sea trade network

[@Antonio18677]

Trade with Russia (Weapons,Drugs)

[@glenysthomson5955]

BrendanJ Rice But it belongs to another country. America does not own the whole world. A sane person never thinks in turn of buying another country. Now Hitler, he didn't buy he just took, which ended very badly. The arrogance of Trump is appalling.

[@dub2459]

Yeah it's a great idea, too bad Democrats are so obsessed with hating Trump they would cut off their own hand just so he can't shake it.

[@vicc6790]

@@glenysthomson5955 interesting that you would say that. Does that mean Harry Truman was insane because you said and I quote "A sane person never thinks in turn of buying another country." So, what about when we bought Alaska in 1867? Was that insane and Hitler-like too? Or is it possible that you're just mentally incapable of thinking for yourself and still can't get past Orange man bad Orange man Hitler? Open your eyes and maybe try to think for yourself it might do wonders.

[@abedied1]

Vic C -- I despise Trump very, very deeply. He shames America worldwide, doesn't know diddly about government or how it works, and thinks he's creating a legacy. He's embarrassing to watch.

[@likemostthings]

Alaska Purchase, The Louisianna Purchase? do we question these things today?

[@mrnoname315]

ikr. It's almost as if they hate they idea because Trump put it forward. If it was Obama they would probably be loving the idea of buying greenland.

[@flyingdog1498]

FUCK TRUMP

[@billycarleton7646]

Precisely

[@justchillin7274]

Where you alive at the time when those territories were purchased?

[@cliftonfameree4436]

@@justchillin7274 How is that relevant?

[@jonasb397]

What a great idea. Next time we should try to buy Poland instead of invading it. Greetings from Germany

[@Elenrai]

Dane here, so uh...next time you guys wanna invade Norway, um...just RENT the fucking airport okay?! XD Nah, we cool ^-^

[@jogindjali19]

@@Elenrai LOL

[@loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397]

I'll buy the Earth for a few trillion, deal?

[@caseygates2175]

Lol

[@adolfhitler7684]

So evolution of War Fare is Trench warfare, Blitzkrieg Nuclear War now is Money War Money Invation

[@matt.oconnor]

America tried before because of its military position in the arctic, potential for new drilling, and your favorite CNN, Salt.

[@dilbertdoe601]

@socal rocks 😂👍

[@altitudeillume6729]

lol, YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE AN OCONNOR, SALT, #FOXNEWSOPINIONsalt.

[@Antonio18677]

Russia probably blackmailed him to buy it so the Russians have a place to go during the invasion lol

[@SuperFriday]

@@Antonio18677 What invasion?

[@holstfly1]

Oof

[@RamblingRamul]

A lot of the things he said in this video are true.. but here are a few things he messed up: 1. Greenlandians are called Greenlandics so it's called the Greenlandic people. 2. The temp. does go way above freezing temprature. During summer months you can easily get 20-25 degrees celcius which is 68-77 F. in most of the Western side of Greenland, hense why the ice also might be melting at an alarming rate. 3. The natural resources such as Uranium rare stones, gold, diamonds, rubies already exist in large amounts all over the coast line from south to north (before you get to the ice sheet) so places NOT covered by ice. Sidenote my hometown where I grew up has a small mountain that has enough uranium to make trillions, but the people of my hometown voted against the idea of mining it.

[@joozemane9894]

Never heard the term Greenlandics used before, usually they're called Greenlanders, but i guess it could be both?

[@harrypadarri6349]

Jooze Mane I don’t know how the terms are used in Greenland but there are countries that use different terms to distinguish between citizenship and nationality because they are multi-national countries. One example is Russia. The official name of the state in English is Russian Federation. In that translation some semantics gets lost. The Russian name is Rossijskaja Federazija which is hard to translate but means something like „Russianlandic Federation“. Russkij means of Russian nationality while rossijanin means someone with citizenship but who can also be Ukrainian, Tartar, Chechen, German, Karelian, Jakut, Jew or of any other of the countless nationalities in Russia.

[@andesmultiservices4016]

WELL , SINCE YOU,APPARENTLY, ARE A GREENLAND CONNOISSEUR LET ME BRING TO YOUR ATTENTION THAT THE JOURNO GUY IS A WACKO, AN UNHINGED LIBERAL FULL OF HATRED, GREENLAND IS NOT A COUNTRY AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW AND IF THE USA BUYS IT IT WILL BE A GREAT ASSET FOR AMERICA. THOSE FAKE NEWS ANTI AMERICA MANIPULATORS ARE FOR SALE TO WHOEVER SPITS HATRED AND RESENTMENT. I DON'T MEAN TO INSULT YOU IN THE LEAST BUT I AM PRO AMERICA

[@jevve1388]

I guess the Greenland deal will be put on "ice" hahahahaha thank you)

[@jessicatorres3920]

Lol

[@YoutubeChannel-bd5wm]

It has been put on ice for decades we wanted to buy it a long time ago

[@adolfhitler7684]

Who will receive the money the Polar Bears

[@victormrk622]

I literally saw you make this exact comment on another video. Hard work and determination pays off.

[@gauravkoranne9057]

Badum tss*

[@lelind]

Maybe you should take care of your 21 Trillion debt first.

[@michaelpreston233]

Lie , Deny and Invade, right out of a Dictator's handbook.

[@barbara1904]

hater gater lol

[@barbara1904]

Max M Maxen lol

[@RichieD_21]

Or else what?

[@bas182341]

What a stupid comment. You do realize trump wants to buy greenland as investment right...?(becuase greenland is fcking overwhelmed with oil and diamonds)

[@alr.3137]

As a Greenlander I would love the country to be bought by the US - granting instant citizenship to all her inhabitants!

[@Malaika924]

Oh, wee lamb...Bless your poor heart.

[@SergioGutierrez-po7wl]

So you're 1 of the 60,000 inhabitants? Hmmmm

[@pogo1140]

What's the benefit of a US citizenship over Danish citizenship?

[@Shablimbles]

@@pogo1140 you become a us citizen

[@pogo1140]

@@Shablimbles That's not a benefit. What does US Citizenship offer mean to a Greenlander who has free healthcare, free college tuition, more vacation days then most Americans, easy access to vacation in the Med should they want to escape the cold winters.

[@argadargad9128]

A country next to the US with precious minerals and lots of oil!! Oh boy

[@collos3372]

Next invasion after middle east

[@omers52195]

We need to stop Greenlands nuclear weapons program for the safety of the American public.

[@the-potato-warrior]

You’re a dumb ass. It’s a for military purposes you dolt. America has tried to buy Greenland 3 times

[@luischavez4130]

Argad Argad i love the taste of oil😋

[@basiabasia3387]

Dream to come true:):) ... LOVE the idea

[@manokmj8014]

No rational Danish person questioned his decision to buy Greenland. We just respectfully declined, as we are fully aware of the strategic benefits the island provides. Though, your president was not too happy about us declining. - Sincerely, a fellow dane.

[@dmac2899]

Haha you had no say in whether or not Greenland was bought

[@Mikejones-vy9dx]

We should fight for it

[@att7364]

@@dmac2899 that's litteraly what he wrote! Do american even have reading comprehension?

[@charlespage8692]

Declining respectfully is a great position to take. You guys know what a beautiful asset you have in Greenland.

[@seanhines8369]

Greenland themselves would never allow it to happen, yes they belong to your country but they have a significant degree of autonomy where they can’t just be sold to another country without their say in it

[@turdferguson8928]

We should buy Iceland so we can have 100% stake in Bjork

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

You'd have to get rid of the pedophile leftists first. Iceland does NOT want your woke crazies.

[@54markl]

Iceland might be attractive to Trump, because it has Geysers that spout a lot of sulphurous nonsense.

[@CaptainMizuki]

@@54markl lol ok smart one

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

@@54markl They smell like democrats though

[@lisar3777]

@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable Iceland is not a conservative place. It's liberal. Conservative values aren't the reason it's illegal to be a stripper there. That was a law passed to end objectification. Growing up in Africa where millions of women still go topless, to me Iceland looks very pretty with regards to nudity.

[@ElectroIsMyReligion]

As a Dane, I'm very proud that we (especially given our small size ) stood up for our fellow Greenlandic brethren within The Danish Realm (Our equivalent to the British commonwealth) and gave old Donnie a resounding "No" to his obviously greedy, not to say megalomaniac offer of almost imperialistic proportions. This ain't a game, that's not how sovereignty works. What an utterly idiotic and ignorant idea to begin with. What strange times we live in. To even think that a whole country would be up for sale like a mere piece of real estate is ludicrous and ignorant to say the least. What did he honestly expect would be the danish response ? That we would gladly sell a country in the exchange of cold cash ? Not everything can be bought with money ..SMH in disbelief... and as if Greenland was even ours to "sell" in the first place - that would obviously be their (the people of Greenland's) decision, it's never been ours to make.. He also cancelled his official state visit to our country as a result of our rejection - to which he apparently took great offense by. I just hope that this doesn't damage the otherwise very good relationship and alliance between our two great countries. He apparently doesn't know anything about basic diplomacy. Well Donnie take this as a highly valuable, and long overdue, lesson in basic leadership: You can't always have it your way! Neither can't you intimidate us nor the Greenlanders into submission. Go cry in a corner you bloated man child. What a pathetic excuse for the leader of the so-called free world. He represents the biggest and greatest superpower in the world and doesn't know the first thing about leading a nation. PS, Allow me to clarify that America is of cause a fantastic country/nation that I love and adore in so many ways, I truly have nothing but love (as any Dane) for the US and the American people in general - it's just your current, If I may be frank, mentally retarded, and not to forget, highly incompetent president who keeps fucking up your reputation and diplomatic relations on the world stage.. what an utter embarrassment he is..

[@ElectroIsMyReligion]

@Jim lastname Greetings my dear Aussie friend from down under! First and foremost, let me just say that I adore your country, people and culture (especially your sense of humor!) Secondly, I totally support Tasmania in remaining a part of Australia and not being bought off/annexed as a part of the US! You must do your proud civic duty to fight against Donnie's desires of world domination! I concur - not everythings is for sale!

[@ElectroIsMyReligion]

@Jim lastname I totally agree with you in every possible way! We shall fight together side by side as true allies and brothers against the tyranny, ignorance and hatred that is the very definition of the politically and rhetoric mindset of Donald Trump!

[@mickelodiansurname9578]

I'd be pretty sure the US won't last long enough as a nation to regret Trump. These things are what leaders do when they are told the roof is coming down and there nothing they can do.

[@Elenrai]

@Jim lastname ........I got an idea; Falkland Islands.

[@mickelodiansurname9578]

@tiredofwinning ivejuststarted Also maybe you aren't aware of this but compared to the EU population ...well African freeloaders make up a truly tiny percentage... Even if a million a year arrived on Europe's shores it would take almost 100 years for those people to represent 10% of the EU population. And who cares... I doubt their great grandchildren will be freeloaders. They will be EU citizens right? Is this because they are black perhaps? Hmmm well I'm not racist so it doesn't bother me. Europe was after all populated by Africa in the distant past. There are almost 800 million of us, and a few thousand or even a million migrants won't affect the EU at all other than increasing our genetic diversity. The EU has nearly three times the US population. You've been looking at news stories...but not comparing that to the basic statistics.... Its like complaining someone poured a sachet of salt into the water... But the water is held in a damn oil tanker of water...the salt won't be noticed.

[@Odins_Spear]

*Greenland: wow we just found some oil under some ice! *all of Europe: bro keep your voice down he'll hear you. *Greenland: who will hear me.... *distant A-10 noises*

[@bbqseitan7106]

Sounds like Greenland needs some good Ol DEMOCRACY

[@khamaji09]

Usa: 👀 want to join the my server

[@marc-andrelachapelle5707]

US will bring them democracy.

[@flemmingsrensen8395]

@@bbqseitan7106 We have Democracy. The one that get the highest number of votes wins, Not like in US where Trump got fewer votes that Hilary but yet became the most ridiculous president in history of man-kind

[@flemmingsrensen8395]

@@marc-andrelachapelle5707 We could teach you lesson or twelve about real Democracy

[@mwtrolle]

When the US bought the Danish Virgin Islands, part of the price were to support Denmark’s claim to the whole island of Greenland, and help keeping it that way. That just makes it a bit more absurd.

[@darkwolf4434]

But I believe the US does it for more strategic reasons, I knew the american militairy bases in the cold war failed because of the climate but due to climate change the climate doesn't effect the ground as much as it did in the cold war.

[@darkwolf4434]

@@mathiasvries Really? I had no idea the americans had an airbase there.

[@mortimusmaximus8725]

Thank God, he cancelled his visit to Denmark.😅

[@christinespence5140]

Only because he is scared of being laughed at a proposed visit!

[@PerthTowne]

He's too stupid to know when he's being laughed at, so that probably wouldn't even affect the dolt.

[@swordofmanticore1253]

Yeah, what point is there going to Denmark if there is no deal? Trump saved the American tax payers 100's of thousands of tax dollars by canceling the trip. Or didn't that thought cross your mind?

[@PerthTowne]

Sword of ManticorE+ If he goes to Denmark, it will be a waste of money in any event, because he won't have anything worthwhile to say and discussing anything with him is a waste of time. Buying Greenland is not an issue for anyone in the US, because we know the US is not going to buy Greenland. It's just a stupid remark made by Trump, and we have learned to ignore most of what he says. You should learn to do the same.

[@christinespence5140]

To Mr. sword. This trip saved you unfortunate tax payers but how about his golf week ends? His not paying the various cities for police support! He seems to use too much of your tax money!

[@rickkrockstar]

TRUMP wants to buy Greenland, to change the name,. To freaking Iceland because it's all ice and then buy Iceland and change its name to Greenland. 🤔

[@colem.8914]

RickK RocKStar he’s just salty because he lost to Greenland in plague inc

[@rickkrockstar]

@ sarcasm is hard to recognize on comments I guess.🤔

[@prodigalsun1678]

@ you are very smart

@@rickkrockstar If it was missed, and you are not being seditious, you have my deepest apologies. Yes, text is a lousy medium for sarcasm and surrounded by all the other crap we've heard from the party of seditious treason (Democratic party) it's sometimes hard to tell. Make sense?

[@forktruckcertified]

Even if it was sarcasm that's a terrible joke

[@GeminaLuna]

It's not "currently owned" - it's been part of the kingdom of Denmark since we discovered it a thousand years ago. And they own themselves.

[@r.o.b8728]

GeminaLuna no they did not discover Greenland That was norway But they were the first to own it

[@incription]

R.o.b they called it Greenland so that people would get confused and go to Iceland instead

[@r.o.b8728]

InCrIpTiOn what dude that has nothing to do with what i Said Also that is accually just a myth it has never been proven

[@incription]

R.o.b my left nut is a myth

[@YasminLouisa]

In Denmarkwe call it Grønland! Ahah 🇩🇰

[@dianad3080]

The U.S. can't even take care of their territories like Puerto Rico, Guam, Virgin Islands, etc. Trump didn't even know the President of Puerto Rico was him. SMH

[@nightkids29]

Also Flint still has water crisis. Trump and his supporters are dumber than a rock.

[@CMarkem]

besides the point, Greenland has natural resources which = money.

[@ottawapanoramas9797]

USA would just rape and loot Greenland the same way they raped North America, waste all the water and resources then try to buy or steal land from other countries that managed their resources for the betterment of the people not corporations

[@nightkids29]

@@CMarkem If so why does Denmark want to sell Greenland ?

[@a1i3n]

I'm sure Trump thinks the land is green and ready for tee-off.

[@patrickfullsail2011]

If the global warming stuff is actually true than we need to buy Greenland for sure. Because it will be green at some point again

[@maxsmart645]

Trump thinks if he makes insane comments CNN will spend hours talking about them and ignore the real problems facing the US. Sadly Trump is right.

[@janetairlines1351]

Please don't mention blumpftT's name. He already lives in my head rent free

[@maxsmart645]

If CNN gave Bernie Sanders the time it spends covering Trumpe stupid twitter tweets Trumps defeat would be in the bag.

[@maxsmart645]

@@janetairlines1351 This is why Epstein is dead: Look up the 2010 Epstein case. Epstein pleaded the Fifth when asked if he had seen Trump with underage women. Q: Have you ever had a personal relationship with Donald Trump? A. What do you mean by "personal relationship," sir? Q. Have you socialized with him? A. Yes, sir. Q. Yes? A. Yes, sir. Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18? A: Though I'd like to answer that question, at least today I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.

[@nunyabizness9045]

Well "The Point" once again missed the point. Typical for CNN

[@Gymnopediea]

What was the point? I was surprised how flattering this piece was for Trump.

[@nunyabizness9045]

@@Gymnopediea the video says nothing about how China has been seeking mining rights into Greenland for the past year. Buying Greenland is nothing but a strategic move in blocking China from those rights.

[@Gymnopediea]

@@nunyabizness9045 That should definitely be mentioned in that case. China has been spreading like a wildfire everywhere.

[@barr5536]

Not your call SamS, don't tell people where to go.

[@WarAuthority]

@SamS Everything is for sale everything you just need the right price even you have a price you just don't realize it.

[@t8368]

Denmark: so I'll sell you some of my fertile Caribbean islands Us: o cool what about that chunk of ice? Denmark:*_*

[@mariocondrea7242]

Grenlandia pochodzi od starożytnych Daków Dahais, Danii Islandii i Grenlandii, Dahais the Great Dacians

[@annemettekjr3582]

As a Dane, this is SO insulting.. SAD

[@Gottenhimfella]

Trump is an equal opportunity insulter. The only people he won't insult are toadies and tyrants, so it's actually a mark in Denmark's favour that he confers the accolade of insulting you.

[@happyskippy]

Don't worry. Danes can counter this insult by asking if America is willing to sell New York and Florida and Washington dc

[@andythomas706]

Don't feel bad about it. Remember the guy is the biggest fuckwit the world has ever seen. He will be gone soon!

[@terrylunsford352]

Why, because Trump offered to by from Denmark or knowing that Denmark is known to sell Islands to the USA ?

[@CakeProDuckShins]

Only reason you all are offended is because, this time, it came from Trump. The U.S. is known for buying territories. We bought Alaska, Florida, Louisiana, Texas and most of the Southwest states. We bought the Virgin Islands from the Danish. Multiple attempts in history have been made to buy Greenland. Not a big surprise we still want to.

[@gmx5051]

Update on Chris Coumo: Misuse of anabolic steroids might lead to negative mental effects, such as: paranoid (extreme, unreasonable) jealousy. extreme irritability and aggression (“roid rage”)

[@DT-ul6qy]

Sounds right. I bet Don Lemmon is doing that sh!t too.

[@erickim6533]

Hey, Chris--should TMZ buy CNN--is it for sale?

[@coolstuff3290]

Trump: "Buys Greenland" Trump 2 days later: *Melts all the glaciers on it because he doesn't believe in global warming and decided to build factories and power plants on the island*

[@torin6258]

I really hope you are joking....

[@debrajbush9344]

No Tourism is Trump's way

[@rebelsoldier2352]

Would that be bad though? Greenland has massive reserves of natural gas and resources along with the fact it would become more habitable

[@seanhines8369]

@@rebelsoldier2352 who cares about their gas reserves. The only people that would benefit from that would be the rich and powerful

[@An_ony_mous]

@@rebelsoldier2352 What is resources if countries started drowning underwater because of melting ice?

[@jpizano7437]

Why stop there HOW MUCH FOR THE EIFFEL TOWER

[@queenbiscuit311]

j pizano how much for Australia so trump can build kangaroo golf courses

[@lisar3777]

America can build towers taller and better

[@sampsonkay7309]

@@queenbiscuit311 I was thinking why not Australia so that way we can get rid of their gun control laws.

[@heraldomedrano6993]

How much for Canada.

[@heraldomedrano6993]

How much for Malian?

[@habijjj]

Good thing CNN isn't distracted by everything trump says I couldn't imagine a world where they would do that

[@profshad3429]

Trump is distracted by everything that said about him. I never remember another president obsessed with criticism of him.

[@fishjohn014]

shade you're kidding right? He's been called a racist ever single day since 2015 and he doesn't give a single shit. Try again champ

[@hollowpointsbullets6254]

Fuck you and your boyfriend.

[@emilyinwonderland4147]

**White ANTIFA "person" assaults & steals from a Black Man - Who's the Jackboot Nazi now?** kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH7dopKorb6Na7s

[@ike9854]

All circus acts are distractions.

[@-Size-]

i wonder if democrats thought it was a crazy and bad idea before we bought Alaska for 7 million$?

[@Danymok]

Also $7M is pretty cheap for buying a whole state. Even at the time, Alaska was a bargain, and it has oil too, so it was useful. Greenland, however, should not be used for oil since it has some of the last glaciers, it is pretty untouched, and scientists work there. Greenland is better off without the Americans.

[@-Size-]

@@Danymok If Americans don't buy it China or Russia will in the future.

[@jacobsmommy924]

@Alex Sneath Where do you find territories listed for sale? I point this out because, you obviously do not understand the Greenland geopolitical situation. It is unique in that it is technically an independent country, yet still closely tied to the Danish Government for much of its international functions. If Denmark severs these ties for the right amount of compensation Greenland cannot function effectively on its own. Study the subject before you regurgitate the MSM one-liners.

[@nunyabizness9045]

@@Danymok lol... Yeah so instead they are letting china, worlds worst polluters, mine there.

[@jacobsmommy924]

@@Danymok You do realize you can explore and extract oil and other resources without destroying glaciers right? You do realize there are glaciers in Alaska, I hope, and we have been doing it there for decades.

[@danielstump3204]

Still, buying Greenland would be a good defense against global warming. If the temperature gets too high in Florida, Trump could build a golf club in Greenland!

[@brianmartin8479]

Yes and if the Ice is a problem He'll just nuke it

[@magicaldweebintheinternet9001]

No, obama and bush wants to buy it even John Kennedy cause of strategic location. That can be placed as defence against russian

[@mariocondrea7242]

Grenlandia pochodzi od starożytnych Daków Dahais, Danii Islandii i Grenlandii, Dahais the Great Dacians

[@mariocondrea7242]

Smoking gun DARPA documents prove Fauci lied under oath, funded the development of a deadly bioweapon and helped unleash it on the world, killing millions

[@Predestinated1]

@CNN Why did you delete nearly all videos with Andrew Yang?

[@foxx9902]

honestly its not a bad idea... it be good for the navy

[@alejandrojuarez5640]

@Mister Morgan Those resources are under the ice, which is miles thick in some places. Getting to them is no easy feat, unless you don't mind causing extensive environmental damage. I guess the companies who would be up there stripmining Greenland wouldn't care, now that I think about it. Money is a lot more important than the environment, after all.

[@nunyabizness9045]

@@alejandrojuarez5640 going to happen reguardless. China has been seeking mining rights for about a year now

[@dduran375]

Trump wanting to buy Greenland is the best publicity Greenland has ever gotten.

[@Monk787]

Baltimore too!😀😂😁

[@ike9854]

bull

[@ike9854]

Tourists will be pouring in to see what it was he was not allowed to lay his hands on!!!!

[@SCU3A_S7EVE]

Peder Hansen - by “often go bankrupt” you mean 6 of 515.

[@karmahunsaker543]

Go TRUMP

[@peternielsen2315]

You can't buy Greenland - as it's part of the Danish Kingdom. As far as I know, a lot of the companies are owned by the Greenland Homerule. You can - of course - always bye yourself some influence in the companies, that are listed on the stock market. E.g. the Greenland Bank - Grønlandsbanken - which are listed at NASDAQ OMX Copenhagen. If you are interested in supporting the artic region? - lol...

[@rickboucher9329]

Hey Chris that was a wonderful piece. I can't believe this was on CNN seriously Great job I hope they don't fire you

[@bvnutty4]

Tiff your comment was toxic

[@Cjsparkyable]

Really CNN?!?! You mock the idea till the 4th minute, before admitting the sane nature of the interest?

[@johncash4671]

You deserve a medal for watching more than four minutes of this squeaky fool.

[@LA314ify]

Trump doesn't believe in climate change you dummy

[@MariaMartinez-researcher]

The sane nature of thinking that buying a country *and the people in it* is feasible? When you think MAGA, do you think in the times when buying people was easy and legal?

[@garyjones2561]

Kimjongtrump So?

[@johncash4671]

@@amremorse why not? It doesn't cost anything and causes no harm, what's the big deal??

[@rokusho6667]

We can’t afford to give flint clean water, not defund social programs, pay teachers, Medicare for all, or rebuild Puerto Rico.... But we can afford Greenland???? 25th the 45th

[@georgediaz2600]

Rokusho 66 you have to spend money to make money buddy.

[@rokusho6667]

George Diaz trump can’t make money to save his life. He went bankrupt 6 times. One of which was a god damn casino. And even then social spending has returns of 7 to 1 which you can’t eat much better returns outside of buying a politician.

[@georgediaz2600]

Rokusho 66 he made a billion dollars more than you my friend.

[@rokusho6667]

George Diaz no he received more money from his dad and lost more money then I’ll ever have. And I’m not your friend guy.

[@georgediaz2600]

Rokusho 66 lol see you don’t like facts you choose to believe fiction, that’s cool. Why can’t we be friend even though we have a difference of opinions? This is the problem with world, people can’t be friends unless the think the same way. Well I may not be your friend, but you are mine bud cheers just be happy 😃

[@Jediwhoever1]

I love how CNN has to put in subtitles "Yes this is real news" Lol

[@uwadiercks5324]

Let him use his own money, he can then call it dumpland

[@dub2459]

See the problem with Democrats is they think everything is Trumps, it would belong to America, your obsession with Trump is really costing this country.

[@crispyasfuck2856]

@@dub2459 Holy shit you're a stupid fucker you didnt even understand the joke LMAO YIKES

[@zmc6774]

Did CNN forget that we bought Alaska and the Louisiana purchase? Not so unusual, you just think it is because Trump wants to do it.

[@Mardevscience]

He mentions Alaska and Louisiana Purchase in the video...

[@captainwin6333]

I want to buy the USA and my offer is 10 bucks. It's the highest realistic bid so far.

[@Michael-st9ky]

Captain Win 20!

[@2five3]

haha VERY funny

[@abrahamlincoln3190]

Man, you sound really jealous of America.

[@AcmePotatoPackingPocatello]

@@abrahamlincoln3190 Ya, 39% of the USA are obese, obese POTUS, obese people like walruses roam in packs

[@mjb8714]

@@AcmePotatoPackingPocatello I am personally not American but it seems like the majority of America's criticization is just being fat, I went to America here and there and seen more skinny people than obese people partially because I feel like if they're obese they aren't on the streets.

[@manaoharsam4211]

At one point in time Greenland was not covered in ice. Maybe a good thought but unfortunately not for sale.

[@rv31931]

Greenland is going to melt quicker than you think. At least, the southern part would this is because of global warming and its actually a smart decision on trump because Greenland does has a lot of natural resources.

[@runedanmark]

Well actually… there is already increased extraction of resources on area’s that have recently become accessible by the melting ice

[@manaoharsam4211]

@@rv31931 Yes I think this planet is on its last lifeline. In Kansas i saw clouds that looked like what you see in a monsoon country. You see I believe cloud types will also tell you about global shift in weather. of course if the sun cooled than it is different story.

[@drakevaliance3536]

manaohar samtani everything’s for sale with the correct amount of money!

[@snitchzerboo]

Invasion exist

[@ngusumakofu1]

Hey Donald Ttump, that’s not what we meant by a “Green New Deal”.

[@MrChet407]

Hahaha nice

[@Gymnopediea]

Didn't see that one coming; clever!

[@Gymnopediea]

@Jamtommy1 You must be kidding...you think he'd name it anything that doesn't have his name in it? Don't you remember when he visited Mount Vernon and criticized George Washington for not naming it after himself? I've got my money on Trumplandia.

[@vanessabarnes1931]

L M F (pictureofTRUMPhere) O!!!

[@GreyDoofus88]

That's his interpretation of it, and he expects the democrats to jump on board for this crazy rollercoaster ride along with everyone else. Naturally they'll just tell him to spin.

[@BigRed2]

CNN is the kid who could never catch a joke and who took everything serious

[@BigRed2]

fred head Buying land in general is always a good deal if the price is right and if it is profitable

[@krisenger4410]

The biggest joke on the planet is the liar-in-chief of the Divided Sthathes, the current laughing stock of the world.

[@khyronkravshera7774]

Most of the USA was purchased from other nations. The Louisiana Purchase, Alaska etc.

[@drunkkhajit5035]

We don't need more land Trump is hardly taking care of the people living on the current land

[@nightkids29]

How about pay the debt first? Fix Flint water crisis, Puerto Rico first

[@khyronkravshera7774]

We should free Puerto Rico and let them become their own country.

[@khyronkravshera7774]

@@drunkkhajit5035 If the planet warms Greenland will be great farmland.

[@drunkkhajit5035]

@@khyronkravshera7774 you realize if it "warms" we're all fucked anyway right?

[@Mister3Pac]

It’s shocking how many idiots in this comment section don’t realize not only the strategic importance of Greenland in general and the resources it could provide. Trump wanting to buy Greenland was not dumb by any means. It’s akin to wanting to buy Alaska when the US did, now anchorage is a major cargo flight destination for worldwide trade. Greenland could be the same.

[@markyuto6820]

The US is already considering buying Greenland for a long time. It seems like Democrats are not interested? Probably it will happened when the President is a Republican.

[@hass556]

Of course Greenland is strategically advantageous for the U.S, why should the U.S stop there? Why not buy the whole word ? That’s why this is absurd

[@HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA]

@@hass556 you said nothing at all

[@Nothisndhdudjdjdj]

@@hass556do you really think thats a good argument u made?

[@daviddpg]

In 20 years Greenland may be the last hospitable place on Earth. Smart move.

[@hoffer54]

It will be the last Elisium on earth, until they get the one in orbit finished!

[@eliotnace6592]

Up in the Hudson Bay Area it should be pretty sweet.

[@sueevarico4372]

Also, Hawaii, Guam🇬🇺 , Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 US Virgin Islands 🇻🇮

[@Gymnopediea]

Pretty sure we didn't buy Hawaii. We annexed it.

[@greggames8934]

And we didn't buy my home land Puerto Rico

[@sueevarico4372]

Hawk Eyes Mine either, Texas was its own Republic before it became A US state.

[@johndoe-uz2kc]

Because of course large amounts of land have never been bought before, what breaking news 😑

[@tjcogger1974]

Just because it's happened before doesn't mean it's not news.

[@alejandrojuarez5640]

T]As far as I know, the last time the US bought a piece of land was Alaska in the 1950s I think. 60 years ago. Times have changed a lot since then. Get with the progam.

[@thedon7256]

2020: US buys Greenland 2040: US military turns Greenland into Area 53 2063: Let's storm Area 53. They can't stop us all..... Let's see them aliens

[@bmxcrx8510]

If he did buy it he would start calling greenlandians illegally immigrants, and try and deport them to Denmark. This dude has lost his damn mind!

[@bmxcrx8510]

Jay Cee never said he said he would do that, but they already said how valuable the resources are, and you are just as stupid as he is

[@tewstronge9173]

You’ve lost your damn mind. You’re the one saying this.

[@bmxcrx8510]

Tew Stronge yea, I’m just saying what most people think, deal with it

[@smetelus]

BMX MIKE I see you’re very familiar with American history and their ways of shaping the future.

[@bmxcrx8510]

Stevenson Metelus yep being German American I’m aware of what super powers do when they think they can control other races

[@annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239]

At least he admitted that it's not crazy.

[@Slarion1]

Dam finally a CNN personality who can tell the truth. I was actually entertain and inform I can't believe I'm saying that.

[@steveandrews7434]

Ha, Americans can't distinguish fact from fiction...hence, why they have elected a clown as president.

[@andrewy2162]

Sarcasm?

[@alwaysabiggerfish9564]

@@steveandrews7434 You somebody's egotistical af when they start their sentence with "Ha".

[@sess678]

Denmark should sell Greenland for $2 trillion + all US gold reserves + 1 billion barrels of oil + 2 ford aircraft carriers + 7 B21 raider bombers + 60 F-35s + 7 Virginia class submarines + 100 Abrams tanks m1a2 v3 + 2 national forest in US + one of the smaller islands in Hawaii + 100 US technology patents rights.

[@3aZM]

5:50 "out of the box thinker" ?!? How did you manage to include the word *thinker* and *Trump* in the same statment ? That statment is either an oxymoron or a paradox.

[@limptoast]

or you're just an idiot. That is a high possibility.

[@45hotro]

I'm with @limptoast on this.

[@NVRRL]

@@45hotro no you!

[@gangrail]

You know what is funny? Denmark offered to buy the u.s.

[@ashupashu5559]

Let them have it jk

[@yaboi_reesespuffs5271]

Nahh you're joking😂

[@rbruin123]

why would they want such an albatross around their necks???

[@ashupashu5559]

@Mister Morgan Easy plant more land in the Arabian Sea and steal water from that random giant water planet.

[@jensraab2902]

"Out-of-the-box thinker" is a very generous term. In fact, it's more like out of touch with reality. (And even that is still very generous. Actually, out of his mind is probably the most apt "out-of" appellation here.)

[@limptoast]

Ah yes, orange man bad! I can't think for myself so I got to echoe the Ideology of the mainstream media along with the big tech companies. Even though Trump's Idea to buy greenland is a great idea and makes economic sense.

[@limptoast]

@Jim lastname Ah right the low I.Q Insults with no actual rebuttal, got to expect it from people that like to rag on anyone the media thinks is a threat. Their bogus articles and exaggerated information are quite abundant. I'm not saying that they are fake news just that they are very biased in covering politics or topics that contradict their agenda. How much coverage of the Amazon rainforest fires have they done? Zero. Nada. Please understand I take what Trump says with a grain of salt. I respect him because he is the president of the U.S.A and a successful businessman but im not just going to be brainwashed by him. If that is what you are expecting of all trump supporters you are gravely mistaking. Some Trump supporters are indeed just sockpuppets controlled by whatever he says but a majority are not, it us just the vocal minority that do all the dumb talking, trump supporters get railed on if they even dare to mention their political beliefs so they stay quiet. Congrats if you manage to read this long.

[@hansliljense5718]

Divided state off emberresment 😶

[@renecurry6551]

@@limptoast 👄Good economic idea?!! Who's gonna pay for it?!! How?!! Cut more school lunch programs even more, cut medicare, cut housing assistance even more, cut educational programs even more?!!! A totally asinine idea, let alone as an undertaking!!!

[@ThreeGoddesses]

This is the same man who campaigned on the premise that America needs to focus inwards and fix itself

[@Bluey-jf8fc]

He should. Trump 2020

[@heathwilliams2962]

Bluey21731 I agree

[@berniediapersanderslukso9204]

Why not? US bought Alaska right?

[@adamvincent5714]

it's because they want to cover up how much ice is melting

[@dakota481]

adam vincent yeah that’s got to be why... typical libtard..

[@randomnerd9088]

There are more polar bears today than there was in 1990. I thought polar bears needed ice and artic environments to live...?

[@The-Musicians-Edge]

@@dakota481 Ice is melting fast, that's a fact. Covering things up is what this administration does. typical trumptard

[@edwardsaucedo9223]

Shipping lanes and good for a Forward tactical base.

[@The-Musicians-Edge]

@@randomnerd9088 Holy crap, are you telling me that polar bears have sex? mind blown....

[@elenastone1471]

Trump: we're going to buy Greenland and Greenland is going to pay for it.

[@Skipper_Jones]

Laugh this made me

[@n1kolaos]

Greenland: We found some oil! Saudi Arabia: *_oh no, he's gonna do to you what he did to me..._*

[@gordyn5292]

Tell him he can buy Puerto Rico........oh wait.........

[@ginadelsasso288]

Hahaha.... Thats a good one. And its an island surrounded by "big water" too.

[@zoxai9406]

First off, he is not "buying it" nor is Greenland "selling it". It is a mutual decision that has came up in matters of the US defending large portions of the world. Donald Trump simply wants to take Greenland under our wing to help out economically and militarily. He is not "taking over Greenland". Greenland wants to be helped out

[@Pallyforeva]

You literally pulled that out of your ass. There is no evidence to support your claim

[@GrasponReality]

That's quite possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever seen anyone post in a comment thread and I regularly spar with young earth creationists and flat earthers.. Greenland is part of NATO and as such allows US bases there... So let's get this right... Greenlanders want to be helped out by the US.. because they think universal health care sucks... 4 weeks paid vacation suck... Freedom of movement between the 26 countries in the Schengen zone sucks.. and literally 100's of other benefits of their current situation because 'Meruca...

[@Serendip7205]

Jake Cooper yup I’m an American and this is bullshit.

[@Strothy2]

yan finally is ice is melting so we can get more oil to melt more ice...!

[@TheProhetess]

It's a great idea. Greenland is close to Russia. USA would have a strategic advantage.

[@formalist6096]

The Cold War ended.

[@Norwegian_Troll]

I think Trump should give USA back to Grenland. Eric the Red from Greenland was the first to « Discover» america. So its their country.

[@nunyabizness9045]

Thought it was Leif Eriksson. Either way it doesn't matter. No one really knows who discovered the America's

[@fernsong8558]

If we wanted to buy Greenland we should've done it back in 1868 when we bought Alaska. Maybe Denmark would've thrown Iceland in there too. It's too late now

[@ParanormalChannelYouTube-video]

Like there's actually a need for Greenland... You can get ice at 7-Eleven.

[@54markl]

Yes, but Greenland has better chili hard-boiled eggs!

[@LLT8]

Vikings came to America. America is going to the vikings.

[@Crypoligy]

Yes make Greenland great again!

[@chungusmogus8832]

Harry Truman also tried to buy Greenland in 1946 after WW2, making an offer of 100 million.

[@robertmcculloch9443]

Boy, maybe we should have just bought a Iraq and Afghanistan. That would have been a lot easier.

[@MrBonners]

and cheaper

[@itsmeekers]

No Ice they have a shit load of frozen fresh water and that's the next gold.

[@bctopper]

Robert McCulloch You don't get it. Greenland would be a defensive buffer for the US between Russia/China. Additionally Greenland is gaining more land everyday as ice melts. More land, more to develop on, which increases it's worth. Right now they are saying Greenland is worth only 1 Billion if it was for sale. They US spent over 300 Billion just on the interest on the US debt in 2018. Lol. One billion is like a penny to the US.

[@itsmeekers]

@@bctopper add to that we don't want the ice to melt. I live in Michigan China has been stealing our fresh water and poisoning it with their bilge water and leaving with our fresh water and Flint's water is poison and Africa needs water badly because nestly rapes them. Ice is frozen fresh water which UAE needs badly.

[@kaylw8013]

That's next! He will buy them for PUTIN, his love buddy.

[@TheEldorado84]

Anybody here in 2025?

[@icy3261]

Hell Ya!! REINDEERS!!

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

Santa Claus will be coming to the US then. Or at least he will get US citizenship.

[@icy3261]

Yesss! Just in time for CHRISTMAS!!

[@michaelpreston233]

Rump has already wrecked one Nation, now he wants two.

[@andythomas706]

No! The people who were stupid enough to make him president have wrecked your nation! Americans! A nation who's biggest threat comes from armed 'other americans' and not foriegners!

[@erikmore2936]

Honestly most of theTime I never agree with President Donald Trump I am not a Trump supporter but honestly I think it would be very good idea to purchase agreement for political reasons And for military reasons just think about it having a base in the Arctic be a lot better so if Russia tried the multi missile across the north Atlantic oceans and there’s plenty of resources there which are very very useful or boost economy I highly doubt that Trump will actually purchase Greenland but if it did happen I think it would be a great idea

[@theheinzification]

It would be really bad for the citizens of Greenland though.

[@kullanma]

I agree, it would be a great idea. I don't understand what is wrong with considering it. We bought Louisiana and Alaska, why not Greenland? The dismissive vibe of this guy is annoying.

[@kullanma]

@Joe Black We already have bases there as well. That isn't the issue necessarily. It would still be a strategic advantage to be able to control the arctic considering Russia is so active there. Also, assuming global warming melts everything, it might make a great place to live. :-)

[@05DELTA05]

As of now , a lot of countries want to obtain Greenland

[@paulcaltabiano2183]

Isn’t it good that he’s the most out of the box thinker in the presidency? You make it seem like it’s a bad thing

[@PCtransplant]

Paul Caltabiano No, Trump doesn't think about anything but himself; he is devoid of facts, logic and reality.

[@paulcaltabiano2183]

J M M you could think that, or you could recognize the benefit of somethings he has done. Buying Greenland would be a benefit for companies and businesses. I don’t really think that he’s in it for himself

[@PCtransplant]

@@paulcaltabiano2183 Benefits of some things he has done? Trump is a con man and you have been conned. Greenland is not for sale - let it sink in. Given this fact, it was just plain stupid for Trump to entertain the thought. Trump should do his POTUS' job instead of focusing on real estate deals that would most certainly benefit himself = violation of the Emoluments Clause. Wake up, Paul.

[@jasonbuss5132]

This was a great non bias news broadcast ever. I mean we don't hear any bashing towards either side. That was enjoyable. Thanks

[@user-fi9wx2vb9e]

Non bias? Where the fuck do you get the nerve. Your shit stain President is trying to buy a country and a people, and you want us to look at his side? Fuck you and fuck your President. Pieces of shit!

[@redbaron0073]

Not a bad idea. Go Trump KAG 2020

[@Blakelikesfood]

🤭 Frances's "Lousiana Purchase" & Russia's "Alaska Purchase" were thee best purchases ever made, paying for themselves x10 over...Greenland applies.

[@earlollsen1338]

I live in Greenland. We have rich natural resources. If Trump buys it where will we go? Can I live in mr. Trump's mansion instead? 🙁

[@michaelmarceau4863]

You won't want to live there. Don Jr and Eric visit often. That alone is enough to live anywhere else.

[@ginadelsasso288]

Well there are only 50k of you people so im sure he owns about that many hotel rooms and condos so he should have no problem relocating all of you so he can continue to destroy the rest of the world like he has done to the u.s. already. Sorry for the run on sentence

[@ginadelsasso288]

Im sorry for the peice of shit that bribed his way into office.

[@pogo1140]

I I lived in Greenland I'd stay, I get to travel anywhere in the EU, more vacation days than even Donald Trump, I would not have to pay over $10,000/year for a college education.and according to the researchers live in one of the happiest countries on the planet.

[@baladi921]

@ObamaisnextLincoln oh fuck off

[@marcatteberry1361]

Gee, we bought Alaska. Gee. We bought Louisiana, Gee, we bought the Virgin Islands from... Denmark, who owns Greenland. So, while you ridicule Trump, you look pedantic and petty.

[@brianwalsh7931]

Trump ridicules himself. The f*cking criminal traitor is still doing Russia’s bidding and he thinks we don’t know. That’s because the stupid bastard has dementia. Can’t wait till they put him in a home for the terminally bewildered. He’s totally insane and so are his brain dead followers.

[@54markl]

Mark, can we sell You to Greenland? They want to have bigots like the South.

[@DT-ul6qy]

@@brianwalsh7931 Wow Brian. You are one angry democrat. Years of high level investigation by (democrat) Mueller have shown the Russian conspiracy theory to have no merit. Maybe, you aren't angry. Maybe you are trolling. It's all good. Peace

[@brianwalsh7931]

old timer, who said I was a Democrat? Trumpanzee moron. Go look up Trump telling David Letterman all about his business ties to Russia for years. “The Russians are very smart people” does that sound like Trump? That’s cause it is! Why are ALL of Trump’s campaign people in prison for Russian ties and collusion? Duh. Go back to Fox and live in denial. We are taking Traitor Trump down. Suck it up.

[@marcatteberry1361]

54markl wow, You would sell another human being? For political reasons as well? Look up bigot for me would you?

[@izraelasmodel5866]

DANIEL-11:LITTLE HORN; NEW SELEUCID EMPIRE; ATLANTIS ARCTIC CIRCLE UNION ORION FAMILY; GREENLAND, ICELAND, SVALBARD, NATO/OTAN HQ. -WW4:FOUR HORNS VS LITTLE HORN.-2041-2050. 2081-2090.DANIEL-7:10-HORNS, REVELATION-13:SEA BEAST- CHIMERA- NEW BYZANTINE ROME GREENLAND-NEW CONSTANTINOPLE. ALL NATIONS PLAY A ROLE.

[@SamCrane]

1:31 why wouldn’t he just buy my Minecraft world then

[@5PercentTint]

great that you continue to cover this with no added information

[@janvincent497]

That opening bit tells you everything you need to know about CNN. I made it 10 seconds in this video.

[@alexthrailkill]

Jan Vincent I felt the same way, but surprisingly the rest of the video is fairly unbiased

[@Christoph5782]

What are you on about? That's just a hook statement to get the reader's (or in this case the viewer's) attention, to retain their viewership. Not only is that standard practice in journalism, that's something you learn how to write in elementary school. Apart from the jokes put in to entertain the viewer, as this is a KZbin video, meaning the audience is far younger than if this was on TV (and let's be honest, most Trump supporters are not going to actually watch any other news network than Fox News), I don't think you can get any more objective than this....

[@hongyin752]

Greenland is melting , know the Amazon's are burning. This is fine.

[@elliemm557]

It's happened before. But THIS time we can make a difference......just give money, and you will feel like you personally are saving the earth, paying for more ads that say to give money, that they say will make a difference by just giving money so they can make more ads that say to give money.

[@elliemm557]

@Biracial Boy It's not the sentence that should awe you so much as the actual process of how people get scammed should. I think they get their process from the televangelical preachers. LOL Give money to 'save you', so they can make more shows ….to preach to you to send mo' money...…. to 'save you'!!

[@3aZM]

1:12 The reason why the US would like to purchase land an annexe it is simple: an *Empire* is always looking for land to expand. Edit: *Remember it was 13 states* , by means of war, subversion, diplomacy (intimidation), and economic power we expanded to the current number of states and territories.

[@maryrafuse2297]

Expansion of an empire always leads to cracks. The more it expands the more different ideas, including revolution, are absorbed into its centre eating away at it. You cannot deal with the territories you have now. Imperial expansion always leads to defeat. Empires always fall. The acid test for America was Vietnam, an uneducated primitive mostly agrarian population defeated the USA and its technology. Today America depends on military technology and on its borrowed money. Good luck expanding the empire! You will need it.

[@pacificfrontier3566]

We need to purchase CANADA? 😡that’s where all the Natural Resources are that we Americans can use...I will pitch in $1K....

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

Canada s extremely risky with the crackpot Muslim Trudeau as leader. The most corrupt politician in history. You should demand Canada to remove him first, then you can buy it.

[@54markl]

No, you fool, French Guiana! Why? Because it has more people than Greenland! 🇬🇫

[@ryan19754]

No we need to buy Antarctica

[@ottawapanoramas9797]

@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable Canad’s problem is with people like you. I personaly work with Muslims from many different countries they are very much like catholics were in the 1950s.when I was growwing up. they are hard working dedicated people who want to contribute to Canadfian society people like you cause problems. Christianity has nothing to brag about unless you condon pedophile priests and taking inocent children from their parents

[@limitedoriginz6109]

LOOK UP: 21 Quotes by Margaret Sanger Trump supporter

[@garretthensley6933]

He’s trolling them and they fall for it every time lol

[@crispyasfuck2856]

Trump is 70 years old he doesnt know how to troll

[@janetairlines1351]

@@crispyasfuck2856 yes he does. He literally says stuff jokingly during his rallies, and then laughs and says "now watch cnn and the other fake news outlets run with this tomorrow". And they do, hook line and sinker. Definition of trolling.....

[@johanneolsen658]

My mom is from Greenland I am not happy

[@bradleymcdonald6273]

Why are you not happy?

[@jasonspringer2983]

Where is Fredo and Donnie Sniffmyfingers?

[@mroceans8336]

Impeach Trump, Bomb Russia, Tax the Churches, Separate Republicans From Their Swastikas

[@stevenboss1019]

Democrats are Most Hated

[@mysticmadman5961]

And put all Libtards into FEMA Camps.

You're meaningless now. We're laughing at your seditious crap.

[@wilsondassumpcao2089]

Greenland makes the best hamberders ever.

[@YusufGinnah]

Best enjoyed with a hot cup of covfefe... 🤣😂

[@perezpepito104]

Shhhh, Greenland. Just go Antartica, way bigger.

[@flemmingsrensen8395]

The Orange guy actually tried ! He believed the the North Pole and the South Pole was owned by Poland. When he finally found out this was not the case, he cancelled his trip to Poland.

[@darkwolf4434]

I'm pretty sure the climate in greenland is even close to that of antarctica, I mean the US atleast thought that they could build militairy bases there in the cold war and due to climate change they might actually be able to today.

[@bxr2k1]

Just because he "thinks outside the box" doesn't always mean it was a great box.

[@theheinzification]

Nor that he thinks.

[@kotk05]

The high pitch doofus on the video listed good ideas and then made a bunch of strawman arguments. But you're like "ho ho! Trump s.s.s.stuipid ho ho!"

[@progressivepagan5575]

In other news, CNN manages to be cringier than Trump

[@andrewszombie]

Go back to Fox news, then. 👋👋👋

[@progressivepagan5575]

@@andrewszombie Um... how about I'll go back to watching Some More News instead of this "us kids" stuff? You know, actual witty, progressive news aimed for a younger demographic and not this cringe trying to emulate it. Be careful about attacking your own. It's not a good look.