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[@BruisedMilk]

This entire movie is like it was based off a joke in South Park. "Doctor, what's wrong with my son!?" "It's his time, it's running out." "Well what does he need?" "He needs more time."

[@user-ti2ph6qb1y]

BruisedMilk a man of culture

[@Not_an_alligator]

Incredibly underrated comment

[@notmyrealname3403]

Simpsons did it!

[@whitealliance9540]

@@notmyrealname3403 Simpson's predict the antichrists youtube channel. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGjVm3h7oJykb68 Go to him now. Give him your nightmares

[@MartinEiken]

I suppose we could give him a time transplant... I'll have to call in a specialist.

[@SparrowwithaMachinegun]

Hooker: " I'll give you ten minutes for an hour" I think the writer came up with that line and built a movie around it. "Movie"

[@sporkerful]

savage

[@BFTurtledoves]

I think they actually built the movie around the phrase "time is money"

[@MisanthropicMarxist]

Yeah, whoever came up with that one was reeeeeallly proud of himself

[@CaptainKronkers]

I don't understand that line. Wouldn't she just be spending that hour pleasuring them when they only have to spend 10 minutes? Or would she be getting the hour of time to pleasure him for 10 minutes? Is she offering an exchange of just time? Wouldn't that only give her time so she can pleasure him for longer? Wouldn't that mean she's just extending her life just for the time that she's pleasuring them? I guess being alive for longer while having to spend all that time sucking someone off would be better than just being dead.

[@edward4840]

CaptainKronkers eh it's the future!

[@chaosinorderrr]

The "Ain't nobody got time for that" woman should've had a cameo in this

[@garrickslings6113]

Yes I would have cried of joy

[@professoroak5162]

chaosinorderrr that wasnt a meme at the time

[@MenwithHill]

Doesn't matter, it's a timeless meme.

[@sazm1998]

MenwithHill it's a dead meme

[@prestonnoneya3767]

Martin Petkovski, How dare you sir!

[@shikiaura]

I feel so bad watching Timberlake during the multilingual interview. You can tell that he wants to acknowledge the people, but has absolutely no clue how.

[@arthrisis9629]

*Timeberlake

[@HaleSchlaggitoz]

She was just a fan :/

[@billybased64]

It's like they don't think these events thru at all. Why were they even in this situation? Lol

[@Ipsolus]

The absolute confusion and worry on his face 😂

[@gargles5270]

he so obviously wants to join in the conversation but they essentially gave him a napkin to dig a hole

[@Mazra42]

Whenever I see a couple running fast while holding hands in a movie, I'm thinking the director never actually tried it. I've tried it, and it's very uncomfortable. If you're running for your lives, you would not be holding hands.

[@mrsilikeeggs]

Yeah and wouldn't they speed up if they let go?

[@Lookin4aBoxToLive]

+mrsilikeeggs Yes. Besides, as it turns out, holding out your arm forward/backwards fucks up your balance, causing you to be unable to speed up without eating shit.

[@arianafox365]

Mazra she was also running in heels which is really, really hard. Clearly this director was not interested in accurately representing running people...

[@ThreadBomb]

The way it would make sense is if the guy could run faster than the girl, so he grabbed her arm to pull her along with him. Of course, if she was wearing heels she would still bite it.

[@storywala88]

It bugs me too, unless the other person is struggling, you are wasting energy and time.

[@ethanbethan6151]

What if you're a double amputee?

[@KillThad]

+Steven Uhh No, you look at your legs :P

[@soph9018]

+KillThad what if you don't have legs either?

[@KillThad]

Sophinator Games You fucked.

[@theenigmaencoder92]

Then nobodies got time for you.

[@gherkin1056]

You're gonna have a bad... TIME! (I'll just leave now)

[@goodmachines7743]

I'm a little disappointed they didn't incorporate some advertisement in the shape of health products. Like: "Wanna get an extra minute? Drink Minute Maid!"

[@asexyspoon7704]

That's funny. But since everything is paid in time.. Would the minute be worth however much you have to pay?

[@goodmachines7743]

a Sexy Spoon Maybe...

[@stephencarroll4681]

a Sexy Spoon Don't people already buy a bunch of useless shit just to get free shipping even when it's like 10-15 bucks just to get 4 dollars off? Or buy stuff they otherwise would never touch if it says SALE or "buy one get one free," or for programs that are like "10% back!" I feel like there's a lot of people who fall for these types of marketing ploys because they feel they're getting extra value. And the society in the movie is stupid enough anyway.

[@rickywilliams1586]

Stephen Carroll Except buy one get one free isn't a marketing ploy to pretend to give stuff extra value. Especially if it's a product that is extremely useful. Buy say a bag of diapers and get an extra one free is perfect for parents. That's less money they have to spend and more product. Now yes it's usually buy the bigger product but you do end up saving money. For example if a mom always buys a regular bag of diapers for $15 but there's a deal where if she buys the plus size bag that costs $25 and get a second one for free that's money saved. She got far more out for an extra $10 than she would have gotten if she bought the regular size twice. Which would have cost he $30. She decreased the how fast she'll be running out of diapers as well as her need to go get more.

[@Iamgudjoe]

Dear god no

[@Bruno-ox6ci]

So, unless you are 25 years old you can't buy stuff?

[@badvibesonly3526]

I like to think that the parents have to buy everything, and teenage girls everywhere killed their parents for One Direction merch.

[@Bruno-ox6ci]

Phanout at the Black Parade It's not so different from our world Btw is your username a MCR reference?

[@badvibesonly3526]

Stalker's Stalker Partially. I threw in a bunch of stuff for it.

[@Bruno-ox6ci]

Phanout at the Black Parade Nice

[@defectiveuser470]

You can see devices that you can transfer time into for purchases. 4:25

[@lulubella333]

In Time Drinking Game: 1. Take a shot every time someone says the word "Time". 2. Die

[@SuperFranzs]

I don't have time for that...

[@IQuarent]

Not this time

[@Samdgameboy]

No time for that, I need more time for another time man.

[@nopatone]

M R D P S T G G

[@artyomsaveli9681]

Directions unclear, accidentally died from time wasted drinking.

[@mixedreactions714]

10:10 I am shocked and impressed that you didn't notice, or at least didn't mention how they used an empty toy car instead of special effects for this scene. It's hilarious.

[@PhaenyBirb]

They did what now?

[@kingdestroyah]

God damn it Bobby that's all I can see now

[@JZStudiosonline]

+Bobby Flay I'm pretty sure it's just shitty CG

[@aefaux]

Diphtherian Misfit stfu omg lol

[@franciscorendon2783]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

[@100billionsubscriberswithn4]

There used to be an annotation around 1:00 where he corrects himself, saying that gravity is only responsible for these things to a very limited extent. Now that annotations are dead, you have to rely on youtube comments to receive this information.

[@yoshikagekira3416]

What the heck kinda faker are you?

[@bogfrog666]

@@yoshikagekira3416 what ru talking about? That is literally true

[@yoshikagekira3416]

@@bogfrog666 I commented this when his Pfp and name was ALSO Yoshikage Kira.

[@vizthex]

ikr, rip annotations :c

[@jonathansefcik473]

Wait, so a toll booth costs one month and a night at a fancy hotel is two months? That must've been the most expensive toll booth ever!

[@kort7367]

Jonathan Sefcik it got more and more expensive for each toll

[@charleynewman5057]

It's the entrance fee to get into the richest part of the country. It's a high price to ensure only the rich get in.

[@_ikako_]

Plus, couldn't you just walk there instead of driving?

[@vizthex]

@@charleynewman5057 i mean a month is still manageable if you got a good amount of time cash left...

[@avd7288]

This movie would've worked better if it had been set into a cyberpunk environment instead of a "could be tomorrow"-type of "sci-fi".

[@Air_Serpent]

Tony Savage it seemed more like the poor man’s cyberpunk to me. Or a very, very early version of it.

[@allier1867]

yes

[@dddmmi]

I think they were going for a classic 1984 dystopia

[@kumo34sans]

I love when you put the clips of the actors being interviewed "yea oh yea it will be a great movie" *stares to the left with blank stare*

[@Imcold1218]

Holy crud that reaction

[@americantoastman7296]

review movie world

[@deathby1kslimes945]

Honestly this concept is interesting on paper, but when you factor in how passage of time would completely derail the economy and how time zones would screw everything up, there are lots of holes similar to those that are never explained in the film.

[@murciadoxial8056]

the way we measure time makes this system to be complete bullshit, the system also does not reflect economy accurately, now, a way to fix it is to apply it to prisioners for example, or as a new way of slavery maybe, to have only one specific economic class to be affect by the time madness

[@mehdimoussaoui1712]

Time zones don't have anything to do with the passage of time though.

[@mehdimoussaoui1712]

Well that just means travelling is quite expensive in their world but it's not an incoherence. But I think Electric Skittles was talking about actual time zones as we know them.

[@jaiyapapaya]

Electric Skittles eeehhhh it's the future.

[@deathby1kslimes945]

Mmm Mmm I was thinking both in the films universe and as we know them. If time zones mean something different to how we know them today how would they account for the different times in different parts of the country? And are the new time zones exactly on the old ones? I doubt it. And why does it cost a month for 1 night in the hotel? And... Arghhh! this freakin movie

[@TheBakingSeal]

The death scenes look like when an Oblivion NPC dies

[@afierymess2307]

"The body is still warm. There is a killer about."

[@coolguy02536]

*_CLANG_*

[@Ipsolus]

> They eat the poison apple > They make a bunch of "Hruh!" "Gruk!" "Ooh" sounds as it slowly kills them > They talk to a nearby orc > "Have you heard? There's a new Grand Champion, someone-" > They let out one final "gruh" and flop sloppily > The orc looks, but then just walks away like this is utterly normal

[@tertiaritus]

@@Ipsolus and then a guard runs up, runs in triangles, pokes a body and walks away. When you strike up a conversation hoping to uncover the reason behind such incompetence he gives you the only appropriate response: "Protect and serve"

[@cheatcode436]

*R A G D O L L I N T E N S I F I E S*

[@stejn_2918]

What would happen if you don't have any arms in this universe?

[@feelsbaraman4713]

Stejn_ Leg timers

[@YtseJammed]

BleachLover 666 But what if you have no arms or legs? Dick timer?

[@fallenmango8420]

Lamar the Llama people would have to pay you with a hand job. Double payment

[@grosezero8834]

they would put it on their waist. get it

[@Draco_-mk5zv]

if im on top, im giving time ;)

[@YMS]

Those death screams will stay with me for the rest of my life. So good.

[@Kikol10]

Just-In Time-berlake I wonder if making him the main character was just because of his name.

[@MisterSpinalzo]

I feel like this whole film just exists because of that pun

[@jborrego2406]

He gave his friend 10 yrs but he didn’t give his mom more time lol

[@Karanthaneos]

One would think that when your life depends on your time currency you wouldn't wait until you have like two hours before needing to reload. You'd make sure to have at least like a year of time to spare, and you most certainly wouldn't spend all your time until you have like just two hours left. "Yeah, I have like 5 hours left of life so I'll spend 4 of those to buy this really pretty dress, I'm sure I'll get back home back in TIME and just have like 2 minutes of time left to recharge my time. Boy, do I love the thrill of IMMINENT DEATH" The thought process of the people in this world is like the system was implemented yesterday and they didn't get used to it yet, so they keep forgetting "Oh yeah, I should really check on my literally death watch more often, silly me".

[@Axer128]

@@Karanthaneos By the same logic, not exactly the best plan to live paycheck to paycheck.. But guess what, the vast majority of people do. Every when poor people win the lottery, the majority spend it very quickly and go poor once again. So yea of all the things that are unrealistic in this film, this one I find pretty believable. Sure smart people would try harder to save vs then if it was just cash money, but people most people aren't smart, the would eventually spend down to their little bit and only then do what must be done to survive. And yes, if the norm was to live with less than a day left everyday, people would become numb to it and check less often. You also have to consider they live in the ghetto where people are getting robbed like crazy, and there are banks.. Same reason I only carry minimal cash. By that logic, it's smart not to carry much on your at all.

[@Karanthaneos]

​@@Axer128 The difference is that if you drop to 0 money you're carrying you literally die on the spot. Which by itself shows how stupid the whole premise of the movie is, because it created a bunch of problems that would be on people's mind all the time and then just ignore them. That would really not be a difference on people robbing you, which is in fact worse, because robbery should be classified the same as murder in this world. There's not much difference between robbing you and shooting you than just robbing you dry. What's more, it incentivices robbing people dry because if you then shoot them you're wasting money you could've just fully robbed. It makes it all worse and actually changes a lot, but the movie doesn't even consider those elements, because it took them 5 minutes to write it.

[@snodog00]

He didn't have the abundance of time when he gave his mom some. That was before the rich dude gave it to him. He gave his friend 10 years after he got rich from the suicidal dude. I'm all for nit picking shitty movies, but this is blatantly wrong. At least watch the movie before trying to shit on it.

[@snodog00]

@@Karanthaneos that's why they live in squalor. They live in the shittiest district where it's common for people to drop dead from "out of time". There are like... 12 districts and I'm sure at least district 10-1 are able to keep an abundance of time. I assume you've never lived paycheck to paycheck before? I've moved into nice places before only to get layed off and my wife was the sole income for a while till I could find another job. For that period of time, we've had our power shut off, went hungry for a day or so, or had our phones shut off because you need to prioritize some bills over the other. Rent came first, then food, then power, then phone, then cable and internet. His mom got a shitty break when she was particularly low on time. Trust me, when you're particularly low on "time" (money) it's CONSTANTLY on your mind. I never forget that I have $5 in the bank and the phone bill is due before I get payed. What is me constantly looking at my bank account going to do? Remind me that I'm fucked? I get it, time is more important and is always counting down, but not staring at my wrist and working is how I get more of it. What really bugs me is that there's no government assistance for those people? I've had to use food stamps before or get unemployment. Dudes are literally hoarding millions of years but there isn't a government in place to make sure people don't fucking die? We make sure people don't completely run out of money today, and it's not even necessary for people's survival, just important. You would think people would rise up and fight more for more time if others are hoarding it and there isn't any government to help the less fortunate. I guess that's what this movie is portraying, but a lot more than just JT would be fighting. They should be in the middle of a literal war to establish a fair system. Life is even more precious in that universe as it doesn't have a cap of 80 years or so. People wouldn't be dying in the middle of their shift. Like YMS said, the more you think about the premise, the more it falls apart. Humans have learned, for a very long time now, that there's enough resources to go around. The problem today is the infrastructure to transfer those resources and people using the tools available to them. Living in Seattle, there are A LOT of homeless camps, and it's not because they can't get any help. It's because they've either blown all the help others have given them on drugs, or don't care enough to do something about it. There are people that choose to live that way. My wife's sister used to be a heroin addict and for a long time, she preferred heroin over even her son. She got clean and now has a place to live, food, clothes, a phone, all because she stopped using every opportunity for help on drugs. She even has enough to go on vacation with my wife in a few weeks which costs a bit of money. More money than she ever had using. The kicker is, she still gets Methadone from a clinic every day or week or however it works, so she hasn't even fully kicked the drug. She's just replaced it with a legal version. This is all due to humans having a backup system for even the people at the very bottom. Yet in the future it's 1000× worse than today when it's infinitely more important? That's the problem with movies today. They don't think about anyone or thing that isn't the protagonist('s). They set up the world, not matter how shitty it is, no matter how society as a whole would treat it, but specifically what the protagonist has to overcome to achieve their goals. The new Stat Wars are fucking awful specifically because of this reason. The Republic isn't the only one with a fleet of battleships in the universe, yet no one gives a shit that the First Order is seizing control? No world building, no thought to ANYTHING besides what the protagonist has to face. It's not a coincidence that universes with rich lore and a lot of side content have the biggest fanbase.

[@Macho_Fantastico]

Man, that cgi car crash.

[@wildguy3922]

***** Right! I didn't even see anybody in the car as it was tumbling

[@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin]

***** almost as good as _fury road_

[@nolanmaisey]

***** it was .... beautiful?.... I guess

[@flippedoutkyrii]

***** What made it more infuriating was that they wrecked the Vintage Corvette anyway. In fact, they totaled a lot of Vintages in this movie for very little reason D:

[@nolanmaisey]

flippedoutkyrii they were all crap cars anyway

[@sidbore1218]

Wow, Preston Garvey never told me about this when he wanted me to join the minutemen :|

[@almalone3282]

Oh yea he tells you about the past versions of the Minutemen once you protect a random town from raiders in the ass end of the map for the 99999999th time

[@DocMortsnarg]

The funny thing is that the Minutemen in this look like the Coursers from The Institute in Fallout.

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

Well played.

[@sababibilashvili5434]

+Lelouch Vi Britannia you know if you weren't Lelouch I'd be booing the shit out of you

[@AudraBurgess]

I was looking for the Preston joke

[@Crowley9]

Given there are electronic devices that can store and transfer time, how is it that apparently that _absolutely_ _nobody_ has ever figured out how to hack that system to create something that can transfer infinite time to a person?

[@MKWiiLuke4TW]

because the movie is stupid

[@estonianmugcollector]

tru

[@vizthex]

Because it's the future so everything is completely safeguarded from theft.

[@klystron2010]

Quantum blockchain.

[@ThreadBomb]

Where do they get time from, and how do they store it? So stupid.

[@fett716]

it looks like this movie was entirely filmed in one place

[@ffejpsycho]

Earth?

[@sporkerful]

lol rekt

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

ffejpsycho in Earth?

[@realainsmcf]

I love your profile pic, Puppet is my favourite

[@beezy5628]

Isn’t der kommissar a song, by falco and then another version by after the fire?

[@onetruelordthom]

I kinda want a proper movie with this concept now, sounds pretty cool.

[@vizthex]

same.

[@danielpaterson2694]

Glad to see you make the TIME to review this.

[@ffejpsycho]

*tumbleweed*

[@Bloggerboy1000]

Brutal.

[@AnnoyingOrange420]

*cricket riding a tumbleweed*

[@khinthan9044]

haha

[@daredevil6145]

*ba dum tss*

[@SeeminglyOdd]

I bet every meal in the movie was garnished with thyme.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Seemingly Odd The scent of thyme carried on the wind...

[@DrShaym]

According to Einstein, time is relative. Does that mean an astronaut's time is worth more?

[@liam4397]

You commented a different comment on this video, three years before this comment was made.

[@RainCloudVideos]

liam can’t blame him for rewatching some classic yms

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Well even the astronauts that have been on the ISS the most, rocketing around in orbit, are only a few milliseconds younger than they would be otherwise

[@masonmccauley9158]

Hey possum

[@freindmaker4473]

@@abara5555 jesus bit aggressive lol

[@Petey0707]

JT looks dead inside when talking about this film

[@ThreadBomb]

He's thinking" "What am I doing? I'm already a fucking multimillionaire, I don't need to do any of this shit!"

[@scapeghost4212]

It would make a lot more sense if the "time" was some sort of chemical that kept them alive instead of a electronic timer because there is no way to transfer anything besides information electronically that means the only way the movie would work is if everyone was created immortal and then injected with a computer chip that kills them if the time runs out and everybody was just okay with it.

[@scapeghost4212]

Ethan Div yeah people survive being struck by lightning and considering they're not flying around on hoverboards I doubt they can make something of greater power. Even if they had the tech being zapped to death essentially roasts you alive, and involts s seizures and even eyes to pop out in some cases. Even a charge from a Taser would cause more of a reaction.

[@scapeghost4212]

+Ethan Div still that would require every injecting themselves with some sort or release mechanism for the poison which you should be able to remove with surgery so instead of giving people more time they should just remove the mechanism.

[@scapeghost4212]

+Ethan Div yeah a movie like this really doesn't disserve to be analyzed this deeply

[@napkin60]

+Hoss Delgado It seems like that's what the movie is already doing. The rich people don't get older as they run out of time, it's just a trigger that kills them if they hit 0.

[@scapeghost4212]

John Malkovich yeah but remember that if that's the case then at one point they must have cure aging and then some time later they decided that currency should be how much time you have left so everyone is in extreme danger of of dying if they run out of money right after they all became immortals. And even if that scenario makes any sense then why isnt the protagonists' goal to cure their inevitable death instead of just delaying it

[@ellens3447]

I can't believe they dragged Cillian Murphy into this

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

*ding*

[@steph1921]

Ellen S poor dude

[@daniboy4153]

Cillian Murphy deserves better

[@leena7961]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@DerLucht]

His character was the best of all tbh :D Or maybe I just like villains, but still :D

[@DannyEastes]

The fucking master chief voices when people die had me in stitches

[@ZiPolishHammer]

Nearly everyone would become a thief in this society. There's no incentive not to be one.

[@vizthex]

ikr lmao

[@rosestar1324]

I would tbh lol. Just grab a few friends and rob from a person walking out by themselves. Or save for a gun and use violence to steal. I would just rob people.

[@DrShaym]

This video is 20 minutes and three seconds long. It also has 228,270 views as of the time that I'm typing this. That means a total of 4,576,813.5 man-hours have been spent watching it. If one minute is equal to one dollar, then this video is worth almost $275 million, which is more than what they spent on _John Carter_.

[@danaberry149]

Except John Carter was stupid but your math skills are impressive

[@blakekneippfilms]

Interesting, no one cares

[@danaberry149]

Dr. Olympus You must be the fun at parties

[@jonesnj07]

Dr. Olympus funny how he got a bunch of likes and you didn't.

[@taffysaur]

Over There John Carter rules, sucka.

[@affirmingtoe15]

This is the kind of movie that I think they should remake. It has an interesting/creative premise, but it falls flat on its delivery and characters.

[@rollfizzlebeef5384]

AffirmingToe But the question is should we bring back Justin Timberlake/Just-in Time(berlake)

[@suezuccati304]

also, the movie doesnt makes sense at all.

[@GippyHappy]

Remake with even more time puns

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Oh, Justin's little face when they're speaking French around him is the same as my golden retriever! I feel so sorry for him!

[@milky4530]

You'd think with all the time puns, they'd name their taxi services like 'Time Travel' or something

[@MrGMoney1944]

Glad one million years fits on a USB.

[@woodfloor111]

"...And by fight, I mean they're just gonna hold hands and be really gay" lmfaoooo

[@bopabino1816]

This movie would have worked so much better as an indie type comedy about a depressed guy working a part-time (GET IT!?) job and how people don't realize that they are spending so much of the time they have on this earth in pursuit of trying to get rich. Instead its a really flat action film...

[@SpawnRevenge92]

Damn you and your talent for finding awkward interviews! XD

[@TheArsenalgunner28]

Thing is...this movie felt like as if it only existed as a pun to me. 'In time'...short for 'just in time'...'Justin Timberlake'...Justin Tim-/Just in time...

[@kodakblank]

Dave Gunner I think it was made from the pun "I'll give you ten minutes for an hour"

[@ThePinkPartyHat]

Justin just in In Time. Bruh.

[@fanfaretloudest]

Yeah I can't help but feel like it was the original title to this meh movie.

[@kingusernamelxixthemagnifi3488]

I respect that.

[@UberSchluh]

Why does this movie (and alot of others) shit on darwin by showing venture capitalists who seem to think evolution is an economic principle, I have seen so many movies that do this and it confuses me endlessly

[@rogue123987]

I don't even know. It's like when people say they don't believe in evolution because they think survival of the fittest is immoral. Like, it's not a moral principal at all? It's just science. It's like people don't even have a clue what science is for.

[@jamjox9922]

I think you're referring to Social Darwanism, which has no foundation on Science at all. It's the belief that society lives by the natural order of evolution and adaptation; thus, in order for some to build wealth, everyone else must be destitute and poor. It's so far from how economics actually work, that it's comical. And yet, you see it in so many movies, "...It's the battle of fittest." *sigh*

[@lestatcomedante3907]

+J.A. Martiz and Darwin hated Social Darwinism. Sadly some people think it's a valid belief and/or part of the theory. They don't seem to understand that cooperation was critical to human evolution.

[@lestatcomedante3907]

cooperation and empathy*

[@RaithSienar]

"It's like when people say they don't believe in evolution because they think survival of the fittest is immoral" These people are morons who don't even understand what Darwin was saying. Darwin was saying that the species most fit to their environment survive and pass on their genes. A snow leopard is most fit to live up in the Himalayas, you take it out of the Himalayas and slap him in a deep jungle and it won't do very fucking well.

[@Redlady1917]

Equally distribute the time. Its what Lenin would have wanted.

[@leejoelbeasley5005]

after he takes little from every else born

[@idkdamn978]

Lenin would have everyone make the same regardless of how hard they worked or how much they produced individually. Yeah, sounds fair 🤡

[@maegor-targaryen]

And here we have 3 people who each know nothing about Lenin contradicting each other.

[@spcktrm]

Justin TIMEberlake

[@tobiasnibe3002]

They made a song with Nelly Furtimedo

[@TheCoffeeNut711]

Why the fuck didn't he give his mom ten years like the other guy. "Sssshhhhh this is sad moment SSHHHSSHH"

[@jonah5279]

I remember wanting to see this when it came out never did didn't realize it was bad

[@Dinjur]

same. i liked it and still do.

[@dramawind]

I really wanted to watch after earth when it came out, I thought it would be a masterpiece. It was a mistake.

[@lisamarie5937]

It got a 6.7 on imdb so it isn't bad. It's just nothing special.

[@r68saga31]

Lisa Marie it is bad,suicide squad got 6.4 on imdb and it would even makes Ed Wood cringe when he watches

[@charleynewman5057]

It's a good movie. Don't be a sheep.

[@elijahdoesstuff4600]

Matt Bomer's face when his character died is absolutely priceless. It just looks like he's trying to pee after being hit in the crotch with a golf ball.

[@commandercat10]

This made me laugh

[@stargazer45100]

Okay so if you go east into another time zone, does that mean that you're technically gaining an hour of time?

[@k4yser]

the clock on their arms are individual cooldowns, timezones work independend of each individual. the personal cd isnt bound to the actual time of the region, its bound to yourself

[@viggy2k66]

+k4yser DUMBEST SHIT EVER tbh though i actually loved this movie as a kid...

[@DanielAvelan]

+Juice Box TWDG That's the rich to get rich: just get enough time to fly a plane around the world a couple of times and you are done.

[@charlizamon1]

+Vignesh Jayaram Loved what movie? In time? You know it came out like 4 years ago so the whole ' I loved this movie as a kid' phrase doesn't really work in this case

[@viggy2k66]

+BOOF MOOSE Haha, true Well I loved it before I knew what good cinema was.

[@AleksaNoeksa]

It might have a nonsensical plot but futuristic Amanda Seyfried is 500% sexy.

[@WobblesandBean]

MrAdrianstameski Right??? She looks SO much prettier with that hair style! Even though she does still kinda look like an unusually attractive lizard...

[@AleksaNoeksa]

Amelia Bee I don't see a lizard, but ok!

[@AleksaNoeksa]

***** I do happen to be a fan of aquatic fauna

[@WobblesandBean]

MrAdrianstameski I like pufferfish. Amanda doesn't look like one, I just...really like pufferfish. She's more of a sturgeon.

[@AleksaNoeksa]

Amelia Bee If I could choose from any animal in the animal kingdom to compare her likeness to, I would choose the human being.

[@auby1212]

"What does a night here cost?" "A month."

[@geofff.3343]

This critic has the most iron-clad barrier to willfully suspending that disbelief I think I've ever seen.

[@OperationBaboon]

err... you don't start sagging due to gravity, but due to the lack of collagen in your skin... old skin, less collagen, less skin tension. too much UV light destroys collagen too, which is why people exposed to a lot of sunlight, has more and deeper wrinkles.

[@grimdork6017]

Yeah I called bullshit on what YMS said. It sounded wrong.

[@JustNatax3]

OperationBaboon Yeessss.. and what pulls it down? GRAVITY lol

[@enyinnayakamalu5232]

Nati Whatever yeah but it’s mostly caused by lack of collagen. If you still had tones of collagen gravity wouldn’t due shit

[@charleynewman5057]

Don't expect Adam to say something correct. He likes to spout all sorts of bullshit to pretend he's smart. Typical stupid person behavior to act like a know-it-all. Maybe I'm just bitter because I thought the movie was pretty good. Although that doesn't change the fact that YMS is constantly full of shit; probably because he spends all that time up his own ass.

[@btaylerpackard2475]

@@charleynewman5057 you're clearly bitter. Don't get me wrong when I watched this at 14 I loved it but going back I realized it was a really mediocre movie. Don't attack someones intelligence or their entire platform just because they did what they do to something you like. That's very childish just dislike the video and move on 🤙🏾

[@TheMrMacintosh]

GREAT FUCKING CHANNEL

[@gherkin1056]

Best of all TIME!

[@Gangmaker5000]

+Sceptical Tiger GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[@Ariel_emerald]

There should be a movie about Justin Timberlake being interviewed by people who don't speak his language, at least he could act in it.

[@rand0md00d3]

sick burn

[@krybling]

nailed it

[@OurFantasyLife]

Random factoid: the woman at 16:18 who says "A million years just went off the clock in New Greenwich" is Faye Kingslee, who was also the voice of Faith in Mirror's Edge: Catalyst.

[@poppyasher]

Gravity doesn't make your skin sag, the deterioration of elastic collagen fibers does. (I was expecting to see more people correcting him on this)

[@vizthex]

bruh this is why they shouldn't have killed annotations ffs

[@degurkin]

Why would you not always keep all your time on you? Why are there even a million years on a credstick? how do banks even exist? do you get interest on your time? Time in the bank doesn't tick down,but on your arm it does but the time saved up anywhere,on your arm,on a friend,on a credstick,or in a bank, still doesn't tick down because it's saved up... Why put it in a bank? so if you get mugged you can withdraw more time to not die? if you get mugged you literally have no time left and die that is impossible

[@tentacledood5784]

+degurkin Yeah, you just listed why this movie can't happen :P

[@theposhdinosaur7276]

+Steven Uhh banks = good for making you SEEM poor so you wont be as likely to be mugged not that its a good system but as i see it that would have to be the explanation

[@shraka]

+degurkin You probably would get interest on time stored in the bank, assuming lines of credit work the way they do in real life. Even if the poor don't have access to it, business people would need to take loans to purchase large assets. The real issue is they've created a deflationary economy. That means you're better off holding onto your money rather than spending it (on things you want, or on assets), taking money out of the economy and having it uselessly sit there doing nothing.

[@AsifIcarebear3]

+degurkin Not to mention the fact that each and every day billions of days are lost in the economy - obviously depending on how many humans are alive at this point. That's millions and millions of people who have to turn 25 so that there are more years going into the economy, otherwise it all breaks down pretty quickly. Or is time just generated somewhere? If so, why not just let everyone live forever and have normal currency?

[@BxPanda7]

+Sai DESGRAÇA not really, it could happen, if people all started to take psychedelics for the rest of their lives, in fact, we'd have a beautiful but totally nonsensical civilization... Wait a sec, that's already the case... damn.

[@canuckdude22]

Off topic question: what would happen to sports in this future? 1) So, any fellow sports fans in here will know that, depending on whomever the athlete in question is, age 25 is either the beginning of your prime or still part of your developmental stage. If you stay 25 forever, that's gonna give you a lot more time to grow. Now, this maybe a bit of a stretch, but what if every single team in the world had a player that has the potential or is as good as Messi, Mike Trout, Alexander Ovechkin, Stephan Curry, or Richard Sherman? What the hell would happen to the transfer market, or how would trades work? 2) _how the hell would contracts work_ 3) _How the hell would ticket prices work_ 4) *_how_*

[@ffejpsycho]

they would make shit money because the supply is infinite....lowering demand equally.

[@canuckdude22]

***** good point

[@commandercat10]

I now I’m late to the party but would contracts be the same since years are the same

[@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331]

Imagine a time thief just somebody shaking peoples hands and taking their time

[@frcdstcr]

"The cost of living keeps rising to make sure people keep dying." Uh..... by that logic the rich section should be overstuffed and the poor section should be just about empty... right?

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

Yeah, the logic of the wealthy class in this movie drives me crazy...along with the logic of everything else. All the workers would be dead and the rich would be stuck over populated and fighting with each other over why they hadn't set up an immortal slave class yet because in reality that's what would happen...

[@MegaFat1]

"He spends 59 years buying a car." I laughed. Still don't hate puns.

[@noirceur_]

This is one of my favorite movies ever, not because of the writing, directing, acting, or anything really about the movie, but the concept and the world it takes place in just seems perfect to me. P.S. also love the vehicles they chose to use & the costume design is pretty good too.

[@chanceneck8072]

Well, my mom used to recommend this movie to me before she died, saying she loved it. I first watched it all the way through AFTER she was already dead, so this holds kind of a special place in my heart.....

[@WobblesandBean]

Well now wait a minute, why can't Justin just give his mom the time she needs right after her death? I mean her heart literally stopped, like, a half second before he reached her. She's still warm, he can probably just revive her no problem. There doesn't seem to be a rule against that. Oh, wait, riiight... "plot".

[@SylvanasWindrunnerResurrected]

Amelia Bee Hehe.. "wait a minute".

[@WobblesandBean]

***** Eh, I'm all over the internet. A sad side effect of working from home. I have, like, no life.

[@IMmephiles]

Amelia Bee Well there clearly is a rule about that, or else he would have done it. I don't like defending this movie but it seems reasonable to assume that what you described can't be pulled off.

[@howtoguro]

+Sylvanas Windrunner Hold on a second, you were just in time to say that. :|

[@howtoguro]

Source Dasher I think we've all gotten past it ;)

[@CERTAIND00M]

When I took my girlfriend to see this in theaters, I referred to it as "Justin Time" and the black lady who took my ticket laughed before screaming across the AMC lobby at one of her coworkers "Guess what he just called it?! Justin Time!" Great minds, huh?

[@MisterBones2910]

Imagine the blood sports you could have in this universe. Back-alley underground wrestling where both contestants drop all but ten minutes into a pot and they wrestle time out of each other until someone dies; winner take all, minus a small "accounting fee" for the local mob of course.

[@rollfizzlebeef5384]

Mister Bones Now that’s a movie I wanna see.

[@khaorix2667]

If anyone's wondering that French chick at the end is asking if Justin Timberlake is planning to do any more music.

[@DanielAvelan]

So, when you pay for a trip, say the cost is 12 hours, and it takes 10 hours to get from point a to point b (you leave at 10:00 and get to your destination at 22:00), does that mean the trip actually costed you 22 hours? Does that mean poor people avoid ever getting out of their neighborhood all together? How professions like truckers and bus drivers are profitable at all? Or, since you spend time to make anything, how is any work profitable? Either workers are getting robbed, which means there's no reason for them to work, or bosses have to pay their workers more than what's actually needed, which means there's not much profit. For that economy to work, time has to be cheap as fuck, but why would you make everybody immortal to install a very weak economy? IT SEENS LIKE A WASTE OF TIME!

[@fourcrippledhorses]

+DanielAvelan Pretty sure you put more thought into that than even the people who made the movie did.

[@PhaenyBirb]

Maybe their clocks stop temporarily while traveling..?

[@Jordo246]

Except if the trip took 10 hours and you left at 10:00 you'd arrive at 20:00 not 22:00.

[@DanielAvelan]

Fuck, this is how I thought this movie was clever the first time I watched it: it made me dumber!

[@Jordo246]

Understandable.

[@RepublicofE]

The premise of this movie is basically like the random ideas that sometimes fly through my head that I think might make a half decent classic Star Trek episode. I could have thought of this premise, and in fact I think I did before I found out about this movie, but I never thought of it as something that would warrant much thought. I mean, I think of random thoughts like "what it time was actually money" all the time. I'm not saying a concept like this absolutely can't work as a movie, but it's just not novel enough to work without working hard to come up with a specific nuance to make it stand out.

[@vizthex]

honestly though. as a one-off star trek ep it could work, but not as a movie.

[@CheeseYourself]

My whole life I've been pronouncing it "Sillian Murphy", rather than "Killian Murphy". I feel dumb now.

[@coolguy02536]

Most people probably did. It’s like “Celtic”.

[@valinorean4816]

@@coolguy02536 and "arced/arcing"

[@ROYBGP]

I really liked the actor the played the cop. He's a cool guy.

[@charliehancock5797]

What about "Just-in TIME-burlake". Sorry - I just had to.

[@skillzthatkillz117]

Only got 4 minutes to save the world

[@littlemsterious991]

this sounds like something i'd read on a fanfiction site. should have stayed there.

[@appleonly7594]

Weird opinion but I'll throw in either way. I'd personally prefer to see the back story of the suicidal billionaire guy + elaborate in depth analysis of how he came to be, how he got bored of life itself, why can't he be a little more creative and organize a donation for poor people with his crap-ton money and etc. Idk why, I just find it interesting how his whole personification seems to be an enigma when there's a pretty large probability that some person might suffer mental illnesses even in this kind of universe. Or maybe I just found his last written message to be Very Cool. I guess. Speaking of which, do bodies automatically start decaying the moment you're out of time? Is it possible to revive them one second after death? I mean, brain death may come quick, but people have been reported to come out of vegetative state, comas, and the likes. How do deaths even work? And why do I even bother asking? It's just a movie, gotta turn off my head real quick.

[@kylelynch2862]

how come the kid has a time thing if shes not 25?

[@tgsachris]

+mark desmit No im pretty sure she is a little girl, you grow until 25 then your clock starts and becomes usable

[@greyanimator4005]

+Kyle Lynch Because movie

[@0Fate8Bound0]

+tgsachris I think you're giving a year that starts clocking down from 25 years old(until which time you don't personally drain time). This year cant be touched. but prior to that you can still revive time on top of that to buy things like food, etc. That's why he said, you've got a whole year.

[@ilovemakingcatgirlscry7574]

Maybe she's a midget

[@ArcaneKeeperD20]

Ohhh. Greenwhich. Like Greenwich in London where the Greenwhich Mean Time timezone is. I get it

[@2wingo]

It's also a neighborhood in New York City, one of the Top 10 most expensive real estate locations in America.

[@ArcaneKeeperD20]

2wingo Oh. That would make more sense...

[@JothTheMan]

***** Probably it's about both.

[@redzeppelin6]

Oh God damnit!

[@rotjesenmatjes]

Yep..when I heard "Greenwich" my face instantly curled up and imploded.

[@noneofyourebusiness7302]

19:27 the look of horror confusion and fear on that mans face is enough to make ranbo cringe

[@biscuitstix_]

I remember having to watch this movie in a sociology class back in high school. That's really all I remember about it. Guess it didn't leave much of an impression on me.

[@VicFishHD]

i get so sad when i think about this movie... the concept was SO good, but they fucked it up

[@MrOplef]

The concept is fucking retarded

[@VexRep]

It would have been better if it was more like 1984 in the sense that you have some special authoritarian force always monitoring your social activities bur they would take you away when your time reaches zero. If time was more of a means of identification and if you have zero time you essentially can't function in society. If you get taken away by the police force. you are extracted of your time and that time is given to the ruling class. Just some quick thoughts from someone who didn't even see the movie.

[@notmocka]

I love the concept also, but I guess it would be more fitting for a book

[@All4Tanuki]

It'd be a better concept for a strategy game. Having to organise people by distributing a limited amount of timemoney amongst them or... something. I dunno.

[@zurichRevolts]

Vexed An4l Reaper harlan ellison has a short story called '"repent, harlequin!" said the ticktockman' that takes that route (sort of. it doesn't go in depth, but i don't think time is currency. just a fascist world where everything is on a strict schedule, and wasting time is harshly punished. there is some biological 'clock' to be stopped) he was going to sue the creators of this movie until he saw it and realized it was a whole different take

[@tonynewhouse7281]

I am still wondering about this... what if you lost your arm that had the time written on it? would you be screwed? or what?

[@creme8338]

probably your "timer" would go on, but you just couldnt see how much you have (left).

[@HimeTakamura]

I am the Law Would you be able to add and remove time on the severed limb? Or once your arm was off, you just had to wait until your time ran out and then you would die? and if you could add and remove time on the arm, wouldn't the arm rot over time?

[@creme8338]

iunno man, i don't know.

[@TheDarkShinigami6125]

I think it's like a credit card. Your credit card doesn't have to be in your wallet in order for it to function, but it very well should be in your wallet if you're going to use it sometime. So if someone cuts off your credit-arm and you don't die, then whoever has your credit-arm can spend your money without your consent, as long as nobody notices that you're waving around a severed arm.

[@rollfizzlebeef5384]

They would probably take all the time off of the severed arm and toss the empty the arm, all of which would probably kill the amputee if they weren’t already dead from losing an arm.

[@victorvilorn5964]

17:25. Heels are freaking hard to run in, not to mention painful. The actresses' feet musta' felt like horrid pain after all that!

[@letsgetcritical8476]

I watched it with my religious grandparents and they thought it was deep. That pretty much says it all lmaoo

[@KennethLyVideography]

Amanda Seyfreid was smoking in this, only reason I was able so sit through it.

[@Lolijuku]

After reading these comments, a lot of people strangely know the science in how we age.

[@ElBombastico883]

It's called Wikipedia, and it saved my ass in college.

[@soniccows36]

Also, capsules could potentially break the system, because when you have time stored on your wrist, it disappears by the second, but when it is inside the capsule, it doesn't disappear.

[@frwpoenkgn3318]

But if you don't have time on your wrist, you die. So no, doesn't break the system.

[@shaurmiath6719]

The thing that makes me the angriest about this movie is that, despite them taking every chance they had to make a time pun, they had a lead actor named JUSTIN TIMbErlake and failed to name him Justin Time. It writes itself.

[@HowDareYouSpeakToMe]

The fucking scream at 6:15 gets me every time.

[@jonathankozenko]

It just occurred to me - wouldn't someone like a landlord be immortal while just sitting around, simply by leasing their property for a continued stream of time give them everything, if not more, than they need, while not actively being a productive member of society? True, a lot of landlords are like this already, but most smaller ones still require secondary jobs; but if Toll is literally a whole MONTH of life, then it seems that a month isn't that much for a middle-class individual to take out of their....time pay check.

[@EmperorFishFinger]

Landlords are being "productive" by building and investing in real estate.

[@thatguybehindtheglass]

3:12 Holy shit! Is that Pablo from Ash vs Evil Dead?!

[@wagdawgwag872]

Yes! it is!

[@Horzuhammer]

Nice observation! Completely eluded me.

[@wagdawgwag872]

Horzuhammer It's the lack of facial hair, isn't it?

[@Horzuhammer]

In my case, just lack of attention. But yeah the dude looks quite a bit different with a shave.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Damn, I didn't even notice. :)

[@Dinjur]

I actually really like this movie. I don't know. I just do. Probably my biggest guilty pleasure movie.

[@Saba-hx3fu]

me too

[@captained1326]

I did too. I still don't know why

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

RealMetalGaming same

[@decentlyaverage9483]

its flawed but the concept is cool so i can see why people like it

[@AndyAyala0101]

Same

[@stopminecraftviolence5513]

2:34 WTF, was that Johnny whatshisface from the Big Bang Theory!?

[@KaijaSchmauss]

+StopMinecraftVIOLENCE Johnny Galeki? Yep. Matt Bomer from White Collar and Magic Mike was the rich dude who killed himself too. I like to think he knew his talent was going to be wasted and went for the role where'd he'd only be on-screen for like 5 minutes.

[@zetton1374]

+StopMinecraftVIOLENCE please don't mention big bang theory "im gonna play mario" *cue laughtrack* rinse and fucking repeat

[@stopminecraftviolence5513]

ZETTON The first series was alright. Nothing brilliant, but it raised a smile and an occasional chuckle. Now it's absolutely fucking atrocious. It's like a goddamn soap opera where they shove in "nerd geekie trendy cultoore referenunces xDDD" between the awkward romance scenes. Blelehg.

[@thehurkadurkas2048]

Gravity is not the cause of wrinkles. Wrinkles are caused because after so many times your skin cells duplicate, they start to eventually decay and lack in supple proteins to keep it smooth and taught.

[@francineg2276]

I really hope there's a scene of JT trying to steal time from somebody and it's just this struggle of both of them trying to get their arm on top

[@kassium351]

What happens if your arm is cut off?

[@42PalaceOfWisdom42]

3:21 They should've called them Time Bandits

[@the_bookof_joel2081]

How am I just finding this channel

[@Howesenberg]

I love when Adum's rant rhythm aligns perfectly with the beat 2:00.

[@Spameggssausage]

since when does young automatically equal hot? some young people aren't good looking at ALL.

[@panicatthefallout7710]

You got that right.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Spameggssausage the extras for example

[@hoodedman6579]

Younger people tend to look better than older people though.

[@briciolaa]

young isnt always sinonym for beautiful, but generally, it is for attractive its kinda similar to the logic that makes fat/obese people not attractive sure you might find some beautiful, bc it's subjective, but they're not objectively attractive for like, mating purposes and stuff? idk man

[@briciolaa]

i mean bc u get generally more unhealthy and weaker so technically it's not a great "suitor" and shit