YMS: The Host (Part 1)

[@RenegadeVile]

I like how that actress talks like the movie was great, but then under her breath says everything was basically stupid. She's mastered the art of Hollywood interviews.

[@TheKeyser94]

+Renegade Vile That is marketing 101, it happens in all the movies.

[@RenegadeVile]

TheKeyser94 Oh, I know, but few are quite so blatant and subtle at the same time with their "veiled" stabs.

[@murciadoxial8056]

+Renegade Vile well is diane kruger, she knows her shit quite a bit

[@L0LWTF1337]

You can't really expect a actor to say the movie he just played in was shit and no one should see it. Why are people surprised that actors don't want to sabotage their own career.

[@murciadoxial8056]

L0LWTF1337 the cast of fant4stic did that, they said, oputloud, that the movie is shit and that no one should see it

[@_Snowflame]

"Love at First Sexual Assault" is really one of the more worrying tropes in fiction.

[@austinchang6061]

sounds like a bad porno to me

[@taylorfireflame]

Austin Chang hahahaha

[@Gamingturtle090]

Travis actual yeah um thats weird

[@StardustLegend]

Did ya pull this off of TV trope? XP i love reading shit on that website

[@SnowTheJamMan]

Blade Runner anyone

[@nerissabernstein5247]

I love how the blond actress is just lowkey insulting the entire movie the whole time

[@CesarJoel94]

Diane Kruger

[@dawnderhenker]

@@CesarJoel94 haha and that´s even funnier, because here in Germany she is regarded a bad actress :D

[@decimusmaximus2486]

@@dawnderhenker ich hab das noch nie gehört

[@themimsy]

lmao I love her

[@TheDRODOR]

@@dawnderhenker she is awesome on Inglorious Bastards

[@justthecoolestdudeyo9446]

Diane Kruger's attempt to hide her contempt for this film is probably this best part of this really funny review

[@kaygeo]

I love that she's clearly put considerably more thought into the creative decisions than the people who made them movie

[@CarlSlime]

And then she just snaps over the stupid outfits. I love her so much she's a lovely lovely.

[@kaygeo]

+S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ haha that's my favorite part

[@anahitbaratyan2687]

+S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ tur

[@aae3545]

I love Dianne Kruger, and just watching her kind of snap because she knows she's way too good for this crap is the best thing I've ever seen. How did they get her in on this anyway, or Saoirse Ronan?

[@aubreykosch4227]

I think you know the movie is shit when one of the guys involved in a scene that is supposed to be ROMANTIC has to ASK, "Is this a bit rapey?"

[@kybercat7]

If you have to ask and have a IQ>70 then yes, it is.

[@42Fenrir23]

What, so game of thrones doesn't count ?

[@romolus7255]

@@42Fenrir23 In "Game of Thrones" it is rape. In "The Host" rape and saxual assault is shown as romantic. There is a difference.

[@42Fenrir23]

@@romolus7255 whoosh...

[@Haishi-is-a-mess]

caio victor lima gomes more like love at first sibling

[@samharold9022]

Can we just give it up to Diane Kruger for a second? She does a fantastic job of selling this movie to it's demographic and taking jabs at the movie at in the same interview.

[@-psilo-9071]

I wanna kiss her

[@tiajoseph7309]

"He had a very visual vision'. Ok.

[@danielchristmas7379]

Well, he wasn't lying.

[@silenceofthehills7610]

Every thing is chrome in the future -Spongebob

[@ArturoStojanoff]

+Bad News Everyone! In her defense, English is not her native language.

[@silenceofthehills7610]

***** Oh my. Impossible he's lying. -Squidward Tentacles

[@moagisiisaac7606]

I know right. he has superman eyes. damn

[@paperl9328]

With Melanie being the only human to persuade an alien with feelings, does that mean that the rest of humanity had boring, emotionless memories? There are people with bigger, harder emotions than 'oh I met a sexy man once'. And Melanie isn't the only teenager with those emotions. If these aliens are swayed by feelings, their whole takeover wouldn't work, because they'd sympathize with almost all humans.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

If they took over my nervous system, they'd kill themselves immediately.

[@matthewgiese7811]

Actually in the book she is NOT the only of her kind... in the book there are a total of 3 others who have limited control over their minds and bodies and 1 of those is actually working with another free human tribe to protect them. The other 2 are being over ruled by their alien but are freed... only one lives and is a bit chatty after being freed. Also cut from the book is a scene where they are on a supply haul and they meet an alien couple with a completely human kid that they treat with love and compassion and play with on the play ground. Given these examples exist it opens up the possibility that many other cases also exist.

[@matthewgiese7811]

@Galily The book was ok... it was more akin to "Enemy Mine" sorta... where you got someone who is learning that her enemy isn't what she thought they were. MOST of the book is Wanda and Melanie inner monologue. In a nut shell the main character Wanda finds out they are horrible invasive creatures and not the peaceful altruistic people they think they are. She gradually learns that their invasion of earth was wrong. It's ok book... nothing ground breaking but a lot better than the twilight series. It is also MUCH better then the Chemist book she did.

[@matthewgiese7811]

I am frankly surprised they decided to film the host because it is NOT the sortta thing that translate to film well... 2 people talking in their head to each other... not much action and a bit slow paced for what is expected in a movie

[@crowmagpie]

​@@matthewgiese7811thats not much better only 3 people out of billions had emotions?? 😂

[@paulroig469]

"You have lived many lives on many worlds. A wanderer such as yourself? There must have been a name." "TheLegend27."

[@ember2.031]

A comment so perfect it needed no reply. Regrettably, I ended this 4 year streak.

[@PixelatedCringeXD]

@@ember2.031how dare you

[@johnnyboicasey295]

Chrome cars Chrome motorcycles Chrome Helicopters I guess sponge bob was right, everything's chrome in the future.

[@silverdays2909]

FUTURE!

[@tertiarysecondary3530]

FUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUREEE

[@washboard1321]

Seekers: _Have chrome everything_ Rebellion: "Where they go?" Rebellion: _Has a single mirror shine in the middle of the desert_ Seekers: Oops! Haha, we found you

[@theblackbaron4119]

THE FUTURE!

[@simonj6801]

but do they have google chrome?

[@mattk3645]

She jumped out the window because she wanted to live.

[@silverdays2909]

I did the same but with same rope and with a tree

[@soren7550]

To the book's credit, she didn't live "because she really wanted to", it was because it wasn't a high enough fall to kill her.

[@jacindaellison3363]

@@soren7550 in that case, why didn't they use that reason?🤣😣🤦

[@lorddrayvon1426]

@@jacindaellison3363 I think because they wanted to give the impression that these aliens are religious or something. Either that or to create some false philosophy and brainwashed sheeple into thinking the movie is smart.

[@jacindaellison3363]

@@lorddrayvon1426 lol, wow. Those aliens come of as being pretentious. I mean, why would they feel as though they need to help human kind be perfected. What are they getting out of it outside of a body to hijack? They could've the aliens conquer earth, make the ppl follow their culture(dressing up as they do, eating what they eat, ect) and give the ppl q choice: accept an alien's consciousness or be killed.

[@randolphcarter5986]

It's "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" for the learning impaired.

[@theblackbaron4119]

Invasion of the rape fetishists. Aka a good representation of Stephanie Maier's daddy issues.

[@domeplsffs]

Underrated Comment! ahahahahaahahahha x'D

[@raymundoserna3449]

Bro golden

[@Dennisjay9]

I just wanna say i fucking LOVE how you find the interviews of the actors bullshiting making stuff up and being awkward its the best and probably takes hours to watch all that stuff

[@JohnSmith-te4ll]

DennisJ (The Last Methbender) Yeah, I feel like Adam doesn't get enough credit for wading through tons of interviews about something he doesn't even like to find good content. He's one of the best and hardworking KZbinrs IMO

[@Klokinator]

DennisJ (The Last Methbender) Adam and Mr. Plinkett are the only film reviewers on youtube worth watching. Adam has by far more content too.

[@whatisthisidontev3n]

***** Don't forget Red Letter Media

[@IMmephiles]

whatisthisidontev3n I hope you're trolling.

[@asmrtpop2676]

I see you all over KZbin...keep methbending strong.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

Melony Strider Stelony Mrider Stephany Meyer Damnit.

[@panicatthefallout7710]

Yeah, she tends to put herself in her own writing. If you ever read the description of Bella Swan and looked at her it's weird.

[@panicatthefallout7710]

+otakuploader exactly! Shameless self insertion at its best.

[@avalasialove]

CrazyRiverOtter Stephanie Meyer: The writing gods sent me down here for a reason. J.K Rowling: Woman, I did not send you here.

[@yugiohguyij]

Avalasia Love J.K. Rowling a writing God? HAHAHA. Tolkien, more like.

[@carsonchiu6069]

m'rider *tips fedora*

[@EddyPed]

"Yeah guys Melanie is a tough one she actually wants to live" Can't relate.

[@gregmcgregginton574]

I know, right

[@JEJJ5333]

Cole me Wanderer

[@BackSpace101]

TURN AROUND

[@Utonian21]

"Unreasonable species" says the aliens who just attack and take over for no reason.

[@Tickerchicken]

Why won’t you let me imprison you in you’re own body, you’re so difficult.

[@redmage3207]

and drive around in chrome vehicles

[@RedFloyd469]

If "unreasonable" means "unlogical", then the alien is correct, human beings are objectively prone to emotional outbursts that hamper more logical solutions. So, to a creature that is defined more by cold rationality rather than emotion, calling human beings "unreasonable", is in fact, reasonable. Whether taking over a species is MORAL, though, is an entirely different question. It could just be that the aliens in question do not consider taking over a species as immoral, because they do not use the same framework as human beings (tend to) do.

[@samsmusichub]

@@redmage3207 "chrome vehicles" lol so true.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Red Floyd Nothing is rational or logical about the aliens lmao

[@littleladytoge5306]

In all honesty, this is a great concept for a science fiction story! The problem is - *It's written by Stephanie Meyer*

[@icemachine79]

Yes, it's essentially Invasion of the Body Snatchers meets Stargate SG-1. The latter show had both evil and good alien creatures that could either completely take over or share a host human body. I have a feeling Meyer was channel surfing sometime in the early 2000s while worrying about how to stay relevant after Twilight.

[@ianbeach23]

The concept of a cold, heartless alien, living in a human body, and learning human emotions? Yeah. That does sound like a good concept. In fact, it sounds incredibly similar to Under the Skin.

[@MrMah-zf6jk]

@@JazzStation95 the book Dreamcatcher by Stephen King has the same concept in it, and has competent characters and writing.

[@bigsealfan9579]

Parasyte too

[@kilian-one-l]

@@ianbeach23 That "a cold, heartless alien" is the exact opposite of what they are though... except for the alien bit, obviously.

[@je3237]

You can tell in the interviews that Diane Kruger hates this movie

[@brianaguilar8283]

This was a paycheck picture clearly.

[@zachmaster014]

EVERYTHING IS CHROME IN THE FUTURE

[@WonderGamer101]

zachmaster014 FUUUUUTREE... FUUUUUUTREEEEEE.... FFFUUUUUUUTREEEEEE....

[@TheStapleGunKid]

And Everything is Awesome

[@MrGMoney1944]

zachmaster014 Chrome condoms and dildos.

[@inuyashasmells]

MrGMoney1944 Omg 😂😂😂

[@YaBoiCthulhu]

You forgot chrome anal beads and chrome fleshlights

[@StudioThirtyEight]

"I cannot tell you why she isn't dead." Plot armor, homie.

[@MarcusTheBritish]

My sister saw this film and genuinely thought that it was a comedy. She highly reccomended it.

[@StardustLegend]

Molignue Purplebottom is it worth seeing as a comedy? XP

[@madcircle7311]

twilight 4.2 (especially the battle) was a comedy too

[@PatheticApathetic]

Diane Krueger's a champ for BS-ing her way through that question so well

[@donotevenbegintocare]

Andrew Niccol, 1998: "I got the idea for the Truman Show while watching a reality show called Sylvania Waters. My wife is addicted to those types of shows" Andrew Niccol, 2014: "There were no reality shows before I wrote the Truman Show, they're all based on my movie" Dude...

[@eisgnom7383]

I think that was a joke

[@jackniccol]

Lol

[@goingunder2548]

He predicted family vloggers more than anything. At least people can consent to taking part in reality shows.

[@hokumdog]

I saw this movie on a list titled "10 criminally underrated movies that desperately deserve a sequel"

[@ZelphTheWebmancer]

*Ding*

[@averyterribleperson5292]

This title will change your life... WOW! Buzzfeed.cum

[@SeriousCatGaming]

thats some click bait

[@Dankuzmeemusmaximus]

+Linyboo That sounds like watchmojo

[@hokumdog]

Boffifis1 It was some clickbait ad in the corner of the screen on some website

[@Drawica]

I don't know why the term "dying from fall damage" in real life is hilarious to me.

[@NormalLee67]

+Konata Izumi Fuck, I've watched this review three times and I never realized he said that until now. It just sounded like normal language to me.

[@HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar]

"Shit I need to pick up my leather armor before it despawns"

[@pixel-st2mj]

"here in the future, everything is chrome!" - spongebob, SB-129.

[@channelname349]

is it just me or are there women constantly being abused in stephenie meyer's work?

[@4my009]

she seems to have a thing for sexual assault & stalking so yeah

[@HoratioAccel]

Don't kink shame her

[@zombieedrea]

it's not just you, she has a thing for it.

[@cyanmanta]

If Stephanie Meyer were a male author, everyone would call him a super creepy person and recommend he get psychoanalyzed ASAP.

[@grindhouseradio1418]

Double standards are great arent they

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

I would, for once, love to see actors in crappy movies answer interview questions honestly and say "the movie is a piece of crap and I wish I never did it" or something like that.

[@Miss_Darko]

George Clooney apologizing for Batman and Robin comes to mind. But generally, for professionals, it's just bad practice to badmouth previous employers and the stuff they were involved in. Acting is a contractual sort of job, bouncing around from employer to employer for every job. Companies want to know that they can trust you, and a big part of that is being diplomatic and not talk shit, even if it's well-deserved shit talking. It's not fair, but it's career suicide to make a habit of that because you'll get blacklisted real quick. So actors are kind of forced to cover their asses by kissing ass. Unless it's such a universally accepted bad thing and a lot of time has passed, in which case you see more examples of writers, directors, and actors expressing more honest opinions about the work they were involved in.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Mr. Darko That was after the fact, I mean when the movie is first coming out. Oh I know it's just really awkward to hear them trying to verbally twist and turn their way through an interview. You know they know the movie is crap but can't just come out and say "the movie is crap, don't watch it".

[@bobdouggee1457]

Bill Murray apologized for Garfield in zombieland

[@thiyashikoththigoda4561]

Chris McWilliams Diane Kruger's (thr Seeker) thinly veiled contempt in the interviews in the video seems quite relevant to your comment.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Thiyashi Koththigoda That it is. I'm sure they can't just come out and say bad things (contracts and all) so they have to be more careful about it. Kudos to those who slip it in. :)

[@matthewblasch2154]

If Saoirse Ronan is excellent at doing a General American accent, then why not have Wanderer speak with an Irish accent and Melanie with an American one.

[@dark_ranger1951]

That's actually really clever!!! too bad no one gave a shit lmao

[@iLOVEpicklesBRO28]

"Yeah you might wanna wipe the seat down later" I fucking DIED HOLY SHIT

[@soliduswasright678]

Diane Kruger does not want to be there. Gotta pay the bills somehow though.

[@mrstometheshark]

“Yeah, you might want to wipe down the chair later” perfect.

[@Charredasperity]

On another note, has Stephanie Meyer ever written something that /didn't/ glorify abusive relationships in some way?

[@derenathor]

*can't getn'uff a your love babe* (thud)

[@lungilemadela1431]

derenathor Lmao!!

[@fuegosonic93]

Nope.

[@madisenzirnyheld5052]

P.S. Stephanie Meyer is Mormon lololololol those crazy Mormons

[@fuegosonic93]

Romano Coombs But still it is.

[@FischerFilmStudio]

Stephanie Meyer is an amalgamation of everything I hate about teen literature stereotypes...

[@malis9045]

A line of Stephanie Maier: "Edward laughed.`Ha,ha,ha,he giggled`"

[@karinmaria6455]

Dip Shit That was Aro, not Edward why do i know this

[@DeathbyPixels]

1917th BenisBrigade Oh my god, that’s where that’s from?

[@kopfzucker5399]

i love how she actually has to turn the chair around first in order to even make that mistake

[@gor9027]

What is it with Stephanie Meyer and trying to romanticize coercion and sexual assault in her stories?

[@aubreykosch4227]

gorrow1990 There are several psychological phenomenon in which women seek out and romanticize abuse. It often ties back to an abusive childhood, and in adult life, they find security in abusive relationships. They're not being creepy, they're stuck in a cycle of abuse. at least, that's what I've found about the subject.

[@tracygalicia7342]

Not every woman is stuck in that mindset, just stephanie meyer in this case. It is really gross. Especially when the audience they are catering to is for young teenage girls.

[@mastermarkus5307]

She reads a lot of yaoi?

[@margaesperanza]

All my hate for Stephanie Meyer for destroying hope for decent women has simmered down because E.L. James is a bigger evil, 50 Shades just knocks it out of the park.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Marga Esperanza Well, since E. L. James was directly influenced by Stephenie Meyer, I'd say they're pretty equal.

[@mirrorballl]

Lol, I love how Diane Kruger says, "The people who love her are like devoted children".

[@oddeyes9413]

Kei more like brainwashed cult fanatics. Admittedly, I see The Twilight Saga as trash, poor writing, poor character development, and poor overall world building.

[@kaiokendo]

Or horny moms

[@zachwilliamson5611]

So according to the director Tall, Blonde, Blue eyed people are the perfect society

[@catarinaverduro2966]

with one mandatory token black dude

[@silverdays2909]

They call me Dicker

[@brianaguilar8283]

Catarina Verduro there’s several actually

[@ukmedicfrcs]

Yes we are.

[@nathanialramirez160]

UK MedicFRCS Brunettes are better

[@lulumew8235]

damn, missed opportunity to sneak in a Spongebob joke YMS: apparently, every one of them drives a chrome car Spongebob: Everything is chrome in the future :D

[@All4Tanuki]

I guess Adam just isn't a gigantic festering tumour?

[@OttoVonGarfield]

*flower pops out of the chrome*

[@kosmick-9305]

0Keerakh0 He's a furry, so your point is irrelevant.

[@billanderson5580]

FFFFFUUUUUUUUTTTTTTUUURRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[@BladeAllen666]

Thank u. Looking at all these chrome vehicles, that's what kept popping into my head!

[@godzilla345345]

The slurping sounds at 7:51 slayed me

[@MasteroftheUnicorns]

When I need a good laugh, I just watch the reviews of the Host and Amusment. It gets me everytime

[@klhx]

And then topping it off with an M Night review. Either After Earth or The Visit. Always good.

[@HeySarahdactyl]

"step aside large black man while I kick down the door."

[@ussishkingang7194]

But like.. what him being black has to do with anything ? That doesn't make him bigger or any thing even tho I love adam thats kind of a racist thing to say

[@heartbust4624]

Ussishkin Gang BECAUSE BLACK MEN BIG AND STRONG

[@ussishkingang7194]

Godzilla King of the Monsters no.. that is a stereotype and a stereotype about race is a form of racism and the the fact it's a compliment does not make it fine its like sayin asain pepole are good at math

[@heartbust4624]

Ussishkin Gang BLACK MEN BIG AND STRONG AND ASIAN PEOPLE SMART WITH MATH AND WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T JUMP DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[@ussishkingang7194]

@I Quote Randomly From Books it's not the racism that is shooting black pepole down the street But it still is a type of rasicm that get in our head And yeah it's not hating anyone but if we are on a YMS vid I might as well bring up GET OUT that brings up this whole subject of "harmless sterotypes" And most importent I don't think YMS is racsit I just think he wasn't aware

[@jordanetherington1922]

Oh, so The Host is like Animorphs, except terrible

[@jordanetherington1922]

You know, without the cool fights...or interesting setting...or cool aliens, or thoughtful moral and philosophical implications, and mature themes.

[@hippiebrother3]

Jordan Etherington lol. Yeah, basically. I like the chrome Lotus, but that's because cars be cool. But pointless. I'll just go watch any other movie. I randomly watch movies on Netflix, and I finish all of them... For reasons... It was terrible. Still a better love story than Twilight(haven't seen that though, thank the Maker)

[@theshowbogan]

Jordan Etherington You should read the book.

[@wolfnosedickpanties4616]

Haha, I'm reading through Animorphs for the first time right now, and I'm 17. And it's still pretty good, enough for the bitter millennial critic I am. Thinking of the Host Aliens(whatever they're called, I can't seem to remember) as Yeerks has me grinning ear to ear. Oh my god, does that make those big spider things Hork-Bajir? Or Andalites?! Oh my god.

[@VincentPrice111]

Jordan Etherington or dank memes

[@nicolaiiversen4138]

5:27 If Melanie is now just a voice inside Wanderer's head (or Melanie's head controlled by wanderer), why did she take a deep breath. Does she have her own separate lungs in there or what.

[@fourcrippledhorses]

"Diane Kruger tries to justify her easy paycheck."

[@murciadoxial8056]

+fourcrippledhorses she still manages to throw some subtle punches at the movie and the book

[@drewjstark]

Is her last name really Strider so then they decide that they'll just call the alien Wanderer, please tell me another character is called Meander.

[@ArmoredSoul1]

I know this comment is a year old, but we don't need the character to be called meander, because that's what the plot does.

[@HollowDesert]

@@ArmoredSoul1 congrats, you understood the joke!

[@zakatalmosen5984]

@@HollowDesert you clearly didn't

[@fangirldreamer748]

Like Dave Strider! 😏

[@diamondsdroog2119]

Oh god the flashbacks to Homestuck with the name Strider-

[@HECKproductions]

i literally laughed out loud when the volvo just jumped into the air for no reason

[@internetpizza]

"Remember, if you die - and *especially* if it's from fall damage - it's only because you really didn't want to live." words to live by.

[@GalaxiaStars]

Am I the only one who really hates how much Stephanie Meyer keeps romanticizing abusive relationships? It's so gross.

[@mastergalladetech]

Dude, I hate Meyer with a burning passion. Here I am writing quality stories (at least, I like to think they are) on FF and getting nothing for them while she makes millions off Mary Sues and love at first sexual assault

[@Pepstep_07]

I've honestly seen fanfics on ao3 and ff better than her shit and when someone writes fanfics of her things we get stuff like 50 shades end me

[@mastergalladetech]

I mean... If you really want me to...

[@mastergalladetech]

www.fanfiction.net/s/10912388/1/Identity ...Because why the fuck not?

[@mastergalladetech]

***** I try

[@matthewjones6786]

Oh my goodness... When that guy was renaming Wanderer, I was saying to myself "don't say Wanda, don't say Wanda..." He said Wanda.

[@Robkinggozer]

At least he didn't say Wakanda. Or Rwanda.

[@Crowley9]

A thought occurred to me: Since the first time the human host talks back is in front of a mirror, why not have the actual reflection talk back to her? That would allow for things like feeling creepy and allow the actor to better deliver the emotions through expressions and body language.

[@DeMomcalypseLive]

Crowley9 In all honesty, that would be a bit cliche, because why in a practical sense would Wanderer imagine her reflection representing Melanie and talking back to her? It would probably work better if Melanie talked through the body, but when she did, the camera cut to the reflection of Melanie without the fucked up eyes and the cut back to Wanderer when she talks, kind of like how Gollum speaks with Smeagle in Lord of the Rings

[@HurricaneDDragon]

Ora Saikatsu Oh yeah. There are NOOOOO cliches in THIS movie.

[@aspie182]

Sméagol* And the thing about any trick shot or effect in a film is, it does not matter how cliché or stupid it is, just as long as you do it well. Problem in this film is, pretty clearly everyone except Soarise (sp?) Ronan was phoning it in.

[@pirategaming3690]

Crowley9 m

[@OttoVonGarfield]

Because that would be a bit harder than just having a voice over.

[@GwaveProductions]

At 11:15 when the car flipped over I LOST MY SHIT because the audio editing was so funny.

[@A_Bad_Person]

LMAO right? The abrupt sound of the tire screeching and then pure silence is just too much. Slight turn and the entire car gets tossed around like a tumbleweed in the desert. (badumtss)

[@lydellb]

lmao SKRRT!! *car flips*

[@PhoenixValkyrie]

"A wanderer such as yourself, there must have been a name." Pause. Wanderer opens her mouth. *advertisement*

[@FourthDerivative]

Wait, isn't white the BEST color to wear in the desert, since it reflects sunlight?

[@ChristophurMoltisanti]

Consider that you're wearing a suit, it'd be different if it were white shorts and a white t-shirt lol

[@danielchristmas7379]

I assume that she said that because her clothes kept getting dirty, and having to have them cleaned. Or she's just stupid.

[@fourcrippledhorses]

+Daniel Christmas She literally mentioned laundry right after the comment, and at the end mentioned "bright, shiny chrome"... How can all of you have missed that?

[@henryettoit897]

+Brandon Trollsten you are actually not supposed to wear t shirts and shorts in the desert. Thats one of the fastest ways to die. Look at the bedouins. Long flowy robes with the least skin exposure as possible to conserve fluid.

[@Mazra42]

+FourthDerivative It's a combination of the color and the way it's worn that makes black robes the best to wear in hot climates. Black fabric absorbs more heat, but it also absorbs more light than white fabric, so less sunlight reaches you skin. Now, the additional heat that is absorbed by black fabric only matters if it reaches the skin, which is why Bedouins wear loose robes. Warm air rises and is replaced by colder air. The hotter the air, the faster it rises. Dark fabric causes the air to rise very quickly, so it creates a sort of "fanning" effect where the hot air is constantly replaced by cooler air. It's imperative that you wear the fabric loosely in a tube-ish fashion, so that colder air can get sucked in at the bottom and be transported along your body to the top as it is heated.

[@motnurky7055]

9:50 "Step aside large black man while I kick down the door." Priceless.

[@searsino]

You are literally the only critic whose videos consistently make me laugh. Keep them comin my friend

[@ChromeHuffer]

Re watch the whole 3 part series and take a shot for every time Adam shows that yellow face thing meme

[@ChromeHuffer]

and the _ seconds later screen

[@FyrenRei]

+Trevor Smith i got smashed with vodka and rum because of this

[@Greendalewitch]

+Trevor Smith Don´t forget to include that face at 6:55

[@secondandonly8032]

and uses spingleberb music

[@rasundesilva6088]

I forgot the name of that meme

[@EstebanGG45]

2:59 - "young girls and hot guys", The cringe hit me harder than a train.

[@godisdeadandimheretorule4580]

It hits me harder than my stepdad.

[@TheNinja94a]

I'm three years late but you marked the words like, AFTER she said it

[@EstebanGG45]

@@TheNinja94a True

[@eliack95]

12:52 That's no rock, that's a piece of foam painted to look like wood.

[@portalfreak7628]

To be fair, the eye effect the hosts have is actually kinda cool.

[@thiyashikoththigoda4561]

Portal Freak Too bad everything else about the movie ruins it.

[@JacobHillSBD]

And those cars are sick too.

[@Schticky]

That is fair. But the movies still ass

[@tincano-beans2114]

I remember when I was 10...

[@oterro8225]

Could we all agree that the eye effect and the cars are kinda neat and the rest is really, really horrible

[@mitchellk129]

LMAO "Stand aside large black man, let me kick down the door"

[@deliqene3191]

About the car crash. At least in "In Time" the car crash looks somewhat natural because it drove off a cliff, even though it looks clunky as shit, its still somewhat natural. In "The host" the car starts off on a mild drift on a flat road and starts going to the left of the road, then it proceeds to thrust in the air like the car is sentient and wants to kill itself, and tumbles to the right side of the road

[@princecarmon5674]

Can't begin to fathom how she manged to get the car to ASCEND FROM THE ROAD INTO mid-air then for it to proceed into the ground.

[@marxusofboobus728]

god, diane kruger is a grand master of politely talking shit about directors.

[@Other_Kev]

I need Adam's 10-30 second time skip power in my life

[@silverdays2909]

We all do

[@quantumblauthor7300]

[something, something, ripples]

[@RatmanXtreme]

Za warudo

[@A.M.Noon94]

King Crimson

[@imjune8373]

Sooo Since everyone's "perfect." They changed her too tall and blonde. Alrighty.

[@WeasleFireable]

You're getting funnier and funnier. I love you. No homo. ˢᵒ ʰᵒᵐᵒ⋅

[@SomeSunshineOutside]

h-how do you get smaller fonthrbldrlbrgrblarblh

[@WeasleFireable]

ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ˢᵉᶜʳᶦᵗ

[@FromMyPerspectPhoto]

WeasleFireable Oh quit hiding your ALT-Numpad secrets :p

[@WeasleFireable]

***** It's not ALT-Numpad.

[@FromMyPerspectPhoto]

Damn, really? .... Care to leave us a hint then? ^_^

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Stephanie Meyer has a bad view of women.

[@mae-ii1nn]

She's actually a male child.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

mae2424 What do you mean? Are you talking trans, or..?

[@mae-ii1nn]

No. I just said something random.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

mae2424 .....Thanks for your contribution then, buddy.

[@sezunemizuhana3870]

What else is new?

[@Meloncarty]

"Why is everything Chrome?" "Everything is chrome in the future!"

[@frank6842]

Firefox died out unfortunately

[@vpfan207]

It's very important that when two people are in love, they speak to each other without moving their tongues, and breathe only during words

[@RowanJColeman]

To this day I have never known why Saoirse Ronan said yes to this script. She's so much better than anything Meyer could think up.

[@squidy968]

Rowan J Coleman I don’t get why they said yes to making another Stephane Meyer book-movie

[@paradox555666]

Hey Rowan, darling .... go fuck yourself

[@squidy968]

James Charlton no need to be rude here

[@paradox555666]

Squidy, its cool... I know the dude in real life, a good friend. Just randomly found his comment on youtube, thought id be rude and say hello

[@squidy968]

James Charlton it’s cool

[@justinhawkins8804]

I just realized the premise of this story is blatantly ripped off from Arthur C. Clarke's Childhood's End. Thats the dude who wrote the novel 2001: A Space Odyssey.

[@Johnnythat1dude]

Anyone feel like people aren't blinking enough in this movie or something? Everyone's eyes are fucking wide to show off the contact lenses they got.

[@hitmanwolf]

Oh wow... that is way too weird now that i am looking for it...

[@Dampzombieslayer]

It kinda makes sense with the alien dudes, kinda like how the main character in Ghost In The Shell never blinks

[@omegayeet993]

Who the fuck can put on a straight face and decide to make a movie adaptation of a writer who's target audience are young single teens/Moms with no tastes in literature?

[@murciadoxial8056]

+Colleb Collins anyone who wants money

[@rolandrice3692]

My mom went on a date with my step dad a few years back to go see this movie. They thought it was going to be a fun sci fi, only movie they've walked out on.

[@omegayeet993]

Roland Rice you've made a great decision walking out.

[@infinite5377]

Preach

[@alex_01_uwu]

“Everything is chrome in the future” -Future SpongeBob

[@taffysaur]

_"Everything is chrome in the future!"_ =0D -Spongebob Squarepants.

[@theodorehodbor5080]

I liked the other Korean movie called "The Host" better than this.

[@theodorehodbor5080]

***** It's alright. Definitely better than this shit. The only complaint I have is it was originally shot in Korean, so you'll see the words they say not match what their mouths do.

[@emperorpalpatine7149]

Loved that movie. Probably one of my favorite creature feature. It was terrifying in some parts, but it was also hilarious.

[@DaveGrean]

This move isn't Korean.

[@Snarfindorf]

There's a Korean movie called "The Host" which is actually excellent.

[@DaveGrean]

***** That's better.

[@kratosdescendantgamingchan408]

We all know from SpongeBob that everything in the future is chrome.

[@S1nwar]

these actor interviews are the same for every movie, no matter how good or bad.. always some vaguely optimistic response

[@TheKeyser94]

S1nwar That is the basic Marketing strategy for every movie good or bad.

[@S1nwar]

+TheKeyser94 yes but the funny thing then is that in really good movies the interviews are also the same and the actors are kind of hesitant to give it a well supported, more enthusiastic praise.

[@Sylphella]

Everything in the future is chrome?

[@MagicalKittyLen]

Of course! And every piece of furniture and clothing is white! It's like dirt doesn't exist in the future.

[@robotdude2206]

+Mateta14 I guess Stephanie Meyer really liked that one Spongebob episode.

[@Sylphella]

Nick Adipietro IKR?

[@emorigio]

shiny and chrome on their road to Valhalla

[@linkinparksoldier5669]

Ah, classic Squidward....

[@WarrenValion]

"How would you describe a Stephenie Meyer-type story?" Fan-Fiction-y

[@jordyn.w4129]

Hey! I loved this movie! It's how I fell asleep during restless nights.

[@Smallestpenis]

You are a very easy person to please aren't you?

[@romanlovic7023]

+Zach Welch You are one of those guys who simply don't get a joke aren't you ?

[@Smallestpenis]

+Roman Lovič and you're clearly someone who I'm gonna despise

[@romanlovic7023]

+Zach Welch Be my guest.I couldn't care less ;)

[@Smallestpenis]

Roman Lovič then we have no reason to talk now do we? we both just wasted our time and my time is better spent elsewhere

[@Ayareviewsthings]

>"Might if I call you... Wander?" >*cue in Shadow of the Colossus battle theme*

[@ard4461]

Love it when Adam goes on rants about how love is chemicals and heaven isn't real

[@mirrorballl]

I can't believe the guy who directed Lord of War also directed The Host. Damn. What a step down. (Although I must say he wasn't working with good source material)

[@dramamine755]

Kei but if he was a good director he would've turned it down.

[@MattnessLP]

It's another Stephenie Meyer teen rape fetish book, so let's be honest, that guy just saw the dollar signs.

[@conner4547]

Humans are the most intelligent, merciless, adaptive beings on the planet. How the blueberry fuck did we get taken over by space hippies?

[@TheKeyser94]

Seeing how hypcrite they are I seriously doubt that they are hippies.

[@giraffidae]

SJW`s

[@weeabooman2867]

Kevon Percell I support you sir. We must stop the SJW else we all we be ALIEN FREAKS

[@IEatYourSandwiches]

hey man dolphins are pretty awful

[@IEatYourSandwiches]

GDIrifleman Conner " *on the planet* "

[@strykerj2262]

That slurping noise effect when the two were kissing never fails to make me chuckle

[@TheGarytankcommander]

Why is her memories in 3rd person, like WTF?

[@hmuhammad0746]

+Corey Young stephenie might be a fan of dead space

[@Aiden-zi3xf]

+WinterHVZ bro why you do dis never acociate those 2 together EVER

[@franklind.roosevelt7416]

Probably because it would take more effort to try and film a decent first person view.

[@Fish-ld3sl]

0/10, not the South Korean monster movie.

[@chrysalis3529]

Caleb Sciannella the South Korean host is such a fucking great monster movie

[@FTZPLTC]

"This race made everything very perfect so we made my character blonde, I'm comfortable saying this."

[@samfitzz3]

Your Photoshopping skills never stop amazing me...

[@Chinajoe001]

Everything's chrome in the future!

[@aubreykosch4227]

Javier Castro of course, obviously.

[@tenyearsinthejoint1]

And everybody has a generic last name that's either a sci-fi quip!

[@gemsmind1736]

Javier Castro fuuuutuureee

[@calilaployploy2827]

That's sponge bob future

[@infinite5377]

Oof mad Max and sponge bob flashbacks

[@dog-xq5jw]

I love how the guy finds the first human in 2 years and immediately kisses her.

[@samuelandrychowski1769]

"Yeah, you might want to wipe down the chair later."

[@lizardlord4k]

Everything is chrome in the future.

[@FromMyPerspectPhoto]

It all started w/the Chrome Browser... ALL HAIL OUR GOOGLE OVERLORDS!

[@mr.manlyheartguy6792]

***** or when squidward time traveled and everything was chrome "FUUTURE. FUUUTURE"

[@FromMyPerspectPhoto]

Oh let me have my fun. lol

[@jankleinpferd]

THE FUUUTURE

[@MrMushroom123]

so the host was actually inspired by spongebob? now this story makes a lot more sense.

[@irish3641]

"Cole... -Cole- Call me....Wanderer"

[@Greasyheels]

2:45 that takes incredible acting and self control not to basically laugh at that question but to give a non offense answer. Good on you Miss

[@Gamingturtle090]

Freezie Pop yeah cuase it does appeal do a lot of people even though what you said makes it sounds like i would be puuuuurfect for young women i mean men doesn't like twilight some do but like 87 people out 100 would not like it

[@jacobcj408]

I love the kissing noise.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

basically I'm slorping

[@Imcold1218]

schlorp

[@ErectCock]

Is even more funny because most movies/films has unnecessary kiss scene cliche Now if i see another kiss scene i can hear slurping noise

[@rainestar82]

9:46 why is melanie suddenly heavily southern?? And Diane struggling to come up with anything besides "theres 'feelings and hot people" in that interview is beautiful. Yup, thats all there is to Meyer's 'writing'

[@DeathbyPixels]

ET’S UH GOOD THANG AH CAHN

[@Charizarzar]

Yer darn tootin’