YMS Reacts to "Fast X" Trailer

[@zantera]

The crazy thing to remember when watching a new Fast trailer is that Vin Diesel's character is basically a car mechanic yet he's portrayed like 007 meets John Wick on crack

[@NoProHarrie]

They just combined X from the Tripple X movie with whatever the original character was.

[@jgmiller804]

​@@NoProHarrienow you're in the Xander zone

[@DanialTarki]

Funnily enough, James Bond and John Wick are both superhuman, but even they aren’t as super soldier-like as Vinesauce Diesel is.

[@capsjukebox]

…who is also impervious to physical harm

[@ZacV47]

Gary Scott Thompson is the biggest winner of any of these movies when they come out. He created the characters in the first film, and even though he hasn’t had a major hand in the franchise since, he still receives residuals from every installment in the franchise. He unknowingly set the groundwork for one of the biggest franchises out there and can coast on that for the rest of his life.

[@JohnnyBurnes]

I want Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall in F&F11.

[@okedoge]

Im pretty sure Vin Diesel owns everything now

[@ZacV47]

@@okedoge he’s basically the creative head of the franchise right now, but Thompson still created the characters and is credited every film for it. He makes money from every installment as long as they have characters from the original film.

[@okedoge]

@@ZacV47 fuck a job I need a creative credit

[@gurtpootie7667]

Cars Go Fast and Aggressively: SWISH

[@ZacV47]

Little fact, the first film is actually based on an article written by a reporter named Ken Li titled Racer X. The article was about illegal street racing in NY. This franchise and Top Gun are some of the biggest movies that I didn’t know were based on previous material, with Top Gun also being based on a news article.

[@lordofthebuckets2676]

Wait, Racer X? From Speed Racer?

[@CurlyMcNulty]

Isn’t The Fast and the Furious a remake of a 60’s movie?

[@ZacV47]

@@CurlyMcNulty no, there was a 50’s B movie titled The Fast and the Furious by Roger Corman and the producer was able to license that title from Corman. Kind of like how Tarantino got the rights to the film The Inglorious Bastards from 1978 so he could name his own movie that, despite them not being related.

[@DeepEye1994]

Isnt F&F 1 just a remake of Point Break with cars instead of surfing?

[@teatanks6481]

remember kids, this series was originally about street racing.

[@al112v4]

Only the third one if you think about it (my personal favorite btw). The first 2 deal with stealing stuff and getting infiltrated as cops.

[@send_a_raven]

fun fact: when fast n furious 8 was filming i was actually going to middle school in Gabon, the African country where it was filmed for a bit, n Michelle Rodriguez came to our school to give a talk about bullying lol, all i remember from that day was that after her speech the teachers got us into a rlly awkward line on stage so we could each give her a fist bump

[@52flyingbicycles]

I bet at parties she still talks about it as if it were a life changing experience (for herself, of course)

[@Rise65487]

@@52flyingbicycles damn, you're mean x)

[@Persephone_07]

The thing about the Fast movies that I love is that it’s clear nobody takes them seriously…. Except for Vin Diesel. And he carries them because he thinks this is the coolest thing ever. So the whole tone is set by him, but literally none of the cast or crew take it seriously. So he’s trying to make Avengers 6. While everyone’s just having a good time.

[@CloneLoli]

Vin Diesel seems like a legitimately passionate and fun loving guy, so at least it never feels malicious or greedy when he makes so many bad movies.

[@janeeyre1990]

If you enjoy that, check out his Rihanna karaoke

[@Fartucus]

Thats why the second movie is great because every single person isint taking it seriously and theres no vin diesel dragging the movie down. The movie knows its dumb and has fun with it.

[@MiladAlamir]

The only reason for you to watch all the movies is if you decide to do an Adum and Pals series on them like with the Twilight series

[@Missjunebugfreak]

Oh I badly want them to do an Adum and Pals on these movies. It would be comedy gold.

[@bojangles4398]

I'd watch adum and pals series about every piece of media tbh

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

"one of us MIGHT not come back this time." Like the last 2 or 3 times? Lmaoo

[@motherplayer]

One last ride....until the film does better than expected, then we can put it on cruise mode for a little bit.

[@parmesan5150]

This trailer literally feels like I just watched the movie

[@samzilla567]

To elaborate on The Rock and Vin's beef. Vin Diesel has built up a persona as this big tough guy despite being a legit DnD nerd and a total diva while working on these films. And The Rock really doesn't wanna keep getting sidelined in a big ensemble film while dealing with Vin's annoying persona. Rock would rather be the face of his own films. So it's just a fight between two guys with massive egos.

[@psychotripnerdstuff]

The idea of watching Fast 5 after a booty call is so funny to me I can't.

[@OneOfTheLoveless]

Are you saying that watching Fast 5 is too gay even for adam?

[@NeoKaiser0]

Remember when the climax of the first movie was outrunning a train? Because everybody knew how dangerous a train was.

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Don’t look into it too much. It’s not that serious; just try to turn your brain off.

[@westide3050]

That hookup was a 6/10

[@kirbyfan4]

Was it closer to a 6 or a 5

[@TheGreyJayLP]

Tempted to watch the first 9 FAST(TM) films in a 3×3 grid simultaneously

[@jeremypayne5078]

Adum's so cute. He thinks Vin is short for Vincent, when we all know his full name is Vehicle Identification Number "Family Guy" Diesel.

[@YourLocalDutchGuy]

I genuinly love all of these movies, they get progressively stupider and stupider in all the best ways for me. Like watching an anime get more and more over the top

[@MisterAnonymous1000]

Yes, but an anime can have a lot more substance based on what you choose to watch.

[@JoshLeitzel]

@@za-ir5niI would agree save for the third film growing on me over the years. Love the JDM street culture displayed throughout. The first movie is also nostalgic for me. I lost interest after Paul passed away, felt it would’ve been more respectful to end it with 7.

[@munjee2]

Many of the leads for these movies have clauses in their contract saying they can't look worse than their Co star, basically "if I get lunched twice, gets slapped to even it out " quite the egos

[@getmario64]

1:09 been long time when Diesel appeared in Spielberg's Saving Private Ryan and The Iron Giant as the Giant Robot voice.

[@dylanmcartoonell1536]

This’ll be the conclusion to this franchise? I doubt it

[@luigiwiiUU]

this is part 1 of a two part finale

[@dylanmcartoonell1536]

@@luigiwiiUU No, It’ll be an 8 part finale

[@SmartSmears]

I fully expect a bunch of spinoffs to happen once the next movie ends

[@munjee2]

0:21 this here is a peak Adam moment

[@benzion1585]

The writers who *ripped off point break* to write the script for the first one are still making those royalties.

[@ThroatSlam]

Literally shows the entire fucking movie in that trailer, unreal...

[@alexthetiger7806]

Wow, cars, explosions, women fighting. *dude, pride rock face* 9 year old boys are going to love this, I'm so happy for them

[@nathandouglas9208]

F&F series would be great for the watchalong channel, even if it's just to experience schadenfreude

[@42neddy]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART VIN

[@alan62036]

0:39 They just could not commit to this guy being dead XD

[@GewoonRood]

We all know this won’t be the final one

[@TrixiLovesYou]

Can't wait to see Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson running for president of da U.S.A..

[@TenaciousP45]

Somebody tell adam its supposed to be stupid. Just nobody tell Vin Disel. Hes the Tommy Waseu of leading men.

[@luigiwiiUU]

These movies can be stupid but it doesnt give em the right to be bad

[@LateCambrian]

These movies are a giant expensive game of Wolf Tag (Infection). 1. new villain shows up 2. Vin diesel defeats villain by thinking about family 3. Next movie the previous villain is on the team to fight NEW villain. 4. repeat step 1-4 using bigger more relevant stars for ten movies...

[@comixproviderftw_02]

3:57 I marked out when John Cena did the FU in the living room on that one guy

[@ayybeealternative1999]

Here's a man of culture.

[@SplosionMovies]

"vehicle identification number" diesel

[@jgmiller804]

Its crazy watching the original fast movie now; it feels so quaint compared to this

[@threeholepunchjim721]

These movies are just Option B Marvel Movies at this point.

[@astretios]

dom's car is litterally me

[@BBHood217]

I wonder if this is gonna have another song that'll break 1 billion views on KZbin in a hmm suspiciously short amount of time.

[@21stCenturyGuy]

You telling me after a booty call, Adum left that man after putting on Fast Five? He was husband material, wtf Adum?!

[@Thespokenone]

Might as well call this Fast xXx: The Xander Cage family.

[@AnoNymous-dh2sv]

about the writers' royalties, not necessarily at all, because they often sign them off to a studio.

[@sz-vt7jg]

Adum continuing to ignore greatness

[@cebraulkenne8571]

Something something family.

[@pittooslim8619]

They need to make a sequel to this film and call it “Fast X-II”

[@DezorianGuy]

The only entry I'd (highly) recommend is "Tokyo Drift". Love the visuals, the atmosphere of Tokyo, the characters are charismatic and somewhat relatable (also funny sometimes). I think the reason I really like that movie may be due to a certain lack of that hypocritic overstylized nonsense about "family" and also the total lack of Vin Diesel. I'd give Tokyo Drift a 7.5/10

[@tdata545]

5:32 oh he's face acting so hard and it's not working at all. He went to the Puss in Boots and Kitty Softpaws school of face acting.

[@gabrielgiangreco998]

I really, REALLY hate that they did the theatrical score/existing song mash-up with Notorious Thugs, it sounds like it was thrown together in five minutes

[@Missjunebugfreak]

This trailer is honestly comedic levels of over the top nonsense. I just can't take any of it seriously no matter how hard they pretend to have "stakes".

[@dontutchmi]

I saw the start of the fifth one - where they're hijacking a truck on a mountain - and I laughed through the whole thing. Then the credits started and I realised there was another two hours of it and just stopped.

[@needmoarinternets]

The Beginning of the Road Ends

[@NikoJr.]

I didn't see F9, and Brie's existence confirmed I won't see this one

[@duskplains1235]

It feels like the rock was supposed to be in it. Like the table scene seems like he was supposed to.

[@treefingers6572]

I hate how fast the "action, gunshots, reloads and hits all land on the beat of the trailer music" thing got run into the ground in the laziest way, because Hollywood and media corporations do what they do best: ripping off the ideas of those who are inherently creative and can actually come up with something original, and doing it worse, but a million times, until enough of the internet (or sometimes even general audiences if it gets bad enough, like the Inception horn being in every trailer until even your grandma was complaining about it) notice and scream "ENOUGH ALREADY". I don't know if it started with Baby Driver, but I've seen too many of these moments in trailers lately that are cringe-inducing with how simplistic and unimpressive the synchronizations and use of sounds are. Watching lazy trailer editors rip shit off ad-nauseum, for years, in an attempt to manufacture an emotional reaction from me because it might make me go "is like baby driver!" is insulting and soul-draining.

[@LUXKIO]

I’m drunk at the bar right I just wanna say I love you adam

[@JoseRS1186]

I want my fucking Fast&FuriousXTransformers crossover! There's still time

[@EpicJasonX9000]

Fast X vs Jason X: Whoever Wins, No One Cares

[@ezgames6925]

I will never understand why these movies keep making money. Like is the general movie watching public not getting tired of them? I’m not saying these people have to have better tastes or anything, but surely they would have to get sick of it at some point.

[@wallyb6051]

Because the general public treats movies like junk food and are easily entertained

[@VicenteTorresAliasVits]

You do know about half of these movies are also critical hits, right?

[@MisterAnonymous1000]

​@@VicenteTorresAliasVits Not a single one of these films have a rating higher than 68 on Metacritic. Rotten Tomatoes doesn't look too good either, however that website doesn't do a great job of accurately judging a films worth.

[@ElvenSonic]

@@VicenteTorresAliasVits FatF - 53% 2F2F - 36% tFatF:TD - 38% F&F - 28% F5 - 78% F&F6 - 70% F7 - 81% F&F8 - 67% F9 - 60% … if by half, you mean three of them. three of them were *moderately successful with critics. Which tbh is whatever, who cares what critics think on movies you like or general audiences like. But still, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

[@VicenteTorresAliasVits]

@@ElvenSonic Because the whole "How can these movies make money?" implies that they're objectively bad and that well-reviewed movies don't gross as much money as they should. And while that's a fair point to make when it comes to this industry, I don't think this franchise is a particularly good example.

[@getmario64]

1:48 I don't know. He looked very clean for being a mid 50's dude so I can't complaint his look. Looks like cleaner Mr. Potato Head.

[@schwarzwald6672]

Ahh nice finally Mr clean diesel returns to promote *F A M I L Y*

[@TealAstronaut]

Vin Diesals real name is Mark Sinclair in real life and honestly I've never seen a more mark looking person before

[@mattbaltimore7195]

He's really chanting that "Family" mantra for one last time huh.....

[@getmario64]

5:16 no don't, he said that this franchise needs to stop and it felt like a zombie kept going series. Ralph just didn't have much to see these F&F.

[@jacklb4152]

All I can say is definitely let's ride.

[@kieranleehamilton]

Man, Adum cracked me the fuck up in this video

[@Xsuprio]

These movies are like how little boys play with toy cars.

[@darknessvamp]

6:34 Man Adum really hasn’t even seen clips of the F&F films if he thinks Brie Larson was in prior films.

[@fearofowl5973]

They’re so forgettable and with so many pointless side characters that I wouldn’t be surprised

[@timmer919hep]

Adum n Pals watch the entire Fast n Furious franchise. Make it so.

[@galleryofrogues]

I never really cared for Diesel and then I saw that clip of him basically creeping on that interviewer and I truly was revolted by him. He sucks.

[@AlphaEnt2]

Can't wait for fast 30, or as they would most likely call it, fast XXX

[@BrookeK92]

I did not eat a lemon. I just watched this trailer.

[@DeezN00tz99]

That ball thing destroying the city is literally a saints row 3 joke...

[@jamesm2078]

I would love to see an Adum & Pals video on these movies.

[@romulusnuma116]

I wish Jason Statham was in good movies beside Crank

[@fritz6600]

Transporter? Expendables? The first death race? Maybe the reason why you don't find him in good movies talks a lot about the state of action movies, it's not the actor, it's the whole enterprise.

[@romulusnuma116]

@Fritz I don't know if any of those are good but I guess your generally right

[@Narrative_Protocol]

Now I'm never going to see anyone but Mr. God damn Clean when I look at Vin Diesel

[@GasparGa]

That one little bike stunt at 7:05 was cooler than any of the dumb explosions and action in this trailer. Like why can't they just do that? Realistic and cool stunts with vehicles?

[@HeyitsTom999]

I haven't seen any of these movies all the way through, but didn't Vin Diesel become a villain or antihero or something? I thought I saw a trailer where he was like the Shadow the Hedgehog of the crew.

[@poopamultimatepoopy]

Thsres a stupid twist where it turns out hes actually the good guy.

[@cameronwoodger241]

He sees himself as Hannibal reincarnated hence all his Facebook posts including elephants... I think comparing himself to Tolkien is reasonable by contrast to that 😂

[@digontozahid]

He is getting that crazy ....vin diesel actually believes the crazy dumbarse things he says .....

[@ColombianThunder]

Tokyo Drift is a guilty pleasure of mine. Idk what it is. It's bad but I find it to be a lot of fun

[@johnny1013johnny]

I somehow fell asleep when my brother took me to see Fast 7 in theaters

[@Rise65487]

hey remember when they said it was their last-movie after that famous actor died?

[@samzilla567]

You know a film is bad that even Adum post-sex wouldn't even sit through it.

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Strike that shit from your mind; Fast 5 is entertaining AF.

[@vjara94]

I haven't seen this franchise since fast and furious whatever movie that was, and only bc it was playing on a bus I took like in 2015

[@threeholepunchjim721]

Remember when it was just about racing?

[@hubertphu7026]

Watch YMS give Fast X a 2 out of 10.

[@luigiwiiUU]

it honestly looks like a 2

[@turkeysamwich00]

his real name is Michael Sinclair, I don't know if "Vin" is even short for anything

[@IggyWon]

Oh hey look, more all-flash-no-recoil automatic fire from actors who have never shot a gun before in their lives.

[@MacabreMole]

It isn't Vin for Vincent. It is VIN for Vehicle Identification Number.

[@OneOfTheLoveless]

in a few years it will just be 'Fx' and some years after that it will just be ' '

[@worldsworstartist]

I swear this movie already came out

[@nm7965]

When they brought back that character in Tokyo Drift from death I kinda gave up then and now I'm seeing Paul??????

[@Gr13fM4ch1n3]

I'm gonna SQUEEEEEEE

[@S1nwar]

Fast & Furious: Plothole

[@magicman205]

Idk man, these movies are actually really creative and fun and the trajectory of this franchise is really interesting. It's one of only a few mainstream Hollywood franchises I actually show up for.

[@luigiwiiUU]

F9 sucked assss

[@HYBRIDZHQ]

Ye. They're really silly and it's clear everyone knows it so calling the trailers dumb just seems dumb lmao

[@christianquiles8711]

F7 the last good one actually we need more street racing fast x looks exciting f9 was a let down

[@Bone237]

Glad they got Paul Walker back. Where's he been!?

[@tdata545]

These movies do well since it's like Transformers where you just want dumb action and it delivers on dumb action. I don't think anyone's legit going into these properties for a story of any sort. Also, thanks Nolan for normalizing the bass-tone only soundtracks. Also how does Paul Walker feel about him still showing up in these? I know he's dead, but man, if there is a SPIRIT Paul Walker, I'd hoped that death would have freed me from the Fast whatever hell that I was in. THEN AGAIN, was the only thing keeping him relevant.

[@TheCommentSectionComedian]

Vehical Identifcation Number. V.I.N. & Diesel. I really need to know what was going through his mind when he created this cringe shower thought origin story.

[@Empress_Theresa]

Fast and Furious is the McDonald's of cinema. People know it's garbage, but they go watch anyway.

[@obscure.reference]

lol david ayer wrote on the first fast and furious wonder if he’s getting bank for it still

[@pattyayyy]

2 fast 2 furious the only one worth watching. And no vin diesel so that’s a plus

[@HurricaneDDragon]

I feel like Vin Diesel easily could’ve been Andrew Tate before Andrew Tate if he never got any big roles to satisfy his ego.