Triforce!

Triforce! Episode 287! The guys have been travelling this week! Flax in Birmingham, Sips in France and Lewis in a tent in who knows where. Also, we're beginning the war on chips inside this very podcast!
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[@Hambokuu]

This has to be the most brittish episode you've done. All the quaint place names of the English south - Wickersby, Triddlebottom, Scupe and Smackleton and whathaveyou. And then the Great Chips Fracas of '24. I've never been to England but I feel like I have cause of you guys.

[@CuriousMoth]

Come up north, we'll fatten you up with some nice greasy chips n' gravy.

[@andrewgalati3406]

It was only 11 years ago that Lewis gathered up his army kit and went camping with Simon and Duncan. Boy how times have changed...

[@fuzzyyy]

Pure coincidence that they uploaded "We relive the don't starve challenge" after this post??

[@CriticoolHit]

Hearing that they booed the air force warms my heart.

[@suqmaidic1869]

It's one thing to have fries with another starch, it's another thing to eat two different forms of potato in one meal. Straight up peasant food.

[@bradenwoollums9643]

Please NEVER STOP making triforce! Love you Sips (lover of BIG women). Love you Pyrion/Bodega. Love you Lewis (The Pusher). You three and all the other Yogs have made me smile and laugh for years and couldnt thank you guys enough for doing what you guys do. THANK YOU ALL

[@JamieAubrey]

Me currently with a mouthful of chips and cheesy pasta, OK then

[@StalkTheHype]

Ignorance is bliss. People dont automatically consider you a child for eating these things, but if you are gonna pretend it's anything but peasant food people are gonna laugh 😂

[@JamieAubrey]

@@StalkTheHype Sometimes council ( or peasant foods ) can be the best quick fire meals, one of those things is a Pot Noddle slapped on some bread

[@StalkTheHype]

​@@JamieAubreyofc they are good, it's why kids eat it 😂

[@Postmanton]

Cereal and chips

[@Necrobadger]

For once, the normal guy is the one in the wrong about food, not the vegheads, lol.

[@Eiko286]

Great One!!!

[@Terinije]

Sips the Canadian dropped some camping truth bombs.

[@cameronwilsey9334]

The Tik Tok issue is also largely a concern because politicians on both sides were pretty open about their main reason for getting rid of it being how it was used to publicize the atrocities happening in Gaza which turned public favor in an inconvenient direction for them.

[@colossaldonut5190]

Yeah it’s honestly kinda disgusting really. We give China so much shit for censorship but now this is happening.

[@henryjohnson-ville3834]

And the whole Chinese spyware where they harvest and keep your data. Those creepy Orientals!

[@ChonkyMonkey1]

PFlax thinking Odense is eastcoast is funny

[@someperson8641]

❤

[@mycoal3016]

@pyrianflax Have a good retirement pyrion. Good riddens

[@FatherDraven]

Do I want to be monitored by my own government, which has 2 million of our fellow citizens incarcerated, many enslaved for for-profit companies with the most militarized police force on the planet almost entirely unaccountable for their many repeated well documented human rights abuses, has arrested not only myself and many friends and family on false charges but assassinated one while they slept in their bed; or do I want to be spied on by China, on the opposite side of the planet? Pyrian. This is EASY.

[@vrrrrrr-uwu]

the most militarized police force? have you ever been to another country?

[@FatherDraven]

@@vrrrrrr-uwu Yes, I've spent time in several European and West African countries, mostly in and around Burkina Faso. Have you ever been to The United States?

[@vrrrrrr-uwu]

⁠@@FatherDravenYes, I live here. Consider visiting literally any South American country. Visit Italy. Check out this little country called “France”, maybe while you’re in the area pop into the Netherlands, and this is just off the top of my head…

[@Rungusman69]

Tell em

[@Shosty]

Don't forget the openly fascist dictator who is somehow still in the presidential race

[@systemsmoke]

Pyrion, you lost this. You sounded like an utter child! haha

[@systemsmoke]

Show me on the potato where they hurt you?

[@StalkTheHype]

Considering how upset all the people eating chips go about being called childish Pyrion was spot on. Proving Pflax right by melting down over it in the comments lmao ❤ Common carnivore W.

[@JohnSmith-j2j]

Duncan is gay?!?

[@Home-u6g]

No

[@JohnSmith-j2j]

@@Home-u6g "I met his partner and he was nice"

[@Home-u6g]

@@JohnSmith-j2j No, "I met Osie's partner and he was nice"

[@JohnSmith-j2j]

@@Home-u6g they were literally talking about duncan

[@Home-u6g]

@@JohnSmith-j2j Duncan went with osie's partner. They are best friends and have hung out multiple times and been mentioned on this very podcast. Or fucking hell just listen better, you're just mishearing "Osies" as "his"

[@dylanb3283]

If anyone missed it, Pyrion did a Mystery Quest with Tom (Thousand Year Old Vampire) and it was great! The creator of the game commented that they loved it too.

[@dovahkiinr6399]

I love that it went so, powderpunk, I guess? Amazing ending too.

[@SOENJAY]

This was a GREAT episode. The debate on chips near the end was some classic Triforce content. Cheers lads!

[@carlblemming]

I'll have chips with chips.

[@caleb_dreams]

You had me at "another portage story"!

[@Blitzkrieger17]

after the video with duncan, im SHOCKED it wasn't lewis going to war with the chips...

[@SomethingQuickly]

Pflax made more sense once he got to the part where chips with everything was a class-based stereotype, but the whole debate was hilarious and I absolutely loved this episode. Excellent stuff lads, more like this please! xD

[@Xyrockis]

From the actual north, we dont have chips with everything... I could understand if he said gravy (although not a fan personally) but chips? I jave never heard of this northern stereotype.

[@rich_in_paradise]

The definition of the north has got to be gravy on chips.

[@SuperBanzaiBill]

#teamchipsipsnlewis

[@kezmsfilms1300]

36:30 ISLE OF MAN ISLE OF MAN. I am Manx myself, so please please come here before it's gone, and let us know when you come so all 10 of us can see you

[@coreywho2972]

Before its gone ??

[@StalkTheHype]

Lmao sips trying to paint pflax as some snobby picky eater for not accepting rice and chips together 😂 Some people get real defensive when you point out they eat like a 10 year old with shitty parents.

[@youngobiwan_5186]

Part of the issue with America forcing tiktok to be sold is to do with the mass sensorship of certain content including tiktok information regarding truths around the fbi, in government workings and issues like what's happening in 🇵🇸

[@j-mc2144]

Ive heard the Kobold thing on 3 different podcasts and I loved it every time. 22:18 Have some kids already LMAO + Nocturnal birds 27:20 Underwater cars flax impression

[@rreeeekk]

What a delight

[@Decaf.]

I will dip fries in mashed potatoes its great

[@gnarwhale]

Fuck yeah

[@mononuk]

Went to Paris for 3 days, loved it.

[@martinr6304]

Big ups to the Shepton Mallet Massive, represent!

[@JohnReiher]

A data specialist pointed out that the sheer amount of data being collected is unusable for anything other that high level trends. It's virtually unsearchable and trying to find any trends would need computers that exceed current capabilities by a factor of ten. It's just a mess of nonsense and not really usable for illicit uses.

[@slidersawesome]

Do not disregard the fact that social media is both output AND input. Individual-level manipulation/exploitation is not the only issue here. And don't you dare forget about Cambridge Analytica....

[@gooseyforce3278]

I'm late to comment, but Keswick/Derwent Bay in the Lakes is nice 👌

[@Sc0ts]

One meal I had 3 different types of potatoes for a meal while in college. It was a great meal. Top 5

[@justwatching5666]

Link to the tournament Duncan and Osie casted?

[@jamescarroll384]

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[@natashafalzon569]

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[@natashafalzon569]

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[@Hollow5999]

Pyrion (YourOpinionsWrong) Flax 1:02:00

[@captainmcnugget606]

Pflax is not British enough. Chips go with everything. Having two types of carbs is British tradition. I'm having chips on toast as I am writing this comment.

[@ze_rubenator]

Two types of carbs is fine, so long as those carbs are rice and naan to go with my curry. Chips are overrated.

[@zealous9955]

Pyrion is a chip heretic

[@OctaneIsNot6ft]

P Flax’s argument failed before it even began. Said he loved Wingstop where they do fried chicken (carbs) with fries

[@Home-u6g]

Fried chicken, while obviously worse, is still way more protein than carbs

[@OctaneIsNot6ft]

@@Home-u6g still carbs

[@connorwatt507]

Just wait until you come up to Scotland and have a pizza crunch

[@flynncawley-birkenhead9878]

Pyrion looks jankey in the thumbnail

[@aleksiwilson2295]

fifth 💪🏼

[@RedSntDK]

I sort of agree with pflax. You wouldn't order a calzone with spaghetti in it would you? And yet Spaghetti Bolognese Calzone is a thing. Flour, tomato and meat and some herbs. Jeeeeez. Glad to hear Pflax enjoyed Denmark. As a Dane I'm a little biased, but I too enjoy getting out to the 'real' countryside away from all the touristy areas. Bornholm is unfortunately very touristy in the summer, but if you know someone that lives there it's a great way to stay with them and get to know the real local culture, which used to be very unique compared to the rest of Denmark.

[@vrrrrrr-uwu]

Acceptable: chips + any meat chips + sandwich/burger chips by themselves Unacceptable: chips + anything else… unless you eat basically 5% of cuisine like Lewis and Sips in which case you clearly need the chips to take the place of meat because otherwise you would starve to death.

[@indianaporter97]

As an Aussie who moved to the uk recently I’ve got to agree with Pyrion. I’d was surprised how much of English cuisine is just children’s food 🤣

[@Jakers457]

What I've learned from this podcast, I'd that Pyrion acts working class but is proudly middle class

[@StalkTheHype]

Because he went from working class to middle class. He came from a dirt poor single mom, and now lives in a London suburb with two kids. He doing fine.

[@kitsunekaze93]

pyrion is the voice of reason! Fries are good with burgers, sausage, steak/other meats, and kebab but never combine chips with other sides, like rice or potatoes! i visited america and got a burrito, it had RICE in it, so both bread AND rice! double carbs

[@profblack]

This was the funniest episode in a long time. Flax, please break out the Dorset and Dorset adjacent accents more often. I’m from Somerset and it tickles me greatly.

[@joshconfer209]

The tiktok issue is more revolving around the algorithms they use. Its basically priceless at this point. They prob aren't going to share the literal biggest cash cow of our lifetime.

[@q.q.p.p]

Sips and Lewis have eating disorders