Triforce! #27 - Biff, Chip and Floppy

New-age schools, lazy christmas, Pyrion's saucy letters and Bodega Part Ocho! It's Triforce THE Podcast!
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[@jettnash5217]

How to make the perfect podcast: - Relatable Content - 2 Dads and a single guy - Bodega

[@william_2610]

The Triforce podcast might actually be overtaking the original Yogpod in how much I like it....

[@tarnyowl6068]

Sample Textᴴᴰ and in how consistent it is

[@gravenvoss3149]

I miss Simon.

[@HeyImVincentTan]

I think the consistency is the deciding factor this time

[@VengD]

No no no I'm sorry... But Simon's year away from the group really made them grow into something new and better. Now they all bunch up across the channels which, in my opinion, makes it a lot more entertaining. That was a rarity back when Simon was on every day. Plus, Lewis' charisma then and now... He stepped up big time when Simon went away.

[@gravenvoss3149]

Tegnet You may be right, but I still miss Simon :(

[@BodywiseMustard]

I used to read Biff and Chip in primary school! The magic key!

[@transorm987]

Yep

[@keastie6671]

Holy shit me too

[@tadamo7942]

Same

[@christiani1561]

the good old days

[@pickled_monkey6996]

Same!

[@LambdadeltaYT]

I just fucking love how open-minded Lewis is about everything.

[@NameisLush]

It's from all that anime and zen he's been absorbing.

[@motivationalmadness10]

+Ally Lochie You couldn't be more right.

[@rasputingrigori8950]

Yeah man

[@WeirdSeagul]

The triforce podcast is amazing. please keep them as regular as possible :)

[@TheMatthewGreene]

FUCKING IDIOT, its actually called "The Triforce The Podcast"

[@rory1300]

You forgot the exclamation mark YOU BLOODY MUG :P

[@details2378]

A heads up for everybody, Lewis mentioned there is not going to be a podcast soon but there will be a christmas/charity livestream triforce.

[@tszfungyip2122]

the drought again :( but it may be gd for them to take a break

[@Creeperdude70]

will they bring back the YoGPoD again?

[@aaronarmenta4237]

crahs. nope

[@98abaile]

I love this podcast so fucking much.

[@Porochaz]

I havent listened yet, but you better not be slagging off Biff, Chip and Floppy (and Kipper), they were the best things about my primary school days.

[@Porochaz]

They aren't new though, I read Biff and Chip 22 years ago.

[@-XTD-]

THEY HAD VHS MOVIES

[@Geothesponge111]

Last week: "Man, Christmas time is really hectic for some people, my wife rushes around doing all kinds of stuff and getting really stressed and worrying about things going wrong. I don't really do anything though, I just sit around and let her handle everything." This week: "People are getting really lazy about Christmas."

[@MrAntieMatter]

Shenaynay.

[@NessieAndrew]

YOU AGAIN!

[@FirkinFilms]

I'm 26 and the way they described being taught how to read is exactly the same way I learned. Even had a book called Biff, Chip and Kipper. Nothing's changed in a long time.

[@samconroyy]

FirkinFilms Same here mate, I remember having a good old nap after though!

[@maylawrence6511]

I'm 16 and had the exact same book.

[@borisneekman2697]

Dude you are a full 10 years older than me and we read the same book, what the fakkkkk

[@Neone4000]

The animation changes for the Bodega chapter! Is this new?! Love it!

[@Neone4000]

Ahhh I see. I only listened to the last one

[@dementedchikenjc]

Connor Merton I know this was 10 months ago but there is a playlist on this channel with all the bodega parts on it if your still interested

[@13Yeared]

Sips: "Here lemme tell you this cool story" Lewis: "What's this? A half-second lull? Maybe I should change the subject and go on some tangent about myself."

[@wissmiss1718]

I've been watching you old nuts since I was 9, lol you guys are my childhood.

[@target0330]

I have been as well. Wow, has it really been that long?

[@peoji]

Reeaaally old, crusty nuts.

[@aidanwyatt1007]

Wiss Miss now you're ten

[@kingcheetahkid]

Wiss Miss me too my god It was 2011 so I must have been 8

[@zorowalnuts3914]

Relatable

[@Lone_Rocket]

The music always fits perfectly with the bodega stories.

[@riley10199]

ive been growing up in the internet age, guys its shit, everyone's either emotionally fragile or like me emotionally dead, every conversation is an argument and i don't know how to human properly because everything was easy when i was a kid and ive played too many video games and never went outside.

[@cbock1836]

TheMightyLion I think it depends on how you were/ are being raised because I'm not like that

[@datz__]

I'm in high school and can agree 75% of school are like above, the like 5% homosexual kids seem pretty well off. And the other mesh are pot heads that dont go to school.

[@Chaguarr]

Fanboy?

[@datz__]

?

[@Chaguarr]

Not Datz ?

[@madman_mitch4246]

I don't get how this series has such a low view count? I find these chaps' humour on point! I love listening to this while i finish map completion on Guild Wars 2 :P

[@MrAhhbisto]

I mainly listen on tunein radio app

[@Alenthas]

I just caught up on them in two days from episode 12 while playing wow. shit... I play way too much wow.

[@kettle2293]

I love when Sips and Pyrion try to pull the Dad card and Lewis blows them out of the water with common sense and knowledge.

[@jeyendeoso]

I died at happy fistmas

[@iamzid]

i don't understand why i just sit and stare at their triangle heads for the whole podcast, there is just something i find mesmerizing about them.

[@Vortor]

Lol I love that they switch between saying stuff about how old people just want people to suffer through hardships because they suffered them to going on about hating how lazy people are these days and how all the kids are going to be lazy and not remember stuff or have to think about anything.

[@drscope27]

When pyrion was talking about running from cupboard to cupboard it reminded me of peep show with mark avoiding Sophie by charging into the stationary cupboard while thinking about the blitzkrieg around the Maginot line.

[@ieyke]

Can we PLEASE have the Bodega segments released separately and put into a playlist?

[@fortunatetalisman]

There has yet to be a true triforce (meaning all 3 of them together) podcast that I didn't just absolutely love

[@Oldbt]

the dad talk was strong in this episode and lewis is slowly turning into a dad too

[@Neone4000]

Also holy shit... dare I say best Bodega installment yet. Way of the Exploding Plums... I lost my shit XD

[@RyoMRH]

holy shit i barely pay attention to the visuals but the shift during the bodega bit just poped off my screen and made me pay attention to the visuals

[@RenessanceFilms]

So, before the internet, people didn't just get angry at each other and lived together merrily?

[@bearticboy9297]

well... there were some wars...

[@peoji]

I misread your name is "SporadicDick"

[@chasefrech3613]

Luke Searle man that sounds like me during puberty

[@MA-xi6of]

'Some wars.'

[@iagreewithyou7894]

Renéssance people getting along? Heresy!

[@sam23696]

I think the changes from the internet touches on ALL of the points they have made; firstly I think with immediate access to information, people will not remember it nor make an effort to become an expert. You may argue that if we always have that access then learning and memory is not necessary. Lacking these memory skills do detract from other life skills, but if we advance to where there is nothing but the internet at all times in a brain mounted HUD, then you wont need to learn. It's a philosophical can of worms, but the main points is we are evolving technologically; when information becomes instant and ubiquitous then I doubt we will be humans any longer. The other points they struck about how emotionally fragile children become is also an interesting point. I think both sides are correct, the internet is an echo chamber where your points are validated by somebody with the same false beliefs, this leads to a huge amount of polarization among everyone. You have people that are insecure and emotionally unstable to an alarming degree, where you struggle to understand how they remain breathing each day. These people take everything personally, and make no attempt to reconcile their fragility and insecurity even if they have knowledge of it. And, on the other hand you have emotionally barren people, the kind of twitch chat mentality where everything is looked at critically and cynically and no attempt is made to display emotion. These people take advantage of the anonymity to portray themselves as immune to emotion until they begin to believe it themselves and practice it outside of the internet with real people. They take advantage of the emerging trend of having an introverted-gamer stoic personality. I think the latter creates a more rational person, possibly more progressive in some regards, but the con of that mentality is the lack of social interaction, which is often celebrated among their communities (_"aw, man I never leave the house, what is it like to have a life"_ for example). Newer generations will never be understood by older generations, that has been practiced since the beginning of time. Perhaps, the current changes in newer generations are not negative or exceptional and the internet and technologies allows us to fully see how radical the generational change is when it occurs, which is not something we have had in the past. Regardless there's either huge change coming to our species as we devolve socially but connect massively with vast information, or this is nothing new but looks new because the point of view required to comprehend the full picture is beyond the perspective of one lifetime.

[@matthowells6382]

Sam kappa

[@ctuck157]

In my opinion Pyrion has no idea what he is talking about. If you live in the U.S. that has a very bad education system which is ridiculous because it is the united states and you're not promised anything anymore even if you graduate college. People go on for years and years and years before they can even get a job in their field. Before our generation people were basically promised success even without a college degree. But now it is mandatory and still you are considered lucky to work in your field you want to.

[@sam23696]

Callan Tucker That situation is one I'm familiar with in Australia and University. However that is due to the success of the current education systems not that failure. The systems have produced more educated and over qualified people then a country needs. Currently in Australia there is advertisements and policy reforms to make Universities harder to join and more expensive. Essentially our countries need more dumb labor. I think personally this highlights the growing issues about automation and how outdated our education systems are. We need to change them to a fashion where you don't sit in a classroom learning Mathematics from a teacher that hates their job for applications you might not need or anticipate you need whilst being surrounded by trouble makers, but rather secondary education uses a mix of external classwork online _and_ on site work experience. Every large company in the world should be government funded to host and educate kids that seek to one-day work in their field. The removal of physical school buildings and funding would be where the money for that comes from. Teaching jobs would transition to educational assistants hired by those companies that host work experience. Keeping schooling separate from work is quickly becoming ineffective. That's just my opinion, but I honestly think current systems in place, like government and education are quickly becoming outdated. Change will come either through reform or conflict.

[@eclairz9275]

Oh my god, i'm 20 and still have Biff and Chip books. I always used to look for the hidden pair of glasses in every book.

[@grelymolycremp7838]

These podcast casts are really personal and it's great to see real life people and not artificial actors.

[@Dostwyn]

I had that Tetris thing with Rollercoaster Tycoon back in the days. I would lie in my bed trying to sleep, but all I could think of was how to build cool new rollercoasters.

[@jmjedi923]

Pyrion's letter was written the day after I was born! Neat!

[@Menulo]

I honestly think this is one of the funniest podcasts on the net.

[@JazzyJacksJokeShack]

I'm in school right now and novelle is one of the background processes for something I think.

[@_e8a]

that korean typography on pyrions kids pics will be one of those distinct visual quirks from an era, like 12mm film grain or polaroids left out in the sun for too long

[@skrip_skrip4814]

I just can't get over the new look of Bodega time, it's so good!

[@jaxicab372]

I have watched all of these in a week, its perfect to listen to while I work. I need more please fellas...

[@Urthril]

I honestly don't know what I would do without this podcast every week.

[@jurriaandejongh8677]

This is the DAMNED BEST podcast ever!

[@Yummygem_]

This is less about technology influencing the younger generation and more just 3 ageing men finally getting to the point where they start complaining about the younger generation and claiming things aren't as good as they used to be. This is a natural cycle that happens to every generation and you guys are over the hump of the cycle.

[@Denisowator]

In Poland you used to have siestas in kindergarten. Oh, good times. ;) The caretaker just tells you "get the fuck to sleep, I don't care that it's the middle of the day, get the fuck to bed and don't get up until 3pm". xD

[@toxic_cowZ]

This is hands down the best pod cast on the Internet.

[@MeissnerEffect]

Thanks so much guys for all the laughs and hours of company 🦋

[@IANRPodcast]

Sips you are so right, I never realized it but that amazing gift list is exactly what my mom and grandparents have done to me since I was little... it really is stupid

[@raymondalmendarez8906]

fuck me hard I have all of the podcasts downloaded. I listen to them every once in a while or while I'm bored and you know what it's just a nice comical relief. I'm really waiting for you guys to start up again because dudes these are hilarious. From Bodega to selling your kids, from jugging and to blacking out it's just filled with interesting and HILARIOUS things. I really appreciate all the things you guys do. I've been a fan for about four years now and it's been great

[@iprice77]

"Please allow 28 days for delivery". Remember when that was the norm? So much has modernised so quickly :)

[@alberthalliwel9273]

Pyrion is such an old man assuming everyone in the new generation is exactly the same and universally got the same problems, as if thats been the case for any other generation in history geez.

[@MatthewWaugh]

Agreed. When they start talking about "now things will be this and that" I only think how old they are because they don't understand newer generations. They are doing exactly the same things they probably complained about when they were younger.

[@transorm987]

Yeah not all children have easy lifes, also he says that stuff on the internet tells you are right most of the time the internet tells me I'm a FUCKING IDIOT

[@Claffattack]

Albert Halliwel he's right you know

[@alberthalliwel9273]

Claffattack good bait.

[@MegaMarcin98]

I love listening to yogpod and triforce when doing my homework, it makes it a lot more enjoyable. I've been listening since 2010, and i love each episode of both podcasts

[@claytonalexander4467]

The idea that the air has alchohol in it, and therefor you get drunk off breathing is amazing. Who thinks of that? Pflax. Thats who.

[@Porkthepie]

I remember as a child, being sat infront of an Argos catalogue each year for xmas and being told to choose 5 things I wanted. Imagine the possibilities with amazon.

[@virgillevinger]

I live just south of Bodega Bay! They have fish and saltwater taffy.

[@thetheflyinghawaiian]

Sips is totally right. Now that I think about it everything I bought before the internet used to break after owning it for like two months. Thanks internet reviews.

[@rasputingrigori8950]

Bodega, the Rick and Morty before Rick and Morty. It's flavin beautiful

[@Csontoro21]

Pyrion, i get the same sleep thing with mainly Heroes Might and Magic games and some others. I usually keep roaming the stragegic map during my dream.

[@sectorum]

57:18 HOW DID I JUST NOTICE LIKE 2 YEARS LATER

[@Scio_]

Dear Triforce Podcast, Just so you _gramps_ know, I never learned to T9, and can't two-thumb my way through a touch-screen keyboard. But I have gotten hella fast at gestural typing on touch-screen keyboards, and can't imagine typing on a phone without them. With love, A Person.

[@samconroyy]

Sayantan Chaudhuri hi its all about swipe typing on android. sent with swipe type.

[@mbazea4423]

40:25 Plot twist: Gramma just didn't want to talk to Sips.

[@TritonBrickRailway]

I like the idea of the order of bodega being last week's part, then part 3 and then this part

[@tyrane]

Fuck'n hell Pyrion I loved the way you talked briefly about that nature of the internet and that was a 10/10 Part Ocho Wish I could show more support

[@mangojuise]

It's not just Carnies who can fucking work a ride like no-ones business, any ride attendant can. The difference is we'd get fired if we started dancing on a moving ride.

[@joeyvespa2801]

i was not expecting the new animation for the bodega reading

[@joeyvespa2801]

the music is pretty sick too

[@liamconnelly7964]

joey vespa It was on the last one as well.

[@joeyvespa2801]

i usually don't watch them, i just leave them in the background and listen, but now that you mention it i do remember the music

[@Bellatron237]

Hi. Do you happen to know the name of the music during the bodega reading?

[@pcbit1776]

literally within the first 2 minutes I was trying to keep from waking my family from the laughing

[@ashenone1996]

"Art doesn't need to be dancing in between tea cups" - Sips 2016

[@man111395]

So the new generation is gonna be the one that fights and hates other people because they believe different things than them? Hes obviously never heard of Gen X.

[@MrJethroha]

it's true, a one man echo chamber is still an echo chamber, they still believe whatever bullshit, they just don't talk about it. The only problem now is that every view point can produce propaganda for like zero effort.

[@Elenrai]

Well thats not much of a problem compared to the following: Every view point -could- produce propaganda, which yknow, propaganda is like, literally everywhere, an advertisement is actually propaganda, now, the real issue lay in that we LIMIT what debate is acceptable and then allow a very lively debate within that small field. A good example of the Triforce crew failing to live up to this wisdom(Its actually somehting lewis said) is that they HAPPILY are like "Oh yeah being gay and sexually deviant is TOTALLY fine with us, we dont care! Its not important!" And yet they belive that all furries and weirdos like that are fucking messed up. And that shit come from 3 guys living in a country that drove the guy responsible for this amazing technology being so comprehensive, and saving MILLIONS of allied soldier lives, into suicide. I mean really? The idiots claim to be tolerant, until they cannot comprehend something and then it is instantly wrong no matter the context.

[@RobbyGAMEZ]

THe writing in Bodega gets better and fuckin better I swear, the Dildonians

[@EvilLobsterKing]

I bloody love Triforce.

[@brandoncalder7585]

Oh my god the biff and chip books, my entire first 3 years of school.

[@addictiveconduct]

As 4:20am hit and I took a bong rip bodega began :) couldn't have been more perfect

[@karlosanchez1]

hahah "cheeky nap" sips is picking up the British mannerisms

[@gajbooks]

I imagine the Dildonian to have Mr. Popcorn's voice.

[@thekadend]

Best Podcast in all universes!

[@readmore8302]

I know what P flax is talking about with the whole images of games in your head when you close you're eyes. When i used to play battlefield 3 all i could see when i went to bed was scopes right in the the middle of the blackness.

[@ryanwilson3526]

I really think Pyrion missed a trick by continuing the story linearly in this episode, it would have been cooler if Bodega killed Tan Blachman a few episodes ago and him having a child with majesta was the reason behind it.

[@fuchsia_alone]

The Frasier conversation YEEES! I LOVE Frasier, it's my favorite show. I've watched every episode! :D

[@199Carolyn]

As a teacher I very much enjoyed hearing you waxing lyrical on phonics. Thanks for that lads 😁

[@munkieblues2474]

This Triforce has been very relatable with biff n chip and pre mass connective :,D

[@luci555luci]

keep up the great pods. I listen to them all the time.

[@dfskle]

I experience the same thing Pyrion does, I almost always fall asleep thinking of whatever I was playing that day, and I often end up dreaming about it. Anyone else?

[@penfalls4745]

Best Bodega yet, god my sides are killing me.

[@AcceptTheNull]

More like Biff Chip and Fappy.

[@LucianoThePig]

Parents have always said that there kids are lazy because of technology advancements. I'm sure when TV was first being wildly watched by children parents gave out to them because they new the news without having to read a newspaper.

[@blakejewell8742]

I've been camping at Bodega bay, but we kept calling it Degoba bay from Star Wars.

[@Denisowator]

Can Bodega PLEASE meet Sjin the Squidonian (from Yogsquest 2) at some point?! XD I feel like that would be the greatest Bodega episode ever!

[@shadrack1701]

Lewis is right on this, generations thinking the next generation won't be as good in some way is just juvenoia. Each generation is standing on the backs of giants which with each generation the giants get bigger. Our parents thought our generation was going to ruin everything, and our kid's kids will feel the same way.

[@DrParanoidAndroid]

This is the best podcast!!!! You guys make me laugh so much and actually interesting discussion and a shot of the flarviest chung guzzler always hits the spot 😊

[@aaronblyth345]

frasier, Raymond, biff chip and floppy. if I had 2 friends our lives would be exactly the same.

[@VassoulaBlackKitty]

Great timing guys!Thanks :) Going through some stuff rn and this is just the thing I needed

[@davids7905]

Lovin' the Bodega animations!!!

[@spktr117]

I should start listening to Triforce more often!

[@TheSpacecraftX]

Oh shit! Pyrion talking about Chip, Biff and Floppy. The Magic Key books".

[@269tron]

Nueve, Dies, Once (On-say), Doce (Dos-say), Trece, Quatorse, Cince (Cin-say)

[@kedronmallia939]

I feel like this would be a special edition than part of the main story xD

[@nortonrobey4021]

Pyrion and Sips are too fuckin right, I speak as a Millenium Baby and I am fuckered.

[@phluid61]

Man, in 1998 I went to New Zealand for a few months to live with a girl I'd met *on the internet*. By that stage I'd dropped out of uni the first time after having my network accounts banned for "hacking" (which wasn't actually me, in that instance.)

[@BeyondTilted]

15 mins - that's exactly what happens to me I always take an hour to fall asleep if I try directly after playing video games

[@KLLWCH]

I opened wikipedia at the same exact moment Sips did and I read it along at the same exact pace.

[@TheOzTurkish]

That intro music is to die for

[@thekadend]

Once again they talk about something I just learned about the day before. Like the Phone off the hoke I just saw in a movie the other day, never before did I know that was a thing you could do until I watched that movie and now there talking about it! Small world after all. 12:55

[@VengD]

Yeeeeaaaah Pyrion... You oldies sure are good at agreeing to disagree. Did I hear Lewis mention anime? And can I faintly hear Pyrion call him all kind of condescending shit for liking that? :P And ... The fact that the few people you know in your country is a certain way, does not mean "the youth of today" are all like that ;)