This race is TORTURE | GTA 5

[@speedwaynutt]

Tom has Rage Quit Races and Ben has Twisted puzzling maps. Sharky and Palp guaranteed to give you a frustrating gta race for the enjoyment of the fans.

[@NotoriousMinion]

They started out in the Yogscast by testing games for Lewis and Simon and the rest to play and display for us, makes sense with how they started! They understand what the audience likes.

[@AquaAtia]

6:57 this is quite possibly the best traffic jam interaction ever in GTA

[@klaxoncow]

"Don't hit the windmill" So Ben parks on it instead.

[@-ataraxy-4664]

"please finish, I don't want to do this anymore" -Duncan

[@PsYM]

First, you press capslock. This is a toggle, so remember to switch it off to stop moving. If you're on a racebike you can hold down space after pressing capslock to go even faster.

[@escapist83]

You're shouting into the wind. Lewis will never learn.

[@FluffyDragon]

@@escapist83 I mean we can't expect someone who plays video games for a living to learn how to play them

[@Speederzzz]

@@escapist83 The Yogscast Guarantee!

[@GewelReal]

How long have they been playing this game again? 8 years?

[@TheIceCrypt]

The Yogs are notorious for not knowing basic game mechanics. I remember when they figured out they could shoot rockets backwards.

[@drvurruct2274]

Lewis yelling "push me bitch!" makes me think of the Juggernaut, but its the Bristol Pusher. EDIT: It's at 7:10

[@choccymilk8845]

I don't usually laugh out loud but I broke when he said that cause I just wasn't ready.

[@MrSpannners]

Lewis constantly doing loops while everyone failed the jump made me laugh more than I should have.

[@mudgie2140]

Zylus: "I'm going Swiss, I'll be neutral" Switzerland: "About that..."

[@Smurfette2411]

THIS I was looking for this comment 😂

[@liz5289]

I thought that instantly

[@Mini_Squatch]

I don't get it. Based on current world events, am i correct in assuming it's related to the russian invasion of Ukraine?

[@Smurfette2411]

@@Mini_Squatch Switzerland issued sanctions against Russia which could be seen as them breaking their neutrality x hope that helps

[@Hannah_Em]

*Lewis, upside down totally turtled, resting on his face* : "I'm ok!" (7:36 for reference)

[@KuueenKumi]

That got me so bad

[@Khy._]

It is honestly getting concerning with how lucky Pedguin is with those choice things like *literally* every time

[@Techstriker1]

As he says during Dread Hunger, he speced into Luck in real life.

[@soupkup9377]

I'm starting to think Ped is a luck goblin, that's been feeding off of Ben. Ped misses everything and Ben hits the only thing he needs to pass to finish.

[@holtender1029]

19:15 I've never shouted so much in my life at a yogscast video. Just drive Ben you've got 15 seconds left 😭

[@darylchurch2115]

I know what you mean, then he just fucks it anyway XD

[@Scnottaken]

Purely Benned it

[@EffinChat]

I was really hoping he'd get trolled into a dnf by the slow strips after the jump

[@choccymilk8845]

When he crashed into the windmill all I heard was Tom yelling fuuuuck.

[@UKVersus]

Duncan: Don't Ben: Don't Duncan: Hit Ben: Hit Duncan: the Ben: the Duncan: windmill Ben: windmill Duncan: Don't hit the windmill Ben: Hit the Windmill

[@Huytil1]

Lewis in a go cart is something I desperately needed today.

[@swimteamizzle1114]

They made fun of Duncan a few episodes ago for not knowing how to tilt up to jump farther, but Lewis doesn't know how to pedal a bicycle

[@holtender1029]

Those two things just aren't comparable lmao, you barely ride a bike in the story mode I can only think of one instance. And on gta online you never ride them. Tilting on the other hand is used in virtually every car 😭

[@somerandommug]

Also worth noting that tilting up makes you hit the ground faster, 6ou want to tilt down to go further. Lewis was doing it on a map in the last video and was overshooting the 2 checkpoints

[@bugmoon1939]

imagine reading this without context, it would be hilarious.

[@barteke22]

@@scarlet_phonavis6734 It's not, half of them aren't using controllers. So it's pressing Caps Lock once to change modes.

[@Jfrost9101]

@@holtender1029 Tbf, I think what Duncan didn't realize was that tilting up *when hitting a boost* made you boost upwards, rather than how to tilt in general.

[@tsurutom]

- "YOU'RE HERE BEN!" "I'M NOT HERE!" - "OH YOU'RE NOT HERE!" That's content. Deep.

[@BrazenSolar]

Man these go karts are awesome, I'm surprised they don't get used in more maps. They beat golf karts for sure in my mind.

[@ipadking6108]

6:57 The best 20 seconds of the entire GTA 5 series

[@stone5against1]

"just don't hit that windmill and you're good" Way to jinx him there!

[@anthonyfletch]

They’ve played this game for so long and Lewis still can’t ride a bike 😭😂

[@DanflortheElf]

Lewis being in the way and refusing to move made my snarf my yogurt

[@lightningwingdragon]

Literally the " everyone bumps into the guy at the front standing at the edge of a precipice "wait. Wait. Wait! WAIT!"

[@Irathear]

I love how Ben "Ben'd" it so hard at the end. Classic Ben. Never change!

[@DoctorFruitbat]

There's some quality Ose panic sounds this episode, good stuff.

[@ironrider64]

duncan's concern over whether he could recover or not was an emotional rollercoaster

[@mrmonti620]

Lewis was extra spiteful today and I love it.

[@jesseparker7877]

"I'll rep the Swiss, I'll be neutral" this recording showing it's age lol

[@Skybreaker1337]

*half naked lady statue suddenly appears* Duncan: "There's a man here!"

[@ashlyy1341]

you never know d:

[@pieppy6058]

@@ashlyy1341 hmm yes femboy statue

[@choccymilk8845]

@@pieppy6058 I think you meant mmmm yes femboy statue.

[@WhatIsThis-zq4hk]

It's been a few years since I watched a yogscast GTA video. I came back to see one out of curiosity. I see that Lewis still struggles with basic controls. Poor guy. Some things never change.

[@BuzzBadTimeline]

I had the best laugh i have had in awhile during that go kart race needed a good laugh

[@ericlippe]

"I'll go swiss, I'll be neutral" Of all things, I did not anticipate THIS to age poorly

[@DjImpossibility]

Zylus: "Let's go for Swiss, I'll be neutral." Well, that didn't age well...

[@AlaskaMan782]

Duncan’s out-of-nowhere course correction at 5:45 was quality👌🏻 After watching the rest I guess it was strategy after all?

[@bmxdude1337]

When Lewis looses it I laugh uncontrollably🤣

[@professorcoms2481]

I love watching them in these little go-karts and just falling and tipping off every ledge

[@deen1789]

Bikes on a mountain is always a recipe for an angry race

[@lythnic5536]

Ben couldn't have hit that windmill better even if he tried

[@schrombomb]

"Swiss, I'll be neutral" That aged well lol

[@Amalot]

I'm out of the loop, what happened?

[@eudemon002]

I was going to comment this if you didn't.

[@ashlyy1341]

@@CanadianPenguin_ it's interesting this is what prompted them to break that stance, and not any of the other significant moments in the last 100 years or so. it's also interesting to consider how the scandinavian countries are similarly not as neutral nor 'good' as they appear. tbh there's a lot of 'interesting' considerations when it comes to geopolitics and nation-state identity

[@gracec8c]

@@Amalot to clarify why Swiss freezing Russian assets is kind of insane, they refused to do it during WW2 on Nazis accounts

[@northwolfpetal]

@@ashlyy1341 Would you care to elaborate what you mean with the Scandinavian countries?

[@MarkGeraghty]

Very funny, I was turning red and blowing up at the end trying not to laugh. Seriously hilarious, particularly Lewis.

[@conzchannel5087]

17:18 osier makes the best noises when she messes up 😂🤣

[@GewelReal]

osier lol

[@stone5against1]

So that's how she got that name.. Osie, osier, osiest, osiesbest

[@askewopal]

I know someone with the surname Osier and now I can't unsee it 😂

[@conzchannel5087]

This is why I hate autocorrects 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️ everyone makes fun of me when it happens 😭😂

[@Bardic_Knowledge]

@8:07 Zylus's inner Goofy coming out.

[@squishyushi]

Something about Lewis pulling out his gun and spraying wildly at zylus is hilarious, especially on a bike

[@mikef5951]

2:20 Lewis: "I don't know how to use the stamina bar!" All of them except Osie have infinite stamina since they've maxed it out from playing for so long. That's also why Osie is Lethargic and not Tri-Athlete All the new people have slight disadvantages in all these modes they play cause of this too. Low initial Driving stat makes your stunts/jumps worse, low Flight makes you experience random turbulence, higher Shooting gives higher accuracy and reload speed, max Stamina makes it literally infinite and those without it maxed use it at the cost of health when it depletes until they die. Even just being a higher level gives you more health

[@TheWizardMus]

Never played gta so I didn't know that level wasn't just a social thing

[@B0nd07]

@@TheWizardMus The first 100 levels have various unlocks including health upgrades. The rest of the stats are based on how much you do while playing. Drive more and driving goes up, Run more and stamina goes up, etc.

[@SGz_Eliminated]

I spent most of this video laughing 🤣

[@Len923_]

as a Belgian representative, I thank Duncan for this win. :3

[@VideoSage]

I really quite love when they all work together. I wonder if there are any games out there, where they could all work together towards a goal. Like in Gmod, or Minecraft, against NPCs, or an obstacle, with a set goal that cooperation would actually help with.

[@velnoa]

What a Ben play at the end

[@greenredblue]

"The Swiss have never taken the lead on anything except chocolate and tax evasion!" - Lewis (improved)

[@samisayles]

Honestly so much fun just seeing Lewis whizz around that pipe from other people’s perspectives

[@meaninglesscog]

I haven't laughed so hard at one of their videos in a long while. So great.

[@KreeTheBasilisk]

If Duncan hadn't warned Ben about that last windmill, he probably wouldn't have slowed down and then he might not have run into the windmill, ironically enough.

[@s1lm4r1l6]

One day, Lewis will learn that you can tap accelerate to go much much faster on a bike. One day.

[@giahill4902]

lewis just spinning is killing me

[@DesPurpleLightning]

This is one of my favorite episodes now :D

[@DavidMorseMusic]

9:00 lewis doing donuts made me laugh so hard i pissed myself

[@Efreeti]

Zylus: Oh, I see, I see, I see. Lewis: How do you see? "Oh, I see, I see, I seeee" Ben: He hit an invisible wall. Lewis Oh. I see.

[@dekkonot]

That end made me vocalize a Tom-esque "Ben!" out of exasperated agony.

[@jadenversluis4816]

I love watching the crabs work together

[@brycevo]

That was nuts. Especially with Ped and Dunc.

[@Silversaxophone1]

"I don't like the part where I can see up my skirt" ... most replayed section hmm

[@norijlesforever]

Really liking this group. Reminds me of the early days of gta, only one missing now is Tom.

[@Stevo-4896]

Poor Ben 🥺😂😂😂😂😂 the end was perfect

[@akulatraxus9153]

I loved this. Kinda reminded me of an older episode with Bouphe, Lydia, Duncan, Ben and Lewis where they all helped each other out on a tricky bike course. They talked about Anna Nicole Smith and her ovipositor as well as the Rock fighting a skyscraper... good times.

[@maggintons]

I dunno why, something about Zylus and Lewis being in go karts as they fight makes this more hilarious.

[@zguida2009]

I havent laughed this hard at a Yogs video in a while. XD

[@bmxdude1337]

For real

[@jerylw383]

For those wondering about Zylus's comment on Swiss being neutral, Yogscast GTA videos are usually pre-recorded a few months ahead.

[@wing459]

Favourite race for a long time, very amusing 10/10.

[@mm-bv4zw]

I cant help but be reminded of ahhhhh...Bisto..... Whenever the say oooosie's best 👌

[@TomBombadil851]

4:12 Lewis with the The Third Man reference

[@V__Valentine_]

This has been the funniest so far

[@chucklinnarwhal]

"Get out of the way Lewis!" "Fuck youuuuu!"

[@bmxdude1337]

I laughed so hard

[@beanosbeanos956]

Imagine biking down a mountain in the dark whilst being chased by a weird alien cyclops who's also on a bike and throwing grenades at you

[@channelmen]

Classic Ben at the end.

[@aibohphobia]

suprising how often they talk about Belgium and Flanders, as a citizen of Antwerk I approve

[@MrBahamutt90]

Don't hit the windmill! Smashes head first

[@glisa3801]

“Push me, bitch” really got me good

[@EGGMANGROW]

I was dying laughing when Duncan was driving under the Doritos

[@airl10]

Ben has been prone to starting fire fights recently.

[@OriginalMrBandicoot]

I can't believe Lewis has played GTA all this time and still doesn't know you need to mash the sprint button on the bike to go fast

[@TheCuddleCactus]

3:34 no longer neutral

[@holotori_senior_admin_teno]

Some people out there playing Elden Ring and saying to Get Gud. Then there's these mad lads.

[@spencergimlin8763]

15:29 Jokes on you Ben, your life already depends on it cause it's your job.

[@calumneeson20]

I was really hoping Ben would get past the windmill but run out of time because of the slowdown

[@aidanclark2962]

Don't think Lewis was spamming the button to bicycle faster

[@LvL99Mudcrab]

11:05 that voice crack

[@sethk1151]

YEAH, Belgium!!! Nice they know Antwerp too, not just Brussels

[@elfarlaur]

It's always Ben who starts the shooting

[@MrMonkey2150]

Lewis not knowing you have to mash the button is actually driving me insane

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

well its not driving him, thats for sure

[@HellZReaper134]

I don't think Osie is racing anymore at 14:41

[@andrewschalk7344]

Yay! more gta!

[@NorthernPyro]

"swiss, I'll be neutral." Not anymore buddy...

[@cheeseymadness7391]

dam love seeing these guys go through torture

[@hirotashi]

OH GOD! Road bikes on a mountain.......my cycling brain is breaking!!!!

[@arnevermoesen7820]

I'm from Belgium and it's always so funny to hear you guys talk about it.

[@grfrjiglstan]

"I'll go Swiss, I'll be neutral." Not anymore.

[@Papaj15]

Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. The go-karts absolutely killed me.

[@WoodlandDrake]

When you anger Ben, he swears a Ben-detta

[@nicholasjones7774]

“Belgium? You sure its not Germany?” So hurt that Belgium has their flag but the dutch dont 🤣😂

[@user-bb7vy8sv8l]

Ben definitely wasn't going to make it, the brakes would have got him

[@charliesmith3856]

The rest of us at jingle jam 😂 'made it to Christmas'

[@Pratalax]

the salt from lewis today was on another level!