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[@Shini122]

Best skittles advert was the old guy who everything he touched turned into skittles and the young kids kept getting him to do it and he’s like “this is awesome? when I can’t hold my own grandchild” then he gets angry and smacks his desk which turns into skittles. Just love how the kids are soo nonchalant about this old guy who’s living his worst life.

[@babaG819]

Gotta wonder how he had kids to begin with

[@owen5964]

​​@@babaG819 he tasted the rainbow 😮

[@lolaholliday]

@@babaG819 he probably got the skittles curse after that point

[@Quadrophiniac]

Dude, I hadn't seen that commercial since I saw it on TV in 2008, and you just brought back memories I haven't thought of in years!

[@RinIsArty]

Gosh I remember that advert, it was hilarious

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

I love that there wasn't an official intro for this one, Bouphe just started talking about chocolate (presumably started before recording started) and Lewis just rolled with it.

[@MagicalKimmie]

I will tell you as someone who works in Blackpool, unless something looks really dodgy about a £5, £10, or £20 notes, we'll take anything that has those numbers on it. So much so that some of my colleagues have taken £20 notes that say "For Motion Picture Use" on them.

[@lolaholliday]

One of my coworkers legit took monopoly money once 😢

[@bradforever10]

I'm not in Blackpool, but my workplace does accept Scottish notes. That being said, if we receive more than £500 in Scottish notes in a day, we have to report it to our security team, as it can be a sign of laundering money

[@wolfdog1dmn]

Yea where I work there is a movie studio near by and we have to check every bill because the money guys get angry when they see that someone accepted 'movie money'.

[@MagicalKimmie]

@@wolfdog1dmn Yeah, there's a car park that filming studios take over every now and then and we only ever get them when they've been around recently.

[@Lordborgman]

I don't even know wtf present day currency looks like, I used to work as a cashier back in 2002-2010, which was a huge transition of people paying mostly in cash to barely anyone paying in cash. I myself haven't really used anything but debit since about 2006.

[@Shadowreaper5]

I swear one of these days the yogs are going to reveal that they made up absolutely everything in the episode. I know what a Ferrero Roche is, but you could fool me with the rest of this

[@liastaob]

I was furiously googling UK chocolate bars...

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

you guys dont even have snickers?

[@frurryhalle]

the other ferrero mentioned was raffelo, that ones coconut coated, there is also the rondnoir, which doesnt have a nut in the middle tho it seems thjose only come in the multipacks

[@livingwithcline]

Bounty is similar to almond joy/mounds(usa) One of the stores here has a small selection of English candys and I may have grabbed a load lol😅

[@Seruphin]

@@frurryhalle Ya rondnoir are the dark chocolate ones, pretty nice too

[@sandisaustrisapse]

love the addition of nilsey to these videos

[@skarloeythomas5172]

Most intelligent Yog.

[@drexalm.paradox5471]

I love that every day they step closer and closer to just being a podcast, when playing gta. Is there a vod anywhere? Is anyone else interested in the occasional 1 or more hr video with this type of conversation

[@gonzy_estavez]

the argument in the beginning was very Scottish

[@skarloeythomas5172]

Certainly had that British sense.

[@finalimit]

Nilesy driving immediately into the hole (even with the instructions on screen) sent me into outer fucking space No one even moving 🤣

[@ilyaholt8607]

To be fair, it did look like a drivable hole...

[@stone5against1]

@@ilyaholt8607 I wasn't paying attention to the menu screen, so I thought this was a normal race and that it was the way to go.. until he went boom :p

[@AcceptTheNull]

@@ilyaholt8607 And it doesn't say, "don't drive in the hole."

[@soujihyde6656]

In Bouphe's own words in this video "wheeee, I went into space"

[@looking4afix]

Legit Yogscast best bits weekly

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

"At the fuckin' ambassador's Tory reception? What are you doing?!" Holy shit, that almost made me choke on my food. Boost is good. It's just satisfyingly dense. Also, I know nothing about Star Trek outside of Picard memes, but I fucking love how random people keep casually dropping deep Star Trek lore/trivia. For some reason it's hilarious. And has anyone ever looked up a kilt, found a shrivelled pair of bollocks and a cock, and been happy with this sight? Lads aren't exactly the most aesthetic between the legs.

[@evanfishsticks8010]

Ben driving into the windmill multiple times and being surprised each time when it fucks him up

[@cameronnielsen9043]

The yogscast: *taking about British sweets* Me an American: "I like your funny words magic man"

[@dustinwheeler4265]

Gotta agree with Ravs. Kilts are incredibly freeing. I’ve only got two in my wardrobe, but I’d replace all of my shorts with kilts if I could afford it lol Edit: also, does Lewis’s Scottish accent sound remarkably like Flintheart Glomgold from the 2017 Duck Tales to anyone else?

[@JamieAubrey]

I wear a kilt and people think "oh he's Scottish" but I wear my sisters skirt for the same reason and people abuse me in the streets lol

[@liastaob]

I have one for Renn Faire; it's great! Wish it was more acceptable to wear more often, but sadly I'm not quite self confident enough for that.

[@voidling2632]

Such a shame duck tales was canceled, I'm still mad about it.

[@Bartimusable]

Have ya considered just wearing skirts? :P OR, if that's not your thing, Harem pants. They're similarly freeing but more socially accepted for men.

[@positronalpha]

I love my Thai fisherman trousers. Skirt-like, wonderful on hot days.

[@stone5against1]

Congrats on your first win Nilesy!

[@blinky297]

I remember when McDonalds had the mini beanie babies and people went insane buying like 20 kids meals to try and collect them

[@ironcladguildhand9321]

Ferengi are capitalist goblins and we L O V E that whole energy. Nog and Quark are some of my favourite Star Trek characters, of all time

[@bastiaanw]

Zylus should have said ''Koetjesreep'' and watch chaos ensue

[@jordinagel1184]

“This is a big milestone for you, Nilesy” Missed opportunity to say “Nilestone”

[@Geothesponge111]

Just wanna say, I love that the preview clip for this video loops really nicely

[@ThomoBee]

I'm lovin the Scottish chats in these lately

[@CJMoody]

Thank-you, Nilsey! Finally a sane Scotsman when it comes to kilts...

[@Alenthas]

I love that nilesy is following the taxiway in the airport like an absolute rule following chad

[@dahemac]

My mum used to make homemade chocolate bars she called sweet maries. They were for sure the best chocolate bars. Especially out of the freezer.

[@ethan-loves]

That's really sweet! I also vote for your mum's chocolate bars.

[@lukemurphy7917]

Northern Ireland has at least 3 banks printing pound notes, one of which is a German bank, the notes are incredibly funky and a couple of which are virtual notes instead of horizontal

[@MH-hu5pi]

You meant vertical, right?

[@Ex0du52169]

Please Bouphe, take all those damned coffee chocolates, I can't stand them!

[@sonofhades57]

I thought for a second they were talking about eating mint gyros and I was very confused.

[@garr_inc]

Irn Bru is absolutely 10/10, best fizz I have ever had. Too bad now it's impossible to get in Russia.

[@DoodleDangWang]

As UnitedStatesian, took awhile to catch on to the opening convo. MenArrow? Wispagold? Nani!?

[@mschrisfrank2420]

You gotta find a someplace that imports British candy. For me it’s the local Scottish bakery. All their chocolate is better than ours. I love Aero, mint or otherwise.

[@DoodleDangWang]

@@mschrisfrank2420 thx, ill poke around. Love me some worldly candy...

[@themattenthehat]

Man McDonalds TOTALLY does gambling in the US. There's this whole "McDonalds Monopoly" thing where you get little tokens on like fry boxes and stuff, and if you get the right combinations you win prizes, or just straight up money I think? It's gambling with your money... and your health.

[@jonasquinn7977]

Yeah we get it in the UK as well, they probably just forgo

[@iylila]

I guess Lewis has never heard of the gold plated pokemon cards from Burger King kids meals

[@KuueenKumi]

I remember those! They had the best Pokemon toys. I had all 150 of the paper trading cards they made, too.

[@epochx7157]

Nilesy 1st place, I told you boys, I told you he'd be dominating these maps soon!

[@non1503]

I assumed the kilt peeping was because of "The drunk Scotsman" song

[@LavenderGooms]

In the US the prize reward things are legally required to say "no purchase necessary" and have a way for you to mail in a request for an entry for free, solely to avoid it being a gambling thing.

[@DarkRulaMedia]

If you want to see a demonstration of Ravs spending Scottish money in England, look no further than 2019's Jingle Jam Markets stream.

[@darcyIBITEYOUantonia]

I'M SO HAPPY NILESY IS HERE!!!

[@user-jr4iy2cz6r]

Along the lines of golden nuggets… they essentially did that with monopoly. But one guy with access just gave out the winning pieces.

[@orangepie9737]

I once had that exact "that's legal tender" situation happen. I was just so freaked out lol. Thankfully my manager recognised it

[@blazin420GamingTTV]

I'm with bouphe on this coffee chocolate is the best

[@TheBeetrootman]

Nothing better than a scottish person saying "legal tender"

[@loveisinportant5570]

Lewis is so confident in presenting his opinions on sweets as fact whilst literally everyone else disagrees with him. And he just keeps going as though they're the odd ones out.

[@MrCrunchytime]

The Art of Bullshit requires that one commits fully to the bullshit or one keeps their damn mouth shut.

[@GDricequeen]

How can thee forget the Toffee Crisp as the every man's winning chocolate bar. For the upper class it would definitely be Lindor (red) by Lint 🧐

[@GabbersLJ]

Love Nilsey in these, just such a fun vibe. Need to tune into his streams more

[@luinturner4163]

As a half Scottish American, I enjoy wearing a kilt, but never commando.

[@Raida7]

Great start, really set the tone and I'm loving it

[@ethan-loves]

Really enjoying this crew!

[@WildBluntHickok]

My local dollar store includes a section for chocolate bars with unfamiliar name brands, usually British brands.

[@nazamroth8427]

"Ravsy, why do you have 3 balls...?"

[@HorrorGirlNat]

Double Decker rules all chocolate bars.

[@Cronosonic]

I love how they keep coming back around to Star Trek and get bewildered that it keeps happening.

[@AnonIllumi]

one fact they did not mention about Scottish money is that in the 90;s scotland had a mass counterfit scheme with Scottish £20 pound notes, so you couldn't trust the money you were getting was legit

[@matheusGMN]

congratulations nilesy on the first win!

[@conbinspark3144]

I'm glad they decided to upload the episode where they talk about Star Wars on May 4th.

[@helplmchoking]

To weigh in on the gambling vs not gambling thing, if its just a purchase = entry to a random draw, thats not gambling. Thats a prize draw, especially with limited entries. If theres no draw and it just comes down to a specific item like the white egg or the monopoly things then its just gambling. As an aside, we had some promotion thing in ice blocks years ago when i was a kid. The popsicle stick had a prize stamped on, could be nothing, one free ice block or like combine 3 special ones for X prize and so on. Me and my 3 mates ate 14 between us after buying literally 2 from the local shop because we just kept winning more. We only stopped when the shop ran out lol

[@jekanyika]

15:00 Is Lewis forgetting Mc Donald's monopoly?

[@SavageFlumps]

The coffee wispa was amazing!! Why no love for the Galaxy Ripple?

[@WolfenBluestone]

Lewis's Scottish accent sounds a lot like Glomgold from Duck Tales, just figured I would put that out there.

[@jonasquinn7977]

He’s the second richest duck in the Yogscast

[@AresWasTaken]

The leaders failed to make the jump on that last track because of the mechanic known as catch-up, which basically slows down the leaders by reducing engine power. Similarly a lot of wall ride "automatico" tracks break because of mechanics like catch-up. If the yogs want to make tracks more reliable and maybe get slightly better racing what they can do is just all buy similarly performing cars, upgrade them, and use only those cars in races. Also disable catch-up. Of course if they still want to be able to grief each other they can just have a gentlemen's agreement to not get bulletproof tires. They could also all buy the same cars but that would probably be less interesting to watch. Here I've complied a list of cars that are fairly balanced with another based on community testing. The cars within their respective classes are only separated by about 1-1.5 seconds on a fairly short track. Also as a note, when upgrading cars, you should add: the highest level engine, transmission, and brakes; turbo upgrade; any spoiler. Supers Class: - Dewbachee Vagner: fastest in this list, overall easy to drive, cheapest in this list; give it offroad tires for better stability - Annis S80RR: go cart handling - Truffade Thrax: typical supers handling - Pegassi Torero XO: highest top speed in this list, less cornering capability; give it lower suspension for more performance - Pegassi Ignis: typical supers handing; give is lower suspension for more performance - Annis RE-7B: slightly slower S80RR, but slightly higher top speed than the S80RR; give it offroad tires for better stability - Ocelot XA-21: typical supers handling; give it offroad tires for better stability - Overflod Autarch: slightly slower Vagner; give it offroad tires for better stability - Lampadati Tigon: typical supers handling Sports Class: - Pfister Comet SR: fastest in this list, but hardest to control - Weeny Issi Sport: Slow in a straight line, fast in a corner, basically a go kart - Enus Paragon R: easy to drive, and stable - Annis Elegy RH8: cheapest in this list - Obey 10F Widebody: highest top speed in this list; needs to be upgraded from the regular 10F; also give it lower suspension for more performance - Karin Sultan Classic: fastest for mixed surfaces; give it the middle suspension option for best performance Muscles Class: - Bravado Greenwood: fastest in this list; give it lower suspension for more performance - Vapid Dominator: typical muscle handling; can be had for free if you steal it off the streets - Vapid Blade: typical muscle handling - Imponte Dukes: typical muscle handling - Invetero Coquette Blackfin: typical muscle handling - Bravado Gauntlet Hellfire: highest top speed in this list - Imponte Ruiner: typical muscle handling; can be had for free if you steal it off the streets - Imponte Duke O' Death: slightly slower Dukes; anti-grief as it takes 3 sticky bombs to destroy - Declasse Sabre Turbo: typical muscle handling; can be had for free if you steal it off the streets These three classes seem to pop up the most so I've only compiled lists for them.

[@dannyl434]

I really like Aero tiramisu, black forest, and mousse!

[@Scottland89]

Fun fact about the Scottish bank notes, it's not legal tender in England, nor in Scotland. No bank note is legal tender in Scotland.

[@evildrganymede]

The best Ferrero was the Cappuccino one, which they stopped making years ago. But it was AMAZING - chocolate on the outside over a biscuit shell with more chocolate inside and a liquid core of coffee syrup. I couldn't stop eating the darn things. I keep hoping one day they'll bring it back but I've not seen a box of it for years :(

[@AsexualAtomBomb]

I need more Scottish people in these videos 😂

[@decrozi]

OMG! Lewis is a fucking psychic. He predicted the Kerwin Frost nugget toys including the golden nugget.

[@topdjc2878]

Nilesy disrespecting the second best chocolate in the world. Twirls are amazing.

[@topdjc2878]

OH MY GOD THEY’RE ALL DISRESPECTING THE NUMBER 1 FLAKES

[@Groovewonder2]

Please give us more Nilesy. These last few episodes have been lit.

[@bryalogicalgaming5817]

07:07 Osie saying get used to it is a low key great joke. 😅

[@nilsekluund]

That last map is one of the first maps they did! They have come full circle

[@moondaughter1004]

There actually is a chocolate bar called Plopp but it's Swedish

[@BenjaminAbbaszadeh]

Ahhh yes, as an American, I too partake of the Euro Mint and the Brown-Tea Coconut chocolates 🥸

[@AuSSiEJaZzA]

Bite the ends off a twirl and drink a flavoured milk. Then eat the twirl with cold milk in it. I always run out of twirls before the milk is gone lol.

[@onwardtowaffles]

Ironically Scottish banknotes aren't legal tender anywhere, including in Scotland.

[@tadhgtwo]

Ben the bottle cap press would be illegal if you plan to use the bottle caps to get the free beer or trade it to others for a gain. Would count as deception and theft. The ferengi would be proud.

[@p0ot]

Have I mentioned that I love to hear Bouphe speak?

[@decrozi]

And then there's kilt blowing at Dragon Con. But that's consensual.

[@hank7281]

I think the whole gambling discussion is the reason most sweepstakes in the US are actually no purchase necessary.

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

I've worn a kilt a few times and it does invite weird behaviour from people for some reason.

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

INCENSED OVER THE LEGAL TENDER

[@Pratalax]

Nice work Nilesy!!

[@bronsoniguina8086]

The worst candy is hands down Sixlets. Its what satan though M&Ms tasted like and then opted to sub out the chocolate with all the chocolate that went to hell.

[@GrouchyGander]

Only time I've ever done one of those "kinder surprise" things, I bought one of those Among Us blind-bag "collect them all" things earlier this week. Bought only one. Got the impostor. Don't ever have to buy one again!

[@Thromash]

I zone out for a split second & zone back into Lewis asking - If they send a d!ck pic to themselves do they assault themselves How did we get here?! What just happened? 🤣 Also side note, I remember in Australia when I was a kid we had Kinder Surprise & Yowie's, 1 came with a toy you made which was Kinder & Yowie's came with a collectable statue & they were the craze growing up. And then.. Someone dumb kid had to try eat the toys so no more toys.. They did bring them back at least. Yowie's use to have books & cartoons, a lot about saving the environment. Also the containers inside the chocolate are great fire b0mbs when you fill them with sparkler dust lol

[@flowrebaz6189]

My personal go to chocolate bar is the Lion bar!

[@S4B3R117]

Loving Nilesy in GTA, keep it up lads

[@KittyCatMeowMeowTime]

Milka makes some really good chocolate. Also, you'll find some really good chocolate in Poland as well.

[@anactualpigeon6844]

This episode is aggressively British but I am kinda loving it

[@Jack93885]

It's weirdly endearing to see Lewis fail to comprehend that a woman could be in any way predatory. There's a childlike innocence to it.

[@colonelturmeric558]

I would say probably more ignorance or naivety than innocence, its one of the biggest double standards ive ever seen and he just assumed it was men doing it to men off the bat

[@Ste16ish]

As someone who comes from a Scottish family but grew up in Blackpool, I can confirm Bouphe is not wrong

[@LuciferLuckless]

McDonald's may not have done Golden McNuggets, but they do do the Monopoly stickers

[@anononomous]

Most people don't actually know what they're talking about when they say "it's legal tender". It only applies to settling debts, in that if you try to settle with legal tender you can't be sued. That mean shops can refuse any type of payment, legal tender or otherwise, because it is not payment for a service or item you have already received/used. ...Actually as it happens Scottish Bank notes are not legal tender in England or Scotland, because banknotes aren't legal tender in Scotland full stop.

[@anononomous]

​@@OodldoodlNoodlesocks I think a lot of people think it means someone has to take something as payment because the Bank of England or the Government demands that is the case. That's just not true. Pragmatics don't come into it when you are demanding something based on a misapprehension of a legal technicality.

[@argentandroid5732]

I wish Irn Bru was more easily available in the States. Closest you can find is usually one of those Latin American Champagne Kola brands. Which are pretty good to be fair, but it's not really Irn Bru.

[@KuroroSama42]

Best chocolate bar? Crunchies. Gotta love that sponge toffee.

[@Barbarossa0521]

I live on the border of Wisconsin and Minnesota, but I can also confirm Irn Bru is a 10. I bloody import that shit!

[@Fireking811YT]

Nilsey with the first win!!!!!!!

[@g3ngar04]

Love seeing Nilesy in the GTA videos

[@jonasquinn7977]

The fact that nobody mentioned Dairy Milk or Galaxy is a tragedy

[@eleanorbrushia]

gosh nilesy is fantastic

[@Pompadour_Pug]

The coffee areo was mid 1990s. That's older than most of the viewers.

[@hobanagerik]

I love coffee flavoured things, especially Coffee.

[@LeeSpork]

In this video, Nilesy got both the first loss and first win by far.

[@kamikazesopp]

Fun fact: Scotch eggs were invented in London in 1851.

[@anononomous]

Scotch Tape is sticky tape backed with sausage meat and breadcrumbs.

[@megalomaniacs4u]

raisins, nuts, coffee & salted caramel all abominations when put in chocolate

[@WalrusHunterDan]

In America We have violets too and they are such an old person candy but something about it feels so wrong that it’s amazing.