Pack Yer Bags - Skipton Alfie

GET UP
Flight to catch, plans to hatch.
Clean me teeth, ye, we goin’ Ibiza!
Seven days o’ holiday with all the amigos.
Only problem - I can only pack 10 kilos.
Sun cream: check.
Sun hat: check.
10 box o’ Yorkshire Tea: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck!
Let’s get lightly caffeinated.
Holiday time no downs just ups
Pack my kettle and pack my cups
Don’t wanna be a cheeky numpty
On me holiday I can’t get a decent cuppa tea
Trunks, leave it, no room
Tea: pack it, pack it, pack it
Shades, leave it, no room
Tea: pack it, pack it, pack it.
Passport, leave it - actually, no, yeah, pack that.
Shout out passports!
Gold tea, I packed it packed it.
Biscuit tea, I packed it packed it.
Decaf tea, I packed it packed it, packed it packed it packed it packed it.
Gold tea, I packed it packed it.
Biscuit tea, I packed it packed it.
Decaf tea, I packed it packed it
PACK YER BAGS!
Airport security, nearly there, they ask - “do you have anything to declare?”
“10 kilos of the good stuff, mate!”
“Come with me, sir”
“Yeah, fair enough”
 
Nine hours later I’m sat on the plane
Holiday time - let’s make it rain.
Sambucca: shot? Tequila: shot?
Rather have a Yorkshire Tea in a teapot!
Cabin crew to doors for arrival.
The local time is TEA-TIME.
Yorkshire to Spain
Straight from the plane
Gettin’ on it early - Lorraine!
Shout out Lorraine!
Sunrise chilling, hot drink swilling,
Pool gone brown ‘cause the tea we spillin’ in.
Brew concoctor, you can’t describe my tea in words.
Dolittle Doctor, the way I’m chattin’ to these birds.
Let’s get lightly caffeinated
Now I’m in the club queue it’s chock-a-block, so I sneak a
Yorkshire bag in me sock.
Start to dance with a señorita,
como estas, nice to meet ya.
“Let’s get out of here, vamos.
This club is Señor Ramos.”
Outside mine she says with a wink:
“You wanna come mine for a beverage drink?”
“Do you have protection?”
This kettle has an internal fuse if that’s what you mean?”
“Err… no?”
Put a dunk in it
Gold tea, I packed it packed it.
Biscuit tea, I packed it packed it.
Decaf tea, I packed it packed it.
PACK YER BAGS!
Gold tea, I packed it packed it.
Biscuit tea, I packed it packed it.
Decaf tea, I packed it packed it.
PACK YER BAGS!

[@thespiffingbrit]

*Absolutely Marvellous! Remember thanks to Time zones its always TEA Time!*

[@ewansmith8527]

Let's get lightly caffinated

[@theannoyinghistorian1812]

Real life tea-time exploit

[@SirSutty106]

I order my official Yorkshire tea tin and scan the QR code and first thing I see is Spiff. Have Yorkshire tea started paying you yet?

[@kianandtheviolin]

I ordered 3 boxes of 80 Yorkshire golds to my orchestra residential to regain my sanity after finding out they only did PG Tips

[@Thomas-lv9se]

It's spiffin'! Love you! Although I am from East Frisia I prefer Yorkshire Tea - just the best there is for everyday use. So glad they sponsor you!

[@battadia]

"Let's get lightly caffeinated" goes unexpectedly hard.

[@calumstewart-c4s]

One of if not the best adverts I've seen

[@funkydinosaur]

Even as a die hard coffee drinker this belter is making me gasp for a Yorkie Brew

[@miamiglia]

I saw this as an add and had to see if it was real 😂. 10kg of the good stuff had me rolling 😂

[@vanman757]

Same here mate... Great, innit ?! 🙂👍🏻😆

[@PerryPresents]

I love this! 😂☕️

[@jezmorgan5440]

Best advert ever!!!

[@vitkomusic6624]

This is. When advertising becomes permanent playlist tune 😂😂😂

[@zool0941]

Yorkshire tea have played a blinder here

[@r6liam657]

this reminds me of my dad because 6 years ago I was going to Turkey with my mum, dad, sister her partner and my nephew and we got stopped because my dad brought his own tea bags with milk I just remember thinking ffs this is embarrassing an my mum was shouting at my dad saying I told you not to fucking pack them 😂

[@andyt8216]

Yorkshire Tea you’re the best. As PG Tips goes bland and preachy, you give us this.

[@MissKateMonroe]

Omg this is legendary 😂

[@rosied1980]

One of the best adverts of all time

[@ryanwatts7817]

Why does this go so hard

[@johnsibbald2154]

Brilliant!!!

[@otisjoi]

This was so fun to film its turned out EPIC 🔥

[@potato.pancake]

KING WHAT IS THIS

[@potato.pancake]

get that bag though

[@StaceyBurrows-x7y]

Sooooooo good!!!

[@Odinscrow1962]

Cool rapping George - very catchy

[@connorsharpe4505]

agreed mate

[@justme-hx8eg]

Love this ! Very catchy 👌

[@Gooner333333333]

I feel like he will regret doing this advert in the future

[@sarahmoore2467]

Brilliant

[@lieneleanne.5613]

Outstanding 😂

[@metalninja2474]

Put a donk on it, what a late 2000s classic

[@PHPW]

I work in Ghana,Nigeria and Kenya. Never arrive there without my Yorkshire Tea. My Kenyan partner never goes home to the Rift Valley without a box of Yorkshire Tea either !

[@tick999]

I think it's grown in Kenya

[@kyleB061]

good advert lmao

[@oscarc1165]

I’m sure James milners loving this

[@vanman757]

Funny as f!@# 😂🤣

[@richcurtin9540]

I packed it packed it 😂

[@vanman757]

😂

[@PHPW]

Do you have protection? Brilliant.

[@soanna473]

tune!

[@jackedwin7735]

I want him.

[@DigitalDiabloUK]

Put a dunk on it 😂

[@lewiemay6918]

1:00 is nightmare fuel

[@grassytramtracks]

10kg? You certainly don't get that on Ryanair

[@Microwaveoven4]

Absolutely rave song

[@wad6216]

its so bad its good

[@jimthompson9370]

I’d rather have grandma Towlers .

[@Wabbit_Hunta]

I get that your trying to be "humourous" But really! 10 boxes of tea. 80 per box. over 7 days (the video shows a group of 4 in a photo) 200 tea bags each over 7 days. a tad over 28 per day. That's a shade over 1 cuppa an hour! Definitely not the thing to do! Unless the aim is to hospitalise them!

[@rattics]

Sharing with his mates, pal

[@Wickerrman]

This is so unrealistic...who ever has decaf tea!?

[@FatLeonard84]

PG Tips is better

[@vanman757]

It used to be but, it's just not the same any more, these have well taken over PG Tips... I always buy Yorkshire Tea me & have done for years & this new advert makes me like it/them even more !!! 😆🤣 Yes man !!

[@SoulfulAde]

PG Tips better? Get real. PG Tips has long since had its day. It’s now Yorkshire Tea - all the way. ☕️

[@vanman757]

@@SoulfulAde 🙂👍🏻 🫖

[@vanman757]

@@Space_Zippy Ha, ha, ha... 😀

[@TheDoyleDoyle]

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

[@Nixie_536]

🎉🔥The coolest vibe 🎼

[@BarneyWare]

Outstanding! Your product, brand and brand comms are simply outstanding - keep doing what you're doing (with Lucky Generals ;) and I for one will keep drinking 🫖🍵💝

[@jasonsmiffycent]

Absolute genius and of course the best cuppa ever

[@footballgeorgiebest]

Best ad in ages ❤

[@johngarratt1764]

DJ Luck & MC Neat been real quiet since this dropped

[@ZapytajFotografa]

I like that video so much that I will buy few boxes of your tea, just to say thanks for the music :D

[@casualmentebiancoblu5040]

Absolute gem of a song. Hit of the summer. Lets get lightly caffeinated with 10kg of the good stuff

[@kian03lee]

What a tune 😮😂

[@saz5116]

I'm always packing Decaff Yorkshire tea in my bag when I go to America. I cannot leave without it!

[@CarolanneTitmus-Greene]

me too!

[@JZFeser]

I listen to this all the time unironically. This might have been the most effective advertisement I've ever seen.

[@kirstiepaintsartist8266]

What an absolutely brilliant ad!

[@ihorhavrush3773]

Hey from Ukraine! I am an advertiser and I absolutely love how Yorkshire Tea communicate with people! So much love it, that my family have own proper Yorkshire brew every evening! Anyway, is there anyone, who can tell me, who's Lorraine, mentioned in the song?

[@nerdygem8620]

She's a TV presenter from Yorkshire :) She's done lots of travel documentaries and is fun to watch.

[@theferrymancharon1170]

10k of the good stuff!! 😂 Absolutely genius..

[@potatopinappleman]

Amazing

[@jomannion7928]

😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@solarsystemcitizen1104]

Eh up! From Wakey \o/ Whens the Drum `n` Bag or Dubbag remixes droppin?

[@lewiemay6918]

Why’s he dancing like that? #embarrassing

[@jacktheknightley]

Revolutionary

[@matthewlandtv4419]

Why does this unironically slap

[@janewinchester570]

Made my evening ❤

[@frenzypuppy]

fucking great ad