You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master

[@stonetimekeeper]

This whole saga regarding Anakin's Jedi Thesis is amazing.

[@Needgpforrunearmor]

I'm more invested in this saga than the disney sequels

[@stonetimekeeper]

@@Needgpforrunearmor this is better Star Wars than the Disney slop.

[@anonperson3972]

And as I have to submit mine in 6 months. Perfectly timed 😂

[@sealsaregood5146]

@@anonperson3972 I hope the reaction to your thesis will be more positive than the one Anakin got

[@bezimienny_andzej6425]

​@@sealsaregood5146Well, Anakin is a doctor now, so for that purpose the thesis was good enough... ...unless they granted him the title simply because they couldn't take it any more.

[@HypnoKnight]

Palpatine: "Jedi masters are always throwing themselves out of windows" foreshadowing

[@user-sl6gn1ss8p]

And that's legal precedent too!

[@chemicznezabawki1728]

ahh, more like threeshadowing

[@Stepantc]

Good that anakin wouldnt become a master then

[@tomraineofmagigor3499]

"what if you all vanished?" foreshadowing

[@billcynic1815]

"Anakin the fact any deaths of Jedi falling out of windows is now always deemed a suicide is irrelevant."

[@generalbutterscotch4887]

The fact that Palpatine - the man obsessed with attaining immortality at any cost - nearly killed himself during the _layman's summary_ of Anakin's thesis, leaves me genuinely terrified to think of what the complete unabridged version sounds like.

[@jacktimson2401]

I genuinely wanna hear it

[@martalaatsch8358]

Technically, Palpatine didn't try to end his life, he just expressed suicidal thoughts

[@TheR00k]

I mean, it's only 2.5 hours, I've seen worse theses around.

[@pyrosfolly5698]

@@TheR00k 2 hours, that .5 was that interesting side tangent

[@VashdaCrash]

@@jacktimson2401 You should look for help, unless you're saying that out of curiosity and not for a death wish.

[@bigboi9763]

Anakin shouldn’t have included the whole 20 minute long tirade on sand raiders in the thesis. He got a little too passionate.

[@patrickstewart3446]

@duLouserI’m surprised he made it past the word “sand” without having a panic attack. 😁

[@MeanAndPristine]

I HATE THEM

[@FlashStatic]

@@MeanAndPristinebut what is hatred if not the dichotomy of anger and admiration

[@Thot-Slayer-420]

​@@MeanAndPristinehe experiences great displeasure when thinking about them

[@robertross45]

The politcally correct term is sand-people.

[@ShawndaPrawn]

Medical droid: for reasons we can’t explain…we are losing her. Obi-wan: she’s dying? Medical Droid: we don’t know why. She has lost the will to live. Obi-wan: she’s heard Anakin’s thesis, hasn’t she?

[@keller-pe8rd]

Medical droid: what? Obi-wan: here a recording and you will understand

[@bestpriest2224]

Medical Droid: Sir, Put me out of my misery please. Obi-Wan: This was a bad idea... ​@@keller-pe8rd

[@marthdaeglin]

It's a long flight to Mustafar, she figured it would help pass the time.

[@treyhelms5282]

lol. Perfect.

[@EliSkylander]

Anakin: You turned her against me! Obi-wan: You did that yourself!

[@Nikkidafox]

The next episode should be Anakin explaining to Palpatine how he doesn't have to join the sith since he was granted the rank of master.

[@boooster101]

And of course it ends on him rambling about his thesis again until Palps contacts Windu because getting killed is preferable. Windu :"He is too dangerous to stay alive." Ani: "i need him .... To listen to my elaborate antithesis regarding his ideological stance and the rule of two." Palp: "just do it."

[@user-sl6gn1ss8p]

@@boooster101well, what is the rule of two if not a manifestation of dichotomy? The sith realize they can only really grow through the synthesis between thesis and antithesis, embodied in this rule. It was ignoring this very fact which let the Jedi to stagnate and decay. Really, they should have payed attention to Doctor Anakin's dissertation.

[@warsawpactmapping83]

​@boooster101 windu helps palpatine up as the both jump out of the window. Anakin: huh I guess I was the chosen one.

[@tomraineofmagigor3499]

no no no. If the Jedi are all gone then he can openly talk about his thesis. This was laid out as preparation

[@TheR00k]

​​@@boooster101Windu: *kills Palps* Anakin: "This is outrageous! It is unfair!"

[@jessea4438]

Anakin being simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person in the room will never not be funny lmfao

[@danfelder8062]

High Int, Low Wis, All Rizz

[@neonlovegalaxy]

There are a lot of people like this in academia. Very smart in their specific fields, but otherwise dumb as bricks in everything else.

[@martalaatsch8358]

We always knew Anakin was autistic

[@Thot-Slayer-420]

​@@danfelder8062in all 2 hours of his thesis and 30 minutes of an interesting side tangent, 'rizz' was not mentioned once. The word itself did not cross anyones mind.

[@unit1473]

​@@Thot-Slayer-420ah, but the beauty of rizz is that it need not be explicitly mentioned. An insidious seed that worms its way into your psyche without fanfare not warning. A terribly dark subject matter, clearly not something the Jedi would even mention, let alone craft a thesis on

[@zetroll0372]

Palp should've recorded a 12h thesis defense from Anakin, trapped all the jedi in the jedi temple and put the recording on blast. that would've been as effective as order 66 with less prep time.

[@hunterrhoades1813]

I like this one.

[@mr.radovic702]

More effective, actually

[@kaeland38]

Wouldn’t even need to paint the Jedi as the bad guys either. Just a bunch of monks who committed “ritual suicide”

[@felkeyfelkey837]

Would have saved a ton of clone lives.

[@skillerzthegamer7023]

That would've killed himself on the process if he had to listen to that. He couldn't handle 6 minutes.

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

Clearly Anakin was granted a seat so the council could stop him from learning that the force is a dichotomy.

[@russianoverkill3715]

It's not Anakin, it's Mattakin, completely different guy from Anakin, he doesn't even sound like Anakin.

[@JungleLibrary]

I love that, would have fit right into his thesis. Another interesting dichotomy is Dartgv Plaguis was a resident of Gungan city, a literal underwater city, mirroring the above ground cities. The double life that Plaguis and his apprentice lead is also an interesting example of dichotomy.

[@kylepessell1350]

But it... isn't a dichotomy. It never has been. That's what a lot of Star Wars fans seem to think it is but the Dark Side is not the Yin to the Force's Yang. It's a corrupted version of the Force like a cancer which has gone rogue in the greater organism.

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

@@kylepessell1350 That's exactly the kind of shit Mattakin "Thesis and antithesis = synthesis" Highwalker would love. Dude would go on for hours about grey jedi.

[@kylepessell1350]

@@sploofmcsterra4786 I still think it's a little silly to call them 'Gray Jedi'. The Jedi Order is an organization that you either are a part of or you are not and if you are not then you shouldn't be called a Jedi. There are many different outlooks on the Force both inside and outside the organization and there is nothing stopping someone from having a Jedi-like philosophy without being one just as there are many Jedi who have fringe views and alternative interpretations of their code but are still very much Jedi. So in essence the term is misleading.

[@Spinelblade]

The irony is that Mace Windu is the one who set Anakin down this path.

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

I'm guessing Mace Windu has the experience of many professors, of "I used to love this research but I LOATHE it now because this damn student won't stop talking about it for four years straight."

[@sasir2013]

Well, that just brings us to the point. He may be a master, but he lacked the precognition abilities to know just how much his fated meeting with the chosen one would mark his life and, at a later point, his death

[@bestaround3323]

​@@sploofmcsterra4786Well, they kind of need to lol

[@whateverwhatever4476]

@@sploofmcsterra4786that's their fault

[@NovaHessia]

This ironic paradox fits neatly into the wider metatextual structure of the Tragedy, expanding beyond the work as such itself, making its environment, with all its reactions to it, an extension of its themes of dichotomy and the inescapability of death - something to be avoided in the tragedy, but embraced in the reactions. Thus you see, the theme of dichotomy is deftly woven into the wider meta-work. In this context, Dr Willrow Hood spoke of the inescapbility of the themes, though I think this may be overstating the case. Rather I think it is a matter of self-perpetuation due to our very nature as sapient beings, which...

[@percussionfellow6168]

"So it might not be canon" Absolutely genius. Shaak Ti has been dead and alive so many times lol.

[@Attaxalotl]

Every one of her deaths is canon, they just have a bunch of spares.

[@bradleychan5684]

Nah. She was a Sith who unlocked the "multiple lives" perk. After all, the Dark Side can grant one powers that many would deem...unnatural.

[@Irmarinen]

So, the Jedi Master Shaak-Ti, stuffed into this box, is simultainiously both alive and dead....

[@natemorrow2911]

Schrodinger's Jedi

[@mattd5240]

Shrodinger Shaak Ti.

[@TheDirtysouthfan]

I am imagining a follow up where it's Mace Windu vs Palpatine and it comes down to Anakins fateful decision, as Palpatine and Mace Windu try to convince him, only for Anakin to use it as an opportunity to talk about his thesis and how their fight is a reflection of the dichotomy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

[@user-sl6gn1ss8p]

and them Windu spontaneously jumps out of the window

[@TheSoftwareNerd]

Palpatine would just say "... that worked?"

[@felkeyfelkey837]

​@@user-sl6gn1ss8p **Flash forward to the end of the duel on bespin** Vader: "Join me and I will complete your training in the ways of dichotomy. With our dichotomous strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy." Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: "Obi Wan never told you about your father's thesis, did he?" Luke: "He told me enough, he told me you stole it from him!" Vader: "No, I am your father!" Luke: " No. No. That's not true! That's impossible! Vader: "Luke. You can destroy the Emperor with this thesis. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can educate the galaxy about the dichotomy of Darth Plaguis the Wise as the dichotomy of father and son. Come with me. It is the only way. Luke: *jumps* **Flash forward again to the end of the duel on the death star.** Palpatine: *in the process of electrocuting luke* Vader: "Son, now that I have your attention, let me finish telling you about my thesis..." Palpatine: "Oh fuck, not this again. Mace had the right idea... " *Throws self down shaft*

[@ravenshrike]

Nah, this would be Palpatine's first exposure to the full monty. He would be hugging Windu on the way out.@@TheSoftwareNerd

[@playwars3037]

@@ravenshrike Or shout 'Wait for me !' before following him XD

[@talkingdomination1928]

I bet Mace Windu regrets telling anakin about his version of Darth Plagueis the Wise story now.

[@user-sl6gn1ss8p]

I bet really he's just jealous that Anakin took his thing from him

[@TheR00k]

The tragedy of Master Windu the Unwise

[@harishmohan4478]

@@user-sl6gn1ss8p Windu also had a PhD in Darth Plagueis the Wise studies, but he's jealous of Anakin's unique standpoint and just shits on his work to save face for himself.

[@user-sl6gn1ss8p]

@@harishmohan4478classic Jedi Academia, really

[@loveroffunnyy]

His 'little bitch apprentice theory' is also relatively fringe, this brings him into conflict with anakin however.

[@dirdib69]

Palpatine failed to seduce Anakin with the power of the Dark Side, but then he offered Anakin tenure and that was that.

[@singletona082]

...I've seen people do worse for tenure.

[@LoneWanderer101]

Anakin: Is this because of my thesis? Obi Wan: tries to be polite Mace Windu: *DAMN FUCKING RIGHT*

[@jamestown8398]

Mace Windu: I haven’t slept for three fucking days.

[@DegnaRed]

Jedi Masters are always throwing themselves out of windows.

[@DegnaRed]

Anakin, the fact that any deaths of Jedi falling out of windows is now always deemed a suicide is irrelevant.

[@elsquisheeone]

it's legal precedent now

[@SauceMeGud]

@@DegnaRed I ended up going back like ten times just to pause on the right frame to read that

[@electricangel4488]

Mace: he is too dangerous too be left alive Palps: actually the dichotomy of force Mace

[@borofreak]

"Jedi Masters are ALWAYS throwing themselves out of windows" This is SO good on so many levels.

[@edwardthompson3377]

Specificially, the levels that the Jedi fall.

[@martalaatsch8358]

Why would they, though? 1) they have the Force and would probably survive instinctively and 2) they have *lightsabers*.

[@borofreak]

"Something, something, only Siths speak in absolutes."

[@warpstoneenjoyer8293]

That's legal precedent now

[@NuniaBiznaz]

@@martalaatsch8358 Well, it's legal precedent now. It happened to Mace Windu, you know! Very tragic suicide.

[@quipildor7]

So, ‘Doctor’ Swywalker will only be allowed to discuss his thesis again if the entire Jedi council dies. It’d be quite convenient then if there was something like a galactic trap set up for them.

[@robertgunther851]

why do you think he told palps he was in?

[@mysticdragonwolf89]

Unfortunate for Palps. As he gives Anakin a projecting speaker mask, a taller frame, and the sole mission to spread his thesis to every surviving Jedi - to spread the word so to speak. It is said Vader killed them all - but I have my doubts if 2 Jedi likewise threw themselves out of windows at the mere mention of the thesis.

[@sllonga7557]

Of course Anakin would be obsessed about dichotomies. Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

[@ItApproaches]

Yoda: Do or do not, there is no try. (That's absolutes)

[@freehatespeech6804]

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes" sounds rather absolute

[@ItApproaches]

@@freehatespeech6804 True lol

[@KeterMalkuth]

While it's likely just a bit of accidental bad writing, the literary irony of the oxymoronic statement may well have been the point. One that perfectly showcases the dichotomy of the Jedi institution, almost a mirror of the dichotomy of Darth Plagueis the Wise-

[@nooneinparticular1491]

What about mathematicians and vodka distillers?

[@sw_nerd]

Don't worry Doctor Master Professor Anakin Skywalker, Shaak Ti will come back in a few hours to be killed by your clones, until she then gets revived again to be killed by Starkiller! And don't worry Master Windu, I put thirty copies of the thesis in your bedroom, you will be wide awake 24/7 and free from sleep!

[@kabob0077]

Shaak Ti ga shinda!

[@AtheistPirate]

He may be a Doctor Master Professor, but they still won't grant him tenure.

[@nathanpierce7681]

off topic but what is that pfp from

[@Wolfer13579]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@AtheistPirateWhat? It’s outrageous, it’s unfair. How can you be a Doctor Master Professor without tenure?!

[@RandoGrunt]

Death is a revolving door for Shaak Ti anyway. She gets killed in one scene and winds up coming around to get killed in another.

[@maccamuffin]

"I don't understand how someone falling so fast was able to be heard so clearly" made me cackle in a way I haven't done in months. Bravo.

[@genx-odus5678]

😂

[@SneakyHuntingHT]

Palpatine was petty after hearing Windu's version of the tale that he sent thesis nightmares in his sleep, refusing him rest.

[@craytherlaygaming2852]

"Master windu... look into these eyes... these are your fault... I've not slept a WINK for YEARS, ever since you told Anakin your version of the tragedy of darth plagius the wise! His thesis haunts my nightmares" "The fuck do you mean his bitchass thesis haunts your motherfucking nightmares?" "I mean... his thesis, haunts my nightmaresm and keeps them up all night, all day, every day, SO I CANNOT EVER SLEEP!"

[@cow9066]

1:23 obi wan says "the fact any deaths of jedi falling out of windows is now always deemed a suicide is irrelevant"

[@WillKeaton]

People point out the line about Jedi throwing themselves out of windows foreshadowing Windu's death, but let's not forget that Obi-Wan literally threw himself out of a window in _Attack of the Clones._

[@wanderlustwarrior]

I love that this isn't just Windu irrationally hating Anakin. *Everyone* hates his thesis. Windu is just the one who has to handle the administrative decisions.

[@Dude-vq3oe]

I like how Obi-Wan tried to be diplomatic about why Anakin wasn’t granted the rank of master, but Mace Windu straight up tells him ‘Yeah. It’s because of your thesis.’

[@Nerthos]

Anakin's is a story of commitment and hard work. A heart warming story about how a humble chosen one can rise to the very top just through honest academic work and being friends with a senator. He's an example we should all follow.

[@marccamp6376]

Technically, Doctor Jedi Master Anakin Shmi Skywalker

[@eavyeavy2864]

Senate😂

[@grimneeldrakia7173]

Mace windu forgetting that skywalker isn't a master and him correcting him that he is actually a doctor got me fucking rolling.

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

Doctor Windu, the title is "magister".

[@TheHimbeerjoghurt]

He granted him the title of master...

[@MrQuinnlord]

@@TheHimbeerjoghurt you can't expect him to pay attention to the whole video now can you. It's 2:34 long!

[@neonlovegalaxy]

@@MrQuinnlordThose two minutes and thirty-four seconds could be better spent reading Anakin's thesis.

[@mortarion9813]

​@@neonlovegalaxy Why do you think OP got it wrong? They were busy reading his thesis.

[@thehobowizard]

I just love how argumentative he is. Also good for Anakin, he stuck to his guns and gut basically everything he wanted.

[@DKNguyen3.1415]

Not everything. He can no longer speak about his thesis.

[@Cyb3rHusky]

I love the implication at 01:43 that Anakin cares more about talking about dichotomy than being a master

[@reubenoakley5887]

1:06 The buildings are VERY tall on Coruscant

[@zemyEXE]

"Shaak Ti killed herself because of the thesis too, But that was in the deleted scene so it might not be canon." LMFAO

[@primal1233]

It seems that Mace Windu and the Jedi Council really hate Anakin's thesis

[@patrickstewart3446]

Whatever gave you that idea?🤔

[@mynamejeff4642]

Nah your reaching

[@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs]

It's 3 hours of thesis. That was extended to 10 hours. Literally 1 day to hear Anakin thesis. And afterwards ask questions.Thats like watching Star wars from Phantom Menace to Return of the Jedi. Non stop

[@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs]

Thats about a week of only talking about Anakin Thesis. Without stop

[@elsquisheeone]

"That's legal precedent now" I'm fucking choking from laughing 😂

[@OrangeRazor120]

Little did we know this was Palpatine's plan all along. He was so powerful and wise he manipulated the midichlorians to send the "Tale of Darth Plageius the Wise" back into the past so Anakin could research it. Thereby securing the deaths of multiple council members and advancing the Sith grand plan... In other news Chancellor funds research into noise cancelling technology and has restricted it under "For Chancellor use only"

[@talosine2963]

Fortunately, during the fight between windu and palpatine the starts talking about the dichotomy between jedi and sith, only for said dichotomy to dissipate as both of them lunge out of the window

[@alger8128]

It is safe to assume then, that "back into the past" property got claimed by the thesis as well. It was boosted thousands years into the past and became a basis for Thought Bomb technique.

[@WillKeaton]

The Shaak Ti bit at the end is even funnier the more you delve into it. There's two deleted scenes in _Revenge of the Sith_ where she dies, but earlier in Genndy Tartakovsky's _Clone Wars,_ Shaak Ti was killed by Grievous twice, in both season finales, but they backpedaled both times. The first time, they showed that she survived at the start of Season 2, apparently having changed their minds between seasons, and the second time, they put in a shot of her surviving at the last minute. The more digging you do, them more times Shaak Ti dies.

[@maxwellpauric00]

Then she survives order 66 to be killed by star killer.

[@SpaceKingofSpace]

I'm amazed how much Windu's speech feels exactly like a Samuel L Jackson rant from a Tarantino movie or something. Specific words and phrases "explicitly" "then, and only then, are you allowed to discuss it". Same kind of large vocab coupled with commanding tone.

[@seejoshrun1761]

Yeah it works so well to hear Windu as a less censored Samuel L Jackson character, and the writing was spot-on

[@スガル]

Motherfucker i haven't slept for 2 days

[@anonymouslypseudonymous2060]

@@スガル you doing alright there Mari?

[@firerath]

0:08 I’m sorry but the funniest part of this is just the half second of Anakin screaming “YAY!”

[@janberkemeier7406]

A buddy of mine wrote his Master's thesis about the use of parody in dystopian literature, specifically on the example of Warhammer 40.000's book series "the Horus Heresy". It was a very interesting read, but I wonder whether some of his profs felt like Windu in this scene

[@uuamenator]

Oh my god did u link this to him? XD this and the scene in the opera with anakin and palpatine?

[@seekerofalice9787]

Is there any chance of getting this Thesis? I am genuinely interested

[@singletona082]

Hey uh.... any way I can read this thesis?

[@aronsz]

2:22 thats such a perfect image there :D

[@kdoyle9825]

The way Luke brings this Anakin back to the light with is a genuine interest in his thesis

[@axelbjefs]

No one can handle listening to his thesis 😂 I can imagine him talking to Luke on Bespin. "Luke, you do not yet understand my thesis. Obi-wan never told you about dichotomy!" **Luke jumps

[@truthhertz10]

Obi just had to be a dick and mention Shaak Ti in the end 😂

[@stinhuffine4422]

It's the perfect ending

[@mintw4241]

It made me laugh so hard

[@giocommentary]

0:41 lol this caught me off guard XD

[@CybermanKing]

Order 66 was just the clones sharing Anakin’s thesis to the Jedi

[@michaeledmunds7056]

Order 66 was carried out early because the clones found out about the thesis. Palpatine didn't even order it.

[@austinestep8461]

@@michaeledmunds7056In that case why was Anakin spared

[@mat8791]

@@austinestep8461 He wrote the thing, he can actually stand it and debate it for hours on end.

[@deauthorsadeptus6920]

​@@mat8791You merely acquired my thesis, but i was the one to write it!

[@dm121984]

God I love this follow up to the other video. And it gives Anakin clear motive to become a dark lord - after all, people have to listen to your thesis if you will murder them otherwise.

[@psyduckpsy8726]

Cant wait for a 3 hour long seminar of Anakin telling a lecture on dichotomy and its aspect on understanding life to a bunch of younglings

[@everettw.9610]

What they showed us in the movies was an abbreviation meant to spare the viewers

[@InhumanFan98]

Master skywalker their are too many of them what are we going to do? Listen to my thesis

[@who-ny5oe]

​@@InhumanFan98I think they rather want to be slaughtered then listen to his thesis.

[@jetstreampaul5029]

Well then, slaying them with a lightsaber was actually a mercy?

[@dimitrijensk2845]

That’s actually what happened. Anakin ignited his lightsaber so they wouldn’t get away but they all ran into it anyway after he started narrating his thesis to them.

[@skedarblegarble]

"The 37th time - TODAY -" got me immediately 😂

[@user-nz3es4kh9j]

Ahh..the beauty of this meta-narrative where the thesis culminates in the dichotomous choice of the Council Jedis.. a life of torture or the sweetness of death.

[@MrYutbe57]

Palpatine setting up a legal precedent about Jedi masters and windows is gold.

[@Feesh322]

I think these 'Anakin's Thesis' videos are my favorite Prequel comedy/parody videos on KZbin. Love Mace Windu's rant and also that the door is left open for more..."What if you all die or vanish?" Can't wait for 'Anakin's Thesis: Dissertation of the Heroes' or 'Anakin's Thesis: Rogue One Edition'. 😂

[@jclozanoc]

Battle of the heroes would be a long chat about dichitomy

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Anakin's thesis audio disc was one of the weapons of mass destruction filed away on Scarif.

[@flyboymb]

If you look at Depa Billaba's Wookieepedia photo, you can tell it was taken right before she decided to jump. That is the blank-faced stare of a woman whose soul has been eroded away by constant dichotomy.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

"Shak'Ti also died, but that was in a deleted scene, so it might not be canon" This is the best line, I love that Shak'Ti always dying in deleted scenes is a running joke in the star wars fandom.

[@andreaniccoli8669]

"Depa Billaba killed herself halfway through" Dear god i almost fell from my chair laughing. I love the implication that no one trought to stop the thesis at that point. Even when somebody in the audience KILLED THEMSELVES 😂.

[@germanvisitor2]

Which leaves us to assume that Anakin's defense of the thesis was impeccable on every level.

[@setster007]

They were so distracted trying to maintain their own wills to live to even notice in the moment.

[@hakairyu1]

That was a risk they couldn't afford to take; if they stopped him then, he might have to start from the beginning again later.

[@seath8055]

Why do you think he's a skilled duelist as well? He must defend his thesis with his merits, both eloquently and physically.

[@phil2160]

1:53 Wace last words

[@JediMasterZim]

Maybe that's why Mace Windu later dies. Palpatine knows about this whole conversation, and Anakin wouldn't save him normally...so he had to resort to asking about the thesis, which led to Mace Windu throwing himself out the window rather than get pushed out by Palpatine.

[@DKNguyen3.1415]

"And for that alone, I welcome the sweet embrace of death!"

[@xshayahyawzi3666]

This is comedy gold. Thank you so much. As a side note Shaak Ti is dichotomy herself so she cannot die or be killed or even be physically harmed

[@MegaDrain]

Shaaki Ti also killed herself after Vader's apprentice talked her ear off about the Thesis. But like Obi-Wan said, that might not be canon.

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Thought she killed herself after Grievous asked Shaak ti if anakins thesis was as bad as it it was rumored to be and wanted to make a point. But I guess that's not canon either

[@RandoGrunt]

Heard another version where Shaak Ti killed herself when reading the Thesis and Anakin walked in the room, but she used the force to ignite his Lightsaber and get ran through the back. Once again, Anakin came from behind!

[@RamielEdits]

I love how in this universe starkiller just runs around and screams the thesis at people to kill them lmao

[@loveroffunnyy]

@@RamielEdits Screaming is a STRONG word.

[@shadowslayer205]

@@loveroffunnyy To be fair Starkiller does scream a lot.

[@TrateMusic]

Depa Bilaba: i just want to DIE! Anakin: ...chotomy

[@redeyett3131]

This is probably the fucking funniest video i've see in the last year

[@crazycar4015]

Holy crap I love the Anakin Jedi Thesis arc. In the last video someone mentioned doing a continuation of it as Darth Vader and Palpatine in the original trilogy. PLEASE make that.

[@gonkdroid8279]

That Depa Billaba thing came out of nowhere and I love it. Just a brilliant video all around

[@victorc8855]

Unironically this is still more apt politicking from Windu than the actual canon story

[@kalebgentes5328]

Does anyone have a copy of Master Windu's thesis? "Swear Words and Their Increasing Use, Connotation, and Significance in Modern Galactic Basic: A Focus on "F***" and its Derivatives.". Asking for a friend.

[@mikoajpietrych6168]

"And how Darth Plageius' apprentice was a little bitch"

[@TheDimensionDweller]

Anakin's thesis is very important to me.

[@sealsaregood5146]

It's pretty important to me too

[@mathboy8188]

I can't fully penetrate Master Windu's colorful metaphors.

[@DKNguyen3.1415]

What metaphor? I think he was speaking dead literally.

[@mathboy8188]

@@DKNguyen3.1415 It was a nod to the first minute or so of another "Seals are Good" video, the one entitled "Anakin has a doctorate in Darth Plageius the Wise Studies".

[@DKNguyen3.1415]

@@mathboy8188 Don't think I've seen that one because I'm too busy rewatching the Count Dooku ones.

[@arkbuble]

As Windu have Palpatine defeated on the border of the window he says. Windu: Any last words Chancelor? Palpatine: Yes, Anakin, can you tell me about your thesis please? Anakin: Finally i can talk about this, you know its really interesting the dichotomy of... Windu: Oh hell naw (jumps out the window) Anakin: .... What have i done?!

[@alltheclovers532]

I prefer the version of Shaak Ti’s death where it was Darth Vader’s secret apprentice who recited the thesis to her.

[@Nothingseen]

Anakin being a niche academic DESPERATLEY trying to get people to listen to his extremely specific take on an extremely specific thing is a wonderful storyline

[@Miraglyth]

"...for that reason alone!" slayed me. Such a satisfactory addition to that humorously extensive clarification!

[@s.nifrum4580]

“I don’t understand how somebody falling so fast was able to be heard so clearly!”

[@danielrogers7378]

I love how Windu was the one inspired Anakin to study the story and now he’s the one giving this dressing down about the thesis.

[@darthfloch6823]

I love Anakin's "Yay"

[@salsamancer]

Anakin trying to weasel himself into the "doctor" title at the end killed me 😂😂

[@Bepisipeb]

Kanan: Where's my master? Mace: I'm afraid she's no longer with us. Kanan: It's the thesis wasn't it? Mace: It's the thesis.

[@arbknight12]

Obi-Wan: “Seriously Anakin. Smart or Dumb. Pick one.”

[@Thissentenceisfalselosers]

Rumour has it that Ahsoka abandoned the Jedi Order because of the thesis too, and went on a quest of self-discovery that spanned 3 different TV spinoffs and a videogame.

[@InhumanFan98]

Maybe anakin can give a thesis on how her killing him in the end is emblematic of the repeating nature of the darth plaguis tale, how its truely a testament to now it isnt just a tale but a repeating cycle that must be studied and learnt from is anyone hopes to avoid that fate. That anakin becomes the metaphorical interpretation of the sith lord and so too does ahsoka become the same for the apprentice that kills. Its truely a fascinating event. 😂

[@shadowslayer205]

And a book that's no longer canon.

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Ahsoka was his research assistant. She left the order to get away from it all.

[@Spudtron98]

Damn I wish we had an Ahsoka game.

[@psyduckpsy8726]

Shaak ti at this point is schrodinger's cat but for star wars "unless geroge Lucas confirms which one, she is either dead or dead"

[@Vesdus]

"What if you all die or disappear?" So now we truly know why Anakin supported Order 66. As Vader, he goes around reciting his entire thesis on dichotomy to the remaining Jedi that survived and not a single one has been able to resist killing themselves. He truly is the greatest Jedi hunter that has ever lived.

[@CoAndCoLaptopAccount]

It took forever to find one Comment about this. That line was gold and everyone is talking about windows or shaak ti.

[@baz5042]

I like to think Yoda is just out of shot in his chair in a middle of a drug induced coma.

[@gamingwithblueboy4563]

The shaak ti bit killed me lol she has like what three deaths two in movies one in comic?

[@waynemetheny5279]

you forgot the one in the force unleashed

[@ShizzyMcCreepy]

Dies twice in Revenge of the Sith deleted scenes and one in Force Unleashed. She also dies in a vision yoda gets in Clone Wars

[@NRSGuardian]

I like how this sets up Mace Window getting chucked out the window later as going to be automatically ruled a suicide, because Depa Bilaba's death was ruled a suicide by Palpatine in the inquiry into her death.

[@highwind8124]

"Master Skywalker" It sounds so good. Really could have helped keep him on the light side.

[@GeorgeCowsert]

I feel like Anakin would be VERY interested to know that the Force presents a false dichotomy. The Light side demands that you sacrifice your sense of self to the will of the Force, to become an agent of it will. The Dark side fills you with a blind desire for power that erodes away at your sense of self, turning you into a husk to be controlled by the Force. The only way to maintain your individuality and sense of choice is to never pursue power via the Force. There is no middle path to walk; you have to commit to one side or the other only to be rewarded with the same slavery.

[@clericofchaos1]

I've rewatched this a couple dozen times at this point. It's quickly become one of my favorite videos on this platform. The only thing that would make this even funnier is if, at the end, a youngling ran in and said "Master Skywalker! I have a question about your thesis!"

[@DiamondAppendixVODs]

Anakin giving Mace a precedent of a jedi master throwing themself out of a window is a great subtle reference

[@Heating56]

“Is… is this because of my thesis?” The way the AI delivers this line has me in tears

[@StevenGamesHD]

I'm more impressed with how you were able to basically write a well-structured research paper and its all for a star wars meme

[@zacaritest]

You know, if they had listened to the entire thesis and discussed the story together, MAYBE THEY WOULD HAVE AVOID EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED THE NEXT FEW DAYS. I can already imagine Palpatine saying "ANAKIN, HELP ME, HELP ME AND I WILL TELL YOU WHO KILLED DARK PLAGUEIS THE WISE"

[@estandolore]

Obi-Wan breaking the 4th wall with his last line caught me off guard. 11/10 Video will recommend.

[@cheangizzz]

Shaak Ti hated it so much she killed herself like 3 times

[@ajdominguez1002]

It's her own Hell

[@AtheistPirate]

Gonna ask Dooku to keep his scary fingies poised until "bemulleted" is added to the dictionary.

[@kylekillgannon]

"Oh, Shaak Ti dies in a lot of deleted scenes." - Anakin Skywalker.

[@andrewclastic2835]

Dude, for these types of videos (AI dubs with subs), you are by FAR my favorite!! PLEASE keep going!!!

[@KWHere2]

This is legit the best AI shit I've ever heard.

[@sizableyeet]

“That’s legal precedent now” is hilarious on so many levels

[@Drazil100]

One of these days we need the actual unabridged 2 hour long thesis. (With the half hour side tangent)

[@floop1108]

I want this whole “Thesis saga” put into one long form video

[@yume5338]

Anakin's "YAY" is so fucking funny

[@malaysian1515]

Luke jumped not because of the revelation that Vader is his father, but because Vader decided that was the best time to bring up his thesis.

[@Pyxis10]

Dartth Vader: If you only knew of the dichotomous tale of darth palagues the wise. I wrote a thesis on this on- Luke AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh- Vader: *Continues on for an hour before realizing lukes gone*

[@VestinVestin]

​@@Pyxis10 Vader: "Wait, hold on... We're both force sensitive! We can continue this discussion telepathically!"

[@julianjv7325]

The mistake that Anakin made when he was writing his master's thesis is that he made a mistake in the statistical analysis by taking a very small sample of users of the dark side of the force (Only Darth Plagueis, Darth Sidious, Darth Maul and Count Dooku), this has not been forgotten by Yoda (Who is always high in Coke) and Windu (Who consider Anakin as a little b/+(h ) and that is why they have not granted him the position of master of the Jedi council.

[@tadakimasu]

I'm loving the continuation of Anakin and his thesis. Maybe one day we'll get the full thing, all 2.5 hours of it XD