You Can't Be Taken Seriously If...

[@Gdjyncl]

IM SO GLAD I DISCOVERED U! you bring fresh stuff to the table and you're EDUCATED unlike some people who dont even know what theyre talking bout

[@bigwizzle45]

You killed me with the Super Sayian joint! Keep it up fam.

[@HerrUberSniper]

Dude you're awesome! How long have you been on KZbin?

[@YeaAiite]

YOU KILLED ME WHEN YOU PULLED OUT THE BLONDE SSJ HAIR LMLA(LAUGHING MY LIFE AWAY)

[@akbaseball123]

I just started watching ur videos today but can't stop watching so.... Addicted

[@mllange30]

Ok im an addict now. Just started watching your videos today and i cant stop......Dammit!!!!

[@koolaidjammerss]

i literally started rofling at the end, bravo my friend, bravo

[@amayaiman]

dude. funniest youtube channel EVER

[@FerencIllesy]

Somehow I am never disappointed in your videos. :D

[@PinkCircleO8]

My 11th grade English teacher said something like that only about applauding yourself cause its makes you arrogant...something like that

[@ratedpending]

2:10 Scooter hates Andre drummond

[@Talz622]

Scooby-Doo was a 1960's classic. Pokemon and DBZ were two of the best animes in the 90's (Cowboy Bebop is probably #1)

[@LondonOnTheBottomText]

Seriously that bit with him going super saiyan fucking killed me haha :)

[@ChocoDoll92]

"if you're a guy in Latin cardio", "If you're trying to go Super Saiyan" XD oh man I'm crying over here.

[@KristenO4]

1:37 is one of my pet peeves. Soo true.

[@archerheartgirl]

I love what you said about stupid pick-up lines!

[@johnjoesafatso]

I actually know a guy who is taken very seriously when he likes his own facebook status, but he's like one of the coolest guys in the world. If you knew him, you'd think so too.

[@BroskiPro]

"Thats what i thought, go take a bath with a toaster" awesome line.

[@PriscillaBowser]

"Hey girl I lost my teddy bear. Wanna sleep with me?" hahahahahaha might not work if a guy ever used it to hook up with someone, but I can guarantee she'd laugh.

[@sokeefemn]

Things that some celebrities/rap stars would say, I would love to see you do things drake, lil wayne, rick ross would say

[@dogman683]

im 19 with braces so i cant be taken seriously bcuz i was unfortunate to have parents who did not posses the money at the time of my youth to fix my teeth?

[@continuingevolution]

@ScooterMagruder oh ok... I think Im old or to Canadian. SWAG to me means gear...like t shirts stickers... Merch. I love your vids. I just think its super cool that YOU replied to my comment:-)

[@stoneracing1778]

2:40 was the best part

[@cowboysdubs]

Yes

[@KalElKryptonsFinest]

I workout 5 times a week to counteract the smoking and drinking I do everyday...yeah, I know, but it helps.

[@theoneandonly4252]

That shot at Drake was hilarious

[@Avigami651]

@continuingevolution apperance ,style ,or the way he or she presents them selves.

[@SeanCrump]

been watching the videos, this one sold me. ie super saiyen(had to google it lol) at the end

[@kenpachi21192]

I go super saiyan when using the bathroom lol

[@Thamiie]

Woooow you totally went super saiyan!!! The hair hahahaha =P

[@TheAshenCrow]

Omg that last part scared me a little.

[@remindmel8r]

me: "i'm surprised...i always thought people who drive smart cars would be killed in an accident so fast by mega cars but i've never actually seen one in an accident before" mom: "that's because they're squished"

[@TheEndstrife]

THAT ENDING +3

[@emilysyoutubechannel5355]

"You can not be taken seriously if you order a #3, supersize it, and then order a Diet Coke!" LOL! I'm so gonna do that! My friends are gonna be like "Waaaah-?"

[@kenyangyal]

How sure are you of that statement?

[@oSwamii]

this guy is so funny lmao been lauughing since 30 mins THROW ME THE ALLEY!

[@dwn2marzgrl]

the face he made after myspace slayed me lmao

[@FelixSan85]

The SSJ part had me dying hahaha!

[@XxBlazzinSwaggXx]

the supersan nearly killed me lmao

[@nataliegerdano6028]

lol love the Aubrey Graham one!!! ;)

[@KiearraDScruggs]

I hope you were going to say "If you believe MJ did it, you can't be taken seriously." Just saying, because I already have watched about 35 of your videos, in a day. Lol

[@PinkCircleO8]

What are those anyways?

[@FinnaFadeU]

the super sayian part..beast

[@RafaelBondoc]

you cant be taken seriously if u want heat vs knicks in the nba finals(not eastern conf but finals finals)

[@FelixSan85]

Super saiyan part had me drying hahahaha

[@MsRaven05]

On a scooter mcgruder marathon :)

[@bishopspriggs3357]

You can't be taken seriously when....... You still play the card game "Go Fish" , Hide and Go Seek and Tag You're It . GROWN.

[@Newbiieee]

You can't be taken seriously if you don't throw him the alley.

[@1Shaneel]

I mean, Jay totally is. Actions and symbols speak volumes in his videos.

[@PriscillaBowser]

best. pickup line. ever.

[@kendo12]

#3? would that be a Double big mac

[@sonicdrawer746]

You cannot be taken seriously if you're tryna go ssj XD

[@tatagliacon]

digimon had a card game i have some of the cards i can make a video if you want

[@StupidGopher]

this is so much good!

[@TheMigas96]

You killed me !

[@chazmanist]

Like Scooter said, "go take a bath with a toaster".

[@RosheannePikachu17]

Ahaha DBZ reference! XD hilarious video!!

[@Talz622]

Why is everyone laughing so hard? I just laughed a bit throughout.

[@AussiePillow1]

You can't be taken seriously if you wear hats backwards. Have fun figuring out what to do when the sun is in your eyes. Person wears hat backwards, Complains that the sun is in his eyes, What does he do... Puts his hand above his eyes to block out the sun. When clearly, he is wearing a hat.

[@09wedabest]

@Newbiieee It means we don't play games. And throw me the alley is a basketball thing.

[@EgaoNoGenki]

"If you're still rockin' Fu Boo?" Who's Fu Boo and what kind of rock genre did he record?

[@tyreekl29]

Bout time somebody said it doesn't make since to like ur own Facebook status

[@AlaskafishStudios]

So if he remembered a jb song? does that mean we shouldn't be taking him seriously in the vid? But that would be if you sing a jb song that wouldn't be part of the theory... Paradox hurts my brain parts.

[@jssberry]

"If you like your own Facebook status," YES--that seriously irks me. (Yes, I said irks) Haha!

[@kennedylon6720]

When he went Super Saiyan, it scared me.

[@lovelylilchick7]

@ScooterMagruder Something We Africans Got. Something We Asians Got. Something We Arabians Got. Something We Australians Got. Something We Americans Got. Something We Antarcticans Got.....yeah

[@msleila73]

YES!....your and you're

[@SirDmenol]

agreed...

[@magicdust6]

dollar sign on ur head to the job interview haha

[@xXNessasaurusxX]

'They're will always be better options like.. DEATH' LOL

[@JayyWilliams]

"If you believe Michael Jackson didn-too soon" Lol

[@JollyWalle1]

The last on killed me lol

[@tct8284]

You forgot looking up to anyone on the Jersey Shore!

[@jclarkev]

damn it i just spent the last three hours trying to go super saiyan

[@scoobydoobeydoo12]

This is the funniest video EVER.

[@Eightyeightization]

"if you live with your mom..." *is depressed* "and over the age of 30..," *feels better*

[@continuingevolution]

maybe im old...but what does "SWAG" mean?

[@rulix36]

ok, I have paper and pen, let's see it again.LOL...

[@cmgr09]

I remember the kid at Student Rec with jeans and flip flops

[@megagrey]

Thumbs-upped the instant he invoked Sarah Palin.

[@FelixSan85]

Lmao at the Super Saiyan part haha

[@sagittarius91love]

2:14 i laughed my ass off and i really dont know why.....

[@123mindymoo]

This video was published on my birthday

[@candidididi]

the drake joke killed me! its funny because i was thinking about this in the shower today :P

[@imxthexonlyxAaron]

SCOOTS MAH GOOOTS!

[@CharlySmiles12]

You can't be taken seriously if you use the term "one in a half people...." @0:38

[@rannaluv]

I always look for the teddy bear in all your videos hahaha

[@bamres]

LOL WHEELCHAIR JIMMY!

[@YeaAiite]

The sad thing is that I know or have witnessed a person represent for every single category.

[@Newbiieee]

where the F is "No Jugamos Juegos. Throw me the alley."?

[@linaninaelmer8371]

If ur goin super sayen mode at 14 u got problems any older and ur just never gonna be taken seriously

[@Sparklychick137]

Lol so true wit da whole liking a team thing. I do that

[@rochse4498]

Michael Jacks- TOO SOON.

[@kurodeshiro]

lol the ending was priceless

[@shaiibabii32]

What type of logic? *Scooter voice*

[@PinkCircleO8]

What IS Super Saiyan?

[@PinkCircleO8]

Haha, my French teacher in high school drives a smart car.

[@Fabianvs]

LMAO the last one

[@RocketCream]

I used to look up to you until the second you started singing Baby.

[@DJANTTV]

Liking their own status I be rippin on people who do that

[@SirDmenol]

be the only guy in any Zumba fitness class!!