You Guys Should NOT Have Let Me Watch *TED*

[@alexhefnerstvmovievault]

Hey guys! I realized that I called the swan in the park a goose at 17:37 and SO MANY of you guys called that out! HAHAHAHA I'm an idiot. SOOOO I made a shirt to commemorate the stupidity of that comment: alex-hefners-tv-movie-va-shop.fourthwall.com/ If you guys like the idea of more merch stemming from specific videos, let me know! I hope everyone enjoyed the video! Love you all so much!

[@jk3dray270]

It has been 5 MONTHS!!!!!! please react to the invincible season 2 finale

[@reanschwarzer2187]

You haven’t seen top gun bro umm yeah you really need to do that one

[@davidbush8341]

Alex, you need to watch Airplane as soon as!!

[@pyttpytts2690]

You know.. the duck was actual a geese, and the geese was a swan

[@wyldelf2685]

Movie TED , reinforces the phrase ""Bros before hoes"" , , 🏆👍👍

[@Aaron_Compton]

I'm so happy I didn't have to edit this one, for the sake of my sanity

[@Momentomori144]

😂😂

[@Thonik76]

yeah hehe off topic of editing i bet Alex is unable to fart i heard his butthole is so tight it swallowed his gooch hehehe

[@YannGaisser]

Good for you Aaron. Good for you🫡

[@dylanashton9596]

I was wondering where you were Aaron 😂

[@Raznorthecompletelyrealhuman]

You poor soul...

[@banana_loaf]

If you're loving Seth McFarlane movies, you HAVE to go for A Million Ways To Die In The West. It even has Liam Neeson!

[@vincenzobonadonna4556]

When I saw that in theaters, for some reason I was the only one laughing.

[@manosmeraklis5535]

I was watching this. i said when this video ends, im going to comment this exact thing a million was to die in the west is the perfect movie for this kind of comedy

[@robertsonsid]

Liam Neeson is in Ted 2

[@lka9900]

Oh my god it’s so funny and I think people just didn’t know what to think about it when it first came out.

[@nelsonreyes18]

You gotta have it also be the unrated version

[@liveliketomato]

I'm a simple man, i see the word Ted and Alex Hefner in the same notification and i press it

[@slightly_higher8915]

I couldn't stop myself... I had other things to do... now I am stuck here for fifty minutes of 🤪

[@malcolmnyholm2551]

FR

[@khijevon4976]

I was watching another vid and immediately clicked

[@Nathdood]

literally me rn

[@ivankawnartist]

I'm quite certain you are simple...

[@blacksheep_edge1412]

Okay, so we need to make a list of movies for Alex to watch. Here's what I've got so far: 1 - Top Gun -2 - Alien- 3 - Aliens 4 - Flash Gordon 5 - Airplane! 6 - Top Gun: Maverick 7 - Ted 2 8 - A Million Way to Die in the West 9 - Saturday Night Fever 10 - Tombstone

[@scorp77snake]

Saturday Night Fever(1977)

[@Matt-wb8ni]

I’m pretty sure he watched the first alien.

[@blacksheep_edge1412]

@@Matt-wb8ni And so he has. List updated.

[@DeafeatedSamuelB]

Add Tombstone to that list

[@Rogge73]

The Other Guys 😂

[@SuperWeebBros]

Alex not understanding the Airplane! reference hurts my soul He needs to watch Airplane! immediately, funniest movie of all time

[@DragonJr]

When he said nothing after the hat throw sound effect, I was suspicious. When the shirt was thrown too, and still nothing, I paused the video to search through the channel history like "HAS HE REALLY NOT DONE AIRPLANE YET?!"

[@simonhart2186]

I watched it again for about the hundredth time just yesterday. I’m old enough to be around when it first came out

[@YNergy]

OMG - he really needs to see that!

[@Hustwick]

... and Top Gun asap.

[@Mr.Ekshin]

This guy should quit watching films forever... especially funny movies. He talks over all the jokes with FAR less funny "jokes" of his own... then fake laughs at his own "humor".

[@ottoswanson6664]

2:55 "It's got Family Guy vibes" Funny you should say that, because the cast IS Family Guy 😅 Ted - Peter, Stewie and Brian obviously Johnny's mom - Lois Lori - Meg Johnny's co worker - Joe Swanson Ted's Neighbor - Stereotypical Asain voice actor

[@jasonwhitley3751]

Oh wow. I am super glad I read this comment all the way to the end 😂

[@aIexgeorgiadis]

He knows, that’s why he said “for sure”.

[@connorredshaw5650]

Ted's neighbour Mr Washee Washee 😂

[@ottoswanson6664]

@@connorredshaw5650 "I No have your shirt" "You Yes have my shirt" 🤣

[@connorredshaw5650]

@@ottoswanson6664 Never fails to make me laugh.🤣

[@photobackflip]

My sister had a simular 911 story to Seth. She was meant to visit the towers on the day but got hammered the night before and slept in. She woke up to the news. Crazy.

[@Nathdood]

You haven't seen this? This is your humor 100% Stoked to watch this And that was Patrick Stewart narrating

[@cyberjack1406]

Nobody: Alex: Sees a swan and proceeds to call it a goose 😂

[@tptstud01]

1:21 narrator is Sir Patrick Stewart, aka Captain Picard

[@zemrys637]

Aka Profressor X

[@xanthais141]

AKA: Darcy

[@BlapwardKrunkle]

Aka Susie from Family Guy

[@connorredshaw5650]

Aka Stans boss in American dad

[@scipio7837]

Was waiting for Alex to realize... Bostonian my ass

[@christophercobb386]

As a guy born/raised and still live in Massachusetts...WICKED FUCKIN' AWESOME REACTION BROTHAH!!

[@John-nr1tu]

Always reminds me of a guy I was in the navy with. Polish kid from South Boston. Being from Ohio the accent cracked me up he always had something "wicked cool" to show me😅

[@christophercobb386]

@@John-nr1tu "Wicked" is just something you say growing up here, I didn't know it WASN'T common outside of New England. Also...I don't have the typical Boston accent but my sister does. And she had the same house/ parents that I do.

[@John-nr1tu]

@christophercobb386 yeah I actually knew a few kids from the new England area with the accent but the one from south Boston was heavy. Loved those guys

[@NotSoFast71]

“Who’s Tom Skerritt?” No one of note. He was just in some very minor films. You know, like Top Gun, Alien, The Dead Zone, Steel Magnolias, A River Runs Through It, and Contact. A little known actor with a measly 172 acting credits starting back in 1962. 😂

[@danielshea518]

Also Cheech and Chong's " UP IN SMOKE" ( He played Cheech's cousin Strawberry)

[@simonhart2186]

I love The Dead Zone

[@martinwhite3559]

No young person seems to know who Skerritt is. Oh, that guy from Picket Fences.

[@xtheregulator42x]

and Poltergeist 3

[@briangreenfield8561]

Don't forget he was in the film M*A*S*H

[@michaelf8702]

There were never two more perfect things to come together than Alex and this movie. Can't wait for Ted 2!

[@bodyrot2794]

It’s hilarious when there’s a popular reference going on and Alex has no idea. Like the dancing scene in military clothing from Airplane for instance. lol

[@SunshineLoLypops]

It's a bit too meta since that was a parody of "Saturday Night Fever"

[@SunshineLoLypops]

@@Ant1ev0 Not sure if serious.

[@J.D....]

@@SunshineLoLypops isnt it also Top Gun?

[@SunshineLoLypops]

@@J.D.... No. "Airplane" came out before "Top Gun" or "Hot Shots". The scene in "Ted" is a shot for shot reference to "Airplane".

[@RLucas3000]

@@SunshineLoLypopshow has he not watched airplane yet? That’s usually the second comedy requested after Blazing Saddles

[@bromsen97]

This has become my favorite way to rewatch movies I’ve watched years ago😄 you are awesome! Keep it going dude🤙🏼

[@cluch_dead3143]

14:45 good save😂😂

[@codestuff6231]

...All the hookers that Ive ever.... 0.0 ...never met ever... fkn lol

[@marcwright8395]

😅

[@DMIINDSTUDIOS]

Facts

[@joegeyster2096]

The guy he hit with the mic stand is former Boston Bruins player Shawn Thornton. One of the best NHL fighters of the last 25 years

[@ottoswanson6664]

31:17 "RYAN REYNOLDS!!" No! That's Nicepool 🤣

[@Mr.Spanglish_94]

No, that’s God’s Prefect Idiot

[@ratz.theguy]

14:46 best alex moment ever had me die laughing🤣🤣🤣 bro dug himself a deep hole a desperately tried to get out of it😂

[@patrikmrtvy7907]

Oh my.. i need Ted 2 ASAP!❤😂

[@E.P_2489]

Fr😂😂😂

[@HyperXsoduK]

You should totally watch "Ted 2" and the prequel TV show "Ted" (eight 35-45 minute episodes) since you enjoyed it so much, Seth MacFarlane is a comedic genius.

[@TheBiggestMHG]

17:39 Brother thats a swan

[@Coolen14]

Brother/Sister, whoever you are, as soon as that scene happened I paused the video and started scrolling through comments to find this as I knew it would be here somewhere. Hell Yeah! 😂

[@skipsgolden79]

​@@Coolen14and I am doing the exact same thing now 🤣🤣

[@theflyingdutchguy9870]

that was so weird to me. like, how does one make that mistake😂😂

[@yooochoooob]

Ditto

[@CaptainFirefred]

I heard they are able to break a man's arm, or cause a car crash.

[@Trilingualeks]

Watching Alex yell Shut the #$@! Up! at Pope Francis because he came for Celine is a great way to start my evening 😂 I'm feeling gooood 👍🏼

[@FuzzyFoot58]

The woman that plays John's mother is the one who does the voice for Lois Griffin in Family Guy and the guy who plays his dad also does several voices on it.

[@HeatherBenedix-y6r]

Thank you for your time young man!!!! Miss you!!!!!

[@Todrick451]

My daughter's friend is in this! He's Robert, the boy that wants Ted. He was also in the show A.N.T. Farm, as well as Hangover 2, Cobra Kai, and a bunch of other stuff. Fun Fact... he (and his parents) never saw Ted's lines/insults... Seth just read fake lines on set and all of the non-PG (funny) stuff was added in post production

[@iitsFerb]

Thats dope af honestly

[@ajax3748]

Oh wow I remember seeing him now in Cobra Kai never put that together until now.

[@Todrick451]

@@ajax3748 no one realizes it's Aedin in all those roles. Especially as young Zach Galifianakis in Hangover 2... the hallucination scene... staggering around drinking, doing drugs LOL And yeah... he's Mitch, in Cobra Kai

[@JURNS03]

I have not seen Ted but I actually watched the series that came out and it was hilarious. I want to say it’s him and Ted growing up in like high school. So good.

[@nanawalks]

I don’t know if I’ve had a more enthusiastic reaction to a title than this one. This will be HYSTERICAL.

[@AXSLA3]

The blonde girl in Johnny's office is Laura Vandervoort, she played Supergirl in Smallville and Brainiac 8 (or Indigo) in Supergirl series. She also appeared in 21st century remake of V.

[@monkeyknuckles4540]

17:55 Man already called the plot line for the 2nd movie 😂

[@entertainmentlife430]

One of my favorites! So glad you are reacting to it. So funny and sweet. The prequel show is great too.

[@paneledmeteor33]

As a man originally from Massachusetts, I can attest that this is how we talk. I don’t know why. I imagine that’s because we’re “New” England, and the English don’t really pronounce their R’s like we do And Alex, you’re a lawyer, right? Oh you’re gonna love the sequel

[@youknow12341000]

Every single thing about all of this made me smile and laugh. And that’s pretty f’in cool man.

[@shanecampbell7423]

You like the word "goose" because it sounds like "gooch". You're not that complicated, Alex. And we love you for it.

[@timothyroop2942]

I came here to say that. Now I have to go change my pants.

[@robertfarmer1602]

@14:36 .... Alex realizing he can't walk that back.... hahahaha

[@racing2cat]

Alex - you absolutely need to put "Top Gun" and "Maverick" on your to-watch list!

[@mikefetterman6782]

Phoebe's brother (Giovanni Ribisi) is an award nominated actor with dozens of films under his belt. He is best known as the medic in Tom Hanks' group of soldiers in SAVING PRIVATE RYAN.

[@mikefetterman6782]

Craig Kilbourn (Mila's boss) Was the og host of TALK SOUP, and was the host of CBS the Late Late show, that was later replaced by Craig Fergeson. He also starred on the show COMMUNITY with Chevy Chase. He is perfect for the dickhead boyfriend, or snarky, deceited friend. He always plays the asshole.

[@arcanewyrm6295]

One of his best roles, sure. But for me personally, he's best known for his role of Kip Raines in _Gone In 60 Seconds._ But, he is absolutely wonderful in _A Million Ways To Die In The West as the naive, overforgiving, hopelessly romantic boyfriend of a prostitute.

[@mattgear8625]

How has it taken this long for Ted and Alex??? This is gonna be good asf

[@jamesnorthup7717]

Now you have to watch Flash Gordon with Sam Jones!!!

[@troyboi7662]

26:41 that black screen was the most genius edit ever holy shit lol

[@ScratchJoe]

Definitely my favorite reaction so far to TED! You made me laugh so damn much man that was awesome!

[@ShoreFell]

Best possible notification to get! So ready for Ted!!!

[@spektre0452]

Awesome commentary as always Alex! Just wanted you to know that I never get tired of your reactions, and I re-watch them over & over. You're just a funny, genuine, off the wall goofball, and your fans love you for it. Keep up the great work! 😁

[@superkamialyssa9406]

Alex: *makes fun of the ginger Jew at the beginning* Me: "how very Eric Cartman of you" 🤣🤣🤣

[@thedarkknight2221]

I remember taking my mom (who was 62 at the time) to see the first Ted in theaters and I was absolutely surprised how hard she was laughing at this movie. I mean both scenes of Ted talking to the grocery store manager and saying some of the most obscene things she had ever heard made her laugh helplessly.🤣🤣

[@BootsMcGee3]

0:13 Alex Hefner if the phrase “Disrespect your surroundings “ was a person

[@MrPurpleDecay]

Haha fr

[@davidshort517]

I love it how you amuse yourself.

[@chestty455]

0:39 Y'know I'm starting to think that Alex simply has schizophrenia, and the editor is covering it up.

[@DjDown1984]

Yeah listening to him is like James McCavoy in Split 😂

[@hogarshero]

Bro, this. Absolutely. I was just thinking that watching his videos is like watching the slow descent into madness... And I'm here for it... and I love it!

[@KaiserSoze679]

I love him reacting to Patrick Warburton (Joe) but having completely missed Patrick Stewart (Bullock from American Dad), Mila Kunis (Meg), and Alex Borstein (Lois) having already been there. Like 3/4 of this cast are people from the McFarlane-verse. 😆

[@ChaosSplashy]

He says he loves geese, but calls a swan a goose and a goose a duck 😂

[@Mrnumber]

12:43 that scene is a reference to the movie airplane! which Seth makes references to in family guy as well. Definitely should be on the list to watch, it's hilarious!!

[@ohn9431]

The TV show is so friggin' great. It's possibly better than the movies IMHO.

[@John_Raiyder]

Agreed, and Young Johns Actor outdoes Marky Mark in the Acting department (wich isnt that hard but you know what I mean)

[@flavorytub]

@@John_Raiyder well he also just has to act and talk like a young Marky mark which he has down pact.

[@mage1439]

@@flavorytub He has more charm than Mark, though.

[@shona5512]

I just started watching it this week and I wasn't expecting it to be so laugh out loud funny. It's definitely better than the movies.

[@jamesbond99]

i disagree all the movies and tv show are equally great

[@logan4005]

“It’s Phoebe’s brother!” 🤣 Yep!

[@noelthebowl5101]

Yo Alex, you should definitely check out Hot Fuzz or the other films in the Cornetto Trilogy. They are a blast.

[@LiveEvilProductions0]

THISSSSS

[@jonasgehrcke6430]

A close Family member of mine has just passed away and your vibe and energy is part of making a lot of bad days a little better so never loose your pesonality and keep on the good work

[@JustEnjoyAll84]

Raunchy and wholesome... thats just real life for some of us. Throw in the sarcasm and ball busting and thats just eastern Massachusetts.

[@jeremygeorgia4943]

Now that you've seen it, and you've enjoyed it, just know that's there's a Ted 2, and it's a GOOD sequel. You know what you've got to do.

[@themuffinloverphysicist]

Bro to be fair, if there was ever a movie I couldn't wait for you to react to, it definitely had to be Ted lmao you both get the same vibes going. DO GOOD WILL HUNTING, RAIN MAN AND TENET THOUGH :c -- Biggest Gooch slap fan

[@ivankawnartist]

My nipples are hard because the basement bathroom is a tad chilly. Dropping a sick duece. Tfg for bidets.

[@nickortiz5072]

This and Hot Tub Time Machine...the humor we appreciate so much in the weak 2024

[@tugadosado]

Alex: "Goose! I don't know why I love geese so much. I guess I just like the word goose." It's a swan Alex... it's a swan...

[@TheMoistG-Spot]

Definitely need to watch the sequel!😂

[@robforrest2069]

At 12:43, this is a direct spoof on the original 1980 comedy Airplane. It went right over your head, so yeah, it's about damn time you checked it out. You'd love it!! It's hysterical!

[@DarthMerlin]

Yeah, Alex. All the react channels are doing Airplane. You're behind the curve if you don't...

[@vincenzobonadonna4556]

Back to back to back jokes.

[@UncleOwI]

Your reactions always comes when I need it the most! Thanks for always putting a smile on my face bro! You the best 😂👌🫂

[@dimitrisionas9566]

Before I even start watching I already know this reaction is going to be a banger. I feel like this is Alex's type of movie. Edit: was not disappointed

[@wesleyvanos]

FINALLY! I’ve been waiting for this one for ages! And I need a Ted 2 reaction video like yesterday! 🤣

[@Thisvideoiscringe]

I can’t wait for you to upload your Reacher reactions to KZbin

[@colemarheine3503]

I was anticipating that you were going to watch this movie, and I'm happy to have proven right.

[@Finn_Anwarunya]

Alex: "38 grand a year?! I could walk OUTSIDE and find 38 grand a year in quarters!" Me, who makes less than 30 grand a year: "😢"

[@LordofWhispers850]

Yeah Alex really showing his streamer priviledge there. Not a great look.

[@SnoopyThaDawg]

@@LordofWhispers850not really when you really do the numbers. He’s a married person as we know from him having a wife. The average yearly household income for a married couple in the United States is $146,000! So a person hearing 30k and being kinda like “dang!” Isn’t really implausible and it is by no way “letting streamer privilege show”

[@genericbattledroid6544]

@@LordofWhispers850 Yeah.. Not really. It isn't that hard to make that much money

[@Mr.Rabot6688]

most ppl make more than 30k a year tho it's nothing to boast over.

[@LordofWhispers850]

The average income in the USA is $37,000, which means that rather than 'most' actually a little under half of all the people in America make less than $30,000. Implying that you could easily make that much money when such a huge amount of people are working multiple jobs, struggling to make ends meet to put food on the table and pay skyrocketing rent prices is a bit... ignorant. And sure, him putting his foot in his mouth is part of the charm of the channel, it's to be expected, but it didn't sit right with me personally. There's no need to be punching down.

[@tomasjallen]

The lounge singer is Norah Jones, who had some hits before this movie came out. Lounge singers provide live music in restaurants and play for many hours, so they get to take breaks.

[@johannesmuller2956]

17:37 Alex sees a swan - Also Alex "Goose! F... Yeah!"

[@martinwhite3559]

Funny thing is, I thought it was a swan until he said goose. Then I believed him. Lol

[@rickrossstretchmarks]

The ted show is absolute gold

[@PolarvoidexYT]

Petition to make Alex watch at least one of these: Mission Impossible Shogun (2024) Kubo and The Two Strings

[@luca_lwls]

Shogun would be INSANE

[@qrzt2000]

omg, he NEEDS to watch all the mission impossible movies [maybe skip 2 tho]

[@Thegamingexpert81]

Lord of the rings!

[@eli_black4106]

Not him not recognizing the boss as Jeff Winger😭😭

[@justingarrett1675]

The woman at the beginning was Alex Borstein, she voices Lois Griffin and other Various voices.

[@BassMatt1972]

1:15 that rich ass velvety voice is Jean Luc Picard AKA Patrick Stewart..

[@thomascosgrove4904]

Love your shit man, keeps me sane on a bad day lookin forward to this one bro.

[@KhilitSavla25]

I hope you achieve your goals and Alex makes you happy forever.

[@BootsMcGee3]

13:18 the day after I kissed this boy, I went and bought him a simple gold band from a pawn shop. $40. A month and a half later he asked me to marry him. I accepted and ran to my purse to show him his ring. My engagement ring arrived before our 2nd anniversary. It was more than $40. January we celebrate year 28!

[@chrisweaving5307]

Alex should watch the Hangover!

[@Not_stoked]

Love this videos. Feels like watching it over with a buddy.

[@Pestsoutwest]

17:34 A swan, not a goose!

[@skipsgolden79]

Thank you for saying this !!!!

[@Pestsoutwest]

@skipsgolden79 it's like he's the duck that rejected the ugly one not knowing a swan is a thing. It's sad

[@SnoWhite2420]

Where’s the editor?!?

[@frostycraydo]

I can't believe this is your first time seeing this movie 🍿 it's a masterpiece

[@ME_GO_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE1666]

HE WATCHED IT!!!! F*CK YEAHHH!!!!!!

[@AceBravo0513]

Seeing this in cinema when it came out was a top life momemt😂

[@GothamsHer0]

Ted 2 is pretty great too. I expect to see it within the next week on your channel, Alex. And then A Million Ways to Die in the West.

[@TrulyHim2]

Everyone needs a Ted in their life

[@palahax3360]

I freakin love that edit of creepy "yeahh" at 24:00 xDDD I laughed for like 5 minutes straight🤣

[@DeltownAtze]

best part for sure xD

[@disneyislandgirl]

Ted reminds me of the movie Paul the alien

[@MrRezRising]

Boss was Joel McHale. He's hysterical. Go find him and listen.

[@wavehellhole]

“My forehead’s not that big, right?”

[@fayesouthall6604]

Brilliant

[@TheTreyVision]

If you enjoyed this movie you’re gonna LOVE the show!!!!

[@AyranGonzales]

17:45 if you like the word goose you should DEFINITELY watch top gun

[@hypocritex]

Didn't wanna tell him that was a Swan..

[@AyranGonzales]

@hypocritex I have to admit, I never looked at the screen when he said it but besides that I'm ashamed to admit I wouldn't be able to differentiate them either 😂

[@CxpalotSZN]

IVE BEEN BEGGING FOR THIS

[@LucasMarques-gm2fj]

you should watch the second one and the show too. The show isn´t on the level of the movies but it holds up

[@aaronpridding316]

I disagree. The series is better than the second movie by far

[@caffeinatedpossum]

I forgot the show exists and now that I remember exists I remember the entire thing Wild how memory works

[@igorpodemski9596]

The TV show is objectively better than both movies. You are just nostalgic.

[@Alyumic]

The TV show is on the same level at the first two

[@JadusMoltriel]

Both movies are great, but to say the show isn't on their level is craaaazzyyy.... Everyone I know who has seen all the Ted content, agrees that the show not only surpassed their best expectations, but is even BETTER than the movies! The first season had me crying from laughter over and over, while also being a really enjoyable, interesting, and hilarious story. I *sincerely* hope Alex posts reactions to both the next movie, AND the show. If I had to choose one, I'd definitely choose to see his reactions to the show, though.

[@DanielRichards644]

Also the Actor is not just the dude who voices JOE on Family Guy, he also Played The Tick in the LIVE ACTION "The Tick" series from the early 2000's, this is important to know when you watch Ted 2, it's also Important to know who Micheal Dorn is and what character he is most famous for playing (hint it wasn't his role in "Amanda and the Alien").

[@dawidkupis880]

17:40 It was a swan, not a goose

[@ericgallini3988]

"Now we have an inside joke" yeah

[@NetanelWorthy]

Has he seen Airplane! Because if not, this reference went right over his head. 12:44

[@MrRezRising]

Came here to say this.😂

[@wavehellhole]

So sad to see

[@tashamorganreacts]

14:45 nice save, flawless honestly

[@Alyumic]

Ted 2 and the Ted TV show next

[@kennyhudson9201]

This movie is among the funniest of all time. Seth McFarlane and his comedic mind speaks a social commentary that many people, particularly men, agree with, but are reluctant to admit.