You Had ONE Job! [Part 2]

[@tjr1o5]

i love how be amazed usually has a calm monotone voice then loses it when there aren't pickles in a jar

[@yixiang6714]

I agree

[@dodo-qc9mi]

agree

[@asherrock08]

Ikr

[@DylanWang-sl6bv]

lol

[@UnicornBabies]

I think his favorite food is definitely pickles😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@meegansandberg1308]

I've been working for McDonald's for eight years and you'd be surprised how often that big mac problem happens. New employees do it constantly. You have to watch them like a hawk the first week to ten days. It's really hard to do your own job because you have to constantly watch them. The grill and fryer job is even more nerve racking to train because some mistakes can potentially poison multiple customers. 😮 Everything is automated for that job. All temperatures are preset and the timers are built into the equipment. Every day, right before lunch and also right before breakfast, the managers come in the kitchen and help us test the equipment to make sure everything is cooked to a safe temperature. I caught a guy last week sticking nuggets in a fry basket and sticking the whole thing, basket and all, in a freezer. That way he could save time when things got busy. The problem is, the basket becomes very cold and when you put it in the oil, it cools down the oil and the nuggets might not cook to the proper temperature. This guy never listens to a word I say so I just went to my manager and narced the lazy bones out. Food safety is nothing to screw with. People die from it. Remember Jack in the Box. A three year old boy died from a tainted undercooked burger. 😢

[@thisaintart]

😂😂😂 nuggets in a fry basket is potentially a genius idea but…

[@jennyrealight1860]

@@thisaintart They're supposed to be in a basket. Putting it in the freezer was the problem.

[@mike1024.]

Here's the larger problem. Not only would it cool the oil down, it would take much longer to cook a frozen nugget. Cooking it that long would probably make it not taste very good either.

[@lcoq19]

I worked at a McDonald's in high school. I do not miss it and the idiocy that comes with those _certain_ employees. Some are just dumb as rocks.

[@ms9548]

Bro really wrote a full paragraph to prove their point

[@itsleah3190]

7:24 -7:26 was a rhyme I could listen too everyday “Forget a cake crime on a plate, this is a hate crime against Drake”😂😂😂😂😂

[@jtcanimations1200]

4:06

[@DMChase17]

At 3:55 in, I usually wash both of my hands, NOT one at a time. If you put both your hands together under the faucet the sensor will see them

[@juliev-hi7fj]

KFC

[@JC_devv]

well that aged quick.....

[@CaidenRood]

20:47 The elephant looks like mega mind

[@FeyIndigoWolf]

It is refreshing to hear the narrator be a real human.

[@SkeletonLand368]

4:28 “And those lines don’t actually exi- Oh, god…” 😂🤣🤣

[@Fishy_the]

Is this A villager👆

[@CommandoSlug410]

yea

[@scottpearson8982]

AaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

[@TERRORMAC]

The Stanley Parable Adventure LineTM

[@NeilaSuarez-Perez]

same dude, same.

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

1:55 The traffic lights in Ireland also have green on top. This is because green symbolizes Ireland, red symbolizes Britain, and they’ll be damned if they ever put the UK above themselves.

[@SimonTustin-h1e]

Yep that's true

[@ryomen_sukuna-m6h]

lol

[@kanakrawat1577]

In India its red green yellow, like blip in this order

[@Ye3TuS_Gaming]

Ye

[@feraltaco4783]

I appreciate the Irish mentality. 😊

[@YourAverageProgrammer1]

0:35 It's clear he's not an AI voice. I actually like this sort of commentary

[@lindamcclain5569]

He has a name Warren Blackie. You can google him. BUT, he still won't show his face.

[@_RubyYT_]

​@@lindamcclain5569wait..WHat imma do it rn

[@rockero1313]

who said he's an AI voice???

[@_RubyYT_]

@@rockero1313 idk

[@rockero1313]

@@_RubyYT_ why mention it?

[@andybreglia9431]

That sixth finger artwork reminded me of a toy dartgun we had when I was a kid. It resembled an extra finger. I still remember the TV commercial. "Sixfinger Sixfinger, man alive, How'd I ever get along with five!"

[@yaonyaon9460]

Polydactyly is a thing. Happens rather often, especially in cases of incest. I know that in some places first cousins getting married is a thing, but that's very bad not only from a moral pov but from a genetic pov as well.

[@theempath8244]

I love this guys voice and could listen to it all day, the humour as well. Thanks for showing part 2 of these mistakes people make, it makes my mistakes look very minor when they happen.

[@Justchain]

I also LOVE his voice but it kinda weird when his voice changes some different videos

[@Jalverk]

Yeah it’s a good voice

[@sanmouthera2104]

@@Justchainthat’s because he is not the only talker I think there 2 or 3 of them thus the different voices

[@randomguypostanimeupdates6703]

Ikr he pop out some memes too a

[@helencook3065]

His voice is serious but he jokes at the same Time

[@whisperecho7815]

The curb at around 5:00 is probably deliberate. As bad as it looks, the whole point of painting it is to create a clear indication of where the edge is so people don't accidentally step off it and hurt themselves, so accurately following the curb line is always going to take priority over aesthetics.

[@carolhamm7645]

It also may encourage the public works dept to fix the sidewalk. That type of painting works for the potholes in my area. 🙃

[@kray3883]

​@@carolhamm7645My thought was malicious compliance. Manager: Paint the curb! Worker: The curb is all messed up, shouldn't we maybe... Manager: Shut up and paint the curb! Worker: ....fine, can I get that in writing?

[@nicoladale1668]

Good point

[@chelseasheehan9227]

19:44 Female lions actually can have manes

[@booshylucky]

@@chelseasheehan9227 do not put your thoughts as a reply just make byour own comment what you said is unrelated why

[@ryefry]

That pizza at 8:38 I'm pretty sure was cut by my boss at Pizza Hut, lol. She didn't care how accurate the cut was, just that there was the right amount of them. I actually gave multiple pizzas away free because of it.

[@yaonyaon9460]

I don't care how you cut my pizza so I'd not complain about getting those free pizzas...

[@Origami-pro0703]

The banana being named “long yellow things” also drove me nuts

[@vickipeacock3134]

I always find these videos calming and fascinating at the same time. Be amazed has lived up to the name!

[@vickipeacock3134]

19:52 / 31:03 Edit) There's probably two female lions on board already.

[@dirk639]

Staying at a self catering holiday residence in York (UK), bought a can of meatballs in gravy. Upon opening found just gravy. It felt weird walking back to the supermarket, with my eldest son, (7yo), with receipt, and lid of can loosely placed without trying to spill any gravy. When the staff apologized and went to give me a replacement can I asked 'how do I know this can has meatballs in?'. You wouldn't believe how difficult it is shake numerous cans of meatballs trying to determine if they actually had meatballs inside them, not just gravy. I eventually told my son to go the chilled section, pick up some meat balls then come back to me.Took him a little while, bless his heart, but came back with a store employee that helped him. I obviously thanked her, and accepted the replacement can. I then asked the employee that helped my son to find some gravy mix, (just in case), and she happily scuttled of and came back virtually straight away. (Obviously it was closer than I thought it was,but I didn't know the stores layout.) Thanking her profusely me and my son went to check out. We weren't given any discounts or anything, after all it was just a can of meatballs, so I was happy. When we got back to our holiday place, my Son and I eagerly attacked the replaced can. Guess what? Just gravy. We looked at each other and just burst out laughing. My son and I prepared the meatballs that he got from the chilled aisle, with the gravy mix, my Wife having puzzled expressions on her face during preparation, but when we sat down to eat told both her what happened. She started laughing as well. (No we didn't just have meatballs and gravy, we had 2 veg as well). I went back to the store the next day, (It was closed by the time I started cooking, ....sorry, by the time my son and I started cooking), and presented the meatball less can. I would love to say they were shocked, but no. I showed my receipt and they gave me a refund. (It's only a can of meatballs after all!) . I pointed out the production date on the can and said other cans could be be affected. They gave me a funny look and tried to dismiss me. It cost them. I found out later that they had numerous complaints and ended up clearing the shelf until the next delivery.

[@lesliecarr312]

It is evident that this episode, along with many others, clearly reveals that the English can do things worse than the Americans. Sometimes.

[@TudorTheCool]

Im not reading that

[@alonsobeltran3844]

My man litltery wrote a Eseay😂

[@_endercat_]

​@@alonsobeltran3844 yeah, and a good one at that

[@martinjames6431]

My colleague bought her daughter a sandwich from Tesco and went to throw the lettuce away only to find it was a moth

[@majistothewizard]

The cake at 7:47 is a literal masterpiece. What do you have against uniqueness and diversity? 😂😂

[@audreyhicks6169]

😂😂😂 it killed me 😭 it looks like a f'ed up goat 😂😂😂😂

[@lucyk2634]

I know it was the first time I actually laughed at something on the internet, like laughed outwardly with voice 😂

[@najadahmer4862]

All I can think is; what, how and why?! What is happening with this cake, why is it cut so wrong? Who was the person cutting it up like this? How did the person cut it into 11 pieces? And why is the piece in the middle backwards? There’s all kinds of wrong going on with this cake! It’s to much for my ocd to handle 😂😂

[@mattgilbert5850]

The cake designed to resemble Drake has an uncanny resemblance.. 😂😂

[@teirdalin]

"The burger you ordered with everything in it, except the burger." Literally happened to us at Burger King once, on two sandwiches.

[@Nirakolov]

5:15 ish - nay, that's a perfect job. The curb is clearly marked, if it looks ugly that's the city's fault for poor curb maintenance

[@unripelemon1142]

"I hooe your pasta always sticks to the bottom of the pan" is actually a great insult

[@nealgrimes4382]

That would be harsh to be fair, i would end up having a tantrum and tipping the food out

[@AlanahandLiamsAdventures]

Ikr

[@The_whisperer87]

0:39 . ♪Who stole the pickles from the pickle jar?♪

[@psycat_P57C4T]

You!

[@The_whisperer87]

What me?

[@AlexusJessup]

The oe at 24:37 is for Ford. Gravity Falls fans get it.

[@mr.z_yt]

23:13 the dinnerbone tag may have malfunctioned…

[@gabbyablay1380]

Hahaha😂 💀

[@OmniSync]

it worked alright... for the head

[@lwethuhlatshwayo7832]

The soap refill one had me literally laughing out loud 😂

[@Miss_Sophiaaaa]

Lol😂😂😂😂

[@andybreglia9431]

The meteorologist clip reminded me about one of the final scenes in the movie "Mean Girls." The dumb blonde character, after graduating high school, became the weather reporter at the local TV station. She is outside under an umbrella in a rainstorm. She ends the report with "...and there is a 38% chance that it's already raining."

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

25:00 A metallic golden six-fingered hand? Now where have I seen that before?… THE JOURNALS!

[@RealZerenaFan]

FINALLY PART 2 IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@BeAmazed]

🥳🥳🥳

[@topgeneralfaith9983]

​@@BeAmazedhey

[@Hany.7653]

​@@BeAmazed I love you so much

[@matjazgobec8095]

@@BeAmazed real

[@charlesthomas5956]

​@@BeAmazedLate reply but 🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🥳🥳🥳

[@alvexok5523]

The fried chicken towel thing was obviously done on purpose as a prank, or to get back at a customer who upset them. There's no way that was an accident, nobody could accidently mistake a towel for a piece of chicken when they have to handle it several times to bread it and such. It was definitely deliberate

[@Callmeonmyshell13]

Agreed! Somebody was pissed at somebody! That clearly was no accident.

[@Weird_Axolotl]

Unless my brother made it

[@aguinayajolly6565]

Because of that strict inspection in (I don't know if jollibee or McDonalds where the fried towel incident happen because it happened long ago) the area where the fried towel happen and closed the branch who served that awful fried towel

[@spiritthingw]

Not so, sometimes the staff are just a-holes. Don't always assume the customer is always at fault.

[@JaggedBird]

​@@spiritthingwthe customer isn't always right and the staff aren't always assholes but it feels like someone wasn't paying attention

[@Blazegaming-s1h]

Every single pictures that I see of you had one job are making me angrier and angrier please tell me I'm not the only one

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

16:50 Pure distilled water is actually an insulator. It’s the impurities and contaminants in most water that make it conductive.

[@bIuefox]

Do you think that makes this okay lmao first off, water will probably go into the socket second, who’s going to use a charger in a SINK third, it could probably ruin the device they tried to plug it into

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

True, but which type of water do you suppose normally runs out of a tap?

[@ondrejsedlak4935]

@@bIuefox The water can go into the socket as much as it wants to but unless someone is actually holding onto the appliance that's plugged in, biting into the power socket OR the entire sink is made of metal and filled with salt water, the worst that'll happen is a slight tingling from the power that's leaking out into the poorly conductive water. More realistic is the circuit breaker will trip due to a surge.

[@lucyk2634]

Wow thanks, I actually didn't know that and it's so interesting info, even valuable. Btw people here in the comments, person probably just shared information and not said it was right thing to do. And secondly are any of you use your brains? You can almost be sure that this isn't actually for electronic devices, its just sink drainer designed in that way to resemble electric above it. Or you people in US don't have additional drainage systems on the walls in the sinks?

[@estherelesho3127]

About that badly cut pizza, I think it looks familiar from when I was working at domino's, It was my first day and I did a very terrible job, almost broke the oven too... Got fired a week after, never working in a pizza place again. So either that's a pizza I sliced or there's someone else just like me somewhere doing equally as bad a job as I. Either way, I'm honored to be featured😂

[@Exetera-iv8hy]

Well i meen i workd at a pizza plase and i cut the pizza like that and i got fired for giveing it to somone and it ending up on sosial media

[@ExprSeeFood]

​@@Exetera-iv8hy you are five shu up.

[@davidwoodard4113]

The road lines. My brother worked for the road department when I was a kid and he accidentally painted a set of lines like you saw. We used to laugh at him every time we passed that section of road. When I was in the army they were painting lines in a parking lot and all the drivers were told to move their vehicles for an hour or so while they did the job. One captain refused and when he went to get his porsche at the end of the day he found they had painted the lines right across the front of his car.

[@rootbrian4815]

Guess he learned a lesson about not following orders. :D

[@thesekidsneedone565]

8:21 he says pie even though it's a pizza lol

[@audreyhicks6169]

I hope that guy learned to not be a dick after that 😂

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

@@thesekidsneedone565You never heard the term pizza pie?

[@ashalon8729]

Ahh yes, malicious compliance and revenge all in one.

[@BryanJenkins-b7i]

I love being amazed so much that anytime that I am awake cooking or something and I know I don’t have time. I still just have to fit his videos into my time.

[@Psoewish]

I lost it at that elephant painting with the human face. Like actually laughed out loud and not just a breathing a little harder kinda thing. I don’t know why but that just looked so goofy and caught me completely off guard 😂

[@budsak7771]

Cutting a pizza wrong is nothing compared to grabbing a slice and the rest of the pizza comes with it. 🤣

[@northslope1]

he calls the pizza a pie

[@budsak7771]

@@northslope1 yeah pizza pie

[@lamminlunchongloi4317]

I like his voice especially when his angry or annoyed 😂😂😂❤ so calm and peaceful.....you know...

[@TheMitchZone]

3:07 I've never heard of your (former) favorite chicken restaurant before, but my favorite was always *Churches Chicken!* It's a fast food chicken restaurant btw, not an actual church. Hahaha Unfortunately tho, ours ran out of business I believe, and had to move. 🥺😭💔🍗 Popeyes Chicken is a good substitute, I guess... 😮‍💨

[@craevansdc3069]

the towel chicken one was already solved, the costumer did it and spread it in the internet. Jollibee even replaced her order right away even though it's not their fault, the store was closed for 3 days affecting the workers most of them are bread winners

[@jeddkeech259]

People are so cruel

[@CologneCarter]

That makes a lot more sense than any employee to be so scatter brained as to bread dish rag. Even if it had fallen into the batter by accident it would have been detected before going into the fryer.

[@bIuefox]

@@CologneCarterim a super scatter brained person and even I wouldn’t do that

[@bIuefox]

probably

[@Shawnchapp]

what did you mean the costumer did it? you telling my the employees just let customers in the back to do w/e the fuck they want? if thats the case its a good thing they got shut down anyways YOU NEVER let customers in the back.

[@Lqg7379]

When he said "Fried Chicken is S tier food" I knew immediately what case he will uncover

[@alvexok5523]

Yeah. I remember that one from before also. That fried chicken towel thing was obviously done deliberately, either as a prank or there was a customer waiting who they really didn't like. There's no way anybody could've done that accidentally, when having to handle it while rolling it in the flour breading. Nobody could mistake a towel for chicken. It was definitely done on purpose. The employee most likely did it to get back at a customer who pissed him off. Either the customer was someone he knew who did something such as elope with or mistreat his girlfriend/wife, or the customer was just some guy/woman being a total prick or a bitchy Karen to him.

[@Lqg7379]

@@alvexok5523sweet sweet revenge

[@jessievelasco6074]

20:50 "we live in a society " -Be Amazed

[@timothewtimtim6628]

25:36 that's the most cursed thing I ever saw in my life It's an box with potato written on it,WHILE THERES PRICE TAG THAT SAYS ITS ONIONS WHILE THE BACKGROUND IS AN DAMM BAKED PRODUCTS AND THERES AN WATERMELONS INSIDE THE BOX WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED THERE

[@sirplantain]

27:48 That's a technique used to ensure that people (kids mainly) don't take loads of sheets of kitchen towel. The roll won't spin, so if you want to take loads off, you have to take your time. If you do it that way, you can't fly off loads of sheets. So it may be intentional. I've seem other people use this method, and their children don't waste loads of kitchen towel. It's also a great way to rip off one sheet with one hand and not unravel loads of sheets.

[@jmi967]

Either that or someone was a wee bit tipsy trying to put the house back together before their parents got home

[@lucyk2634]

​@@jmi967you can be that tipsy to actually do this, if you are that drunk that you don't notice it then you wouldn't have strength to do it at all.

[@lucyk2634]

Exactly, I actually always do this because I hate it when I need to use both hands just to quickly rip off one sheet, and even then it can rip off where it shouldn't be ripped. So I do this and also put something hard on that metal thingy so it won't spin at any cost, and then I can just grab one piece by one hand or by teeth if I had to. WAAYYY EASIER

[@haleywooster]

7:47 PERFECT TIMING 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gunna1130]

I grew up in a kitchen… worked at 4.5-5 star restaurants before… been a manager in the food industry… all of that… I’ve never once seen someone so brain dead that they battered and deep fried a towel😭 kinda funny tbh😭😂 all I can say is that was probably how the chef quit…😭😂

[@ZeoViolet]

Either that, or the whole thing was a gimmick done for attention or funsies.

[@jamiethal1319]

Or got fired. I doubt I was for funsies. I don’t think the customer who got that found it the least bit funny.

[@normm]

If I remember correctly this was from a Jollibees in BGC so not a poor area of Manilia either. I actually prefer the spicy Chicken Joy from Jollibee as long as it isn't a spicy towel....

[@Wmc1996]

The fried towel chicken is real it really happens here in PH. Its was from a fast food chain

[@frankiemeinking]

He is the best

[@Orionmoonlight582]

I have a "you had one Job" story. My mum works in a retirement home and one time food supplier had to get the food up to the first floor to get the food to the kitchen so he went to the elevator and walked in before slamming his cart into the back of the elevator and completely wrecking it... Then one week later the SAME GUY wrecked the elevator AGAIN!!!

[@kissintonkarl193]

This guy has the best voice of all members in the be amazed crew

[@madthingsus]

Wow, this compilation is both hilarious and infuriating at the same time! It's amazing how simple tasks can go so wrong. The deep-fried towel instead of chicken had me in disbelief, and don't even get me started on the upside-down peas on the menu. It's a reminder to always double-check the details before calling a job done!

[@EarthlyArt777]

I literally laughed for 2 minutes at the onion-potato-watermelon one.

[@zsuzsannasalda]

Yo wat

[@EarthlyArt777]

@@zsuzsannasalda "wat", what?

[@katarinatibai8396]

Me too. That was the funniest one.😂

[@VioletWhirlwind]

Haha same

[@SabineErika-w9c]

In Germany we often make the joke: "Ich habe heute 25 Stunden gearbeitet!" Someone else asks: "Wie das - der Tag hat doch nur 24 Stunden!" The answer: "Ich habe die Mittagspause durchgearbeitet."😂

[@joeytumbleson9723]

I feel bad for anybody named Karen who isn't an actual "Karen" ❤

[@QuesoGecko69]

Me too

[@karamjitbedi5152]

❤

[@VioletWhirlwind]

I know right?

[@Shawnchapp]

so you mean like 99.9999% of all Karen's?

[@drewdutkowski1885]

IKR

[@OmniSync]

2:35 A DEEP FRIED TOWEL!?!? I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW MANY PEOPLE THOUGHT THIS WAS CHICKEN AND ATE A DEEP FRIED TOWEL!!

[@kataseiko]

We called the place "Jolliroach" for a while because they served us fried chicken with a full-size roach baked into the batter. Seems like someone either put the not-yet-baked chicken down on the roach or hit it before throwing the whole thing into the fryer. Yummy!

[@insertnamehere2635]

​@@kataseiko🤮

[@ThePinkerton1776]

For the road marking one. Awesome job, now that’s what I call a pissed off employee following orders EXACTLY as told to. Good job with that malicious compliance. 👍

[@AzatKupsuldaev]

15:45 the people were just like “oh, these look like long yellow things so let’s just name them ‘long yellow things’”

[@My-art-Rock]

LONG YELLOW THINGS (Funny name there)

[@DragonQueen999]

“Wheelheadism” and the “head up your ass” absolutely had me laughing my ass off! EDIT: can you do more funny videos like this? I haven’t laughed so hard in years!

[@Demongirl405]

He definitely never disappoint us

[@The-lame-one]

R u a bot

[@asehtebor]

Hi I am a nice imposter ✒️✒️

[@gigglezbaby1]

I'm not British but I was poor growing up and a good ass chip sandwich was the shit. Still hits the spot from time to time. 😅

[@whatdarkhero]

Agreed

[@leoncergaming7745]

A chip sandwich? Is that what I think it is? A bunch of fries between two slices of bread?

[@whatdarkhero]

@@leoncergaming7745 yes indeed

[@gigglezbaby1]

@@leoncergaming7745 sorry I should've put it but I think you guys call them crisps. I'm not sure but I mean a bag of crisps.

[@gabeangel8104]

@@gigglezbaby1to be honest, both are good. I'm not a chips (fries) person but one of the only 2 ways I do like them is in a chip butty (between bread). The other way is with melted cheese and gravy. Crisps sandwiches are also awesome. One of my favourite kinds of crisps to have in sandwiches is skips because it brings back good memories of when my cousin and I would eat skips sandwiches as kids

[@RequiemSol]

The 25 hour things is purposeful! I've seen several stores with a similar sign... its more likely to imply very hard that they never close lol

[@Bellecrose_]

26:26 "cucumber sandwiche-" My phone literally pause on its own the second he finished saying THAT

[@TheTarusSpaceManPlaysOfficial]

What is wrong with a cucumber sandwich? It’s good tho

[@ProsekaFan]

@@TheTarusSpaceManPlaysOfficialFR

[@_azpurr_]

I love how you can hear his slow decent into madness woth each entry 😭

[@dustinwimmer3999]

24:50 that door is for Stanford pine

[@mtlnascarfan]

In the baker's defence, I thought the cake looked exactly like Drake's profile. Outstanding job!

[@Gargoyle9172]

28:16 sometimes people will put the lid the other way around to make it easier to find than actually going around 5-10 minutes trying to find the manhole it is put backwards so if 1 was going back to what ever they been doing like on break, it can be found pretty quickly to what ever they be doing 😅

[@aureline09]

As a Finnish person, the six fingered thing was hilarious😂😂😂!!! I have traveled in vr train many times but never noticed that😂! And I can confirm that I have only 5 fingers!

[@SpSot]

I travelled from and to the Helsinki airport in July by train and I missed them. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@clarewillison9379]

I’m slightly disappointed that Finnish people have five fingers and don’t have fins. 😉

[@nellgwenn]

Now we know what the 6 fingered man did as a hobby. He was a designer for the Finish railway system.

[@ZeppelinEXAhmed]

4:57 this person should get the best employee of the year trophy. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Itemconflict]

For the 6-fingered hand, I think that's just the mark of Stanford Pines: Paranormal Researcher.

[@theafleuriot5750]

When he lost his cool from the pickle jar 🤣🤣😭😭

[@KierlynGrayson-zz5nb]

I feel like the people who failed to spell STOP on a stop sign failed like first grade

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

Also, "long yellow things" I lost it at that point. I found that to be hilarious

[@LisaBeta-42]

they asked an ape to name that fruits: Banana = long yellow thing / Cucumber = long green thing i.e. green banana...

[@isthisreally9876]

Omg 😂 this is hilarious! The commentator makes it even funnier

[@AGOTHWEDNESDAYT.V]

💯💯🎯😂😂💀

[@agentabsolute]

Excellent work, my friend :) You never disappoint us, unlike the people you showed in this video.

[@pay-2win]

BOT

[@bettyschneider5268]

​@@pay-2winLol 😆 🤖🤖🤖👾 how do u know that? 🤔🤭🥱🤨🧐🤗🤯

[@fordud]

@@pay-2winhow

[@karinaaaaaaaaaaah]

April fools 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shawie3884]

This is so funny, onion potato and water melon is the best 😂

[@estherelesho3127]

I love how the narrator doesn't narrate like a robot, it's obvious he's very human

[@thisaintart]

He had one job and did it right

[@fxp32]

Yes , it changes ..

[@devonboulden2496]

Well, he did make a mistake. Induction stovetops don't get hot without a pan. That's an electric stovetop.

[@trandom750]

14:54 the word “oh” on the captions replaced O with zero, the caption maker had ONE JOB.

[@CheeseTube777Official]

0ne job

[@robr2389]

Well, as a saying I once heard years ago went....."there's NO point in having any ignorance if you don't use it once in awhile".😂🤣

[@YourAverageProgrammer1]

8:19 "There's not a single cut on this *pie* "

[@tomansager1]

Yeah, a pizza *pie.* People call it that, just so you know.

[@Atreusbon]

Fr

[@diegoadriandanielarce2211]

Wow i dont find fails in his L O G I C

[@DION3ON]

The banana one actually HURT!!! HOW THE ACTUAL FRICK DO YOU FORGET WHAT A BANANA LOOKS LIKE!!! now that I got that out of my system: thank you for the great vid

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

He knew what it looked like, just forgot what it was called! 🤣

[@User-input]

The one where he painted, the curb is the perfect example of being wrong for all the right reasons

[@odinfromcentr2]

Yeah, that one looks like perfect malicious compliance. 😛

[@eclipse_wolf1245]

3:51 I've been in public restrooms like that. It's annoying.

[@DirgeTV]

"Cutting a cake like this, makes me want to cut you" I have never heard a threat with such a calm & casual delivery. Also, who is the psycho that cuts up a Pizza like that? I'm not a professional but surely it can't be that hard to carefully work out cutting it in half, cutting those halves in half and so on. 9:05 Let me guess: Allen was slacking on the job again, wasn't he?

[@hbic4242]

The soap dispenser thing is some shit my 8 year old would do proudly 😂

[@katarinatibai8396]

😂😂😂

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

At least that way it stays full.

[@mohamedas7880]

this is the first time i’ve seen be amazed get genuinely mad and i love it

[@andybreglia9431]

The one about the sink sensor reminded me about a funny story about a soldier and a sailor. They were on an airline flight. At a layover, they both needed to visit the latrine. As they got done, the sailor went to wash his hands. "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands after visiting the head." The soldier responded "In the Army, they teach us not to pee on our hands."

[@calebstrait1840]

For the power socket one I'll say this. I hope that the faucet runs distilled water. Not regular water, because it's the electrolytes in regular water that make it such a good conductor.

[@ZeoViolet]

Shall we also wish for the socket to be absolutely waterproof and not leak water into the wall behind it, causing untold amounts of damages? Yeah, pretty sure this photo was done as a gag.

[@terriwetz6077]

Umm, water is water. Especially bad when it comes into contact with electricity. I think it's a gag too. Probably just a sticker.

[@rozzler]

I'm guessing (hoping) it's a novelty sink overflow cover.

[@jgarbo3541]

Distilled water is not conductive but run through metal piping or taps it probably is.

[@ezikod3566]

I actually have seen sockets right above the water level a fish pond.And yes,they can be used.Not that anyone's used it nowadays but they probably did in the past

[@aquaRuHoshino]

7:22 *Makes a rhyme on Drake...

[@MGower4465]

2:48 Had this happen to me, except it was a fried scrubbing pad. I was suspicious why a piece of chicken was rectangular and cut into it instead of biting. Have never gone back there.

[@DuckSquad4]

Ah yes even my store is open 25hrs a day, 9 days a week 😆😂

[@agentlinrov1474]

I'm lucky that my Jollibee experience doesnt have deep-fried items in my order.

[@lordplague3555]

Honestly the creeper at 23:28 look rad as hell! I would buy it... maybe?

[@AGOTHWEDNESDAYT.V]

😂😂💀💯

[@VioletWhirlwind]

19:49 Aaaaactually...to be fair...there ARE female lions that sometimes grow manes...but it's rare. There are also males that DON'T grow manes. Confusing, right? Also, if a male lion is neutered, it will lose it's mane.

[@slavik.princess]

I've been a subscriber since 2015. My favorite videos are always the "You Had ONE Job" series.❤❤❤

[@MonkeyKingDev]

7:58 i dont care about the slices.. but what in gods great name IS THAT CAKE MADE OUT OF?!

[@frooskapoo3135]

FR

[@jeremiah311]

Poop worms and green thick acid green stuff

[@smartgoku9048]

as someone who works at a mcdonalds, burger mistakes happen a lot. happens with a high turnover rate and when its busy.

[@KeeshaMiller-fy3cu]

That drake cake had me dying. It was so funny. XD

[@rileymcdaniel5271]

The funniest thing to me about the noahs ark fairytale is the 2 male lions as "people" in the christain cult are usually pretty terrible people and usually hate queer people so that makes it even funnier

[@Mr.awesomesauce]

Dude, love the calm voice and humour hope you make a part three soon

[@DarkPrevaitor]

The worst thing was you calling that 26:20 "bread"... That is clearly toast.

[@Lucky_Born_In_2013]

@DarkPrevaitor He might just… uh.. yeah I’ve got no reasons to back him up in this situation-

[@Lucky_Born_In_2013]

Honestly…

[@thunderbrinevoltz931]

25:53 - Also, why on earth do the onions/potatoes/watermelons cost $498? Please tell me the giant $498 slapped on there doesn't actually mean the onions/potatoes/watermelons cost four hundred and ninety-eight dollars.

[@Imotbro]

No. You have to look carefully. The 4's and 98's don't look the same. The 98 are superscripted. Meaning, the 98 are cents, and the 4 are dollars. $4.98

[@b3taplay3r87]

2:04 As someone working in industries related to roadwork and construction, I can safely affirm that more people than we expect are actually colorblind and still working for these types of jobs. Heck, even some electricians I know are colorblind and color is a integral part of electricity, it's really freaky when we think about it.

[@ked49]

18:17 you know that was a joke that the media blew out of proportion. No one was eating tide pods until the news covered it and labeled it as a challenge

[@mirthenary]

18:40 in their defense, that gate might be for wheelchairs

[@kittenmatchvids6440]

That's what I figured it was. I found it humorous when he then went on about lack of accessibility.

[@allangarcia3868]

i love how be amazed usually has a calm monotone voice then loses it when there aren't pickles in a jar i love how be amazed usually has a calm monotone voice then loses it when there aren't pickles in a jar i love how be amazed usually has a calm monotone voice then loses it when there aren't pickles in a jar

[@BM0101]

Bro are you ok? 🤔🤗😊🗿

[@firewindentertainment]

@@BM0101 Might be a bot, on the bot channel, just maybe...

[@KimyrTheKlanceShipper]

Bot...?

[@WongLookChung]

same😂

[@kylakoch6075]

And you needed to explain this 3 times?

[@kevinmalloy514]

7:02 Drake before the beef 7:08 Drake after the beef