YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS - George Carlin

George Carlin speaking the truth and poking some fun at it.
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[@finn264]

George Carlin is like that cool uncle/grandpa you've always wanted

[@jamesscherbenske5985]

damm straight

[@MattsInTheBelfry]

He was the best conductor on Shining Time Station

[@detectivealien5994]

The uncle you look up to because he tells you shit about the world your parents never would

[@dreambeliever5150]

Most old people are bitter. Because there Fucking done with life and its bullshit lol

[@aBatwoman]

My dad was like this haha it was amazing.

[@crienospmoht]

He puts how FUCKED we all are so eloquently.

[@MartyHelbig]

eric t he always has.. that’s the trademark carlin...

[@t.d.2016]

@@baradyce. You mean nothing matters?

[@wishiwassleeping8382]

@@t.d.2016 yeah that's my take as well. There is a tangible meaninglessness to our existence. We live and die in vast numbers. Most people who ever existed are not known or remembered by anyone currently alive.

[@chloesavage4737]

LOL

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

The best thing you can do is not give a fuck. Don’t bother with voting, don’t bother with the news. Just focus on you, yourself, and your family And that’s it! Because think about this why would you waste your life getting angry at some other social group, gender, or person that just pisses you off for no reason and you’re only pissed to relate with the rest of the crowd? You’ll be hurting yourself no reason. We live in a world where unboxing shit gets you rich and famous. That idea is utterly stupid but? Fuck it! It’s not about you it’s not pissing you off so let it go away like a really wet, flappy fart

[@farhanyousaf5616]

"One group trying to control another, in other words, business as usual in America."

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

And the world in general. Humanity.

[@leedsjudson961]

This is not a stand up special. This is a TED Talk

[@jacobbellwood6184]

And not only America, all over the world

[@shepherd8171]

"Religion is what keeps the poor from eating the rich" - Napoleon bonaparte

[@tbanrs]

Oh yeah sure, bare hand poor people can "eat" the ones with most power, of course, and we all know that the poor are poor because the rich exist, right?...

[@coreywest9597]

@@tbanrs Did you forget about the French Revolution?

[@TheSoulBlossom]

@@tbanrs Wtf are you even on about?

[@Lysergic_]

@@tbanrs strength in numbers always wins. Sure the rich have weapons, armies, etc... but what about when the soldiers switch up, or when property gets stolen? How about when hackers get into their databases and software like they do commonly now? Imagine if the government had heat from the people. If that were to happen, than the only power the rich would have would be the power they use to move their bodies. Suddenly, the nametag associated with 'their' items disappears. Basically what I'm saying is you only own something if others agree so. If the people on top fuck up and lose that agreement, than it's game over.

[@kalafinwe5498]

Napoléon here refers to catholicism.

[@vinnieindigo9100]

"The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it." Brilliant but sadly true.

[@gonzavater]

"rights aren't rights if someone can take them away. they're privileges, that's all we've ever had..." fucking right

[@WeDeserveBetterNow]

Exactly.

[@gorginhanson]

No, not right. Fucking privilege

[@sethno1ram1]

Just think of the material he'd have now? He rip the shit out of it.

[@vyacheslavmislovic5089]

Absolutely, usa is trash. Look at these lockdowns.

[@bradshropshire5305]

it could be the same material

[@thehorse5307]

@@vyacheslavmislovic5089 I don't get it. So you're saying the lockdowns are bad?? Should we just let hospitals get overrun and have people dying left and right then? I guess I'm fine with that if it's in America.

[@vyacheslavmislovic5089]

@@thehorse5307 ya guy, they got so over run in Sweden. Should we lock down ever cold/flu season... I guess I didnt realize our bill of rights was only there when elected officials deemed it ok. Smh. Use your head.

[@incredulouslamias8052]

Conservatives are extra sensitive it’s like they always want to censor things that they don’t want to hear. Whether it’s music or movies or comedy I’m not a liberal but I tend to lean left because I believe movies can have important stories that need to be told I don’t care if there is a agenda or not Or if you say it’s propaganda The right want things to be kept quiet Not disturb But doing the right thing means disturbing the peace sometimes

[@DCNOC1]

"when injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson.

[@johnbush8381]

DCNOC1 commas are important

[@Seabee156]

It’s not gonna happen. We need more than half the country to rise up at once to fend off the government who have the police and military in their back pockets. People are only getting arrested by the ones or twos because they went surfing on a “closed beach” or a tattoo artist who opened his shop, trying to feed his children. The China Virus is a real test of how hard Americans will let the red, white, and blue cock be jammed up their assholes as we let our temporary privileges be taken away. There’s no fire left.

[@williamjones6486]

Jefferson owned slaves, it’s a nice line but considering the source kind of loses it’s power. I mean how “just” was it to own other people? Dude should’ve practiced what he preached

[@mongopoe5099]

I GUARANTEE all these fuckers gushing over a revolution are not saying anything about blatant, documented police brutality. The fucking irony

[@mongopoe5099]

William Jones well this commenter was talking about not being allowed to get a haircut.

[@23bballrox]

GEORGE CARLIN THE WORLD NEEDS YOU BACK!

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Carlin would be all over Trump, or I like to call him,"The Golden Douchebag".

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

Or as I saw somewhere in the comment section of some KZbin video: A Crotchwork Orange.

[@muriloninja]

Holy shit! Could you imagine his standup in todays world? Wow! He would have endless material to work with!

[@dscrd1]

@ Jake Davis lets hire some christians, they claim they can do it

[@josed.vargas3961]

[)(r[) you deserve an award

[@JoeyGaribaldi]

"Rights aren't rights if someone can take 'em away. They're privileges, that's all we've ever had in this country..." Well said

[@SwaggerNauts365]

Joseph Garibaldi Dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Rights can be violated, not taken away. Law is just writing. Unalienable rights are not given by a state you fucking mong. Carlin doesn’t understand the basic premise of basic human rights. He’s an arrogant dipshit and his fans worship him like a God (ironic).

[@ayami123]

@@SwaggerNauts365 Snow flake hahaha

[@tramquangpho]

SwaggerNauts365 the funny is his fan not worship him at all, just casually watched him, unlike the Chri.....;oops , I talked too much

[@richieblack8992]

George also asked where rights come from in the first place. Like money, politics, religion, and almost everything else, it was made up by humans. Also, if you drive in the northeast area near New York, there is no such thing as the Right of Way.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Example: car towed twice by city. Faught it both times and won. 1. How can i tell what 15 feet is if curb isn't marked? 2. If I'm parked a house away from where the no parking was marked...and the guy HAND WROTE his own info there (no joke) on the ticket. Yeah. Poor people apparently just pay 500.00 to get their cars back so they don't miss work. Secret: traffic court you'll be done in an hour or less.

[@Wolfdings]

As a non American I never heard of George Carlin before - and I am so sorry that I missed this for the past 36 years! What a gem for the world!!!

[@ErocNelson88]

Good actor as well

[@matthewskipper]

Welcome to the fan club. Nice to have you.

[@Boogalyhu]

If you’ve heard of Jon Stewart, Carlin is that comics main inspiration. He’s also a huge inspiration to most American comics.

[@thararamesh315]

"Rights aren't rights if someone can take 'em away. They're privileges" Can't get anymore true!!

[@1112viggo]

@@rpdbu8250 You only have a right to guns that won´t be a threat to modern soldiers. Abortion is free if you pay for it. Free speech is only allowed on the street corner, where few people can hear you. The rights of the press are meaningless since the friends of the rulers owns every newspaper in the country. And as far as voting goes you are free to vote for whomever you like, out of this preselected group of candidates that has been chosen for you. These right where "under threat" long ago. We are even past "under attack". The bill of rights is already burned to ashes and now they are in the process of pissing the embers...

[@TheRedCyndaquil]

"Backwards, upside down, Chinese Bible with half the pages missing" gets me everytime XD

[@nicolemajlat2768]

In braille 😂

[@darrenwells3642]

Me too 😆

[@penkatadrums]

+DyReN (TheRedCyndaquil) Braille :D

[@penkatadrums]

Is really chinese braille different than american braille? Isn't it like 1 universal language?

[@believeit3203]

+DyReN (TheRedCyndaquil) Nothing is funnier than absurd truth.

[@bigbundy8575]

1,000 years from now he'll go down as a philosopher instead of a comedian

[@girlslikeu277]

Ha if the human race makes it

[@Northern85Star]

*human species

[@morpheas768]

Its the same difference you moron. Human race is a substitute for human species, or human kind.

[@insertname7750]

Big Bundy yeah I could see that the Aristotle of today

[@learntospellpeople]

@M Z And here ladies and gentlemen, are the usual asinine 'thoughts' of a right wing conservative "mind". Always 30-50 years behind the rest of the human race.

[@richardlow5519]

The fact that a 70 year old man can make you laugh your head off and make you think about what he is saying says it all in my book, cheers George you were a class act.

[@MenverMan]

2021 and people haven't realized politicians are out for themselves

[@JoeBidenator1564]

Willfully ignorant

[@exodusn2233]

Anyone rooting for a politician because they honestly believe the politician cares about them or the country, is an idiot.

[@Aaron_Gentry]

Lookin at you, Lyin' and Flyin' Fled Cruz

[@dlein93]

Pretty sure millions of Americans were never allowed the illusion that politicians cared in the first place...

[@chamsali264]

Could you believe it? They have been acting against their national interests all the time. Makes you wonder who are they working for?

[@rerun374]

Maybe my parents weren't very attentive but.... I grew up with this old fucker. He was my idol!

[@grimblegrumble]

this dead fucker, perhaps?

[@Aaron_Gentry]

Well, if you want to get technical about it - yeah :)

[@rainmanslim4611]

well the atoms that made us are billions of years old, so we're all ancient

[@HangGlidingSouthAfrica]

SJWs is what happened...

[@janlovesmany712]

Zen Madster. Not the best of parents for sure.

[@BRBallin1]

This is not a stand up special. This is a TED Talk

[@kysier6015]

No it's not, because he actually knows what he's talking about.

[@Youtubeforcedmetochangemyname]

@@crispybatman480 how did he miss on this one

[@JoeyLevenson]

Kysier exactly what I was going to write!

[@JoeyLevenson]

Nope, he’s not trying to sell anything or get resume filler. Can’t talk Ted anymore. It’s junk food. This is pure protein!

[@unidentifiable1875]

What's TED talk?

[@MickeyT54]

George was an observer of mankind. And told it like it is.

[@johnrencheck2283]

And like it will be his skits from40 yrs ago hold more true today as it did back then

[@Esmeralda-gt6uf]

George was a stark realist and truth-teller.

[@nathanhaueter8684]

His jokes age like fine wine: they get better and better as time goes on.

[@xanderharris1104]

Just coming off a bill burr binge. He said Carlin was 1 of of his main influences. I c it now

[@sunshineny9180]

No kidding aa

[@SW-fk7eq]

With so much bullshit now they 100.

[@JoeyLevenson]

...and they get truer, if that’s even possible!

[@aeksinsang932]

Green_Plant 11 seriously I didn’t appreciate him until middle age

[@bobibest89]

George Carlin is not a comedian. He is one of the greatest philosophers in history.

[@211Appolo]

+Vincent LevskiFan And also a comedian. He's multi-talented.

[@jobimsgirl]

+Vincent LevskiFan But he doesn't philosophize , he really did complain a lot and then he wasn't a brooder. His contrasts are so very distinct and hysterical. Rich and illustrated humor. He allowed us to view ourselves as the dim witted, under nourished pimply kids of our pasts. He understands the complete use of the spoken and written language, the subtle vernacular which is frequently swept over by cold historians who would have us believe in a singular version to where there are no other probabilities - he examines truth through the language of words. In fifty years Carlin will still be relevant.

[@thechillhacker]

+Vincent LevskiFan Yes indeed.. a "Stand Up Philosopher" perhaps? seems like a title that has been used before (in a comedy written by another such) to refer to that particular, classical, type of comedian

[@pacoval4577]

+jn Leibniz, Spinoza and Nietzsche, and all the rest didn't make as much sense as Carlin does. Humor gets the message across quicker, too.

[@jobimsgirl]

Paco Val He's illustrated and the messages are loaded and loud. I saw him frequently at a club in the 70's where I was an employee and his delivery was laid back, it wasn't as quick as it had become during his latter years. During the last few years of his performances it seems as if his acts were speeding up - they were packed with so much damn good stuff - nothing was outside of his scope and nearly everything was a target. The man could not be suppressed. I miss him.

[@vothaison]

"You find me offensive? I find you offensive For finding me offensive"

[@francisconieves7330]

doesnt work out that way thats now my fucking reality fucking shit mist

[@MarianMurphy-rz8ej]

Some behaviours just are objectively offensive you know? One doesn’t get to make it up as they go along. That’s reality I’m sorry to inform you. The most mean spirited individual can say things like this. Doesn’t mean they’re interpreting life correctly and through the prism of a clean conscience. You could be on death row saying that! Anyone could say it.

[@reculate3332]

I worked with George Carlin in the 1990s. He was a gentle man with a big heart. I'm gay. He couldn't have cared less. He loved everyone... except phonies and liars. (And, unlike Tim Allen who swore at everyone during our photo shoot, George didn't curse at anyone. He treated everyone with respect.) I miss him. Genius comic.

[@TheQueenRulesAll]

That's lovely, thank you for sharing it.

[@chaserofthelight1737]

Yes, thanks so much for sharing that.

[@ManWithAMask_]

@Dude Sweet Who cares?

[@NightLightSTDO]

@Liberty AboveAllElse Then why are you on a George Carlin video? He was a leftist.

[@NightLightSTDO]

@Liberty AboveAllElse you are delusional if you ever think George Carlin would align himself with conservatives. He never identified himself with an American political party and was critical of politicians in general, as he thought voting was an illusion of choice, but he routinely shat on conservatives and hated them. He was an outspoken atheist who was very anti-religious, and in interviews he has specifically said that his views are left of center. Being non-pc as most comedians are does not make one "conservative". There are plenty of leftists that don't mind being offensive/saying offensive things, and conservatives like to generalize otherwise to paint them as "snowflakes". As if conservatives aren't even more sensitive on countless things, literally crying about Trump, their savior, not winning lmfao.

[@HarbingerOfBattle]

George Carlin was like a fine wine. He got better with age.

[@darkblood626]

And no matter how hard you try, you just cant ever find one that's the same.

[@chetanjeevsinghbains775]

"Until the wine spilt on floor"😢....Miss Him!

[@1112viggo]

lol don´t kid yourself he aged like milk! He became a sour, bitter drink that was guaranteed to upset my stomach, but god i loved him for it! There was a time when i drank a big ol glass of warm expired Carlin milk every night and lay up for ours contemplating how awful is humanity... He is sorely missed these days.

[@pacco9532]

I loved George Carlin! ‘It’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it’.

[@billwilliams699]

He sure lived it,didn't he?

[@christianfarina3056]

"What kind of a fucking goddamn God-given deal is that?" must be one of the best lines ever.

[@bollenium]

4:47 - "Ah fuck, here we go again!" lmao!

[@mca3870]

Tool??????????

[@ANTINATALIST_lewis]

LOL

[@simonrandall5471]

In old England they would brand you on your hand if committed a crime. So you raise you hand to show whether or not you are a criminal. Thats where raising your hand comes from.

[@markbeckett7740]

@@shanehughes740 your missing the point

[@markbeckett7740]

@@shanehughes740 No. Whats the message you take from his words? i dont understand what you think he's trying to say?

[@delicatessant]

Luxf4rd t

[@markbeckett7740]

@@shanehughes740 wrong

[@cosmojenkins3020]

Simon Randall Interesting. But yeah, like, Why is it still relevant? And why in a country that enforces separation of church and state do we put our hand on the bible? Lol

[@fstrgray82]

Another Carlin monologue that fits perfectly in today's times.

[@Howtokillacop420]

They all do

[@Anudorini-Talah]

? show me one that doesnt fit lmao

[@Dusan_Zdravkovic]

Visit serbia... it's even worse.

[@monikab.6540]

sadly so timeless still...

[@aidanpiccuirro1840]

the only reason it fits is because nothing has changed, if anything its gotten wayyyyyy worse

[@richardbarry04553]

“Get fuckin real” ... Words to live by

[@chrisd8760]

“So god forgot a couple of things like....SLAVERY, for instance. Just fucking slipped his mind” something about that, never gets old. I don’t know if it’s the delivery or substance, it god dam its so hilarious and true

[@CalamityDiamond]

"Just when these American citizens needed their rights the most, their government *took 'em away* and rights aren't rights if they can be taken away." That about sums it up.

[@HavocLoods]

Reminds me of Guantanamo Bay. People don't change, we just get better toys.

[@enigma.records6783]

@@HavocLoods facts 👌🏼💯

[@miguelr246]

no one has ever nailed it quite like him.

[@zachmikovitz5616]

GreaterGood510 for as long as there is a universe there will be an infinite number of people who will nail it like him

[@mgsa5722]

@GreaterGood510 No, every once in a while there r exceptional persons around

[@rraune7515]

Like Jesus to the cross

[@minirampbonden7927]

bill hicks is kinda on the same track

[@dahpizzaboy6149]

weedandhugs was*

[@milfordcivic6755]

George Carlin was a visionary. He told everyone far in advance what would happen. But, people are still asleep and ignorant.

[@altlandf]

Like ppl today. We have gov wolf in pa. He issues unlawful orders! He get's his advice from richard levin. A children doctor!

[@metaspherz]

Yeah, George was talking about other people, but NOT about you, right? Riiiight!

[@mckavitt13]

Milford Civic Yes. And he was necessary.

[@dennisalvarado5134]

Everyone's too busy worried about feelings that's the only thing that matters now. Fuck facts. What a time to be alive.

[@earthwormsim8068]

We are all ignorant. This includes George Carlin. That's the thing about ignorance, we are ignorant of the fact. To be ignorant though, is not a bad thing. It's is an opportunity for learning. To better oneself and henceforth, the world.

[@davidb9474]

*11months into a 2 week shutdown* George Carlin is yelling "i told you so" from the grave.... [the only edit is to update the number of months we've been in this hell]

[@ivanlongo8725]

The late great George Carlin 👏👏👏

[@TheEfarfan]

Went right over your head didn't it Dave?

[@LightCrasher]

@Nick West this makes me wonder what country are you from. That kind of thinking is too complicated for most americans.

[@LightCrasher]

@Nick West Make no mistake, its not people's fault for the most part. Carlin is right, system is actively working against people. Under capitalism major masses has only 1 main purpose - to consume watever industry is pumping out. He is kinda rude, but many things he said were spoken like true old scool communist, if you think about it. And the more time passes, the more obvoius it becomes that he got it right.

[@definitelynotcrazyrei3890]

I mean, your silly country could have just done what Japan did; Universal Mask Policy. GASP.

[@hanndonfield91]

i crack up everytime i listen to George and the sad thing is everything he says is so painfully true we have to laugh otherwise we would cry

[@charlesdavis7142]

Look up on google----global truth project----click The Present. It answers all of life’s biggest questions and can turn this world right side up from the beginning of it. Nothing is more important than reading it.

[@YM-zf8mt]

that's actually the thing, remove the audience laughter and what he is saying is actually depressing af

[@joshlasky8138]

@@charlesdavis7142 aa

[@henrlima87]

Even sadder is that this doesnt happen just in the states. Its global.

[@MegaAluchi]

@@charlesdavis7142 is this from religious point of view?

[@path2347]

George Carlin is a truly a man ahead of his time

[@EXPLISITemcee]

Yeah thats why he is here now... but left.. because nothing changed since he left... he was RIGHT!

[@flatplant]

No he was perfectly with the times, most people around him were just way behind.

[@deborahapostolou8078]

The beauty of George Carlin is that he's able to take the every day situations and point out the absurdity of them. For me, no one can hold a candle to him. The best then and now!!

[@isabelperezvalencia2917]

Everyday I feel like I really need George Carlin’ in my life. But he’s in my everyday life.

[@wxnd3r45]

This guy really help me to see people differently. He is on point with everything he say about people in general.

[@BlueHooloovoo]

Carlin is right. Human rights are really just privileges bestowed by nation states who have the power, money and fortitude to make them. At anytime those privileges can be rescinded by the government in power. They are a purely human construct kind of like paper money.

[@MaghoxFr]

+BlueHooloovoo Doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that. It's just an observation.

[@BlueHooloovoo]

MaghoxFr Tell that to all these human rights groups that keep harping on about it.

[@MaghoxFr]

BlueHooloovoo He just made an observation. HUman rights movements, I'm sure know that. They just work for what they think would lead to a better society. Or whatever they think really, probably they kust get their kicks from breaking people's balls anyway.

[@normalizedinsanity4873]

+BlueHooloovoo Yes, right on bro!! money, law, religion, race, creed, nationality, culture....The matrix.

[@carlo1831]

I would tell that to all these human rights groups. And when they wanted to argue that we do have rights, I'd say, "Well, what about all those American citizens of Japanese descent in World War II that had committed no crime except being born of the wrong parents? What about their rights? If the government can take away their rights (which they did) then they can take away anyone's rights. And what about the Patriot act? Go lie to someone else. Cause I ain't buying it.

[@auntjemima6383]

I wish George Carlin was still alive.

[@jhonathanmarquez9987]

Don’t we all

[@babyflune]

I miss you jemima

[@babyflune]

H Ma don’t be talking about my aunt like that homie

[@inthevault9603]

Aunt Jemima If he was still alive Trump’s bullshit would’ve given him even more reason to live.

[@zachhunter8962]

If their is a God then George wishes he was still alive too 😂

[@OffTheLeashWT]

"Keeping it and expanding it" those are the key words about the government power right there.

[@modernstrikeguns341]

He was always telling us the Truth!! RIP George. He was a good kind soul.

[@unclejane9819]

One of the most intelligent men to have shared this planet with us in our time.

[@paudelamarianaoancea3761]

true

[@F34RGLS]

It is sad if you belive that's true

[@erichquinones598]

False

[@yes-wo7qn]

Aha!

[@jajupa78]

Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking were pretty smart as well. Most of Georges ideas come from Sagan/Hawking. He just made them sound funny. On the shoulders of Giants.

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

Love George Carlin. The last bastion of reason in this insane world.

[@SovereignStatesman]

+Malcolm Nicoll IOW you're a simplistic fuck who gets validated by an old simplistic fuck. Never confuse narcissism with introspection.

[@malcolmnicoll1165]

I love you too, Tom Evans

[@SovereignStatesman]

john marcey Sorry little boy, gotta wash your mouth out with soap. Then FLUSH it.

[@JOHNMARCEY]

+Tom Evans good comeback..I bow down to you ...

[@trendior2503]

+Malcolm Nicoll The last? Get out of the cave, Malcolm.

[@wecandobetter9821]

Mr Carlin was and still is a legend. Someone who basically told it like it was and could care less if it offended anyone. Thanks for the memories George

[@AVoiceForThePeople]

It's easy to attack people who allow themselves to be attacked. It is also easy to speak broadly

[@HumanCarBomb]

"God forgot a couple of things like, Slavery! Completely just slipped his f***ing mind" lol - The "genius" of Carlin! (:

[@paulwilliamson995]

Daniel D'Angelo When Joseph was sold by his brothers God delivered him to become Pharaoh's Right hand man, likely the highest social status at the time....next to the fucking Pharaoh blasphemous child with little faith

[@SovereignStatesman]

+Google spies on you Yeah a pre-Jurassic strawman, real "genius. If he only had a brain.

[@bezdelnicar]

+Tom Evans He had a brain and knowledge,you have a brain but no knowledge,you can't see the differences because you don't have a knowledge.

[@SovereignStatesman]

Spase Risteski I've forgotten more than you'll ever know, and I never forget anything. Carlin claimed that war was old men sending young men to die to protect their wealth, but that's wrong-- it's to get them MORE. Carlin also said that voting didn't make any difference, but that's also wrong-- it DID make a difference before Lincoln re-wrote history to transfer final power to the federal government.

[@bezdelnicar]

Tom Evans You are talking like my grandmother,how old are you?

[@JoaoGabriel-nb1hb]

This isn't a comedian, this is a teacher, giving us life lessons one after another and eventually telling one joke or two

[@ericcartman1425]

Yep! That's why I like him!

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

No one is perfect but Carlin comes close in sooo many ways.

[@Wavecattt]

He is both

[@seansecker9398]

The world is the joke

[@tylsimys67]

@@seansecker9398 Yes, but it would be a happy joke if got rid of few things: 1) overpopulation 2) religious beliefs 3) our nature destroying energy sources.

[@chadsekeras9747]

We need more people like this because he called it like it was is. Society has gotten so soft that we can't laugh about anything.

[@bjornsfather]

In today's day an age, I sure wish George was alive he'd have so much material to work with. Long live his message! Thank you Mr. Carlin!

[@vashon100]

And vs an

[@kylefox666]

If Carlin were president I'd live in the US

[@aregnav]

Too bad he's dead...

[@creepyoursmile1654]

Steven A dead George Carlin would be infinitely better than anybody else we elect. Wasnt it George himself that suggested the idea of electing a dead President? *Edit*: Nope, it was Lewis Black. Regardless, I would still vote for George Carlin.

[@madmanszalinski]

The Creeper I was about to say the same damn thing. And I'm sure Lewis would serve on his Cabinet.

[@creepyoursmile1654]

madmanszalinski Oh yes. That would be a fun cabinet/Presidency for sure.

[@aregnav]

The Creeper I fully agree with you- Just kind of sad that he died so early...

[@VeN0m88]

I learned more from Carlin than any school teacher throughout my years. His work will live on & on.

[@djshumon]

My greatest teacher is my self.

[@obakengmoshobane4590]

@The Wraith we both know both trigonometry and chemistry never taught you shit that actually benefitted your life.

[@obakengmoshobane4590]

@The Wraith You admitted that it's influence is limited meaning like the original comment we're both replying to how has it taught you or benefitted you more in a stable congruent manner permanently meaning a timeless lesson you could tape and keep in safe keeping for your children and their children.

[@obakengmoshobane4590]

@The Wraith I never said "anyone" did I?the original comment you replied to meant he learnt more from Carlin then school could,"a permanent timeless lesson".

[@obakengmoshobane4590]

@The Wraith And I asked how it benefitted you In a more stable congruent manner you didn't answer instead you attempted to twist my words.

[@jamesbias1200]

We need more people like george in the world, R.I.P. George

[@Buckeye_4_Life_]

"You don't have rights in this country you have temporary privelages" Wow. So true.

[@optimusprime4542]

I wish he was still alive to comment on today

[@heldercapela]

Optimus Prime454....whats good never lasts....he`s was unique and his legacy never dies .

[@edwarddeal6948]

Optimus Prime454 no.. he'd want to be dead...or in a coma

[@ernestcotton9324]

Optimus Prime454 . He is alive to me, I think about what he said and apply it. It's true and I enjoy my life more by listening to him

[@heldercapela]

ERNERT COTTON ...YOU ARE RIGHT, VERY SMART

[@freewilldummies1603]

helder capela I enjoy his comedy, George Carlin and Chris Rock are the best 😁 I enjoy real life jokea & dark humor 😃

[@AaronQ1222]

"The God excuse; The last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." Bam.

[@SmokeAlotmarij]

AaronQ1222 Pathetic you are

[@prayeveryday4262]

SmokeAlotmarij the mightily skilled green elf with a 3 foot glow stick has spoken...

[@SmokeAlotmarij]

Mista Middle fingers Sure, I have strong arguments to support my comment, how about you? Elfs, glowing sticks, you serious?

[@prayeveryday4262]

SmokeAlotmarij ffs man it's a joke about yoda dude

[@SmokeAlotmarij]

Mista Middle fingers Sorry I am watching some footage from Vegas and got pissed off :( it is all just no words :(

[@YTPartyTonight]

Today the U.S. Supreme Court struck down Roe. As an article at The Atlantic says about this morning, "If the Supreme Court Can Reverse Roe, It Can Reverse Anything". Once again George Carlin was incredibly prescient, years ahead.

[@thisisanewusername4662]

EXACTLY.

[@ohhellyeah2878]

But that was a good thing. And since you leftists openly oppose free speech rights, youre not in a position to say anything, guy.

[@YTPartyTonight]

@@ohhellyeah2878 Your gaslighting troll game is weak. Don't, cough... Say, cough... Gay, cough... , Ron D.

[@ohhellyeah2878]

@@YTPartyTonight Pure projection. Y'all do indeed hate free speech, and is one more reason why we red states and you blue states need to separate.

[@YTPartyTonight]

@@ohhellyeah2878 What’s that you say about pure projection?

[@annakryzilinski4748]

Fuckn right on! My sister, in front of a judge, lied her ass off so she could win the court case and a $ 2 million inheritance that wasn't hers. She got away with it, I got zero.

[@remymilleon1650]

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[@CrazyFunnyCats]

3:55 The police lie in court Carlin was a humours activist telling truths to help society

[@2Zero8discipline]

They will lie more to convict than you will to get off. Judges always believe the police testamony over a defendant or his attorney. A defense attorney has a license that can be taken away by the State which usually is the Plaintiff in criminal cases. Almost 95% of the time people make a plea bargain deal because the State overcharged for the aledged crime committed and don't want to spend more of your money to go to trial and people don't want to stay in jail for a crimes that they didn't commit.

[@allys744]

“Swearing on the Bible: does God really care what hand you use?” 😂

[@cloudstrife206]

ALLY S ‘quote from video’ 😂

[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

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[@RyanSmith-wo2pi]

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[@francisconieves7330]

the fuck is it your fucking business and dont psychedelics got more to say than you?

[@gregabrams5792]

These are not jokes, these are facts.

[@conbonison4378]

He hit the nail on the head about law enforcement.

[@clintoncampbell236]

The only Rights you have are... Right this way! 👉🏻

[@God_of_Destruction_Kakarot]

I like you. That was clever.

[@antoniomontana5778]

@@God_of_Destruction_Kakarot Well, he is quoting George Carlin!!!

[@anhbayar11]

In to the eternal camp......enjoy.....

[@crylo1044]

I choked on my doritos when he said "what's my mother going do? Come up and haunt" xD I missed this guy so much

[@Sakkiuh]

Lmao.

[@olddoggeleventy2718]

He doesn't know" MY" mother...lol ( well, didn't)

[@user-1999emperor]

Carlin is like the great teacher we never had! I'll miss him so much. Imagine how much he would discussed about in today's society!

[@falconeshield]

So many right wingers would've been triggered by Carlin's truth

[@retroboomer3197]

@@falconeshield The book burners and the women's rights takers, thinks George is on their side. lmao!

[@BBQFanNo1]

​@@falconeshield I find a lot of hypocrite orthodox far left wingers also today who also hate Carlin. Myself I'm more of a right of center person but a lot of stuff that Carlin stated I agree with. Plus persons who have met Carlin in private stated he was one of the most humble, kind and polite humans they have ever experienced meeting.

[@marcmartin3027]

This man really left an impact on me only as young teen, introducing me to be a critical thinker. He is certainly missed in these crazy times. Thanks k you George.

[@RasaCartaMagna]

*"Just when these American citizens needed their rights the most... Their government took 'em away."* Think about that, folks.

[@jaydavids6485]

I have to watch Carlin when I'm beyond pissed at everything. The best therapy!!!

[@mskay9597]

Jay Torr I know right, me too! George Carlin is the best!

[@spiritualopportunism4585]

Yeah, also for reminders. Hard to get his quotes out of my head.

[@robertsmith7637]

Fuckong a

[@stressbelden4478]

Jay........you let your true colors show. That is Carlin. He and his followers hate everything. What a way to go thru life.

[@Extreme11]

@@stressbelden4478 better than Belden up Stress in silence our whole lives lmao

[@scotthunter2607]

Funny thing is is they're not jokes he's talking reality!!!

[@christophervanzant6951]

I seen him on this tour and at age 70 he is still a force to be reckon with. God Bless You George.

[@vashon100]

Saw vs seen

[@ltchugacast131]

My great grandfather was a world war 2 veteran. He has this little gem. “They are only rights when men like you and me stand in the way of those who wish to take them. Rights can only remain immortal on paper. In the real world, they require fresh blood to remain upheld.”

[@spiritualopportunism4585]

Hardcore, activates my fight or flight response.

[@prolibertate4924]

That is similar to the Thomas Jefferson quote " The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants" If we sit complacent with the way our government does things, then we will lose our rights those brave men died for.

[@vegas7023]

@@prolibertate4924 Fuck you and your slave owning masters! America was born to be what it is today! From George Carlin's mouth to you: full of BULLSHIT!

[@mystdragon8530]

Rights are either God given or they are just opinions. You must fight for rights given by God, but is it’s just opinion then it doesn’t matter.

[@Quoteunquot3]

@@vegas7023 America was born to be what it is today? Everyone losing their rights and being robbed by the richest in the country? What are you getting all worked up about? He quoted one of the men who created this nation's ideas of freedom and prosperity. The vile aggression in your comment let's me know all I need to know about you. Hopefully you will mature and learn other perspectives and how to not behave spoiled when people talk about things you disagree with.

[@masercot]

Carlin never died. He just started lifting weights, eating more and he became Mike on Breaking Bad.

[@chadrasmussen3685]

flor wast he's screaming up at us lol this is coming from a christain

[@heldercapela]

you`re fucking right.....he`s a legend and never will die.

[@TheDominicanboy260]

The scary part where they're both 5'9" look it Up!

[@garethm3242]

Brilliant

[@heldercapela]

Gareth M .....fucking brilliant all right !

[@TerraRubicon]

George Carlin was also a great philosopher. One of the best the U.S. ever had.

[@dlitone7121]

Hes a genius or a time traveler he is wise beyond words hes more than a comedian hes the truth were in 2020 and hes all of our inner voice #grateful

[@MrFirextinguisher]

If he was all our inner voices we’d be the next step of evolution and become balls of energy or something

[@chriskats3368]

I'm a Christian. But I really like watching George not matter if I agree or not. Everyone should. If you believe on something you should also check the opposite ideas and beliefs. Peace

[@noahdempsey3329]

Same Here.

[@APOLLO-dy8rc]

@alec ordway you obviously haven't then you ignorant fool

[@othc44]

@alec ordway some people like you have turned atheism into a toxic cult that puts all people in the same basket, your whole purpose in life is to assault theists and offend them in any way possible, so how enlightened are you exactly?

[@justinemarkdajay7485]

@@othc44 wdym toxic? The other guy started calling him "ignorant" and it's the other guy's fault for saying an insult in return?

[@mrcody333cam]

That’s why he called it a civics lesson. Btw they no longer require civics in US classrooms. Not in the agenda.

[@lilal42030]

THE GREATEST AMERICAN WHO EVER FUCKING LIVED

[@vccancerkill5047]

Highly doubt it

[@sunfire5790]

+Eric Huckaby fuck your doubt

[@deckofcards87]

this guy and Bill Hicks were the only comedians offering us use of our brains

[@johnmoonitz2968]

Don't forget Lenny Bruce . . . Carlin would not have been Carlin without the influence of that brilliant man

[@tiborvivi]

"american"? Since when a jew is American?????

[@postive-vibes]

All the way up until the end, he still had it. Amazing.

[@PrinceIsot]

George Carlin is the one comedian that will always be relevant, season after season he never goes out of style 😎

[@valeriegriner5644]

The weird thing is....the Bible warns NOT to SWEAR any OATHS...so why do they do it?

[@ReconNarwhal]

Valerie Griner There’s a million contradictions between what is taught and what is practiced. Coveting is literally the basis of most economic systems in predominately Christian countries yet is considered a sin and Jesus is also against materialism which doesn’t really jive with millionaires and billionaires now does it?

[@lacrospilacrospi3465]

The bible says NOT TO PROMISE OR SWEAR. That's the Catholics

[@MattK_lovesYah]

Yeah it’s to manipulate people so technically they’re using it correctly

[@mitchwilson1969]

Almost nobody actually follows the rules in the bible. Its just a prop, like Carlin said, to guilt people who don't read it into doing what they're told by authorities. If someone says "do what the bible says" they're most likely just trying to scam you.

[@Thormedor]

"The American Catholicism" is at minimum a joke. And they really like to disregard the New Testament whenever it gets too ""liberal"", nowadays the "catholic christians" just ignore the Pope as well, who flat out said that global warming is a man-made and most importanly, a moral issue. At it's "best", it's a political entitlement for them. Interestingly "religious rights" only mattered the last 5 decade when other rights "had to be curbed" to comply with it, but thrown out the window right the second when it's not beneficial. They only give a shit when "the rule" have to apply on someone else, which conveniently just misread enough to perfectly align with their agenda or biases. So, yeah, I can see how you can't understand as a catholic why they don't abide by the rules, but the answer is, they can't care less about their actual duty, just the act of self-righteous indignation when people fail to comply with their worldview, presented by them as a "higher truth".

[@Krendin]

This made me realize that I've never looked up "Wikipedia" on Wikipedia.

[@silvergameofthrone]

u mean sh**tipedia ?

[@ssj2227]

Damn❤

[@ohwellwhateverr]

@Szilárd Maku What's wrong with correcting misinformation?

[@ikiliousdasylouiyasbdetyw9124]

@@ohwellwhateverr not misinformation but zionist "interpretations" as part of their information campaigns

[@sjmryu6144]

sadly i havent done so until you mentioned it 😂

[@gregabrams5792]

We need George Carlin in 2020 more than ever!

[@ConnorMiller417]

George Carlin was such an iconic person who was ahead of his time. He used comedy to speak the truth because it’s the only way you’ll get almost everyone to agree with you. Those closest to Carlin will tell you that he was a man with a big heart. He was kind and soft-spoken. The George onstage was a character he created to get his point across. He was one of a kind and we desperately need him now more than ever. RIP George. ❤

[@Nabo42]

"Is this hand shit really important?" - George Carlin, asking the tough questions

[@mikematthews3602]

This is the most enlightening piece of his material. We'll forever miss him.

[@ThatVinylChannel]

I saw him perform about 6 months before he passed away. Amazing guy! RIP.

[@michaelcarvlin7348]

This was the last piece in the last stand up of his career. This trajectory of comedy as an art continued to ascend right up to the last 10 minutes here. This is his best piece alongside "Advertising Lullaby-American Bullshit". This is flat out social commentary and enlightenment.

[@guynese977]

he predicted this shit!

[@ESU77]

He was awake and aware and tried to wake up the masses with his comedy.

[@jasonmurdoch9936]

Unfortunately it hasn't worked or at least on a mass scale anyways

[@mashaminkova9166]

George Carlin got much better jokes as he got older! He's my favorite comedian.

[@UltimateOmegaRed]

This has aged well.

[@mybabysattire5857]

Slam Dunk Truth from George! Raw and uncut! He tells it like it is! Much respect to him!

[@pranksterguy1]

I sure miss George Carlin!

[@openskies11]

People get all butthurt when somebody points out the fallacy behind their "rights."

[@lancelot7507]

openskies11 like you, l

[@Alex-gd3fk]

openskies11 its better than living in Russia where your whole family dissapears if you show any sign of discontent with the government

[@duewhit310]

Humans have been treated like shit since the beginning. It takes a special kind of coward to think that American government past or present actually cares about it's citizens or even global human dignity. "the system works" because YOU got it better than others??? And THEY must be lazy or stupid??? We gotta face it. Power is a means and an end. It does not uphold human dignity. It destroys it.

[@54356776]

@@Alex-gd3fk What decade do you live in? That happened in Stalin's soviet union and you're clueless if you think people don't "dissappear" in every single country on the planet. Hell the U.S. just straight up assassinates people on live t.v. and blames a "psycho gunman" or "terrorists" and everyone falls for it.

[@Alex-gd3fk]

@@54356776 lmao you're insane. Thank you for reviving a 7 month old conversation no one gives a fuck about. Never talk to me again, goodnight.

[@longovsky5904]

“Oh yeah well I have a right to my opinion and my opinion is you have no right to your opinion” - welcome to 2020 folks

[@bluecollarstacker]

The greatest.. it's so sad that we have so few realistic thinking people, and now even one less. Miss you George.

[@ringo1692]

Shoot the fuck and walk away - George Carlin mic drop, lol

[@Azza842]

George Carlin is in a Hell'ova Heaven..

[@Infam0usKiller]

+Ahmed Shaban haha, nice pun, Quran humper.

[@Jesusbcappin]

Thank you George for all of your hard work.

[@thebigbrain1573]

Every wi-fi, phone, and computer needs to watch this.

[@supafuckinmingster]

Best. Comedian. Ever.

[@jazzmusiclover6473]

For those who disliked this video, you are the reason why this country is the way it is. Believing and accepting what the U.S. govt puts in your mouth and head. Basically throwing loggs at the fire. Appreciate this man for educating you the core truth of reality during his era which lives till this day.

[@JohnSmith-uu3rm]

fuck America.....burn it down... it's a freak show!!

[@JohnSmith-uu3rm]

guthax30 I stopped filing/paying income taxes ten years ago so I don't fund the programs that give assistance to illegal border crossing people.... hahaha! fuck the government!

[@jameshofman321]

@Matthaeus Radium We fix it by coming together. Love your neighbor have their back and they will have yours. When enough people come together and we work together for a common goal we can beat these freaks who think they own the planet. The ONE and ONLY thing they don't expect and haven't planned for is for people to come together.

[@JoseRodriguez-pq5sz]

NO ASSHOLE IS YOU LEFTIST POS THAT CLAIM THIS BS BECAUSE YALL AFRAID OF THOSE OF US THAT UNDERSTAND THAT WE DO HAVE RIGHTS AND DO HAVE A CONSTITUTION. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

[@JoseRodriguez-pq5sz]

John Smith fuck you asshole GET THE FUCK OUT THEN

[@lucas3918]

Growing up, watching Carlin videos like this was a formative experience for me. He truly helped build the foundation of who I am as a person