"You insensitive prick! Do you know how much that stings?!" | Men In Black (1997) | Now Comedy

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[@lukacunningham342]

J: “You remember” K: “No I don’t” J: “Then how do you know it grows back!” K: “It grows back?”

[@seanmorriscoversongs]

Real nice and that's the last time I help of a friend

[@EskelWilson]

Great actor

[@RobertEskuri]

I like how Jeebs can regrow a new head but his eyes are still crossed. 😵‍💫

[@kingbeef66]

It’s either because as an alien he can’t truly uncross his eyes, or the more times his head gets shoot and regenerates, it becomes more and more deformed. That would explain why he looks even more deformed with his big nose in Men In Black 2.

[@SebastianJVW]

Well imagine you're someone that knows this guy. His crossed eyes are really prominent, if he went from cross-eyed to normal you'd definitely notice. It'd raise a lot of questions: How did they get fixed? Surgery? How would a pawn shop owner in a crappy neighbourhood like that afford that? And even if he could afford it, if you'd just seen him the day before, how did it heal that quickly? If the wrong person came to the wrong conclusion, it could lead to scrutiny from the cops or the IRS, which could lead pretty quickly to him needing to get a new identity. Plus something really obviously weird, like being cross-eyed, can be useful in a disguise. Strange behaviour is more expected when you look strange. Plus, spies will often include one very eye-catching detail in their disguises (eg, weird facial hair, an odd piece of clothing, fake facial tattoos, etc), so that that becomes the only thing that sticks out in people's memories, making it harder to remember the rest of their appearance. If he ever needs to go on the run, all he has to do is uncross his eyes and change his clothes, and nobody would recognise him.

[@mrfumetsu]

If you watch closely, the lazy eye actually switches sides.

[@architect42]

One eye is looking on us, the other is on the Caucasus

[@TheFlyingZulu]

To me it looked like his right eye was the "good" one on his first head. On his second head, the left eye looks like the good eye. lol.

[@Bobaklives]

0:18 subtle sound design when the car powers down-a hint that it’s more than it looks as we see later.

[@MurcuryEntertainment]

Good catch.

[@kirbyofthestarsfan]

Oh my god all the details I never caught on as a kid lol

[@yourcollegedebt8384]

Honestly love how, when K pulls his weapon, J thinks he's making it a good cop/bad cop thing. But the *instant* K fired, J pulled his own gun and tried to make an arrest.

[@wakka0222]

This thing was amazingly well CGI-ed for something that came out of 1997. It had no right to be as good as it was, but there it is.

[@alceusrydan6237]

Really from 1997? That’s crazy

[@raven4k998]

@@alceusrydan6237 yeah it is, the CGI back then was cutting edge for the time.

[@KenMasters.]

1997. The year where we almost got a Venom movie, but got cancelled for Blade instead.

[@VicSKwan]

@@KenMasters.blade was still pretty good though

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

It's because 90s CGI was very thought out by the animators. Every sweat of effort went into making computer graphics as close to perfection as possible, unlike today where CG became as shallow as 1 cent (even though the technology got better).

[@Unholycero]

I can only say I still Love Tony Shaloub in this role. He plays it perfectly.

[@Leonf123]

Literally

[@Leonf123]

I love the hours 😂

[@Leonf123]

Also good in galaxy quest

[@IronMan-tk8uc]

Since this is a Barry Sonnenfeld flick, 4 years earlier, he appeared as a sailor in the anthologic sequel Addams Family Values.

[@stevetennispro]

Yeah, he's a real headliner. ;)

[@traviselrod7803]

“He looked alright to me.” Underrated funny line and delivery.

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

3:16 Agent K’s giddy drunken laughter is contagious 😂

[@DaelinD]

If you want more of it, there's Batman Forever from 1995. Your joy will turn to hate after watching about a third of it, because Tommy Lee Jones is fucking awful in that film.

[@HadoukenSpammer]

I kept imagining K dragging J to a restaurant, ordering food and setting up the table while calculating how much time he got left before Edwards wakes up.

[@billyjoejimbob75]

I don't

[@EvMund]

when they neuralize someone they become extremely suggestible for a while. K probably just told J to follow him and sit down

[@The-Deadite]

​@@EvMundthe neuralizer sounds like such a terrifying concept on the hands of the wrong person....

[@buddylove346]

Tony Shaloub has played so many different roles and he will impress you in each one from Wings to Monk he can do it all.

[@shaukanto6406]

Also he is the main lead in the horror movie Thirteen Ghosts.

[@darthwader4472]

01:25 That is a pretty quick draw from officer Edwards...

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

“I warned him.”

[@mrmr_zoomie]

@@DRSTRANGELOVEIN “You warned him.”

[@FallenOne669]

​@@mrmr_zoomie "Don't make me kill you."

[@doctordre005]

02:05 I love K's split eye flare like he's about to curse jeebs that instant but immediately regain his composure but then ended up still cursing jeebs 😅

[@Mscldrew]

That was some grade A good cop, bad cop technique 😂

[@NormAppleton]

That was some grade A Chinese restaurant stuff. J remembers otherwise he wouldn't go there.

[@wookieninja8794]

"Be there or be square." Oh man what a throw back to my youth lol

[@danielmontes2354]

What does it mean to be square?

[@FranciumBoron]

@@danielmontes2354 According to a Google search, "The expression be there or be square means that if one declines to attend an event, one is considered “uncool.” It implies that the event will be exciting. Someone who doesn't attend is boring. Origin of Be There or Be Square. The idiomatic word square originated between WWII and the 1950s beatnik era. ... It is related to the slang term "square". A square is a person who is old-fashioned, conventional, traditional; i.e: not trendy, not cool."

[@EskelWilson]

​@@danielmontes2354 it means to be hip

[@JHN12x12]

@@EskelWilson it does to Huey Louis and the News (the 1986 song Hip to Be Square), but in this case, it doesn't. this was more like un-hip, "like L7, daddy-o!" -- dull and conventional.

[@michaelkarnerfors9545]

"this one's eating my popcorn". This is such a classy call-back. This references the 1973 Oscars winner for best film, "The Sting". The joke goes like this: "Guy with a duck can't bring the pet into the theatre, slips the duck down his pants and smuggles it in. Inside, he opens his fly and the duck stick his head out to watch the show. The couple in the next seats over notices, one says to the other... "You see what I see?!" "Yeah, so what, you seen one, you've seen 'em all." "Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn!"

[@andrewconnacher3606]

You learn something new every day. I’d never in almost 26 years on this planet heard that joke before

[@289cobra9]

The Sting is one of the greatest movies ever!

[@bacilluscereus1299]

I can't even 🤯

[@stevemiller.]

I love how he says go put your thing down

[@andyphillips1723]

Love your band dude

[@geraldkong7005]

Yeah… and I’ll be back to talk about them Rolexes. Lol

[@douglasskaalrud6865]

Clever that the store is “Universal Pawnbrokers.”

[@logicplague]

"You insensitive prick! Do you have any idea how much that stings?" - Chris Rock, probably

[@paulgrove1407]

You know. I'll give them this. The original comic they based this on is not bad. Its not good, but its not terrible. The movies are on a entirely different level

[@Fridelain]

Yeah, reading the comic it is amazing what they did with it.

[@paulgrove1407]

@@Fridelain which is why we should all support the Writer's Strike.

[@zelashizzz1278]

​@@paulgrove1407 hell no, get the woke trash out

[@darkblades1201]

Love the sound of the gun as K points it at him a second time.

[@readysetactioncommentaries]

“You know I don’t know.” “GODDAMMIT JEEBS!” “DA-I DON’T KNOW😭😭😭” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Aerowind]

My favorite part is MIB apparently runs around with business cards that just say MIB.

[@AdamZimmerman-c6i]

3:16 Agent K’s giddy drunken laughter always makes me laugh along with him

[@eadghe]

It took me 26 years to realize, that the merchant is that "Monk" dude. But to be fair, "Monk" came out in 2002, so it only took 21 years.

[@StanleyChua-n1l]

same just found out today XD

[@WildlifeWarrior-cr1kk]

Not me I know it was when the movie came out

[@lumberluc]

A Reverberating Carbonizer. Oh, that's nasty. Halts most of the victims molecules before they are dusted

[@kingbeef66]

That’s what it does? Damn! No wonder Agent K was so pissed off at Jeebs for selling such a dangerous weapon to a potential alien assassin that was going to target Gentle Rosenburg with.

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

Oh damn That sounds painful

[@kingbeef66]

@@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer Sounds even more painful than Jeebs’ stinging sensation he describes when he gets his head blasted off and splattered, and yet he has the nerve to sell something that hazardous when he at least has the privilege to regenerate from his damage.

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

@@kingbeef66 exactly, well at least Jeebs lost a few more heads in the sequel and got shot in the pie hole so nothing would taste right

[@1AstralKing]

Don’t forget the mutate capacity.

[@kingbeef66]

Makes me wonder if Jeebs has an Omnitrix in his store as well.

[@lochness5524]

You say that as if you can casually buy one at a corner drug store, like plutonium

[@jeffw8218]

“Universal Pawnbroker.” Get it?! 😂😂

[@solanosmedia3764]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...................no (I'm kidding Yes pretty clever)

[@ar1sm70]

"And... And I'm gonna be back to talk about them Rolexes..." Gets me every time!!

[@kelz4020]

3:30 he laughs like joker

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

It sounds like he’s being tickled 😂

[@DracoHandsome]

Don't you mean he laughs like Two-Face?

[@drawbyyourselve]

Iove the idea of the mib. They are taking hiding in plain sight to the extreme.

[@ironcito1101]

Not even a code on that button which reveals lots of heavy alien weaponry.

[@MrKguy97]

I like how that implies he left J with the bill

[@Pixpaint1]

Jeebs tells a cop to his face without second thought that he's a huge crack dealer... I keep forgetting this is a 90s movie xD

[@MegaZeta]

Who knows if it was thought out beyond the shot, but something seems right for this movie that the address is written upside-down, as though K knows Edwards will approach problems that way first

[@NTWoo95]

Okay, I thought I was crazy. There are some versions of this scene where he says "you insensitive jerk", but I always remembered him saying "prick"

[@BillySotherden]

The TV edit says 'jerk' instead of 'prick.'

[@sergiotorresaragon7673]

2:19 K: 😡 *@$#%&@$ IT, JEEBS!!!* Jeebs: 😰 *I DON'T KNOW!!!*

[@DavidWill-d1o]

2:20

[@JiTiAr35]

the CGI is very good for a 1997 movie.

[@mathieuskinner8526]

Talk about a fish out of water will smith's reaction

[@DeetotheDubs]

The fish metaphor that I thought of was him seeing that he was really a small fish in a big pond.

[@lenk2204]

I miss the 90's

[@stiwy7376]

80s to early 2000s. The best decades human kind have gone through. Unforgettable, unbeatable times.

[@EXFrost]

@@stiwy7376 holy nostalgia glasses, i aint sure about that

[@cmhavner]

We’re all just going to ignore Will Smith’s sacrilegiously enormous sleeves

[@jesusnthedaisychain]

As Grandpa Simpson said, "It was the style at the time."

[@randallmarsh1187]

I guess you had to be there..........

[@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583]

I still wear those.

[@DKNguyen3.1415]

@@jesusnthedaisychain "I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too."

[@e69alpha]

I like how will pulled his gun so fast

[@samuelzuleger5134]

"Okay, go put your thing down." -Agent K

[@lillordakira9752]

2:19 K: GODDAMMIT, JEEBS !

[@EskelWilson]

Great movie

[@Ryansilver-w7z]

Agent Jay is the Spider-Man of this universe

[@erikperez9277]

Lol honey this one’s eating my popcorn 🍿 Lol Hahahahaha Jajajaja 🤣🤪..

[@ZendahOReilly-ur7rq]

It's so funny how Jay thinks k killed him he😂😂😂😂😂😆

[@TheHuntermj]

If his head grows back, why does he admit to criminal acts to avoid being shot again?

[@ivangamarra8138]

It stings when its blown. Aint you hearing the poor guy?

[@paradiselost9946]

if someone kicked you in the balls, hard... would you ask them to do it again?

[@bonelesschickennuggets1868]

Just because he can survive it doesn’t mean it don’t hurt like hell

[@goatwarrior3570]

If someone pulls your fingernails out they can grow back.

[@daquanhunter2601]

Classic 💪💪💪

[@TheGlobalNetworkOfficial]

Jay can draw a gun really fast

[@Black44734]

3:15 it's Two Face laughing

[@mansoor3654]

What a fentastics graphics ever used in mib

[@deandreyoung109]

2:16 Must’ve been for assassination. Who’s the target? You know I don’t know. GODDAMN IT, JEEBS! I DON’T KNOW-HO! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeffreyhartwig4965]

Monk is the best!

[@ev6558]

Even when he's playing a cop he can't hold a gun properly. Why did we ever pretend Will Smith belonged in acting?

[@nunyabusiness3920]

I hate it when that happens 😂

[@bigmarty11288]

I could have written this movie. It would have been six times better that anything I've written so far, though.

[@KartikPatel-nt4ff]

😅😅😅😅😅well ingormeti0n.Good show more content 😅😅

[@AndrewTate-wi4uu]

I thought I turned these in yo the proper authorities! Perfect opening line

[@joelangley7974]

Got very close to that other car at the start of the clip.

[@shalashaska9946]

I dont understand why he neuralized him when he was going to recruit him?

[@EvMund]

just to establish the setting. this is one of the first scenes of the entire series, the neuralyzer is an iconic MiB tool so they wanted to show the audience how it worked. within the story, they probably wanted to be able to test him properly without him already knowing what was going on

[@knotkool1]

ahh. the ol' rooster in the pants joke

[@EllaIpashitz]

Thanks from the patrol

[@Billy-sm3uu]

K is having dinner with his son at the end of the clip

[@timberanvil3788]

Way faster than Deadpool

[@bye692001]

Before he was Monk

[@Juugo211]

0:43 0:52 1:03 1:12 1:23 1:32 2:08 2:15 2:23 2:31

[@Tervicz]

It really is a jungle out there...

[@chriskidd2137]

I wonder if that LTD has a 351 ci

[@rs9130]

Mr. Monk

[@kingbeef66]

I love how he has a smart ass attitude for Edwards aka Agent J, but when K comes in his attitude completely changes treating him seriously and has an oh sh*t reaction to him, because he knows the history with him that K isn’t somebody you f*ck around with.

[@Cukito4]

Thank GOD the Slapper's done.

[@Ghostly1989]

1:31 Don’t make me do stuff :|

[@markd9318]

Yeah he looked like he was about to slap his partner

[@dylonrasco]

1:32 - 1:36 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brunoeduardoreisstawski4694]

Filme completo dublado 😂

[@lscales6131]

Anyone else notice his lazy eye changes?

[@jacobsmith9385]

If Kay told Jeebs to leave Earth why was he in the second movie?

[@billyjoejimbob75]

K got neuralyzed later, so it didn't matter.

[@artistwithouttalent]

Diplomatic finagling by Jeebs' home planet? -no but really it's because the second movie- -is bad and has negative continuity-

[@goatwarrior3570]

A more important question would be "Why does the second movie even exist?"

[@michaelbaker7499]

What kind of a stupid and unsafe way is this for a police officer to store a pistol?

[@felixthelmocevallosmorales41]

Anthony Marcus "Tony" Shalhoub (9 de octubre de 1953) es un actor y productor estadounidense, ganador de cuatro premios Emmy y un Globo de Oro. 70 AÑOS.

[@PhillieDXO]

Just watched this movie on Amazon and he no longer says prick, they changed it.

[@petterbrads85]

Version i've always saw had it saying 'jerk'

[@dntm123]

I was about to say how weird it is to see Tommy Lee Jones laugh, but then I remembered he was Two Face in Batman Forever where all he did was laugh.

[@kuruptzZz]

lol imagine he had shot K there. Series over

[@MrTimelord77]

What is the rest of the popcorn joke?

[@davidchism6081]

Universal pawnbroker. Oof.

[@swan20051395]

Crazy that this is talking about in congress. ufo hearing Nov 13

[@fairlanewhip79]

Watched this on Netflix and they censored it. He says you insensitive JERK

[@joeharris3878]

1997 huh?

[@cyrilscherman6807]

After 2 decades still cant understand what this guy saying. Might have to be closer or else.

[@Canoga_Knuckles]

I here WS spends all his free time in the back room with some big black dude called Superman

[@behjani1]

كف دستي

[@felixthelmocevallosmorales41]

Tommy Lee Jones (San Saba, Texas, 15 de septiembre de 1946) es un actor y cineasta estadounidense.

[@devinflint5554]

I watched this recently. For some reason they had changed the word "prick" to "jerk." No idea why, the rest of the movie was the same.

[@EDD294]

1:36

[@charleskeefer3043]

Bush nell

[@Farza2005]

الأيام وين أمريكا و هوليوود عرفو كيف يسوون الأفلام

[@yahiam888]

😂

[@vwfishingpole]

Amazon edited this to jerk. Lame

[@annaheart7731]

Did it change much in the meaning ?

[@ronaldtoros8510]

I can't watch anything smith does without thinking about that slap and how much of a jerk he is