“You Know How Hard It Is to Have Sex After Eating Indian Food?” - Asif Ali - Stand-Up Featuring

Asif Ali thinks India’s massive population is a miracle and explains why a certain dating double standard doesn’t apply to him. (Contains strong language.)
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[@edemcudjoe]

"I also shaved my entire body for you" Nice one

[@virces6563]

impossible

[@lomainevision1k779]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@surabhipahade1673]

i didnt get it

[@mcvibe5812]

Lmao I usually shave my whole body every time I shower if I'm not in a hurry😂

[@dr.s.choudhury8089]

😂😂😂

[@Cryster99]

That quincenera joke was underrated. The crowd completely missed it

[@te9591]

Not sure a average audience has that word in their vocabulary.

[@emprrah]

When

[@devoutburrito]

Wypipo.

[@ejj9956]

Just so everyone knows, a quincenera is a big party you have when you turn 15 (mostly girls) it’s a Mexican tradition, basically like a wedding reception but more colorful and the girl is considered a young lady after that.

[@TheresOnly1Stef]

tbailey264 ikr lol

[@Caulk2meBB]

This guy was funny af. One of the few Indian comics that doesn't use an indian accent and talk about their parents the whole time

[@moeezS]

Plenty of Indian comics that don't use an indian accent. He did talk about his mom. Most comics talk about their parents at some point, cause they have a lasting influence. Let the comics talk about their culture and upbringing, let's not erase that culture to appease white people.

[@Caulk2meBB]

@@moeezS oh yeah that comment was definitely to appease the big bad white overlords and not because it's a played out routine like telling an airline joke 🤦‍♂️

[@mrniz461]

julian granados right cause he can’t tell ANY jokes about his upbringing now? GTFO

[@RandomDude4268]

Cuz he was raised here

[@bangnee]

Russell Peters found this offensive.

[@liteasura6111]

That woman's laugh make it even better. Way too into the comedy.

[@lslewis]

Yeah, for real, she was laughing hard AF. I would've tried to holla after the set if I was him.

[@aadithnarayanan3880]

Pretty sure that the lady had a similar experience.

[@mattie2737]

You didn’t even say which woman but everyone knows who ur talking about

[@mushroom6707]

This guys awesome, we need more Mexicans in stand up.

[@menace5548]

Uhm...

[@tiffanymriley9]

Well this is awkward... I’m pretty sure he’s Indian

[@LV50000]

I'm mad that you two didn't pay enough attention to get the callback.

[@Mothafuckenzay]

Lol sarcasm I hope

[@kordellricesnax]

Nathan Falls we have no chance

[@Ironhandjohn]

“I don’t trust any of my holes...” Damn.

[@justinc.3385]

“i also shaved my entire body for you” *lady in crowd* HaHAHAAHAAA

[@dammagrilla]

"Hittin these hos with the hook shot, you can't stop me!" 😂😭😭😭😭😂👍

[@mrdonivy8]

I'm Luvin' It!

[@te9591]

Karim Abdul jabbar strap lol.

[@Kazekoge101]

Yeah the audience didn’t get that cuz they don’t watch sports probably, but it was hilarious 😆

[@x3Vicki]

This was a refreshing set, extremely relatable and the glasses topic cracked me up!

[@summer_glazed2818]

One of the best comedians I’ve seen in a while 😭

[@kingtshilobo1849]

summer_glazed he’s alright

[@T25de]

Try Adam Egot

[@lex5768]

Man that glasses bit was way too accurate

[@te9591]

Hes smart and original.

[@LoganRexus]

The problem is, when I try keeping my glasses on, they get smudged up and everything gets blurry anyway.

[@nfgatorgal]

LoganRexus me toooooo! Contacts FTW

[@jeronimomoraesfilho3409]

@@nfgatorgal best thing ever... although I'm not that blind, contacts are the best, seeing everything Full HD, including your reflection on that mirror! You know what I'm talking about...

[@nfgatorgal]

Jeronimo Moraes Filho Lol 😂

[@LoganRexus]

nfgatorgal it is the reason I’ve been considering getting contacts recently

[@nfgatorgal]

LoganRexus doooo it! It’ll change your life! 😆

[@RamoRamoTV]

He should be a voice actor his vocals are crazy!

[@superswaggerorgasm]

Does he realize they laughed because they just realized he's not mexican

[@eltortue6362]

No way what he is saying is planned

[@MikeMan1060]

His name is Asif Ali... if you thought he was mexican that's a yikes

[@Theomite]

Well, whatever works.

[@RD-kw7mk]

He’s a comedian of course. He’s done this set before most likely

[@Noctua8]

No they didn't

[@DungForever]

I actually ask guys to keep their glasses on. It's a HUGE turn on for me.

[@bdp8102]

right?? can't believe this is not a more popular opinion

[@YanahBlayze]

Yess!!!

[@GpD79]

Idk if I ever kissed anyone while they were wearing glasses. I'd imagine they'd get in the way, right?

[@carryeveryday910]

GpD79 Not at all. Me and my girl both wear contacts and she still wears glasses occasionally. Doesn’t interfere at all.

[@xHannibal]

Dung Nguyen nothing sexier than poor eyesight amirite xD

[@kunaldhuria3935]

Give this guy a netflix show.

[@FabulousKilljoy917]

Where has this man been😂he is hilarious! Need more of him! He’s also cute so props Asif. And guys with glasses is cool now👍even Chris Evans could rock it.

[@jones9309]

"I'm out here in these streets prowling single" 😆😂

[@violinmiata]

Brilliant set my friend! My girlfriend puts my glasses on me when we are at it, she wants me to see everything. She like the look, maybe the illusion of intelligence is a turn on 😂🤣😂

[@BadActingWYIM]

"I shaved my whole body for you" "Maybe save that for white dudes. I am Indian" XD btw I no longer shave for guys. They endure. When hairs grow back it is so prickly and itchy. It aint wurf

[@zzdesolatezz]

Fuzzy girls can be cute too lol. I had a girl that I used to call "my little peach" lol.

[@rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf]

There's a limit tho, as a straight guy i don't like when a girl looks and feels like a dude

[@christopherchung7814]

Sims4TV pyapatpttp

[@dhaloh]

@@rfjfjjrndyajjrntjfjf Women don't like bush balls too lol

[@redloopy]

just trim with scissors don't shave

[@ascent8487]

Am I the only person on the planet that doesn’t have this reaction to Indian food?

[@vikramaditya8061]

Oh i dunno, maybe an entire population of India too has a similar reaction.

[@ascent8487]

He’s Indian, bad point Vikram.

[@vikramaditya8061]

@@ascent8487 he's also a comedian, whose words you seemed to take quite literally 🤷‍♂️

[@ascent8487]

Obviously I know he’s joking but it’s a super common joke that a lot of people make and apparently a lot of audiences find relatable. I never find it relatable at all.

[@vikramaditya8061]

@@ascent8487 hahaha, relax bro i know what you mean, i was just pulling your leg XD

[@AlaA-ms9up]

Solution: keep contacts for those... special occasions

[@JustinRiray]

Contact Solution

[@nfgatorgal]

Justin Riray I see what you did there 😆😆

[@nfgatorgal]

Justin Riray I see what you did there 😆😆

[@humanbeing5918]

putting them on is worse than lasic

[@TEXAS2459]

"Nah dude this is my brand" hahahaha epic

[@after5years841]

Indian jeff goldblum

[@trynatural23]

😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[@bubbasbones]

I thought he was Aziz Ansari

[@definitelynotchristianslater]

Right....because Asif Ali is a super Mexican name 😂

[@mayan5600]

and El chapo is an indian name. lol

[@sadanandapatel6123]

correct Miguel is an Indian name from now on.😂

[@Runciedany]

Sadananda Patel There might be Goans with the name Miguel.

[@Cryboutet]

😛😛

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

“I have work in 15 minutes!” 🤣 that’s so sad

[@Tiaffo]

"Are you smoking a fog machine?"... LOL

[@yaboijardo2319]

This man has strong Charlie energy

[@crm1301]

Yaboi Jardo i don’t know what charlie you’re talking about so i’m gonna assume that you mean Charlie from twilight

[@yaboijardo2319]

@@crm1301 from it's always Sunny

[@mianderthal0]

CR Marsh - Why was the twilight Charlie the first one you thought of 😂

[@brynnashcroft3734]

This brother is hilarious

[@ipwndrums]

the hook shot joke was epic flew way over everyones heads lol

[@thatkidAtrayne]

@Riel Time kareem abdul jabar is a basketball player that used the hookshot in his game. it was pretty unstoppable.

[@LoganWhiteIsAwesome]

lmaooooooo there should be a limit on how long a vape cloud can remain, cap that cloud density

[@kenzito101]

Was gonna get Lasik but I think I'll try the "old man reading a newspaper" technique.

[@sarahgrace4027]

Cant get rid of that brand

[@death-boy-maroon-7645]

The title being cut off brought me here

[@imelda512atx]

Same

[@nicholaselliott7491]

This guy is legitimately funny. I want to see more of his stuff

[@emperorza5777]

He’s hilarious we NEED a special! He’s so natural, it’s almost like he’s just a guy at a party instead of on stage 😂

[@nikkihoms]

This guy is so good looking

[@sophiadaoud1399]

Definitely see some Chris D’Elia inspiration in his act

[@TheChickenlittle11]

Especially when he was talking about the airplane landing how he was using his arms to show how close the people were.

[@LudvikBaksaas]

He literally stole one of his joke at 1:48

[@TheChickenlittle11]

Around 1:21

[@seangrabowski3142]

Chris is funny? Mmmm

[@kadyarchibald6801]

“I FEEL SCARED!!!”

[@zephyrjet122]

He looked more innocent than "you'll never trust any of your holes." Challenge accepted! 😆 And the born and 45 was hilarious!

[@raghav.7798]

I am keeping my glasses on. Chuck it !!

[@bhavna76rasaily]

Lmao kid's bad at math but he'll remember 69 😂😂😂😂

[@williano57]

This guy is hilarious

[@dharini09]

He sounds like Charlie Day!

[@jasmadams]

Yeah, when he said "why do I sound like Kramer," it's like, you don't, you sound like Charlie Day.

[@zephyrjet122]

Now I can't UNhear this hahahaaaa

[@2oldn2slow]

"Full on old man reading a newspaper" (looks over the glasses) Funny AF

[@AlilishSuki]

Him: talking about how girls are cute with glasses Me as a girl wearing glasses: WHEN! IT ONLY BECAME CUTE AFTER MIDDLE SCHOOL, me being called grandma the first few years

[@dhyutipatel6721]

That one lady is somehow out laughing the thousand ppl in the audience 😂😂

[@silverslider562]

Good to see Aziz making a comeback this is the funniest he’s ever been.

[@holystnicoley]

At 6:20, he goes from Aziz Ansari freakout vibes to Charlie Day freakout vibes in about 2 seconds flat, and I am HERE FOR IT.

[@sumannath99]

He is the only dude who didn't talk like Indians. And I got to admit he is funny though...

[@justajumpingypsygirl]

My man puts his glasses back on when I go down on him. I don't mind since I know he's just enjoying the view

[@kylergillen3340]

6:52 coughed out a juul hit laughing at this punchline

[@shahid00006]

Had never taken off the glasses nor ever put off the light....20/20 and HD😂😂

[@andrewg3196]

Wow only 30 seconds in and this crowd BLOWS. Man's hilarious

[@Rabanus]

Lol Turns into sunglasses halfway...nicely done

[@skye346]

crazy to see Ray William Johnson back on KZbin

[@ayorkii]

No one has ever even mentioned my glasses during the act

[@nicolenicks4245]

He is legit funny as hell!🤣🤣

[@CarolleRawCovers]

Oh wow, soooo good. The guy's hilarious!

[@beebeetee2926]

When he lowered his glasses...🤣🤣🤣

[@ChristinaIsAGod]

This Comedy is Underrated.

[@lyngirasol5773]

GGGRREAT SET man!👏🏼

[@onyxpearl170]

This was amazing! We need more of him

[@hopejune2576]

Honestly spectacles are my kink. I LOVE THEM. Any guy with these... YESSSSSSSS

[@michellemkhlian5905]

I snorted at “am I a fucking jeweler?!” Ahhaah

[@monyiggle]

I was so confused on why and where I knew this man from during the entirety of WandaVision. Thanks youtube for the reminder

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Asif Ali, you are incredibly funny!!! I really loved this whole set. 🤣😂🤣

[@ericavillanueva1169]

I loved him!!! Hilariously funny! 🤣💀

[@ebzzzz1]

He sounds like Charlie Day with the high pitched voice!!

[@mclaurinxjuju3647]

Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Jeff golblum

[@betzalel8364]

So the guy with the cool leather jacket from the Amazon commercial's got jokes...who knew. Nice job Asif.

[@nativelatinosfooktrump5348]

🍔 there's a lot of Mexicans in Arizona because Arizona used to be Mexico and now you know

[@nonchalantce0720]

Yup that's true as an Arizonanian I can confirm

[@leonardticsay8046]

If it were part of Mexico now, we’d still see people trying to get into the states.

[@nativelatinosfooktrump5348]

Dexter Sans Gauche what are you talkin about you Squidbilly there's always been people in Arizona

[@nativelatinosfooktrump5348]

Dexter Sans Gauche PS the u.s. stoled Arizona and other states from Mexico. they knew that Mexico was a weak country after years of Civil War and unrest

[@Indiegirl007]

"When girls wear glasses, it's cute." Try telling that to my mom in the 80's. She thought being fat and wearing glasses was the WORST thing you could ever be as a teenage girl. And she wasn't even fat, just slightly chunky. We call that 'Thicc' now. 80's, I'm telling ya.

[@Cobalt_11]

This guys is great and you can tell he's having a fucking blast.

[@FinalManaTrigger]

This is one of the best sets I've seen. This guys got it!

[@ayushisharma162]

THIS WAS SO GOOD. SO SO GOOD

[@RichardBlaziken]

Hilarious from beginning to end

[@pratikshasutar4328]

Woah the title itself ,made me nostalgic ...hahaha "how hard it is have sex after having Indian food !"

[@yazajag]

8:00 My grandmother doing her crossword puzzles at the round table. 🤓

[@DBee-ee7tz]

How he delivered, " You don't know riiiiSK" DED 🤣

[@rmw090]

This guy was seriously funny though lol I like his style

[@randyschwaggins]

Watching this guy makes me really appreciate just how good Ansari and Nanjiani are...

[@dr.najeebullahqadir5858]

This dude needs contacts man 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kylerobinson8913]

The title made me crack up! 1.4 billion people in India and it is hard to have sex after eating Indian food?

[@KaySquared202]

Solid 👍🏾

[@VoiceOfValidity]

I also kept my glasses on, and she also asked me why I kept my glasses on lol

[@googus7584]

He starts sounding like Charlie Day later in the video.

[@nativelatinosfooktrump5348]

🍕 fun historical fact the Spaniards were conquered by the Arabs and Moors from 711 to 1492

[@user-jb7jg5fw6c]

Fun for who

[@zzdesolatezz]

@@user-jb7jg5fw6c yeah I didnt have a lot of fun reading that. False advertising...

[@Fuq2]

chocobonita And the Moors, because they were mentioned too.

[@darkplague1654]

@chocobonita being Arabic doesn't mean that you're Muslim

[@jimfet53]

@@user-jb7jg5fw6c Spaniards came back with a viciousness though

[@gepettowins]

Did this crowd seriously not realize he was Indian until he said it? 😂

[@afrenchpotato9980]

First Indian who doesn't have 99% of his jokes about the struggle of him being an Indian born in America and having discrimination crap as the main topic ! Now that was refreshingly hilarious lmao

[@stupidmonkey089]

Cuz half his life was the struggles of being Mexican XD

[@dondondagoat5389]

I've never not wore my glasses during sex🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♂️

[@a.m9472]

Solid performance, had me in stitches at 2-3 points

[@vikkorheel9966]

old man reading the newspaper 😂😂😂

[@macb_91]

Saw this set in person! Love this guy

[@iboremytherapist]

good set. original

[@MikeMan1060]

I know it's just a joke but lasik is NOT an end all be all for curing poor eyesight

[@MaxAngor]

I love the weird way he made the argument that I've made for a long time about being super super disabled. If you can fix it, you should fix it. It's a disability, not a fucking heritage. 6/10. Humorous man.

[@yavi_n]

The tiny adults bit👏👏👏

[@TheresOnly1Stef]

Yooooo WTF, this dude’s hilarious asf 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eswyy]

HAhah he's actually extremely funny. Need more from him

[@suspirodelmoro1430]

I can’t tell whether Comedy Central recorded one really good bill in front of the same really bad crowd or whether this club is the sunken place of comedy, but every time I see those purple curtains in the background, I know I’m about to see some funny material go to waste on a crowd that doesn’t seem to get it.

[@emic138]

handsome