YOU MUST BE DETAINED! | Papers, Please #2

[@rogueviper4286]

Jack #2 Papers Please: Awww I don't know if I should detain people. Jack a few episodes later: D E T A I N E D

[@latrellllana6393]

Also Jack Revisited Papers Please: D E T A I N E D

[@runes5407]

Jack: I don't think I should detain people *Three drinks later* _D E T A A A A A A A I I I I I N N_

[@alienphonicz3858]

*I LOVE YOUR PROTEGEN* can't tell if I spelled that wrong

[@lazylily7883]

“G E T D E T A I N E D B I T C H”

[@meaganbowden7194]

Rogue Viper DETAINED

[@JohnCruelty]

jorji's passport is so funny... issuing city is "bestburg" the code is "1234-okok" and gender is "MEN"

[@sandpitturtle3577]

Jorji will forever be my favorite character in this game. He's freaking funny

[@tiallard605]

fasjlkasdfdsfal the expiration date is 2013 too

[@iratezebra1]

Plus the fact that he's from Cobrastan

[@jamsya493]

M E N

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

@@jamsya493 maybe he has multiple personalities all are male

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

11:44: **Hands Jack papers that say Vince Lastrade on them** -"You are Vince Lastrade?" -"Damn." Smooth criminal.

[@gokublack4029]

XD

[@arjoy0]

(Plays smooth criminal by Michael jackson)

[@Green-Raccoon777]

@@arjoy0 "You've been hit by-" *Bang! Bang!* "You've been struck by-" *Bang!* "A smooth criminal."

[@emeraldcrafter7805]

lol XD

[@nooneimportant1397]

John Doe I love the comments here, because Michael Jackson is my favorite artist.

[@BaronVonMott]

"Everything's looking good for you, Lestr-" 😨 You can see the moment when the realisation hits him 😂😂😂

[@the_lost_archivist3751]

That look was truly priceless

[@sherbet3310]

11:02 if anyone wants a timestamp

[@mjstc7893]

@@sherbet3310 careful, he's a hero

[@darkviper2062]

500th like

[@smore2810]

He almost let in a murderer.

[@jordyndakotaross6871]

I'm still amazed how you got through most of them without looking at the rule books map

[@brysonkonoto6012]

well I am more amazed how he didn't even check the fingerprints

[@TurtleStew]

I’m surprised it’s been 4 years and you still comment on the vid

[@_taaykay_784]

@@TurtleStew dude you and me both

[@c.abarksdale2579]

5 days ago lol

[@TurtleStew]

@Alex B. 18 mins ago lol

[@_catulus]

Jack: DETAAAAIN!! *Pushes glowing red "detain" button.* Also Jack: Wait, I actually DETAINED them?!

[@velvetsky3451]

Catulus oH mY gOd i diDn’T kNoW tHat dEtaiNed tHem

[@dp-gr3wg]

its big brain time

[@limbosodistic1042]

Get up Your KZbin Just doomed

[@hogwartsnerd666]

Wait, so you're telling me that the red button labeled detain doesn't drop confetti and balloons? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT BUTTON IS NOT THE PARTY BUTTON???

[@NotHaze669]

LoL

[@PhantomMonkey2008]

Happy Wheels: “Screw you Billy!” Papers, Please: “We have to take care of little Billy.”

[@ji17O]

Jack hates Billy, THIS MUST BE ANTISEPTIC!!!

[@Nitro956]

PhantomMonkey2008 Happy wheels Billy is evil Billy.

[@themrdoggop7535]

wow you are right WOW

[@bobaobsessed]

HAHAHAHA

[@Dramorforge]

Billy is different Billy not same Billy Glory to arstotka

[@Alpharelic]

Classic Jacksepticeye monent: "Okay, everything's looking good for you Mr Les-" "Wait, you're the guy!"

[@iiiiii2126]

Vince Lestrade: sHiT

[@carlivasquez6840]

moment

[@AJ-epic]

​@@carlivasquez6840Should'a placed the "*" after😅

[@cloamker2533]

I feel physical agony watching him ignore the second set of fingerprints

[@izzygenie6312]

so do I

[@infectedpotato117]

oh God help it hurts

[@10_gadi_bhargavkrishna_9c3]

I die inside when he does that

[@stacyaaa9471]

I know right,its physically and mentally quite impossible 😭😭😭

[@funnyguyiswear6910]

​@@AlexSt39 : )

[@laidiesman2179]

Jack:*upgrades booth to toggle discrepancy detection mode with soace*. *Still clicks with mouse*

[@spinelthefloof7542]

laidies man 217 soace

[@Ugh718]

@@spinelthefloof7542 *AZOG THE DEFILER OF FILES*

[@abbeygiles7034]

SOVIET UNION COMMUNIST PROPAGANDIST:LET'S RESTORE Is that a Lord of the Rings reference??.

[@Ugh718]

@@abbeygiles7034 It sure is buddy:)Nice catch

[@hussainbensafar1808]

“space.”

[@TheKewlGamingMonkey]

Jack, with the fingerprints, your supposed to make sure that the fingerprints match the ones the person gives you. If they match, you can let them in, no matter if they have known aliases or not.

[@kit-rg7ib]

yES THANKYOU FOR SAYING THIS

[@over18irish]

+TheKewlGamingMonkey Yeah i was clawing my eyes and hair out shouting at him, haha. He kept getting fingerprints but not actually checking them!

[@karenturner3966]

+jacksepticeуe . i reported you u fake >:(

[@pottaishi8679]

+jacksepticeуe . you're a clear fake jack doesn't post links unless it's in the description and also I can see a dot in your name as it is highlighted blue so you've been reported

[@excogitatezenzizenzizenzic8950]

No you can't Jack was doing it right if they have a different name no alias and same fingerprints it means the document was forged

[@Infinite_Archive]

A tip for anyone playing this game: Days 1-4 are what I call the 'Kickstart Days.' What i mean by that is they are so easy compared to the rest of the game that you can speed through them. If you are fast enough, you'll gain enough credits so that you'll be able to get all the booth upgrades while also having your family on 'OK' for all of the game. It might take you some practice in order to do it though.

[@charleshammond7921]

Day One is literally free money

[@omegawerewolf9320]

Game: there are only two things you have to remember Jack:Good god this is getting confusing Edit: OMG 1.2 k likes

[@PCLHH]

Basically exactly how it is when you want to emigrate.

[@slayingweirdkiwi285]

jack: give me your ticket potato man: haha.. your a funny guy. jack:.......GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY 😂😂

[@weirdomcgee8506]

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!

[@chickenwithecoli4444]

Did yOU mEaN yOU'rE?

[@itsyeboimeme5687]

Jack:you cannot enter with an expired document Guy: I was busy Jack: I don't care 😂😂😂

[@pazz0plays315]

Ballora 06 XD

[@k3rnel108]

Ballora 06 Savage

[@itsyeboimeme5687]

XD

[@mattbond6023]

Ballora 06 tell Jeffy he is dumb phoebe

[@evonne1986]

Ballora 06 Qatar

[@Tom-uc5pf]

I know it's been 4 years but I'm dying "You cause trouble, I come find you and break your face." 😂😂

[@devinsymonds1602]

I think what made it funnier was the accent

[@PhnyxLee]

Jack: "Mr. Lestrad-" Jack: * Realizes who the man is * Jack: "YOURE THE GUY!"

[@Soze-zw1uy]

Kara Lemke you're*

[@tinypeter4745]

When?

[@bababooey3534]

somerandome guy *Uh oh

[@kootyjody7276]

Kayden Bell Wow very grammar much wow

[@Combat-uj1oq]

somerandome guy normie

[@VictorKiithsa]

Every time Jack fingerprints someone he doesn't take the actual prints from the person. And then wonders why he gets it wrong. A for effort, final grade: D-

[@aaronmoon1805]

Victor Becker wait what? I though he did...

[@VictorKiithsa]

@@aaronmoon1805 nope, he does not

[@QuitYourBullshit]

Can you elaborate on that? Because your comment doesn't make any sense.

[@frostbytes5718]

@@QuitYourBullshit he means that jack doesn't take the original fingerprint from the person he's interrogating

[@jaydenjbryant8665]

FrostBytes that makes no sense

[@user-jx9we2lz7b]

Sean: 'This is getting confusing!' Everyone who's already watched the series: 'Oh god......'

[@SeedlingStone]

KZbin suggested the revisited series and now I'm watching this laughing at his struggles

[@abbeygiles7034]

Beautiful pfp of Shoto sleeping 🥰

[@user-jx9we2lz7b]

@@abbeygiles7034 ikr 🙄✨

[@pavlovbutimtrash.2233]

*anybody who’s ever played the game

[@lrake579]

rewatching this and seeing him inspect LITTERALY ALMOST EVERYTHING is mildly infuriating

[@Andrea-cq6eg]

omg exaaactly

[@ink2812]

He never. Checks. The damn. FINGERPRINTS

[@aisutistoto5771]

@@ink2812 mhm...

[@froggieluv5245]

@@ink2812 RIGHT IT MAKES ME SO MAD

[@eziavi4595]

Agreed

[@CresCrystalWolf]

I feel bad for Jack because sometimes he gets kinda stressed when he fucks up something in a game because he knows people are gonna complain about how bad he is at the game

[@andreamunguia]

pikapikachu99 ikr

[@Mytherial]

pikapikachu99 My friends don't play online with me because I'm shit at the new Rainbow 6

[@Ugh718]

Jack and Co.fucked up...Anyone get that reference?

[@UnicornTurtle-ri7xk]

Yea

[@bruhgaming3142]

Jack doesent have a teem so just Jack fuked up

[@iStackOk]

The work book also has the countries in it to check with the countries

[@lilliputauthorandtoiletris1954]

EXACTLY

[@luke34121]

+joshuathemagician (Joshua Mackenzie) He knows

[@sophienah4654]

+flyingangels LOL calm down, he didnt know that when he filmed this

[@beardedchipmunk1247]

FFFUUUCCKKK

[@darthrap456]

JACK THEY GIVE YOU 2 FINGERPRINT PAPERS THATS HOW YOU CHECK

[@brazedinbacon9673]

Like this so Jack sees this

[@sadyutube4103]

+DarthRap I mean about the whole game so yeah.

[@darthrap456]

+Truc Terry but he still reads comments,maybe he also didnt know this in episode 3 :S

[@bigherf5382]

tell him how to pull it up just in case

[@paulinakorsakaite9661]

thats how you check, what?

[@Timotheuster]

YOU again!! Later: You AGAIN!

[@rltb_riley]

Timotheuster 😂

[@evinh111]

At this stage I'm convinced jack just likes clicking things.

[@champbaker5558]

His name is not Jack its Sean

[@113ae8]

Champ Baker It's a nickname. He doesn't mind being called that either.

[@evinh111]

Champ Baker he's discussed it before. Jack is his persona within video gaming, his mother calls him Jack, either one is usable.

[@krisessler1835]

does'nt matter nickname / youtube name

[@Blueflag04]

@@champbaker5558 who cares anyway

[@mythrin]

Please...I hope this series isn't dead...

[@satan749]

Probably is.

[@lukassimmonds457]

I hope so to

[@wowiwishiwasntalive1805]

we can't let it dieeeee

[@acausp11]

+Mythrintia problaby jack doesnt like the game (sorry for my bad english)

[@hellfrozenphoenix13]

no, he just made a new video. he could have just been busy/distracted for a while but it's back

[@Su-2]

6:53 awww he’s so cute trying to cross the border with a fake passport

[@itsmlggamer8208]

Ye he dose

[@VaporwaveSunset]

Lol pathetic 😂

[@gianna8780]

Ikr I don’t know why it’s so cute?!

[@jazzyangelflower3344]

I feel so bad for him 😢. He is just like a little old man, and he isn't even rude!

[@barry8871]

he is doing drug trafficking and really need to come to Arstotzka, if u keep playing u'll know

[@q_bert_00]

When that guys wife walked up with no permit I started yelling “Take one for the team Jack”

[@_wowzaimshook_9368]

LET HER THROUGH LET HER THROUGH I shouted it I surprised myself lol

[@connor48880]

He would have been fine, right? Just a warning?

[@Taco-Seller]

@@connor48880 indeed, he can take two per day

[@suchmeerkat]

i always let them in until i watched the papers please short film and omg… scarred

[@the4tierbridge]

@@suchmeerkat what happened?

[@trev258]

The lady who said "if I returned to antegria they will kill me" broke my heart ,she's dead ,poor lady

[@GengarGamer666]

oh well it's just a game, games can't make you cry or sad.

[@jessicaeaton-hylia6500]

Belarusian Mapping what the hell?

[@wikikris11]

I feel bad about that

[@wikikris11]

Belarusian Mapping what if it happens in real life

[@Raven-626-]

Belarusian Mapping, say that to Ori and the Blind Forest.

[@scarlet8307]

11:01 "Everything's looking good for you Lestr-... WAIT, YOU'RE THE GUY!" XD

[@kakkisandwich]

Scar Let i

[@chrisperson3138]

Why did I read that in Markiplier's voice?!

[@K_goated]

Scar Let aa

[@whythingsmakenosense6815]

Scar Let i would have liked but than I saw the xd

[@thestool906]

Scar Let ik

[@8orange]

*everythings looking food for you, Lestra-* *0_0*

[@maddiezervas]

EmilyIsFantastic I died at this part, my mom made me go watch it in my room

[@jcmadetaydon]

@@maddiezervas XDD

[@fridge45]

Food?

[@thefr0stydrag0n50]

jack: 'buys booth upgrade' 17:36 "this should make things alot faster" proceeds to click inspect instead of pressing spacebar 18:00

[@gabethedogmeme3651]

Lol I do that too tho

[@27420]

“Don’t cause trouble. If you cause trouble I come and find you and break your face!” -Jacksepticeye 2015

[@eastonenroth2366]

That’s better than saying “if you cause trouble your not cool” like most psa’s

[@calistastyles1590]

Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Jack says "Get out of my country!"

[@chlangley4494]

Calista Styles I’d like to not die😂

[@debbiemartin5074]

Calista Styles i dont wanna puke my face out srry XD (≧◡≦)

[@ella3898]

Calista Styles I can only do water im too young

[@maddiezervas]

I would but I’m the half of Koreans that can’t drink

[@Th30fficialToast]

I'm seeing things....

[@chloehovey3994]

Hey Jack!! Here's a few tips for you: 1. To see the issuing city, go in your rule book and then into the regional map. Go into the region that the person is coming from (says on the bottom of the passport) and it lists the issuing cities. You can check them by entering the inspection mode and clicking the valid issuing cities and the city on the passport 2. if you can swing it, try to buy the booth upgrades! it makes things go faster (so will keeping your rule book open on your desk, especially in the future). Another way to make things faster is while stamping the passport there is a few seconds where nothing happens while the stamp is on the passport. instead of waiting for the stamp to be done and doing nothing in those two or three seconds, hand them back the rest of their papers, it can make all the difference if you do this for everyone 3. When checking fingerprints, yes something is printed out for you but if you look in the area where people hand things to you, they give you a copy of their finger prints. You can check the finger prints you were just given with the finger prints that were printed (they are from a record) and see if the person is who they claim to be 4. Personally, sometimes I feel okay with letting people in or denying them if they have a good story and as long as you do okay both before and after, nothing too bad will happen 5. Turning off the heat in your house makes you family cold which can make them sick so you might not want to do that too often Good luck jack, hope you keep playing as I love you and the game. Thanks for always making me smile :-)

[@icekreem8670]

Give you what they currently did and you need to use inspect mode to see if the finger prints are the same

[@nicolasanese6499]

Turning off the heat doesn't make them sick instantly though, so Jack should just continue to alternate between food and heat if he has enough money to do it.

[@marcusmarcano22]

those are good

[@brc21nerfreviews12]

Jack: *unlocks space key to inspect* Jack * clicks in corner to inspect*

[@jakemiller483]

"Ok, everything's lookin good for you Lestra...wait, you're that murderer guy!"

[@gameshark9541]

When you hear the suicide guy scream it sounds like he said "that's racist"

[@Lix_2724]

Ngl he kinda sounded like a frog

[@Isolated-_--hv8ej]

game shark 95 “Suicide Woman get it right

[@Freyanistic]

game shark 95 I thought that’s what they said ngl

[@theaoe4212]

Legit!

[@lazylily7883]

Ngl it still really scared me on that scene

[@SuzyLuOfficial]

So close to Christmas! Thank you for all your hard work this year Jack! Really appreciate it.

[@shanewatt2051]

+Suzy Lu we luv you jack!

[@w2krispy138]

+jacksepticeуe . fuck off fake jack

[@bebochi7747]

+jacksepticeуe . lies

[@mikaelacolina7779]

+jacksepticeуe . Flagged

[@shawncollix3086]

Hi Suzy lu ily

[@Whovian1029]

"All his stuff is proper so I have to let him through" No, you don't. The whole point of the game is sometimes breaking the rules to help people.

[@tyrant-den884]

You got to be good enough to have money first.

[@bismofunyuns726]

@@tyrant-den884 true

[@MsScarletwings]

@@tyrant-den884 But you don’t get any penalties for the first couple “slips”. Also, even in this fictional hellscape it seems that it isn’t against the rules to prevent human trafficking crimes

[@Cityweaver]

It's very interesting that in this game AND Detroit: Become Human, Jack struggles with being moral above being lawful and obedient to authority. In games designed to obviously be about authoritarian societies, Jack STILL role-plays that it's best to "follow the rules," all the while feeling bad because he knows the rules are unfair. XD

[@sandpitturtle3577]

@@Cityweaver i actually relate a lot to that. I know the games are designed to make you go beyond the "barrier" as such but I just don't wanna break the rules. If I break the rules I'll feel bad about that despite helping the small people, if I don't break the rules I'll feel bad about not helping lmao

[@thefortopros9509]

"I'm also incredibly slow at the game so cut me some slack :P" *Let's motivate him with a CONTROLED SHOCK*

[@sirgaylord4154]

TheFortoPros. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zocken1497]

Now we have all even fnaf

[@MarinJanelle]

I may be 6 years late but if you see this just know that 6 years ago you made a brillant joke that made me laugh 6 years later😂

[@theepicredstone1553]

This is a really awesome series! Continue it!

[@COUNTERCOM]

+TheEpicRedstone da comrade! i agree (da is yes in russian)

[@nickn151]

AGREED

[@mariaalarcon8468]

+TheEpicRedstone Please!!!!!!!!!!

[@fingergunz4675]

+TheEpicRedstone does he read these comments?

[@theepicredstone1553]

Henry Singer Sure! Of course he does!

[@tabithaschultz6308]

Jack, to check the issue location, go into your rulebook, click on Region Map, click on the country stated on the passport, and see if the stated issue city is listed in the rule book.

[@leilasodapop]

In the video, he says that he knows now

[@rrockster25]

+Tabitha Schultz Get everyone to like it so he sees!

[@MichaelaLynnn]

+rrockster25 He already knows. In the video, there is a thing that says he now knows.

[@early2exit]

+Tabitha Schultz Did you watch the video or not?

[@tabithaschultz6308]

The video cut out, saying that "an error has occurred, Please try again later" before I finished watching the vid. Oops..

[@joyfulsoup5299]

“I need to save money” -five minutes later- buys unnecessary booth upgrade

[@CurrieYT]

Jack looks so tired :') Made so many videos for the holidays.. you spoil us buddy

[@jokestest4429]

+CurriePlays he is the best

[@dripnnx1658]

he does look a little tired

[@fundude]

its his job.

[@sabrinaalexandra8274]

Yeah he looks a lil off I hope he's feeling okay

[@iain772]

+My Baby Songs not really..

[@wldFlwern]

Jack: *only has one citation *day ends Jack: denies for no reason

[@mansory1.121]

Jack pls keep playing this game

[@HanzoOfChaos]

+Trevor mettendorf I would love that too :3

[@Ella-rc7nz]

omg that would be great

[@aimadeaimade4138]

I know it will be awseme

[@frost598]

God darn its impressive he got through this without using his rule book all in all

[@annastjernfalk9932]

Please do more! It is really fun to se what decisions you make. ^-^

[@1171337a]

Se really it's see how much time did you save on a single letter

[@annastjernfalk9932]

buttersheep360 Ok, sorry?

[@1171337a]

It was just a joke gosh btw so was that

[@annastjernfalk9932]

Ha. Ha. So funny.

[@COUNTERCOM]

+Anna Stjernfalk yes i agree.

[@ScarletCypher]

Don't know why, but I really enjoy the tone and feel of this game. Keep up the good work!

[@the_booontch]

same

[@silentpeace1873]

I guess it's just not some people's cup of tea :)

[@randommexican6734]

+NDAIA I agree 100% with you man

[@willthewillhelm7652]

+NDAIA I know what you mean! Hey Jack, where can you get this game for PC? You said you can get it on your phone, but where do you get it for PC?

[@drekyl1117]

+NDAIA It is quite a good game

[@horselover1647]

Jack: *To arstizkan*"Go home" Me: They can't,Jack.

[@AmberSkitty3]

Horselover *arstotzka

[@The_All-Seer]

Arstotzka is the name of the country. An Arstizkan is a member of the country. Horselover was right.

[@sirbronze-thighscrusademas8858]

*Arstotzkan. You're probably a filthy Kolechian for not knowing the correct spelling.

[@The_All-Seer]

...don't tell anyone my secret.

[@ItzPaulSkii]

Horselover oh lol

[@abby84]

I just had to go and watch this after 5 years because even though I only subscribed a few months ago I think this was a really important part of your KZbin career

[@nicholasvanhee9128]

jack u making me crazy u have to match the 2 fingerprint papers!

[@hapu1279]

Ikr

[@latte2815]

YES JACK PLEASE!

[@KansaiBen7]

and for the Vince person the two dates were off

[@markamoo6164]

😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😧

[@KAVIIX]

YES EXACTLY! IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY AS WELL

[@panther2125]

His fake passport said 2013... the game takes place in 1982...

[@HellHoundVideos]

And the game was created in 2013 ;)

[@greenrexgamez5094]

Seven Asses in the game

[@angelzentv4970]

Oml yes from Le future lol

[@edenwhytte646]

FRIGGIN MATCH THE FINGERPRINTS

[@Shiipaii]

Driving me crazy too, lol

[@roodsedge.786]

PHEW SOMEONE WHO GETS IT. IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY

[@dbb1561]

Me too lol

[@hushery5717]

TheMime OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME GODAMN THING

[@nikolasreid8658]

Hi

[@jairus5091]

Jack's reaction and Mark's reaction to Vince Lestrade are hilariously different. Love both of you guys and how you're each very entertaining

[@nathanrivers3707]

For some reason it was so satisfying when he found out it was Vince Lestrade ( 11:02 )

[@xxjamesaboyxx2580]

Nathan Rivers Iwas legit shouting at the screen

[@thesecretroman]

Nathan Rivers It's because I was so sure he would miss him but when he noticed it was awesome lol

[@SeikoSnow]

Highkey waiting for part 3Like dude please this is great

[@COUNTERCOM]

+SeikoSnow i want part 3 to.

[@SeikoSnow]

***** Who is in your profile pic is that Gerard Way or Michael Clifford?

[@pinkdeadrose]

+SeikoSnow I think it's Gerard Way.

[@SeikoSnow]

Vanessa M. I'm leaning towards him yeah X3

[@nicoleheggie4236]

Yeah me too

[@sgtslime5560]

"Everythings looking good for you Lestra-" Best thing to come out of jacks mouth in this series.

[@Jan_Strzelecki]

+Sgt Slime "Everythings looking good for you Lestra-" :D

[@cheesiscool335444]

+Sgt Slime I'm confused

[@sgtslime5560]

cheesiscool335444 10:46

[@cheesiscool335444]

Oh, okay. Thanks, I thought there was some innuendo or something I missed.

[@daniaitken]

+Sgt Slime Haha I just realised what you meant by that :D

[@mxshrxxmbxy]

"Ok, everything is looking good for you Lestra-" That's when Jack realized he almost freaked up

[@Reivehn]

no known alias means no known alternative names!

[@shielavillegas8060]

Who’s yelling at their screens too?

[@Ashegao]

up top

[@EthanRose321]

Me

[@zossxua4473]

Let her through jack

[@Yungmeatwagon]

Shiela Villegas 👌

[@calebfuller64]

meh

[@purplemonkeybannas3181]

Jack: oh no I feel so bad 2 seconds later Sweet!

[@orcaman1110]

Ok everything is looking good for you Lestrad- WAIT YOUR THAT GUY

[@sirdoggo579]

Mr. Goalie it's lestar then he says that

[@wackymations4536]

Mr. Goal

[@PARTYEXE-ee2zi]

who realizes kolechia is like north korea, and kolechians are north koreansXD

[@seanhamadi3940]

You have to check their fingerprints with the ones printed

[@pupu416]

OMG THIS BOTHERED ME so much

[@rensbos4176]

Checking this vid very late but i'm so fk triggered by it

[@eriofmyire]

You needed to check the weight for suicide bombers.

[@VladimirDemidovIllusiveMan]

how? there is nowhere to compare it to. :/ (at least then)

[@nashoba5450]

+Vladimir Demidov (IllusiveMan) there actually is on the passport, and now I get it

[@maxim2356]

+ANtoine Nat there is no weight on the passport, only on ID cards and identity supplements

[@nashoba5450]

Max okdis then mb I wasn't sure where it was but I knew it was somewhere

[@maxim2356]

+ANtoine Nat no prob dude

[@snaveow8785]

Jack in 2015: ‘aw now I feel bad, her son is waiting’ Jack in 2019: gET thE f*** ouT oF My LinE

[@akshitajeraled6424]

When he does that voice it kinda sounds like Gru from despicable me

[@SamUrai-wx1gg]

Akshita Jeraled right XD

[@gayandbroken4024]

I know that's all I could think about

[@josephschubert6561]

Glory to Arstotzka! Best country in the world!

[@yvonnemann3428]

True

[@JullianaPaulino]

You don't have to click everything, if it's obvious that it matches you can skip it.

[@brendenhunter4461]

Jack put a message in his last video saying he appreciates the tips and hell improve. but that video and this one were done at the same time. so improvement on the next lol. jack knows.

[@dash2240]

+Julliana Paulino exactly final someone with a brain

[@dkblast6760]

+Hugo Costa *finally

[@jcat7172]

+jacksepticeуe . you faker get a life a stop being dumb

[@AwesomeKitCat]

+Julliana Paulino Like the pictures! It's pretty clear if they match or not.

[@DCare525]

If you let the woman through she would give you a secret token

[@NubNublet]

I love how he moved his face cam so we could see the “For Kolechia” thing

[@bucket7686]

Jack sometimes when people really want to come in to the country will bribe you in later days so you can take a risk to maybe let a killer in or be ok and you get gold

[@Travigameis]

21:30 "You are missing an entry permit" "You are funny guy" ... *"GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!"*

[@Surkee]

Did anyone else get very annoyed at the fingerprint parts?

[@KhaledMasri0]

+AmateurKZbinr Yeah, me xD

[@xxx_crazysquirrel_xxx2466]

+AmateurKZbinr yeah

[@querglh1696]

can i ask why?

[@Surkee]

Steve McBoss Because he only looked at the other fingerprints after he rejected them.

[@rashidalshamsi5511]

Yes

[@angelllol4089]

"Oh you're funny guy" "GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY BRO"

[@daanvandongen1422]

jack is one of those guys at the airport who stares at your passport for half an hour xD

[@closed2241]

Says happy ''Yay i did good :D'' 2 sec later BOOM

[@bradylee2479]

hahaha

[@ChicaChickenXD]

lol

[@datderpydinogirl5369]

wen then that happen

[@AemesIsMe]

I think DronkenGamers meant this part: 24:45 :P

[@jacksongray5920]

Yeah! I did good! Allahu ackbar. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[@kel5886]

I think you’re supposed to correlate the country with the issuing city

[@Plobloito]

11:01 "Everything's looking good for you lestr-" Jack's mind: OH SHIT ITS HIM!!!

[@Jake-ln6rj]

Jack said that the space at will make it easier. Though he still clicks on the bottom

[@exmitter236]

21:54 Jack: oh, you look like the guy. Me: KIM JONG UN???

[@vampyr861]

Exmitter23 LIKE A BOSS looking at this comment makes me remind myself why I'm on the Internet today

[@noahfry8665]

This vid may be old but is the Connor wanting to get into artsotska sent Cyberlife

[@oh-no-not-me]

😂😂😂 glory to Connor and Jericho!!! 😂😂😂

[@niftyskyblue]

*28 STAB WOUNDS*

[@raquelgarcia3253]

jack: "stupid people in my booth" me: isn't his character in the booth as well.....?

[@Fahmi4869]

Paying rent everyday is kind of ridiculous

[@emary2099]

Jack: You Can Not Enter With A Expired Document! Guy: I Was Busy Jack: I don't Fuckin Care

[@kieransmith6771]

q u e e n e m m y yeah so funny xD

[@littletalesans176]

every time he got fingerprints i thought"take the fingerprints from the desk and c8mpare them!!!!"

[@scruffypugs1963]

this series in timeless and i couldn't ask for anything more entertaining while I'm under the weather.

[@ABoy242]

Checking Issuing City and District; Step 1: Check Rule Book Step 2: Check Maps Step 3: Check Which Country Their Supposedly From Step 4: Check to see if Issuing City or District is Correct

[@DrGears-iw8ud]

+Nightmare Foxy you forget step 420: stamp denied all over the passport

[@krishibbert4028]

+Nightmare Foxy Look at 6:22

[@weshouldspoon]

"I was busy." *I don't fuckin care.*

[@ChristopherWeaver1]

Thats the #1 excuse for that

[@united.dylannn2993]

+Syd Norton SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ravenmiller6376]

real life right there

[@whenjunhui9542]

Lolz, I kno it😂😂

[@ravenmiller6376]

Addison Francis u dont f*cking care or make any sence and there is like a spelling mistake or two

[@05PUNCHCAST]

noticing this after watching: 2015 jack: connor march. that's a very normal name. 2018 jack: CONNOR MY BABY BOY!!

[@StephCurryMcFlurry96]

Jack when he gets the ability to detain people *Reality can be whatever I want*

[@jacksonmaples2843]

I ugly laughed at this

[@IzzyGoneCrazy]

Awesome video Jack! Hope you and everyone else is having a good holiday!

[@alexanderregnar1841]

+jacksepticeуe . frig off faker

[@taralambert7641]

+jacksepticeуe . wheres undertale?

[@adambrash6237]

+jacksepticeуe . Fuck of

[@CatLover4234]

+Tara Lambert its not the real Jack

[@THINGYNEIN]

Hope you do too Izzy, love your videos by the way

[@danifields6805]

The man at 16:40 who loves his wife so much and his wife gets rejected and is doomed and can't be with her husband makes me sad. Always tugs at the heart strings

[@cottonskittles3055]

The wife loves him, but the husband hates her.

[@SashaMasonVR]

Yeah, I'm playing the game myself right now and I pretty much instant accepted her and it earned me an achievement aswell as a token that she gave me. Yes, I got a warning for not following the protocols but that didnt have any penelty, so I was fine money wise. Also, I'm not like Jack who waits all the way until the animation stopped. I move the paper, accept / deny it and instantly move it away even before the thingy moves up again.

[@50shadesofsans12]

I honestly started crying

[@reptilian5798]

Feelings make you weak mortal.

[@SashaMasonVR]

Hate makes me stronger though....

[@joshmunton2961]

I'm half Russian so this makes me laugh

[@alexhamilton3850]

josh munton so is Josh Munton your Russian name or do you have a seperate name that’s in Russian?

[@holyrisingsun8841]

Collywobbler Soufflé That was a little bit racist.

[@alexhamilton3850]

Some Edgy Kid not really, some people can have two different names, like an English name and a Greek or Russian or Chinese or whatever name

[@Igel69]

Yea how is that racist?

[@sphmthr]

Russian isn’t a race...

[@zola__]

Man, i remember watching this when i was younger. Nostalgic tbh

[@AchillesCorbet]

Who’sstill watching from 2018

[@adendeyoung7820]

Piglet Tran me

[@theayteyo6228]

I’m watching this in 2018 ;D

[@maddiezervas]

Piglet Tran me I’m rewatching the series

[@goldclawswingsoffire9250]

Piglet Tran maybe ;p

[@m_ruddi1277]

Piglet Tran ya Boi is

[@sidstark7]

Little potatoman u were always my favourite

[@herox882]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH, I believe, I believe in steve, I believe, I believe in steve IN STEVE oh yeah IN STEAVE grab the glory all the way to victory ALL THE WAY KEEP ON A DANCIN ALL THE WAY KEEP ON FLYIN ALL THE WAY KEEP GOIN YOU GOT KEEP GOIN KEEP ON KEEP GOIN KEEP ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH ALL THE WAY KEEP ON A DANCIN ALL THE WAY KEEP ON FLYIN ALL THE WAY KEEP GOING KEEP ON KEEP GOING KEEP ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@maseyemery6661]

All the way

[@blackgirlsanspai4353]

ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

[@andresuribe197]

Black Girl Sanspai l

[@foliyahfazfox6840]

Jack: everything's good right? *Ad comes on* Me: no....everything is not ok .__.

[@ultimatekai589]

11:03 jack: everything good lestra- oh wait u the guy

[@lazovicaleksije6145]

Jack,please do more of this game,I love it so much!

[@DjEnderOxgi]

+ATK 003 Glory to Arstotzka!