GLORY GREATEST! | Papers, Please (Revisited)

[@someanonbandit5725]

Jack:”My son gets sick every second day” Also Jack: *doesn’t feed his son*

[@Neppix_]

Logic 100

[@beastchurger]

s t o n k s

[@latrellllana6393]

Your son is sick and needs medicine.

[@markcollazo5080]

Harsh

[@gabe-p8h]

yes

[@nerd_5615]

[This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government] [Glory to Arstotzka]

[@GeoBaer]

[This message was not removed by the Arstotzkan government] lol

[@torrent9666]

GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!

[@josea.moreno5125]

Arstoska is run like the SCP Foundation. I honestly find that (redacted).

[@jeff4890]

[This message was removed by the Arstotzkan government] [Glory to Arstotzka]

[@BeanMachine360]

Да

[@melker___3255]

*"You now have the ability to detain suspicious individuals"* Jack: ꓷƎИIATƎꓷ

[@rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462]

DETAINED

[@Moonlight-hi1kw]

I noticed that too 😂

[@wispcap]

Are you from Australia? If so then you're not gonna be able to read this

[@renewings]

@@wispcap it's not upside down dude. It's backwards. You need to be a Backwardian to understand it.

[@BurningTheTimeGod]

@@renewings and I'm just that XD

[@frecklesandfries9209]

Sean: “I can afford to have two citations.” Also Sean when a woman will be killed if she is not let in: “not understandable, have a horrid day.”

[@y.a.c.]

Lmfao good one

[@kronosgodoftime6882]

Elisas day be like

[@IGRETRO]

That was really frustrating, I didn’t expect him to be that cruel

[@wingusthedingus7203]

Based Sean

[@riverrommel7524]

He denies the dudes wife and then says, not 2 minutes later, "if i get a citation I get a citation"

[@frieddbacon4052]

Picture on passport: *Different by one pixel* Jack: Your face looks like it got hit with a shovel.

[@hayleyannmarie1173]

Also jack: completely ignores a very obviously different passport picture

[@fakename7725]

Jack: hair can change in an instant Also Jack: this isn’t you, you have a mowhawk!

[@nerkdurgen5574]

You got a haircut? YOU MEAN YOU FAKED UR OWN DEATH. *D E T A I N E D!*

[@rmarsh1732]

The game has some big pixels.

[@itsmecrosby4723]

Its the irish way

[@syna6622]

“If i get a citation ,i get a citation” Women: i will be killed if i go back to antegria Jack: i don’t care

[@patrickphadaidubh4479]

So true 😂

[@Sir_Bucket]

Arstozka do not care for citizens of weaker countries Arstozka cares for Arstozka

[@Angel_Of_The_Past]

I came here just to make this comment and it was already here.

[@scrublord3376]

@@Sir_Bucket GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA MOTHAH PROUD

[@spudsbuchlaw]

People can lie

[@dakotaoakes8593]

"Hey, little potato man, c'mon in!" *Actual Potato man steps up in line immediately after* Jack: excuse me, what?

[@pizzawashere8940]

Fooled me too, the utter shock was brilliant to see lmao. He came IMMEDIATELY AFTER. What a coincidence.

[@carolinasrandomig]

XD I know right? Lol

[@ConnorRK-uu4xo]

Real Potato Man: Am I a joke to you?

[@quack8610]

time stamp?

[@pablovini98]

@@quack8610 52:28

[@dankarelli]

*lets a random lady through* “I don’t care if I get a citation I’m gonna let her through”.. meanwhile he just sent a poor woman back to Antegria to DIE after her husband begged him to let her through

[@sagethemage9870]

He did the same thing in the og playthrough tho so is it really surprising he did it again?

[@bluestar9958]

He was like that in his first playthrough, of course he would be like that again. Also he's a leftist being hypocritical is a main value of it.

[@itsmesky3545]

> Jack revisits Papers, Please Me: *happiness noises*

[@Jay.be-x]

Excatly

[@Clixtos]

What about happy wheels

[@ghostoperator4163]

ItsMeSky Ah shit, here we go again

[@Dayday-6297]

Me

[@Jay-Gruener]

Same

[@mrmr_zoomie]

“I don’t get a citation for that?” No he’s *human trafficking.*

[@poisonedvices6962]

69 likes on this comment feels dirty

[@jadecoolness101]

@@poisonedvices6962 Now it's 369

[@laboon344]

@@jadecoolness101 hey

[@jadecoolness101]

@@laboon344 hi?

[@laboon344]

@@jadecoolness101 just greeting recent comments and replies that's all 🙂

[@wrentaylor4924]

guy who isn't little potato man: jack: hello friend! go on through! little potato man: hi jack: *surprised pikachu meme*

[@IxodesPersulcatus]

This revisit was so worth it.

[@SuperPatriotFan]

Yes, when he said potato man I legit got flashbacks to All The Way when he cuts to the potato part.

[@rasyldarif8808]

GLLLLLLLORYY TO ARSTOTZKAA

[@SuperPatriotFan]

@@rasyldarif8808 dude, when Sean said Glory to Arstozka and failed I screamed it perfectly and funny thing was at the time I was doing a number 2 on the toilet when I said it hahaha.

[@ConnorRK-uu4xo]

Real Potato Man: Am I a joke to you?

[@datninjanice7894]

the fact that he actually mixed up mr.potato man and the real one came right behind is so perfect i love it

[@mexithemoviemaker7536]

*lets Potato Man through* "He's a good boy" *second Potato Man arrives* *X-Files music plays*

[@0_clover740]

thats just jorji's brother, gorji.

[@mexithemoviemaker7536]

@@0_clover740 Poor guy tried to get his brother to show him how to get in and still got denied

[@bioticreign6938]

Has Jack a boy seen the papers please short on steam

[@commiedoggo8203]

It's funnier if you watch his face

[@mrpotatoman2750]

He was my brothar

[@visyrlreaction]

You've been standing in a long line of people for God knows how long, you just want to start a new life in a new place. You finally get called in to the checkpoint, you hand the loud bearded man your Passports, Entry Permit, ect. He sits there for a good 5 minutes looking panicked, and he shrugs his shoulders and says, "I don't care if this is wrong, welcome to Glory Greatest!" As you walk through you hear clicking behind you and the man shouts, "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANOTHER CITATION!"

[@devman8459]

Yes nice

[@kakbak3766]

Not Gonna Question That. Just Gonna... *Mind My Own Business*

[@leogoldwater8808]

+respect

[@ZesTofthelemon]

tbh in that situation i would shout back to him to ask if he was okay

[@zakmcnicholas]

detained FUCKIN RUUUUN😂🤷‍♂️

[@Luke_P]

Did i just watch an hour of someone stamping passports? Yes, i did, and it was great. It was glory greatest.

[@jmboykjboysfrnd287]

Lol

[@CatholicWeeb]

The Creators Claim This Game Is "Art"

[@dreamerxavi9273]

BRUH ACTUALLY

[@danikahmorgan3743]

Bless you, child

[@awebtoonreader4979]

😂 yup. Glory greatest indeed

[@BobbleWorld]

"I don't even know when this game takes place." *proceeds to check the date for every document presented*

[@SalmonFeet]

He also read it at the start

[@oreoz0288]

Jack no pay attention very well

[@CrazyGamer-dz7du]

I love how little potato man literally drew his passport lmao

[@zion_senpai4085]

What Number?

[@Euqoram]

@@zion_senpai4085 23:02 if you want a timestamp :)

[@zion_senpai4085]

@@Euqoram thanks

[@potatoman7028]

Lol my nickname is literally potato man

[@DYZ_971]

He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.

[@Chaos-Clips]

Jack: *literally checks date on every passport* Also Jack: "I don't know what year this game takes place in"

[@sorbiusfaust9022]

1982.

[@lukaspirat]

Zack Tell nah its 2019

[@tapititytap]

1982 lmao

[@azfaarrealm9426]

1982

[@ScoopedKiwis]

Nah bruh it’s definitely 10 /j

[@sevennationarmy4753]

Immigrant: sorry, the station spelled my name inco- Jack: *"DETAINED"*

[@ooberbear8138]

hIs nAmE Is sEAn

[@Kinsathic]

Obsessive Gamer lol

[@McKenzie1107]

It’s like with my name (not revealing it) I’ve had it totally misspelled. It’s because with my name there’s multiple spellings and my name is a less common spelling. I’ve had it spelled in a way that wasn’t any of the spellings.

[@thatoneleaf9895]

999 like... i guide others to a treasure i can not possess

[@appelsina3497]

HE'S THE IMPOSTOR! DETAIN HIM!

[@monsoonchi]

The most frustrating part is the way Jack doesn't know that you're supposed to compare the fingerprints

[@NespeCoaching]

for real

[@yallclownsmypfpdescribesmy5652]

He does tho he did it before he just don’t pay much attention.

[@NadieNobody-k1r]

No, This 42:20 is the most frustrating thing

[@stainlessgrass5621]

Yes

[@katniss2000]

Hmm, I think him being extremely happy about getting the spacebar thing, then not using it most of the time is also on the list of annoying things xD

[@shaunpreston3654]

I couldn't imagine going to a country and sneaking something and then getting caught and having the patrol officer just Dab on you and yell DETAINED

[@BitterJoyXx]

Shaun Preston time stamp to when he dabs? Lmao please?

[@Ohflipsnap]

Arstotzka has greatest dab! *DETAINED!*

[@CaptPengu]

Serella & BitterJoy 27:57

[@joshsonofzeus4759]

You can't imagine it, but you can watch it

[@gailpoulin1505]

it would be like coming across Jake Perraulta as a border guard

[@cole5702]

Jack- "Oh I didnt check the dates on their passport" Me- "Nah you good bro, I checked them for you"

[@sonnie_cosplay]

Same

[@Pulsarnix]

Same here

[@ma7soonbof103]

YeeYeeNationBTW samee😂

[@thesweat1167]

same

[@enoughcake4_2day49]

So true

[@IZK37]

Jack: doesn't feed son every second day Also Jack: "my son gets sick every second day!"

[@thelilinator6405]

Hmmmmmm I'm not sure but I think it's a coincidence

[@JoranTheMan123]

Shall detective Jack figure it out? Find out next episode!

[@katiescott3354]

buuuuut, it's cheaper to not feed the son and then just give him medicine.

[@komakozeee]

...hes doing it right let him play how he wants its cheaper to do it this way

[@baileythesleepless9966]

I'm pretty sure food leads to hunger, not the family getting sick. I think the heat is what does that but not sure

[@larawaldrop9998]

whoever does the subtitles is genius. It legit said **the giggles of an Irishman** I can’t 💀

[@alertlucasalexander9994]

those people deserve to be payed

[@nordic7453]

imagine trying to bring drugs to arstoztka, and when the border patrol finds out he just screams "DETAINED!!!!"

[@qubatistic4788]

And dabs over your detained body.

[@rey2544]

In the 2016 series, the last thing Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatobro... you were always my favorite!" In the 2019 series, one of the first things Jack said to Jorji was, "Potatoman!! You were always my favorite!" My heart has melted..

[@thesurfingstickmanyoutube6270]

His name is Sean.

[@Ghost.ofaStag.1976]

Rhea Pictures Jack is a screen name so either one is valid to refer to him :)

[@thesurfingstickmanyoutube6270]

Light Child, OK.

[@wooooshifgay9971]

No now stop watching pinkeyeintimacy

[@rencedionson273]

@@thesurfingstickmanyoutube6270 not an og

[@FlorianXXV]

Jack: "I don't know what year this game plays in." Game: *Has a date on every passport and a clock in the bottom that is used to check if that date is valid*

[@Man-xn1fp]

Bruh I saw this guy comment on another video his theory about how the game takes place in the 60s. It was like five paragraphs long and it was really well thought out, but he completely forgot that there was that timer in the corner

[@nerkdurgen5574]

*Every fucking day starts with the date in big white letters*

[@Bunnie_babie]

Clock in the game: am i a joke to you?

[@sillybilly6938]

@@nerkdurgen5574 😂

[@greatbaguette5652]

You can change the year I thought

[@apexyl5135]

I got a drinking game for y’all. *One shot when Jack says:* “Get the FUCK outta my line!” “Glory greatest” “Nocitationnocitation” *Three shots when Jack says:* “DETAAIINED” “Stupid people in my line…”

[@alphahendricks]

Just the new ones or the whole thing? 😏😏

[@PianoFish]

If we include "Glory greatest" I'd be dead 10 minutes in 😂 I'd add: finish your drink for "Potato man"

[@thelatinverse3862]

Do you want alcohol poisoning? Because that's how you get alcohol poisoning 😂😂

[@alphahendricks]

@@thelatinverse3862 lmao 🤣

[@Bruh-pk6ei]

Are you trying to kill people

[@peregrinus524]

Almost unanimously people picked Papers Please The Sims was a very close second *Visible Confusion*

[@snowflakeserpert6834]

*It was the only second.*

[@MrDeath5300]

if be close he meant by a mile

[@oliverpierce5118]

Ikr!!!

[@meatsauce12]

what about minecraft 😩

[@MrDeath5300]

@@meatsauce12 felix is getting the job done on that one

[@brookerood295]

“You can’t find happiness in 2019” Jack proved us wrong

[@jaydenlefferson6459]

Brooke Rood true

[@leondurkin5821]

So true

[@memelordz3848]

Why do u speak of the truth?

[@astridriko]

so true

[@gbangerlove]

Meme Lordz because it’s dangerous not too

[@phoebeyates5699]

Jack: I don’t know what year this takes place Game: Puts 1982 in multiple places

[@JJ-dh5vq]

It even has the date in the lower left corner at all times

[@theacematt2]

😂😂😂

[@Cow80y]

He even says it at 3:02

[@atlascandemir8067]

1982: Am I a joke to you?

[@tastu5]

Ok anybody else DO NOT LIKE THIS COMMENT IT'S AT 666

[@rhuridking]

Anyone back after Mark's new series???

[@declantecho1717]

Greetings!

[@clareswanson8744]

Me!

[@andwatifisedno]

Yeppers!

[@loodle.doodles]

Yep

[@JD-it2vz]

Yessir

[@evanpetrolle2596]

“What do we call you sir?” “First name: Glory. Last name: Greatest.”

[@OKayD3N]

Actually, that’s not his name

[@evanpetrolle2596]

William CISZEWSKI As a matter of fact it is!

[@boulevardbat2989]

jack: IM ALLOWED TO LET U THRU BUDDY! LIL POTATO MAN HAVE A GOOD TIME!! potato man: yOu cAlLeD ?

[@victoriaward-boyd4549]

😂😂😂

[@beepboop8387]

NO MR POTATO MAN!!!

[@captaincamel6555]

I like to think Jorji is some insanely rich man that likes to mess with people.

[@tommybomby4122]

lmao yeah

[@beyondin]

Mr Beasztch

[@noizepusher7594]

NEW HEADCANNON

[@jetisnotthereyet]

YES

[@ufoteeth.]

trying really hard not to make a squid game reference here

[@mrchoccimilk5204]

I really appreciate whoever did the captions (I'm guessing the editor but dont want to credit the wrong person in case). I usually put on captions because I find it easier to process what's happening and it always brightens my day when they are customised to the video instead of auto generated, I understand that doing so probably takes a lot of time, especially for this hour long video. thank you for going through the work to get this done :)

[@makaylahaverluk667]

Jack: "party like it's 1912 . . . I don't know when this game takes place" Also Jack: *has been checking the validity of the dates on passports for almost an hour*

[@n0tl142]

Cold war I'm pretty sure

[@makaylahaverluk667]

@@n0tl142 I'd say its safe to assume it takes place during the cold war. I mean the cold war was 1945-1990 and this game takes place in November 1982

[@n0tl142]

@@makaylahaverluk667 I'd imagine it's in East Germany

[@Jay-mq2ng]

Makayla Haverluk Papers Please is based off a Russian story taking place during the Cold War

[@nameguy7632]

More then an hour

[@Primis00]

Jack: keeps reading date. Also jack: I don't know what year this takes place

[@trolliangathering2397]

I wish I could like but its at 69 likes

[@LadyGrey260]

ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa boy do I have new for you

[@coltonadame6282]

Jack: people wanted Papers, please almost unanimously Also Jack: but Sims was a close second

[@hirocheeto7795]

Something's a bit off 'ere

[@calimorale9880]

...

[@N31S0N]

Colton Adame that’s hilarious

[@kaidkemp7544]

Yeah that's what he said funny funny we all watched the video

[@miradreamer6274]

Colton Adame yessss

[@shannonfeaver452]

This game needs to be revisited every 4 years. So it's about due again

[@bunnymaekay]

1st episode of Papers Please: "You feel really bad for denying people" Revisited 1st episode of Papers Please:

[@endregrevskott8053]

Mable Fox he litteraly dabbs on them

[@aytanavittan1825]

Revisited 1st episode of Papers Please: "please let me through" - "im sorry, haha, this is glory greatest get tHE FUCK OUTTA MY LINE" 8:32

[@laurena2588]

Jack: I can finally let potato man through! The real potato man: ᴬᴹ ᴵ ᴬ ᴶᴼᴷᴱ ᵀᴼ ᵞᴼᵁ?

[@kidwhositsinthecorner8171]

How did you change the font ?

[@laurena2588]

Kid who sits in the corner I used an app, and then copy and pasted 🙂

[@linkedwinters]

399. thats a great price

[@kidwhositsinthecorner8171]

@@laurena2588 oh thanks

[@dasadd6374]

Lauren Amer u cute

[@brittanymalzahn6479]

“Do you know what you’re getting? *DETAINED.* Hehehe. That makes me feel so good. Makes me feel like a big man.” - Every Dictator Ever

[@softminkzies3599]

Imagine being detained and he/she just turns and giggles that to themselves as youre dragged away

[@bandit5875]

*GASSED

[@daddymcnostrils9701]

XD

[@RuinQueenTv]

Brittany Malzahn I Was literally watching that part when I seen this lol

[@Hephaestus328]

Woman: “I will literally die if I go back” Jack: “that’s crazy, but I don’t know who the FUCK ASKED”

[@bt42_howitzer]

Jack: It's time to play an old game- Papers Please: GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!

[@tailboner2919]

_in a reality where sean tries to cross_ Jacksepticeye: here’s my papers Employee: This passport says Jack but the Card says Sean Jacksepticeye: see that’s bec- Employee: DETAINED

[@hafizhhadiawan4507]

@@manoerinafanchannel3196 lol

[@Trqderr]

DABTAINED!

[@Mojojojo9001]

YOUR MUST BE LYING, DETAINED!!!!!!

[@trinity3631]

DAB-TAINED!

[@ThatGuyUpThere]

I have two names.

[@AustinIsntHere]

Jack: “Im ready to get in there and just...” Whiteboard: “ИIATƎꓷ” 2:01

[@Kamuy4226]

lmao

[@jamstandish]

Looc Yrev

[@ironnnnnn]

DETAIN*ED*

[@adipocere3340]

@@aces5thalternateaccount464 if you say no homo

[@boone1156]

how do you get a backwards E?!

[@LethalLaurie]

Jack: "My son gets sick every other day." Also Jack: "You don't need to have food *every* day!"

[@TypicalUkraine_]

Sims fans: Hey, why not bring back The Sims? True Arstotzkans: Nyet. You do Papers, Please.

[@Overused_Username]

Нет, вы делаете документы, пожалуйста.

[@youraveragecommunist6258]

Glory to arstotzka

[@RanMouri82]

In Soviet Russia, Papers, Please does you!

[@Mojoemojow]

GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY. YOU DO PAPERS BABIOSHKA

[@miradreamer6274]

Typical Ukraine GLORY MOTHER PROUD

[@bhouse3173]

I like how over the years you can see jacksepticeye slowly transform into a Viking

[@eagletgriff]

an irish viking

[@constabrielbell4523]

He should’ve been a leprechaun but the years have been nice to him.

[@afuea-qg5yo]

lol

[@pyrofan80]

“I did a poll and people, almost unanimously, voted for Papers, Please. The Sims was a close second.” I see a problem with this statement.

[@brentmurray474]

DETAINED! *DAB*

[@clarec1984]

Discrepancy Detected

[@Etriant]

I know right? Jack doing a poll is very suspicious

[@harlem_snipezz]

@@clarec1984 ENTRY PERMIT HGFBC-HGEYSH PASSPORT EGDHEB-HSBEJS

[@yalikejazz0]

*DETAINED*

[@Trainz4days]

This series is well over 3 years old now, yet I see none of the top comments clarify the Diplomats. Diplomats require an authorization document, and on that document "Arstotzka" must be listed, that means the Diplomat has authorization to enter the country. Later down the line when forgeries are introduced, Diplomatic Authorization documents can also be forged, meaning that you must pay extra attention to the document's seal. Thought I'd mention it in case anyone who hasn't played Papers, Please is interested in trying out lmao.

[@torinicole3837]

I always get the diplomats wrong 🤦‍♀️

[@javyz6197]

"I don't know what year this game takes place in" he says in a game, where checking valid *dates* is a core part of the game

[@whatthefridge1o1]

I also love how he said 1920 something but rly its the 80s

[@TheDutchCreeperTDC]

I think Jack just puts his brain to sleep with some good ol' Irish whiskey before recording these videos.

[@rose1246]

November 23rd, 1982 at the beginning of the game lmao

[@thelastsliceofbread4098]

1982

[@_wolfynstine]

“My love of detaining people outweighs my love of human empathy” No truer words were ever spoken... 😂

[@corbanbausch9049]

lol

[@gbangerlove]

That’s a scary phase

[@ryanjapan3113]

FryManAuty Vlogs agreed

[@dinogamer3297]

This Is Why Jack Doesn't Have Anyone To Love Him

[@trinity3631]

His need to dab on them haters outweighs everything else.

[@pro-totype8010]

Papers, Please Jack: Where is your Passport Jack: Don’t say you have it here Woman: WhAt iS paSSpOrT?

[@sunacchi9402]

24:54

[@catnibba3566]

Nobody: Jack: *D E T A I N E D*

[@pro-totype8010]

TRIGGERED CAT *NOICE*

[@annieg29]

i remember years ago watching your papers please videos in this chair i had in my room after middle school. now i’m finishing 10th grade, my room has completely changed, but i’m still sitting here watching papers please after school. time really is a circle

[@wubbyy7375]

Inspector: *let‘s person through the border* CITATION! Reason: Incorrect number of blood cells.

[@froggekun]

*lets

[@grugiv]

Aja's Channel Bruh

[@bigjelly3384]

@@grugiv Bruh moment

[@the_grim_gamer3039]

@@froggekun this is a KZbin comments section not a Reddit post where everything has to be perfect

[@gavincarle3063]

@@the_grim_gamer3039 Bad example, Reddit posts are never perfect

[@IsThisUsernameAvailable]

*GLORY GREATEST!* This video should be called: "Papers Please... The Return of Potato Man"

[@advanceringnewholder]

jack notice this man please

[@AgentWarfstache89]

that should be the playlist name

[@Deneberus]

He was always Jack's favorite

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

He's the one that's always causing trouble. That's bad. That's bad. That's bad. That's bad.

[@advanceringnewholder]

@@HunhowsShadowStalker Little potato man, you're always my favourite

[@gutzbin]

36:51 “this does not look like you, your hair is shorter!” Jack does not understand the concept of hair growth.

[@T.V-001]

Mazen Fire or they got a haircut but ok

[@whitneycampbell1588]

Andrew Previtera maybe chill a bit?

[@darkdeathlord1102]

@@ssauce_kingggaming6375 That's definitely not true, maybe kids, or weird trendy people, but they aren't something else just because you disapprove of it And before you point my descriptions above, I said maybe

[@cadyatkinson2403]

I thought the same thing😂

[@T.V-001]

To all of u all I did was say they coulda gotta haircut why everyone so mad ;(

[@strawberrymilkshake2789]

52:10 Not me crying over how Jack was so excited thinking that was _THE_ *Mr Potato Man*

[@matthewpool6508]

Jack: "You mean well" Potato Man: smuggling hard drugs

[@b.fgaming3030]

Nah potato smuglin all da drugs

[@isabelm2963]

You fools, everyone knows he is smuggling in potatoes

[@vendableart]

I don't smuggle drugs PLEASE DO NOT ARREST ME

[@xPhantom_404x]

He does eventually

[@josephdavison4189]

@@vendableart YES U DO NOW GET DETAIIIIIIIIINEEEEED

[@stilettogamingtv6024]

Jack: "Hey potato man!" Potato Man: *comes next in line* Jack: ಠ⌣ಠ

[@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087]

lol

[@thereaversden6847]

His face was absolutely priceless. Best laugh I have had all playlist haha

[@lucky_shot8331]

Imagine boarder patrol acts like Jack “Get the FUCK OUTTA MY LINE” XD

[@laboon344]

Hello

[@justapassingperson6546]

Hi

[@AzguardMike]

Hi Sir do you have your passport? no Then get the FUCK OUTTA MY LINE!!!!! no "D-D-DETAIN!!!!!!!"

[@evdspark9019]

Honestly would make going on holiday way more entertaining

[@hannahpickles4825]

They pretty much do act like that

[@ivancubacub531]

glad to see Sean still being a cold-hearted border inspector on his second playthrough

[@pepper7283]

nobody: Jack: If you're eating everyday there is something wrong with you

[@---ng7ke]

Pepper Beavs it’s true tho

[@Portal2Fan111]

Fossiliferous lol do u eat everyday?

[@NumerousBee]

What if u eat 3 times a day

[@---ng7ke]

Joda no

[@daniel.5191]

person: has fake documents *detain button pops up* jack: i'm about to end this man's whole career

[@abrahamlincoln8748]

3:55 “thank God my Second stamp overrides the first one” It doesn’t. Denial beats Approval every time, you lucky bastard.

[@HelloIamCloudy]

*Intense breathing noises*

[@ivanflow8827]

Yeah lol once I denied somebody but then I realized the passport was right so instead I stamped approved but he still got denied and I got a citation.

[@Ms.Anonymous]

:O

[@datfatboi2293]

I've managed to accept someone I've denied simply by stamping accept over and over and nearly covering the whole stamp, it worked. Even with the reason stamp too.

[@MilanousMedia]

Every time Jack doesn't spot a mistake and the audience does we draw the sharpest inhale ever

[@alertlucasalexander9994]

fr though

[@MustafaKamal-uv7bv]

KZbin notification : Jack plays paper please Me : Am I dreaming?

[@GavinFurtado_]

Ikr

[@DanielaLopez-fq5do]

Mustafa Kamal okkkkr

[@depressionscoffee3846]

actully tho. its been so long

[@adoradelacruz1889]

Yeh me too I thought it was one of his old vids

[@fountgarde]

You’ve time traveled!

[@alajmi_2727]

Man: wears different clothes from passport. Jack: is that your face?!

[@89muadib]

Jack: Glory to Artotzka Me: *Bursting in happy tears*

[@cuvsly]

Jack:DETAINED!!!! Me: *Crying tears of happiness*

[@trap9388]

omg omg omg PAPERS PLEASE

[@theitalianstallion973]

Jack:get the fuck out of my line!!! Me: *Thats new*

[@walterwhite3372]

Anyone: *breathes* Jack: *D E T A I N*

[@tylernorton.0690]

Jack:I won't be playing old series Papers please: *_Yes but actually no_*

[@tylerbianco6426]

Tyler TB you are my clone ::))))))

[@Overused_Username]

Да, но на самом деле нет

[@ericguignard8629]

Just fuck off and stop Hating on his old series

[@BraveLilToasty]

The line is wrong, Papers please is supposed to say: No but actually yes.

[@BraveLilToasty]

Although it is still correct in a way.

[@hello8351]

*sees thumbnail* Me : " I'm so proud of this community "

[@khanhtrungvlog5260]

Your should be

[@masteronmace]

I'm so proud of this motherland.

[@law23man54]

Why no happy wheels

[@dundundunnn8978]

@@law23man54 same I miss happy weels

[@creator_andocs]

Me too

[@chickenisgood1]

My new favourite quotes "sexuality is a spectrum, I dont know if you're male or female" "DETAINED" Edit: damn why so many likes thanks tho

[@demerdan4536]

*faces look exactly the same* Jack: is that your face?

[@pixelizations]

Lol

[@parker0216]

jack: "...welcome back to papers, please" me: *nostalgia noise*

[@Anthony-gy9qr]

I like how his singing in the beginning was off key and then it started sounding like when he first did it

[@redactedredwood8393]

Me: *_off key nostolgia noise_*

[@lparker2171]

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN

[@jessicaslater4243]

Handy tip for anyone playing this game now: Entrants will only ever have one "major" discrepency. Forgetting a piece of paperwork but then remembering when asked, or making a wrong statement (length of stay, purpose response) doesn't count as a "major" discrepency. Major discrepencies are things like wrong names, mismatched photos/numbers, etc. There will never be more than one of these per entrant. Once you spot a major discrepency, the course of action becomes clear. If it's a discrepency that is cleared (verifying fingerprints, for example), you can feel safe approving them. If it's a discrepency that CAN'T be cleared (mismatched ID numbers, fingerprints don't match, etc) then feel safe detaining/denying them. You don't have to worry about there being any other discrepencies that will nail you with a citation.

[@Aishiteru1803]

What about the order? Should we help them out?

[@CruelestChris]

@@Aishiteru1803 For this question you are detained.

[@Aishiteru1803]

@@CruelestChris yikes

[@connorinuzuka8319]

Someone: **Comes in with fake documents** Jack: **Big deep breath** other person: "Um..." Jack: "DETAINED!"

[@insectinatorpathnamesis5392]

Me:scrolling youtube (Sees thumbnail) Me:GLORY GREATEST ARSTOSKA

[@juliangarcia1234]

you spelt it wrong Arstotzka

[@brandonrutkowski6775]

It's ok, it's a maid up cuntrie enyway... Oh no! The gramar police even found us here LOL

[@bluefire3679]

Jacksepticeye plays Papers Please. Everyone: HELL, YES.

[@user-su6ts9wm1h]

*Happy wheels you fkn traitors*

[@amongusdrip436]

HELLL YEA nostalgia

[@8r1tn3y5]

I'vebEEN hoPIng For THis DAy TO COmEEEEE REEEEEEE

[@emma_nutella58]

Person: passport? JAck: Don’t you say it Person: Oh i have it here Jack: *screams in Arstotzkian*

[@imnotusingthisanymore2300]

why do you exist

[@ajjpyt]

i love everything about your yt account

[@rickeyl.669]

Woah your PROFILE NAME

[@robloxjj1104]

Wait how is jacks logo there in ur name

[@captaincody32]

Lol good one here's your 1,000th like have a good day.

[@ILoveVagina420]

I love how he helps the ladies from Dari from being killed but not that poor guys wife that will be killed lol

[@KashiKay]

Right?

[@NobuNobuSimp]

Jack: Where is entry permit? Potato man: Arstotzka still best country for sure Jack:...........

[@deanolsan5484]

Border patrol: what are you here for? Jack: work. Border patrol what kind of work are you doing? Jack: do you have 90 minutes?

[@jeramyarmstrong6043]

Get out

[@cementflavouricecream]

“I just detain people because it’s fun” ... could you imagine if a cop said that?

[@HelloThere-os3ev]

Frick the police lol

[@catalina481]

Well I this some of them think that way when they encounter people of color, sadly 🤔

[@BigHailFan]

could you not?

[@jesterjacks3933]

*Really happy voice while face looks extremely depressed* While Broadway dancing with a rusted lead pipe and old shoes "WELCOME TO AMERICA WE'RE IMPOVERISHED AND SAD I CANT PAY OF MY COLLEGE DEBTS THE ECONOMY'S BAD MY SISTER DIED FROM ASSAULT BECAUSE THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON HER EX ABUSER GOT OUT ON BAIL THEY UNFORTUNATELY DIDN'T TELL HER WHEN HE GOT OUT OF JAIL HE SHOT HER IN HER THREE TIMES AND THEN IN HER CHEST BOY I LOVE MY COUNTRY, YES AMERICA'S THE BEST

[@felixmima721]

Temmie Loves Donuts they do

[@rubyseverinwhitworth9066]

Jack: checks photos because the photo looks angrier. Also Jack: let's through photo with a totally different face

[@SuperDuperSeb]

Lmao

[@willcurran3129]

Game clearly says 1982 Jack: Party like it’s 1913, I don’t know what year it is

[@fryday394]

1912*

[@rorycoverdale3199]

According to Vortex Mapping, Arstotzka gained independence in 1939. They had a headcanon over what caused the 6-Year War, but they appear to have deleted it.

[@trinity3631]

*Man enters checkpoint with bomb* Jack: Glory greatest! Come on in! *Man enters with botched passport* Jack: DETAINED!

[@omnicupid6694]

It's like how teachers treat kids who fight vs. how teachers treat kids violating the dress code.

[@kimuires]

Rip the poor lady he sent to death because she didn’t have all the documents then was followed by two discrepancies that Jack said “I don’t care if I get a citation”

[@McKenzie1107]

Omni Cupid no it’s like how teachers at my old school treat popular kids vs. how they treated me and my friends

[@jesse4857]

Potato man: *hands me a 6 year olds drawing of a passport* Me: *stamps yes because I feel bad*

[@reaganriggles8526]

You're the one that always like fake passports. That's bad. No! My little potato man you were always my favorite. *Jacksepticeye screams*

[@darcygoldorf5058]

@@reaganriggles8526 YES LITTLE POTATO MAN

[@randomanimator7847]

YES POTATO MAN IS BACKK

[@catherinevo6060]

Jesse Boudreau POTATO MAN 🥔

[@unknownpie2537]

I always stamp potato mam

[@blakethames7346]

Jack: *gets special hotkey to check discrepancies* also jack: doesn’t ever use hotkey

[@juno5773]

"What are you in for" "I didnt renew my passport"

[@Notquitekris]

Asterisk “Did he yell DEtAiNeD?”

[@pretzel502]

Note You do not need to inspect then deny, just stamp

[@lovegame8926]

@@pretzel502 oh you're bacon ‼️😄 I'm a fan

[@pretzel502]

love game Thx :)

[@noicebroice]

50:50 "Party like... it's.. 1912 idk what year this game takes place in." But.. but Jack. Isn't that what you've been checking for the past hour?

[@AndrewF35]

Otacon464 he actually does, if it is 1983 or 1984, he doesn’t need to check the day or month, because then it is automatically correct, meanwhile, that is not true for 1982

[@Entropy_arts]

Brice Sanford party like its 1918! :3

[@jacksonaltuna6335]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@roguechimera597]

Oh my fucking god

[@roguechimera597]

@Otacon464 not true

[@STR4NG3RDANGER]

1: What are you in for? 2: I killed a man. You? 1: ...Jack... 2: Oh, that's tough. Pass expiration or wrong gender? 1: ...I gained a pound after getting my documents. 2: Yeah, that's around 'Jack' standards. Go huddle in with the others. *Points at large mass of people. 1: ? 2: It's everyone Jack detained. You'll fit right in. *[THIS STORY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ARSTOKSKAN WRITERS, BASED ON TRUE EVENTS SEEN IN THE VIDEO ABOVE.]*

[@rayniajonson567]

That was funny! 😄

[@toothpickprovider2614]

Underrated comment 👌

[@jamstandish]

GLORY GREATEST

[@STR4NG3RDANGER]

uhh.. no..? i dont care enough to copy and paste?

[@moneynbitches69]

Get this top comment, nOW

[@antequick]

Jack: My love of detaining people outshines any sort of human empathy That went dark pretty quick 😅

[@bradee_ns8932]

No one: Jack: *GLORY GREATEST MOTHER COUNTRY*

[@Harigan]

country mother proud*

[@jorgejimemez1627]

Jack: "Imma just let you in, if I get a citation, I get a citation." *women who got separated from her husband and would die if not let in appears* Jack: "I can't let you in" Just let her in man.

[@jorgejimemez1627]

@@baleofhay7660 if her husband isn't a terrorist, it's unlikely she is

[@shadowxneo]

i would, but this playthrough im roleplaying a fascist asshole.

[@JMBAD_art]

This killed me

[@jessicaslater4243]

Even funnier is that he denied the woman fleeing with her husband to avoid a citation, but then was willing to accept a citation for locking up Dari Ludum.

[@ch4z_bucks]

@@jorgejimemez1627 actually it is a common tactic of terrorists to pretend to be a family in order to lower suspicions of border officials.

[@shawn.spencer]

Jack: I can finally let Potato Man in! Potato Man: Hey I've got everything you requested Jack: Wait that's illegal

[@alertlucasalexander9994]

the confusion on seans face after he sees real potato

[@ccseries]

For a second there Jack thought Jorji was Jan, and I had the biggest shit-eating grin when Jorji came in and Jack was "EHH!?"

[@IndigoRyu]

One of the biggest plot twists in video game history. :D

[@fatoush977]

"I don't know what year this game takes place" Checks the date more than 20 times per level.