You're Naked - And You're A Cold Hearted B**** | House M.D..

Wilson is now dating his ex wife but House isn't having it.
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Season 6 Episode 17 "Knight Fall"
The diagnostics team takes on the case of a man roleplaying as a knight who collapses at the end of a duel during a Renaissance Fair, leading Foreman and Thirteen to head to the fair to investigate. Meanwhile, House learns that Wilson's newest girlfriend is his ex-wife, and tries all means to ruin the relationship in order to protect his friend from being hurt again.
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[@connorlindsay7983]

House is incredibly rugged and cranky looking. But every so often he gives off a look of complete goofiness. Hugh Laurie was absolutely perfect for the role.

[@connorlindsay7983]

@Eve's kiss oh I don't doubt that, and he probably gives off such a look cause he can get away with it.

[@connorlindsay7983]

@Christopher Marlowe Yeah, he's a pretty smart actor. And in being so smart he can play a whole array of characters so convincingly.

[@connorlindsay7983]

@@goodnamesareallgone1 I surprisingly have heard of it, but never looked into it aye. I might have too now!!!

[@scottvelez3154]

@Christopher Marlowe I'm with you, I'd turn gay for him for one night. Too bad I'm jailbait, but not for long.

[@depressoespresso3931]

Connor Lindsay I low key find him hot and I’m concerned about my sanity

[@superasian1116]

I love how House is a Chaotic Good/neutral person, he’ll make sure Wilson wouldn’t get his heart get split apart again like the first time but it’s not like he’s going to make it smooth for him.

[@stianyttervik9070]

Clearly a neutral evil person. He dismisses everyones feelings, casually and based on his own sense of right and wrong - which he grounds in rationality. The upper part of the 9 box alignment chart is for people who believe morality is well defined, common and applies to everyone. House clearly disagrees with that and trusts his own morality more often than not. At "best" he is some sort of true neutral.

[@boogerrrrr]

I think he's chaotic good/neutral, not evil. I know he breaks laws and is insane and does things without regard for pretty much anything, but he looks out for wilson (in his own demented way) and cares about his team. And oh right, he's a doctor who saves lives, again, in his crazy way. I think he's not evil, just miserable af with a myriad of mental issues.

[@marcusgaius]

@@stianyttervik9070 "one's own sense of right and wrong" clearly implies a chaotic character, and House has shown on a number of occasions that he's a genuinely a good person, if sometimes misguided. Ergo - chaotic good.

[@PR--un4ub]

@@marcusgaius Not a Paladin.

[@Vesdus]

It's crazy to me that someone would think that a doctor - someone who is actively saving people's lives day-by-day is evil. House is Chaotic Good. He doesn't play by other people's rules, but he strongly values human life and cures people. Also understand that evil isn't just disregarding human life/suffering - That's neutral. Evil is defined by actively destroying/maiming/torturing people - something that House NEVER does and would never do. House heals people not just physically but psychologically nearly every single episode. Please redefine what you think evil is.

[@as7river]

"Why the hell were you naked in the kitchen?" "That's not important" This friendship right here.

[@chrissycurtis4152]

House : "And Scene" This killed me he is so funny 😂😂

[@mitzinicoleritter211]

"End scene." BRILLIANT

[@DaFlashGuy7]

Everybody should try and get a bro like House.

[@rowlandbuck2703]

It’s amazing how many times you can watch these, and keep picking up little things missed before. I have literally watched this episode more times than I know, and I never caught onto why Cuddy was acting like this in front of Wilson. You miss one second of dialog that seems petty and unimportant, and that’s all it takes. I mean, I thought House was joking with Cuddy. I just now realized it actually happened lol.

[@oz_jones]

I think it was referenced at least once besides this, but it has been years since I watched this series.

[@zhongxina8427]

"Sure! they get older, their ovaries start drying up and nice guys like you look attractive again" - That's House for "nice guys finish last".

[@heyhoe168]

She gave him apron case she knows -- naked apron is sexier than simply naked body.

[@linasayshush]

I never trust House when he's being nice.

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

One shouldn't trust him most of the time.

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

@@moralityisnotsubjective5 Or... at all.

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

@@obsidironpumicia4074 Yeah, pretty much. Though he will do his best to save your life. Not because he cares, but because it's a mystery and he wants to solve it.

[@davethelong5093]

Same reason he is friends with Wilson, he was bored one night and Wilson seemed not boring + he needed someone to drink with

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@davethelong5093 And it lasted whole life, still not boring, as House said himself)

[@colinmackinnon696]

House figuring out Wilson is dating his ex wife describing her as a soulless harpy while holding that sword really seems like something Sherlock Holmes would do.

[@haydenjohnson5303]

You’re not gonna believe it when I tell you who the characters are based on

[@sayerihossain8075]

Exactly

[@mattgilbert7347]

Holmes Homes Home H O U S E Also he lives on Baker st and all the other stuff

[@Younes1717]

@@haydenjohnson5303 wushhh!

[@flickanrimsky]

@@mattgilbert7347 watson and wilson

[@GiordanDiodato]

"Sure. They get older, ovaries dry up, and nice guys like you look attractive again." LAWL

[@soapek7949]

Mgtow

[@2Good2BeTrue45]

Even the showrunners of House understood the nature of the woman

[@andy15z22]

Savage that was...

[@area85restorations75]

So your telling me there's hope then?!?

[@sohrabmarzi]

@Alexandra Diaz its usually the physically attractive ones

[@invertedgames7993]

This clip highlights the true story arc of the show. it's not about a doctor, or patients, or diseases. It's a story about a bromance between House and Wilson. And it's bloody brilliant

[@TanTan-Tanaris.]

Ok

[@invertedgames7993]

Ok

[@ArgonTheAware]

Especially at the end when they ride off together to spend Wilson's last days with each other, it was a fitting tribute to that "bromance" kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWPKiYiprKdkmcU

[@David-hg8fp]

take the b out of bromance and now we're talking

[@MANJYOMETHUNDER111]

Almost like the show had some sort of source material that had the same arc. OR SOMETHING!

[@Jack-sy8mr]

Nobody: House: Walks into hospital with sword

[@sarawachtel3319]

Actually......

[@sarawachtel3319]

Nobody: House: steals patient's sword from room and walks through hospital with it.

[@blacksnow7106]

Isn't that the sword he got from the medieval dudes?

[@psychronic8327]

@@blacksnow7106 the sword of hemlock stupidity it gives you +5 to sinicism and sarcasm

[@SvendleBerries]

- "Why does House have a sword?" - "We dont ask those kinds of questions anymore. Its just easier that way."

[@kevaninthe4135]

"He's actually capable of keeping a secret from me." "You'd be surprised by how many things Wilson doesn't tell you." "Would I?? Like how you slept with your father's best friend!" "I'm going to kill him." LOL I miss this show.

[@827Drew]

@@asparrow9876 Suit yourself, but I think you'll find yourself to be pretty lonely in life, lol. If you think you can't have a daughter, who would be from your own flesh and blood, I'd agree, you shouldn't have one. You realize you pick your wife, right? If you picked the wrong one, you'd have nobody to blame but yourself. :D

[@827Drew]

@@ReconCrusader What is a simp mentality? You should've just said 'you're a simp.' That would actually mean something. I would've said simpleton though, there's a new one to add to your arsenal of insults. You're welcome. I like how you learned a new word though, I'll be sure to give you a fake slow clap. So is your recon and crusading dedicated to using words in the wrong way? If so, you accomplished your goal, hats off to you my man.

[@lildomain]

A Sparrow Not every woman, though nowadays i would say at least 60-65% are. I would rather have a child that turned out to be a boy rather than a girl, there are many reasons to backup that statement with.

[@jasonjo1993]

@@asparrow9876 found the incel

[@827Drew]

@@lildomain I think every guy would rather have a boy. I can't speak for girls, because I'm not one. :D Don't hate on the girls though. If you have one, name her Hayley. Always loved that name, she's one of my favorite singers.

[@a_literal_brick]

Wow House actually cares about the emotional well-being of his friend

[@sebastianlodge7549]

Also will soon would be annoying for months on end after she dumped him.

[@oz_jones]

He always did. He did fake his death just to spend time with Wilson before he died.

[@architius]

Anybody should try to get a bro like house.

[@danielvaldez3778]

He is a nice guy, the only reason he treats everyone like idiots is because he made the wrong decision with his leg and does not want anyone to go trough the same problem

[@hoodlumvalleyt.v6836]

He’s red pilled baby

[@NikMP99]

-Why the hell were you naked in the kitchen??!!!! -Bah, that's not important right now lol XD Love this show so much

[@biggestbrowneyes]

Many people walk around naked in their homes ....Love House Peace

[@liquorsnake]

Gotta show off that Hugh Laurie body

[@redpoppy3569]

It is his house.

[@redpoppy3569]

@@biggestbrowneyes If they have no creepy crawlies or rodents. ugh

[@willnack5315]

I’m still hung up on that. It’ll drive me crazy!

[@rhysbailey6827]

Where did he get a sword?

[@succpranos]

His patient roleplayed as a medieval knight

[@natanmusmanthome6772]

If I'm not mistaken, it is from a patient that was "cosplaying" in a middle ages fair and competing in knight fights

[@Trollsty]

Can’t tell what’s better. The fact that there’s a funny reason he has it, or that I just didn’t question house having when I saw him with it.

[@ChadMojito]

The technical term is LARPing

[@kimberlys8422]

From the store

[@ICavalcadeI]

Cuddy was trying *so hard* to mind her business 😂😂😂

[@anonymousandcool]

is it just me or does the actress look like she has cried her eyes out and is now half esleep before every take??

[@kimberlywhitehead22]

She always looks like that.....she used to be on guiding light.....she played annie Lewis....same look...

[@lunargames5246]

@@kimberlywhitehead22 Unless you're gonna play the sad/depressed person in everything i'm not sure that's a good default facial expression to have especially if you're acting.

[@kimberlywhitehead22]

@@lunargames5246 if you watch old clips of guiding light with her in them, you will see what I am talking about....#annielewisonGL

[@bjchit]

Her voice was huskier on Titus.

[@saddieahsan]

Just you

[@Aigsup]

“The only difference is I’ll out last you”. Jeez that’s a line

[@oz_jones]

And he did

[@Myne1001]

I said that to a co-worker once. I was right. Technically owes me $20 for it too

[@godlygamer911]

House might be insane but at least he is a good friend when it counts.

[@WalterLiddy]

Actually through most of the series he's a terrible friend. It's Wilson who is always there for him, not the other way around. A big part of the arc for House as the series progressed was his learning to reciprocate in that friendship.

[@shantoledwards130]

I wish more ppl were like that

[@fusionxtras]

@@WalterLiddy but that is just their relationship, when wilson has cancer house fakes his death to spend his last 5 months with him. House frustrates Wilson, angers him, confuses, annoys, drugs and messes with him. But House won't hurt him emotionally.

[@brandonmeng8712]

As terrible of a personality as House has, he actually cares about a lot of people. Yes a lot of times he does doctoring because of the challenge BUT he truly cares about saving people, and also at times helping them through their problems, even if he does do it in the absolute most dickish way possible. Like when he found out about 13's mom's death and her reaction to him finding out the way he did? He realized he went about what he was trying to do in a completely wrong way but what he was doing was aimed to help not cause pain.

[@juanjose9686]

@@fusionxtras he faked his death because he had to. he was going back to jail for a stupid prank to the hospital hurting people and costing 1m or more to the hospital while on probation. if he hadn't done that, he could've spent those months with Wilson and still be a doctor after that.

[@choasbiscotti3146]

The fact he walked in with a sword and noone batted an eye makes the whole scene that much better

[@daynamorris2399]

I think they're just used to how wacky he is

[@terrathaw]

The nurses be like: UGH House is doing his shenanigans again

[@freshpeaches6886]

I thought it was his cane, did not notice

[@Dusk_Holloway]

"CODE SILVER!" "Hold on that's house." "FALSE ALARM!"

[@madman2u]

Brilliant deduction House, Sam must be short for Samantha.

[@TheTexas1994]

madman2u well the deduction wasn’t really “Sam is short for Samantha” it’s “Samantha is your ex-wife who you’re now dating”

[@siddarth3955]

That was the part of the joke, he purposely brought in his sword shit to cause the drama haha

[@JnEricsonx]

Fun fact, that's a deduction Sherlock DOESN'T make in the first ep of the BBC show, he gets everything right except for the fact that he's figuring that Watson's sibling is a guy.

[@chrisdiaz3043]

XD

[@ocifer]

to be fair I thought he was gonna say Samuel considering his jokes

[@darthbiker2311]

I am actually surprised House's dinner wasn't drugged and neither Wilson nor Sam went out cold.

[@Ank0kuoiiq]

Same 🤣

[@Maddmed]

Amen to that hahahaha

[@jamess069]

When it first aired I thought it was drugged, just not with something that would knock them out. When Wilson had to go to the bathroom right after eating my suspicions were seemingly confirmed. There were SOOO many ways that scene could have played out.

[@sandwichbreath0]

I was waiting for that too lol

[@Future_Hendrix]

The look on Wilson's ex-wife face when house stops acting was awesome you can tell she really believed Houses acting.

[@jeester27]

Meta comment on meta acting

[@shadekiller369]

@@jeester27 can you elaborate?

[@bepisman7273]

Fucking thank you. I hate youtube comments.

[@josephmanno4514]

@@bepisman7273 He commented.

[@bepisman7273]

@Joseph Manno cheap shot, but you're right

[@MrRayMac1963]

House truly loves Wilson, and would do anything to protect him. Even in his own misguided way. Everyone needs at least one best friend like that.

[@adamschwartz6918]

"Aaand scene". hahaha

[@smurfyday]

Derek Schwartz *End* scene. Sigh.

[@Totto87]

@@smurfyday Well I learned something new from you today. I always thought it was "And scene", not "End scene". Now that you mentioned it, it does make more sense. Thank you and have a nice day!

[@robinpedersen4033]

stop it. @@Totto87

[@TheWoodyHardon]

@@robinpedersen4033 I think it was aaaand scene, because that's when the acting started.

[@facethebeast3826]

@BlueJayRobin and scene is the same as end scene. Action starts it. And scene was a slang for and were done with the scene..

[@richsherman3921]

Damn yo. Young Cuddy getting smashed by dad's best friend.

[@jaimhaas5170]

hey she had plans to conquer the world...she was getting it done!

[@meganb.2249]

Why is there not a rap artist named Young Cuddy? O,o

[@schmassbinder]

There's Kid Cudi.

[@predicate]

+Rich Sherman sounds like a porn title

[@godlygamer911]

@@meganb.2249 are you joking or stupid?

[@rcnelson]

"Get out of this house, House." The man pulls no punches.

[@pathfinder44ltd]

As much as the HOUSE-WILSON BROMANCE is an interesting dynamic of the show, the WILSON-CUDDY ALLIANCE to protect & change House's misguided ways creates a 'WILSON-HOUSE-CUDDY PYRAMID' DIMENSION that is exquisitely enjoyable!

[@christianhillman1577]

I mean.... he IS doing this out of some sense of protectiveness regarding Wilson...

[@bagotoast]

Well if had one best friend (which I kinda already do) that dealt with my shit, and was willing to hang out with me despite my attitude, I think I’d be a bit protective if someone wanted to take them away/hurt them too.

[@audrijapal405]

"I got this" "By this, you mean a sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach?" this was hilarious

[@rosiepestel7836]

So funny...but so true!!

[@vladutcornel]

Wilson: "First time, he was naked. Second time, he brought a transvestite prostitute" Cuddy: Yep! That sounds about right.

[@MrSmith-nx5uw]

Deadpool: This is not a medical drama, it's a story of friendship Edit: Coming here after 2 years and unexpectedly finding my comment having 399 likes😮😮

[@mattevans4377]

I presume she actually did turn out to be evil, given she's not with Wilson by the end of the show.

[@unlimited971]

@Blue it actually did.

[@unlimited971]

@Blue what kind of answer is that? are you 6 years old?

[@unlimited971]

@@beergineer432 in what?

[@emperormouse5487]

@@MouseGoat Calm down Aristotle, a one word answer would have sufficed.

[@emperormouse5487]

​@@unlimited971 he roasted you old school

[@triplemoyagames4195]

House was really looking out.

[@kimberlys8422]

_"Remember what he was like after that?"_ I remember how House after Cuddy dumped him.... so...🤣🤣🤣

[@oz_jones]

He always was

[@siddarth3955]

Really House looked after Wilson and vice versa ... Like both were equally there for each other, yeah Wilson does purjury for house but it was his own mistake for he snitched for House but he also sacrifices his job for House. Superficially the show seems as if Wilson is putting more into the friendship but really it's equal ... House even saves Wilson's job once when Wilson was going to reveal he gave morphine to a dying patient ...

[@fluxtwee2804]

Siddarth Reddy not to mention he faked his desth just to spend time with wilson

[@Atimes3equalsMe]

You should do that one episode that is focused around Wilson and House’s team is just doing crazy shit in the background doing what we usually see as normal

[@Atimes3equalsMe]

Hooray I think it’s 6 x 10 “Wilson”

[@manoftomorrow79]

I love how House both respects Wilson's wishes while at the same time in secret is being overly protective as a friend letting Samantha know that he's onto her. Everyone needs a good friend like House in their life looking out for them even when they can't see the wrong people in their life.

[@RajeshKumar-gj6qz]

He outlasted everybody

[@miguelluis483]

Even himself.

[@oz_jones]

@@miguelluis483 and wilson

[@ironcladnomad5639]

7:51 - the glare of a truly mad genius. What an amazing performance.

[@painoftheheart12]

How you knew Sam was going to be the worst. The fact that when House called goes out for what she did to Wilson, she first defends herself, but then becomes angry at House. She decides she hates him because he cares about the same man she is supposed to be caring about. She doesn't love Wilson as much as House does, and as such, has no business being with him. Your mate should be your best friend.

[@ChuChild]

@ he's not a prick though. He's just honest lol

[@JMittenkit]

@@adolfoontiverossosa2166 Please change your approach to arm-chair psychology. The "Alpha-beta" theroy dosen't work with humans. Its too wide of a brush as Humans have much higher level of thought than Pack animals. I have never seen a democratic vote for the good of all Wolves by Wolves. I could be wrong though. Maybe its a secret conference. Tiny desks and chairs.

[@brandonmeng8712]

@ I mean him calling her a cold hearted bitch is not an excuse to hate him. Not when she's back with the man she destroyed that she supposedly cares deeply about now. If she really cared about Wilson she would have told him how she understands how he feels about her but things are different and she will prove it to Wilson, not House, Wilson and House can witness her change through Wilson's happiness.

[@sparrow_solas]

@@JMittenkit found the beta

[@listrahtes]

With House their relationship had zero chance of success from the beginning because like a jealous child he made it about "her or me".

[@KimPossibleShockwave]

"Like how you slept with your father's best-friend?" "...I'm gonna kill him." Ah, I love the humour in this show. :D

[@ohdamnman]

Despite some of his more glaring flaws in personality hes actually a really good friend

[@Winchester-xw8uy]

You know it's serious when House actually tries to protect Wilson

[@muyou6589]

They are like two girls who want the same guy and decided to approach diferently

[@abderraoufsmail9229]

She used to be a man 😂

[@fettuccinealfredo4393]

She *IS* a man

[@goodbye7236]

Raouf Smail *like a lady but the lady is man*

[@MathStringInputOutpu]

She wants to be a man!

[@georgeg.1066]

*It is MA'AM.*

[@ariefrifqymjn]

@Malakai Blue or samuel

[@BoatJacker2]

7:25 Her expressions looks like shes about to cry haha

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Omair Virk Hahahahahaha. What's so funny about someone's face? Okay, lets laught at your face now. Hahahahahaha!

[@АЛЕКСАНДРФИЛИПС-м6р]

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 humor is a primal response to nonunderstadning. Which therefore precedes a reaction. Fight or flight depending on the persons morals and inner beliefs. The laugh is a change in breathing pattern based around someone's imagination and inability to understand why or what something is. So laugh and anger are two sides of the same coin.

[@thetimelords911]

@@АЛЕКСАНДРФИЛИПС-м6р I read this is House's voice.

[@АЛЕКСАНДРФИЛИПС-м6р]

@@thetimelords911 in* and you might want to consider cutting back on the amount of house you watch its affecting your larynx. the narrative function part of your brain.

[@thetimelords911]

@@АЛЕКСАНДРФИЛИПС-м6р lmao

[@jaimhaas5170]

Good job of creating the "enemy within" in this ending scene. How many of us have encountered this sort of evil and never had a clue?

I knew but I ignored my gut feeling. For some reason we're still friends and the chemistry is still there. Both of us concentrated on our education at the time so mutual breakup when we didn't end up at the same school. My wife hated her. My gf also hates her. She do enjoy to push their buttons, make it seem like we have an affair and such. When she was highly pregnant she came over and tricked my wife her kid was mine. Opened the door and she said "hey, baby daddy". I automatically said Hey back then my mind went "Wait, what?!" For some reason I turned my head to my wife with an unmistakenly confused "oh shit" face expression. Oh boy! Wife's face expression was priceless. I agreed to take care of her kids for a few days. I wasn't home, gf who hadn't met her yet answered. She asked if I was home, then did the same thing again with gf. I forgot to warn gf about her. "Here, you can take care of his kids until he come back." Now mind you I already have five daughters. Came home, heard her kids playing and didn't think anything of it. Came into the kitchen and gf were livid! "You have f***ing eight kids!!!". My response "Oh!". The kind of oh that can mistakenly be interpret as "oh, I forgot to tell you about those kids". Remembered instantly of what I had forgot to do. Not sure why she mess with them. Maybe that's how she shows affection. I've asked she avoids the question. Think she may have some regrets. At least she did me the favor of not messing with them too much when I asked her to.

[@nicolarose8026]

Gotta love anyone who is that relaxed and comfortable in their own body that it never phases them when they are standing in the buff in front of some random stranger.

[@ΓιαννηςΒασ-ψ8μ]

Loved how house tried to protect his friend from getting heart-broken again by his wife while making him think that he approves the relationship in order not to make him worried.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Loved how you described what we all saw.

[@noahgibson482]

When you think about it Wilson is an extremely wealthy, handsome man. Regardless of his ‘wuss’ behavior he would have zero issue holding a relationship.

[@bellerain381]

I actually like Wilson better than House! 😄😄

[@ThaFuzzwood]

You, attractive to all the wrong women.

[@alzychoze6591]

Right!

[@lukaavaliani9294]

*DESPERATION 100*

[@IamClipsus]

I recognize that pfp

[@stevenzeoli6147]

I love the way Cuddy’s voice squeaks when she says, “great…””

[@ariamaze9081]

House: "Like how you slept with your father's best friend" Me: "Dammm... 😨"

[@Mr.Death101]

As the hot chick left the toast popping out of the toaster was a great metaphor

[@Captn_Slow]

Just realised Steven Fry have a similar scene in Sherlock Holmes movie. He played Mycroft bumping into Watson's wife in the morning, also naked. What a coincidence.

[@EPrimeify]

The wife was naked or Fry was?

[@roshanash2248]

@@EPrimeify Fry

[@ernestojerezaguilar2006]

House is a great friend, like 100% behind his friend

[@lynsayspasstime4257]

She was naked in the kitchen? No I was naked in the kitchen Why where you naked in the kitchen Not important right now 😂😂

[@lrmcatspaw1]

She obviously does NOT know House very well. When House openly calls you an enemy, you are on really thin ice :D. House.... Outlast.... mental hospital.... Oh....

[@dreamreaver1218]

5:52 Imagine if he was still naked in the kitchen.

[@mimibee409]

"I know in your own demented way, you're thinking that you're looking out for me" House didnt even argue or bat an eyelid🤣

[@oz_jones]

Turns out, House was right

[@moustafa2253]

Damn Cuddy is hawt.

[@kalmalvo7607]

More like "nawt"

[@moustafa2253]

@@kalmalvo7607 ?

[@lSomeRandomGuyl]

No me

[@tacticalkyuubi8147]

Yes to all!

[@ImNotADeeJay]

Is she? I'm more into the Cameron types

[@-Benito-]

Who the hell only toasts half of a bagel

[@LeoArctica]

Apparently House does XD

[@Olacoker]

🙋🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@bagotoast]

House is pure chaos, of course he roasts half of his bagel. 😂

[@shinjaokinawa5122]

My Mom, She can't eat a whole Bagel.

[@aross1392]

A crazy person

[@christinaz.271]

Can House be my friend, please? LOVE THAT GUY!!!

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

ME TOO

[@jaimhaas5170]

It ain't all roses. Most people couldn't possibly handle this type of NARC safely.

[@christinaz.271]

@@jaimhaas5170 it sure ain't, but nobody's perfect. I'd love to have a person like House in my life.

[@rachelparker7314]

He might drug you tho...

[@davisnicholas9123]

I love house. But I'd hate to be his friend.

[@hrgirl26]

I love how House loves his friend.

[@mirjana72mb]

"I can wait" "For what?" "To tell you 'I told you so'." I felt this.

[@taj8231]

I love when she naively grabs the orderve from house who lures her right into his web.

[@brodatious2336]

Lol I think you meant "hors d'oeuvres"

[@tedros6917]

hes not stupid enough to do anything bad to it

[@alanbarnett718]

@@tedros6917 Yet.

[@ilmaio]

Orderve, seriously? 😂😂

[@sonofizzy]

When someone such as House accepts you as a true friend, his loyalty knows no bounds.

[@thebellamays]

I wish they would bring house back.

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Where?

[@masters.1000]

Just no. Imagine half of the jokes can't be said just because of SJW, Jews and feminazis.

[@radoo1149]

@@masters.1000 imagine actually thinking like that lmao

[@verynicehuman]

@@masters.1000 jews? the creator of houseMD david shore is jewish, producer brian singer is jewish. wha u talking about bro?

[@solidmoon8266]

Except they wouldn't really be able to without completely cocking up the ending.

[@JamesWilliams-vo8ld]

Wilson should’ve known House is never nice just to be nice

[@UnSeeN_Ag0ny]

House is a real homie watching Wilson’s back

[@MrZmaster13]

2:58 His reaction is just PERFECT I cant stop gigglin xD

[@TheEldarie]

Resembles Joker from "The Dark Knight"

[@arronax3319]

Awww House wants to protect his little Wilson :'(

[@oz_jones]

Bros before hoes

[@thelewis2898]

I love how he just casually walks in with a damned sword.

[@rhapsodyinglue8758]

The painting behind Cuddy and Wilson at the cafeteria was a perfect symbolism of his struggle to see clearly with his ex-wife. Also, Cuddy’s failure to see the necessity of her involvement as a friend. Very foggy

[@hajleselasije2368]

no it's not, it's her way of arousing suspicion in Wilson

[@leviandz5682]

I’ve watched so many of these I’m just gonna go and start watching the whole series now

[@cannedmemes4178]

House was red pilled even before Red Pill was a thing

[@marceloxavier9113]

House in his special way was actually taking care of Wilson's feelings. That's a great friend.

[@joew2236]

I just realized Wilson isn’t Wilson’s first name.

[@leximusmaximus4593]

You'll be surprised to know that the characters names were based on Sherlock Holmes too. Wilson substitute for Watson, House substitutes for Holmes.

[@Maws92]

Cuddy looked fine as hell in this clip Jesus!

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

I think she always looked fine, and that's coming from a straight woman) She still looks fine 10 years later)

[@siddarth3955]

She does look good, her only problem is head to body ratio, her head seems a little big for her body, maybe she could get a bit more curvy which would make her hotter or maybe I am over analyzing shit because of my lonely life ...

[@sweetspicy7880]

Cuddy is hot as hell , extremely shiny yet perfect

[@britneychase6000]

Oh God I know

[@Stuart267]

Yep it seems a lot of people don't think so, they prefer Cameron. Low standards I guess

[@claiminglight]

I don't feel that enough people understand that House is the most Good man on the show.

[@brandonlee9887]

Everyone needs a friend like house.

[@grimgrinners]

House has a sword. A sword!! I love it!!!

[@popstarprincess123]

If House made me dinner I’d melt and I’d be trying new things

[@nuclearsake3887]

7:26 Cue the music DUH duh Duh duh duh THUG LIFE SNOOP DOGG BOIZZZ!!!!

[@abdsnomadicescapades7773]

Spoiler alert 2 bad he died Or did he?

[@carsonshoe6133]

hello fellow kydz neither?

[@annameyl]

Or both?

[@siddarth3955]

Has anyone ever died ?

[@annameyl]

Yes/no

[@JJoesphD3]

I am still curious why he was naked in the kitchen making a bagel. Seems REALLY ODD

[@Maerahn]

Lol, you know this is House, right? But seriously, if he said he was back last night, that means he heard HER there last night too. And he probably knew Wilson would be leaving early for work. So what better way to mess with the head of the mystery woman Wilson didn't tell him about than to be stark buns-out naked in the kitchen next morning? 😁

[@harveyuwu4366]

this just proves house loves and cares about wilson

[@leximusmaximus4593]

No, he just didn't want the burden of being a shoulder to cry on again.

[@Warsm1th12]

@@leximusmaximus4593 that’s what house would say, to deflect. The truth is he does love and care for Wilson. Its pretty obvious. Especially by the end of the show

[@JJoh4040]

2:04 "She gets older her ovaries start drying up and nice guys like you look attractive again." House is no simp lol help the bro out the sunken place ya ex belongs to the streets

[@christianhatke477]

God bless Wilson and his pure little heart

[@edward754]

I need a homie like that….

[@jkl1110]

"aaaand scene"

[@spudmatix8770]

i did this with my brothers gf, theyre now happily married :-) people do change, believe it or not and i, for 1, am glad

[@ComputerLearning0]

You know something's up when House is being nice.

[@jeremiahsons1782]

The more and more I watch house it makes me thing house and Wilson are the same person

[@sweetspicy7880]

ThTs so cute , two sides of one coin

[@varunmurali7912]

Cuddy: You'd be surprised at how many things Wilson doesn't tell you. House: Would I, like, how you slept with your father's best friend 😂😂😂😂

[@scribbles1424]

House is right about nice guys. If your Ex comes back after a bad breakup or any really, it's usually for questionable reasons.

[@NikMP99]

1:15 LMAO XDXD

[@ryancampbell7024]

I got disconnected from House the TV series many years ago. The KZbin algorithm has pushed me back towards it. I would like to thank that push for the "and scene" moment. I almost had a hernia from laughing at it :)