How House and Wilson Met | HOUSE MD | Screen Bites

[@wantnoodles]

I like how after House says “Wilson is getting arrested”, Foreman immediately goes “What did YOU do?” 😆

[@theodorthelionheart1992]

😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@samrudhijagdale1879]

I like how House is indirectly like "With you, I don't feel bored at all"

[@Kaybug150]

I watched "House" very sporadically when it was on the air. I started watching all these clips a couple weeks ago, and I'm just beginning to realize that the show was always about House and Wilson. :P

[@shanmukhkumar3]

OMG!! I am doing the same thing as well, now i am watching all the episodes, it was always wilson & house, rest of them were coming and going.

[@SnuffIt]

Just watch S1E01 and S8E22 and you have 100% clear that House series was about House and Wilson’s unconditional friendship

[@johncupak3147]

And Life and death

[@miranda13c]

Yep, just like how The Vampire Diaries was always about Stefan and Damon as brothers and not about the love triangle. I always love shows that put more importance on friendship, family, etc like Supernatural as well.

[@vestayekta]

Holmes and Watson

[@francescadesmond8846]

"He stabbed a man". LOL the lengths House was going through to avoid the funeral by hurting Wilson was both hilarious & terrifying.

[@lightsidesoul]

Considering the fact Wilson was technically kidnapping him to force him to go to the funeral, I get it.

[@josephl6289]

Love the personality switch up of the cop. Goes from hardass wannabe type-A to Mr. Open-minded.

[@NotQuiteUseful]

He pulled a House. "Now this is interesting."

[@josephl6289]

@@NotQuiteUseful Ha! Absolutely.

[@christineribone9351]

Because people assume everyone's parents were good people. They never consider the abusive and negligent manner many parents treat their children. It's based on a false assumption.

[@masonlazy2740]

​@@christineribone9351 or even if they were bad parents, they are still parents who give you life and potential

[@christineribone9351]

@@masonlazy2740 you've got a lot to learn, grasshopper

[@bethsproductions5258]

Literally only just started watching house and honestly Wilson and houses bromance is the best thing of the show

[@BillSmith-ed4jg]

Bro mance is such a moronic term But point taken The greatest of friends

[@bethsproductions5258]

@@BillSmith-ed4jg thanks for calling me stupid

[@BillSmith-ed4jg]

I didn't realize you invented the slang term I dislike

[@bethsproductions5258]

@@BillSmith-ed4jg your seriously starting an argument and being sarcastic over a term grow up man if you don’t like my comment then don’t read it or reply simple as that

[@BillSmith-ed4jg]

@@bethsproductions5258 better idea Just use mute

[@nyChannel09]

5:25 "He was driving recklessly through your comatose village" The writing is just perfect

[@kursk_kuku141]

“Stop being such and ingrate, and go pay your respect to your father!” -Police, House MD

[@82dorrin]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@Careless_101]

I mean what isn't

[@nokne]

Better than Titanic

[@nimrowd2023]

​@@Careless_101 exactly, not really a high bar.

[@kingsarbkota]

Blazing Saddles was a better love story than Twilight 🤮

[@AllThingsEntertaining]

@@Careless_101 50 Shades of Grey but that's lower hanging fruit than the apple Edward bounces off of his shoe.

[@thanatossassin]

I would've loved to have seen this recreated with their younger selves

[@kgraves119]

God, that would’ve been fun!

[@jessicahoward9046]

I met my best friend 12 years ago, the second month of uni. A mutual friend introduced us and immediately said "oh my god what have I created?" We've been together ever since

[@ScriptureResearchCentre]

I just realized the foreshadowing. Wilson throws a bottle at a glass in the funeral.

[@San-pv]

when?

[@row7603]

@@San-pvafter house’s eulogy, they go into another room to argue and wilson throws a bottle at house but misses and smashes a stained glass window

[@kanootori5485]

3:37 The way the policeman just shot House down and was like, "Boy, if you don't put some respect on yo momma's name-"

[@hiyapatil5379]

This is literally the basis for a fanfiction

[@runotaisho4600]

All the series is just a fanfic about them , tho

[@hiyapatil5379]

@@runotaisho4600 you just made my entire night, thank you

[@sparksfly6149]

@@runotaisho4600 stop im dying

[@mechanomics2649]

I have no idea how.

[@rosalinedegreate5251]

@@sparksfly6149 and also are you like this or is it just me in every scene i casually am waiting for them to kiss like it's basic fact for me

[@kendallrivers1119]

House & Wilson, Andy & Barney, Richie & Fonzie, Shawn & Gus, Sam Beckett & Al Calavichi and Jonathan Smith & Mark Gordon are imo the greatest male friendships (or bromances) in all of television!

[@ankeetannapur709]

I would add Denny Crane and Alan Shore to this list too

[@christianmcmahon1029]

Shawn and Corey >>>>>

[@SuperStatch]

JD and Turk cmon

[@tyrannicpuppy]

@@ankeetannapur709 They were such spectacular flamingos. IMO, the best male bromance ever put to film. Got on each other's nerves on occasion, even shot one another at times, but always had time to sit on that balcony with a glass and a cigar.

[@diogenesesenna9323]

Let us not forget Fred and Barney, and Tom and Jerry,

[@rdpcl]

I had forgotten that House had MMM Bop as his ringtone for the team.

[@RemyJustice97]

Ik, kinda bummed they did away with it in later seasons. It goes back to a generic ringtone when house upgrades to a BlackBerry

[@joealtmaier9271]

I love, love, love that scene. Especially the patrolman.

[@reir8047]

i didn't flee the state, i left the state.

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Leaving the state and fleeing the state are one in the same exactly, so Wilson isn’t completely wrong on that statement.

[@Black_Knight_-BK-]

"I didnt eat the steak, I consumed the steak"

[@chrisdonovan9872]

I did not kill the man I made him not alive anymore

[@alext2566]

Fleeing implies he was running away. He paid for the mirror, he thought he was in the clear.

[@marvelsandals4228]

As in he wasn't intentionally running away from justice, he thought the charges were dropped, because House told him they were, so he went home after the convention ended.

[@rydermccall3590]

“Not if your mother’s alive you don’t.”

[@mjalmedilla5976]

The sweetest police House has ever encountered unfortunately 😂

[@jijonbreaker]

And by sweet, you mean violating several laws including wrongful imprisonment, assault, and theft.

[@levongevorgyan6789]

A sign of this shows anti cop bias

[@JillianPrimrose]

​@@jijonbreakertheft?

[@jijonbreaker]

@@JillianPrimrose Took his phone.

[@Jake0205]

@@levongevorgyan6789A sign of recognizing reality*. The news lies, domestic abuse statistics don’t.

[@Keanotix]

Anyone else notice in certain shots, Wilson is not wearing his seatbelt?

[@tigerchi10]

Lol that’s hilarious

[@sugiantoindo]

Good observation, bro.

[@libitina27]

LOL

[@sammywilliam8156]

Wilson and house were best friends and the actually had a healthy friendship it's not all sunshine and rainbow is bubble gum drops and sugary creeds it's times that you love each other absolutely despise each other absolutely can't stand one another because you're too different people by your bond your love for each other means more than your ego or your pride And I really love how house stayed with Wilson even though when he had cancer and he was Moody and mean and sometimes cruel to house he stayed with him because they were best friends

[@Berries20]

Intense

[@jacobshirley3457]

I think we have a different idea of "healthy friendship."

[@RemyJustice97]

That episode "The Social Construct" really highlighted that beautifully

[@coolbreeze5683]

Not sure about healthy. They had co-dependent/toxic (they literally would drug eachother) elements to their friendship that mutually fed the broken parts they had within themselves. That lead to their bond. It's ok to have unhealthy relationships as long as you allow for some self awareness to contemplate what it's teaching you. They tackled that in the series finale. House "dies", confronts his inner conflicts and is "reborn", allowing him to be there for Wilson in a better way. He needed to understand how to let go of control and co-dependency on Wilson in order to just be supportive of his wishes in his final days.

[@ashleytrout7452]

The “no cane” was unnecessary and abuse against a handicapped person

[@jijonbreaker]

Everything he did to house violated several laws. He had no right to detain him, had no right to assault him, no right to steal his belongings. In a just world, Cop would've been run over on the side of the road.

[@jijonbreaker]

@@MarkDSnutts Because you have to be a minority to care about rights. Found a republican.

[@jessicahoward9046]

It's also a tv show

[@sneakypeekyfoxie]

@@jijonbreaker detained as fugitive's accomplice, NOT assaulted, did NOT steal belongings (his phone was on a table). Get lost.

[@iwillnoteatzebugs]

@@sneakypeekyfoxie wrong. House didn t know wilson was a fugitive, didnnn t help him in any way , it s an unlawfull arrest . period

[@huh1972]

The best love story

[@jucyp3nis862]

Where

[@kendallrivers1119]

You mean the best bromance story. It ain't a Gay thing lol

[@wiigsudeikis]

@@kendallrivers1119 nah, they are gay bro

[@starfleetcomm]

​@@kendallrivers1119house faked his own death to run away with Wilson while he was dying

[@erikzherrllo6960]

And thus the greatest love story between two doctors commenced:

[@jessicabrack2846]

Why does everyone pressure people to go to funerals? Like, seriously? If I don't want to go, I have my reasons. Maybe it would be worsening instead of helping in the grieve-period as is normal, maybe I had a strained relationship with the person, maybe (as in House's case) I was even abused, maybe the person told me when he/she/they was/were still living that they do not want a funeral and I try to honor that wish, or I'm not ready yet, or whatever else there is! If I ever start to feel the need to go and say my last goodbuy, there's still the grave. It should be my decision.

[@jessicabrack2846]

@SauDude There are bounderies to what you are supposed to go for others. You don't send an abused person towards the abusers funeral, no matter who will feel better over it. The trauma of that person outweights it a million times. And funerals are for you to feel better after a loss. It is for your own grieve-counseling. If it would worsen your situation, you should not go. If you feel like you are betraying the dead loved-one by going, you shouldn't go. A funeral isn't for one grieving person, but for all of them. Each needs to take care of themselves right there.

[@anvaryusupov8245]

Maybe because some people in that way hope or make sure that other's will come to their funeral.

[@joanneaugust6611]

@@jessicabrack2846 Funerals are not for you to feel better. They're about the deceased, not the guests. They're about paying respects and saying goodbye to a person. Yes, they can also be a first step in your healing and grieving process, but they may also just be painful, because dying is a painful reality. If you don't like funerals (fun fact: nobody does), you only go to those of the people absolutely closest to you and that's that. Supporting your mother in this difficult time if you're an only child is 100% a solid reason to go to your father's funeral even if you weren't close to him and even if it causes you pain. I can only say this again: the funeral isn't for you to feel better. It's one of those things in life that we just gotta do even though we hate them. This is not about abuse - that's an entirely different story. You don't need to stand at an abuser's grave and play perfect family/friendship. But everyone else who had a close relationship with you certainly deserves as much as you being there for *them*, not for you.

[@observantsnack6397]

@@joanneaugust6611 Of course funerals are ABOUT the deceased. And of course they are FOR the living. A dead person can not appreciate their close ones attendence. You yourself used the argument about supporting the mother in this particular case. Unless a person had a specific wish about their funeral or something else that you want to respect, you're not doing them any favors, they are dead and you can't really do anything for them anymore. The argument of "it's just a thing you've gotta do" is a bit baseless, because it really doesn't answer the question "why?". Now, personally I would go to the funeral of any of the people I know should they die, but that's my choice. Among us all there is a wide array of different cultures and circumstances, so it seems only reasonable to me to consider going to ones funeral a personnal matter. (This whole argument I'm making is completely seperate from the topic of House's father's funeral).

[@joanneaugust6611]

@@observantsnack6397 Well, I happen to be religious and disagree with the whole "dead people don't profit from this". That wasn't the reason for my argument though. The reason was that you said a funeral is for the healing process, and that I have to disagree with. It's to show you miss the one who died or show compassion for those who suffer. I think not going to a close family member's funeral is a pretty selfish decision unless this person actually actively and malevolently hurt you. It's a) a tradition, b) a chance to sax goodbye, c) a chance to get together and talk with people, d) a sign of respect for the deceased, e) a chance to show support for others mourning, f) a chance to get free coffee and cake, g) not about (OR FOR) you Since you were quick to point out "different cultures", I should make it perfectly clear that I was talking about Jewish-Christian-Agnostic-Atheist Western culture - exactly the one portrayed on this show and the one I belong to myself. No, those are not bad arguments. The point is that whether or not the deceased notices your being there or not, a sign of respect is still a gift to them. Like saluting to a fallen soldier. No mate of theirs gets to make the decision not to be there, they will all be standing at the grave and pay their respects. To show someone whom you can't tell it to in person that their loss is tragic to you, and to show society you lost someone important - a colleague, a family member or whatever. Let it also be said that I'm not at all a fan of the patriotic militaristic American spirit, this was merely an example.

[@TheCornucopiaProject-bd5jk]

House was lucky Wilson didn’t mention that his dead father was military. That cop would personally driven house to the funeral to pay his respects.

[@totukimou]

"His second toe is larger than his first toe" He says that, because toes, can be a genetical characteristic! He says to Willson that his "father" is Greek, by looking at his toes!

[@wavstudionet]

I understood that reference and my feet are also Greek, but I am only distantly Bulgarian.

[@DiogenesTheCynic.]

There are specific feet shapes that are attributed to Greeks actually.

[@catherinerobilliard7662]

Foot shape varies between the sexes too. Women have a wider toe, narrower heel, lower ankle and closer instep than men, balance is prioritised over speed. Unfortunately footwear for women is designed for small men, so shoes will rarely fit comfortably.

[@Ughwhatever3201]

So many citizen rights violated in such a short time

[@diedampfbrasse98]

makes it actually quiet believable for a tv show ... violating civil rights is a tradition in the US.

[@Ghasthund]

@@diedampfbrasse98 oh brother

[@jrmungandr]

@@diedampfbrasse98 based

[@energeticcreeper7969]

@@diedampfbrasse98 oh please, it's totally unrealistic, people never have their rights violated in the US ... now a cop's definition of "people" might be a bit narrower than most, but the principle still stands!

[@VDA19]

House violates his patients' rights all the time lmao

[@thickerconstrictor9037]

Best part of this is hansons mmmbop playing in the background haha.

[@hopfrompokemonbad2865]

Gotta love how he just ignored a cops direct orders

[@matim7549]

bet you've never been in europe

[@Scotch20]

He wasn't driving, so at this point the cop has no legal authority to detain him. House could have probably sued

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

"Not if your mother's alive you don't."

[@christophermacias3415]

Pretty good clip I must say..house MD.. is a one of a kind show..

[@jingyulee96]

Kinda liked that policeman ngl

[@Aemilius46]

Always love seeing House get put in his place!

[@ottokarl5427]

"Our friendship wouldn't exist if you weren't bored one weekend" I mean...my best friendships are based on the fact that a school administrator randomly threw together a class of kids, sooo....

[@markmeyer4532]

Their friendship is pure.

[@iwillnoteatzebugs]

passengers can t be arrested for driver speeding, he violated counntless of laws and HOUSE could sue and retire lmao and that cop can say goodbye to his job

[@avalonaura4076]

I mean... If Wilson had told the cop that House had been the one really responsible for the reckless driving, he might have had cause to arrest him too. Add that on top of the fact that Wilson had a warrant out for him and House was clearly a close associate of his and I think he's in the clear.

[@Scotch20]

@@avalonaura4076 You can't use evidence gained from unlawfully detaining someone to justify detaining them. Also, if being "clearly a close associate" of a criminal was enough to arrest someone, cops basically could arrest whoever they wanted. It's a pretty clear 4th amendment violation here.

[@avalonaura4076]

@@Scotch20 wait, so arresting Wilson wasn't legal either? I thought he said there was a warrant out for him?

[@ridingwithcarl]

"Leave a Tender Moment" is a good song.

[@argonwheatbelly637]

Neil wouldn't've killed himself if Greg had been in Mr. Keating's class. Love the banter about Billy Joel. It's justified.

[@haddy106]

The things we'll do to avoid conversations

[@Tap-a-roo]

Best officer ever.

[@rachelsingermacdonald]

HAHAHA! :) So sometimes he doesn't get his way ;)

[@CowFairy]

I find the cops voice so relaxing-

[@SirJohnKnight]

Holmes and Watson

[@Deedumdee12]

Wilson looks like the kinda guy to drive a mid 2000s Volvo S80

[@CrispyGFX]

Most unrealistic part about this scene is that the cop lets him go instead of piling on a bunch of bogus charges.

[@imanoldurango8213]

Police interactions are genuinely different when you’re white

[@zedekiahstephens4161]

Looks like there is a statute of limitations, when the state doesn’t want to pay to have you shipped there.

[@mdjunad5771]

I am pretty sure the cop had a son as stubborn as House.

[@hex_gekko29568]

This show really goes off the rails.

[@t3h51d3w1nd3r]

I love the way in movies and on tv, they can never just put the runaway car in neutral or use the handbrake.

[@WalkingRoscoe]

Mmm-Bop. Hansen. Wow. I'm old.

[@karenjordan9607]

Is House sane? I love ❤️ him but is he sane!?

[@j.dragon651]

The only way insanity can be claimed in a court of law is if the defendant doesn't know right from wrong. I am pretty sure House knows right from wrong and just doesn't care. In the eyes of the law he is sane.

[@alext2566]

He would've rather spent a night in jail than go to his dad's funeral. Picture perfect mental health, right there. 🤣

[@metafeedburner]

Wilson takes the blame for the exam room fart in Spies Like Us.

[@rishabhaniket1952]

Why did Wilson hang out with House all these years?

[@FlyingFox86]

They are friends.

[@leandrometfan]

Emocional dependency

[@IMold363]

Holmes and Watson :0

[@Drifter1989]

When you realize House isn’t really House due to being another man’s child. Surprised he never took his mother’s maiden name because he despised his father and knew they shared no biological relationship.

[@oddeyesrebellion923]

If they created that story in flashback, I wonder which actors at the time would've played young House and young Wilson?

[@louel9272]

I wouldn't be caught attending my mother's funeral. The way she is she'd probably ask me for an entrance fee

[@frankiejohnson2702]

Watching this from Okinawa lol

[@nuclearwinter391]

I'm like House. It weirds me out if the second toe is longer than the first. It looks wrong.

[@sneakypeekyfoxie]

it maybe is not common, but it's pretty normal, just rare.

[@Kncperseus]

A cop with old-school values. Respect.

[@cooldud7071]

You mean, a cop that doesn't equally enforce justice?

[@arnonuhm7515]

Classical BatSignal

[@randominternetguy8735]

Screen bites? Mouse bites.

[@mamacodeterno1871]

they are so in love

[@sadjaxx]

I like the officer!

[@Batmancontingencyplans]

I love that the cop listens to Wilson because the house acts like a jackass 😂

[@rvr5369]

So was House the guy playing song or what? The whole conversation is so confusing for non native English user

[@blackfalcon285]

Really? U cut the joke house makesnto Wilson before the cop walks up

[@DrysimpleTon995]

Best cops

[@toseeupload8855]

Love to see the police again. Not in the hospital tho

[@DreadPirateZigs]

What did the cop even arrest them for ?

[@vernonsmith6176]

I believe Wilson had a warrant in Louisiana years ago

[@mitchellbush4145]

House remind me of me

[@kathyroten8107]

Love Wilson *

[@anyapeskin4145]

I have a crush on Robert chase

[@vishnulutchmansingh]

I love tis cop ... although I hate cops

[@ProgThoughts]

Made a bad first impression, but his tolerance afterwards grows on you

[@VolkovVelikan]

Why? Are you a criminal?

[@bigfloppaz8394]

@@VolkovVelikan yes.

[@j.dragon651]

@@VolkovVelikan Yes

[@AkiWasHere]

M ysecund toe is bigger then my first toe not when it comes to my parents,should i ask them quastions?

[@j.dragon651]

I would divorce them and ask later.

[@feefee10ish]

House was so annoying this episode 😂😂😂

[@GirthyBois]

Uh oh

[@roarick6704]

Just 😁

[@lucianazanoni7195]

Btg não presta

[@OpenDeepLearning]

3:29 this is such a typically american situation.. thank you God we're not getting this level of egocentrism and self importance!

[@Watermalone119]

It’s a TV show my guy. Not real life.

[@OpenDeepLearning]

@@Watermalone119 ok, chill out.

[@charlesdarwin6224]

Lol what are you on about

[@OpenDeepLearning]

@@charlesdarwin6224 You don't see anything wrong with that particular scene? OMG...

[@charlesdarwin6224]

@@OpenDeepLearning can't say that I do. Care to enlighten me?