You're Never Safe in the Zone! (S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 - Random Moments #2)

[@rangerdat1961]

Remember comrade there're no Bugs in Stalker, only anomalies.

[@danteslick2843]

"I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe." - Roy Batty. Nexus-6

[@heracit4012]

You mean "no bugs in anomaly, only stalker"?

[@StyloCrayon]

Ooooh so thats what driver updates breaking my games are

[@МайкВазовски-л6в]

Сталкер это и есть большая аномалия которой вас хотят накормить😂аномальный калл)

[@UsaKen_PMC]

Graphics and engine may change but in the end people will remember that this is still S.T.A.L.K.E.R lmao

[@simonnordstrom5454]

That huge wall of emtpy darkness slowly swallowing the world was kinda creepy for real.

[@houghwhite411]

Void anomaly

[@moonmachine5865]

Now i wish they would add this! Imagine having to run for ur life randomly(just like with storm but instead of searching for a place to hide u just have to be on the move) for lets say few minutes before it fades away

[@JoriDiculous]

music was so perfect for it. They should just make a horror game around that void wall

[@iLyaHellworker]

и ведь действительно нельзя понять, аномалия это или баг, если немного доработать.

[@chimpswag3492]

@@moonmachine5865bro wants stalkernite

[@ArcaneJudge]

The guy who got the RPG ripped from his hands didn't pick it up fast enough 😂

[@hito-sama]

Ngl that was scare me

[@charlesthoreson4162]

Bugs withstanding, Stalker 2 is a much better game than the trash that’s being dumped out with micro transactions and other despicable things scumbag developers put in nowadays. So many people forget the original had bugs at launch too but were fixed in time.

[@konstantinrozhalovskyi1084]

100%

[@mattheweasley3209]

It’ll only get better with time and patches too

[@Tiramizur]

True, but people assumed that fixed npc ai or physics engine rules from the first game would be carried over to this new game; because the gameplay dynamics of this game are almost the same as the first game.

[@StaccatoFry]

No A-Life is a big L tbh.

[@nudanuda11]

what about atsassins crid valhalla lol. bugs + transactions = ideal combo of nowadays

[@mocsing6]

0:58 Talk tuah boss Talk tuah boss Talk tuah boss Talk tuah boss Talk tuah boss Talk tuah boss Talk tuah boss Talk tuah boss

[@The_Menendez]

get out of my head

[@Vynne96-jg7er]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mezadoodoo]

hawk tuah

[@ElectroFeel]

"I need to see your BALLS" - Jhon Breaking Bad

[@bokchoy9294]

HELLO

[@allstarscope]

What happens in the Zone stays in the Zone!

[@Renard380]

Unless it's thrown out of the zone by an anomaly

[@CYbeRuKRaINiaN]

0:27 Anomaly "Malevych's Black Square"

[@CYbeRuKRaINiaN]

(Fun fact: Malevych was actually Ukrainian, not Russian)

[@Sedobr]

​@@CYbeRuKRaINiaNPolish*, Polish by ethnicity, Russian, later Soviet by nationality

[@crclar3146]

few people know that he is kazakh actually

[@FreshKa-788]

@@crclar3146 Он китаец.

[@CYbeRuKRaINiaN]

@@Sedobr You're only half-right. In Soviet protocols, when he was arrested, it was stated that Malevych called himself both Polish and Ukrainian. Many nations lived under the Russian empire (including Poles and Ukrainians), calling them "Russian" because of it is irrational. Also there is no "Soviet" nationality as there is no Soviet nationalism, the concepts of the "new Soviet man" and "Soviet people" were artificially made by the Soviet government.

[@solarchos4352]

These are NOT glitches. These are all FEATURES. Welcome to the Zone. Life is wonderful here.

[@Nahlyadach_ua]

6:08 This is not a bug, this is a whole drama.

[@nudanuda11]

well indeed, I saw the scene myself and interrupted it as well, if you let them finish talking they fill shoot each other anyways but at least they will explain why lol

[@atMyName]

Because of the anomalies, the bugs in the game seem like could be part of the game.

[@adamcichon6957]

Literally, it's the joke as old as first Stalker game, Shadow of Chernobyl.

[@saslui2336]

I think levitating frog and fish are intended, there anomaly nearby and that explains why you can't swim

[@adamcichon6957]

@@saslui2336 nah, i meaned obvious bugs, fish and frogs are clearly being f* with by the anomaly...

[@gunslinger7513]

4:45 This burer just wanted to hug Skif🥺🥰

[@squad-kl3ek]

Skif: I'm not gay

[@robertsr8712]

6:35 rip comrade - your dodging skills will be remembered and tought upon all the young stalkers.

[@EXMachina.]

6:24 Dwarf controlling Rifles or pistols is one thing but a RPG, that's new.

[@tomorbataar5922]

2:14 This bug might as well be an easter egg. Ain't STALKER without a wounded stalker floating above the bed.

[@perfectmazda3538]

yes, all stalkers float while sleeping in the zone

[@ernesto3884]

07:00 bro flew to noosphere 😂

[@bilboriches7216]

What? The map didn't end?????? Where did he even land??? This is an outrageous world size 😮😮😮

[@nudanuda11]

@@bilboriches7216 actually i does end, I had couple hours of free time and decided to check it recently, actually it ends in like 15 minutes after the actual map on pda ends. but indeed, they have a lot of room left before you can find it. its literally almost endless forest

[@eLsain]

@@bilboriches7216 I believe he landed on red forest

[@TeoBurrito]

Honestly, the glitches make Stalker 2 better. It's like when Bethesda glitches were actually charming.

[@GregorianMG]

There's no bug in Stalker, only anomaly.

[@JoriDiculous]

Bethesda glitches aka TES 4: Oblivion. 🤭

[@yezzirp__]

2:05 bro's lil bro got an upgrade 💀

[@azralag2k228]

0:00...POV: May lightning strike me if I am unfaithful.😂

[@rideroll9609]

Fully charged

[@Akella80911]

- "Power four hundred percent" - How about that?

[@w1nch3st3r9]

1:41 So melodic, I listened that more than 5 times

[@lelilimon]

05:32 Steven Seagal lost some weight, looks much better now

[@zomboy-exe3440]

7:40 нагадало історію: Коли я був у прип'яті в 2021 році ми проходили повз набережну річки Прип'ять там в честь цієї річки розмістився магазинчик "Прип'ять". Він відрізнявся тим, що мав величезний скляний візерунок такого типу. Його було майже знищено, однак в 2021 його почали реставрувати, і наскільки відомо частково відреставрували. Магазинчик знову мав більшу частину візерунку. Гід, який нам проводив екскурсію, розказав що в одну ніч вони вирішили підсвітити цей візерунок, адже він мав різкокольоріві скельця і мав би виглядати ще гарніше, коли вони це зробили і вийшли на вулицю в абсолютну ніч вони побачили наскільки неймовірно гарним став магазин, покинутий більше 20 років тому. Він признався що тоді вперше за багато років пустив сльозу. Адже він не просто був гідом, він жив у цій зоні (реально, просто не в Припяті, а ближче до цивілізації). Він справді всім серцем любив це місто. Тоді він показував мені фото з телефону підсвіченого магазину, але я нажаль не знайшов в інтернеті.

[@nudanuda11]

можливо хтось із разрабів і був там у ту ніч, тому це і не баг, а пасхалка для своїх)

[@valera5689]

Да всем по фиг на твою историю

[@zomboy-exe3440]

@ не ний, русачок. Грай в свою Смуту

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

0:03: when God, Zeus and Thor hate your guts.

[@ECReeves]

6:18 is that real?! I died laughing ain’t no way hahaha

[@reapton]

Yes, that mutant have the ability to take your weapon and shoot you from it

[@knuckles543]

@@reapton telekinesis, in the wrong hands? scary as shit

[@liguelxi1610]

At least these bugs are hilarious 😂

[@dRanzark]

😂 2:04 The Anomaly is the Syringe get Syringe 😂

[@Dimas_Lopes]

tactical vasectomy

[@DmytroBogdan]

Гей сталкере, підходь! Гей сталкере підходь! ГЕЙ СТАЛКЕРЕ! ГЕЙ СТАЛКЕРЕ!

[@nudanuda11]

гей! гей!! ГЕЙ! СТАНУ ГЕЄМ ТІЛЬКИ ЩОБ ВИ БУЛИ ЗЛІ

[@lehroyale9259]

0:24 Look ma im famous! Thanks for your interest and using the vid!

[@juliusc.8711]

Back in my day they would've made a gaming urban legend out of that.

[@GameLeaderR]

Glad you escaped the encroaching void lol.

[@Nello.A]

Basically on stalker u have to talk to their boss

[@mikedo218]

4:47 в Поклику Прип'яті не одноразово ловив подарунки на Янові, коли на базі двічі з'являлися контролери або бюрери. Ох і було весело намагатися їх звідти викурити

[@hyparh]

This quickly became GTA in survival horror shooting world lol

[@Jaybird2136]

@9:36 this gave me Navi from Ocarina of Time PTSD. Thank you.

[@alyctro8158]

Such is the life in the zone. This is the true stalker experience. they perfectly captured the feeling of the original.

[@Gkrodogaming3257]

What the heck man 6:29

[@hyparh]

The dwarf guy knows how to trigger the thing while levitating it lol

[@elvenstark]

Controller could be scary at times🙂‍↕️ but sometimes you can avoid fighting him if I'm not mistaken

[@hyparh]

@@elvenstark Controller is another thing. It has psy-field affecting your ability to aim and also attack with psychic bolts that deal damage. Much scarier and dangerous than the Dwarf.

[@elvenstark]

@hyparh aaa, my bad, I thought it was controller in the video, thanks for correcting. I'm still learning the lore lol

[@Gkrodogaming3257]

@@elvenstark I think it is not that easy to avoid him especially when you start fighting

[@roman_lys]

Zone has no bugs - Zone has only anomalies!

[@dubey666manu]

fish and frogs floating out of the water and slowly fall back in need to be in the game

[@sebjep]

I get that the game might have been rushed out in the end (clearly). But how the hell did they not have A-life ready when its literally a core mechanic of the old games? Even if they can't reuse old code, they definitely had some sort of foundation for how to add it to STALKER 2

[@MaksymNazarets]

I think, the problem is implementing it efficiently in such a heavy UE 5 game. It might work well but have a bad impact on the productivity of the game, because you need to simulate events across a very large area, while struggling to simulate even events near the player efficiently (fps drops in some areas and crashes)

[@АлександрДятлов-у6т]

О да Бюрер вырвал у меня гранатомет,а потом телекинезом стрельнул из него

[@EdgarFast-u2j]

5:11 Anomalie 👍 i saw it too beatiful 😉

[@Antimanele104]

Remember, guys: when things seem dire... *TALK TO OUR BOSS!*

[@mattheweasley3209]

This games only gonna get better with time I can’t wait

[@michaelwesten4624]

I'm sorry for all the people who are playing on xbox, thoughts and prayers to all of you

[@ShawnColeman01]

2:06 Missed opportunity for "A Plague Tale" joke reference

[@khoonkitlim5963]

0:02 Between metal implantation and plastic surgery be like. 0:20 THIS IS... SPARTA! 1:32 Literal Fast Travel. 2:04 DEEZ NUTS! 3:04 🙏 6:00 When Oblivion meets Skyrim. 6:23 Top Ten Anime Betrayal. 6:52 🎶You spin me right round, *baby.* Right round like a record, *baby.* Right round round round round 🎶 7:04 🎶He believes he can fly. He believes he can touch the sky. He thinks about it every night and day. Spread his wings and fly away~🎶 9:33 LoZ's Navi; Is this man one of my people?

[@chimpswag3492]

4:02 i know he was shitting his pants the way he starting looking around

[@khoonkitlim5963]

Props to the sound designer for making it sound so good!

[@danteslick2843]

"Talk to our boss."

[@chillguyend]

Talk to our boss !

[@EGY-SA3KA]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahhaha that RPJ killed me xD 6:19

[@Jeremy-ff7gv]

That glitch at 0:30 seconds...now that was a true scary,stalkerlike anomaly😂

[@SimplyTakuma]

01:58 LFMAO

[@GameLeaderR]

"This might sting a little" lol

[@n0nsleep]

2:08 idk why but i just remembered moments when my brother would lurk around the kitchen when our mom was cooking lol

[@Noah_112]

0:54 The Funniest shi ive seen all day 😂 All jokes aside i enjoy stalker 2 so much

[@sheogorath.princeofmadness6373]

0:26 that is scary, now I want a Mod of that in Gamma

[@YalIsalive]

I think its his grapich card dying

[@K4R007]

@@YalIsalive NaN propagation, it's a bug.

[@TheDaniel366Cobra]

2:10 those rats behave very similarly to the ones from A Plague Tale dilogy.

[@ramujieru]

It's not bug or glitch, it's an Anomaly itself

[@cenaalan5825]

The scariest thing - lighting strikes you, but guy besides you gives no damn, like nothing happened.

[@Grinder0348]

6:29 LMAOOO

[@Kraxlox]

2:03 omg X'DD

[@robertsr8712]

Honestly, this looks like a fun way to play the game with having a laugh. 😂

[@morgannoor1494]

dis is actually what make da games more fun😁

[@azynkron]

The best thing is that the rest just sits there like "Yeah.. that shit happens here.."

[@artem4dead]

Может я странный, но будучи в школе фанатом этой Вселенной (книги, все 3 части пройдены, и даже был свитер с логотипом), и так ждав наконец-то финального релиза...сначала в Steam для моего региона она была недоступна; далее действительно высокая цена в 60 USD только за базовую версию; и потом на моём игровом ноутбуке Asus TUF Gaming A15 (2023 - AMD Ryzen 7 7431H + 16 Gb RAM + Nvidia GeForce 4060 RTX Laptop [max. 140 TGP) по умолчанию игра определила для моей системы высокие настройки графики с DLSS (Quality), и я получил падения FPS в разных локациях от стабильных 80 FPS до 10-ти...меня хватило на несколько миссий до ухода на Свалку, где я уже лицезрел баги, что уж скажешь про странную оптимизацию, где даже на среднем качестве с DLSS (Performance) были просадки до 15 FPS. Игру удалил, чтобы дать ей шанс через пару месяцев, когда разработчики выпустят много нужных патчей/модов/апгрейдов.

[@mattvoelker241]

as soon as i saw him lose his weapon i knew how the video ended. Didnt stop me from going "pick it up, pick it up, hurry!"

[@Souvlaki500ari]

1:28 new fast travel unlocked( no more loading screen time) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pablo-us5qj]

good to see the slavjank is alive and well

[@Cynchronicity7]

You got my like with that first lightning strike! 😂❤

[@chrisfowler623]

I’ve been waiting for these videos, thank you. ❤

[@chrisvaccaro9062]

This comment section is a great example of how people brains work nowadays if this game came out in this exact state (which to me is fine ) but was made by ubisoft people would be throwing temper tantrums

[@cr0yd]

This!

[@LulzRoyce]

the lack of any concern or reaction on that first dude is great

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

1:32: isn't that the ability of Loba from Apex Legends?

[@Cerberus0076]

😅Watching your video made Immediately the x files soundtrack Poppin Up in my head 😂

[@permadoc]

The great Monolith got tired of stalkers sneaking into the reactor and asking for Stalker 2, so HE granted them this wish... but as usual, there is a big catch ...

[@MajorMosh710]

7:37 so that’s where diddy had his parties at

[@bluescreen4599]

and the best part is, all of that is just anomaly

[@fkun2613]

the bug in this game is so hilarious even the community dont mind it... people even call them some kind of anomaly in game 😂

[@foofoo3344]

I think the average life expectancy of a roaming STALKER is a month or so.

[@auvizor]

3:36 that was personal

[@dealwolfstriked272]

Talk to our boss, talk to our boss over and over and I have yet to find any of these bosses!!

[@spaceman7915]

WOW so luckey you experienced these anomalies, i just get the reload game glitching

[@RHaenJarr]

2:15 I got killed trying to save the Monolith guy, I reloaded, saw this bug and began to wonder if the stalkers weren't right after all.

[@icebreaker4354]

2:04 funniest moment imo

[@blackjack5855]

2 odcinek i tak samo piękny co 1 XD

[@ChosesinWon]

There is no captain here, only Zulu.

[@glizzygoblin6444]

I've seen lighting hit the ground in front of me but I didn't know it could just zap you into the afterlife like that, damn

[@Mecks089]

These are like Fallout: New Vegas level bugs, and their all the more hilarious.

[@Silent_Heaven]

6:52 Wooo, spooky.

[@UsaKen_PMC]

Can't wait the stalker soup but with stalker 2

[@JoriDiculous]

Physics have been very angry in games this year. Think we need to pay them more

[@SophieHesper]

That audio clip was basically what I said lmao, I saw them drop and went, "Awwww fu-" *BOOM*

[@ShadowTF141]

lol that first death was spot on

[@RudolfSikorsky]

Gonna be a great game, from Cyberpunk history. Nothing can fix UR5, though.

[@CorazonLNoir]

0:23 Anomaly #90: Kurohitsugi

[@LordSauron94]

This game is pure gold ❤

[@perfectmazda3538]

some of those are hard to get if bug or anomaly.. also noted that if you launch a nut near an anomaly you will be teleported

[@Assassin90Nine]

I had the rats chase me for miles lol. And I have had everybody in the first town with guns drawn saying I think he is in the building but all doors are locked. Still a fantastic game. Hope they don't make it too easy with the new patch.

[@KirigayaNagisa]

The moment I see the RPG was yoink from the player hands... my response was "Pick it up... quick... PICK IT UP" and the boom it goes... just another reminder why you should not goes against a Burer with a RPG

[@alonsom4270]

talk to our boss 😉

[@a22328425]

1:12 well I think he’s the boss

[@arya31ful]

4:43 dude have a rough day

[@imperialpen9uin536]

Thank you Gamesprout 😊

[@MoreFunization]

"Talk to our boss" for €60. I'll skip it.

[@kamchatka3601]

petty

[@Stalker-ns9rs]

remember stalker, it's just a anomaly