"You Will Stop The Video Now!"

Today I visited a company in Bristol called Syntegon. Whilst there I met staff who did not want me videoing from the public footpath!

[@Taffy866]

What a pair of clown 🤡 those two puppets were! They are both fools . Made their factory a complete joke

[@IanLewisCymru]

I wonder if they've realised yet? :D Hwyl

[@slalomsteve]

What a pair of absolute tools.

[@stevenbrant591]

seee kier wasnt the only on with a daddy who was a tool maker

[@gc6855]

He’s a fact hunt

[@thefella131]

What a couple of plonkers. 😊

[@theclotshotdidit3115]

@@slalomsteve tools are useful, unlike those retards

[@andrewgarner2224]

Someone invented 2 tools without a purpose

[@dr_dr]

Oh, dear! They did make themselves look very silly. Cheesy geezer and the walking heartattack acted like very spoilt children. Lucky it was PA; others would have dropped the lardburger!

[@thetruth9210]

Walking heart attack

[@TallSilentGuy]

Imagine if "UK - Meet the Tyrants" met these two! 🤯

[@dr_dr]

@@TallSilentGuy exactly! They don't know it, but it was their lucky day. I wouldn't want PA any other way though.

[@jackwarren3080]

Holding up that phone is the most exercise he’s had for a while

[@janesaroma]

🤣😂

[@-Monad-]

Better than the obesity plagueing the rest of the country

[@eatonlee]

And he might pull a muscle even doing that

[@gc6855]

He’s a real whopper of a fact hunt

[@thefella131]

Lmfao

[@captainhowdy9845]

Watch out, everyone! He's the production manager!

[@johncummins3860]

He must have been to a University !

[@gitmoholliday5764]

thanks for the heads up warning, I otherwise would've seen things so shockingly against the .. eh.. some regulations and infringement of things, it would've raised my blood pressure.

[@UncleB52]

Oh no!! Not the production manager, Im gonna get done.

[@69spook]

Full on Frank Spencer hits the production manager & he sucks it up .....😂

[@Drew-sq2ds]

they are idiot tweedledum and tweedledee

[@66737pbain]

Giant Haystack is a big baby 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-zh9ye7or8m]

Mr Creosote ( monty python )

[@tonymurphy8774]

"Have you got a puncture repair kit? I've got a slow puncture" 😂😂😂😂 Pure class

[@rattyrats7419]

whats graham norton doing here ,

[@rayonseriious]

@@tonymurphy8774 i thought Pure was gonna stick his belly and then repair it.

[@susannorthedge8584]

@@rattyrats7419 with his sidekickFatty Arbuckle

[@jackwincott1066]

Production manager 😂 what a clown 🤡 great video this 😂

[@svenpoletka5236]

All that bloke managed to produce was bollocks!

[@simonleeofficial]

..its just a little video.. 😂

[@alanlofus3100]

why do all the plonkers think that company policy is an actual law !!!

[@bashkillszombies]

Because the megacorps are pseudo government authorities at this point, look at the interference Google/Alphabet/KZbin, Twitter, Facebook, etc have done in every election in the last few decades - ZERO repercussions.

[@MrRhoobarb1]

Another Company Policy=Law clown. What an absolute fool.

[@beds139]

Muppets to the left of you muppets to the right….😅

[@sirbarnabyst.johntoffingto9017]

Interesting fact. Statler and Waldorf, the old men who appeared in The Muppet Show in the late 1970s, are now both well over a hundred years of age , and still living well in Beverly hills, LA.

[@Stuart-qj1ld]

Here i am stuck in the middle with you 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ianhill4585]

Glad I'm not stuck in the middle with them😮

[@petercornish9903]

Wallied and blunder, into the valley of goofs strode the 600.

[@Scano41]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ericmilligan3]

Ha ha, the production manager doesn’t know he’s part of a comedy double act, I love it.

[@PhilBurns-oc2vg]

The higher up the ladder they are, the more ignorant of the laws of filming they are

[@shivaunt71]

A bit like the police...

[@davidfletcher5]

But the more arrogant and egotistical they become.

[@MickG-n9r]

Mr Blobby sort of guy that clears a pub when he walks in!

[@rupertrigsby]

Usually with a big fart

[@nobodyanderson4353]

I bet he drives a Mercedes, and the drivers side tyres wear out first.

[@chalkduster8253]

Yeah, because he takes up so much room as well as being the village idiot/bore.

[@philiphinch-r2s]

brilliant how you easily wind these idiots up,well done.

[@thetruth9210]

and they are idiots

[@Gmanmufc]

All auditers need to visit this site, just to educate the ignorance

[@jimblamire3312]

Yes agreed 👍

[@yusufalfyfer9415]

They will be now lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@neilsouthern321]

Is Ignorance not bliss LOL

[@Gmanmufc]

@@neilsouthern321 apparently so

[@theclotshotdidit3115]

@@Gmanmufc that would be great, I love a mass audit, especially of twats like these

[@theedgef1614]

How do companies not go bust with muppets like that in managerial positions

[@lozziel9662]

that's the problem, they do go bust, then the managers move on to the next disaster....

[@DQ940]

Everyone is a manager nowadays. I suspect both of those guys were pretty low down the food chain.

[@nivaggavin1]

Those two guys have to win the award for the most uneducated and ignorant I wonder how they deal with thier customers

[@davidfletcher5]

Badly.

[@Suzyfromtheblock]

Awhhh sweet little loveies,

[@MrTorrit]

The threat of the naughty step failed and he really didn’t know what to do next.

[@PureAudits]

🤣🤣🤣

[@doles1212]

@@PureAuditshey how do I contact you privately? (important info about this guy related to you)

[@milesbetta]

@@doles1212 share? lmao!!!

[@doles1212]

@@milesbetta PA all over this chumps FB

[@tractorboy2002]

​@@PureAuditshe's posted your photo on his FB page asking if anyone knows your name and address. Data protection failure.

[@vernhill-wv7pp]

What a rude man. He couldnt care less about your puncture.

[@ade3628]

😂

[@7Lace77]

@@vernhill-wv7pp Disgusting, almost like he didn't care. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@thomasroth4533]

This is hilarious. Absolutely brilliant. Don't you just love it when they are so certain and totally clueless. Fools galore and you are great. Keep up the fantastic work PA!

[@thetruth9210]

I always wonder how such stupid people get to positions of authority

[@PureAudits]

@@thomasroth4533 thank you 🙏

[@nobodyanderson4353]

​@@thetruth9210 It's not who you know, but who you blow.

[@Sylvia-Storm]

@@thetruth9210I’ve always wondered that, how some of them get good jobs and drive nice cars. Although thinking about it perhaps stupidity helps, after all the top bosses don’t want to employ someone more intelligent than themselves.

[@neilsouthern321]

@@thetruth9210 Thay slept with some one important lol

[@glenrichmond6260]

they always think they can order about someone just minding their own business in public..

[@DEFIANT71DEFIANT]

Why do these uninformed tyrants always say “I’ve asked you politely” especially when polite was certainly NOT what they’d been.

[@ianhill4585]

They think it makes a difference that they've been polite( despite the fact they should be polite anyway) it's a form of attempted manipulation, "I've been nice to you- you should be nice back" - (and comply). Police do the same with names , cop says "I've told you my name" the implication being you should tell me yours. Nope -- doesn't work that way. .......

[@SkwrHdz]

You’ve got to realise that “I’ve asked you politely” has the full force of law, in fact it’s the supreme law. Nothing surpasses it! Absolutely NOTHING!

[@bankaiiibankaaa4573]

Your calm demeanor is awesome, it pisses off these idiots even more🤣

[@OrlandoDibiskitt]

Yeah.. but I wish he would put his foot down sometimes.

[@TheresOnlyTwoGendersYouFreaks]

It pisses me off, with him trying to explain to them all, I would say it was once, and leave it at that.

[@frankcarew239]

Larry and Curly turn up ....Paranoid company needs a mass audit.

[@NuttersArms]

Leave PA to his unique stuff. Doesn't need any of the idiots leeching off his genius. He is in a different league to the others.

[@gillian9178]

All hell would of kicked off if Moe had shown up as well.

[@noamfinnegan8663]

I normally ring the company and let them know I'm on my way and won't tolerate their previous behaviour 😂😂😂 or with the biggest plonkers I tell them l'm from the local radio station asking for comment on their appalling behaviour 😂😂😂

[@user-um1xt3kh]

No excuse to get that rotund. Absolutely disgusting.

[@beds139]

He’s “going to ring the police”….😅😅😅😅😅

[@PureAudits]

🤣🤣🤣

[@69spook]

I missed that one .... 😂

[@paullancaster7066]

😂😂😂😂

[@paullancaster7066]

​@@69spook.... Surely not?!??? 😂😂😂

[@gc6855]

He does that every time he takes a dump. It’s very dangerous

[@cedricredwood9409]

“I’ve got my zoom camera” 😂😂😂😂 “I’ve got my hi viz. 😂😂😂😂Get them Pure 😂😂😂😂

[@kaikito7662]

Bombarded by ego after ego. Where do such unbridled egos come from?!!

[@tirokopita]

Little Britain.

[@RMcL328]

Ironic that all these egomaniacs end up working on shitty industrial estates 😂

[@kaikito7662]

@@RMcL328 I salute you.

[@teamdoa]

I do not know how these people become managers of people when they clearly do not know how to deal with a situation like that.

[@stevefdarby4057]

Must have gone to university.

[@johnhammond6423]

You are an expert at winding people up. Watching your videos is better than Netflix any day!

[@jeffsimon9594]

TBF that is not a very high bar 😁

[@johnhammond6423]

@@jeffsimon9594 There is some great films and series on Netflix.

[@davidholburn8698]

Lol I've just paused netflix to watch this.

[@markbrown1089]

@@davidholburn8698 *Nonceflix

[@thetruth9210]

They don't need much winding up

[@Stuart-qj1ld]

How childish is the boss omg 😂😂😂

[@MickJ666]

That 2nd guy is 8.5 months pregnant, he shouldn't be getting into arguments, it's not safe😬

[@KeithBurtons]

Quadruplets I'd say...

[@S.Trades]

Risking pre-eclampsia!

[@MickJ666]

​@@KeithBurtons🤣

[@fuzz7263]

Nah, he's defo eaten all the pie's

[@ShortieLeeroy]

Behave yourself 🤣

[@charlesmacka]

Ooh ! He's going to ring the Police he says about 50 times.

[@TheSimonvalente]

Yeah, I think he wanted the videoing to stop. Not sure, but did he say that?

[@26TM034]

And never did... The whole shift will take the piss for a year

[@MickG-n9r]

Electro magnetic beam utter BS from Mr Dunlop

[@cronocide]

Yeah they have radio equipment that can interfere with aircraft? They sound dodgy to me.

[@MeColinYouWho]

There seems to be an epidemic of frightened adult children.

[@cronocide]

It's what you get when you have participation medals at school instead of 1st 2nd and 3rd.

[@richkavanagh2778]

Nothing like a good PA audit to cheer you up on a blue Monday

[@godsgod1677]

That was too funny, they were really struggling and were clearly out of their depth. The owner clearly had an inferiority complex, very intellectually short and underdeveloped. At least the lady could keep it together. Should have charged him a fortune for a copy.

[@alunrees6403]

They both made themselves look very Foolish....

[@rogerking2933]

What a fool how how on earth did he become a production manager, standards are very low these days !!

[@stevefdarby4057]

He took a MA at flower arrangement at university.

[@pete3206]

Props to the Production Manager and his lofty rise to obscurity.

[@pete147]

What a merchant banker in the red car thinking he can control a member of a public. Then the telly tubby arrives , another merchant banker full of threatening behaviour and 🐂 💩. I think a mass audit is needed!!! Strange how the telly tubby changed his threatening behaviour when the lady arrived and as soon as she went he turned nasty again. He really needs sacking!!!

[@scottgarwood8389]

He took the bait perfect catch PA well done

[@Guccit865]

Catch of the day 😂😂

[@Wiganparadiddle115]

20 stone gelled quiff 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@26TM034]

Nothing "wafer thin there"....lol

[@OrlandoDibiskitt]

@@26TM034 😅

[@nartouzumaki8232]

​@@26TM034 Are u sure ?!

[@ydamydam2787]

A company this paranoid must have something to hide! It's not normal to fly in to a panic like this about a man with a camera.

[@johncummins3860]

Midge burgers or Soylent green ?!!

[@Suzyfromtheblock]

Yes hostility at the gate, always rings alarm bells for something to hide

[@susannorthedge8584]

Fatty worried that PA might find his secret stash of pies.

[@craigkolstad983]

The lady seemed sensible, hopefully sensible enough to sack the two clowns she has working out there making that company look like idiots.

[@davidfletcher5]

They brought the company into disrepute.

[@davidpearson6346]

She didn’t make a nipple of herself

[@mattdoliver1984]

😂😂😂😂 Imagine living with this guy, Jesus 😂😂 When you said I don't believe you I almost died of laughter 😂

[@zeiglerpeople]

It’s surprising that anyone would hire the guy in the red car to supervise anything. Nothing that he said was grounded in reality. He just made his own rules up as he went along. Then he sucked his “I don’t want to be educated” boss into the frey to make the whole company appear to be inept.

[@davidfletcher5]

It all makes sense now.They both went on a management training course but didn’t complete it because they didn’t want to be educated.

[@johnavery15]

They have a job with some responsibility and they think they can say what they want and others must listen to them. I've worked with many of them and they are just jumped up idiots.

[@sojourn6697]

The big guy is happy to waste so much of the company’s time. I bet any of the factory workers wasted that much time there would be repercussions.

[@doveronefoxtrot4417]

Have you noticed that these days, everyone is a manager of some sort ! 😂 I bet they even have a toilet manager ! Mass audit needed here !

[@gteaz]

And they can't manage anything or themselves.

[@david69869]

Embarrassing for the heavy guys family...and for the 'I'm a production manager, I'll call the police'😅

[@deusintus2440]

He's like a dog with a Beef Shin. Thought he was going to sing "I'm a little teapot short and stout, Here is my handle Here is my spout." 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

[@teflon3753]

Man this guys trolling is next level... WHAT?🤣

[@nealrogers999]

One of the funniest ones yet. Great stuff.

[@rayonseriious]

That guy swallowed an elephant. He's about burst. Can't imagine these people don't know there own laws.

[@tirokopita]

*their

[@rayonseriious]

@@tirokopita yea. I know

[@Christiktoklegend]

The bike upside down had me 😂😂😂

[@NuttersArms]

Me too lol😊

[@ianhill4585]

Proving the point, there would be no quick getaway......😅

[@69spook]

He's got a slow puncture.... 😂

[@tonyshingler104]

That guy said he was busy but had time to stand around and film you, I wonder if the penny has dropped for him yet.👏👏

[@jimblamire3312]

No give it a while, not very bright is he.

[@rayonseriious]

@tonyshingler104 that's what busy is like for him. Hence the huge gut

[@MickJ666]

15.38 hair like Tin Tin, but looking like Ton Ton🤣🤣🤣

[@gdr38515]

Ten ton Ted from Teddington, and he drove the baker's van.

[@judithsnowdon7611]

Omg the jeans are ridiculous, does he think he’s 19 or something. He is so ignorant & smug. The boss needs some exercise. He also is a liar & a fool & he’s making his company look very bad.

[@brendagilson934]

Legs like sticks😂

[@Jimmiburn]

Skinny jeans say no more!🤣🤣🤣🙃

[@69spook]

Mutton dressed as lamb 😂

[@shivaunt71]

How about his smug face when the Wok smuggling lard-arse eventually moored up.

[@bobikdylan]

"I went on the website." "Why?" Very suspicious when you create a website and people look at it.

[@PureAudits]

🤣🤣🤣

[@davidpearson6346]

They were obviously trying to stay secret on the WORLD WIDE WEB 😅😂 !

[@FPL_fomo]

those dudes are impressive ,lunacy of olympic standards

[@markwesley2730]

I really do love how certian companies always have one muppet who thinks he has got a law degree and will try enforcing his ego on to a member of the public .

[@kavalogue]

These people are just. The insanity.

[@marksmith7147]

A fine example of arrogance. What a pair of idiots.. Oh how they changed in front of the female, only to revert to form when she left.

[@MickJ666]

"You'll be live later" 🤦‍♂️ he's got a delorian has he🤷‍♂️🤣

[@user-rc6qm7dt4w]

The smug look when he said "my boss is coming" like it holds weight hahahha

[@cookiemonster2299]

Yeah that look made me laugh out loud 😆👍

[@69spook]

And Mr Bobby appears. Mean while, Noel Edmunds is hiding in the bushes....

[@TallSilentGuy]

"Good - maybe I can get more sense out of him!"

[@WeAreThePeople1690]

Guy, in the red car's a bit unhinged. Who does he think he is? 😂😂😂 Mr Preggers says, "You will be live later," and would be breaking the law in doing so! 22:00 Must have been really cold that day 😉

[@owensmith4651]

Brilliant video, PA. The fat lad was very passive aggressive, in fact, at times he became aggressive when he kept harassing you when you were about to take off with your drone. The lady was lovely, she listened to every word you said and was extremely polite, hats off to the lady.

[@retroclickmedia4422]

I love this, more clowns than in the local big top. That zoom camera of yours attracts them, you could stock red noses as merch

[@ianhill4585]

Chubs says "you're wasting my time" after chubs waddles out to HIM to throw his( vast )weight about . 😊

[@LorrieLogan]

GDPR - Breaker is a repulsive representative for his company. Appalled.

[@malcolmturner214]

They fall for it every time 😂😂😂😂

[@jonmark1920]

what a pair of clowns.......i called the number and spoke to Cath on reception who was very nice, i told her that the people at the gate were very unprofessional, rude and the boss was aggressive......she said she would pass on my comments and thanked me for my call....

[@garlicgorilla6540]

You really rang this company? Haha thats so funny. They will know they are famous

[@ianhill4585]

And went back to filing her nails .......

[@paullancaster7066]

I'll send the link to this video in an email to them 👍😉👍😉👍

[@A2Z1Two3]

You forgot 'ignorant and arrogant ' 😂

[@jonmark1920]

@@garlicgorilla6540 famous for the wrong reasons......

[@adrianbrowne7874]

As attempts to 'distort the truth' go, this is definitely up there! You were as ever, entirely honest & transparent with them, from the outset. Big respect, PA!😊

[@grahamh6988]

"Infringement of people's GPD"......he was right about somebody not listening. Him! What a silly little production manager. "Could you stop could you stop, could you stop" Paranoid. And why don't they want to be educated? Strange people.

[@wilkie4142]

Not so much of the little.

[@jberkeley1195]

😂 insert key 🗝️ turn until fully wound up then push play ▶️ 😂🤣😂 thanks pure for the comedy 👍👌

[@Official-OpenAI]

You gave him more exercise then he has ever done for the past month

[@tichaonachamunorwa7334]

That guy was on his period... the lady was so behaved 10/10... Mr Angry 1/10

[@marklatimer7333]

Suitable Google review left!

[@paullancaster7066]

I think I will send the link to their reception/contact centre email address.😊

[@Adrian-yp7nb]

How you speak to people is amusing. Wish I had that calm tone!!

[@shabba890]

Pure audits is the most professional auditor out there. Never gets in a flap like all the rest.

[@simonemcgoldrick]

A b number one

[@garlicgorilla6540]

@@simonemcgoldrick Focus Pocus is the best but this chap is brilliant at reeling them in

[@tirokopita]

@@garlicgorilla6540 FP is the GOAT

[@Jim-ux9lg]

​@@simonemcgoldrickLOL. You're kidding. He's just antagonistic.

[@peterhemmings2929]

Amazing that they go in to these encounters with the element of surprise and all the power, and still end up getting as wound up as the idiots who come out.

[@leonardmcdermott7703]

Humpty is obviously the food section quality controller 😂.

[@stephenfield8637]

Doughnuts they must make and he's quality control by the looks of it.

[@ronniehaworth4669]

HIS POOR WIFE he is the production manager does she know, every bugger else does.

[@roy9816]

Best one yet. The smug brothers are baffled. 😂

[@Steve-t1f8c]

Brilliant!

[@sarahdevonshire4374]

Another fabulous video PA!!! You’re the best. Your demeanour works brilliantly on these absolute muppets. Keep up the great work. I couldn’t live without your hilarious channel. Thank you!

[@roberthardy2013]

He’s an Audi driver, say no more !

[@nosmokeey]

Worse von dork techgeeeek🤦‍♀️

[@fidel681]

Brilliant, puncture repair kit, slow puncture I cracked up 😂😂😂😂

[@johnparkyn2120]

What an absolute clown. send down a mass audit. for a manger the bloke is an absolute clown he's made the company look foolish I love the guard with his arms crossed sending them an email 😂

[@MotoPhill]

Absolutely 100 % comedy gold I am crying my sides are hurting brilliant 🤩 what a fantastic wind up , “I’m calling the police - why I have an hi viz jacket 😂 so many brilliant laughs your a legend

[@fuzz7263]

Gotta love the smugness of this supercilious 🤡 and how far it gets them ie NOWHERE 😂

[@welshieworldwide]

Laughing like f**k here at the upside down bike and PA asking for a puncture repair kit 🤣🤣🤣

[@FabianWatts]

Can't lie I like this guy's approach.. so nice and well mannered.. really annoying 🤣🥳😂

[@ianhill4585]

Mat 12128 did the polite ditzy thing ---- until he'd had enough,then the gloves came off......😅

[@MartinHiggins1972]

Yes, he was a forerunner. PA has perfected the approach. In the US, there's the amazing Too Apree.

[@liamphelan4210]

​@@MartinHiggins1972 that the guy who drinks during interviews

[@chalkduster8253]

Lol, they fall for Frank Spencer's stupidity every time. I can see their veins standing out on their heads. 😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Exploringcornwall1]

How did Robert get to MD with the intellect he has shown?

[@wotzcheez]

Intelligence not required. No sense of smell though is a huge advantage

[@69spook]

Mr Blobby in total denial about his intimidation tactics @ 25:40 😂

[@davidfletcher5]

The trouble is , he incriminated himself by videoing the action he was denying. Not the sharpest tool in the company …just a tool.

[@stricardo1]

"Do you have a ouncture repair kit"? Gold.

[@davegadge1]

Love your videos, the way you play like you don’t know what you’re doing and play dumb! Very unique!