How to Drive With Your Wife

[@brentlanyon4654]

The gasp. I have nearly had 100 heart attacks from the gasp.

[@TerraFirmaX]

same

[@bribri_sd9746]

😂😂😂 We can't help it!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@disklamer]

@@bribri_sd9746 You choose not to, because you have learned from an early age to handle your emotions very well, so you also expect us to hold our tongue and not react as if your gasps mean anything, unless it means pull over I need to be in that shop. We know.

[@susancook1448]

Spot on. My husband gets so upset with me over this! Can’t always helped!

[@RAGINGINSOMNIA-o8e]

The notorious gasp. My partner doesn’t do it, but my mother kills me with me.

[@zedalba]

I personally love it when my wife uses her phone for GPS, then takes it to look up something entirely irrelevant just before we get to a critical junction.

[@RD-hx4db]

I ask my wife which direction we need to go. She replies, "up". I tell her I'm not flying a helicopter, and she gets mad at me...

[@callahan0425]

YES!

[@dinap3515]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@andybailey6763]

Every time!

[@9113Zach]

Use Android Auto or Apple Car Play

[@frontierfishingwithryanmac1981]

To quote Red Green “I’m a man, I can change, If I have too, I guess…”

[@Felix6MCMLXXX]

quando omni flunkus moritati laten for "when all else fails play dead"

[@richardholtmeyer635]

I love it when they stomp their foot on the floor like they're actually braking when she thinks you don't see that semi 1000 feet in front of you.

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

the floor break is something we've all done

[@alltheotherthings8410]

The quick zoom after the 69 comment got me 😂😂

[@willbennett1272]

Pro Tip: if you don’t have duel climate control. Go buy a blanket with animals on it. You can thank me later.

[@aliciamarin5226]

Car blankets are lifesavers for the frozen wife and children. 😅

[@Batmann_]

Duel climate control would be climate control that fights to the death. Unfortunately, this isn't a thing. We're just left with dual climate control.

[@danielkemp4801]

It will be 99° degrees outside, 135° inside the car, she is wearing 2 sweaters and a winter coat with hat and gloves, I go to open the window and she tells me, "Shut the window,I am freezing 🥶"!!!! Lol!!!

[@TheGraffiti600rr]

My wife enjoys hitting the seat heater for me.... even in the summer.

[@ComedyBros5]

What the heck is up with these crazy women!

[@someone9906]

What always follows the gasp… refusing to give any sensible explanation of why she’s gasping for at least 2 minutes or answer “yes” or “no” to “Are you okay” “Is something wrong” “Should I pull over”

[@aliciamarin5226]

My mom (a Michigander) was/is such a gasper that I was determined not to be one. I was driving once when my now husband and I were dating and he decided to be overly dramatic about something and screamed/gasped. I immediately pulled over on a crowded L.A. street and schooled him on "NEVER gasp/scream/yell in the car". And he hasnt since. Of course, now he's the one doing all the driving... 🤷‍♀️

[@PBBBWisBec]

This is too accurate. Hubby and I just had a road trip from hell that ended in a massive fight about my *gasp*ing at his abrupt lane changes and tailgating, and how freaking COLD he keeps the vehicle (70°). Yeah, I know. My fault. 🙄😂

[@ohhyoubetcha]

70° sounds like a tropical vacation to me 😁

[@bradschultz2436]

Summer time wife keeps it ice cold, then we get to our destination it's 95 out. I feel like my wife invented climate change.

[@scoutdog5551]

Awesome you are on the road to recovery, admission is the first step

[@bradschultz2436]

@@scoutdog5551 lol

[@Brian626]

70 is cold? maybe if you're naked

[@TdSharp]

I have come so close to crashing due to gasps.

[@becklyn3]

My mom was a gasper.....as a wife now i have sworn not to be that way. Drove me up a wall.

[@LethaWolfStudios]

I don’t have Car Play, but I did buy a phone mount. Works great for navigation.

[@justsayingforafriend7010]

This should be a National PSA every 12 minutes during the Game...

[@Kenny-vf8tm]

perfectly said i thought it was only me

[@twood552]

The gasps is almost always followed by an invisible BRAKE!

[@kj7792]

😂right

[@chuckyd19]

What my wife does when she telling me where to go and Im paying attention to the traffic in front of me,"Go that way" and my response is WHAT WAY?? LEFT OR RIGHT???😡😡

[@disklamer]

Over there! THERE!!! JUST TURN

[@llamasugar5478]

My husband knows better than to ask me to navigate. I can “feel” North/South/East/West, but struggle with left/right. My tendency to cry “Go West; go _West!”_ is not always helpful in the moment.

[@SirLongfootBigNose]

Carpray hits deep 😂

[@kenuber4014]

Damn dude! Have you been dieting? If so, you're looking good and ready for summer!! Lol

[@Crazychrissy4]

I see you’re losing weight ! Keep up the good work bro!

[@Jules_73]

You like to keep it at 69. “Long pause” 😂

[@n3r0wolfe]

"...and she'll get mad...until you let one rip, then she'll thank you" LOLOLOLOLOOOOL

[@codyw5799]

Gym shorts and thin t shirt. Even in the winter. That’s how I offset the temperate battle

[@bjones870]

How to drive with your wife: Step 1: don’t have a wife and realize you’re better off hahah

[@lylebaierlein419]

Step 1. Tell her to shut up Step 2. Drive You're welcome

[@rockthecraft]

Yo, great vid and it’s awesome to see you in better shape! Keep it up man!!

[@tehunter6569]

You forgot the selective hearing or how your right ear mysteriously goes deaf.

[@elbowdunk]

Yes she does! And don’t call me Shirley. Awesome!!

[@kj7792]

Or Karen 😂

[@mikemeskel]

Part of the problem with using Car Play because she can’t help navigate and having a passenger princess is that not only has she hijacked the cup holders and my arm rest, but she also effs with Car Play because she starts messing with controls for no reason and somehow turns off Car Play. True story.

[@TomZ23]

The whole problem with car play is it's apple. I'll take Google Maps on Android Auto any day of the week.

[@ComedyBros5]

@@TomZ23 Google Maps has also proven to be more reliable and accurate.

[@milleRC51]

Can't say I'm too familiar with the gasp, but I know the leg pain from pushing through the firewall when my wife is driving. Rule #1 of How to Drive With Your Wife is DO NOT let your wife drive.

[@cdjhyoung]

My wife: screams when someone doesn't stop soon enough as we approach a stop sign. My wife: tests the brakes at every corner we approach, to the point of chirping the wheels. My wife: Can't understand the evil eye she gets from me every time she rages about "those other drivers that never had their brakes fail"

[@WhiteBoyMikey21]

3:16 Err:404 Scenery not Found, please Restart Matrix.

[@JustaNobody-j8x]

How to not let her drive you crazy 😅

[@ryansumpter7277]

Never heard of "swass" until now, but I immediately knew what it means 😂

[@ohhyoubetcha]

🤫🤐

[@becklyn3]

Im.gonna borrow it.

[@JasonFrankenstein]

It didn't even register with me that he said it, that's how accustomed I am to it... It's a term we used back in the late 1900's to say swamp-ass.

[@SomeGuy-rc2lc]

She wants the car somewhere between 80° and the surface of the sun UNLESS: 1. its summer and already hot out. Then there is no correct temp. Its either too hot or too cold for the ENTIRE trip. 2. Its really cold outside and you are trying to defrost the windshield. When i need the heat on to be able to see is the ONLY time during the winter that the car is too warm.

[@axe2grind244]

“Get you feet off my dashboard and watch your Tik Tac videos” -Me

[@isaacsoderlund9677]

Gasp free until Shakapee! Love it!!

[@ryandurham5725]

Orrr how bout the ole “I’m a better driver than you cuz you’ve gotten in more wrecks (2) than I have…” both wrecks were caused by a woman driver…🤦‍♂️

[@Seriousmods]

Mission failed successfully: no wife to be found.

[@JasonFrankenstein]

I nearly died in my wife's car yesterday. She thought 75 was an acceptable temp for spending 7 hours in the car.

[@susancook1448]

Because it is!!

[@joywebster2678]

I tried reminding my late husband our family car does not have lights and sirens like his work one, so no that a* hole in front won't automatically pull to the right by intuition or seeing his angry face! LoL

[@tommybootlegger]

I once asked my wife if the next turn was a right or a left on the GPS, and she replied "Gno". Turns out she was right.

[@thebenforever]

Doctor: "Based on these test results, your heart has been under a lot of strain. Adrenalin bursts randomly. Do you have sleep apnea?" Me: "Irrelevant. My wife rides shotgun." Doctor: "Ah. I see."

[@heatto162]

All wrong. Just what I'd expect from a youngster like this. That's your truck. You gotta be firm on this. The heat stays on sync, and floor. That's where it always is. Because it's your truck. Then just crack your window a little and light up a backwoods for the ride. She'll put her window down, and crank the heat. thus giving you the cool fresh air you wanted, but warm feet. And you get to enjoy the backwoods. 👍

[@golfnz34me]

I swear every time I hear the gasp it makes my skin crawl a little.

[@ieronmandan5]

How women get that cold I don't know

[@kayakinggrandmakelly7105]

Even worse is when my sister, the driver, gasps at her own driving . She scares me to death.

[@kingdeathwish3962]

Now how do I “How to park with you wife”???

[@Rob-BC]

Pro tip: Stay single.

[@adamrad2220]

Hahaha the gasps! Man, when my wife has had some big gasps over the years, my brain definitely goes into what you said in the video, immediate fatal danger mode. I feel an adrenaline dump like 5 to 10 seconds later.

[@rand723]

Cheat Code: Don't get married

[@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb]

My ex's tendency to gasp at literally everything + my PTSD from deploying to Afghanistan = the most exhausting road trip for no reason

[@ryanfarmer5155]

I thought my wife was the only Gasper, man it pisses me off

[@joeyd4356]

I wish my wife could sleep while in the car, I’d get places so much faster

[@ricovargas9775]

I need a video on how to teach my wife to drive a stick shift. My poor clutch plate still hasn't recovered.

[@cdjhyoung]

Tried to teach my wife how to drive a stick. Her - hold the rpms at 4 grand and side step the clutch. Stalls car. Tries again at 4500 rpm. Clutch survived. She blew out the differential instead. I got to learn how much fun it is to change the pig in a front wheel drive car.

[@briansierzega]

First thing to do is: Buy a fresh pack of smokes. They might not be healthy, but that revenge is 😂

[@JEALSTI]

Shakopee! Valley Fair? Valley Fair!

[@katiemilady197]

YES! (gasp) 😂

[@edwardranno7119]

Men and women are extremely different!!

[@ulianotech]

@2:39 okay so myles basically just called me the wife ROFL. WE HAD CAR PLAY in the rental and it just stopped working. instantly missed an exit that cost us half hour

[@lavin214]

The gasp is real

[@Brian_B300]

Drove 1600 miles with the lady somewhat recently, experienced none of this. Either I’m lucky or yall have bigger problems than a video can fix

[@hed1fsu]

You god dawned wizard. Where'd you get this information?! Does Charlie know?!

[@ryanglenn7878]

Even after the unwarranted gasp my wife WILL act like I did something wrong. "Didn't you see that car?!" The one that's one state over, yeah I saw it

[@damiangrouse4564]

If it was only gasps I’d be just fine. The yelling and name calling is only for the strongest husbands. And I’m talking about a woman that didn’t say a word 50 years ago when I used to street drag race (our girls in the cars) my friends by the east river in Astoria…(statue of limitations passed)…then drove all over the country with me when I was in the service.

[@JB007Rules2]

*TRUCK* for the LOVE OF GOD BRO!!! It's a TRUCK!!!!! Please!!!

[@disklamer]

For best results swear at every single vehicle and driver and describe to her in detail how that person does not know how to drive and their ride is a piece of crap, then elaborate in detail about the various ailments that your friends, family and colleagues suffer from, what disgusting sandwich someone brought to work, and how unfair your entire job is. And randomly gasp - juuuust before you make a very sharp turn or hit the brakes, shift gears, adjust a control, look at the gps or take a sip out of your water bottle that you had to stash between your knees. Just gasp, mutter, or swear under your breath a lot. She will thank you later.

[@victoryartist1641]

This is funny, yes your wife is a Princes and your wouldn’t have it any other way. Sounds like you love your wife. ❤ sweet Praying for a long health relationship

[@BurnedNerd]

had 3 brake change the last 3 months because of the gasps... also because I drive like I am on a race track

[@newsflash7970]

describes my soon to be ex wife to a tee. oh, and she can't sleep when there's too much light. 1000's of miles listening to her snore in broad daylight....

[@jonjonns2743]

Don't you miss thee old rumble seat? Bring it back. Problem solved.

[@benandres9627]

Gas free until Shakopee. Haha. If you knew that you’re in the know and a midwesterner you betcha

[@dncprncss]

I’ve had so many female friends that gasp for nothing. I’ve learned to not feed the drama and ignore them and the gasps. Eventually they get the hint that I’m not going to go along with their gasp game. That strategy might backfire on men though. 😅

[@dianel8530]

My husband says the voice giving him directions via our car’s nav feature should gasp every time we don’t turn when she tells us to!

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

My wife likes to think she can out navigate the GPS and questions the routes at every turn. She’s always wrong. I like to call her “My little Magellan.” My mother-in-law is even worse.

[@jonesn4ink]

When a good jam comes on is always the perfect time to start that story about her girlfriends cousins niece blah blah blah 😒

[@wherami]

I always find it hard to believe he is married

[@powertothesheeple5422]

"Until you let one rip" - that's on OG driving move right there.

[@alt5z]

The most enjoyable moments in the car with the wife is getting road head. 👍👍

[@IzzyEatz]

Sent this video to my wife she’s like. He got skinny………. I’m like watch the video

[@Odinarcade00]

Thoughts and prayers for those who don’t have CarPlay 😂

[@Angelaplease]

Atkinson be nice to have a husband like you I just need a fair chance at marriage

[@TacticalMichigander]

I’ve never been criticized for my driving so much until I got married

[@threecpete1]

The fact that she's snoring.... I'm not a bad driver

[@scrappydog175]

LEWIS&CLARK 😂

[@fosty.]

My wife is too scared to drive with me so I'm good.

[@schelzel]

Sloppy editing. You left an extra frame in there at 1:35-1:36.

[@ieronmandan5]

Yah imm I right men like it a bit cold and women like it hotter

[@travissobeck4939]

are you sure you haven't actually just been traveling with a cat

[@TaxationIsTheft69420]

Maybe everyone is a loser. My car is mine. She respects it. The end.

[@kj55]

I have to divorce my wife I think she's sleeping with every man in this comment section. She has to be, all of you are describing her perfectly

[@marcgrundfest1495]

😂

[@Steve-nb9kg]

Need to mention her repeating the GPS's directions.

[@daviddesantis4040]

The gasps are the husbands overlooked killer

[@scottlowther7698]

Great video. Best one yet 😂

[@ArizonaHotSauce]

I live in Shakopee, MN. I heard it too. :)

[@2Cenery]

Nailed it dude!

[@sawyererwin9514]

I used this Tortorella for my road trip went good

[@yupperdude1]

The gps section hit me hard. Lets come together as men and put an end to this madness!

[@ieronmandan5]

Speaking of temperature,my dad would set the thermostat to 72 in the summer and called that AC,65 is what I call AC

[@VyseInglegard]

Holy moly, his is spot on. Also, Nice

[@44punisherable]

Looking forward to this one day

[@tweezerjam]

Myles farts and solves problems 😂