Your Assumptions About Me | Hannah Witton

[@EllaCharlie]

I really respect that you were honest about your lipstick. I feel like there is so much pressure that once you speak on something like being cruelty-free that you have to be 100% perfect and change everything you do immediately, but that can be so hard. I feel like being conscious of it and responsible for your actions is just as important. we are all human after all we can just try our best.

[@brandyfox6999]

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[@charleysmith5849]

You look so cute in this Hannah - yellow is rlllly your colour! Glowing xx

[@marcelleantoniasebastiaera3371]

Loved it!

[@ItzChuppa]

Nice name!! 😜

[@charleysmith5849]

@@ItzChuppa haha

[@queenizzy01]

Hufflepuffs always look good in yellow ;)

[@charleysmith5849]

@@queenizzy01 Haha true true - guess that's how I know I'm not a hufflepuff then 😂😜

[@20Unbelievable06]

even just ONE cruelty free item is better than none. would it be better if all were? yeah, sure, of course, but let's focus on the good things, most is so much better than none!

[@Jesswithlessstress]

Bless your positive little heart! There are not enough lovely people, such as yourself, out there on KZbin.

[@geekwithglasses2897]

Yeah it’s like me when I first started going vegetarian. I didn’t do it all at once it was a gradual process of getting as many cruel products off the table and if there were a few left over I’d at least be trying

[@justsmilelaet]

As a french viewer that segment of the video was very highly entertaining hahaha

[@lilimo1384]

justsmilelaet But she’s so good!!! I understand her perfectly without subtitules and the accent is so cute ❤️

[@thoxsik971]

same

[@healingtiger557]

Yes and also her accent is really good!

[@floren_ce]

Yeah, she made tiny mistakes but I'm so impressed with her prononciation !

[@justsmilelaet]

I agree! I was both entertained and impressed

[@emilybutler9671]

These assumptions videos are always way more fun and interesting than I think they’re going to be. I always think, “Don’t assume things about people; it’s rude or problematic or whatever.” And then it turns out others were curious about some of the same topics as I was.

[@johnlondonbimeetup7961]

:) "curious about" much better than "assumptions about" (especially if were to speak like assumption was true without knowing)

[@izzyolsson5269]

I had a breast reduction a few years ago and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! My self-confidence is so much better, my back and neck issues are gone... I was so scared too, but honestly everyone who I've talked to who's had one says it changed their lives for the better! Having said that, still trust your gut and do all the research before making a decision xxx

[@thatjillgirl]

Oh my. That person who thinks breastfeeding makes your boobs smaller not only has clearly never breastfed but has also clearly never talked about breastfeeding with someone who has. Yeah, those things *expand* when they're lactating, and they don't wind up smaller than how they started when you're done. As for breast reductions, I know a couple of people who had them, both when they were teenagers actually. One of them has had to children at this point and her boobs have stayed smaller than before the reduction (and I believe she also was able to breastfeed). Neither of them went down to *small* boobs, they just went from *huge* boobs to like, C-D cup. Still pretty ample, but not so big that it was causing them back pain and otherwise bringing frustration anymore. They're both very glad they did it.

[@SoniaOReilly]

AS IF BOOBS ARE FULL OF MILK

[@aim-to-misbehave5674]

I know someone who got a reduction from...based on visuals, probably about Hannah's size? Down to a C-cup. And then promptly had two kids and ended up bigger than before she had the reduction. Everyone's bodies are different. Her daughter is considering a reduction, but wants to do it after children because she suspects her body will react in the same way.

[@Verity147]

I honestly think that might have been a typo and they wanted to say breast reduction, it sounds too ridiculous.

[@thatjillgirl]

@@Verity147 I would like to think so, but given the phrasing ("You want to do voluntary breastfeeding"), I'm not sure how that typo would come to be.

[@GraemeMarkNI]

So it’s not like the milk is stored inthere waiting for someone to suck it out? 😮

[@charleysmith5849]

'please let me have this one lipstick. jesus christ' haha the pain of this one lipstick - honestly though, i always say in terms of everything, everyone doing a little to help is better than one person being 'perfect' - if u even can be, and admitting u tried is fine lmao - do what makes you happy girl, at least you're aware - haters can back off, no-one is perfect, everyone has things that are environmentally or animal cruel, unfortunately its life xx

[@tokyotoastie]

Also think about writing to the company to ask for cruelty free versions to be available! Or donate to a vegan charity! There are some things that are difficult to concede on, but we can do other things towards a cruelty free world other than just avoiding brands.

[@charleysmith5849]

@@tokyotoastie exactly- its the same as 'do I have to be vegan to be an environmentalist' - no there is always other thing u can do x

[@hezziattubeyou]

True. I make all my everyday products such as shampoo and deodorant cruelty free but i did buy opium perfume from YSL which is not, i felt kinda guilty but i reckoned i got a pass i stopped eating meat.

[@melodysmash]

It was a revelation to me, hearing that you're not a perfectionist, because your work is such high quality from what I can tell. Something for my perfectionist self to ponder...

[@andyhartley]

I will await the blog post about how many hours a week you work with much anticipation!

[@FroZenMemes]

How did you post this 22 hours ago😂

[@hannahwitton]

Will get on it once I’m back from Cali!

[@Wizipita]

@@hannahwitton Thank the Lord. Next year I will be working full time on my doctorate thesis, so self-employed basically, and seeing my infinite ability to procrastinate now, I am terrified of myself. Seeing you being so organized has actually helped me a lot to get my shit together, so, always a fan of your organisation videos and posts!

[@jadoreux]

Hannah I swear a new podcast would make my lifeeeee. Also damn girl yellow is most definitely your colour!

[@Misstigrine]

Your French is actually quite good! Pronunciation is on point 👌 xx from a French subscriber :3

[@theorosef]

Aspirine from a Quebecois subscriber, I agree !!! I'm especially impressed by your pronunciation!

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Oui, je ne comprend pas pourquoi elle dit que son français est pas bon.

[@zouzoumusic.]

Hannah your french is really good what are you talking about! Your accent is adorable and with a bit of practice you can 100% get your level back. Writer is écrivain, author is auteur btw. Coming from a fellow french xx

[@211Celestine]

And for Hannah, it would be auteure or autrice, and écrivaine ;)

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Ce serait écrivaine dans le cas d'Hannah.

[@TarMarz]

ahhh Mac taupe - a 2012 classic!! still can't bare to throw it out even tho I don't wear darker lipsticks much anymore but by god I always feel amazing when I wear it!!

[@AntBarber]

You are a truly inspiring woman, having watched you since before your op, and giving insight into how to do with it all

[@roebearwhat]

Wow I really thought you'd be a perfectionist! I'd love a video on how your work schedule is, hours wise, or how you break it down!

[@spaceunicorn7370]

5:22 "you are a perfectionist,Nope"..the way she says nope is so cute

[@isa0ber]

you're such a delight to listen to! this video is very cozy i smiled through all of it

[@hannahwitton]

aw thanks

[@layoverbear]

okay french person here: that was amazing! your french is so good!!

[@alexsupertramp4907]

Tbh you couldn't look more french😂

[@princessladytanya]

Oh he could, he could have onions around his neck, a stripy top and be riding a bicycle. Et moi ? J'ai l'air de quoi ?

[@MrNatRees]

All French people look French

[@amyduhig1720]

The breastfeeding one was definitely a guy, my first ever boyfriend thought you lactated your period 😂

[@mariebilger2253]

I am french and hearing you speak french is SO cute ! It's actually really good, you accent is impressive ;) lots of love

[@MadiThorne]

"talking comes way more naturally to me as writing" - are you sure about that Hannah? 😂

[@hannahwitton]

LOL I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HAHAHHA

[@susienewton144]

Hannah I had a breast reduction and it changed my life!! The recovery was so easy and the surgery is one of the least invasive ones you can get. Would highly recommend 🙏🏼

[@nicoleschultz9171]

Susie Newton same!!!!! Best thing I’ve ever done!!!

[@molliesdad4702]

In my opinion and based on your channel content I feel comfortable saying that you are brutally honest. You are like a breath of fresh air and I adore everything about you.

[@firebird8600]

I have no idea who you are, or why KZbin showed me this video in the middle of a Legend of Zelda binge... but I just had to watch the whole video. You seem to have a fun personality.

[@eloise9849]

I got a breast reduction 5 years ago when I was 19. Best decision of my life. It changed my life, my health improved and I started exercising again... massive change that I would never ever regret ! If you’re afraid of the pain I can assure you that it’s nothing compared to what you’ve been through last year... So if you think about getting a breast reduction don’t stress about it. And if you’re not ready yet, it’s totally fine too! Tone of love Xxx

[@PoisonTheOgres]

BREAKING NEWS: youtuber has one lipstick that is not cruelty free! Get your pitchforks! Oh wait no, we love you even though you have 1 rogue lipstick. Hannah, you rebel

[@Gabeloveyou]

Sorry for your troubles. Feel your pain. Your resilience inspires me ❤️❤️❤️.

[@kelloves1D]

Could not recommend a breast reduction more. I had one at 20 and it 100% changed my life. The surgery and recovery was so easy and quick. I needed a little help in the first two-ish weeks from my boyfriend but I was back up and back to uni within 3 weeks. Probably could have gone back much earlier but I was lazy. It really changed my life. I'm so much more comfortable with myself and around others and feel like I can go topless and be free swimming without being embarrassed about my body and wow it's been so incredible. The aftercare from my doctor etc was so excellent as well and so easy, it really was an amazing experience and I would never go back. Hope I can make more converts

[@thosegreeneyes]

The subscribe sound effect in your video is so satisfying

[@MaelwysMyrddin]

History degree buddies! My masters thesis was on literacy in the early imperial Roman armies.

[@nathanwalker6360]

Nice!! Good luck dude ✌🏼

[@aim-to-misbehave5674]

I handed in my BA diss yesterday! An examination of pious bequests in wills in the immediate aftermath of the Black Death. Medievalist through and through, over here.

[@Josh-ek8qq]

@@aim-to-misbehave5674 Hey, yours sounds super cool! I handed mine in last week. It was looking at Spanish Civil War refugee children's identity formation in exile in Britain!

[@aim-to-misbehave5674]

@@Josh-ek8qq I'm basically just coming to the conclusion that Hannah needs to do a video about her dissertation so that the rest of us can geek out in the comments and talk about our own topics...

[@MaelwysMyrddin]

@@aim-to-misbehave5674 I like that idea!

[@wiggy1212]

You speaking French is so fucking cute!! That laugh! Love it!

[@normbeattie3547]

Wiggy, whoever you are, tidy up your obscene language::: !

[@estherbain]

Hannah! I’m assuming you are all caught up with the new seasons of “Easy” on Netflix? I’m gonna go ahead and assume that it’s right up your alley? I’m loving it! Also love the videos always - keep up the good work!

[@str8Jonesing]

No question nor assumptions. Just wanted to say your bubbly personality is adorable and I love your content

[@jeffreyplum5259]

You are a delightful person. I can see this from one video. I hope you list your books on your channel. I look forward to exploring more of your work. God bless you.

[@shayelea]

The part about feeling like you had to have this ONE THING to feel normal after your surgery is so relatable to everyone who’s ever had a serious illness or been through other trauma. 💛

[@dreamylittlethings]

Does anyone else really miss the Banging Book Club pod?

[@garylee1488]

I usually don’t comment on videos, and am not sure how I stumbled across your channel, but wanted to say that seeing this video truly made me smile. Thanks for making my day brighter.

[@FroZenMemes]

Being assumed as kinky is a great compliment 😂

[@FroZenMemes]

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[@sopcannon]

kinky = using a feather perverted = using the whole chicken

[@RebeccaElizabeth]

This is highly entertaining.

[@TatouilleWesh]

Ohh, I'm a French woman, and it was sooooo surprising to hear you speak French! I was about to thank you but it feels weird, but it really made me happy 😍 😀 ☀️ Ps: you are part of my favorite inspiring people!

[@alleyferuglio7921]

you look so happy and glowing hannah!! your hair colour looks amazing!!

[@angelsmokee]

I loved how openly you shared that you have had multiple casual sexual partners without any hesitation, I find most women try to hide it even though it shouldn't define anything other than a preference,most of the times done during a certain period of their lives or even forever, who knows and who cares unless it's done while in a "traditional relationship "!

[@thaiseathaydesantos]

I had a breast reduction, best decision ever, but if you want kids you may wait. The scar is way bigger than I imagined, because I took a lot out, but not a big deal to me.

[@zencreature]

I've heard the scarring is a big deal.

[@thaiseathaydesantos]

@@zencreature the scar goes from under une arm, to under the breast, goes up in the middle and does the same at the other side. It's from side to side, at least if you have a lot of lateral breast tissue, which I had. There is also the scar from the nipple down, but it's fading nicely. I took 4 pounds off

[@aaran2329]

Hannah, check out Gaby Dunn, she had a breast reduction surgery and she said she's so glad she did it!

[@jimarnn1938]

You are so entertaining to listen to. Eventually, all the entertainment adds up to thoughts worth hearing, and worth considering. Without demanding conclusions.

[@IloveHeartlandX]

I didn't realise you did History too! I'm graduating with a BA in History and Journalism in a couple of weeks time!

[@idiponxbox6802]

I just absolutely love all of your videos

[@torinellis4002]

I enjoy your personality and straightforward communication. You probably get this alot but you are very beautiful.

[@RachelJ715]

Damn that leg raise tho, you've come such a long way since your surgery. Super proud

[@yoyohansson]

I came from pop Buzz and I love your content subbed and ready for your next upload

[@oliviamalcolm6229]

Jade Hickman same

[@shaneschatz3323]

I have crohn's disease and autoimmune disease all health issues share are awesome glad do shared videos

[@sage9756]

your giggle is literally the cutest

[@S34U5]

Hannah and trying to figure out author in french is literally me getting through /all/ my friend classes. "Hey if I just say everything with confidence and a french accent they proabbly won't even notice it's the wrong word" fun fact they did, but they didn't care. My final year exam comment was like, "You said some wrong things, and some definitely English words, but you didn't' stop talking so fine." and I got an A

[@alwynhughes4421]

Your not only beautiful, you have an amazing personality, so much passion in what you do. I love to watch your vids.

[@jeffgarlick]

I KNOW from watching you that you are charming, intelligent and produce GREAT content! Those facts are why I subscribe and anxiously await your videos each Tuesday! :-)

[@lifeofabachelor8547]

i love this. dont worry about what others think. if they are truely a fan they will understand.

[@leahwelch3183]

Your voice is so soothing like AGH

[@SnowWindMadness]

Thanks for being awesome and spreading it around !!! (I’m btw I’m from Montreal,Quebec and your French sound better than some I hear around here XP )

[@beans6717]

Ahhh Hannah, vous n’êtes pas si mall en français!! I lest très difficult de sensouvenir des langues quad on ne les utilize pas tours les jours xx

[@hannahwitton]

I UNDERSTOOD THIS!! Merci!

[@Confuseddave]

On the stresses of being a pet owner, one of the things that struck me looking after my pet rats was how hard it was not being able to communicate or reliably understand what they wanted. Having a baby has it's own constellation of stresses and anxieties, but that child will definitely be letting you know in no uncertain terms if it's hungry, or too cold, or in pain, or generally wants attention, or anything like that. Small animal pets are at best indifferent about telling you what's up, and in some cases actively hide it (especially if they're prey animals). That's probably less true of something like a dog who is capable of coming and finding you if something is up, but I'd imagine is definitely the case with a gecko.

[@angiebarry6950]

Taupe is my fave Mac lipstick color!!! You're so rad, I love your channel!

[@stevencollins4981]

I just love your personality and outlook on life absolutely brilliant and your dropdead gorgeous

[@RazzleRed543]

Hannah, I’d love to see you discussing your experiences living in France ! I’ve also lived there for 7 months in the past.

[@gregmueller2265]

I enjoy listening to and watching you

[@shanndy]

There is a Buzz Feed video where they use an app to track down to the minute what they spend their time doing in a week. You should try that!

[@AmberWoodMusicx]

wow loving your French accent for REAL

[@laxchan6386]

Such an intelligent, funny and down to earth personality! Hannah you are wonderful!

[@Louariell]

and my first reaction to this video is : OH MY GOSH WE'RE EXACTLY THE SAME HEIGHT.

[@Louariell]

WELL and now i've listened to you speaking french and GIRL, it's not that bad !! You're pronunciation is good, you just forget words as people do, IT'S FINE !

[@xeshacinds]

Same!!!

[@greensteve9307]

Are you also about a 28FF, like Hannah?

[@Louariell]

@@greensteve9307 Height, moron. HEIGHT.

[@kennethljungberg642]

You are happy and funny, stay as you are. Thank you.

[@TheMarijaSunshine]

Love how much you giggled in this video! Really put a smile on my face :)

[@telemmatry]

"Oh cool a hannah video." ***like three minutes of french*** "uh ok then"

[@RobinCartier]

We want more french videos Hannah! (From a 🇫🇷 viewer based in the UK)

[@sagessedantan]

Your French is so good! Much better than a lot of people who live in my city, which is a French-speaking city!

[@Emanuela_98]

Loved the fact that you laughed a lot in this video, cheered me up since tomorrow I have an exam! xxx

[@hannahwitton]

Aw good luck!

[@mapplio]

If you were still looking to try a dupe for Mac Taupe, NYX cream lipstick #B52 and Wet N Wild 'Sandstorm' both come pretty close! (plus wow they're waaay cheaper) :) I really respect that you were honest and hope no one is rude about it; we all have that one product that is irreplaceable!

[@B-Rac]

Enjoyed the assumptions about me vlog Hannah. Love listening to you talk.

[@torib796]

Regarding cruelty-free makeup and other related topics: if you're buying things consciously, you're making a difference and it's still important.

[@meganyounger4842]

I was regular size body, a bit tall (5 ft 9in) and had huge breasts. I had a breast reduction in my late 20's. Next to my eye LASIK eye surgery, hands down best thing I EVER did for myself. I no longer had to wear massive bras. I wore button down shirts for the first time since I hit puberty, as there were no gaps any more. I felt SO comfortable! Only wish I had done it sooner!!!!❤

[@MissMiuxo]

you speaking French is so cute!!! and your accent is pretty good! As someone who teaches French in London, this part was wildly entertaining

[@kidwajagstang]

You’ve earned your lipstick. I hope you continue to improve and feel better. My last girlfriend had massive breasts and they made me feel extremely sorry for her instead of turning me on due to her constantly being in pain, her difficulties finding bras that fit and their cost, and that they were STILL GROWING, going up about 1 - 1 1/2 cups a year! Since she wasn’t a big girl, we mathematically calculated about how much of her total body weight was her breasts and it was just under 1/3 of her total weight!! I truly hope she can get a reduction one day.

[@karinelabelle9520]

Others gave said it before, but your French is really good! Sure, there were a few tiny "mistakes" but everything was still 100% understandable and your accent is on point/adorable :)

[@jimgraham614]

I've just started coming across your videos today (thanks to the black hole KZbin brings you to after an hour) and I have to say, I have enjoyed the few videos that I've seen so far. :)

[@chiabee14]

Your French is so good! I am Italian and I studied French for 13 years (all my school years), I have a French highschool degree as well as an Italian one, but as soon as I started university I forgot everything. Plus my accent was always terrible. I’m kinda jealous.

[@A5hle1gh12]

Oh cool we're the same height!! I'm so glad haha being small and knowing that I'm probably not gonna grow any more is so not fun. (also this does great for knowing that you're probably a similar clothes size as me so I see those summer dresses that you wear and am like wooo! That looks so good! I might have the confidence to wear some of those!)

[@hannahwitton]

Yay short people!!!

[@A5hle1gh12]

@@hannahwitton Yaay! Haha thanks for replying, made my day while doing some A level revision 😱

[@Willowing_Weaver]

I would love more of this. So glad I found your channel.

[@buzz-9x]

Love the way u talk!

[@SanniKelokaski]

This video is something else! I smiled so much throughout the whole video 😂❤️

[@gitaaa7740]

Thanks for doing this. You answered a lot of questions I had.

[@nolan-zs5mc]

I’m so excited about your gecko!! She’s beautiful and I’m sure you’re doing great aha

[@mikesmicroshop4385]

I for one think you are Amazing! Intelligent, beautiful, Funny, Creative, and Passionate about what you do and the people you know! I hope that Dan never forgets how lucky he is to have you as a partner in life! I hope to be so lucky someday!

[@versatilians]

Thank you for sharing all of yourself with us! :) You're just so beautiful....so amazing....so well spoken....just, so perfect in every way. In my opinion, there can't be much better than you existing out there in the world that we live in. :) Your humility about your beauty, the trials you've had with your health, your battles in just your everyday life concerning surgeries and such.....yet STILL, you share things with us, as if you're an open book, you keep your chin up and try to keep a positive attitude about things, no matter how dark and bleak things seem to get in your personal life at times. You are such an inspiration...and, I love you for it....and, MORE people should love you for it! :) Keep doing what you're doing, hun....all my best to you and yours. :) Take care...

[@erinelisabeth6523]

I LOVE your accent ! I am British but ah you are soooo well spoken

[@kylebryan8851]

Whatever makes you happy

[@Tess_-cm3jd]

Yaassss podcast!!

[@anielazofia_]

I think You r feeling much better! U have a lot of more energy and THAT glow! Pre surgery Hannah is back!(?)

[@pAsDeNoMzUt]

Je suis française mais je vis au pays de Galles, your French is so adorable! Love from Cardiff xx

[@bill45colt]

you dont need any reduction, you dont need anything,,,,just a big smile,,,,and let your personality and great character carry you through all things,,,many women are soo jealous of who you are,,,,just stay that way

[@rfldss89]

honestly that french was alright :D you don't seem very fluent, but you still manage to string words together in a way that makes sense! proud of you, it's not an easy language :)

[@zofiabochenska1240]

Regarding the Mac lipstic - we don't need a handful of people living perfectly cruelty free / zero waste / vegan lifestile, we need everybody to take as big steps as they comfortably can. You having this lipstick is fine, it really is.