Your Assumptions About Me | Hannah Witton

Do I want kids? Am I kinky? Am I getting a breast reduction? Can I speak French? (yes, badly) Thanks for watching this very self-indulgent video.
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[@20Unbelievable06]

even just ONE cruelty free item is better than none. would it be better if all were? yeah, sure, of course, but let's focus on the good things, most is so much better than none!

[@Jesswithlessstress]

Bless your positive little heart! There are not enough lovely people, such as yourself, out there on KZbin.

[@geekwithglasses2897]

Yeah it’s like me when I first started going vegetarian. I didn’t do it all at once it was a gradual process of getting as many cruel products off the table and if there were a few left over I’d at least be trying

[@charleysmith5849]

You look so cute in this Hannah - yellow is rlllly your colour! Glowing xx

[@marcelleantoniasebastiaera3371]

Loved it!

[@ItzChuppa]

Nice name!! 😜

[@charleysmith5849]

@@ItzChuppa haha

[@queenizzy01]

Hufflepuffs always look good in yellow ;)

[@charleysmith5849]

@@queenizzy01 Haha true true - guess that's how I know I'm not a hufflepuff then 😂😜

[@EllaCharlie]

I really respect that you were honest about your lipstick. I feel like there is so much pressure that once you speak on something like being cruelty-free that you have to be 100% perfect and change everything you do immediately, but that can be so hard. I feel like being conscious of it and responsible for your actions is just as important. we are all human after all we can just try our best.

[@brandyfox6999]

Oo[[⁹ⁿoo[⁹

[@justsmilelaet]

As a french viewer that segment of the video was very highly entertaining hahaha

[@lilimo1384]

justsmilelaet But she’s so good!!! I understand her perfectly without subtitules and the accent is so cute ❤️

[@thoxsik971]

same

[@healingtiger557]

Yes and also her accent is really good!

[@floren_ce]

Yeah, she made tiny mistakes but I'm so impressed with her prononciation !

[@justsmilelaet]

I agree! I was both entertained and impressed

[@emilybutler9671]

These assumptions videos are always way more fun and interesting than I think they’re going to be. I always think, “Don’t assume things about people; it’s rude or problematic or whatever.” And then it turns out others were curious about some of the same topics as I was.

[@johnlondonbimeetup7961]

:) "curious about" much better than "assumptions about" (especially if were to speak like assumption was true without knowing)

[@izzyolsson5269]

I had a breast reduction a few years ago and it was the best thing I ever did for myself! My self-confidence is so much better, my back and neck issues are gone... I was so scared too, but honestly everyone who I've talked to who's had one says it changed their lives for the better! Having said that, still trust your gut and do all the research before making a decision xxx

[@thatjillgirl]

Oh my. That person who thinks breastfeeding makes your boobs smaller not only has clearly never breastfed but has also clearly never talked about breastfeeding with someone who has. Yeah, those things *expand* when they're lactating, and they don't wind up smaller than how they started when you're done. As for breast reductions, I know a couple of people who had them, both when they were teenagers actually. One of them has had to children at this point and her boobs have stayed smaller than before the reduction (and I believe she also was able to breastfeed). Neither of them went down to *small* boobs, they just went from *huge* boobs to like, C-D cup. Still pretty ample, but not so big that it was causing them back pain and otherwise bringing frustration anymore. They're both very glad they did it.

[@SoniaOReilly]

AS IF BOOBS ARE FULL OF MILK

[@aim-to-misbehave5674]

I know someone who got a reduction from...based on visuals, probably about Hannah's size? Down to a C-cup. And then promptly had two kids and ended up bigger than before she had the reduction. Everyone's bodies are different. Her daughter is considering a reduction, but wants to do it after children because she suspects her body will react in the same way.

[@Verity147]

I honestly think that might have been a typo and they wanted to say breast reduction, it sounds too ridiculous.

[@thatjillgirl]

@@Verity147 I would like to think so, but given the phrasing ("You want to do voluntary breastfeeding"), I'm not sure how that typo would come to be.

[@GraemeMarkNI]

So it’s not like the milk is stored inthere waiting for someone to suck it out? 😮

[@AntBarber]

You are a truly inspiring woman, having watched you since before your op, and giving insight into how to do with it all

[@charleysmith5849]

'please let me have this one lipstick. jesus christ' haha the pain of this one lipstick - honestly though, i always say in terms of everything, everyone doing a little to help is better than one person being 'perfect' - if u even can be, and admitting u tried is fine lmao - do what makes you happy girl, at least you're aware - haters can back off, no-one is perfect, everyone has things that are environmentally or animal cruel, unfortunately its life xx

[@hay7758]

Also think about writing to the company to ask for cruelty free versions to be available! Or donate to a vegan charity! There are some things that are difficult to concede on, but we can do other things towards a cruelty free world other than just avoiding brands.

[@charleysmith5849]

@@hay7758 exactly- its the same as 'do I have to be vegan to be an environmentalist' - no there is always other thing u can do x

[@hezziattubeyou]

True. I make all my everyday products such as shampoo and deodorant cruelty free but i did buy opium perfume from YSL which is not, i felt kinda guilty but i reckoned i got a pass i stopped eating meat.

[@melodysmash]

It was a revelation to me, hearing that you're not a perfectionist, because your work is such high quality from what I can tell. Something for my perfectionist self to ponder...

[@Misstigrine]

Your French is actually quite good! Pronunciation is on point 👌 xx from a French subscriber :3

[@theorosef]

Aspirine from a Quebecois subscriber, I agree !!! I'm especially impressed by your pronunciation!

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Oui, je ne comprend pas pourquoi elle dit que son français est pas bon.

[@andyhartley]

I will await the blog post about how many hours a week you work with much anticipation!

[@FroZenMemes]

How did you post this 22 hours ago😂

[@hannahwitton]

Will get on it once I’m back from Cali!

[@Wizipita]

@@hannahwitton Thank the Lord. Next year I will be working full time on my doctorate thesis, so self-employed basically, and seeing my infinite ability to procrastinate now, I am terrified of myself. Seeing you being so organized has actually helped me a lot to get my shit together, so, always a fan of your organisation videos and posts!

[@jadoreux]

Hannah I swear a new podcast would make my lifeeeee. Also damn girl yellow is most definitely your colour!

[@roebearwhat]

Wow I really thought you'd be a perfectionist! I'd love a video on how your work schedule is, hours wise, or how you break it down!

[@zouzoumusic.]

Hannah your french is really good what are you talking about! Your accent is adorable and with a bit of practice you can 100% get your level back. Writer is écrivain, author is auteur btw. Coming from a fellow french xx

[@211Celestine]

And for Hannah, it would be auteure or autrice, and écrivaine ;)

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Ce serait écrivaine dans le cas d'Hannah.

[@pigfarts13]

As someone who’s trying to go cruelty-free with my makeup I definitely sympathize and don’t worry, you’re doing much better than the average person! And I think that changing what we eat and cutting out meat a couple times a week actually has a much greater impact than our makeup. Also I loved the French bit 🤣

[@shayelea]

The part about feeling like you had to have this ONE THING to feel normal after your surgery is so relatable to everyone who’s ever had a serious illness or been through other trauma. 💛

[@mariebilger2253]

I am french and hearing you speak french is SO cute ! It's actually really good, you accent is impressive ;) lots of love

[@alleyferuglio7921]

you look so happy and glowing hannah!! your hair colour looks amazing!!

[@Gabeloveyou]

Sorry for your troubles. Feel your pain. Your resilience inspires me ❤️❤️❤️.

[@molliesdad4702]

In my opinion and based on your channel content I feel comfortable saying that you are brutally honest. You are like a breath of fresh air and I adore everything about you.

[@TarMarz]

ahhh Mac taupe - a 2012 classic!! still can't bare to throw it out even tho I don't wear darker lipsticks much anymore but by god I always feel amazing when I wear it!!

[@thosegreeneyes]

The subscribe sound effect in your video is so satisfying

[@TheMarijaSunshine]

Love how much you giggled in this video! Really put a smile on my face :)

[@garylee1488]

I usually don’t comment on videos, and am not sure how I stumbled across your channel, but wanted to say that seeing this video truly made me smile. Thanks for making my day brighter.

[@eloise9849]

I got a breast reduction 5 years ago when I was 19. Best decision of my life. It changed my life, my health improved and I started exercising again... massive change that I would never ever regret ! If you’re afraid of the pain I can assure you that it’s nothing compared to what you’ve been through last year... So if you think about getting a breast reduction don’t stress about it. And if you’re not ready yet, it’s totally fine too! Tone of love Xxx

[@spaceunicorn7370]

5:22 "you are a perfectionist,Nope"..the way she says nope is so cute

[@layoverbear]

okay french person here: that was amazing! your french is so good!!

[@alexsupertramp4907]

Tbh you couldn't look more french😂

[@princessladytanya]

Oh he could, he could have onions around his neck, a stripy top and be riding a bicycle. Et moi ? J'ai l'air de quoi ?

[@MrNatRees]

All French people look French

[@jimarnn1938]

You are so entertaining to listen to. Eventually, all the entertainment adds up to thoughts worth hearing, and worth considering. Without demanding conclusions.

[@MissMiuxo]

you speaking French is so cute!!! and your accent is pretty good! As someone who teaches French in London, this part was wildly entertaining

[@SnowWindMadness]

Thanks for being awesome and spreading it around !!! (I’m btw I’m from Montreal,Quebec and your French sound better than some I hear around here XP )

[@isa0ber]

you're such a delight to listen to! this video is very cozy i smiled through all of it

[@hannahwitton]

aw thanks

[@amyduhig1720]

The breastfeeding one was definitely a guy, my first ever boyfriend thought you lactated your period 😂

[@nolan-zs5mc]

I’m so excited about your gecko!! She’s beautiful and I’m sure you’re doing great aha

[@sage9756]

your giggle is literally the cutest

[@alwynhughes4421]

Your not only beautiful, you have an amazing personality, so much passion in what you do. I love to watch your vids.

[@B-Rac]

Enjoyed the assumptions about me vlog Hannah. Love listening to you talk.

[@str8Jonesing]

No question nor assumptions. Just wanted to say your bubbly personality is adorable and I love your content

[@laxchan6386]

Such an intelligent, funny and down to earth personality! Hannah you are wonderful!

[@susienewton144]

Hannah I had a breast reduction and it changed my life!! The recovery was so easy and the surgery is one of the least invasive ones you can get. Would highly recommend 🙏🏼

[@nicoleschultz9171]

Susie Newton same!!!!! Best thing I’ve ever done!!!

[@RazzleRed543]

Hannah, I’d love to see you discussing your experiences living in France ! I’ve also lived there for 7 months in the past.

[@edencardines5170]

YES NEW PODCAST!!! 💪🏼👌🏼

[@RachelJ715]

Damn that leg raise tho, you've come such a long way since your surgery. Super proud

[@kelloves1D]

Could not recommend a breast reduction more. I had one at 20 and it 100% changed my life. The surgery and recovery was so easy and quick. I needed a little help in the first two-ish weeks from my boyfriend but I was back up and back to uni within 3 weeks. Probably could have gone back much earlier but I was lazy. It really changed my life. I'm so much more comfortable with myself and around others and feel like I can go topless and be free swimming without being embarrassed about my body and wow it's been so incredible. The aftercare from my doctor etc was so excellent as well and so easy, it really was an amazing experience and I would never go back. Hope I can make more converts

[@anielazofia_]

I think You r feeling much better! U have a lot of more energy and THAT glow! Pre surgery Hannah is back!(?)

[@RobinCartier]

We want more french videos Hannah! (From a 🇫🇷 viewer based in the UK)

[@lifeofabachelor8547]

i love this. dont worry about what others think. if they are truely a fan they will understand.

[@SanniKelokaski]

This video is something else! I smiled so much throughout the whole video 😂❤️

[@MadiThorne]

"talking comes way more naturally to me as writing" - are you sure about that Hannah? 😂

[@hannahwitton]

LOL I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HAHAHHA

[@Willowing_Weaver]

I would love more of this. So glad I found your channel.

[@TatouilleWesh]

Ohh, I'm a French woman, and it was sooooo surprising to hear you speak French! I was about to thank you but it feels weird, but it really made me happy 😍 😀 ☀️ Ps: you are part of my favorite inspiring people!

[@Emanuela_98]

Loved the fact that you laughed a lot in this video, cheered me up since tomorrow I have an exam! xxx

[@hannahwitton]

Aw good luck!

[@dreamylittlethings]

Does anyone else really miss the Banging Book Club pod?

[@firebird8600]

I have no idea who you are, or why KZbin showed me this video in the middle of a Legend of Zelda binge... but I just had to watch the whole video. You seem to have a fun personality.

[@ladramaprof]

Omg i'm so happy that you answer to my assumption (the french one) Your accent is so cute wow 😍 please, I want to hear you speaking French more often 😍😘 from a french canadian subscriber

[@ThelouwseFD]

Your accent when you're talking French is so cute :'D !!!!! On t'aime fort Hannah

[@AmberWoodMusicx]

wow loving your French accent for REAL

[@capucinefrl2805]

The french part makes me so happy. Merci Hannah 💕

[@jeffgarlick]

I KNOW from watching you that you are charming, intelligent and produce GREAT content! Those facts are why I subscribe and anxiously await your videos each Tuesday! :-)

[@estherbain]

Hannah! I’m assuming you are all caught up with the new seasons of “Easy” on Netflix? I’m gonna go ahead and assume that it’s right up your alley? I’m loving it! Also love the videos always - keep up the good work!

[@Confuseddave]

On the stresses of being a pet owner, one of the things that struck me looking after my pet rats was how hard it was not being able to communicate or reliably understand what they wanted. Having a baby has it's own constellation of stresses and anxieties, but that child will definitely be letting you know in no uncertain terms if it's hungry, or too cold, or in pain, or generally wants attention, or anything like that. Small animal pets are at best indifferent about telling you what's up, and in some cases actively hide it (especially if they're prey animals). That's probably less true of something like a dog who is capable of coming and finding you if something is up, but I'd imagine is definitely the case with a gecko.

[@mikesmicroshop4385]

I for one think you are Amazing! Intelligent, beautiful, Funny, Creative, and Passionate about what you do and the people you know! I hope that Dan never forgets how lucky he is to have you as a partner in life! I hope to be so lucky someday!

[@beckiebeckie123]

You’ve always reminded me of Madeline but when you started speaking french!!! omg three cheers for Madeline

[@jeffreyplum5259]

You are a delightful person. I can see this from one video. I hope you list your books on your channel. I look forward to exploring more of your work. God bless you.

[@Marie-zf4rr]

I didn't expect that but you speaking French was absolutely amazing and cute

[@RonnaaFoogle]

The book comes out the day before my birthday! Who’s gon’ buy me it as a present? 😉

[@leahwelch3183]

Your voice is so soothing like AGH

[@peppieluna]

OMG Hannah! Je suis française et j'ai été tellement surprise d'entendre ta voix en français :D so adorable and funny!

[@soulsinnervoice]

I think your amazing, beautiful soul who is so warm and open. Really love your personality.

[@torinellis4002]

I enjoy your personality and straightforward communication. You probably get this alot but you are very beautiful.

[@erinelisabeth6523]

I LOVE your accent ! I am British but ah you are soooo well spoken

[@rfldss89]

honestly that french was alright :D you don't seem very fluent, but you still manage to string words together in a way that makes sense! proud of you, it's not an easy language :)

[@gitaaa7740]

Thanks for doing this. You answered a lot of questions I had.

[@kellydrover1994]

My assumption of you after this video is that you have fun and laugh much more than it would seem by your videos.

[@karinelabelle9520]

Others gave said it before, but your French is really good! Sure, there were a few tiny "mistakes" but everything was still 100% understandable and your accent is on point/adorable :)

[@versatilians]

Thank you for sharing all of yourself with us! :) You're just so beautiful....so amazing....so well spoken....just, so perfect in every way. In my opinion, there can't be much better than you existing out there in the world that we live in. :) Your humility about your beauty, the trials you've had with your health, your battles in just your everyday life concerning surgeries and such.....yet STILL, you share things with us, as if you're an open book, you keep your chin up and try to keep a positive attitude about things, no matter how dark and bleak things seem to get in your personal life at times. You are such an inspiration...and, I love you for it....and, MORE people should love you for it! :) Keep doing what you're doing, hun....all my best to you and yours. :) Take care...

[@pAsDeNoMzUt]

Je suis française mais je vis au pays de Galles, your French is so adorable! Love from Cardiff xx

[@idiponxbox6802]

I just absolutely love all of your videos

[@halynamg5956]

Just found out on Wikipedia that you went to my college and I've acc never been more proud

[@Unphilosophize]

This was so fun! Thanks for sharing

[@sagessedantan]

Your French is so good! Much better than a lot of people who live in my city, which is a French-speaking city!

[@JuMixBoox]

You talking French sounds adorable. Your accent is great. It sounds like you're singing.

[@lisamessikommer7284]

aaaaw loved the french part

[@Tess_-cm3jd]

Yaassss podcast!!

[@CamCamCamCamCamCamCamCamCammmm]

OMG your French is adorable! 💕

[@angiebarry6950]

Taupe is my fave Mac lipstick color!!! You're so rad, I love your channel!

[@IloveHeartlandX]

I didn't realise you did History too! I'm graduating with a BA in History and Journalism in a couple of weeks time!

[@swiftyjoe]

your french is amazing. right grammar and good pronunciation. from a french canadian

[@wiggy1212]

You speaking French is so fucking cute!! That laugh! Love it!

[@normbeattie3547]

Wiggy, whoever you are, tidy up your obscene language::: !

[@S34U5]

Hannah and trying to figure out author in french is literally me getting through /all/ my friend classes. "Hey if I just say everything with confidence and a french accent they proabbly won't even notice it's the wrong word" fun fact they did, but they didn't care. My final year exam comment was like, "You said some wrong things, and some definitely English words, but you didn't' stop talking so fine." and I got an A

[@yndianna]

Thoroughly enjoyed that French segment (and the video). I thought I would never hear your français 🤗

[@mysterioussonu]

I love your videos every time and also your smile 😊😊😊😍😍😍

[@jaccrossan810]

Your French prononciation is surprisingly good!

[@annabellex3559]

As a bilingual french person, I say you have excellent french 👍👍💕 great accent xxx

[@MaelwysMyrddin]

History degree buddies! My masters thesis was on literacy in the early imperial Roman armies.

[@nathanwalker6360]

Nice!! Good luck dude ✌🏼

[@aim-to-misbehave5674]

I handed in my BA diss yesterday! An examination of pious bequests in wills in the immediate aftermath of the Black Death. Medievalist through and through, over here.

[@Josh-ek8qq]

@@aim-to-misbehave5674 Hey, yours sounds super cool! I handed mine in last week. It was looking at Spanish Civil War refugee children's identity formation in exile in Britain!

[@aim-to-misbehave5674]

@@Josh-ek8qq I'm basically just coming to the conclusion that Hannah needs to do a video about her dissertation so that the rest of us can geek out in the comments and talk about our own topics...

[@MaelwysMyrddin]

@@aim-to-misbehave5674 I like that idea!

[@shanndy]

There is a Buzz Feed video where they use an app to track down to the minute what they spend their time doing in a week. You should try that!

[@onnieduvall2565]

I love you even more after all these revelations. You are wonderful.

[@jimgraham614]

I've just started coming across your videos today (thanks to the black hole KZbin brings you to after an hour) and I have to say, I have enjoyed the few videos that I've seen so far. :)

[@PoisonTheOgres]

BREAKING NEWS: youtuber has one lipstick that is not cruelty free! Get your pitchforks! Oh wait no, we love you even though you have 1 rogue lipstick. Hannah, you rebel

[@stagetopage]

I love this video so much! It's nice to have a casual chatty one.