"Scooter's and Shooter's" thats a classic in Austin
@IzonTim2 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold
@DieselG2 жыл бұрын
You know where Weatherford TX is?
@C0rrupted_star2 жыл бұрын
And they have hooter’s😏
@wio29052 жыл бұрын
Especially near schools
@isoisdead2 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining a drive by on a scooter
@infantry4lyfe2522 жыл бұрын
Austin Texas is basically californians trying to larp as red dead characters
@jonathonE Жыл бұрын
Dude that is the most spot on depiction I’ve ever heard!
@stopthecap2644 Жыл бұрын
That’s pretty fkin accurate… As someone who has lived in Austin their entire life.. it’s the Californian shithole of Texas
@salvadorbanuelos6718 Жыл бұрын
Californians who can't afford California*
@Mrjackietreehorn Жыл бұрын
Red dead online with the outrageous outfits
@mintz9782 Жыл бұрын
So many people from Cali love to Austin.
@mraustinswain2 жыл бұрын
“Where else can you go where it’s 93 muggy and smells like queso” loved that
@JakeKoenig2 жыл бұрын
93. 🤣 Maybe in APRIL. Today it was 93 degrees by 10 am. It’s 103 right now, 109 heat index.
@zrqy.2 жыл бұрын
93 and gloomy not muggy
@eksine2 жыл бұрын
@@zrqy. yeah I was like TF did muggy come from
@VinRocks2 жыл бұрын
houston.
@zrqy.2 жыл бұрын
@@VinRocks for real
@OctagonalSquare Жыл бұрын
Austin: when you want to live in California but want lower gas and taxes
@m.c.martin Жыл бұрын
And no state income tax
@Nether2342 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the average Californian pays less in state taxes than the average Texan because Texas has significantly higher sales tax and property to make up for it. The average effective state tax rate for Texas families is 12.9% while the average effective state tax rate for CA families is 8.9%.
@m.c.martin Жыл бұрын
@@Nether2342 California pays more in overall taxes because they simply get taxed for everything. That’s why everything is so expensive
@OctagonalSquare Жыл бұрын
@@Nether2342 percentage wise, yes, but everything in california is more expensive. A house of equal size and quality is 2x as expensive in california. So you are paying for half the amount of house with your 3% tax difference. Property taxes in Texas are 1.6% on average, and 0.7% in California. So lets say its double for easy math. So a house in Texas that costs $100K would run you 1.6k in taxes. In California, the same house would cost upwards of $200k and run you 1.4k in taxes, but your mortgage is also still double.
@Odinarcade00 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact they’ll find a way to charge you anyways and rent is going up up up
@freshprinceoffrance7542 жыл бұрын
Downtown Austin is just “wow that’s, thats a lot of granite”
@Sticknub2 жыл бұрын
fr man we been taking other construction materials for granite bro
@freshprinceoffrance7542 жыл бұрын
@@Sticknub Fr
@ezrac7042 жыл бұрын
That's really true. I've never thought about that.
@chadwellington25242 жыл бұрын
@@Sticknub ah ha
@dirtytacos892 жыл бұрын
Granite town lmfao
@nathandouvier19762 жыл бұрын
Yo, how it abruptly ends with, “Welcome to 6th street.” Is everything
@Nightshde5242 жыл бұрын
Plz save me the research and tell me why?
@Nightshde5242 жыл бұрын
@GeorgeCostanza sounds like los Angeles California in the 80s 💀
@dylancleverdon4862 жыл бұрын
sounds like 3rd ave in seattle every city has one
@kaylavarela72152 жыл бұрын
I wonder if 6th street everywhere is like that lmaoo I know a few places it’s the same
@Nightshde5242 жыл бұрын
@@freeestyleobsessed thats brazil vibes
@beaverboy60232 жыл бұрын
"This is how you call a cab in Austin" 😂
@rjchavers92672 жыл бұрын
🤣 best part of the video 🤣
@maxhydekyle24252 жыл бұрын
Only if you're packing a can of Grizzly. That's why he didn't get a cab.
@caleblawyer62302 жыл бұрын
Too bad he wasn't tapping it right
@FC0BCA7E7A2 жыл бұрын
Yes we also watched the video
@joulupukki16072 жыл бұрын
I lolled that hard
@businesstoad5796 Жыл бұрын
as a Houstonian there's Austin, and then there's Texas
@christianguzman8228 Жыл бұрын
Houston and Austin are both enclaves. But Austin has the mountains whereas Houston has mosquitos.
@CrzyWzrd4L Жыл бұрын
@@christianguzman8228 Houston is diet New Orleans
@leonardtamez5281 Жыл бұрын
I tell ppl to move to Houston as long as they’re cool with a visually ugly, crowded city. Cheap rent, ugly city with nothing to do
@DivinesLegacy Жыл бұрын
@@leonardtamez5281 ugly because of utilitarianism and efficiency, We didnt have time to develop beautiful walkable ornamented buildings with beautiful architecture and public spaces, because of the population boom and rapid industrialization. But i think we are at a place where we can chill with the suburban sprawl and focus on building a beautiful walkable pedestrian based city. keep in mind houston is only 170 years old and most of that time the population was small.
@leonardtamez5281 Жыл бұрын
@@DivinesLegacy Houston and “pedestrian-oriented city” don’t exist lol. It’s the least walkable big city in North America
@angelawintering62012 жыл бұрын
The dumpster going for 2k a month got me 🤣🤣🤣
@notorioustori Жыл бұрын
It's an AirBnb, now. Only $250/night but the $150 cleaning fee is ridic. It does come with a 4 pack of Eastciders or a couple mini Tito's. The trash pandas show is lit, too.
@austinnewsome7137 Жыл бұрын
don't forget the sunroof
@notorioustori Жыл бұрын
@@austinnewsome7137 🤣🤣
@unsivilized Жыл бұрын
Yup... accurate
@BrianGivensYtube Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the sunroof. You better jump on that deal bruh.
@84jdgregory2 жыл бұрын
From Fort Worth and moved here in 2006. I laughed my ass off at how accurate a lot of it is. The hair dye thing is real. It’s always blue or purple though.
@brandonatkins9087 Жыл бұрын
Facts that's all you see here in Ft Worth
@Kybone Жыл бұрын
@@brandonatkins9087 it's the Austin folks that dye their hair.
@theajchannel5707 Жыл бұрын
living in Fort Worth too here 🙋♂️
@Kittius Жыл бұрын
Austinite here. Somebody help.
@dannythecheeto7481 Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad people ignore San Antonio cause we vibin here
@Y0uEnj0yMyself2 жыл бұрын
Give it ten years, you'll live in Round Rock.
@bobafett65462 жыл бұрын
Used to live there before the California people moved in waves and went back recently and its not the same tbh
@thatnerdyouknow63782 жыл бұрын
As someone who used to live in Jarrell, help Round Rock is consuming us ahhhhh
@ungabunga67352 жыл бұрын
Round rock is just a rich mans Austin
@ZombiePepperoni2 жыл бұрын
You gotta go to manor now
@Goose6192 жыл бұрын
Round rock is trash. Hate to break to you.
@mamicarter82 жыл бұрын
“Scooters and shooters, welcome to sixth street” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@masonjohns2082 жыл бұрын
It's like Portland but with M-16s 😂
@andrewstehura5412 жыл бұрын
that was funny af
@TexasNationalist18362 жыл бұрын
Now I want an M-16
@TexasNationalist18362 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Edmonds I feel so terrible for y’all
@konradd95722 жыл бұрын
Portland already has m16
@squidvis2 жыл бұрын
So it's Portland..
@Jake-xy9lt2 жыл бұрын
I've been to Austin twice, that was enough. It's like California and Texas had some weird incestuous love child and everyone there is stuck on talking about how great it is. I'd have liked to see it 20 years ago, cause now it's a shadow of it's former self from what I'm told.
@pterafirma2 жыл бұрын
Yep. Kinda peaked in the 1990's, days of La Zona Rosa, Flipnotics, Green Muse, etc.
@joshua-uy2wb2 жыл бұрын
Could you elaborate on what made it so bad?
@Jake-xy9lt2 жыл бұрын
@@joshua-uy2wb Way too many people, insane prices on drinks and BBQ, lots of obnoxious "woo girls" screaming about how great Austin is while they prance around. Just not my vibe at all. The traffic is nuts now too due to the influx of people.
@RainedOnParade2 жыл бұрын
I am growing up in Austin raised by ppl who were here in the mid 1900’s I constantly hear “oh that’s new” “oh my dad used to take me hiking in those woods now it’s an apartment block” “that used to be so and so’s farm” Ya I would have liked to grow up in the old Austin too everyone I know says leftists murdered Austin and to the largest extent that is true… but idk I feel like something else did it too but I can’t put my finger on it.
@windiwinters79872 жыл бұрын
I’m from ca moved to Texas. This is ca Berkeley. Hated staying in Austin while waiting for my home to close in a more rural area.
@ThePersonMan2 жыл бұрын
Me who's sitting on the pot while watching: BRISKET BRISKET BRISK-
@patchesjm79502 жыл бұрын
I had to find this comment 😂
@jaythemachine38452 жыл бұрын
💩 💩 💩
@joeromano67622 жыл бұрын
Your not funny
@itshusin91602 жыл бұрын
but then you would shit your pants and not in the pot
@MonsoonOfAegis2 жыл бұрын
Ain’t no way this guy commenting my thoughts 💀
@JD-rp3ob2 жыл бұрын
Austin: where a homeless dude can bathe in a creek by the river next to one of the main roads and in broad daylight without any care.
@CriticalCentrist Жыл бұрын
Comments like these only show you have never made it out of the suburb you live in
@JD-rp3ob Жыл бұрын
@bigtittyclaudia it's a comment like mine that shows I've actually been to Austin and witnessed it myself...close to the event center. I guess I was also just seeing things when some homeless addict looked right at me as me and my wife were walking to Prohibition Creamery when he must have been getting ready to vaccinate himself after lighting his spoon and said, "I'm not doing drugs." - Some hobo, 2018. Maybe next time, talk smack to someone who hasn't actually traveled the country and the world, visited the home country of his parents, etc.
@CriticalCentrist Жыл бұрын
@@JD-rp3ob So you're just a moron then. Austin, TX isn't nearly as bad as other parts of the US and the world though somebody that has been to those places should be aware of this. Actually, for the residents of these cities finding those who experience housing insecurity bathe in public is a fairly common, every day event. There isn't much special or exciting about it, just a person using a creek, or somewhere not meant for bathing, to bathe. Your disrespect and disregard of these individuals is concerning though makes me glad to know I can assume you do not live anywhere close to a city with a large population of homeless residents. We do not want you, the housed residents do not want people like you either. Stay in the rural backwoods or suburbs where it's okay to be backwards.
@JD-rp3ob Жыл бұрын
@bigtittyclaudia yeah, bathing naked in front of children isn't something that needs to be normalized. I guess you believe in pedophiles being a protected class. Those wirh housing insecurities...homeless people. Just call it how it is. Stop being such a puss-cake and be up front. That's what's wrong with people: they don't wanna harm someone's BS feelings. It's disrespectful for someone to get naked in front of children in public. He could have gone to a hundred other places that are more private than a damn creek in the middle of Austin.
@CriticalCentrist Жыл бұрын
@@JD-rp3ob Those sorts of people normally do not go to other places since it is difficult and expensive getting around, public transportation, Rideshares, no car. Shelters and other nonprofit that offer bathrooms can be dangerous, leading to theft, drug use, violence, over crowded, only open between 6pm - 6am . It's often safer for the resident to remain without shelter in many of the cities that provide billions in homeless assistance
@bernlin20002 жыл бұрын
"Is that in Texas?" I think this sums up Californian migrants perfectly 🤣
@bigg_survivor_88762 жыл бұрын
Ya they ruined the big cities
@abramsmith36272 жыл бұрын
@@bigg_survivor_8876 well ok I’m sorry I didn’t mean to EXIST
@bigg_survivor_88762 жыл бұрын
@@abramsmith3627 thanks
@presleyo2 жыл бұрын
@@abramsmith3627 you should know better
@fingaaflexin11712 жыл бұрын
@@bigg_survivor_8876 they’re starting to spread out into the country now too 🤦♂️
@shepboy962 жыл бұрын
The “That’s just my Copenhagen wintergreen longcut” killed me cause that’s literally me 🤣🤣
@jordanbarnard642 жыл бұрын
I don’t chew anymore but that was still funny af🤣
@datrussianweeb42982 жыл бұрын
@@jordanbarnard64 same
@1MinuteFlipDoc2 жыл бұрын
My fav. I stopped chewing tho.
@krusher1812 жыл бұрын
Plz stop using dip and smoke 3 cigs a day like a real man.
@JarJarsFeetPics2 жыл бұрын
@@krusher181 because real men slowly kill themselves
@TrevorWallace2 жыл бұрын
ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT
@milktea66762 жыл бұрын
🧀
@psychedelicpayroll54122 жыл бұрын
Just remember to hide your license plate.😂
@sofukanal86872 жыл бұрын
Well as a dane i would just like to say thanks for the shout out on "copenhagen wintergreen long cut"
@mixu25242 жыл бұрын
take a gun for safety
@NekaW_2 жыл бұрын
But are you here performing!?
@jorgeherrera1074 Жыл бұрын
Imagine moving to Texas for cheap prices just to settle in Austin 😂😂😂
@goldd_triton19232 жыл бұрын
POV: your one one of the cool kids that said brisket 3 times
@Ja_Zer2 жыл бұрын
I did shit myself though
@thegirthquake85742 жыл бұрын
Damn, called me right the fuck out
@v1t_s2 жыл бұрын
Hah, i just did that
@Mr_-Heisenberg2 жыл бұрын
You’re
@spasticbrit2 жыл бұрын
You're*
@AttackingTucans2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to 6th st 😂😂
@maxhydekyle24252 жыл бұрын
The most dangerous fucking place in the south.
@handhdhd65222 жыл бұрын
@@maxhydekyle2425 the clubs there are disgusting
@johnmad43722 жыл бұрын
@@maxhydekyle2425 You got to be joking, come down to the bog, swamp country don’t play. 6th street just petty.
@DarackObama2 жыл бұрын
The Detroit of texas
@DarackObama2 жыл бұрын
@@maxhydekyle2425 yea I’m surprised bro didn’t get shot
@nodlezz83962 жыл бұрын
When your from Ft Worth. “Yep”
@txjared2 жыл бұрын
bro i am too i was like wtf 💀
@shoto422 жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah, Dallas is the most untexan Texan city, yet we’re still better than Austin, San Antonio is cool tho
@Maxis1962 жыл бұрын
im also from ft worth, felt some offense to the queso joke not gonna lie lmao
@traewilliams17472 жыл бұрын
@@shoto42 naw Dallas is definitely the most Texas out of the big 3
@JMac-272 жыл бұрын
@@Maxis196 born in Austin, live in fort worth we bleed queso 😂
@ryanpohl27092 жыл бұрын
As someone from Fort Worth, we have plenty of Mexican restaurants with queso here Austin is a really cool city though, lots of fun and really chill atmosphere. It’s a beautiful city. Sadly, homelessness has skyrocketed there in the past couple years and a lot of the charm has worn away as a result. I remember I was hopping park benches one night in Austin and I almost accidentally stepped on a sleeping homeless guy. The crime has also gone up a lot in the past couple years due to their deteriorating police force, so it’s not really safe to walk at night anymore. Despite this, there’s a lot to do, lots of amenities and beauty. Some of the coolest shops, and just a judge-free environment. The weirder you look the more normal you look.
@DannyJoe08 Жыл бұрын
Homelessness is up in literally every city in the US.
@ryanpohl2709 Жыл бұрын
@@DannyJoe08 this is mostly true, however homelessness in Texas has gone down 5% in the last four years as opposed to Austin’s homelessness rate going up roughly 13% in that same time frame. It’s not the explosion that other cities and states have, but it’s the biggest in Texas (except for maybe Dallas). That being said, some cities hide it better than others, controlling the homeless population to a specific area in the city. This is not the case with Austin as it’s very common to see homelessness wherever you go in Austin. From 2019 to 2021, violent crime in Austin rose 23.3% as opposed to Texas’ 7.8% increase in that time. Given the 2022 crime and traffic report for Austin is not yet released, I cannot give a fully updated statistic. But either way you look at it, Austin’s homelessness and violent crime has grown faster than that of the Texas average.
@TheTotallyRealXiJinping Жыл бұрын
In Fort Worth when we want the Austin experience we just go to Rosedale/Lancaster
@Adolph.Hitl3r Жыл бұрын
@@TheTotallyRealXiJinpingshit here on the East Coast we pretty much don't have any choice but to tolerate it, some of the homeless people here are fuckin assholes too tho. I remember one time a hooker stopped me walking into a Sunoco for gas to ask me if I wanted to party and I of course said no. Then as I'm walking back out to my car the same fuckin hooker tried pressin for money and I told her I spent cash I had on me for gas, then this bitch started gettin aggro callin me a fuckin liar and a broke liar and then had the audacity to then ask me for change after she just got done cussin at me and callin me a liar so I ultimately just ended up sayin "listen if you don't fuck off and leave me alone I fuckin swear to christ I'll call the cops and say some hooker is tryin to proposition me and hassling me for money in exchange for an hour wit her blown out filthy puss."
@trippyness9 ай бұрын
You were "hopping park benches one night"? You're just going to casually move past that? What does that even mean??
@bdon1752 жыл бұрын
Lmfao as a Texan and someone who used to live in Austin before I move back to Houston... This is fucking great
@youllneverknow_123 Жыл бұрын
Houston is a wasteland too
@bradhiser9230 Жыл бұрын
Same here, moved there for work in 2014, moved back to Houston in 22. The dyed hair and dumpster statements were spot on. Fuckin hipsters. I worked remodeling bars, restaurants and breweries and as soon as I saw someone new from like Idaho or some shit it was literally a matter of a week till they showed up with colored hair and totally different clothes. 😂
@newelement_2 жыл бұрын
“Yeah it’s like Portland but with M-16s”. Sorry bud but thats still Portland.
@poseidons_6362 жыл бұрын
I think he's trying to say it's like Portland because all the libtards from Cali are moving there.
@XanderPerezayylmao2 жыл бұрын
was waiting for this 🤣
@PurpVertigo694202 жыл бұрын
crazy
@hunterthompson76052 жыл бұрын
Also it’s not a shithole like Portland😂
@geraldtarrant27482 жыл бұрын
Yuuuup i love how ppl assume Oregon is only Portland and that Portland is all gun haters or something. Oregon is widely Rural and even the democrats like guns 🔫
@garrettm51602 жыл бұрын
“Scooters and shooters, welcome to 6th street” lmfaooooo perfect
@Txpo50 Жыл бұрын
As a life long Texan, my only comment on Austin is “*sigh*”
@PopHappi Жыл бұрын
Same
@raphael1186 Жыл бұрын
ACA baby! Came here to say fu¢k everyone that's a Christian and hasn't even read the bible.
@sebastianmosqueda5959 Жыл бұрын
As a former El Paso Resident. Im pretty glad a left when I did.
@munkeyco31932 жыл бұрын
With the homeless dudes trying to fight everyone on 6th xD
@jamesrice15182 жыл бұрын
From experience, so true
@novelaego24042 жыл бұрын
the homeless in austin are amateurs
@mike-o-matic50612 жыл бұрын
Seen it
@Chuckschwartz2 жыл бұрын
I went pre covid and post/late covid. It’s out of control.
@g-man37852 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Congress and Lavaca.
@tootsownhorn58742 жыл бұрын
"Don't turn Texas into that what you escaped."
@firstlast82582 жыл бұрын
Texas is crap for the most part
@chrisalexander81102 жыл бұрын
You ain't from Texas then. Austin is probably the most liberal place in the South I've ever been to. It's always been that way too.
@bigz_zdog11162 жыл бұрын
@@chrisalexander8110 god I hate those stickers “KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD”
@noaheadie5032 жыл бұрын
@@bigz_zdog1116 they are the worst lol you could pay me to live there.
@randolph44212 жыл бұрын
@@chrisalexander8110 Texas is the West not the South
@andrewdauterive58772 жыл бұрын
I live in Austin, you got the Austin vibes down
@retardedfish81092 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@TexasBornGamer6662 жыл бұрын
I was born and raised in austin and it has changed so much in the past 20 years.. ugh its so sad.. and the pandemic ended so many legendary restaurants.
@1845net2 жыл бұрын
@@TexasBornGamer666 That's what happens when the government decides which businesses are "essential" or not, while providing little to no financial assistance to the ones that have to close.
@krusher1812 жыл бұрын
@@1845net oh my god shut up
@SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite2 жыл бұрын
@@TexasBornGamer666 and the homeless camping stuff and crime. Traffic, stupid ass politics etc, it’s a shame and a mess
@The_sheesha Жыл бұрын
I live in Austin and I can definitely confirm all these are true especially the dumpster
@christopherbarrett77602 жыл бұрын
I live in the Austin area and I can confirm everything just said is accurate 😂
@123bingus2 жыл бұрын
As someone who was born here and has lived here my whole life, this was… surprisingly accurate.
@deadrose95362 жыл бұрын
lmao fr. it’s not often u see austin represented on media tho
@goatloaf1982 жыл бұрын
damn 2k a month for a dumpster? what a deal!
@ChaotiX12 жыл бұрын
New Yorker moment
@nicholasbrown55112 жыл бұрын
Bruh never visited Austin thinks it’s a dump loooool. I’ve never lived anywhere better than Austin
@dyldog2 жыл бұрын
As someone living in Austin, it’s a bit exaggerated, however NYC/Cali those prices are accurate
@panther189_ Жыл бұрын
@@dyldog nah Austin n the surrounding area's pricey as fuck.. Unless you want low income housing you gotta make at least 20$ n hr to live somewhat comfortably on your own.. & thats just for a 1 or 2 bed AP.. If they even have any available.. Mortgage price are ridiculous as well
@Despond6 күн бұрын
I mean it does have a sun roof.
@theessentialgamer929010 ай бұрын
Cheers from Austin buddy. You nailed this city so well
@elihollingsworth68522 жыл бұрын
"Must be from Fort Worth" certified Austin person moment 😂😂😂😂
@joseflipsok6142 жыл бұрын
“Welcome to 6th street” was the best part
@jalencurtis72222 жыл бұрын
I've never met a person like this, but this makes me feel like I've met atleast 3 people like this.
@PatternLand2 жыл бұрын
A lot of bs and exaggeration in his vids but alooot of these vids are true
@bizzzzzzle2 жыл бұрын
@@PatternLand someone his hurt by this
@PatternLand2 жыл бұрын
@@bizzzzzzle I’m some people do get butthurt over his vids lol
@jacobferrera17772 жыл бұрын
@@PatternLand can firm, that hurt to red.
@PatternLand2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobferrera1777 did you intentionally spell read like that? All I did was leave out a word but I can see your frustration lol
@TheDemonPossum Жыл бұрын
“Copenhagen wintergreen longcut” killed me💀
@THE_IRS.6 ай бұрын
Indeed very Texan
@Fricc1692 жыл бұрын
“where else would you live where…” literally Florida but we get breaks, and shot
@AfghanHippy2 жыл бұрын
"Yeah it's like Portland but with m16's"
@ninjakiller392 жыл бұрын
Oregon is an open carry state
@godemperortrump69322 жыл бұрын
The democratic republic of Portland is most definitely not
@ninjakiller392 жыл бұрын
@iluvfood look up, “is Oregon an open carry state?” And you’ll find your answer
@gcon.8072 жыл бұрын
@@godemperortrump6932, Portland has something wrong with it, but the more frontier parts of Oregon are some of the most conservative spots for gun ownership and laws.
@matthiasist72452 жыл бұрын
@@gcon.807 a large portion of eastern Oregon wants to secede and join Idaho, just goes to show how different the rural area is from Portland, and the western side
@GreatestAudioBooks2 жыл бұрын
"Wallet? Oooops that's just my can of Copenhagen Wintergreen Long Cut" 😂
@manCHlLDx Жыл бұрын
“How you call a cab in Austin” got me, shout out from ATX, love your content brother
@JurgenMiHoff2 жыл бұрын
“Ya it’s like Portland, but with m16s!” Lmao it’s so true
@SabrinaRina2 жыл бұрын
As someone near Portland and hearing about Austin, seems on point. Even that weather, least in summer, sounded so much like it is out here, 93 but gloomy.
@currentthingsupporter Жыл бұрын
Didn’t chop in Portland have people running around with assault rifles?
@Fivestarsports5 Жыл бұрын
@@currentthingsupporteryeah
@clemfreeman8185 Жыл бұрын
oregon has open carry and plenty of gun lovers so no its not really true
@JurgenMiHoff Жыл бұрын
@@clemfreeman8185 you know this was a joke right? lmao jesus touch grass
@AMAP5992 жыл бұрын
“Chafing’s all apart of the experience”..literally anywhere for me!😭
@viniciusperon49742 жыл бұрын
Dude, I moved from Fort Worth to Austin and this is so spot on! “You must be from Fort Worth” hilarious!
@darrenrector912 жыл бұрын
So you moved within the second most worthless state in the US?
@hyperblitz20772 жыл бұрын
Should've stayed in Fort Worth
@flaminggaming143 Жыл бұрын
“Scooters and Shooters, Welcome to 6th Street” Get that on a poster right now😂
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche79012 жыл бұрын
As a Texan, I know this is all parody, but it just makes me like… genuinely pissed
@miketootall29732 жыл бұрын
Right bro just shitted on Austin 😂 glad I’m from Dallas 🤣
@Dorian8032 жыл бұрын
@@miketootall2973 right, the fatter, balder Austin
@Odinarcade002 жыл бұрын
Why nobody should wanna live here xD
@Odinarcade002 жыл бұрын
Dallas blows…..probably not the biggest US city that has no seasoning whatsoever
@beastly_brisket_man62492 жыл бұрын
Straight up
@ittz_hazardous29112 жыл бұрын
“Must be from Fort Worth-- is that in Texas” 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
@Wl13357f2 жыл бұрын
Please help me do other states have queso or not? I’m confused now
@ittz_hazardous29112 жыл бұрын
@@Wl13357f sad to say but no
@Wl13357f2 жыл бұрын
@@ittz_hazardous2911 so y’all have it it’s just not as popular as Tex mex queso
@slanderstylez9772 жыл бұрын
Fort worth has queso...And some of the best hole in the wall taco spots lol😂😅.
@Wl13357f2 жыл бұрын
@@slanderstylez977 have you ever had Velvet Taco? It’s so good
@Spectrik2 жыл бұрын
As a Texan cashier the Copenhagen Wintergreen Long Cut took me out so fast
@fiveelevenevan Жыл бұрын
93 degrees? That's nice to think about lol. So cool.
@LaCr0ix41392 жыл бұрын
"You must be from fort worth" I feel attacked
@jesssald Жыл бұрын
(Y) same
@sweetlikecandy11_11 Жыл бұрын
Same 😂!!!
@luisbarron2452 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@lilkt4life Жыл бұрын
same bro
@ClusterOfAtoms772 жыл бұрын
"Austins got scooters... And shooters" 🤣oh my god I died
@AppleMouth2 жыл бұрын
Fort Worth and Austin talkin shit about each other feels like Bay area vs LA lmao
@salvadorbanuelos6718 Жыл бұрын
LA doesn't talk shit about SF, we don't care
@AppleMouth Жыл бұрын
@@salvadorbanuelos6718 you right actually. As much as I’ve heard people clowning on LA, everyone I’ve met from socal has been super sweet irl
@Tr3yisnothim2 ай бұрын
As a person who is from Austin I can agree with the scooter transportation part
@lilystanley77982 жыл бұрын
It's actually a common misconception that Elden Ring takes place in a fantasy world when it actually takes place in Austin
@skykur2 жыл бұрын
Foul tarnished
@definitelyhuman35122 жыл бұрын
I thought it takes place in Ohio?
@jackedup447 Жыл бұрын
@@definitelyhuman3512 I thought that was caelid
@rp19282 жыл бұрын
bro, no cap i love Austin, ima stay here my whole life.
@Granny_TX2 жыл бұрын
#ATX FOREVER
@Dorian8032 жыл бұрын
Spoken like someone who has never lived anywhere else
@yemuppet81022 жыл бұрын
Thanks for telling us how woke you are.
@jema5039 Жыл бұрын
@@Dorian803 literally
@TheDommino2 жыл бұрын
"Scooters and shooters" 😂😂😂😂
@taunoclarke7931 Жыл бұрын
“It’s like organ but whith out the m16’s” 😂😂😂 got me dying
@thejanglezclan2 жыл бұрын
Austin is absolutely the new Portland, Seattle, San Diego. I wonder what the next trendy city will be? The followers will certainly flock there.
@freeestyleobsessed2 жыл бұрын
Boise Idaho or Tulsa, OK
@christopherkopper28372 жыл бұрын
Nah Boise will never be cool
@noahharrington88832 жыл бұрын
Chaffing is all a part of the experience is my motto now
@blodbringen76312 жыл бұрын
I’m from Austin. People like “your friend” are the reason I hate the place I was born now.😂😂😂
@dontanswer69302 жыл бұрын
Facts
@rjmac51052 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club lol
@firstlast82582 жыл бұрын
ya all that great food amazing concerts and beautiful women walking everywhere must be a nightmare I'm sure it would be much better to be born in Somalia
@blodbringen76312 жыл бұрын
@@firstlast8258 dude shut the fuck up, it’s not about that, it’s about it being a heathenistic landscape full of a bunch of mentally Ill losers who can’t do anything but hope to fit in with everything around them.
@the_man_emperor_of_mankind2 жыл бұрын
@@firstlast8258 dude, fuck Austin, it's only good for driving up housing prices
@tremorchristlester468828 күн бұрын
"Yo what do you MEAAANNN ya dont wanna move ta AUSTIN!" 😂😂
@_Jocephus_2 жыл бұрын
The epitome of everything Tim Dillon despises about Austin.
@Ctd332 жыл бұрын
I’m an hour and fifteen minutes away from Austin and I’m very thankful to be as far away as I can be
@jscuddz89 Жыл бұрын
You could be further lol
@S3BASTIAN052 жыл бұрын
“Scooters and shooters.” Aged like milk
@Krissyk27 Жыл бұрын
You are by far my favorite KZbinr/comedian. All your shit is so good lmao
@heathandarjunshorts59862 жыл бұрын
POV: you live in Austin 💀
@altreyxx2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@Lulipgr2 жыл бұрын
Don't be disrespecting Texas. But Austin, go ahead.
@lt.corndog28622 жыл бұрын
co-signing this as another fellow Texan.
@Lulipgr2 жыл бұрын
@@lt.corndog2862 Thank you fellow Texan
@shoto422 жыл бұрын
Except for our new dumbass laws, everything else is cool tho
@soupdrinker Жыл бұрын
Send another snow storm to shut you up
@cjaylim2 жыл бұрын
“Scooters…and shooters* XD
@brittanyangelina_ Жыл бұрын
I think I changed my “moving mind” 😂 THX for keeping it real!
@cl4y3 ай бұрын
If you live in Austin and think you live in Texas, No you don’t.
@trapofonidrillore1852 жыл бұрын
Austin is the new miami bro lol people be listening to the song “Dupe - International “ and shit
@jacobferrera17772 жыл бұрын
So it's the Texas version of Miami?
@Mitch_100 Жыл бұрын
The truth in humor. Sad...funny...dude really showed love to his friend
@countryboyfromtx Жыл бұрын
Bro Fort Worth is home of the hole in the wall taco shop, don’t play with us 😂😂
@omnipotentbird Жыл бұрын
Oh you haven’t been to Laredo
@frankiemendez46018 ай бұрын
Dude that's everywhere in Texas.
@Starsandmoons02 жыл бұрын
As a Texan- You know what never mind
@red28462 жыл бұрын
Perfect thank you 😊
@Starsandmoons02 жыл бұрын
@@red2846 ? What?
@red28462 жыл бұрын
@@Starsandmoons0 I lived in Austin for 28 years so I was just agreeing with you 🤩
@Starsandmoons02 жыл бұрын
@@red2846 oh lol
@RattMetal2 жыл бұрын
As a Texan, Austin is miserable. Had to be there for a week and woof…
@GhostStealth590 Жыл бұрын
The moment he said coppenhagen wintergreen longcut, sent me Vietnam flashbacks of my time at the gas station... it's a very popular item for whatever reason.
@txjared2 жыл бұрын
lowkey shit myself when you called out fort worth 💀
@channelname94682 жыл бұрын
You probably said brisket 3 times fast
@CactusBrannigan2 жыл бұрын
How do u low-key shit urself 🤣
@Joey-fh3og2 жыл бұрын
Hello brother
@djsixx962 жыл бұрын
Hello my family
@90sbaby62 жыл бұрын
“It’s like Portland, but with m16’s” 🤪
@darkhumoristhebest2 жыл бұрын
I live an hour from Austin. I refuse to go there unless it's for food lol
@twystic Жыл бұрын
6TH STREET!!! I love that part of the town.
@johnnyavila6232 жыл бұрын
Homeboy shot out Fort Worth lol. I wonder if it's because I left a comment on his tour for not coming to Fort Worth lol.
@saxo6892 жыл бұрын
Did you go to the dallas show?
@JMac-272 жыл бұрын
Dude Dallas is 40 minutes from fort worth 😂
@Momo-cd5pw2 жыл бұрын
@@JMac-27 Talked to someone who seriously wouldn't acknowledge I lived in Fortworth. Kept asking me so what do you do in "Dallas." I said I dont live in Dallas I live in Fortworth. Him: "Omg its the same thing"
@doglover329932 жыл бұрын
@@Momo-cd5pw As someone who lived in Fort Worth for 3.5 years, it is most certainly not the same thing as Dallas 😂
@johnnyavila6232 жыл бұрын
I mean if Dallas was the same as Fort Worth. He would have said Dallas lol.
@adjustingmythreshold2332 жыл бұрын
Austin, is more of a weekend city then a live here city. I had enough after 3 days but they were a fun 3 days.
@jaydoucette33532 жыл бұрын
Austin has become a little California. The red of us Texans have disowned Austin.
@J0rxdan11 ай бұрын
“It’s like Portland but with m-16s” lol he called y’all gay and weird 😭😂
@Gocolas2 жыл бұрын
“Scooters and shooters” that age horribly…
@Gocolas2 жыл бұрын
@@Goudafortuna thats not what that means nor what i meant...
@maxhydekyle24252 жыл бұрын
Btw you can get a 3 bedroom house in a nice area with a yard if you live like 20 miles outside of Austin.
@yippykiay132 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you can get a 3 bedroom house in a nice area with a yard in Austin as long as you sell yours, your family’s, and your friends’ organs to the black market
@firstlast82582 жыл бұрын
You can get a much better deal in lots of other states the property taxes are outrageous
@jema5039 Жыл бұрын
Yeah in a boring ass suburb
@maxhydekyle24252 жыл бұрын
As someone from Austin, please don't move here. There are eldritch beings who cull the weak once a week. I'm serious. You have to sacrifice your first born once a year. I'm not lying. Please, please don't move here. The traffic is bad enough already.
@Mistacourson7 ай бұрын
Love how i found this while looking at houses in austin
@justinmabb19972 жыл бұрын
"scooters and shooters" didn't age well my friend
@SnuffBee2 жыл бұрын
I've heard of too soon but this was foresight 😭
@GrumpyManatee Жыл бұрын
As a Texan thank you for accurately calling out Austin on their bullshit
@Iceman990 Жыл бұрын
As a resident of Ft Worth he really did us dirty
@ErikPT9 ай бұрын
I'm near your city. It's a lie because I see more Mexican theme restaurants than in Austin, lol.
@greasy2250 Жыл бұрын
Being real here, Nashville’s got more girls in short denim shorts and cowboy boots than a clothing store can stock up. I swear it blew my little mind when I went there the first time
@ralfzacherl9942 Жыл бұрын
I'm not from the US but when I went to Memphis and Nashville on holidays, there were not a lot of attractive women. Basically all of those "cowgirls" were quite overweight.
@hunterox12322 жыл бұрын
We have more than M16’s in Houston 😂
@skykur2 жыл бұрын
More reason to need them, if you live in Houston.
@Brianlikescars2 жыл бұрын
We’re reaching levels of insufferable never even thought possible 🤯
@RamblinRick_3 ай бұрын
I'm just north of Austin on I-35 in a little town called...Dallas. Someday, Austin will grow up and be like us.
@RabidDisposition2 жыл бұрын
Austin used to be great. I graduated there, had a great job, and then, LA people like this started moving there, and it went straight to shit 😐. I'm in KC now. Much MUCH better.