Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 380

yourmomshousepo... This week, the mommies dive deep into the world of a lunatic Mummy in a soccer field parking lot, hear about Tom's trip with Burnt, go through some more "Hi Mommy, Thanks Jeans," and a lot more! Pull em up!

[@unknown-uo9ih]

God, this podcast is consistently great.

[@jimgroff6880]

So true

[@joeyjiggy-bippers6382]

You got that right, Jeans!

[@OpticalFunkllusions]

It definitely was

[@gamestalker87]

You fucking killed me with the Jack Reach Around 2: Reaching Back

[@amann24]

That eggrolls line is one of the funniest things I have ever heard lmao

[@baxeto2595]

How you say... egg rorr

[@terrywagwaan2623]

amann24 had to rewind it about 5 times, eggs rorls

[@zimzir]

I COULDN'T BREATH

[@danielluna7648]

"I hope these next 4 years are good." Me watching in May of 2020...

[@austingorsuch459]

I'm here in July and it hasn't gotten any better, still getting pissed on and the shit beaten out of me

[@danielluna7648]

@@austingorsuch459 2020 has beaten and pissed on us all. I feel like we all live at 2395 Wagner Houses, Apartment 2C.

[@chrism8234]

Getting pissed on and beat would be more enjoyable than these last 2 years. Homehewnmueaw

[@auroraborealis13579]

Hello from March 2023! Wow. Time traveling is wild!

[@christianwilliams6045]

@@auroraborealis13579I KNOW I LOVE GOING BACK AND WATCHING OLDER EPISODES

[@larsoluk]

Tommy has the best Bart Cholesterol impression!

[@ShaneKelley207]

Luke Larson Bart cholesterol hahahahahaha

[@suspicioustumbleweed1356]

niiiice

[@Strype13]

Solid concept, but... that's a helluva reach.

[@lucasmcclure2757]

Just glassin KZbin and this pops up. Thank jeans

[@jeffsmith673]

1:32:00 How you say...eggrolls had me crying!

[@maidenfanatic33]

That Bart Kerchizer impression is spot on

[@73THUNDERDOME73]

Bro someone needs to yell bikes at a drive thru and send it in 🤣

[@mikehall4730]

How you say...eggroll 😂😂😂

[@elemenz888]

Tom rocking that 5th grade gym teacher look who doesn't give a fuck, wife left him and living in his car.

[@theJIVETURKY]

imagine someone reading the comment section who doesn't listen regularly. hahaha

[@danm2084]

theJIVETURKY oh dude... that was me a mere 2 weeks ago. it's a very confusing thing. I knew everything had to be some sort of reference but I'm just like wow what the fuck are these people talking about.

[@anthonymiller934]

@@danm2084 hahahah that’s awesome

[@bradenyoder4922]

Sitting here crying over the "fluid bonding Coke and Dr. Pepper" drive-thru thing. Hahahahahaha!

[@realitymma2144]

Thanks mommies for being adults and hoping the best for the next four years instead of crying and throwing things.

[@evanabbott2737]

Tom is definitely the personality champ. Especially when Christina thinks Tom is being “grouchy”.😁

[@evanabbott2737]

EDIT: never mind! Once Christina expressed her hatred for the “heart with the hand” thing, I’ve changed my mind!🤣

[@zombievac]

“Purple Heart, Purple Star, Purple... MUSHIES”

[@mikes2622]

Love the Joe Rogan mix at the end

[@sweetmitchellthemdx]

Thanks for the internet validation Jeans. soundcloud.com/mitchelldavis-2/lets-go-water-champ-tommy-buns-mix

[@Ghost-ub3rh]

SUP KANE!!!

[@alexanderdennehy7308]

I love this podcast do much I stay up every Tuesday so I can watch it

[@Barth_Grooks]

Can't wait to see the main mommy Tommy the personality champ in Minneapolis this Saturday!

[@RoboBabe08]

Nolan Mitchell I'll be seeing him there Saturday. so excite.

[@Barth_Grooks]

stinkfist2000 Mommy apple tits*

[@peazyking4143]

“ And I ask him would you ever date your mom” #Classic

[@jtoots420]

High and tight episode this week! Thanks Mommy!

[@slimmpickens67]

That song at the end is so funny! Great work by one of the many YMH family's genius producers! Good on ya blood!

[@dirkbowman946]

Sup jeans

[@rvnwy7261]

Lemme just put on my Kalvin KAINES

[@dirkbowman946]

Mr. Chow but I just have one question for you . Would you marry your mom ?

[@ShaneKelley207]

dirk bowman hi mommy

[@travis2050]

its just like the gays

[@jatkinson9688]

juice juice

[@Matt_Barnes]

Chris J. was legendary, best 'Hi mommy' I've ever seen.

[@SW-qs2iq]

I feel like the fact bert may be an alcoholic is jokingly danced around.

[@coltglass1270]

That intro song is by FAR the best thing ive ever heard!

[@naomicagle7150]

I am trying to get my nails done and i cannot stop laughing they all think I'm crazy

[@IrishGary1]

I discovered this podcast thru joe rogan..i fucking love these two..effortlessly funny..could listen to these 2 all day

[@ridinthethreyedtiger]

"so I asked him, would you ever date your mom?" is my shit! those grape zevia burps though, =]

[@copenukka]

Tommy Mommy lookin like a goddamn American hero these days! #slimjeans

[@belleboa]

Fast forward 6 years and Tim's "straight size" seems to have forgotten he used to be "plus size" 😅

[@KellyMagovern]

1:34:30 "Yours are Maltese sips, mine are Doberman... GULPS." XD

[@brantwilson]

No the marry my mom shit was hilarious with toms timing haha

[@wj2429]

That F A R T -> Toffee Latte move was superb.

[@SRNF]

Been losing weight but also been losing jeans. Gotta keep it tight. *JEANS UP* !!!

[@mannequinplayer]

32:10 impecable belch timing

[@goatku]

So crazy British lady is from Washington state and was lying about her job, name, and accent.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Only Americans were fooled by the fake accent. I don't know why but for some reason, crazy lunatics like her think that putting on a posh, privileged sounding British accent somehow legitimises their bollocks. My biggest fear is that that is how the rest of the world thinks I speak. Even bigger than Crocodiles.

[@N2tech]

Tom you awful rough on Cruise being you made the movie 9 inches. LOL

[@DavidSmith-wr5sj]

Lol last 15 min had me crying, love you mommies!

[@Juscuz]

the drive thru mommy one is hilarious lol chris j

[@larsoluk]

I'm here is South Dakota and we have Panda Express drive thru, come on Mommy, get yo life!

[@mattsmalling3042]

I love would you marry your mom. Cracks me up everytime. Especially the soundbite of your dad saying tommy would you marry your dad?

[@robdela3632]

I saw people doing the heart with the hand thing a long time ago at raves in the late 90s

[@arsewankerbr0]

mommie jeans was bragging about her tight jeans teeth, but then said they're vinears, that's loose jeans..

[@LuckeeLaura]

How you say egg roll will forever be the best. What a beaut.

[@nicolewestbrook7247]

I feel like I’ve seen that black couch before.. but it wasn’t the late great Feef on it..

[@2blueeyedangels]

I soul hug my kids but no other person gets one from me 😊

[@enjay12]

If farting while sneezing is an unnatural occurrence, then I'm a mutant well on my way to becoming a member of the X-Men.

[@evanabbott2737]

Nice!

[@auroraborealis13579]

I just farted and sneezed at the same time a few days ago. I don’t know if it’s rare. It might be. I’m really unsure.

[@theeg.o.a.t5342]

Buncha mommies just glassin at 2am

[@ChrisJtheComic]

thank you for adding my clip, mommies!

[@iCHAWY]

I DO find the mom-son relationship video hilarious. Makes me laugh every time.

[@lancechampion719]

iCHAWY do you know what episode that first appears on?

[@iCHAWY]

Unfortunately no. I want to say its around 360 ish.

[@Kyronite]

Panda express guy is a LEGEND

[@maplesyrup76]

T-Bunz and Tina Jeans looking great. You guys got to have Rogan back on, he's always hinting that he wants to come back.

[@randahlliebelt8603]

Mommies be gassin

[@brandonschiavone92]

Hell yeah my main mommy corey madru got on the podcast

[@Skymarshal]

Oh my god, I was choking I was laughing so hard at the Drive thru videos. Jesus Fuck that was funny.

[@cheaptricked3148]

The marry your mom clip is hilarious. Especially the 'just like the gays'

[@lancechampion719]

Mr. Spectacular do you know what episode that first appears?

[@cheaptricked3148]

371 I think

[@tototyxxx]

superb jeans segment

[@IvorKC3]

Salumay! Ohmygod ohmygod these drive thru orders are so high and tight. Steppin' the game up

[@Arcane]

What's up with jean's weave in the back? Thanks jeans

[@1deg06]

HI MOMMY's!

[@chrispetela8644]

There might be 3 good places in the whole state of florida that have decent “Italian” food yes the people who own these restaurants are from Philly,NY,some parts of NJ

[@brandonschiavone92]

Hell yeah the guy doing the hey mommy at the liquor store with the glasses is my best friend mart b bottle Visalia ca mommies lol we blew his twitter up guess he saw it hell yeah lol

[@maceireann]

Why is there always two opening songs?

[@caandybarzbarz7691]

holy shit that WATERCHAMP outro had me rollin

[@MrWorth89]

his name was john, he had fingerless gloves and had a scarf.

[@iandoingit3793]

I love seeing all the different people that listen to this, there is the fighter and the kid and then joe rogan but the fans of this show have got to be the coolest. Myself included obv ;)

[@iancole2926]

Lol in central pa that woman would of just got out and said you want hit and went after her lol

[@NickPalfrey8]

Poo Crayons is a fantastic name for a band.

[@ryanh9262]

my jeans

[@LordHypnos4]

For a good time call Jeans.

[@randallpatty1303]

do you guys not know what Jack Reacher is? he is my personal favorite action hero in like 50 years, it's a series of books by Lee Child. there's like 18 of them. They're WAY better than the movies

[@evanabbott2737]

Well yeah of course the books are better!

[@SpaceGravy]

You guys were on today. Top bants!

[@Mike-om4tv]

1:26:00 is a legend lmfao

[@DarkSingin]

hey jeans

[@YoungST23]

Listening to your comments on Jack Reacheround makes me question if I understand movies lmao... wow ahahahaha

[@aspeacerman]

Shotout to la virgen de Guadalupe, glassing on the table.

[@Bultish]

I died at the end, eggrolls =P

[@zop57]

hi mommy thanks jeans is going to blow up.

[@twojaek]

order a cold brew more caffeine less stomach pain

[@tinderbox218]

The worst thing about first class is that all the poors get to gawk as they file by on their way to economy.

[@BranceCrantly]

Downvotes? Who likes this show enough to listen, then downvote? Were your expectations unmet?

[@mberezh]

Thomas Hughes Gotta be some non binary feminist.

[@suspicioustumbleweed1356]

Maybe they have different expectations than you do.

[@pimpdady246]

trump definitely didn't stop tweeting.

[@Mike-om4tv]

justin alexander tweet game strong and triggering

[@haggard101]

kiss my pussy chicken killed me! also has anyone used vocal fry for ordering fries yet?

[@nopullingoutXD]

there was a trailer for a trailer.... inception adverts! & MUSHY PURPLES!!!!!!!!! :)

[@JesusReyes-wc7zp]

NoPullingOut

[@JesusReyes-wc7zp]

exsilospeqroinfAnles

[@WhitePowder7.62]

Lmaaaaaooooo Jean was trying to piss Tom off because he was in a bad mood

[@jeffreysullivan9136]

The heart hand thing pisses me off as well.

[@Domnovalsportal]

burps on fleek mommies!

[@bdaddyjames011976]

So Burt is just a raging alcoholic.

[@getback4444]

Bart*

[@sarasan7315]

bdaddyjames011976 you mean burnt kriesler?

[@nickolasl6393]

For more of that guy in the hugging video, check out Vice's documentary Inside London's Hedonistic, Polyamorous Unicorn Movement.

[@Calavera357]

Heard Tim mention he and Bart closed out my favorite place in SF, the House of Prime Rib. I bet they had to wheel Burnt out on that meat blimp at the end of the night

[@oneslowwdsm]

Does tom ever browse the KZbin comments??

[@dirkbowman946]

RomanCandlle I've seen him reply once over a year ago .

[@dirkbowman946]

RomanCandlle he reads twitter and Instagram for sure

[@BirdManUnlimitedLove]

My buddy Sean was just like Burt. Had 4 kids. Killed himself out of nowhere. Watch out my brotha.

[@djordan22]

How you say... eggrolllllll

[@johnfederico1816]

Crossover with How Did This Get Made podcast for Jack Reacher 2 !!

[@kingshighway123]

for a second in the thumbnail i thought mommy-tina had actually gone thru with the hair cut. BIKES

[@michaelrud4351]

Jesus Christ-ler that impression is spot on

[@logagwang7006]

A delicious Chinese meal in the Hi Mommy, Bye Jeans!

[@sealtheirlid4760]

The Jeans Within

[@brettsullivan8217]

To be clear his name is Burnt Chrysler right?