Christina is so eastern block, that she survived a war that was before her parents time
@rickyspanish21794 жыл бұрын
WAIT SHES HUNGARIAN??? SHES NEVER SAIDDDD
@nicksilver_music3 жыл бұрын
Im gonna the douchebag 3 years later that replies "You're forgetting Genetic Memory" lol Man I feel like a cool guy for this reply 🙄
@Corkoth553 жыл бұрын
Eastern blocker mommy of two goth Angelino water champ Jean
@karenamyx2205 Жыл бұрын
@@nicksilver_music This ain't Assassin's Creed, big goofy
@slumwavakaghxulish91526 жыл бұрын
Paused midpodcast to watch the new stand up. Tom is the best. Water champ hands down.
@owenmyers31386 жыл бұрын
I miss salomay
@bennett19946 жыл бұрын
Me too Stanima, me too
@Ian-ci8or6 жыл бұрын
#Metoo
@Derek_Keenan6 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why piss on me and beat me is so funny, but it is 😂
@JamesIbis6 жыл бұрын
Try it out
@eleafy78896 жыл бұрын
I also find absurdity funny and don't know why. I also cry when I'm sad and I don't know why.
@austi166 жыл бұрын
You get a room and a lease
@karenamyx2205 Жыл бұрын
@@eleafy7889 Puss
@justinkincade80576 жыл бұрын
Tina is straight glassin with those spectacles.
@shaneupton16566 жыл бұрын
so much glass just slippin along
@swettyspaghtti6 жыл бұрын
Christina " i never get sick i'm eastern block " Pazsitzky .
@Le_Petomane6 жыл бұрын
Great this worn out shit joke has rolled into the mommies too.
@SyphexGaming6 жыл бұрын
Hey, much love no hate.
@Le_Petomane6 жыл бұрын
Your right Jean but its not my fault, its the machines within
@audrasupernova6 жыл бұрын
T.C.J B I thought the same. Talk about beating a dead horse...
@ZChoate6 жыл бұрын
I love the Joe “ “ Rogan joke at this point purely because how many people violently hate it.
@jordanpelton44636 жыл бұрын
Hey YOU GUYS ARE DOING GOOD!
@whootywhoots Жыл бұрын
Love watching the old mommies. Bringing down the house with Queen Latifah and Steve Martin was hilarious af!!! One of my favorite comedies
@jesselucero45816 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on that Theo Von episode.
@leedaryl6 жыл бұрын
Jesse Lucero onward! 💙
@matthenry25646 жыл бұрын
He's funny but he just makes shit up . Crazy how no one's been like for real that really happened? Still love Theo tho he got some funny verbiage
@leedaryl6 жыл бұрын
Matt Henry lmao!! So true 🙃
@MXP2506 жыл бұрын
Theo is next epic comic to blow the fuck up.
@fullmetalheel6 жыл бұрын
The wall around Louisiana is going to make that difficult.
@tyguy27576 жыл бұрын
Show starts at 3:30
@tyguy27576 жыл бұрын
Yeah its alot to hear it every time. And i feel like they should do there tour dates at the end not the start. But meh easy work around.
@daviszollars33566 жыл бұрын
Daniel Kintigh That's the joke lol
@maxcutlip5 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a sticky of this on every ep
@michaelwoods90526 жыл бұрын
Ahhh I wish they were all over two hours. I love waking up and having hours of content to watch of you guys. And the shits definalty push the farts out.
@GOLDZEALOT6 жыл бұрын
Being a natural ginger I was never offended at the copious amount of crap I was given in high school because of the south park stuff. But the point of my comment is that people need to understand jokes. P.S. The stand up was amazing!
@gotz2grind6 жыл бұрын
#PrayForBert
@bananafingerguns72126 жыл бұрын
Good to see my mothers returning to their roots
@eleafy78896 жыл бұрын
being pregnant?
@Shlobalobadingdong6 жыл бұрын
Hearing Christina struggle to breathe was my favorite part of the show.
@lafredasias52865 жыл бұрын
Tom, you are my boy! I marched in a HBCU band in college - Jackson State University. Go Tigers! 🐯
@soniaduhh876 жыл бұрын
This is relationship goals.
@blamerobb6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice the Subaru rumble during the machines within heat rap?
@maxcutlip5 жыл бұрын
Boxer time
@knarfdog83136 жыл бұрын
What's up with the dark arts ? Need Theo von on asap.
@johnnie5436 жыл бұрын
Frak zilla Yeah dude it's about time the Gucci gang gangster and the mommies get that hittah together
@knarfdog83136 жыл бұрын
I think it would be one of the funniest podcast episodes but, who know. Maybe daddy jeans and Theo don't vibe like we want them to.
@johnnie5436 жыл бұрын
Frak zilla Try it out. Maybe Daddy Mommy can get confirmation that Cajuns aren't as retarded as we think
@r.i.plimjahey91096 жыл бұрын
Doubt he will ever come on
@rebelleparrish49376 жыл бұрын
I was born and raised in baton rouge and that bit was fantastic. I don't live there anymore.
@travis20506 жыл бұрын
I started watching this episode right as my massive dose of marijuana edibles kicked in. Hi Mommy. Thanks Jeans.
@darrensanimalsreptilesfish306 жыл бұрын
LoveOfWisdom same ✈
@That1androidguy6 жыл бұрын
How many Benadryl did you eat? I hope at least 10-12.
@eleafy78896 жыл бұрын
lol "massive dose" huh. how many mgs in your "massive dose". Is it, like savage bro?
@karenamyx2205 Жыл бұрын
@@eleafy7889 I know right, bruhhhhh. You probably toke mad more THC's then him, huh? Represent.
@Bconsuegra255 Жыл бұрын
@@eleafy7889 for him it is…are you cooler cause your massive dose is more massiver tho?
@z33tanner6 жыл бұрын
Hi mommies love ya. Congrats on lil jean #2
@nb-wp2qz6 жыл бұрын
can we get a spoiler alert. damn why did I read comments first
@BestInTheWorld1116 жыл бұрын
n b they announced it last week my dude
@z33tanner6 жыл бұрын
n b Sorry dude! Thought everyone would be in the know because of last epsiode.
@JoeMama-yd1ve6 жыл бұрын
Totally spoiled it for me and I still had the decency to turn your 68 likes into 69.
@z33tanner6 жыл бұрын
robert Jackson Thanks jeans.
@1985BELKO6 жыл бұрын
Ouch Christina.. That brick joke... It landed like a brick basically
@bryanstiener15356 жыл бұрын
thanks comedy critic. appreciate the input. let me know when your netflix special drops.
@1985BELKO6 жыл бұрын
So if you are a comedian you can never be unfunny?
@brandonuhl63935 жыл бұрын
Her brick joke was funny because she's Eastern "block".
@mackenzieswanzy76636 жыл бұрын
I love how yall are handling the backlash from the special. F the HATERS! Much Love NO HATE!
@DC38936 жыл бұрын
wow tommy's jeans are quite fertile
@donica426 жыл бұрын
Dave Crehan yeah but he fucked up her immune system. Those jeans where probably tainted.
@TheMiggs836 жыл бұрын
I love the show Tom ! I love how you tease Bert !! It the best . I know you thru joe Rogan and I have never seen your comedy and I saw your special few days ago on Netflix and let me tell you , it was awesome 👏 keep up the good work !
@Michael-zj5gp6 жыл бұрын
'Piss on me, beat me.' as a general saying is so fucking ridiculously funny.
@meertnnn6 жыл бұрын
I had the same eatingdisorder while watching the soprano's: mom, you better tell me were having pasta or lasagna!!?
@dipgrizzly256 жыл бұрын
Tom is Nasty Champ.
@Siahxvii6 жыл бұрын
Fuck ya tommy is Nasty Champ, boi is nasty affff...
@Red5Dozer6 жыл бұрын
Shit-to-shower. The defense rests.
@zyourzgrandzmaz6 жыл бұрын
You should photoshop a hearing aid onto your picture
@dipgrizzly256 жыл бұрын
A Fancy Cow I was thinking maybe an Ear Trumpet would be funny.
@Le_Petomane6 жыл бұрын
Isn't Top Dog the owner of TDE aka Kendrick Lamar's label?
@MadVillain234 жыл бұрын
Yeah but I think they gave Toms dad that nick name too. I had the same thought about TDE 😂
@JoolianV3 жыл бұрын
Same guy, actually.
@nz540im36 жыл бұрын
this upload just made my day. Just settled down in my avvverage pub/hotel room in a backwards town roasting in the heat.
@blazedandconfused4776 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to throatzilla
@thomasambers99776 жыл бұрын
Blueban on point with the upload
@Krahpula6 жыл бұрын
Blueban is the Ball Champ
@bryanstiener15356 жыл бұрын
he's always on point, except when there are various problems preventing it and those are out of his control. big up blue ban every time.
@thomasambers99776 жыл бұрын
Bryan Stiener I meant in terms of the time he uploaded it it was right at midnight
@peterhbg2 жыл бұрын
YMH! Please consider also publishing your content on Rumble. Hate having to enjoy YMH on this authoritarian platform. Love u.
@81Member6 жыл бұрын
I cannot stand the mommies looking into the camera hahaha
@harryheart60186 жыл бұрын
One of my best friends calls those poops where the wipe is clean "jackpot shits". I think she nailed it!
@mikenormandy92506 жыл бұрын
Ohh you guys man...make me fucking crack up! when Mommy says "I'm offended you're using bricks, My cousin was a brick" about the LA Wall T-shirt - I pee'd...Alot!
@wildmn10956 жыл бұрын
Yo the glasses and cold are starting to make Push look like Harry Caray
@IloveGorgeousGeorge6 жыл бұрын
I fucking love how supportive of Tom Christina is dude. Keep those jeans high and tight, mommies.
@Kingkaizplanet6 жыл бұрын
Get will sasso on
@Lynxchillin086 жыл бұрын
The Chief Engineer Of Laughter and Cheer Will Sasso ?
@Red5Dozer6 жыл бұрын
The Samoan Hulk?
@samweaver19146 жыл бұрын
mommies extra zoomed in today
@likkeeseuuuue6 жыл бұрын
Novelas are usually pretty long! they are on every night monday-friday. They usually have 60 to 90 episodes. Lasting 5 months
@masaharumorimoto47616 жыл бұрын
I love ya mommies!!!! Keep the great podcasts coming!!
@MorbidFable6 жыл бұрын
I watched toms then christinas after I finished it. Both were so good and made my day.
@RyanJames-iv3qu6 жыл бұрын
21:45 Listen to chrisjeansa breath like tom's dad! Wow good job!
@MsSovereignJoy6 жыл бұрын
I love that you both call out EVERYONE! (What movie is that from?)
@MerriweatherMcWiggan6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Trump called Haiti a shithole, I visit every chance I get....
@gavinjuge66216 жыл бұрын
Just wanna say that I'm from Louisiana and I'll happily admit that a wall should be built around it lol
@lachland5926 жыл бұрын
This is the only show that makes me laugh uncontrollably.
@nicksilver_music3 жыл бұрын
I always thought the clip in the Intro said "Your Momma in the fucking stair!" But its definitely "Your Momma in the fucking stand!" However, in the STAIR is actually funnier so Ill keep hearing it that way
@slappydoodle Жыл бұрын
Wait it's not your mommas a fckn stan
@John-ki7zn6 жыл бұрын
Congrats on Disgraceful, one of my all time favorites. Extremely well done.
@oscara98523 жыл бұрын
“If you’re gonna cough leave the room”
@bethanybee50716 жыл бұрын
Bro, I don't want to live in a world without this podcast. Real talk
@eleafy78896 жыл бұрын
real talk, huh? lol
@bethanybee50716 жыл бұрын
El Eafy, Yes. It's called 'vernacular'. That is to say, a particular dialect spoken by ordinary people of a particular region
@eleafy78896 жыл бұрын
wow, you sound cultured and smart. real talk bro.
@bradoldridge94106 жыл бұрын
Personally I go through real nice phases of ghost shits when I eat clean, includes a lot of fibre, protein and vegetables, and the key I found is to resist all urges to pinch, let gravity do it's work and release the whole log in one if you can, just keep on pushing and resist the urge to pinch, it's fucking great going like 2 weeks straight once twice a day and having a solid ghost shit phase. Most important is diet I believe, but the no pinch technique really makes a difference.
@alyssaamercedess6 жыл бұрын
hey tom! most telenovelas go on for 50+ episodes all clumped together cause thats how they air on foreign television, they'll do everyday at 7 for two months
@missyjones5186 жыл бұрын
Damn Jean looking good in them glasses
@keeganwillis16856 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Tom took 10 or 12 benadryl before taping this podcast.
@caspertms85432 жыл бұрын
Tom, I'm from Louisiana. New Orleans in fact... I've been planning my escape for quite a while though. Too much ignorance here... I have a feeling there's at least a few other natives like me with enough braincells to recognize the ignorance, but not enough to get out in a timely manner....anyway, you should probably build that wall before we figure get our shit together and make a run for it. Don't say I never did nothing for you.😆
@magnetopenguino6 жыл бұрын
Regarding the non-serious use of the word slut, I find it funny to call guys "sluts" for things completely unrelated to sex.
@stevejones8550 Жыл бұрын
Ooooh yeah brah. I have a fecal cycle. I landscape/snow remove. Times are completely different. It took a few days once I switched to 3rd shift. Now I'm pooping at 3 am everyday before work 👌
@adamjohnson53076 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure you can choose to hear the English audio over all the foreign shows.
@michaelmattice49866 жыл бұрын
TOPICS TAMMY AND CHRISTOPHER SHOULD AVOID SO AS NOT TO OFFEND: - Socks(colored vs non colored) - Picture Frames(personalized vs non personalized) - Bedspreads vs Afghans(not the people...Although that could be touchy too) - Dental Floss vs Dental picks - Double Dutch vs Hopscotch - Peanut Butter(crunchy vs the other kind) TBC...
@jackkanovysac49986 жыл бұрын
espresso has less caffeine in it per volume relative to coffee bc of the time that the grinds are in contact with water/steam.
@LuckyCedarlane6 жыл бұрын
LOVE the pod cast and thank you both for bring me to side hurting, face crying, rolling out of me seat Comedy !!!!
@GSTACK575 жыл бұрын
I know it’s old but thank you for doing this despite being sick kirstint.
@taipeitaiwan106 жыл бұрын
Tom's set was great. I couldn't get through Christina P's.
@BirdsOfGlass6 жыл бұрын
taipeitaiwan10. Same.
@is86836 жыл бұрын
Brad Rozycki I'm guessing "brad" isn't a middle aged woman? Lol just goes to show there's definitely niches within comedy and that certain jokes need to fall on certain ears. Tom's taste might come across as better to you simply cuz he acts like "a dude-guy shooting the shit with his pals"
@BirdsOfGlass6 жыл бұрын
I enjoy some of her stuff, other times she seems to try too hard. I love her on this and on other podcasts when she is just shooting the shit.
@is86836 жыл бұрын
Brad Rozycki I feel this way about Joe Rogan. Love listening to his podcasts especially when it's just his friends chilling but trying to watch his standup....yikes
@BirdsOfGlass6 жыл бұрын
Rogan is a weird one, some of his stuff is great and a lot misses for me but I love 75% of the guests he has on JRE, especially when its Tom or Joey Diaz, and then Rogan fake laughs too hard and ruins it all....... 😂
@keyboard_g6 жыл бұрын
Hey Mommies. My friends and I play a game when out in public where you trick your buddy into looking at some a-hole and then declare that person his/her buddy. If you can trick them into having to talk to said a-hole, then they're buddy for life.
@dericmarroquin50666 жыл бұрын
You look great Christina!
@shadowpawn126 жыл бұрын
Build that wall
@bigLdrones6 жыл бұрын
Ghost shits are because your dehydrated usually.. water champs. Haha
@colinmeads16 жыл бұрын
The no paper required brown..the stick by which all browns are measured..
@honestinsincerity22706 жыл бұрын
malcolm blair - once I woke up with bad stomach cramps, ran to the toilet to shoot soggy seaweed out of my butthole then found that there was nothing on the paper after wiping. I look back on that moment with great fondness and believe the Almighty was smiling down on my bunghole that morning.
@hearditfromthehomies9886 жыл бұрын
Check out our podcast! We will be back with episode 2 on Wednesday: soundcloud.com/heard-it-from-the-homies
@ZChoate6 жыл бұрын
53:00 no no no, you DONT want to have to pinch, that’s the idea. No pinch = no wipe. Excluding diarrhea cases
@peralesdavid6 жыл бұрын
Get Sasso on here battle of the water champs !
@himynameisluis136 жыл бұрын
The jeans need to enter the slept kingdom
@bryanstiener15356 жыл бұрын
more so than have theo von on.
@brandonhampton34346 жыл бұрын
Nosotros papaya
@oswj28126 жыл бұрын
Im watching all of these episodes in reverse. Tell me not to.
@maxcutlip5 жыл бұрын
Na
@LukeSn0w6 жыл бұрын
Serious Inquiry: Tom, if you need extra security while in Louisiana, or during the show at the Civic Theater, please contact me. I'd put my life on the line for you Tommy Bunzzzz!!!! lol love you guys!! and btw Christina, my cousin was a birck too :(..
@humorandspice6 жыл бұрын
Mommies y’all brought it this week love ya both try it out
@fograw56 жыл бұрын
i havent drank coffee for just over a year now and i brown everyday with no problem.......although i did switch out coffee for a blueberry/banana/avacado/ginger/coconut milk smoothie though
@CorbCorbin6 жыл бұрын
Brian Tan Need to get some Raspberry in there for proper colon cleanliness.
@BlackMammoth9076 жыл бұрын
Please come to Alaska with Joe Hogan and Burnt Chrysler.
@raisingradicals55646 жыл бұрын
Jean is pregnant?!?!? How did I miss this?! Congrats mommies!!! I'm currently pregnant with my second aswell 😍😍😍😍
@dylanw8156 жыл бұрын
You guys would love the movie "stomp the yard" haha
@dylanw8156 жыл бұрын
With chris brown
@AL13NM6 жыл бұрын
I sincerely fucking NEED a "TRY IT OUT" T-shirt!
@bobbyrock69066 жыл бұрын
LOL I always clean my kids Ears she tells me what kids at school have wax. lol
@SirGrassyNoL6 жыл бұрын
fire jeans, moms! everyone should try to get their friends to watch this pomcast, you gotta tellem "Try it out!" Just don't forget to warn them they might be offended
@wppts6 жыл бұрын
mommy christina looks a little like harry carray with those specs on.
@funnystories5576 жыл бұрын
Hey is it just me or are Christina's eye's humungous with those total Mom glasses on
@aquilesyepez50456 жыл бұрын
FunnyStories she looks like joey Diaz with those glasses
@housevollmer91066 жыл бұрын
The “look at your dad over here” joke reminds of my friends and I alway had a “that’s your girlfriend” joke! ALSO RUDE but hilarious!
@dylanw8156 жыл бұрын
Lookin good with those glasses jean!
@DeathInANuse6 жыл бұрын
Just Glassin'
@TheDiebitchdie6 жыл бұрын
LOVA YA MOMMIES
@michaelmattice49866 жыл бұрын
Thank you Nick From Boston! #NewLeaseOnLife
@matthewguillot17756 жыл бұрын
Tom - "they'll say 'mmmm', and that means 'pay attention'"
@revolt72476 жыл бұрын
step groups where real af in high school in the early 2000's
@gabejohnson71156 жыл бұрын
My highschool had a step team lol
@MsSovereignJoy6 жыл бұрын
“My cousin was a brick.” 😂
@DanielDanger4206 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up to anyone else who is watching while on the toilet, making browns!!
@steveg83186 жыл бұрын
Tom, when you wipe and theres no poo thats call a "clean pitch".. ghost poo is when you know you crap but look and nothings there.. lol
@zlac6 жыл бұрын
When I was in a restaurant called "The lost Cajun", I thought it was Mexican, like, lost Ka-Hoon, or something, how do you get Kay-June from Cajun... god damn... Also the D in Fridge pisses me off, it's short for Refrigerator, where does the D come from?