Your Mom's House Podcast Ep. 491 - w/ Jeff Ross

Hello Mommies, do you remember when Beyonce made "Bootylicious?" Well we have a nice lady who is a DIFFERENT-sort-of-licious. It leads the Mommies to wonder about their own preferences. The Brody Steven memorial happened the night before this recording; Tom and Christina recap the night as we get ready for Jeff Ross to enter the Mommydome. Also Tom saw a headless man, House of Cards is terrible, and should we be raising our standards for security guards?
Then "The Roast Master General" himself, Jeff Ross, arrives in Studio Jeans to talk more about his role in the memorial for Brody Stevens the night before. Jeff talks about other funerals he's done jokes at and reminisces about how he met Buddy Hackett. Jeff has told jokes in some of the most insane places, like prisons and Guantanamo Bay, but was getting Bumping Mics off the ground harder than ALL of that?? He explains what it's like to work with Dave Attell, his new podcast, and so much more.
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[@acebeaty35]

Yo for real, shout out to Jeff Ross for coming into Studio Jeans despite dealing with a terrible food allergy that caused his entire face to swell up for the past 8 years. #respect

[@bruin1771]

I hope his kitty got the poem he wrote

[@mattvieyra9475]

He is a very brave and puffy faced man. #respek

[@welcometohamton2649]

Jesus dude. Got 'em.

[@johan7149]

#respeck bro

[@Yungtacosss]

@@johan7149 are you finished or are you done?!

[@Cyndaquills]

I love how Christina just adores Tom. I've heard her say how much she loves him but toward the end of the episode I got really misty eyed. That's a level of adoration I strive for in my own marriage. Love ya Mommies

[@blakeelnino9817]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6vCdqGbrNN8g9U Wouldn't want my wife being this friendly while were married

[@Cavs191]

Blake el nino lol dude it seems like their marriage ain’t what it used to be. Maybe it’s a coincidence. But maybe not.

[@blakeelnino9817]

@@juicemonster127 I was just trolling Jordan

[@chrisbronson8848]

She’s bangin Theo

[@abg125]

"don't show my early stand up footage at my funeral, I would die from embarrassment" -Cristina P.

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

adam glover Christine

[@herbythechef7624]

If i had to watch that id also die

[@mitchellcampbell9242]

I would figure she’d be more embarrassed over Road Rules footage

[@JRwilhelm1]

Josh Potter is my favorite addition to this show in years. Goddamn he's funny. Such a ray of light in this dark world.

[@isaacmartinez7557]

You mean the opposite I think? He's a dark shadow infiltrating our sunny lightheadedness hahaha

[@JRwilhelm1]

@@jeffjones5591 I'll try it out.

[@LizardKing1324]

All we want is for him to nut

[@JRwilhelm1]

@@LizardKing1324 "I want the cum, give me the cum." -Tim Seguera

[@WolfJLoophole]

You mean funny? I love jeans but serious decline in past 6 mos

[@Ken_wah]

This episode of Your Mom's House is brought to you by Tom's cold, dead, 1000-yard stare

[@K31R616]

I love this :)

[@TheChaozao]

@@K31R616 i like that*

[@CannabisMaximus02]

As he stares off through the camera lens he reminisces the thrill of strangling the lots lizards in his bang bus bathroom

[@mikesullivan7153]

I like that

[@BurntToast422]

Low blood pressure. He could be a free solo climber.

[@robgreenspan9389]

Glad to catch this ep a couple years after, so good to hear Jeff, what a legend!

[@deylovecozy]

I feel like Tom internally gets SOOOO PISSED when Stina goes for the fart mic mid sentence 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Keeith7]

Because she's not funny

[@GV89bitch]

I legit feel bad for him she is his life partner.

[@christophergregory1205]

Christina is awesome.

[@Peepgame68]

@@GV89bitch Try getting a own life then...

[@francoiscollard4960]

@@GV89bitch Dafuq? They're amazing

[@RyanHoguePassiveIncome]

Everything Jeff Ross touches turns into comedic gold. I'm dying laughing at my desk @ work.

[@boylibrary3533]

Ryan Hogue Passive Income why did you use the @ after typing at the first time?

[@xedge4lifex]

Charlie Brown is really looking rough these days

[@redpoozazi09]

Ahahah yo ahaha this is great

[@indonesianwaffles4402]

XD

[@words_on_a_screen]

@@redpoozazi09 hilarious

[@CNSninja]

This episode was easily and undeniably one of the top 491 episodes. I fucking loved it. I wish I had known sooner that Jeff Ross had a podcast. What an absolute legend.

[@justinpharand8454]

The amount of low and loose jeans complaining about the intro length is astounding to me. I thought we were all denim enthusiasts around here. Besides the intro, when else do we get to see Main Mommy Tina flex her on-fleek dance moves? 5:25 And Tommy's cold stare into the middle ground, reminiscing about bodies from 15 years ago that never caught up to him?

[@iamthefuss934]

@J R i roxk out every time eith the intro! High n tight !

[@nicelydone4846]

5:51 -5:54 lmao what is that move?

[@michaeldonovan9600]

The best part of the week Jeans!! Please get Dave Attell and Ron White on the Show

[@iamthefuss934]

Ron wud be so funny here

[@Raaaa10331]

dave attell is not a funny person.

[@WorldsOkayestBot]

I love Ron White and the jeans but I don’t think the tone of the show would mesh well with Ron. Just doesn’t seem like he’d think a fart mic is that funny.

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Or Josh Blue and Ron White, Josh is the fucking man

[@masonlay9553]

Omfg the joke Jeff made about Brody's death.... amazing.

[@brendanressler4359]

Kristi: "did I put on deodorant today?" Tim: *burps*

[@NoName-kd9ee]

I really enjoyed this podcast. The realness and true conversations about Jeff & Dave. The sincerity was really nice to see. Much respect Jeff.

[@terrybird993]

honestly, Brody was such his own unique person that when he died, he actually took a whole new world of stand up with him.... I was truly devastated when he died, such an amazing comic.

[@maximiliandort3489]

getting insulted to the brink of tears by Jeff Ross is one of my life goals

[@mitchellcampbell9242]

He came to perform in my small town many years ago in this crappy little theater, maybe like 100 people in there. I had the same goal as you...until he actually started going around the room roasting people and I started getting nervous as hell. He didnt get to me, though

[@evanabbott2737]

Why does Mommy Tina always put a stop to the fun? “Ok, that’s enough of that! Stop this and that...”. Come on mommy.....let the rest of us experience the fun!😁

[@kentuckymn4367]

Thats part of what makes this show hilarious is tina hating the clips. It makes Tim laugh harder.

[@drnuts9634]

She was all for the trans chick farting when everyone was over it. Until tomorrow said she's trans

[@kentuckymn4367]

@GStar Shes a low key hater? What? She hates her show? uhhh. naaahhh

[@HauntedHarmonics]

@GStar tom wouldnt even play the clips if she enjoyed them thats the whole point dude

[@maplesyrup76]

She kind of plays the straight man in a comedy double act. It can be annoying sometimes but it actually kind of works most of the time. I only hate the therapy talk... and the keeping the heat at 80...If Tina Jeans did 23 and me I'm sure she would be at least 70% old sick cat.

[@scottspock6640]

Jeff Ross looks like Ron Jeremy just started chemo

[@elephantscontainenergy]

your comment is sadly heavily underrated

[@shooglechic]

I cannot stop looking at Tom Seguras well brushed, lush beard. I mean, it's so clean.

[@SHACOBES123]

So Fresh So Clean

[@DougJK]

The Roastmaster General came over for some moose soup

[@benjipesci5197]

You guys are doing good!!!

[@StephenKyle91]

Dirty son of.....hey come down later for moose soup!

[@TheGrowCave]

"I coulda stayed home with my house keepr Albia if I wanted to see that" hahah Ross is a legend

[@jaystank3777]

When Tom actually cared and Christina didn't just meow and agree with Tom. Potter and Nadav were so important to the chemistry of this cast. It's a shell of itself in 2023.

[@loyddisaac1280]

Jeff Ross please roast an AA meeting

[@iamthefuss934]

Im in AA. Active Alcoholics

[@SHACOBES123]

I'm in NA. Narcotics Adoration.

[@Aliziion]

Here's the honest deal man... I always skip the intro. Sorry Mommies but life's short.

[@cmajor8084]

I skip the intro and the tour dates.

[@XenoTravis]

Yeah I think they should just say go to their website to see tour dates. Especially if they record the episode a while ago.

[@rickbennett9028]

Bout 4 minutes in is usually where I jump to.

[@22thevoice22]

Sorry Jeans.

[@anduin1]

Skip it

[@mfoxo]

13:50 Noticed some mushrooms beginning to grow out of Josh's stocking cap...

[@peralesdavid]

Oooo this gon be fire 🔥 🔥🔥 Hopefully Dave Attell in our near future ?

[@sarikatimmi]

D Elias yess

[@thomasambers9977]

That would be awesome there’s a episode of Bart Chrysler’s podcast with Dave and Tom that’s good besides the chickens in the background every two minutes

[@peralesdavid]

Thomas Ambers yea i saw that one Tommy wasn’t talking as much as I would’ve wanted lol

[@thomasambers9977]

D Elias yeah that’s true they kinda let Dave run with it

[@StephenKyle91]

Been wondering where Dave is at! Fatboy Bert got Tom & Dave together on his podcast! Wasn’t too bad besides all the damn chickens in the background

[@seanbean4682]

Tom: How do you stay funny? Jeff Ross: I do an improv comedy special on Netflix with arguably one of the quickest comedians, and unequivocally the best joke writers that's ever lived. Oh sorry, that's what I pictured as his response. Big amount of respect to Jeff Ross for doing Bumping Mics. Dave Attell is not easy to keep up with.

[@mr1rottenapple]

Jeff is surprisingly (I guess just with his look and crass joke style) one of the most mature and has the most sound and bad ass reasons for being a comedian. He's way more amazing then credit is given.

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

I have never once thought that the intro was too long

[@iamthefuss934]

Never. Its not long enuf. I like to rock out

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Him and Jim Norton are melting.

[@gregcross8486]

@@iamthefuss934 that last part gets me head banging

[@maynard-1776]

57:25 Tom called us CIVILIANS... LMFAO

[@Mimi-vw9jh]

I hope Garth Brooks does an awkward eulogy at your funeral.

[@gregdavory]

Jeff Ross should play Walter Matthou in an Odd Couple biopic. He looks and sounds too much like him

[@JC-wj5os]

Here's the deal man, Bumping Mics is hilarious

[@longdirtytoenails1076]

🍆🌽

[@JC-wj5os]

@@johnjackson826 so i guess like, you're in the minority maaaaan

[@v.k.levigne]

"You don't want your medicine watered down, you want it potent." Great line, sir

[@hydrangeadays]

Don't cut any of the show intro, especially when Tom plays air guitar. Always look forward to it.

[@Sonofgrievous]

Btw mommies nice job on Garth' s insta feed. Shits wrecked 😆

[@wisterV]

T R oh yes!

[@turenrobinson1982]

Time to go after Chris Pratt Cause of one pic.

[@joserubio6785]

@@turenrobinson1982 YESSS!

[@kelvarnsen1749]

Christina has that "I'm a cool mom" energy in the intro @ 5:45

[@chrisortiz7638]

Watching from Djibouti right now! What a wild reference haha!

[@KaseyDC94]

Your moms house episode 491 w/ - homer simpson

[@nkyryry]

The size of the shit Christina took on Patton Oswald blew my mind lol.

[@ineran448]

Jeff's silence on the fart mic, fart videos, and clips in general is deafening.

[@esurfer89]

Because it's not really funny

[@Cavs191]

Ine Ran it’s not funny. Farting on mic has been done and done so many times before. Try something else y’all.

[@infintittie]

@@silveroliver4346 "Timing of a suicide bomber' lolol

[@wisterV]

“I really do kill at funerals.” -Jefferey Ross

[@JesusHComedy]

The awkward moment when YMH plays your favorite porn genre

[@MeticulousTechTV]

@@tankrulez615 second this comment

[@mr1rottenapple]

Jeff Ross has one of the most sound philosophies on comedy, in my opinion. About roasting and poking at people, you need to be able to have a laugh about yourself in order to keep healthy and grounded.

[@EDMTMLFilms]

I didn't even watch Bumping mics till I heard this podcast on audio. I binged all three episodes today. Hilarious.

[@bradleyjones3726]

I died when Tom says yeah, but he never misses a quarter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@capnchapm]

I think it's hilarious how you guys always end up kind of waiting for the theme song to end and like, checking your phones and shit. Good stuff.

[@SHACOBES123]

Does it give you a boner?

[@zwilliams8915]

Josh and Tom are a couple of cool guys in this episode

[@superman8109]

When Bluban can be heard without the mic, laughing his ass off, I get so happy!!

[@psyifinotic]

BRING THE RAT KING OR ACKNOWLEDGE THE CONSPIRACY

[@evanabbott2737]

Yes!👍

[@wildersparks9161]

Nah.

[@psyifinotic]

Wilder Sparks what do you mean nah we need to know

[@seanbean4682]

What, so Theo can get sensitive and quiet every time someone makes a joke about gay sex? Theo SHUTS DOWN when people make gay jokes that aren't noticeably making fun of gay dudes. I'm not saying be an ally, I'm saying be a comic that can react to jokes and make their own.

[@joserubio6785]

@@seanbean4682 Confused. "Shut Down"? What do you mean?

[@lillian9529]

So great to hear Christina talk about Joan Rivers. I feel like no one ever talks about her anymore!

[@patrickhickey677]

Please make the intro longer Todd & Christine! people who are gonna skip it will do so no matter how long it is

[@gregcross8486]

I fuckin rock out to the intro. To be honest I think the length of it is what makes it so good, because what you really want is that head-banging last part but what you don't know is you want to want that part while waiting through the first part.

[@eliasplaysmusic]

Tom impersonates bert perfectly lol

[@Calilou52]

I always make the mistake of eating while watching this podcast. Im just about to dig in and there goes Tom talkin about jizzin all over everything

[@iamthefuss934]

Yu dont like the taste of yu??? Jizzus christ

[@Calilou52]

@J R dude how did you know

[@Calilou52]

@J R are you aladdin or something

[@zariohenry3781]

Christina going Valley Girl talk is one of the best things I've ever seen. Keep doing that randomly, lol. "Ahm Prod uf muself"

[@OccuBot2011]

I wish I knew where Christine’s family was from....

[@blitz367]

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS IN FOREVER!! Watching Jeff's reaction and getting a refresher of some of the classics and the always welcome new additions made my day!

[@AH-yu2pi]

Disagree, took me 3 times to finish, but I did get some good sleep

[@brianboley870]

I thought it was cool how candid Jeff Ross was about working with Dave Attell. I think that speaks to Tommy Buckets interview skills have gotten better

[@daverychling2970]

Thank you, Jeff for being you!

[@alycesteidinger2419]

I was in gtmo 2001-2004. Missed Tom and Jeff. FML

[@jvd2468]

Hey Christina! I finally watched "Mother Inferior" and LOVED it! Funny stuff. ~ ALSO, your hubby there, Mr. Tom, he funny too! Also, ALSO, you turned me on to Brody Stevens. Unfortunately it was after he died. But I love him. Thanks.

[@makkrowmazztikk7003]

Tom's future murder defense lawyer for ep 500!

[@rogerwilco1777]

Tom's watched enough '1st 48' to cover his tracks. I think he'll get away with it

[@AH-yu2pi]

@@rogerwilco1777 you meant "he's getting away with it"

[@luizde-rossi643]

Impossible not to love Jeff Ross. Great show guys! Please get Dave Attell on it!

[@INTENSPENCE]

The intro is perfect...although I'm not a huge fan of the 5 minutes of listing dates that people could easily find elsewhere.

[@melnee]

I get the hustle but I agree but wish they were referenced in the video description along with their guests Info instead

[@fondtrout6354]

Just skip it like everyone else does

[@infintittie]

Honestly... never understood it... Like anybody is sitting through that.

[@jinxjones5497]

One of the best guests on one of the best pod casts. You guys rock HARD!

[@NickWalkerWilliamson]

Some cool guys are definitely gonna get roasted

[@jdogsful]

Christina's Patton Oswalt moment was fucking hilarious.

[@dariusallison5333]

I feel like if Tom saw you moments from death and he had a button he could push to save you, he wouldn’t push it and Christina would be there also not pushing it going “oh Tommy you’re so crazy hehe. can we see if he browned”

[@DICKola08]

Lol

[@BenDover-de7tf]

This comment still holds true to recent days 🤣🤣🤣

[@lowek7773]

intro was hilarious af i thought he did make it longer secretly lmao

[@flippity_floop8632]

I think Jeff needs more glasses hanging on his collar.

[@dexter4016]

Hahahahah😂

[@Charles-bu4yn]

His shirt collar is having a harder time then jeff rosses stand up.

[@vealchop2490]

Fantastic questions from one of the all time great interviewers, Christina P with the absolute gem of a question “How do you write your roast jokes.”... I mean just fucking brilliance.

[@illmakeyoucryboysmallek8461]

I'm with Tim on the book lady, for his reasons and also for the sheer duration. So long, it made me ugly laugh and chest heave, shoulder shake while trying to stifle my laughter from my neighbors from outside. Kirsti D has a point about the other girl selling it first, tho.

[@warrenburger9907]

Maybe the legless security guard is really good at describing people over a walkie-talkie. The ultimate lookout.

[@Low.Key.Music01]

Now I'm going to make sure to wash my bananas when I bring them home from the store.

[@brettmaclean9128]

It's an injustice to comedy that this podcast has only 353K subscribed. I genuinely thought it would be closer to 3-4 million ... props to the brilliant back and forth!

[@cjthecr80r83]

He's 290 but he carries it like he's 185.

[@melanky01]

I’ve been watching the podcast RELIGIOUSLY (like a true Catholic) for a year now... this is the best episode I’ve seen so far. So much heart and still so much JEANS! I loved it!

[@nicholasmaher843]

16 mins in and Christine is resorting to therapy.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

It's easy to tell people they should be going to therapy once a week, when your husband is making enough money to facilitate it

[@anthonycontreras5003]

Orlando Trustfull wow that’s actually a great point. I was getting tired of it but now I know why. 🍻

[@rickymcn1]

I tapped out back in the day because I was sick of hearing the phrase 'eastern block' (from a canadian born American btw) and I'm almost at the same point because of her constant therapy harping. Not to mention the constant shaming of tommy buns for finding anything funny these days. I'm oversensitive, I know. Maybe I need therapy...

[@CrimeForCrime]

I’d say a finish line is probably the LAST place the no leg mall cop should work.

[@senihtor]

55:34 for Jeff Ross

[@zinnmarx]

no, you will miss the guy with no head!

[@isaacmartinez7557]

Also that cum mushroom story

[@zinnmarx]

@@isaacmartinez7557 the mommies have seen a lot in their time

[@thames21]

I remember when I didn’t really dig Jeff. And I’m from holland, so all I used to see from him was only being on roasts. But I got older, got to understand where he came from, what he did, and now he is one of my most respected comedians. What a great soul. Reminds me of rickles giving respect after roasting someone but more heartfelt. Some celebrities you can’t really gauge but Jeff I feel like how loving and peaceful he seems, he actually really is. What a great guy.

[@mokdis00]

Big fan of YMH, this was a great show, Jeff Ross has made me laugh so many times.

[@MaxellAdGuy]

The stories about Dave Attell made me respect him even more.

[@jasonsarah2737]

Any other Mommies see Hard Rock Nick on Tosh?

[@mwj9433]

"I mean I've covered my whole face.." and I covered my keyboard with coffee from laughing so hard, love this fuckin show!

[@AD-Dom]

The roast master is in the steakhouse! Yummy, mommies.

[@phil6899]

Chrysler's mom: My son's name is also Bort.

[@ianmodglin2744]

Personally I think a shorter intro the second time around is pretty High and Tight

[@Sonofgrievous]

Agree. It's about 8 bars (4 strokes) too long.

[@davidpowers746]

Die Hard 8: Natural Causes. - Jeff Ross. I want this.

[@canadianracingleague]

Jeff looks like a wax statue left out in the sun a little long.

[@KidBaklava504]

Canadian Racing League distant cousin of Whitney Cummings

[@joshualarson8489]

Christina: that's not active duty I love it

[@mecha2119]

You’re doing good!

[@michaelpipkin9942]

I'm hungry for some soup.

[@Diana-rm6mk]

FUCK!

[@TheWalkingDavid]

That no head segment made me cackle so loud that my girlfriend woke up and groaned at me from the bedroom. Goddamnit that was so fucking funny.

[@JTMills-cr3rw]

"Josh is Coming" - The 2020 Tour

[@iamthefuss934]

Cumming

[@noahschafer4001]

Tweet this at tom segura rn #high&tight

[@thebrockmerrittexperience8275]

Cursed commenta

[@empowerscommunication5077]

I LOVE JEFF SOOO MUCH! AND THIS EPISODE WAS A PERFECT BLEND

[@fargozoto1491]

RAT KING FOR NEXT GUEST. Gotta hash out this beef. #theogate

[@StephenKyle91]

Legend has it that Christina will eat Toms scrum on the one video where there is no “get Theo on” comments. One day tommy, one day

[@fargozoto1491]

GStar that’s what I’m saying, you know the King would murder on this YMH fuck he probably knows the “try it out” guy personally.

[@donovanwood184]

Tom. You were in the movie, "instant family" and what a great treat to see you say "I'm gonna adopt. Like you!" Very heroic.

[@tonyyurko7774]

Most jokes from one single person then anyone in the game

[@tonyyurko7774]

Never repeats himself

[@a.k.4o]

Jean you farting over Pete Holmes bullshit was fucking classic. Easily the hardest I have laughed in ten years.

[@madmo_1148]

Nice timing, I'm homeherenow ready to watch this waiting for my benadryl to kick in.

[@iamthefuss934]

I ran ouutta benedryl.......low n loose rn.