Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 424 w/ Joey Diaz

[@octavio4436]

Joey is the real water champ with the way he gulps the water bottles down in the church, all into the mic and crushing the bottle and shit

[@HaxelStranger]

Chicken Permission mid sentence

[@zillaFCB10]

Chicken Permission serio! I love the church and Joey but gaaaddamn it kills me everytime!. Keep em high and tight cocksuckas!

[@mason3749]

ASMR Uncle Joey on edibles

[@MichaelDominguez25]

I hate that shit

[@21_Sandwich]

Chicken Permission TREMENDOUS

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

The amount of times Joey calls Christina "Christine" is hilarious xD... They were laughing about it as it happened.

[@jeffo.8966]

Richard Meyer I'm 1 minute in and I can't wait

[@thomasambers9977]

The wink to each other and laugh is great

[@octavio4436]

He was doing it on the church the other night and tom wasn't correcting him it was hysterical

[@richardrude9087]

Christine is short for Christina. Like calling Tommy Tom.

[@ryanexsus]

He's said that for years but they don't correct him lol.

[@07zx14White]

I quit smoking four years ago and haven't had a coughing and hard breathing fit since. I literally feel great. This podcast with Diaz had me in hysterics laughing so hard that I contracted whooping cough, strep throat, and bronchitis instantly. I can't remember ever in my 38 years laughing that hard for that long. Joey being Joey, Christina cowering in comedic disgust, and Tom spicing it all up with perfect dry sarcastic commentary. This was gold mommies! I'm not exaggerating at all. My lungs hurt from laughing so hard.

[@alstrontium2485]

Joey gave you a bacterial lung infection?

[@dustinb1070]

You should have said Christine.

[@Rizziculous]

Listening to Joey Diaz had you sounding like Joey Diaz

[@max.aura10k]

Quit smoking what? Reefer ? What are you some kind of momo?

[@kennedycrevoiserat7095]

Kevin Ball i havent had that yet but today my throat is fucked could just be sick tho basically today i sound like joey diaz

[@grumpy8133]

No one in the world comes anywhere close to making me laugh as hard as Joey Diaz. Every time he's on JRE I have to pause it multiple times so I can control my breathing before I pass out. He's easily the most naturally funny person to ever live.

[@drazzzpoppp5022]

Grumpy i never heard somebody use word exfoliate when talking bout ashole...uncle joey is a national treasure..hope he lives another 50 years at least

[@MylotheMask]

The one legged woman he pumped is the funniest story I've ever heard

[@MaxGonGiveItToYa]

Joey calling Mommy Tina “Christine” and Tom laughing every time was pure GOLD.

[@215whysoserious]

Max G Thats why bert calls her push. Because he knows hes gonna fuck it up. He told rogan he would mix up christina,christine and kristin. So fuck it he calls her push

[@RazHafeez]

I laughed with Tom every time 😂

[@GetYourHandsOffMe]

They even look at each other every time too and joey is oblivious bahah

[@sampomme]

It's confusing because he sometimes gets it right too.

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@sampomme he only starts saying it correctly after Tom purposely says "Christina" to him lol

[@DmRushed]

stiopic , khalabeeb, christine ahahhahahah

[@unclejimmyray]

Dakota Outdoors don't forget Tyrone!

[@fernandorocha7528]

The new one is Magumba (Ngannou)

[@ferozmtc]

Jason strayham, Jason GABAGOOP ( Justin gaethje) lmfao .... Colby gebhardt. Cw punk

[@mistermasterful3556]

haha does anyone ever mention how much Joey Diaz mentions 60 minutes lol, classic uncle joey

[@slicedbread5692]

Carlos "Conduit".. Isbis Anbus aka Idris Elba

[@markfelix8868]

Christine's within Christine's within

[@soncheebs]

you win the comments section. A+

[@manablooded]

pure jeanius

[@at-cj2iy]

Shut the fuck up half cass

[@Eazy_Bruh]

Joey is literally my favorite person in the entire world.

[@doesnotexist305]

I love the Diazisms. "Even an old dog gets a warm spot on the sidewalk at one time or another."

[@nimmhahiphop5246]

I also love them.. you always know what he is saying but you never know what he is saying.

[@Ymesgeno]

"Thirty years bustin' my hump, what do I get? Even a dog gets a warm piece of sidewalk." - Al Pacino in Donnie Brasco Copy-paste from some old reddit post I found. I think that's where Joey gets it from. Or maybe it's an old adage we don't know of.

[@senLuno]

​@@Ymesgeno old adage

[@Lickwetcarrion]

​@@Ymesgenotremendous movie

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

Even an old dog gets a spot in the sun, its an old saying ​@Ymesgeno

[@END0M0D]

toms face @ 15:34 when joey called tina "christine" loooooooooooool

[@yourdaughterdoesanal2650]

Ahhshahaga

[@chriskyle9713]

Jump forward 1 hour for another shot of Christine

[@_Will919]

"...just everybody dumped clips in her." - CP I was crying laughing on that one. I've never heard it termed like that before.

[@jeffreycherep8264]

W Snider+ I lost it completely. Never heard either one of those,but I'm keepin' 'em.

[@Blueswailer]

Don Peyote, "Slam pigs?" Hahahah, what a term..

[@thejordanflynn]

Came here to say the same thing haha

[@Hdodthegod]

“Whats happenening, good morning” all it took for coco to make me laugh 💀

[@Alex-dk1um]

(37:57) The lips over the eyes like you’re on Jet Blue comment by Joey made me spit my food out at work hahaha thank you for making my cry laughing.

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Joey is so amazing, doesn't let his cats out for the best reason "I can't sleep at night knowing those little fucks are outside"

[@Derek_Keenan]

yeah i don't understand why some people just let their pets roam around on streets and other people's yards, that's probably the best way to never see them again

[@automaticwriting4220]

@@Derek_KeenanThere’s an argument that letting them live like that, even part time, would allow them to what they naturally would and thus, would like a happier life. But then there’s the downside: fights with animals, eating something weird, getting ran over, driving local bird populations to extinction. I stopped letting my kitty roam whenever she wanted specifically because she like to fight and was very territorial. I think there’s an in between. They should be able to go outside under supervision but us, as their people, should understand that those little fucks are prone to just running wherever their attention draws them and if they happen to jump a dance or get somewhere that you can’t then so be it. They

[@07zx14White]

Stop everything!! The mommies and Diaz are on.

[@jimfocus3128]

Kevin Ball you fucking momo

[@vincybadman871]

Joey should’ve brought Terri

[@mykmcgrane]

agreed!

[@grantmorgan7474]

@@jimfocus3128 half a momo

[@raaamenoodleboop]

500th like jeans r high n tight 👖

[@Mehoimany]

@36:49 holy shit that’s my parents! 😂 thanks for sharing the video mommies!

[@Terriblegolfer16]

You're lying

[@AJPrieto444]

No way

[@Mehoimany]

Indeed

[@infintittie]

"heres on from maxwell"

[@max.aura10k]

Maxwell Bond where’s the proof

[@helloilse]

I love when Tom explicitly says "Christina" and Joey takes it over for 2 seconds but then switches back to Christine.

[@yourdaughterdoesanal2650]

😆

[@Carlton_Jones]

I'm dying at Joey @1:14:23 !! You can see his brain start to shutdown listening to this guy saying innocent LMFAO

[@kylelyons6088]

Has me fucking wheezing

[@anthonymiller934]

15:33 Tom looks over @ Christina because Joey calls her _Christine_ 😂

[@ohitslit1074]

My nigga Uncle Joey always LIT AF.

[@hellpked]

just an aperitif

[@EGoltz]

Oh, It's lit o no. It a millenial. They are always low and loose.

[@ahall1017]

"That piece of meat looks good" God Damnit I love Joey Diaz hahaha 36:00

[@HonorarySaiyan]

Joey Diaz is the only comedian that can make me laugh out loud. Even when he's just telling stories on a podcast. Maybe it's just because he's so relatable, given how I grew up.

[@mixedchalk]

"One mans chicken is another mans lobster" - Joey Diaz

[@cameronm2877]

Haha Joey has such a big heart, never knew he had 7 cats that’s hilarious wouldn’t take him as a cat guy

[@mikehawk8276]

I can only hope that I never stay in a hotel room that Joey has already stayed in

[@brent4138]

Mike Hawk The fungus toenail thrown behind the bed....

[@chrisgarcia8592]

Fungus cum toenail

[@josheee6123]

Chunks of turd under the shampoo bottle and under the drain 😅😅

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

Joey being a cat person is the sweetest thing ever :)

[@nr.17]

Christine, oh Joey, probably been calling her that for years and she’s giving up on correcting him. Big Joey fan best guest yet

[@Dillonmac96]

This is probably the funniest podcast ever lol... I've been laughing uncontrollably intermittently throughout this shit lollll... Much love for 👖

[@3dge--runner]

Dillon McCarthy me too. I'm dying over here and I live in Rochester. Fantastic

[@evanabbott2737]

Me too! Joey Diaz is soooo fucking funny.....

[@robertoneal1909]

Chef Boyardick

[@03obietrice]

I hope BlueBan makes a super edit of Joey saying Christine.

[@craigbeade8654]

wait cocksuckas i thot it was redban

[@SRNF]

He was fired too.

[@chiko5479]

We did get the super edit though!

[@mykmcgrane]

Did he legit get fired?

[@SRNF]

Yes because he couldn't get his schedule worked out and often left Tom doing it on his own.

[@kasp-no3ec]

Tom has such a man crush on Joey

[@Shoeofsweat]

kasp 1994 who doesn’t have a crush a that sexy beast

[@brent4138]

It's because Tom seems to carefully weigh each thought while Coco just says whatever comes to mind. Respecting someone who gives no fu##s

[@imjustapancake3188]

Who wouldn’t, no matter how old joey looks or gets- he has an incredibly attractive spirit, it’s strange but he is gravitating. Same thing with Tom, they’re both magnetic

[@davideonsimmons1150]

I'm about to be hospitalized 😂😂😂😂💀 Joey Diaz and Tom Christine are funny as hell.💯

[@crapdragoon]

Lmao the stationary position 😂

[@FuKlUv0217]

I love how all episode long Joey keeps calling her Christine. 😂😂😂

[@Nckdaman]

time to spark a number and bust out the blue cheese!

[@grizzzlybear559]

Nckdaman real shit

[@Nckdaman]

all day

[@BigJonkulous]

This pomcast was ridiculous. I'm dead. Uncle Joey is the best.

[@jmh31890]

Joey talking about his cats was the most heartfelt thing I've ever heard on ymh. Uncle joey is a legend

[@SkeetSystem]

1:03:52 This hotdog thing kills me. I don't know if it's the "DAAAAAAH" sound he keeps making or the fact he keeps saying "Puerto Ricans"

[@willmillskengman8317]

I love the looks they give each other everytime joey says Christine

[@TheHehe1223]

Joey describing Puerto Ricans working at the Sabrett Hot Dog Factory fucking killed me. LMAO

[@brystoncoyle7784]

I wanna see vids of joey playing with his cats

[@MegaLaban12345]

Bryston Coyle he used to have videos of it on youtube, probably still do.

[@jackfrost2869]

I wanna see a video of Joey stretching his nutsack in the hotel mirror

[@INVERTEDBUKAKI]

check out " mad flavors world" videos cocksuckas

[@imjustapancake3188]

I’m so glad I’m not alone, I really wanna see it 😭

[@imjustapancake3188]

@@jackfrost2869 now that is something I never thought I’d imagine.. but here I am. Oh to see without my eyes and imagination.

[@5thgen691]

I cant sleep at night knowing my little fucks are outside lmao 5:28

[@noxigenmusic]

"I have an affhole loosah" - Joey Diaz

[@X3.X3]

*lmao Joey Diaz is so fucking funny😂🤣*

[@dc4447]

Wow I was having a shit night. WAS

[@Dillonmac96]

D C exactly the same....

[@WarMode69]

D C WAS!!!! Love it keep em high and tight sir!

[@IKillCops4Fun]

Keep your heads up cocksuckas, it's a new day everyday. Fuck what happened yesterday, we're in the murky waters right now!! Stay focused!!

[@JaysParrot]

"Dumped clips in her" made me choke 😂😂

[@LionAstrology]

Starting @ 52:19 joey' s says cristina like 3 times in a row lol then Tom says christina. ..... then joey starts saying christina....hahahahahaha Toms face 😂😂😂😂

[@garbageconnoisseur4185]

1:14:52 lil something for Christine

[@RUSTYBALLZ69]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, thx mommies. Joey is a Savage!

[@ideletemyelf1585]

A little something for CHRISTINE!!!!!!

[@iftheshoefitz5182]

39:33 Lol "dumped clips in her" I was crying

[@BroKEnCaPSLoCk1]

Tom looks so fucking good man, he's done so well!

[@mowbetta15]

Best JOEY Diaz QUOTES: _OnMicroHouse_"like I'm going to live down stairs like i owe $20 to some booki " "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE".

[@dentalflossblindfold8908]

59:45 Omg, Joey is perfect for this show.

[@justinfuzzyhat]

Can't wait to just glass this entire fuckin episode

[@MrVanDep]

Fuck, I laughed out loud a ton. Joey was on fire

[@RadicallyRob]

This was one of the best pomcasts ever. I was pissing my pants laughing LOUD the entire time. Coco is a savage.

[@calvini2860]

Holy shit this had me in tears. I listend to the whole thing and came here to watch it lol. Joey talking about throwing his shit was some of the funniesr shit ive heard

[@michaelcole8999]

1:10:31 The BEST reaction to "Machines Within", possibly ever.

[@blink1633]

The moment when Joey sees a piece of meat on the table when watching a joke video

[@bugsy7436]

Do they call each other in the morning to co-ordinate outfits? No, they just roll over and tell each other.

[@Derek_Keenan]

classic edgy dad joke 😂

[@jdout]

@@Derek_Keenan not edgy those two dudes are gay

[@CrityCrit]

Kristina saying bro and dude a lot this episode LOL

[@dannyvzsz]

I've been waiting all fucking day!! -Much love, no hate

[@VivaFrei]

Nerd? NERD??? Madam / sir, I am that nerd at 55:16! Lol. And if you think this is excited, check out the video where I catch a monster smallmouth bass with my drone! More importantly, how on earth did I get into your show? Would love to do a podcast - but I won't talk about my doll movements ;-)

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

You caught a fish with your drone???

[@azure5644]

What the fuck why are you in the middle of the comments and not on the top?

[@ScottPorterMusic]

Stationary position 😂 Gotta love Joey Diaz

[@RRich100]

51:00 Spongebob, some dude who makes 8 bucks an hour 😂

[@Unz360]

That was so funny when Jean started going into her shower wiping bit, and Joey immediately started talking about how he'd shit in the shower and scoop it up with his hands. Totally one upped her without knowing, like he thought that's where she was going with it lol

[@leftysouthpawofdetttth7340]

I love that if you listen to the ad libs, Christina fcccking hates everything 🤣🤣

[@blackhwk416]

cant wait for next week and hear bluebans colab of diaz saying christine

[@mykmcgrane]

30:15 - lol "Don't come to me with 'there's no geetus (spelling?) left'. There's geetus left, and I want it."

[@evanabbott2737]

This is the funniest shit ever....! I love the part where Joey reacts to the songs🤣🤣🤣

[@j.p.8213]

JEANS!! Where'd y'all find that GEM of an intro video lmao!! Loved it! Was literally rolllling🤣🤣🤣Thx for the laughs guys!

[@blainebrown8824]

Watching in 2020 and I love seeing how their future bits come together

[@frobbit30]

I'm watching this between classes and people are staring at me as my soul is exploding from Coco talking about sponges for his butt. Dying.laughing.😀😁😂

[@michaelmattice4986]

EMAILER: Hey Mommies I'm a regular shit to shower participant. TOM: Do you do that Joey? CHRISTINE: Oh I'm sure he does! JOEY: I like to shit in the shower. TOM/CHRISTINE: IN THE SHOWER?!!!

[@stuartthomas94]

this episode is legendary. rewatching old mommies ❤

[@jonnylectitio279]

Joey looks so fuckin confused for 60% of this lmao

[@honestinsincerity2270]

Jonathan Anania - He did. But he rolled with what I can only imagine was the weird online videos and mommy-isms to him pretty well

[@paulharvey5625]

Because it's not the church don't think seen him so silent no coke jail kidnapped still time

[@honestinsincerity2270]

Paul Harvey - was this English?

[@technicalsupport3111]

he doesnt look confused... you must be confused

[@ActiveHippoFred]

Honestly AV 2 erase the begining of what he said "no coke jail kidnapped still time." Its a code. He needs help

[@pinderbupinder1598]

Diaz nodding to the trap version of "crazy isnt it" made my year and its January

[@ryanbmx5]

"Your studio looks great and you're both funny guys!"

[@xgreenus]

I get so happy listening to Uncle Joey 💗😹

[@joeyg8971]

I love the idea of big bad Joey Diaz taking care of 11 cats

[@Smileyson58]

Coco live for breakfast, now on mommies for lunch! This Thursday going well 👍🏼

[@cassiusxavier3773]

finally after almost an hour at 53:13 uncle joey gets christina's name right, LOOL

[@ultrashortbus]

Joey talking about shitting from 59:00 for about ten minutes is pure gold!!!

[@bobyrd4386]

Man Uncle Joey is perfect for this podcast. If y'all don't have Joey back on the podcast at least once every month or two. I will retire from your mom's house in protest!! Lmao!! Like if you agree with me!!

[@kayla4199]

18:15 "Christine" ... *wink* fuck i love them so much haha

[@CorbCorbin]

I think this is a top ten episode. Joey goes mental, and the WHAM boys are gay. Awesome

[@Prod_D]

I love how this is probably like mid day, or before they usually do Joey’s podcast. You can tell Joey is half awake due to not taking 6 stars of dett. Lol he’s like not even awake yet, he’s just staring straight lol it’s so funny.

[@iMertin90]

Haha about time Joey was on. He’s the man and what a podcast Keep them jeans high and tight

[@stefanmironov6405]

Joey is from another planet, I laughed my jeans off. Great episode mommies, Joey should be a regular on the show...much love no hate !

[@washhtswarrior6411]

1:07:32 “then you take rollin pape- toilet paper, you wet it first” Only joey diaz

[@cade497]

LMFAO I'VE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER AT A PODCAST THAN 59:00. "WHEN YOU WERE A KID AND YOU HAD PLAY-DOH..."

[@v.vibesss9724]

this made my shit day better

[@Dwemergang]

V. Vibesss Sammmeeeeee

[@mberezh]

High and tight. It also repulsed me pretty good once my brain processed the choice words which then quite vividly painted a mental image of Joey's half of a century old dick. I always forget that eating isn't the best idea during the YMH hours.

[@tsmooth6998]

push the shit in your life down the drain!

[@josholson9380]

V. Vibesss dam ur cute

[@Denzel_Watchington]

You'd make my night better

[@coleharder1193]

I had such a shitty day, and then I saw this posted and instantly got excited. Joey Diaz chillen with the mommies? The best.

[@MrGetSomee]

Oh shit this is tremendous

[@jamesbiering2589]

I love this episode so much!! I've lost count of how many times I've watched it now. Always wondered if Uncle Joey calls Christine Christine on purpose and is continuing the joke or what.

[@Mars_junior]

Who the fuck with the low and loose jeans already disliked this?

[@dustinb1070]

Mars Junior somebody stupid.

[@sumochop360]

Bunch of how you say.... asshoes!

[@yellowstrange]

Hey man some people suck

[@shorecyclist]

The channel 13 cucks. Duh.

[@Paul-we3kb]

Probably Dani

[@mainmanmainlining7575]

Truly, truly, truly this is beyond funny. It reaches new levels. Joey graphically describing shitting is like obscene poetry.

[@ZChoate]

Joey breaking down his experience with the asshole loofah...needs a JRE TOON. or a MOMTOON If you will.

[@dangerousthoughts.1591]

The look on Joey’s face at 1:13:40 is everything😂