Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 497 w/ Dane Cook & Ryan Stout

[@Justin-lg1qb]

Daddy got his chain. Now he just needs mommy to eat his scrum

[@philhendrie100]

You know she bought him that because he was getting to close to getting that wish. Now she can bring it up for a long while to keep that request at bay.

[@orenthalsimpson]

That's how mommy flosses her teeth

[@josh-kl5mh]

$CRUM.GANG

[@TheRealToadfishRebecchi]

Tom would 100% wear that chain if Mommy Tina ate his scrum

[@xPandaaaah]

Dude I can't wait for the day mommies scrum finally gets eaten. He deserves it

[@RangerRick24]

My favorite part of the YMH podcast is Tom shaking his head and looking at the camera in reaction to whatever ridiculous thing Christina says lmfao

[@DerpMuse]

Loves it. It reminds me of Jim from 'the office' whenever Dwight says something asinine lololol.

[@steverogers6867]

I shake my head every time Christine says "nope...ok got it...no thanks....got it.... we're good" as a reaction to a gross clip. Most of the podcast revolves around clips of gross people doing gross things. It's annoying.

[@MrMAgoo-cb4wz]

I like when she sucks up to the guests and he makes faces lol.. just saw her do it with Jim gaffigan

[@elpusegato]

Dane's story is unreal. The guy is an absolute legend. Really glad he's on tour again.

[@DekkarJr]

Producers laughing in the background have made this show so much more enjoyable.

[@pond.3509]

Fuck you

[@cmajor8084]

@@pond.3509 Why

[@ShrugMonster]

Has that old AOTS feeling.

[@jaymilliken2380]

Absolutely.

[@nathanielvarela5353]

GMM vibes

[@S_034]

No one puts on clothes, wet, for 40 years. This is much worse than wipegate. No comparison.

[@djschultz61]

except for the part where "Todd and Christie" where comparing it. Other than that, no comparison, i agree.

[@jbitt1617]

which kids not going to college? "well... the one that looks like you"

[@jazanthapus2659]

Jake Bittner at least Theo’s kid is going

[@Rojomanzana438]

@@jazanthapus2659 Shiiieeeeeeeetttt

[@ConCon4444]

theogate

[@garthsegura4440]

Tom is the right age with the right hairline to be a super cool guy!

[@zephyrleapold6796]

Oh he knows. It's why he's buying chains and banging gym rats and groupies on tour. Trying to beat back father time.

[@garthsegura4440]

Zephyr Leapold Father Time has nothing on the main mommies they are eternal

[@XenoTravis]

More of a hair curve lol.

[@noxxy5065]

Scott Thompson did say Tom would look like a super cool guy with the beard slightly more grown out.

[@chrispetela8644]

Bull shot it sucks hes under 50 it sucks

[@MSpeedThree]

The Dane Cook interview was amazing. Very well played. Howard Stern level interviewing. You pulled some really interesting information while keeping Dane comfortable and at ease. I have a renewed interest and respect for him as a comic. Thanks Jeans.

[@Anthony-pf9ew]

Best interview of Dane. All your other friends couldn’t get him to be himself. Good shit dope chain. Beat me piss on me

[@adams1458]

Agree

[@csebesta84]

Try it out.

[@nitroprime9714]

I almost cried when he said, "do you want to be my brother". holy shit the lump in my throat.

[@thomasmitchell4128]

Hey its me, thr lump in your throat

[@revolt7247]

Christinas next special needs to be called on me. "Christina p. On me"

[@TheDreamWyrm]

Christina Pooshitsneeze*

[@JodeneSparks1989]

😂😂 That's good but she her having Robert on the cover with her would make it great

[@TheAvkdutch]

Ha ha ha .....Not. Dumbass

[@tbone6704]

"Christina p. On me", beat me, fuck me. Try it out. Now there's the special name.

[@kevinbeattie7297]

reVolt it should be called “eating the scrum”

[@rob1253]

Dane Cook the comedian, not to my taste. HOWEVER Dane Cook the man, massive admiration and respect. Fantastic guest.

[@Sharklops]

I agree completely based on the Dane Cook I remember from the early 2000's, but I haven't watched him since then either. Based on what he said about having toned it down some, I'm going to check out his more recent stuff now. Try it out, man.

[@nateboone9671]

the fuck happened to him though doesn't even look like the same dude

[@undrtow0515]

100% agree. His comedy has never made me laugh, but being himself, he’s interesting.

[@JuPac420]

His comedy was for that era, and it was widely popular because it catered to the masses. It was a smart marketing move really, and nothing else

[@toebiwankonobijuciysmooyay3400]

Nate Boone he aged 15 years... lol

[@lexilowe4928]

That Dane Cook interview took a WILD turn I wasn't expecting.

[@austinarnold3011]

Lexi Lowe I know right. I didn't know about any of that shit.

[@tristangruener9571]

Really crazy story. Also can’t believe half of that special was improvised!

[@Khathaar]

"I'm really happy about this thank you" Completely deadpan. Love it.

[@Bf2142Samuel7777]

the duo of tom and Christine impersonating the british gay guy is priceless lol

[@rob1253]

That “British” gay guy is clearly not British. Tommy Buns and Christina P suck at knowing accents. He is clearly Australian.

[@snalmera]

@@rob1253 americans tend to be bad with accents. I also thought he was british lmao

[@SEEYAIAYE]

Dog Cunts

[@Man_fay_the_Bru]

Doesn’t sound British AT ALL

[@collinklein6947]

Definitely changed my opinion of Dane. I’m glad he is actually grounded. Hope the best for you Dane. Piss on me beat me

[@SacredFeline]

I’m so glad Tommy got his chain!!! It’s the exact type of chain I always pictured him having. It actually fits him too, looks like it was always supposed to be there.

[@bill-un5zg]

John B for sure. Christina hit that one out of the park!!! Good job main mommy!!!!

[@johnbriggs5751]

John B HI John B, my names John B

[@corrado]

Always thought Dane was a nice person. After this interview I’m convinced. All the hate was/is so ridiculous.

[@PABSTMAN138]

It's what happens when you get too big too fast, and your audience is teenage girls.

[@ThatFilmisGnarly]

He was accused of stealing a couple jokes, and had writers write jokes for him

[@iloveyourunclebob]

@@ThatFilmisGnarly eh, but at least Louis had him on his show to tall about it. Which says a lot about both of them. Louis didn't do the same with Dennis Leary lol

[@VLE-Grimace]

PABSTMAN138 yeah now he just dated teenage girls

[@nickbotic]

@@VLE-Grimace This comment wasn't true when you wrote it, and it's just as ridiculous now lmao. Why even say something with no basis like that? Like what did you gain by trying to much such a claim?

[@jean-alexandrethibault3892]

We need Dane on more Mom's house shows ... great chemistry

[@jermely]

Tom: So do you see your brother? Dane: Oh yeah, he drove me here. Dane does not miss a beat. He's awesome. Do an international tour, please, and come to Denmark :)

[@pinderbupinder1598]

Danes love Dane?

[@alexjohnson5512]

Every time I watch this podcast I stray further and further from god's light...it's a good thing I took 10-12 benadryl before this.

[@raymondnickolas608]

This killed me lmao

[@nighttime.canoe.installer]

Plot twist...Satan is the Angel of light.

[@stokedmtb333]

You took way too little Benadryl…try again.

[@thehershal]

True Water Champions don't dry off, they stay wet.

[@NoNonsenseInABag]

😂

[@raxny]

This statement puts a lot of support behind her claim to the water champ throne

[@evanabbott2737]

I like that👍

[@Dong_DeMarco]

True Psycho Champion.

[@mr1rottenapple]

Nice

[@drake.707]

Did Christina just drop $40,000 so she doesn't have to eat Tom's scrum???

[@Gross_Gaming27]

That chain is fake as fuck. Look at the box it came in rofl

[@UkPome]

Atlas Media I can tell when things are fake over the internet too.

[@MrEL91N]

Atlas Media I highly doubt its fake. You can tell by how many times she asked if he liked it and the expression on her face. She was legit beaming over giving him that.

[@afleming7282]

Best interview ever with Dane Cook let alone any interview thus far. Bravo.

[@erelat]

Dane's story qualifies him for Dr. Drew, god damn

[@perjunksalot]

Tom put on the necklace and BOOM! Instant Armenian!

[@spetcnaz83]

As an Armenian, lmaooo Holly shit accurate

[@SHACOBES123]

Peruvian cocaine smuggler lmao

[@Simply_chase]

That hand hold at 15:20 was heart warming.. I think I'm pregnant

[@brewitt1]

I disliked just to keep it at 69 I'm sorry and you're welcome

[@tylerbateman291]

Brian Hewitt like it now

[@HalfDigit]

“Which kid is not going to college.” “Well the one that kinda looks like you....” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@GM-rs2fv]

underrated savagery by Mommy Jeans

[@JohnWhite-zt5gb]

Dane was such an awesome guest! He said oh great I'm painting a room this week lmao

[@ZECH1189]

I'll have you know that that old skool episode of the dude hitting those notes was WHY I subbed to YMH and bought merch. One of the best!!

[@WazZappening]

"wait until you discover forks" lmao had me rolling

[@DewDewMegaDeeDee]

Just scoop up the food right into your mouth

[@Dong_DeMarco]

GOD DAMN!!! Getting dressed while still wet?!? WTF!!! I think they give the prisoners @ Gitmo a choice between that and getting water-boarded.

[@Knight3434]

Fugazio Schmortez imprisonment is not funny.

[@trevorcole6360]

@@Knight3434 when it involves possible terrorists ill laugh my ass off. also how are you watching comedians and you say a topic isnt funny hahaha

[@kus88]

Knight yeah it is

[@Dong_DeMarco]

Knight did you send this from prison?

[@shawngriffith6901]

Today I learned Christina is a psycho

[@timdegraw1784]

DUDE. Christina's impression of Liz is goddamned hilarious...

[@billiammontgomery720]

When was this?

[@mobucks555]

Wow that was so cute watching Tommy Bunz get his gift. What a great couple.

[@Ryan-ew2gv]

this literally made me like Dane Cook, I never bothered to fuck with him before but I'm actively looking for his stand up now.

[@DaxyToTheMax]

DRIP DADDY with the Cuban link 🙌🏽

[@chubbybehem0th]

Dane is so fun, I really like him.

[@kozmicflush980]

how is he like in bed?

[@PowerHouse1987]

His come-back has made me very happy!

[@thekeysplease9975]

@@kozmicflush980 you wont know until you *"try it out"*

[@matthewhartshorn5204]

Nice chain Tom. Mommies are mostly being super cool to Try it Out guy and I'm pretty proud of the community for it.

[@Lookielou]

That’s great! Thanks for the update (I actually found myself worrying about him the other day with his new fame...and then instead I worried about myself) Anybody score a key and free rent yet? 😆

[@matthewhartshorn5204]

@@Lookielou I don't think he has found that special roommate yet, but he has a lot of people rooting for him!

[@weed4daze420]

I remember back in middle school, I would have to wait over an hour in the parking lot for a ride home. I must have gotten a Dane Cook album off a buddies music library, I would listen to it everyday to pass that time. That was my introduction to stand up. If it wasn't for that exposure, I wouldn't have discovered the greats like Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Joan Rivers, etc., or been as into the comedians who are currently at the top of the game. Much respect to Dane Cook, glad he's making a comeback.

[@hugboat808]

I love how Tom put the chain away while Dane was in the room

[@GraceanneParks]

Tom: "You definitely could not just say 'alright I'm gonna go to bed now' with her" Dane: "Yeah, no. There would be some kind of skit she'd need to show you" 😂

[@PeoplePerson2020]

This Try It Out Guy thing could really take a dark turn lmao

[@menwithven8114]

YMH is going to be the reason for a serious AIDS outbreak. Very fitting

[@eddieramirez7670]

Tommy Guns with the Cuban link!!

[@bigwetbutt]

Bunz looking fresh out of middle school with that thing on.

[@lamolambda8349]

Man that thing is tiny way to bitch out tom

[@JodeneSparks1989]

@@lamolambda8349 better than a choker even if it was a 2' incher he'd be looking like Miley Cyrus

[@HhqcRules]

Tom is a true hero for not divorcing Christina when she told him she never dried off in her life.

[@m0str33t]

The sound people laughing in the back always gets me

[@funkymonk2893]

deffo one of the best things about the new studio.

[@SpankyCSTX]

It makes me laugh when I hear them, one of my favorite parts now

[@pond.3509]

The worst

[@brandonboykin9228]

The chucklefuckers!

[@hankg6955]

It sucks now since its obviously forced laughter for effect.

[@Damitche024]

Christina coming through big time! Happy bday, Tom 🥳

[@1Tim3Man]

tommy figuring out robert's personality so well that he can now have casual chat is next level sociology stuff. genius at work

[@AceRazor]

Mommy Christine was SO upset that Dane laughed at the garage crash video too.🤣

[@isaiahbauer1921]

I loved this I saw Dane Cook live in Spokane, WA in 2009 ! What a great episode to show and people to know Dane Cook !

[@tiredofyourtakes]

"Who do you want me to be?" Best thing Tom has ever said. I died.

[@tijanac]

When I am in the middle of listening to an old YMH pomcast and a new one rings the bell

[@JodeneSparks1989]

Same here right off of soundcloud to here

[@ryanvincenec3511]

Facts

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

Jonathon Tipton way not watch the old ones on KZbin? They go back pretty far.

[@JodeneSparks1989]

@@KitchenerLeslie2 I've seen all of those I'm listening to the ones that aren't on video sadly. I'm up to 239 so I'm almost done with the audio and caught up to the videos which is how I started listening to the Mommies

[@evanabbott2737]

That’s the best sound to hear!😁👍

[@xander999fleischmann9]

12:16 the moment every single ymh fan started losing their mind over tommy buns getting his chain

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

Alejandro Rodriguez how about a spoiler alert!

[@xander999fleischmann9]

@@KitchenerLeslie2 nah. Watch it on time.

[@nicholaswojton8258]

I literally started clapping in my car when Christina gave him the Chain. I totally like her even more now. Well done Christina.

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

I know Tom is always deadpan on the podcast, but i love how they obviously love each other so much, man.

[@rayholliday5134]

Tom - "only one kid doesn't go to college" Christina - "ya thats fine" 🤣🤣 these two are the best

[@waddy8564]

That was genuinely sweet, they truly love each other. I may have had a single tear come down my cheek. Good people, loved Tom since the mid 2000s

[@DougJK]

*Tim finally is the age he looks* ;) Happy birthday Tom! Also, that chain looks dope on my gangsta Tommy

[@TheTrenchface]

Dane Cook is a beautiful human being

[@brandonclark7867]

Your Moms House should have 500k subs easy.... Long live the QUEEN. Hit it!

[@rageinryan185]

12:50 The face Tom made when he found out the price of his chain will forever be etched in my memory. Classic.

[@robertwhite2716]

The crew in the back cackling is one of my favorite parts of the new studio

[@DopestDopeIEverSmokt]

1:27:40 Tom's pyscho laugh thinking about a car flipping 44 times LMFAO

[@Ancient_Entity]

Tom is an agent of chaos

[@smohart]

Recently discovered your podcast and have been watching every day since.

[@austinarnold3011]

Sam Mohart Welcome mommy

[@GoonerAK]

“This is perfect, I’m painting a room this weekend.” Died. Such a good line haha

[@mikeyrocks8664]

Christina not drying off is the most insane thing I have ever heard

[@heirapparent5004]

She could go full Ben Kissle. No towels, just clothes straight after the shower?

[@DavidBadilloMusic]

What a blast it must be for all the people working around these two! I just hear people dying of laughter in the background.

[@denzelleblanc1234]

Just finished the audio, now time for the visual, jeans are so high, so tight

[@yootoob8438]

Dedicated

[@yootoob8438]

Gunna do the same at work myself mommies United

[@evanabbott2737]

Yep! Me too😁👍

[@OMGisTHATmrTHAYER]

I was driving while this notification popped up. Almost died. Worth it.

[@Micolashcage1]

Dane cook is funny. It just became a meme to hate him

[@Notmynews]

Arcane 93 Everyone hates the cool guy.

[@topramen1694]

Forreal. The internet is cruel lol

[@tommynoble9075]

Definitely. I remember listening to one of his hours as a kid before ever hearing any bs about him and just dying from laughter

[@todd.howard]

Seriously. It became a meme to hate him and nickelback at the same time. I was a child back then and remember hating him and nickelback without ever hearing his stand up or nickelbacks music. To be fair, nickelback does actually suck but I didn’t know it at the time

[@THEShoky]

The guys in the booth laughing their ass off with Tom being so deadpan is amazing.

[@caleighhraee]

I missed Dane Cook so much. So happy to see him again!

[@6hughmungus9]

30 seconds of extra drying everyday over 42 years of life equates to 127 hours of time Krystal has saved by subjecting herself to dampened dressing. Sounds like someone's been gaming the system and these sheeple just cant handle her genius efficiency. #WetDressGang

[@nickchezum1088]

s stevenson gaming the system, y’baby?

[@6hughmungus9]

@@nickchezum1088 y'betcha. Dentless for life

[@macaronicheese8721]

I would barely dry off as a kid lol. Put my long sleeve shirts on as I'm still damp

[@busbystandup1337]

Dane is a phenomenal comic! So glad you had him on the podcast!!!!!!!!!!

[@Ryan82288]

The best is when potter reversed the therapy on jean 😂

[@CoffeeAndPaul]

Brian and Potter and Larry laughing in the booth is the best!!

[@awarelephant]

the chain is absolutely perfect and for the record the thermostat can never be too low pref 50

[@ericcook2423]

Can't wait for Tom to get mugged for his chain, hours of material.

[@Name-oz4lq]

Eric Cook I was thinking the same

[@bjt7349]

Don’t wish such things mayne......

[@Name-oz4lq]

Jay Trinidad I think he’s anticipating it, not wishing it.

[@bullrushbear4990]

Tom cant fight like Joe Rogan so that chain will get snatched ....definitely

[@guitarshredder109]

Why does everyone hate Dane Cook? Legitimate question.

[@christina3478]

People hate dane cook?

[@mamaharumi]

Joke theft, and he's just got one of those faces.

[@aaronhorscxyz8160]

What joke did he steal, was it something from Louis ck

[@mamaharumi]

@@aaronhorscxyz8160 Idk but Louie had him on his show to hash things out.

[@MAS7s]

@@aaronhorscxyz8160 relative to more infamous cases or recent cases of joke theft, Danes seems really... really tame. The hate is weird. I was into Dane as a teen and experienced the same distaste for his comedy in later years, but looking back, I don't think many of my critiques or negative takes were original, and neither were those of my friends. Looking back, I had literally no reason to dislike him, other than "it was the thing to do" at the time. Which is really sad, he's a really cool dude.

[@BobV97]

I want to eat Tom’s scrum... on a Saatva Luxury Mattress, of course!

[@damaspiderqueen]

You must be a cool guy club member.

[@diosabbathdisciple6618]

@bobV97 I spit my Whiskey reading your comment. Thank you!!! Best comment EVER!

[@BobV97]

Thanks, Jeans

[@BobV97]

Jack Burton Holy fuck - I swear to god it said “of” - irregardless, thanks for pointing it out, Jeans!

[@arsis1102]

Is it me or Everytime now I see Tom do the satva mattress promotion he looks like he just killed someone or is ready to?? Especially this episode. Like he just killed someone and rolled them up in a satva mattress..

[@lacedmilk8586]

Ryan Stout is the most underrated comic right now. Very funny!

[@thejanusproject32]

The background laughter always gets me. When theres no laughter from the hosts or the guests but you hear the roaring laughter off screen is always amazing. Dane Cook, I have no issues with him at all and i didnt know of that story of his brother screwing him over. Regardless. He is and always will be a tour de force. Legend

[@trustindustin]

Gained a lot of respect for Dane after hearing this.

[@Ironman829]

Tom almost cried when he got the chain

[@montyjackson69]

Thought I might see that happen too, but then I remembered he's a sociopath.

[@Ironman829]

@@montyjackson69 Ha.

[@shanefoster333]

I kinda feel bad for Try It Out Guy. I don't think he's all there, or at the very least he's far from stable. Alternating between laughing and feeling guilty over here...

[@jamspam8306]

Yeah, it feels like kicking someone when they're down...current zeitgeist I suppose

[@diamondj1979]

he's definitely not stable. I worry about his safety because he lives in a rough neighborhood. I know because I live right near him, and would DEFINITELY not be as open as he is. I've been acting straight for years just to avoid trouble...

[@jonr7207]

shanefoster333 you’re a sweetie man I was hoping I’d see this type of sentiment because this definitely has the potential to go HORRIBLY wrong. I think that would kill the vibe of this show if try it out guy was murdered.

[@shanefoster333]

@@jonr7207 Thank you, dude. And yeah I'm all for unfiltered content, but I just hope nothing gets out of hand from a real life perspective. Even just a fan of the show could go too far trying to impress Todd and Christy. I wish there was a way they could've had their fun and just not let him give his address/IG account. Fingers crossed.

[@PABSTMAN138]

You just have a hard time thinking that someone would actually ENJOY being pissed on, fucked and spit on. That's YOUR hang up man.

[@SCRlPTS]

"It's kinda heavier when you think about it in those terms" Really got me there, Tom.

[@rusinsr]

I'm so happy Christina got Tom a chain. The chain is the perfect balance of looks heavy, wealthy, definitely real gold, but not too flashy or tacky. Looks fucking amazing on Tom. Hope he keeps rocking it!

[@Monica-rz7dk]

Good job Christina!!! He deserves it, looks good on you Tom, happy birthday!!!!

[@thekeysplease9975]

Good morning Monica! You have me wrapped around ya finga, I wrote this comment just for you! Well when your single and stop thinking about your ex. Get with a real man. Chao baby mmmmuah 😗😀

[@DanGonsalves]

Christina's guttural laughs: 112 Christina's Snorts: 444

[@PatBrownfield-TheRainmaker]

Dan Gonsalves don’t forget to count the dental saliva vacuum laughs

[@ralphh428]

I’m here to see tom’s new chain

[@Bruceybaby2009]

It’s great seeing Dane doing the rounds lately. He’s always got interesting things to say, and we finally get to hear his side of things after doing very few interviews for so long.

[@Bessmaster2000]

Thanks for another great interview, been waiting for this gem. Dane Cook has always been a good comedian, life happens sometimes. Glad he’s so blessed now.

[@abelromero8294]

Y am i Getting Excited when Tom Pulled out The Chain

[@Notmynews]

abel romero it’s the closest to us getting one.

[@8656737s]

I'm not ashamed to say, one night I lit a fart and I caught the carpet on fire lol!!! It was literally like a torch blower! My friend and I almost peed ourselves lol!!! It was hilarious 🤣 I love toilet humor 😉

[@danielhoufek4238]

Dane needs to make a documentary/movie called "Cook'd"

[@jennybfoxxy]

I remember watching that Friday night stand up special with Dane... He had on the tight black pants and black tank top. I was like 17 years old and he lit the roof on fire for me. In 2005, I was in college and every dorm room was playing his shit. You could scream a Dane line in the cafeteria and someone else, if not multiple people, would finish it. I remember reaching out to him on Myspace and getting a response too. He's a true treasure because he never belonged to a corporate entity... He always belonged to us. ❤️😊

[@matthutchings1988]

This is one of my favorite YMH podcasts with Dane Cook, talking about narcissists’ had me rolling on the floor!

[@mistamugroo6922]

@ 2:48:51 there's a bug crawling on Ryan Stout's left shoulder lol

[@unicornpig]

I noticed the same thing!!

[@GrandSpiral]

Who else learned about Dane from downloading on Napster??

[@davebcf1231]

I saw him on one of those Comedy central 30 minute stand up things they used to do first

[@tylermelton7490]

Comedy Central

[@louism9790]

My sister had vicious circle on DVD. We’d watch it all the time.

[@Ancient_Entity]

Careful... Lars Ulrich will bring the hammer down if you download off Napster

[@bruzergraves1]

Love that u guys don't Beg for likes & subscribers. Great content

[@kaitquartz]

I know so many people shitted on Dane for a while but Ill always love him. His specials were what introduced me to stand up comedy and it grew into this love and adoration for everything comedy ever since. I loved this episode so much.

[@geezer2397]

When Dane laughs at the guy being run over, that's the Massachusetts in em haha