Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 506 w/ Amanda Cerny & Steve Byrne

[@cody1482]

*burp* *fart* *burp* Christina: I think ppl who sneeze are looking for attention.

[@Oozes_Dark]

PREACH

[@mikedeni4512]

@@Ally.Cat.252 *previously mold covered

[@rbeforme]

Exactly. She's barely tolerable.

[@jessejohnson8562]

She's insufferable. not funny, not smart, racist, homophobic, doesn't even fart well or know how to drink water. A real washed up reality tv broad.

[@thesnicklefritzhideout9800]

im so tired of your cool guys tom -- back to my tick tock 🙄

[@swagbucks66]

Christina pissed on me AND beat me at a show when i asked for a picture :( She even pulled a gun on me. Tom is for sure the FanChamp

[@Rececer]

that doesnt sound to bad 🤷 she seems like the fan champ to me

[@robertburt9945]

She ate my scrum in the green room

[@cheriwasme27]

She told me to have a nice day one time...not a great day or even a good day. Just nice. She's not the fan champ💩

[@brodyrichard263]

Christina is so bad with fans she called me the n word and I'm a white guy...tom is super cool though when I met him he just gave me a 100 bucks and was like there you go man....super cool guy.. fan champ for sure is TOM

[@revolt7247]

Me too bro, christan is the worst she called me an r worded n word

[@brockbrockwell4507]

Big words

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Christina was horrible, when I asked to take a pic w/ her. As we were taking pic, she said "I'm on my period"...as she proceeded to give me a "Dirty Sanchez".

[@jackkuehneman9300]

Nice try Tom

[@brodyrichard263]

and I heard she actually secretly loves garth Brooks but who knows

[@FooMantis]

Listening to Christine talk about how she hates people who have involuntary bodily reactions really shows how she's the Borderline Personality Champ.

[@manablooded]

This comment's underated

[@moneropete]

She's an idiot

[@adamdahl3438]

You heard it guys, the person who farts and burps into a microphone while guests are talking is telling you it's rude to sneeze more than twice.

[@Mr_Jish]

Don't forget, she also hates bodily functions and thinks people only sneeze to bring attention to themselves. Fuckin' dumb broad champ, indeed.

[@assassin51000]

As Jeff Ross said, she does have the timing of a suicide bomber

[@bigb1809]

Yeah for someone who wants to fart into a mic on purpose thinks its rude to involuntarily sneeze 3 times like wtf.

[@largehoman]

Yeah, it's gross and people should me more ashamed of it. If you sneeze more than twice you're a piece of shit

[@raaamenoodleboop]

This sneezing 🤧 talk pissed me off lol

[@RocBoy22]

Tom is definitely better with the fans. He once help my Grandmother cross the street and paid her light bill. #facts

[@hazbaska1]

Rakim Jackson fan CHAMP!!!

[@RocBoy22]

@@hazbaska1 AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!

[@McCartneyWill4]

Bet he paid her water bill too, water champ and all.

[@lucasthompson1650]

He let my aunt and grandma try out the Lambo on the condition that if they see Bert they have to say that Tom owns the car, and that Bert probably couldn’t afford a Lambo yet.

[@everyangeldoesfine9518]

After asking Christine for an autograph at a show, she ripped up the 8x10 headshot that I brought and spit at my feet. Not fan champ behavior at all.

[@Hizzleonizzle]

Every Angel Does Fine oh

[@robertnorthup8583]

iAMhonka 🤣

[@AfatterMan2]

@@thekeysplease9975 so they can stand your ignorant ass

[@FinnaBusanut]

You think that's bad? She pissed on me, beat me, and told me to "try it out". How rude...

[@DevinMcSalty]

AfatterMan2 low and loose

[@thomasleary2153]

Each episode should be a casting couch for Tom's second wife

[@codycrossman]

Hahaha, underrated comment!

[@tallndorky]

That gal is most definitely a perfect dalmatian

[@kobygrimes1234]

Every episode is the proverbial casting couch, where talm realizes more and more with each episode that christina will never be a ride or die, and isnt even funny. She puts people down and laughs about it thats not even comedy

[@manoro420]

I thought it was

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

He should just have a different possible wife serve him and Bert drinks every episode of their’s

[@TheRCish]

Christina: I'm the personality champ Also Christina: Don't sneeze too much around me

[@Wowreally42]

Someone please ask Christina if she has children!! Or if she’s a mom. Or if she’s a middle-aged mom. If I don’t find out soon I’m gonna lose my mind.

[@Bizzaree]

We also HAVE to know if shes ever been in therapy and if so, how long.

[@fredericksweetenhue6857]

Also does she have eastern bloc immigrant blood in her?

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Lmao

[@percules8579]

@@fredericksweetenhue6857 shes from hungary

[@samerumrantech]

Hungarians and being nice...Ha!

[@Lodurrson]

I saw Tom at the Comedy Works. He was hilarious, of course. After the show he approached me and offered to buy me a drink. He said he could sense I was feeling down(I had just lost my job earlier that day). He infused me with his wisdom and changed my life completely. Not to mention he gave me an HJ in the parking lot before buying me an Uber home. What a guy. Fan Champ for sure.

[@YizzERR]

I know this is 2 years old but still, thanks for the laugh lol

[@jameshiggins3853]

What

[@redmed10]

What's an HJ? A spelling mistake?

[@billymac5481]

@@redmed10 HJ is handjob

[@redmed10]

@@billymac5481 I know. I just didnt think the whole shtick was very funny. bj would have been funnier because its more well known.

[@EZEonIon]

Christina spit in my face and slapped me at her meet and greet. Tom is the FanChamp!!

[@johnnywhiteshoe]

bruh, i'm half chubbed just reading that

[@masonlay9553]

What a dumb R word.

[@thekeysplease9975]

Actually imagining christina spitting in my face and slapping me.... Sounds like a good time to me 😎. *Because im in the cool guys club!* 🎸🎶

[@milozane725]

How much did that cost you?

[@manablooded]

I saw him in ATL and he called every last one of us overweight white people big words.

[@apsi8900]

Whoever wants short intros should open a tik tok account. Tom is the true fan champ. Keep it OS baby.

[@codycrossman]

Sign the petition for the 10min intro: www.change.org/p/tom-christina-10-minute-intros-for-all-your-mom-s-house-episodes

[@gregoryturner9530]

thanks for the link to the petition

[@uncleterry1703]

Long intro is cringe af

[@anaselmhamdi]

take it eeessssssssssss

[@sinergontohell]

I really think that it should just start with the intro and them sitting there for like 10 minutes.

[@trentm.364]

Wow, I looked up a compilation of Amanda's "best" Vines and lets just say her "comedy" is built for the typical TikTok user...

[@michealbrambleby-shelford7974]

Fuck I just realised why she looked familiar. She's one of those trash vine comedians I only ever saw in compilations with other trash vine comedians.

[@slowburntm3584]

YOU SAID THE "R" WORD!!

[@michealbrambleby-shelford7974]

@@slowburntm3584 tiktok reply, adjust your Jeans for a more optimal experience.

[@DerpMuse]

Dont even bother. Her best stuff is in playboy where shes naked. Other than that, shes a worthless bimbo. A simple stupid wamen riding Bach's BBC for 5,000 dollars a night LOL...

[@theogbunn7672]

Man, ya know it's just so valuable to get this kind of input from you and other people doing so well in the online comedy atmosphere who have really become such widely known and extensively expanded their viewership and become so successful on multiple platforms. This chick? What a joke. Why would anyone listen to what she has to say when there's people out there like OP whos opinions on what is comedically relevant and talented are paying dividends for them. Unlike these "vine stars" who have merely made a career out of being a comedian online. Thank you for your advice and input. Influencers like you are doing so much for others and yourself.

[@cg5471]

can't believe burnt chrysler caught those four pennies. heard that's going to be in his new special.

[@prozacjunkie112]

I cant wait for the photoshop that puts Toms face on the penny tossing tiktok.

[@howardm.burgers]

ol' penny fingers

[@K-A5]

And the guy that pisses off that couchpig.

[@MongoLikeBeer]

Only came here because I saw comments and was hoping somebody had delivered.

[@jallen8963]

i havent watched yet but if amanda cerny gets referenced to as a comedian it'll be the funniest part of the whole podcast

[@erikspeer72]

J Allen ComiediENNE

[@milozane725]

Preach

[@cletup]

I’m sorry Christina, but Tommy is the fan champ 100%

[@drinkmo]

Tom's the fan champ, he got me off heroin while Christina constantly enabled me, giving me money and exclaimed that quitting was for pussys. Thanks Tom! I owe you my life!

[@kitlow2970]

Cerny really did not know how to handle this level of conversation, i could see the fear and bewilderment in her eyes the whole time

[@flynnplumlee5293]

Lmao

[@terrence7802]

i could see the fear. it feed my erection.

[@nicebigdog]

Had to fast fwd her part. Being hot af means you don't have to have a personality

[@DaxyToTheMax]

Amanda Cerny?? Hold up, I need to smoke some meth before I start this one. 4 stroke gang 🙌🏽

[@Mr.Meeseeks.]

Don't forget to invite your brother ✌️

[@Butwherestheups15]

Daxton Walker bruh idk why I just laughed so hard at this 😂

[@bittupal99]

10-12 drops of Benadryl

[@Mathew.]

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@TurKishsoulja]

too bad she is boring af

[@MilesTippett]

The word "Influencer" makes me want to throw up...

[@bernardwallace435]

You and me both!! "Woke" gives me the feeling too....

[@Civilmonkey1]

I get the bubbly runs when ppl say triggered. Who do they think they are, 90's Stallone?

[@kurtstergar1042]

I'm an influencer for mass toilet paper production.

[@DekkarJr]

yep

[@jessejohnson8562]

synonymous with whore

[@Doomsense]

"Hi, Im the personality champ, but dont sneeze around me more than twice" WTF

[@davidadams2395]

While she burps and farts any chance she gets.

[@harolddiaz1224]

And fucks up location of Frankie Macdonald and the lovation of his accent by 3000 miles and assumes evrybody knows fucking De la swoul and ain't know 2Chains??????

[@matthewmchenry2889]

She's got a tik tok account.

[@codycrossman]

@@harolddiaz1224 Thank you! He's from Sydney Nova Scotia, not Saskatchewan. 🙄

[@harolddiaz1224]

@@codycrossman Frankie is the Man. And his book is called Be Prepared.

[@Coolcoolcoolcoo]

I love podcasts that are nothing but praising Instagram models. So entertaining

[@SoulReaper361]

You'll get there one day champ.

[@slowburntm3584]

@@danielpenrod5843 Lucky until she hits 35...

[@SteveCossaboom]

The siren song of the fugly CHUD!

[@MechaStreisand1]

Damn, that Amanda chick is a true tik tok. Still only took me four strokes, though. Thanks, mommies!

[@grantstonex]

Amanda Cerny? Mmmmmmmmmmmmm'change it! I shall watch for four stoke purposes only.

[@DougJK]

Amanda Cerny? Gagunk

[@paulhancock]

You mean you don't like professional Instagram vapid narcissists?

[@grantstonex]

@@DougJK Sh'hookin, my baby!

[@bradfreier8695]

Couldn't agree more!

[@jessepost7968]

@MosEisleyBlues They totally called her out for not being one, first thing 😂🤣

[@M81_Enjoyer]

The amanda cerny interview went exactly the way I thought it would go

[@kitlow2970]

i've paused it just as they announced her, she's literally said hello and i really don't want to press play again

[@markremer8444]

Meanwhile she burbs and talks about shit all the time. Hypocritical bitch

[@Guerrillablackdog]

They talk to her for more than an hour but I dont know who she is. I then found out and I was like, why invite her to ymh? I just skipped the interview entirely.

[@isaacmelton2128]

@@Guerrillablackdog Her agent is friends with Tom from high school. Probably a personal favor to her.

[@steventyler3985]

@@Guerrillablackdog They explain why she was invited...

[@gabrielbelmonte8521]

I like how they addressed Amanda wasn’t a comedian off the bat

[@alihusssin4060]

reading your comment hurtrd my brain, use commas ffs

[@Ryan-ez6mt]

@@alihusssin4060 dont be a douche

[@benjipesci5197]

@@alihusssin4060 if you can't read that you got mental issues

[@iamthefuss934]

@@benjipesci5197 exactly. No need for commas n proper spelling. If yu can read the words than yu get the message of the sentences.

[@Mixedserpintine]

Hate her

[@bridgerarnold6412]

I’m the personality champ......but don’t you dare sneeze around me 3 times. “Fart” “burp” “belch” Tom I’m definitely the personality champ

[@slowburntm3584]

25 million followers that can't be bothered to watch her podcast appearance?? No wonder I never heard of her. Only bots sub her.

[@DammDamian]

Slowburn yeah wtf?!? Her followers aren’t real I just checked and about 11.5 million are completely fake accounts.... yikes

[@PricedHigh]

Uh no it's children, who wouldn't know about this podcast

[@everyangeldoesfine9518]

I'm sorry but I do not buy that a woman who has posed for porn has NEVER ONCE seen porn herself. There's no way that's true.

[@go_rizzo_grow]

She's full of shit.

[@MrAppie9090]

She must've seen her own pictures at the very least, therefore she's seen porn. And people that say they don't watch porn are generally pretty creepy.

[@LizardKing1324]

I agree. I'm sure she can't talk about lude shit because of brand deals or whatever. I also don't believe that 25 million people follow this girl. Bought bots is what she's got.

[@Greenhelix5]

Exactly. One of the faker of guests. Just no way.

[@apollocreed9977]

Who cares

[@JTD472]

She’s pretty hot, but that was cool for about 2-3 mins. Were we supposed to listen to the whole thing?

[@Strongbah43]

Hannah the Dalmatian on 2 bears 1 cave is way hotter.

[@X3MAntics]

I looked up who Amanda is. 25 mil + followers on instagram. I must've been living under a rock. I didn't know who this pokemon was til' today.

[@bforty79]

1 vapid pokemon is worth 25 mil dumb jackoffs

[@damnedOP]

Big Bob dude we get it haha. Multiple comments spreading this.

[@johng9095]

Bullshit you didnt

[@RickY-gp8gf]

You're not alone

[@kitlow2970]

you were blessed until today then, she offers nothing but clout

[@spencerludman3915]

One time I coughed on an airplane and I immediately looked at Tom and he said, "here's a lozenge dude, you good?" And I said, "yeah I'm not sick." And we talked for the entire flight. Tom=Fan Champ

[@flyingstump2938]

Was Amanda Cerny's appearance actually an interview for 2 Bears 1 Cave?

[@mohnjayer]

Amanda Cerny one week after ending Theogate and documenting a visit to the beautiful home of RPC... What a roller coaster of quality.

[@lingu7733]

Wait what how did they end theogate

[@austinwarner1755]

@@lingu7733 did you miss last weeks episode?!?!? Get your loose jeans over there

[@lingu7733]

Holy fuck slit my throat and call my mommy I'm running

[@johncampbell2573]

nothing was resolved! her excuse for flirting and rubbing another mans hand on her face was she was trying to be annoying??? come one #theogate lives

[@dsnyders10]

@@johncampbell2573 dont be R worded

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

It's amazing to see two people with a sense of humour interview someone and expose how they have no sense of humour at all

[@Greenhelix5]

Facts man. Whack ass guest.

[@rustyshackleford7265]

Who we talking about?

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

@@rustyshackleford7265 Christina and Tom trying to talk to that dead fish

[@DevinMcSalty]

Rusty Shackleford I think you might enjoy this new app called tiktok... try it out.

[@JB-kg1zv]

to be fair its one person with a sense of humor and his gross coattail riding wife.

[@smallnumbers36]

Christine’s tik tok videos are reciprocated torture for Tom’s Asian car shop guy...

[@yaboiiskinnyp6596]

Tom’s definitely the fan champ, screwed my grandma then shook my hand and paid my student loans. Great guy

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Lmao

[@meandmeself]

You made my day with this comment thank you

[@josephfragomeni]

Kristen:We had Waka Flocka on the show Tim:Nah that was Danny Brown

[@ArcadeCrimson]

I sneezed six times and Tom said bless you everytime.

[@bend9195]

Wow the trophy wife is beautiful Tommy; also Christina good luck with your new single moms podcast!

[@luisocadiz5990]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😎

[@thekeysplease9975]

*Someones in the cool guys club!!* 🎸🎶🎶

[@DayvidHarding]

Rob Schneider + Seth MacFarlane = Steve Byrne

[@SuperAlexteddy]

Tom take control of your show !!! Cristina is like a anchor holding the funny boat from moving.

[@DanGonsalves]

Christina's Snorts: 286 Christina's Throat laughs: 412

[@turdferguson9942]

So we've gone from TheoGate to IntroGate. Maybe I'd be better off if the Libarry did block my password.

[@Andrew-tt9zv]

I just got my password unblocked and I'm they same way. How do you go from Theo to a talentless instagram/vine thot? Does that make any sense to you?

[@kobygrimes1234]

Christina wants the thermostat at 78, she wants people who sneeze to leave the room. Does the world revolve around christina? She thinks so

[@codycrossman]

Aaahahaha...glad someone remembered that. 78 is the highest I've ever heard someone wanting a thermostat. Ugghhh, makes me frustrated just hearing it. Heh

[@GrotesqueGeisha1]

No more Instagram 'celebrity', how about a tiktok guest?

[@12hoyebr]

I heard you bitches was lookin for me lady would be amaze

[@martingoddard3994]

@@12hoyebr not really lmao

[@12hoyebr]

@@martingoddard3994 i'm feeling like your jeans are low and loose today

[@K-A5]

Yes! A 2 hour podcast with the grumpy couchpig!

[@jonathaninteriano8389]

K-A I really like that

[@travismonk2804]

Guests like Amanda make me like the honeydew more

[@KAPO702]

Yes she's mad boring

[@everett8603]

God Amanda was such a fucking genuine sweetheart, I was 100% pleasantly surprised. Awesome guest and a good sport!

[@MrMartena56]

You guys need multi vitamins. Believe me, it’s going to help the show in the long run.

[@codycrossman]

I'm unemployed and take them every day.

[@MrMartena56]

Ethel Esparza One of the amazing Tic Toks from last week

[@TrickyyRicky]

Why is Cerny even close to getting spots on podcasts. noooooo

[@biffii5568]

I think she's boring and vapid, but she does have a Massive following Soo..

[@kitlow2970]

she's not even remotely funny, her skits are for 11 year olds

[@ilovechickenadobo6962]

Tom: Did you do DMT on this trip? *Joe Rogan wants to know your location*

[@garciaruben808]

Episode #506 also known as interview with a dalmatian.

[@jaylav3843]

Tom is the Fan Champ and we want more intro! Give the people what they want!

[@codycrossman]

Drink every time Amanda Cerny says 'like.'

[@blackadam3761]

momma jean said it 1000+ times

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Heaven forbid someone other than Christina should appear on the podcast and add nothing, while constantly using vocal crutches

[@DoneBrokeDatBack]

I'm writing you from the great void. I died upon the 96th shot of vodka.

[@fatmunch6318]

I did bong rips

[@Fryed_Bryce]

Theo Gate socialist

[@SirGrassyNoL]

the tiktok curation is the best thing christa has ever done... but tim is the fan champ by a galaxy

[@l-dv2502]

2:12:25 - Skip Amanda button

[@dntgvafuk89]

Thank you 🙏

[@jonathaninteriano8389]

Thanks jeans

[@staciekirkland3922]

You're the absolute best. she was a horrible and boring watch

[@juicewonsworth592]

Thank you soo very much. Ftb

[@hanzat_molemaev]

bless you. i came to the comments specifically to look for this.

[@ComfortableTool86]

2:12:30 steve byrne interview starts

[@xFabel]

Our boy Frankie coming in like a hurricane at 17:19 keep it up bud!

[@yoavrachman2347]

Todd gave my cpr and mouth to mouth which saved my life... this was after Carolina drowned me. It’s clear who the fan champ is.

[@makkrowmazztikk7003]

But then Brunk Krunkler called him a racist slur and consumed him.

[@benmeadors6799]

Brunk shortly thereafter ripped off his shirt and broke down into tears while performing his fabled story "The Equipment" in where he recounts his experience of thumb wrestling a guinea pig.

[@MadMotoInc]

2:12:26 - when it gets good again

[@karelenhenkie666]

First guest that I'm really not down for. Low and loose for sure.

[@tannercassel2173]

karelenhenkie666 You weren’t around for Liza Treyger I take it...

[@FancyPrimate]

@@tannercassel2173 - good God... Never forget. Worst ever.

[@jeffsnider1069]

I thought I was the only one who didn’t like that episode

[@MarcelPatillo]

The guy hit by the car is absolutely HYSTERICAL EVERYTIME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dennishamptonii5064]

Anybody else pissed with how this “interview” went? Basically took a whole hour and a half to let Amanda try and tell a story. Big fan but damn... this one was rough.

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

Yo they're going on tangents and having fun dude. It's called a conversation., Right? But Haha yea you do have a point I think

[@moneropete]

you should be more concerned that youre a fan of this block of marble. Her story sucked anyway.

[@reddeadweb-head6796]

@@moneropete pretty sure he was saying he's a fan of the podcast, not the dalmatian

[@nicolerosemcintosh]

If Blueban could add a casual Its Big Time Tommy, or a Keeping it OS to the intro I think that would be extremely high and tight!

[@anthonyorlowski8268]

Nicole Jory I’ve been trying to get blueban to answer my email about having big time tommie on the podcast, since I’m friends with him...but no answer

[@brendencrowe8407]

what about “take it eassss” as an out to drop?

[@radacious29]

@@anthonyorlowski8268 Hold up you know the most OS man in the game Big Time Tommy?

[@nox-ph4co]

this is one of the highest and tightest ideas ive heard in a long time

[@PirateDynamics]

it would be 100% OK to do some episodes without guests if there are no good ones available, you guys don't have to always have a guest

[@user-zu5sp7wx2g]

Dont be an asshole

[@andreimileti]

I like the guests, but I think it's for practical reasons. It's easier to just tape a bunch of interviews on a free day and spend 15 minutes a week doing the opening. Otherwise, that could be a legit hard 2-3 hour commitment for busy showbusiness parents.

[@C_R_Z]

Foh nerd

[@navrotron22]

Steve is fine, but the insta-skank with her fake Mrs. Garrison tits is another story.

[@MadMotoInc]

PirateDynamics 😂😂 subtle burn

[@edburns584]

Hmm Christine cuts the intro short then Tom uploads 2 bears 1 cave and now Christine announces her own podcast on her own channel theogate stirred things up.

[@strongside4565]

I met Christina in an airport and she scoop slammed me through a Starbucks table. Tom's the real fan champ.

[@kd9183]

2:07:20 Captain Marcel has me coming back to this episode every time i need to laugh

[@Mr_Jish]

I don't see gender, I only see Mommies and longer intros.

[@hennessey89]

I'm a long time Tom Segura Fan and I love the Podcast. My only suggestion is that Christina doesnt interrupt the guest so damn much. Let them finish their story stop interrupting. Haha other wise great Job! The longer the intro the better!

[@honestinsincerity2270]

Quick fun fact: The reason Tom's hair is so short is cause he donated his locks to fans with cancer and leukemia. He's Fan Champ, hands down.

[@johnsplan]

39:29 "did you do DMT on this trip?" _Joe Rogan has entered the chat_

[@mobucks555]

oh my god this poor girl is either a really good sport or totally unaware of how hard she just got trolled by the dynamic duo

[@Xzanthos]

Tom's the fan champ, hands down. Most genuine and nice person. Christina, well... We know how she rolls.

[@davidvanbogelen]

She doesn't like body functions at all yet she took the time to defend her fart mic for like 15 minutes last show lol.

[@Matt-gs2mf]

Tom is the fan champ, Christina is insulting my intelligence by even thinking she's in the same league as Tom.

[@AH-yu2pi]

Bill Burr has the best podcast intro.

[@AH-yu2pi]

@Theo Gate I want to talk crap but I respect your screen name too much. That's a good one.

[@lucasthompson1650]

Yup, and the best worst ad reads.

[@lucasthompson1650]

@A H Taking the respectful path to avoid the dark arts IS the right thing to do, but when you do it here on KZbin (where having “cunt” somewhere in your username is considered a time-saving lifehack), it makes the rest of us look like steaming vociferous piles of opinionated medical waste. (sorry, breaking in a new thesaurus)

[@Ian-ci8or]

Amanda Cerny has Australia's population on Instagram,.... ha how bout dat...that's amaze! Never heard of her. lol

[@jondoe8275]

Ian lol Australia doesn’t exist #flatearth

[@haymaker710]

@@jondoe8275 Flat Earth doesn't exist #RoundEarth

[@flukeskywokker]

@@haymaker710 Earth doesn't exist #OpenSpace

[@haymaker710]

@@flukeskywokker I'm a hollow Earth guy now.

[@peccamecha]

Christina's tik toks are the best thing to happen at ya mom's house in a long time

[@stashhouseworldwide3809]

Wow I clicked this to hear a longer intro and I’m completely disappointed.. I-I-I I need to Speak with THE Manager!

[@supernovamimosa]

tom is 100% personality champ we want 10 minute intro every episode!

[@alexwarren5774]

Drinking game: Take a shot of whiskey everytime Amanda says, 'Like' and fall into a blood alcohol induced coma six seconds later.

[@cristophermora7171]

Tom is definitely the music champ. Not only does he know a bunch of cool pop artists, but he also knows the words to every Garth Brooks song.

[@jeffduckm]

Doesn't like bodily functions, but is the creator of the fart mic?!

[@BackHomeAgainMedia]

She's the fucking worst!

[@JA-ug7wq]

Everyone likes their own.

[@gregargenio6920]

petition to fire Blueban for that intro.

[@rileydavidjesus]

He was scared

[@robertbaca2794]

Signed

[@inkfr0]

Is it Jim Jefferies with that 4 penny's trick?

[@bigfern559]

I like how Tom was trying really hard not to call Amandas videos comedy videos haha

[@Ajdizzle4rizzle]

Omg your story is amazing Ms. Cerny

[@commentetiquettestudent1788]

Sorry mommies, but to avoid to become the R word, I will skip Amanda "my ass is hilarious" cerny

[@Lawgar]

Tom cured my cancer when he shook my hand. He helped me out of my wheelchair and I could walk again.

[@Buu420]

Obviously Tom is the Fan Champ, that other lady doesn't respect people's will

[@bradenyoder4922]

Someone needs to make a compilation of Christina saying she goes to therapy.

[@TAZS]

Wow, Amanda Cerny seems cool as fuck, she came across really well on here, i think i wrote her off due to the cringey vine comedy stuff, but she seems really chill, def gonna check out here podcast!!!!

[@scoopshoopsshuaces317]

"I want a rim job ah diggy diggy" lol I hurt myself laughing

[@Kiluei]

Watching Amanda Cerny? Sure. Listening to her speak? Yeah, I'll mute this one when she comes on.

[@melindamay74646]

Thats also why they got two guests today. Too much airhead is something we all can't handle.

[@Calilou52]

You know you can just....not watch it, right?

[@C_R_Z]

Foh virgin

[@humanindica962]

She is actually cool

[@Kiluei]

@@Calilou52 Or mute? Like I said? Hello?

[@mikeramaa]

Never heard of Amanda Cerny until now, and this is the last time I need to hear of or from her! Sweet.

[@milozane725]

You both Pole-Jocked her enough, let the mommies know when you bed Amanda!

[@EasternStandardTim]

That tiktok guy with the coins, his fingers say “FIGHT” the T is on the thumb lol