Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 533 w/ Daymond John

Hey there Chomo! The main mommies are especially excited on this episode because Dr. Drew pulled his jeans up and flew to New York to visit YMH-All Star Robert Paul Champagne. We knew Garth Brooks hides bodies, but is he a kidnapper too? Tom talks about his favorite crime shows and his favorite body hiders besides Garth. They also discuss Bert Kreischer and their new fascination with his teeth.
Daymond John is a businessman, investor, television personality, author, and motivational speaker. He is best known as the CEO of FUBU, and from the reality TV series Shark Tank. What goes on behind the scenes of Shark Tank? What are the all-time dumbest Shark Tank pitches? Daymond also gets exposed to some cool guys! Also look out for his new book dropping in the new year called "Power Shift."
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[@alec_arts]

Tom's RPC impression gets me EVERY DAMN TIME

[@toddjohnson566]

Alec Arts Its spot on.

[@thehumanwiII]

Alec Arts I want a whole special or at least a skit as RPC, with full costume etc. who’s with me?

[@mavelaw]

Timestamp?

[@austinarnold155]

@@mavelaw 3:30

[@thearsdfa]

His danny brown is on point too hahaha

[@shreyasmalhotra7432]

if you're not watching this on youtube you're not following proto bud

[@rsmith7195]

YOU'RE DONE

[@dntgvafuk89]

Seriously what kind of psychopath just listens to this shit without the visuals

[@hay7501]

I’m listening to it on Spotify

[@dannywilliams3764]

@@dntgvafuk89 I honestly listen to your moms house alot it's because I'm at work when it comes out and I don't have the patience to wait. But I always go back and watch it.

[@forest.b.l.u.e]

I listen to the podcast exclusively via limewire...

[@theantichrist5191]

Tom please bring your dad on this show

[@stefancooper1723]

His dad won't come on in person, he asks him to in earlier episode

[@theantichrist5191]

@@stefancooper1723 I'm sure he could figure out a way to get him on if he really wanted to.

[@JesusHComedy]

His dad was on the last show Tom did in Spanish. It’s episode 2 and I nearly died laughing at what his dad had to say.

[@theantichrist5191]

@@RickR69 Clearly I wasn't talking to you then was I.

[@KevinS7300]

@@RickR69 topdog is fuckin awesome

[@topherthered]

Thanks to 2 bears 1 cave, we all know Christina is the real crazy one. Tom is just her pawn.

[@shanemeyer7989]

Of Christina had her way we'd all be drinking warm smoothies and never towel off again.

[@tommynoble9075]

Real mommies have known this for a very long time

[@jaredgott1804]

I think her jeans are a little to tight it's cutting off circulation to her brain

[@drsavage3262]

Truth!

[@joepiersma4768]

She’s a real piece of work. Judging people for aging naturally or something that happened to them when they were a kid. Can’t wait for Toms second wife Melissa Villasenor. The power comedy couple we all want.

[@wsspruell107]

I got my laugh of the year when Tom impersonated Leann Kreischer. My kids were looking at me like I was nuts. I needed that laugh.

[@TheSaak]

William Spruell same here oh my God even as funny as I find this pomcast I almost never laugh out loud when I'm by myself but that had my ROLLING 🤣🤣

[@ericg252]

An urban fan!

[@wsspruell107]

Eric Guerra what does that mean?

[@ericg252]

@@wsspruell107 watch Theo Vons podcast, you'll get it 😁

[@wsspruell107]

Eric Guerra 👌🏾

[@AmericanGwyn]

YMH: 10 YEARS OF HARDCORE FUN!

[@For_The_Watch]

Under Child can’t believe they’ve been going full trottle for 10 years.

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

When you watch zem suffer

[@gumborambo4540]

its hard to think my jeans have been this high and tight for a decade!

[@aaron6084]

I was your 69th like :)

[@oatenweezy]

So if say the R word my post gets deleted? We tar dead?

[@artvandelay1499]

“Robert Paul Champagne just came all over his stomach. And for that reason, I’m Out.”

[@Mike-om4tv]

Deaf Gundark fuck lmao

[@mason5r]

link to video? lol

[@Love-fz9sg]

​@@mason5r Anything on his KZbin channel. Almost all of his videos should be removed. :S

[@K31R616]

"UGHAGAINOOOOOOGHH..."

[@eddiejohnston4283]

Nice Letterkenny reference

[@nickolasroig7360]

When a new episode goes up I turn into a telescope 🔭

[@jjonah8812]

Get offff💦

[@c.idoubleretiredagentconal3879]

Nickolas Roig IKR IM HOME HERE NOW AND I ALMOST CAME IN FOUR STROKES!

[@Leosalejandro]

What episode/person is the telescope in referenced to? I miss the episode(s) when they discuss it.

[@teecruzer1219]

Awesome comment. I laughed out loud, literally...

[@marcb5594]

I finished this episode in 4 strokes

[@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us]

Why does Christina's fit remind me so much of Spongebob when he had the suds

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

Diego Alvarez omg yes

[@aaron4ism]

🔨🔩

[@HeatherAlicia9109]

Diego Alvarez HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG. How obscure but so accurate.

[@anthonycolon9012]

She has no swag at all

[@-k-b-]

Her eyeball fell out too idk if you saw that part, I was on set though so maybe they edited it out 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@TheFriesandashake]

IM HAVING CHEST PAIN!

[@jmiscstuff8704]

Daymond is a good guest. Really enjoyed this appearance

[@dankestranch8738]

@BoredHub big facts

[@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us]

Daymond was dropping straight jewels on the mommies almost every minute without sounding like a "life coach." Very informational pomcast 💯💯👖👖

[@BobV97]

*I’ve never clicked off of Bertcast so fast! Happy New Year, Mommies!*

[@tom_shredz]

Why would you listen to that fat racist in the first place? Piss on me beat me

[@dakronikles]

Good thing you're tuned back in ! Try it out

[@DougJK]

BigOlBoaner Gaming I know right, he can’t even fit in the camera’s shot because he’s so fat and racist

[@chosenundead3174]

You goddamn right, soowoo brother

[@BobV97]

@@chosenundead3174 *SooWoo my N-word!*

[@imboofingit8684]

Hear me out,, Robert Paul Champagne meets Fed Smoker

[@xironedgex77]

I'm not even sure there's a proto for that

[@mintyfone]

Fishhook Cook doesn’t matter, you didn’t follow it buddy you’re done. I’m wearing a wire.

[@For_The_Watch]

At falcon car warsh?

[@planecrashcorner7283]

No no no, RPC should meet the 4 strokes guy, uncle terry, or the guy who huffs nitrous while giving masturbation advice. Fedsmoker is a serious guy on a mission, he doesn't have time for games.

[@TheFunctioningInsomniac]

Only if FedSmoker tries to fix RPC’s teeth...

[@gOaTcrackalac88]

God damn I love how intelligent and interested in discussing business draymond is. Props to him for coming on this show in particular and being open to answering all these questions. Newfound respect for someone I knew very little about. What a cool dude.

[@gOaTcrackalac88]

Daymond* my bad.

[@TheMusicmak3r]

Christina believing the poster was real killed me

[@sarahmcdevitt6000]

Swear I thought the raging chick in Sprint was Jessica Kirson at first. 😂

[@spyhydro7019]

I've got chest pains from laughing so hard. Took my uber's years looking high an tight with my 2020 vision

[@jackhermes8786]

11:55 2020 debate "Cops are coming lady." Not "thanks for coming lady."

[@omny6686]

Burnt Crystals would not approve of this guest.

[@Darkhare33]

Only a jewish guest would enrage him more.... such a bigoted man

[@hay7501]

Imagine if he was not only black but a homosexual and a Jew, burp would be livid.

[@camwalk7396]

Yeah that Brent Chrysler guy is a racist fat fuck!

[@Neimonster]

@@hay7501 there's only one Jussie Smolett

[@willvr4]

I learned more from Daymond John right now than I did from most of my business professors in college.

[@zachfarnitano3496]

Amen. Also door to door sales will teach you all of that in about 5 months

[@nathanielmarcum2067]

These are the people you should learn from rather than a professor that has nowhere near the amount of success that these people have

[@willvr4]

@@nathanielmarcum2067 Yeah my favorite professors were adjunct night professors who just taught once a week because they were bored and were successful in their actual fields.

[@posdj1363]

I love them so much. Also, someone needs to make a supercut of Christina's dorky ass dancing

[@otto9699]

42:06-42:36 I lost my mind LMAO

[@hillaryg1251]

He says "cops are comin lady"

[@carriefingsolomon]

Hillary G Thank you! I’ve been validated

[@jakrispy3418]

Bert "candy corn teeth" Kreischer

[@SamNicolosiOfficial]

@12:50 He said “cops are coming, lady” not “thanks for coming, lady”

[@a.k.4o]

Can Tom please do some Fed Smoker reenactments

[@Mike-om4tv]

AK 4o bring this shit to the top. He does a great impression

[@randygarbrecht3185]

He's going to need a haircut soon

[@1SacreD1]

Ya gotta get it goin, budddd

[@rashed4034]

It needs to be authentic. As in, pulling your teeth with a broken knife authentic.

[@matthewharvey9829]

Thank God you posted, I almost watched Delia...

[@Mike-om4tv]

Matthew Harvey ugh

[@matthewharvey9829]

@@Mike-om4tv you don't like Delia?

[@sr1308ify]

I started watching True Detective this week, and I had some fucked up nightmares if I watched it too close to bedtime. So the other night I watched an episode of true detective a couple of hours before bed, and followed it with Mostly Stories in the background as I fell asleep in an effort to thwart any nightmares. I had sleep paralysis that night

[@JohnnyDee8008]

Cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff!!!!

[@SL-fx5fm]

After managing a sprint store for many years, that opened some scars.... People be crazy with the damn phones!

[@mattduell3]

S L man I can’t even imagine, considering how much people bitch about their phones and phone service. No one is ever coming in there happy 😂

[@DougJK]

S L I bet it’s because nobody ever reads information on what they’re doing, so when they lose their pictures, they freak out haha Thats why I always read the info and listen to the workers

[@loungewear13]

And phone store managers being pieces of shit doesn't help

[@SL-fx5fm]

@@loungewear13 what an ignorant thing to say. Good luck with the being stupid thing you've got going on.

[@rymak1403]

Burnt krystals teeth is the only part of his body that likes to mix colors

[@threetwosev]

I love the teeth segment on Burnt, especially after this whole thing about the main mommy ribbing him about his teeth

[@honestinsincerity2270]

It actually made me feel kinda bad for him. And it definitely makes me think Christine is even more of an asshole

[@cam201040]

@@honestinsincerity2270 She obviously didn't know it was such a sore spot for him because even Tom didn't know.

[@FooMantis]

@@honestinsincerity2270 Yeah, made me feel almost as violent and angry as the rage she masks over.

[@For_The_Watch]

That’s how we do it out here at falcon car warsh

[@Hairofthedog666]

Probably just me but... But when the cam on the Sprint store vid pans down and stops....I see a blade and a blue straw🤣👃

[@a.k.4o]

No I saw it to and I was waiting for someone to bring it up

[@Hairofthedog666]

@@a.k.4o fuck yeah!😂

[@talkingmoney4499]

I want to be able to hear the laughing in the background from blueban and the crew ...it adds so much greatness. To the show

[@chrisa5737]

When Tom tries to imitate his dad, it sounds like Heath Ledger's Joker.

[@hx5061]

Dude yes. Thanks for pointing this out. Killed me on the 2nd go around

[@Th3Downz]

Sounds like Everybody's Dad from the Ten Minute Podcast

[@AH-yu2pi]

Tom's voice sounds the same as his dad's more and more each episode.

[@scabbynack]

So glad I saw the new 2 Bears 1 Cave before this episode once I got to the segment on Bert's teeth

[@BergerFett]

The closing song is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

[@evanabbott2737]

I love people’s creativity with the content...😂

[@al4385]

This is the best YMH episode to date. Knocked it out of the park, used your telekineses to bring the ball back, and then knocked it back out of the park again.

[@ashleysartattack5600]

I really need someone to make a song now of, “When you’re feathering it brother!”

[@jessejohnson8562]

Daymond is more funny than some comedians that have been on.

[@ceppy]

The "Lemme get in ya" guy is definitely from Louisiana somewhere.

[@Gcrimiel1]

ceppy definitely 😂😂

[@VIDS3687]

Baayyyyybay!

[@chimbertocaviglia6919]

Ay ay aaaay!!!

[@dre_area_5106]

Anyone know who this dude is

[@ivangotyokes]

Daymond is so real. It's refreshing to hear him talk about successes and failures.

[@sonofskye]

Great episode to kick the year off with main mommies. The guests reactions to the cool guys were so high and tight.

[@MichaelTheChairman]

“There’s a lot of diversity in Bert’s mouth...” That can mean a lot of things Tom...

[@DanteZzZ]

Not really, since Burnt's racist.

[@breadlytoasted]

Not when you're talking about a massive racist like bert

[@arrowsmith8977]

I’m having chest pain!

[@lillinsey100]

daymond is truly a class act!! he had answers to every question and gave them with tact, and professionalism.

[@nicholascarson2554]

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone over at Your Mom's House! No matter what's going on in my life I can always count on you guys to make me laugh and help get me through the day! Thank you guys so much! And Happy New Year to all of you! I hope y'all have an amazing 2020!

[@aaron4ism]

I went hardcore telescope 🔭 My jeans are still so damn high and tight that the "waist band" is making me feel like I'm having chest pains! 💯

[@yanomanches1375]

Really enjoy these guests that share knowledge 💪🏻

[@howardlloyd9183]

That was epic. Especially the last 5 seconds. Lol so funny.

[@logandurant9025]

Had such a rough day this is the only thing making laugh and not wanna quit thanks guys!

[@racheverday9214]

❤ is when Tom plays a drop & looks for Christina's reaction

[@chrisdever]

Absolutely amaze. Her ChoMo/ChiMo thought came into my head the same exact time.

[@Rehd66]

Cmon Tom, that joke you threw away about Burt's teeth being just like a new diverse sitcom was badass. Keep that stuff man

[@c4sken]

Never really a fan of Daymond but really enjoyed him and his candid responses to the vids. Excellent guest.

[@alexb0604]

Christine how many times are you gunna interrupt king tom 😂😂

[@danielrios8728]

Amen!

[@ericmilton2324]

Is no one gonna mention the razor blade on the desk at the end of the phone pictures video

[@MrKpowers55]

Eric Milton I was thinking the same... these Sprint employees choppin fat lines at work. That can’t be proto bud!

[@marshalledmundson4851]

I listened to this podcast driving to Florida from Texas. I love you both for what you contribute to my life. Y'all are always able to distract me from anything and make me laugh when I need it. Keep them jeans tight 😉

[@meplusthreelkkp]

I’ve haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!! Just the mommy’s is the best! Can we talk about toms impressions?! All of them is soo good!!

[@kneesovertoes]

Robert Paul Champagne = Joker Tom Segura = Murray Franklin

[@a.k.4o]

I thought RPC was going to murder, sodomize, and eat Dr. Drew. In that order

[@electthelambda]

How about another video, Tom-mayy?

[@penningtonlovesyou]

Christmastina wearing the same thing twice is a mood I vibe with Can’t wait to meet and greet those mushy purps in pouston

[@waaavycrocket]

True varsity mom move

[@penningtonlovesyou]

Phantom Alpha Tina is just cold on the inside I guess

[@For_The_Watch]

Phantom Alpha have you ever had a girlfriend?

[@For_The_Watch]

Phantom Alpha they’re all cold all the time.

[@gmaccormack420]

Report back and tell us how them big tits fart in real life

[@tickytacky8078]

Just watched 'Countdown'. Super rad movie with awesome cameo of Christina and Tom as a supporting role!

[@redz215]

One of the funniest episodes ever 👍🏻🤣🤣 he said ( broken spirit) 😂😂 I’m lmfao.

[@kathleenalba3368]

Someone should tell Tom and Christine to watch “don’t fuck with cats” I would LOVE to see them react

[@___blaggard999___8]

I just watched it yesterday and it's fucking weird but so interesting.

[@AM-dd5tg]

Why does Toms impression of his dad sound like Heath Ledger as the Joker?

[@mtrav1]

haha someone else said this above

[@CK-bd8tj]

Mike Traversy probably because one of them copied the other

[@robertthegamecat9548]

Christina's dancing was super good! When she plays air guitar, but holds it high like it's actually an air violin. Phenomenal.

[@XxXK1ll3dXxX]

this is such a good episode!! thanks guys keep the jeans tight

[@zakkbeckettt]

We up outta here... whoooo!!!!

[@2Peache]

First fat shamed, now Burnt will get dental shamed.

[@bback4072]

Tom’s impression of RPC ordering wine at the restaurant is so fucking hilarious

[@seanmoreira3614]

The both of them are to perfectly made for each other... it gives me hope 🙌🏼

[@Timmichanga361]

😂😂😂😂 I thought some guy on a tablet was just standing there too

[@D3LTAMAST3R]

We need to send Tom audio clips to play for Christina at night XD

[@austinarnold155]

Slick stuff...neat stuff

[@RBN406]

I'm so glad that Daymond leaned into it and joked around on a comedy podcast. His comments about kidnapping had me dying

[@madelinem1578]

Awwww I love when Christina wears bright colors it’s so cute

[@TheCl0ckMan]

Christina definitely deserved the murderous rage for interrupting lol

[@Sean-rh9kp]

And Tom deserves the rworded thing she ended up pointing out lmao

[@au8329]

As a self proclaimed meme-lord I would really appreciate a channel w/ just the clips that you show. Especially “Ayye-yaye yaye” guy, and Fed smoker.

[@ebz3001]

26:41 - Why is this so incredibly funny? I'm damn near suffocating but couldn't tell you why I'm laughing to save my life.

[@seabass9043]

I feel like all day at their house is just them doing impressions of cool guys from the show. Tim is getting really good at RPC

[@jamesmason7979]

It looks like Bert has been going to Fed Smoker for his dental work.

[@randygarbrecht3185]

He won't do haircuts cause you gotta do that shit yourself

[@Spongekelp]

10:24 The opening clip is Joey Diaz as a woman

[@utlonghorn86]

She's definitely from New Jersey lol

[@strangerinthealps5874]

"Spectrum of Tok" Nu-Pop Synth Metal band P.s. Nadev, you and the booth fucking rock! Thanks to you guys for doing all you do for us!

[@javierhueck7465]

Lol at the coke razor at the end of the crazy phone lady clip

[@JoeDeRosasMainDitch]

Christina's reasoning for saying "Merry Christmas" is super intelligent.

[@stripesthehalfy]

She doesn't wanna have to calculate. I have to do trig in my head when I say "Happy holidays" to someone

[@GymAndSun]

It’s okay Push, thought those were real people on the signage too lol. Was kinda focused on the crazy woman

[@herpallday1284]

You’re not Bert. You can’t call her push.

[@manasseh36]

I love the We're Here To Help sign above crazy lady

[@andrewwhite1305]

I Love YMH so much, I'm going back to watch all the episodes I missed.

[@planecrashcorner7283]

Fedsmoker is my favorite cool guy so far chomo

[@DekkarJr]

Ive been using his techniques to take my molars out one by one :D

[@planecrashcorner7283]

@@DekkarJr dont forget to wipe the dog food off your hook knife with some pepsi maybe

[@brjohnboy307]

"...Not 3 no more?..." Tremendous.

[@MrLukecpitre]

Water chugging shots/edits are on point.

[@laurynjoyce]

❤️❤️Thank you for having FUBU’s creator on your show! Daymond John !!!

[@kenv7812]

This is the best podcast love it.

[@cudpast]

Uploaded right at 12. I like that.

[@hawk1519]

Purp Fiction every week! Never a Wednesday without my mommies

[@Stbuster31]

i like how its a dialogue not a monologue

[@alexcoro]

This was amazing. Very thoughtful questions, and still funny AF. Gracias por el contenido de calidad.

[@WIll-Notzs]

The way the main mommy's sweater pups wiggle brings me up, but the way she drinks water brings me down.

[@francescobiancamano4799]

i can't believe you showed him the clips 😅😅

[@erikch5752]

Looking forward to fed smoker merch brother

[@CurtMudgeon]

I just wheelized that Wheeler Walker Jr. is a perfect hybrid of Tom crossed with Garth while lookin at that there compact disc cover behind Christina.

[@gubgub4321]

One of the best YMH episodes I've ever seen.