Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 543 w/ Bert Kreischer

[@glassboxfish]

My favorite part of Bert’s new special is his 20 minute rant about how the Jews are the real enemy, the blacks are just a distraction

[@shawnmcvey7789]

I loved when he claimed that racism is just "The lesser people being jealous".

[@larurentius]

Was that before or after he read out "the protocols of the Elders of Zion" in it's entirety?

[@pirkkala]

cant forget when he ranted about muslims in the middle of it!

[@T00MuchFreeTime]

I was worried it would be like that... Definelty won't watch now

[@ryn3422]

He also said diversity just means less white people

[@BDGMed]

“Don’t you hate when broads start acting up? They’re all ‘I read a book’” 🤣 had my dying

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Same here...... and it's true!

[@benjaminrhodes9611]

If I ever have an Asian daughter, I'm naming her Twang. RIP Conald.

[@iamthefuss934]

Benjamin Rhodes oh wow totally a good one.

[@aboveaxis]

@@neverlistentome fuckin LOL

[@collinjack1511]

I already missed my chance, gave her a boring American name

[@stellarscrubj]

I'm naming my golden retriever pup Conald

[@pdubzpyro]

Benjamin Rhodes RIP? Man, some of this is getting out of hand. Of course you should be joking... but some people will take that to heart- now you are compatible to an ignorant Guevara/Manson lover.

[@audiobookemperor]

Bert is a rich dude living like he has no dental insurance

[@orenthalsimpson]

When is Corey Taylor going to be on the show? Can't believe he's a mommy

[@conor7187]

Id love to see him on here.

[@Therealgilmoregurl]

My thoughts exactly!!!

[@ltws6657]

I want to see that happen so bad

[@nallle]

Would love it, he probably has so much fucked up shit happened to him with all the drugs he have done.

[@pdubzpyro]

Orenthal Simpson I had no clue!

[@dmanm85]

An idea for potter's scene could be, a sexy hairdresser that is grooming his shoulder hair and then she starts to take advantage of him.

[@anchorbubba]

She starts pulling on it while she dominates him

[@michaelnorman9441]

Yes. This!

[@VideoNozoki]

Josh: "So how did you get into hairdressing?" Her: "Oh, I've just ALWAYS had an obsession with hair. I just love how it feels running my fingers through it..." "even the hair on a guy's chest or legs, it drives me wild, love it." Josh: "Really?!? I've always had a complex about the hair on my shoulders..." Her: "Really?!! Oh I've never had a man like that yet. Can I see it, is it thick like... Oh my!!"

[@rayparibello]

Is anyone else feeling hot all of a sudden?

[@dmanm85]

@@VideoNozoki something along those lines lmao

[@lukereyalp3068]

So berts special, really is him just reading mein kampf. I didn't believe it at first

[@freddymeisner]

Luke Reyalp I was really turned off by the red armband... weird style choice. Cool line pattern on it tho, wonder what it means

[@lukereyalp3068]

@@freddymeisner I don't know but those boots with the trousers tucked in was a superb fashion choice

[@jonlamontagne]

HE DOESN"T JUST READ IT HE ALSO ACTS IT OUT WITH HIS OWN THEATRICAL INTERPRETATION!!!!

[@lukereyalp3068]

@@jonlamontagne Now that's a special

[@jonlamontagne]

@@lukereyalp3068 thing is I can actually picture him doing it! No shirt and all!

[@Blooberry128]

I can’t believe Burnt admitted to choreographing Ari’s Kobe video

[@VideoNozoki]

"The people who watch this podcast are the worst, horrible people." - Burnt Chrysler

[@Mark_Bayer]

VideoNozoki burp grizzler

[@user-xj2sm3xd5l]

I think kristina is worse than any of us viewers

[@erikch5752]

I've grown to like Barts comedy, even though he hates the color of my skin.

[@trenthessing8064]

I'm sorry black erik

[@pdubzpyro]

As long as you’re at least the complexion of a Tito’s and coke, you’ll be fine.

[@erikch5752]

Nice, no burning cross on my lawn then 😁

[@kamdaddypurp3341]

erik ch lmao

[@TBAYMenace]

@@trenthessing8064 lmfao "black erik"

[@lazylion420]

"I'M HAVIN CHEST PAINS" - Bert

[@shoonger001]

lmao

[@EternalResonance]

Im sure its from all the racism overflowing

[@MsSovereignJoy]

And I can’t breafff

[@MrMolen]

cmz8706 hahaha

[@jasminemason1174]

It's from the acid reflux he was talking about before. All the burping etc

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

Hey look it's a guest that actually has chest pains regularly

[@johnpeterson2335]

The meth tribe lol

[@ryanlankford8634]

Those bipolar meds dont do your heart any favors aka alcohol.

[@iamthefuss934]

Ryan Lankford what? What is alcohol also known as? English much?

[@lerpalerp4357]

IAMTHEFUSS bipolar meds player. Try and keep up before ya say some shit

[@Poseidon650]

Tom, I don't know how to express this, but I'll try. I normally enjoy your podcast just fine, but THIS ONE hit the spot. This was perfect timing. Thank you T&P.

[@victoriabowman8411]

Why is Nadav dressed for his bar mitzvah

[@gregaaron89]

He’s just featherin it

[@gsxrfixer6985]

Tom you have become my 1. favorite and the funniest comedian I ever known. Thank you and you're wife for making days amazing and full of laughter. Love you mommies

[@Bravebaker]

We need a shirt saying “Whole White Baby”

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

*”Look at these white people”*

[@nv3831]

"scuse me"

[@cool_guy5905]

"...on da fizgeroll highway bruh" hahaha

[@Untamedlobster69420]

Corey Taylor and YMH. The crossover we never knew we needed.

[@fonz1289]

He needs to be on the show

[@Therealgilmoregurl]

Well I, for one, have been fantasizing about this since I was 3

[@pdubzpyro]

When did they speak of him? Time stamp please? I always move back and forward through these

[@pdubzpyro]

41:38 it is mentioned

[@Adri_drinks_wtr2]

We dont need that. Corey taylor is a douchebag

[@vgorp3849]

Here's the scene: Potter is an old hairy man that's got 90 days to marry the love of his life from South America. He puts mayonnaise in his shoulder hair to look younger and then the girl walks in and sees him. At first, he's embarrassed but then she says remarks how hot and young he looks with hairy mayonnaise shoulders and the scene unfolds from there. You should also reach out to the guy from 90 Day Fiance for a cameo if possible.

[@wasteland6961]

Hey Tom and Christina, Braydon here. Not a traditional spelling, or very common, but definitely a name that exists in the world. Love the show this moment is amazing for me.

[@josephfragomeni]

Omg Corey Taylor needs to be on the show!! He would be an amazing YMH guest!!!

[@purevocals510]

I liked burnt chryslers netflix special it was JUST RACIST ENOUGH for me

[@theflowerhead]

👌

[@jakeblo4]

Burnt KKKresler is a god

[@cornjobb]

it's so funny that you replace his name with a "funny" one every time. so funny. every time. every single one.

[@brendanwoodley7567]

@@cornjobb Brent Crystals is my favourite racist comedian

[@gonzodelphiki2083]

@@cornjobb Brent Christian slides right into that racist, high and tight sweetspot! "Hey Big Boy" is racist slang against black men! Calling an African-American "boy"? Terrible... Just terrible!

[@shermangraves6715]

Oh my Lord, did anyone else get chills when Bert stood up, and yelled; "Long live Sacred Germany!"?

[@HyperintelligentViralSpider]

it was weird when the last thing he said on his special was EIN LAND, EIN VOLK, EIN REICH

[@shumevkyo422]

I liked when he said “Long live the white race, We must secure the white race for generations to come. The black sun will rise resist racial eclipse”

[@davel5120]

Lol you guys no way to much about white supremacy 😂

[@thesmokinogre]

@@davel5120 know it? Berts giving a seminar at the Honda center this week

[@davel5120]

TheSmokinOgre that’s not as bad as that time Bert denied the holocaust even existed on an interview on why he supports showering with other people’s children

[@BrandonGiordano]

Even FedSmoker has standards. Even he doesn't want to be racist

[@almostahero2]

Bart could learn a thing or two

[@alexjohnson5512]

This is what is needed in this time of global pandemic. Brown talk and fed smoker replays. Thank you T Bunz & Water Champ.

[@brulesrules1543]

This ep is so good! I’ve never seen those 3 together. There friendship with each other is so pure. All segments are so funny! Thanks YMH!

[@Crumpocalypse]

That part in Bert’s special where he got drunk and started yelling about the Jews really bothered me, but the rest was great!

[@madgreek253]

Yeah I tried watching it last night and turned it off in less than 5 min. Absolutely cringe worthy.

[@IsLifeaStage]

The rest? You mean the credits?

[@ejhqqtetjha]

Which special? It's hard to keep track of his rants.

[@zenborungolf]

@@madgreek253 ditto!!!!

[@avidlyathena]

@@ejhqqtetjha I believe he has a brand new special on Netflix called "Hey Big Boy"

[@kevinl3254]

Brent was really trying not to call Enny a big word the whole time.

[@lostinsauce4515]

I think he did, it's just edited out

[@PatGturdgangofficial]

Leanne and Burt’s NRE with the sexy black trainer makes me so happy

[@cbm3]

I love that Burt saying "THE NEO NAZIS NEED TO STEP UP THEIR GAME!" is now in the YMH clip library.

[@Vip3rC4in0022]

1:24:30 lmao “broads” 😂😂 and the reaction from Christina is EXACTLY what he was looking for

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

I just wanted to say (and I’m sure countless mommies feel the same) that this podcast really brightens up my week :) y’all are the best, thanks for making me laugh every day.

[@robertwarner318]

"You look like a twang". Miss you fed smoker

[@mattc9364]

If you look closely into Bert's eyes you can see burning crosses.

[@memorama66]

I spit out my coffee when Josh said Christine has to watch 😂

[@brianjean6438]

Me: :( Christina: *snorts while laughing* me: :)

[@nicholasmaher843]

I actually can't wait to see Bert's new Netflix hour. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN BROTHER!

[@AT-5000_Autodialer]

Soon

[@penniewyatt9391]

It’s already out.

[@englishmike1800]

The part where he burned a lower case t was great and I love how he wore that pillow case looking hoof.

[@ultranitro437]

Im surprised Tom never adressed the fact that he is wearing purple lipstick in his new special. Joe even brought it up and said I told you so.

[@diktwist1459]

Looked like that dude from devils rejects

[@curlytalks25]

I think he said the editors messed up on the coloring which gave him red lips so Netflix took it down to recolor the trailer and make sure the special is colored correctly

[@memorama66]

I saw it on the gram and was so confused. I need more context

[@danielflinchum4559]

I’m sorry to sound sappy. But I just lost my job because of the restrictions. I was in such a bad place the podcast you and Bert have put out have seriously helped me. Thank you

[@boofert.washington2499]

What was your job?

[@ayeaye2295]

Unemployment is paying out. Cash out and enjoy the time off.

[@madgreek253]

Keep featherin ot and maybe you can get your chomo job back and get that baby raper stamp you were working towards. Thats all a joke if you didnt get it. Hope you find work soon. Stay safe brother.

[@DaMazeRunnr]

Trump gonna shell out some bread soon you'll be fine bb

[@CashensPowerwashing]

What was your job?

[@johnrobichaud1983]

1:27:56 the way Christina's face lights up when she finds our it's a black guy 🤣 and Tom's impression at 2:17:31

[@Ally.Cat.252]

Bert: “it’s the skinniest I’ve been it was after sober October” from memory he lost no weight lol

[@CadChamberlain]

I was watching "Hey Big Boy" and had to turn it off half way through. Bert Crumbles wouldn't stop saying the n word.

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

It's crazy, the last ten minutes is just unedited footage from 9/11

[@Voo504Doo]

I actually had to turn it off halfway through TOO long winded with a lack of funny punchlines was putting me to sleep man he excels on podcasts and first specials were good this one sucked

[@schmo2109]

VooDoo Wiz uhhh same 😬😔

[@brandonboyce4180]

@@Voo504Doo I was actually on the same page until the last 20 minutes. It was a chuckle every here and there until the last 20, then I was dying laughing, and I've never liked any of his standup before

[@Therealgilmoregurl]

@@Voo504Doo you missed the joke bud

[@johanjohanberg5672]

Tom: They're just like normal dude loads. Christina: Now hold on..

[@JB-hy6cn]

Takes Featherin It to a new level....

[@vanwilhelm613]

Last time I was this early someone called me an accuser of the brethren

[@lola123pink]

*UPDATE: Bert ate bacon on his instagram story on March 20*

[@Mr_Jish]

Then followed it up with swordfish and a 15lb brisket for dinner. "Easy peasy" turned into "I made it about 19 hours" 🤣 Mickey Mantle gene doesn't help with being fat, Brent.

[@BajaBlast2003]

A guy named Caden just told me about this podcast and I clicked on this episode.😂 I have classmates named Caden, Brayden, Jaden, Aydan and my name is Bladen.🤣🤣

[@FooMantis]

Dude, I had no idea Corey T was a mommy. They so need to have him on.

[@rrrico]

That would be amaze!

[@genemorris3rd]

Please!!! Corey on YMH!!!

[@wokesherman2713]

Y'all know this guy likes to burn lowercase t's in people's yards.

[@finessum2timez]

Who.....???

[@andrewsparks1795]

Jeek dasneak burnt Chrysler

[@collinjack1511]

T? Tuh tuh, time to leave?

[@Voo504Doo]

Chris Jjjj wtf does this mean

[@finessum2timez]

@@Voo504Doo Apparently trying to call Bert a racist.?

[@TGJoeyT]

Compliment Bert: Bert, your special was the 4th or 5th best one you've done.

[@ENCrook]

Breaks my heart that Bert doesn’t know about Leanne and her trainer yet

[@georgespirtos5316]

Not knowing that El Torito means little bull is so funny to me. That's like people not realizing that the word "burrito" means little donkey. Hahah

[@fartsmckool8897]

Definitely need Corey on as a guest now!

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Remember when Bert tried to play stupid and act like he didn’t know the KKK was still a thing? Nice try chomo!

[@venumus]

didnt follow proto

[@mathewcox9371]

Christina’s got that New Rap Energy

[@iskatearound]

How did she not know what 99 problems is about. Did she not listen past the first hook?

[@belligerent19]

Potter having that Green Bay Packers poster in the background

[@lillianmrie9249]

Christina saying Fans Only 😂 I’m a fellow jeans with a Fans Only account 🤣

[@dirkbowman946]

This is a blessing in the skies

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

It's really a head of the curb.

[@michaelpipkin9942]

It's Intel lecture ally a cum in dating, too.

[@rylinmurphy2538]

Watched Burnt's special last night. My wife and I were in tears.

[@IsaiahKeiser]

Rylin Murphy Me too, thought it was kinda harsh when he trashed Martin Luther King Jr. for 15 minutes

[@michaelaguirre8978]

Was it sad? :(

[@rylinmurphy2538]

@@IsaiahKeiser and then straight into why he thinks Hitler should have won.

[@pirkkala]

@@rylinmurphy2538 I cant believe he followed it up with 10 mins of jokes about how 9/11 wasnt real

[@T00MuchFreeTime]

Because of all the racism?

[@ryn3422]

I liked the part when Bert yelled “we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children”

[@user-xl1it1jq8t]

The fart riche

[@nicholasblake9005]

I bet part of Brent's drinking problem has to do with his oral pain.

[@D3athangel1]

And then vice versa

[@n8cabbage49]

There's clearly only one way to do the Josh scene. The massage therapist is rubbing Josh's shoulders, and he tells her to put more oil on there because she's pulling the hairs, but she's all out of oil. So she asks Josh's friends to help out, and a whole bunch of dude's walk in and shoot some "oil" on his shoulders for her and she rubs it all in.

[@AB-ee5tb]

N8 Cabbage 😂😂😂

[@emily-zx3el]

Didn't realize Fed Smoker knew the Asian reporter from Family Guy *tricia takanawa

[@jordandavis6635]

A local anchor in Minneapolis sounds almost exactly like her from Family Guy!

[@emily-zx3el]

*miniappletits

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

I’ve been waiting so long for them to discover this clip 😂 sent it to them three times already

[@niteshade8546]

"Tom, I'm standing here with a man who is going to teach me to "feather it, brother." We will see if I am able to follow proto".

[@guitjolin]

@@emily-zx3el miniasspolice

[@mrgreen3002]

If you're gunna cough, leave the room.

[@johnnyblazze473]

Nicholas Rasmussen I was waiting for that drop 😂 opportunity missed

[@AM-dd5tg]

Even Burt's eyes have a gut

[@jeremewilson4690]

Actually mommies caiden is an old Irish name that means "ground fighter" according to my extensive research. That's why I gave that name to all 3 of my sons.

[@pauliseri935]

Josh Potter should be the spokesman for "Head & Shoulders

[@dietermertens7114]

Bert and Tom really should devise some unique way to tour or perform together: "2 bears 1 tour"

[@tryitout-701]

Dieter Mertens they don’t want to split the ticket money.

[@plumber1192]

@@tryitout-701 If you watched yesterdays TFATK Berty boy said they have different agents and they dont like each other

[@jamesmason7979]

"Do you like your life, Garth?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CRAG710]

Blueban should be present while shooting the scene with Josh, so we have his laughter constantly in the background.

[@deadstellarengine]

Its common for Grand Wizards to take a very "country wife", ya know...to keep the bloodline pure

[@tylerbailey835]

1:37:37 lmao, this fucking killed me. I can't stop looping the devastation in Bert's eyes haha "Mark-ball-wark-walg-wa-walberg." "Oh my god. That makes me want to quit drinking."

[@aikymkad]

There should be a compilation of Tom introducing Bert

[@JamesBuggemo]

Dude, if Conald was in his 20's, he's a cautionary tale of feathering *too* much.

[@King_of_Apathy]

James Buggemo no such thing as too much feathering brother.

[@WordoftheElderGods]

Just be sure to follow proto.

[@kieran8720]

Feathering only goes one way. There can never be enough

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

His arrest warrant says he’s 43. I’m bummed out too

[@N8DulcimerOld]

He was saying their friend Braden is in his 20s I think

[@lanceslarock]

Did they really just gloss over the fact that Bert thinks getting a vasectomy means he won't be able to come anymore?

[@Tehcarp]

Well when he started burning gospel song books and screaming in german anyone would get distracted.

[@jamesmohr2886]

He mentioned it twice

[@the_comedycritic6066]

The more I listen to Bert the more I realize how lucky he is to have this career because he is a legit moron.

[@jasminewood395]

@@the_comedycritic6066 I mean... He's one of my favorite idiots ... But yea... Real lucky, I think he's just smart enough that he realizes how lucky he is from time to time

[@boogerpicker8104]

When Crispina say “EEEEIIIIII KNOOOOWWWW” I want to rip my fucking ears off.

[@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind]

41:55, amazing. Happy for Josh.

[@bbimbop9214]

Omg I’ve been waiting for what feels like years for them to discuss twang vs fedsmoker

[@AmericanGwyn]

Oh, great: it’s Klan Rally Kreischer.

[@Pecotrain]

I'm in the parking lot of CVS listening to this.

[@AltShiftRivers]

Shout out from Birmingham. We do love you here 😂😂

[@HawaiianPunch557]

We really do love him here!

[@efreinshtick]

Bert is great and you two are so cruel and I love it. That's what keep me tuning in. Love the mommies!!!!

[@onedumbpollock6789]

Lmao you should definitely cut to random people’s faces in the intro song more often lololol

[@random_tantrum]

That was not even a cemetery, it is the demo lot for a company that makes tombstones. You're fired bud.

[@iwannabluepartyhat]

Shoulda followed proto

[@cool_guy5905]

hahaha buddy ur done

[@EvanSaltare]

Bert: I'm busting my ass on the road. Also Bert: We bought all the dough they had at the pizzeria and set fire to a vineyard.

[@TheGrim991]

I know it’s an older pod but hearing my 2 favorite comedians saying War Eagle was awesome.

[@katherineledesma5201]

His comment “imagine the dedication it takes to gain weight with constant mouth pain” hit me in my soul. The fear of the dentist is REAL

[@DevilsAvocado69]

I remember reading in a history book Hitlers mom was Kreischer.

[@tmoneypopnfesh6559]

Burnt Chrysler is really funny, I just wish he wasnt so racist.

[@CashensPowerwashing]

Hes just treading the line of rscism. he's not racist

[@morganrosin9352]

How original with the name, where did you get that from

[@i_amChrisJxmes]

I wish he was funny

[@cybertree]

I know right?! I saw him in Cali recently, and alot of those racial jokes were really pushing the limits. 0_o Like the passion behind them felt too real.

[@tmoneypopnfesh6559]

@@cybertree the anti jew stuff is a little "intense", but yeah, good comedian..

[@matthewrasero2349]

Bert KKKreischer would definitely call every Asian "Twang."

[@jamesharris5156]

1:58:43 oh my bert.. Christina- “We may need to paint our set” Bert- “Darcet?”

[@loganosterman8314]

When Christine said my name I turned into a telescope

[@Raven09696]

The off screen cackle... 🤣😂

[@Alexander87oclock]

Is it me or does it look like brent crystals is holding a cigarette in the thumbnail?

[@gonzodelphiki2083]

First thing I noticed also. Had to do a double take.

[@battyb3080]

I thought so too!

[@dbsub9]

During the show too! There were a couple of moments it looked like he was holding one 😆 so glad I’m not the only one

[@Stbuster31]

He started smoking. See 2 bears ep two ago

[@adippinghippo]

Wait... Does Christina realize every name is made up? Like every one. Every name ever is made up

[@RLybarger1986]

This is one of those little realities that you feel stupid for not realizing sooner.

[@underthetrees4780]

She gets more annoying every week.

[@ghoulsarefree]

my name isn't made up, it's an original

[@iamthefuss934]

She’s not tht smart

[@iamthefuss934]

fart sucker I can’t even watch anymore. This is the second time in months. Watched tony recwntly and now Bert. We’ll see. She’s already sjw status barely in

[@GWhiizz]

I once saw a black lady ask Bert to kiss her baby and he said “ew no thanks”

[@BCS1105]

I love how small of a joke the whole Bert racism thing was originally and now it’s fucking everywhere! 😂

[@Hmglassworks]

THEY REALLY SAID "poor twang" 😂😂😭

[@CoffeeAndPaul]

"butt-ass-trophe" should now be in the Mommy Lexicon.

[@EternalResonance]

link to music video since these NON PROTO Following chomos didn't fkn put a link!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/ep6uimyjnJt5opo

[@powk3444]

"I have to pull it out of a sheath"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@1Challino]

I can't imagine having a conversation with my best friend and having my wife be so involved in it

[@BranceCrantly]

I think this is one of the funniest YMH's ever. I've been having to take laugh breaks. Pause video. Finish laughing. Calm down. Crack-up again. Unpause.

[@OccuBot2011]

“I’m real.” - Brayden Alexander, 2020

[@smokeboi123]

Fuckin dying 😭😂 I have a nephew named Kaden 😂