Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 555

[@ZacUno]

Christina: Let's call Charro and see... Me: SHE'S PLAYING BRIDGE!!!

[@PageShearling]

AND SHE CAN'T PAUSE, TOMMY

[@patthompson4535]

@@PageShearling ITS ON LINE YAKNOW

[@thestraydog]

SORRY BUDDY, SHE CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE. SHE'S PLAYING BRIDGE.

[@Scagtatious]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tylerhoelscher374]

"You can say one thing to your son"

[@thewalkinglatte3971]

RPC sounds like Bert on two bears anytime he suddenly gets an idea.

[@x...CrankyOldMan...x]

no fucking kidding... holy shit thats funny.

[@seamusmooney1308]

Too accurate lol

[@MrRAYKJ]

Lmao especially if you play it on 1.5x speed

[@AmbientMike]

yeah but RPC is rac....wait were not doing that joke...well RPC doesnt smell bad....well,hmm...

[@eg0nmaker]

100 percent!

[@vinnyt3337]

Tom’s impression of his dad turns into fedsmoker the longer he does it

[@slicedbread5692]

-dad i murdered somebody -thats great buddy -Are you listening to me? -yeah im playing chess buddy

[@Fern0422]

RPC's tongue clearly got caught between his teeth, that's why he couldn't see what he was saying

[@Okojscreech]

Caleb S do u think he was alive for the ecoil-eeki- eciyla...ecoli oatbrite?

[@jeffboyd8139]

@@Okojscreech ecoli oatbrite has become part of my every day vocab

[@mistermasterful3556]

40:38 is that John Daley's Brother or is it John Daley with a beard???

[@billywelch8047]

RPC putting that stimulus check to good use hiring a producer.

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Not trashing the production value, but I imagine he has some of that $1200 left over.

[@zankfrappe5145]

Not just any producer... JIZZBAN

[@montyjackson69]

@@ZMB-on5ub or $2400 if he had someone living there free with a lease and key.

[@erdnasiul87]

He put good use at the STIMULUS part...

[@chrism45]

I wonder if whoever's helping him is scamming him, we all know he didn't set up the paypal for the onlyfans.

[@briansavage932]

I'm trying to eat my lunch in a KFC parking lot and I'm getting looks because RPC's orgasms are much louder than the rest of this episodes audio.

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Looks of approval I hope. Sometimes the unwashed masses get it right.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Was just on my porch with this on and had to FF to hahaha

[@boobookittyfk8747]

Yeah I had to quit eating when rpc came on but picking husband up from work with the windows down was a mistake.

[@Beunibster]

Just say out loud "I'll have what he's having"

[@TiredNout]

AHHHHHWWW!!! GET OWWWWWFFF!!

[@markus7550]

**someone has serious mental issues** "If you think we're gonna promote this on this show...you're right" -Tom Segura

[@El_Wanderer91]

*-Tom "I love seeing the fear in people's faces" Segura

[@djathcsgl]

I know a lot of Tom's persona on here is a joke, like the bit between him and native. But sometimes the line between bits and reality is blurred and I love eet

[@DookieJuice1111]

🤣

[@davyjones2994]

“Trying to heal”

[@georgimihalkov4781]

The solo YMH shows are the best thing in the entertainment business!

[@Inmotionplays]

Tom’s impression of his dad makes me laugh every time lol

[@breathlessinbedvlogs]

heeey buddy!

[@slicedbread5692]

Hey dad i murdered somebody... Thats great buddy... Are you listening to me?? Yeah im playin chess buddy

[@almightysosa3007]

You guys need to get RPC to do an ad read. He’s got that 45 days sober Bert sound to him.

[@brentharden6672]

I was just scrolling to see if anyone else made the same connection as me. RPC vs Bert

[@Beunibster]

@@brentharden6672 Future YMH Wrestling League match for sure

[@ysavelacorral6491]

Let’s call Top Dog! Top Dog: “Hiya Buddy” 😂😂

[@idab6864]

Tom sounds so much like top dog as each day passes. He has a total topdog laugh. It's crazy that he's not 55 years old

[@kaan9778]

Hey Ysavela, do you like fish or meat?

[@michaeloftaoism]

@@kaan9778 salt or pepper?

[@slicedbread5692]

@@kaan9778 mi pistola carne

[@tylerchatell1491]

Why does Burt smell so bad? So blind people can hate him too

[@KwanHopkins]

You're giving him too much credit 😂

[@dcotter2962]

Q

[@tylorletz1256]

ya i dont like him...at all

[@sarahcarr5275]

2 dislikes when it dropped 5 minutes ago and you couldn't possibly have watched it all? Someone needs to get milked

[@sethsnyder2325]

Low and loose, some people just don’t know how to follow proto

[@stoneraleks]

Redbar and his sidekick lol

[@rancidrylan5460]

Probably cause of the 3 ads at the beginning

[@coltzee1]

Looks like you are the women for me...

[@benflyt9827]

I once accidentally disliked a video. I milked myself and hit like

[@gooseravenscroft4316]

RPC looks like Joe Exotic and sounds like Mike Tyson

[@djordan22]

Underrated assessment

[@xgreenus]

This is art 👌🏻

[@slicedbread5692]

He looks like Magnum PI and Tom Cruise's character from Tropic Thunder had a baby

[@aaronmaxim]

Teddy lyons.....nailed it. Youre a God amongst men.

[@aaronmaxim]

@@slicedbread5692 well, now im hard..... thanks alot Bryan

[@dexsta400]

Where's 👏 My 👏 Charo 👏 Mug 👏

[@zankfrappe5145]

This.

[@looneygoon4007]

This episode has everything. RPC cumming in person, the Almighty Fed Smoker, Toms Top Dog impression, and a “Hey Buddy” from Top Dog himself!

[@NvrLucky43]

I love how stoked RPC is, he really found his calling.

[@karennorris8721]

I demand a photo of Top Dog and Charo from when they were dating.

[@PearceVaughn]

charo definitely had some nuclear knockers on her at 28

[@juliaserwatka3342]

Where is the Charo mug?!

[@joelhahn1020]

I bet Buns is hella jealous of that sick necklace that RPC is rockin.

[@HighFeeline]

As a woman I love the way Christine loves and looks at her man! Such a Queen openly loving her King and I think it’s beautiful🥰.

[@aubreyrose4882]

What an amazing way to start my night at work! Thank youuuuu!!!! 🤣🥰 to clear things up, I draw the blood from patients all over the hospital and am very very thankful Tom for the vote!!! And Christina, thank you for standing up for me! Lol you guys are awesome

[@BlakeShake4]

Congratulations!!

[@beazyb]

Congrats. Enjoy the mattress and stay safe!

[@dork401]

My name is Aubrey also, and it was just nice to here their words about you and think "they're talking to me" they said such nice things ❤

[@chriswearsglasses]

Tom and Christine need to get a psychic medium on the podcast to channel Conald’s spirit and finally get to the bottom of his death.

[@Okojscreech]

Chris Mitri omg fr

[@Seth111911191]

like please ymh, solve fed smok's death

[@tocalleachthing]

Tom's impression of his father is A1.

[@Stbuster31]

"great cans Tommy, let me tell you"

[@musicf3b]

So uncomfortable

[@Hptyhop]

I played this video too loud in my garage... the neighbors heard Robert....

[@digitalsalsas]

Been there

[@budruski]

There's just no explaining it right!?

[@slicedbread5692]

You never know who your neighbors really are.. They might come over tomorrow looking to try it out and be best buddies and get in on the pissing and beating expecting a lease and a key

[@johanjohanberg5672]

When is Tom's dad going to be on the show

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

They used to Skype him in all the time, he's in a ton of old episodes, just not in person. Check out episodes 150-300 if you're a newer Mommy!

[@x...CrankyOldMan...x]

for sure... Get Top Dog on the show... I bet every penny I have it will be the funniest show yet.. PS lets stop calling this a podcast, Its a Fucking show.. One of the best shows on KZbin..

[@chrism45]

You need, to wipe down. There used to be a segment on the show that they just played Top Dog calls and it was 99% shit stories.

[@jebjed3998]

When the cheque clears

[@Stbuster31]

you need to wipe down first

[@VictorVanDenBass]

You know its gon be a goodie when it already got demonetized

[@gracefulgoon3190]

How can you tell when it's demonitized ?

[@isaacv0109]

@@gracefulgoon3190 no ad rolls by KZbin

[@zacforrest3055]

That's why they had three Ad reads right at the start.

[@joshdraper5910]

My tongue got caught in my teeth and I could not see what I was saying

[@thesmanbrowne4561]

😂😂😂😂

[@estebanarriaga8201]

I burst out laughing, great comment lmao

[@BobV97]

*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - THE COOL GUY AT **1:45:50** IS LUCAS WERNER FROM SPOKANE, WASHINGTON.*

[@stephencardone]

BobV97 ymh really continues to be a kiwifarms-lite podcast lmao

[@traviswalmsley922]

Please make a shirt they says “use me abuse me and give to charity”

[@dannywilliams3764]

Robert needs to be the leading voice for BLM

[@imuncomfbecuzihavsubsandno4371]

Danny Williams 😂

[@BearBFC]

Tom and Nadav's vibe was for once, actually refreshing.

[@Boodah6811]

I get his frustration it’s a production and Jamie and joe don’t have these set backs......

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Tom clearly loves Native. I've actually spoken to Nadav and Enny and both of them have said they're literally the best possible people to work lol.

[@willycolton]

But a month later, Nadav do bad at the casino and lost 10 k in one night and he possibly wagered all of the YMH episodes on Spotify and episodes 1-329 on KZbin as they’ve all been removed and mommies aren’t too happy about that breach of proto there bud! Yurdun!

[@Stirrrup]

I love Tom's Dad. His Jeans are so High and Tight, you can hear it in his voice.

[@DarkOneIllustrations]

man i gotta start wearing headphones when i watch this, my neighbors probably thinking im watching some mild to wild to kink type shit

[@bradyhicks1381]

Hahaha you're the boss of the house boss

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

...but you are

[@slicedbread5692]

Mild kink? You call RPC's play by play of blasting those loads mild? He was soo into it and didnt even get beat or pissed on yet. He busted like that alone... Can you imagine if he got the platinum treatment what his performance would be?

[@lerpalerp4357]

Bryan Callen I bet you’d like to imagine it I know the divorce has been tough :/

[@isaiahc_26]

“Who wants to play russian roulet with a condom?”😂

[@janullrich1135]

The fact that Conald has better teeth than Bart Chrysler is astonishing.

[@Quelbischero]

Through the ENTIRE giveaway I was thinking "Please just hook them all up" and Tom came through.. Genuinely good guy, part of the reason I watch the pods.. Much love from Italy!

[@battownsend1990]

On the hour mark exactly, I swear this podcast gets me every time. I snot rocketed the Starbucks I was drinking in traffic laughing so hard.

[@El_Wanderer91]

(Sees a new episode on the feed) I'M HAVING CHEST PAIN!

[@PAB1068]

What an awesome thing you've done providing people with mattresses and bedding. Truly a blessing. We need more people doing kind things in these dark times.

[@matthewfortier4892]

Burt could shower at falcon carworsh, that would help his dog enjoy it a bit! #burtsmellsbad #burtspoordog

[@thegoofystoic]

I caught Bart just glassin at my dogs the other day!

[@adamchips2203]

We can still say hes fat right?

[@thegoofystoic]

@@adamchips2203 we would be offended if you didnt

[@Boodah6811]

If I do recall that’s not the first time the dogs been violated before something about a finger and licking it......#poorpooch#burtspitsgross

[@SphereX253]

This is juuuuuust great. Yesterday I was wondering “where’s RPC been?” Consider my prayers answered

[@constantdoodle32]

I love how Tom's dad always sounds happy as shit when Tom calls.

[@tedwerd2561]

It’s alarming how many times in my everyday life I whisper “awwwww get aaaaawwwwwuuhh” under my breath to myself

[@boboso4705]

Going through RPC's house looks like buffalo Bill's basement

[@charlesbotensten]

1:29:36 definite winner! Pulling the me ;)

[@davidpaslay]

When Tom does his impression of his dad...he has got to put that into his comedy stage act.

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

He has! There's a bit about how Top Dog told him that George Clooney was gay and he repeated it to people for years, then Tommy found out it wasn't true and confronted his dad and asked him "Why did you tell me he was gay?" Top Dog just goes: "Eh idk, I thought he was"

[@cjlman77]

Brad Knapp it was Tommy Lee Jones

[@absent6076]

Yes please it’s pure gold of a bit

[@bradenbaccus8665]

“I need you to kill a bird”

[@CaptAstroBell]

RIP Topdog. He was a father to us all.

[@XtheroCKER21X]

They are suppressing this video hard i didn't even get a notification for it

[@thesmanbrowne4561]

How the hell can I watch this without my neighbours thinking I’m watching gay porn ffs? 😂😂😂😂😂, I’ve got to shut my windows now 😅

[@DanielZeal]

This podcast is what earbuds were made for.

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Lol bruh...this podcast has always been the WORST POSSIBLE IDEA to have playing over speakers 😂😂😂

[@KM-fb1kw]

well you kinda ARE watching gay porn though.

[@sampomme]

Headphones

[@tnkitty]

Even with earbuds I have to turn down the volume when RPC cums. I feel like someone is still going to hear it. 😅

[@Jlau414]

There is nothing I love more in podcasting than the phone calls to Top Dog 😂

[@sarmstrong2009]

Right? Haha and he's always so happy to hear from him. So sweet

[@Quietshow]

You guys are so sweet to award everyone a little something and the three a new bed.

[@SwampRobin]

It’s so good to see RPC back on YMH. Had me worried there for a bit

[@kdoeone]

Dood looks good.

[@absoluteMJ]

The Garth Brooks Netflix show is categorized under 'emotional TV shows.' I haven't watched, but I hope the series either chronicles the emotional journeys of several people attempting to find closure after Garth got away with butchering their family members....or it's about asperghers and Garth's "emotionless" journey. Love you guys. Mom Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarts forever.

[@23Eulogy23]

Where is my dead charro mug?

[@zankfrappe5145]

Seriously... I've been checking merchmethod on the half hours.

[@4nnunaki]

Ikr!!

[@GuinessHangover]

Shout out to Sweet Home, Oregon, in today's Fedsmoker video. Knowing he spent some time in Sweet Home, his behavior makes so much sense now...

[@Max-gu1pw]

Kristin has literally never played best fiends

[@TNWaddell6]

Manager has asked to see me. Apparently this is not an acceptable podcast to listen too during work.

[@ashleyaltmann144]

You know it’s a good episode when Jeans dances to the intro music

[@twinhalcyon]

I had the podcast playing on my tv LOUD when the Rpc part started, with the windows open and a shit ton of kids playing outside. FML

[@swoosh6085]

Skip the ads @ 03:58

[@butdutwut]

“Dyeing the dog seems like it’s for your own amusement” The whole dog is for your own amusement lol

[@JesusHComedy]

She taking into account the dog’s feelings/consciousness. So the whole dog is for the dogs amusement as well.

[@Ash-hs5jb]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevendelgermaine9658]

Dear Tom & Christina, I would like to thank you for using excellent quality microphones. Those EV-RE20's are the feline's sleepwear. Much love to you both!

[@pernelljunior2297]

Tom.... "I been liftin weights four days ah week, every day of the week"... 🤣🤣🤣

[@MatchesMalone1183]

Tom's dad is legitimately funnier than he is. His timing is impeccable.

[@brianodental1634]

toms dad is the funniest person on YMH hands down

[@thegoofystoic]

"A whole cup size" hahahaaa

[@linkflorestv87]

Been crying ACTUAL TEARS behind this podcast since I first heard about it a month ago. Thanks for the laughs and be nice to your producer! 🤣🤣🤣 Love your work, keep it going!

[@spaghetti_legss]

me: Hey you should check out YMH, it's a great podcast friend: Oh, okay I will! 5 minutes later: 3:58

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Lol I always warn people very heavily. "Its super vulgar and super juvenile, but it's also wholesome and hilarious"

[@sarahcarr5275]

I tried to get a friend to watch it by describing the poutine episode and how it made me have to pull my car over on the side of the interstate so i could vomit and how Tom vomited too on camera lol......she looked at me like "WTF is wrong with you?" I was like, "but you don't understand it's the funniest podcast on the internet!!!!"

[@workspaceyogi1591]

Them: 3 mattresses!!!!! Me: 🥺🥰

[@danielpenrodii2389]

RPC’s stimulus check went towards his production value. So in a way, the pandemic created RPC’s OnlyFans page.

[@gordonbobby1]

Thank you guys so much for the mattress. You are awesome, Bobby G.

[@tylerhackathorn1]

I think I speak for all the mommies when I say we need a Josh Potter podcast.

[@Prock-1983]

I love it when they talk to TOP DOG.

[@rd3416]

I so wish my dad answered the phone with, "Hey buddy, how ya doin' "

[@chillinwithvillain1081]

Christina and Tom are just the best people around.. I will die on a hill for YMH!

[@spacejamgoliath]

The stuff we can't see has in no way made me want to become a channel member 🤮

[@jdix9598]

The subtle laughing from the production booth is my favorite

[@90voltbatman]

The early days of RPC was fine with me. I nearly unplugged my computer and trough across the room against the wall to make this new version of RPC to make it stop.

[@ZMB-on5ub]

I just make the contrast really dark and keep the resolution low. Feels more vintage.

[@beazyb]

🤣🤣🤣 it's too much!

[@davidblanck4131]

Shout out to Saatva for sticking with YMH through everything controversial they have done. I may consider them for my next mattress, just because of how supportive of this show they are.

[@dankoni]

smoke and stroke... if rpc wasn't before, he DEFINITELY tokin' tina now, mommies👖

[@bradyhicks1381]

He's been feathering it and keeping it hot for sure

[@alliedanielle278]

He's for sure higher than a kite

[@krazyazgirl]

I laugh so much harder when I hear the guys laughing in the background 🤣 like during Top Dog's pick up stories..

[@spaghetti_legss]

There I was, just trying to eat my lunch while watching YMH and then 17:40

[@jonnyd9864]

Top dog flirting is the kind of funny that cant be created. im dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@garrett2220]

Sending people bedding who don’t have a mattress

[@lemjones2218]

It's the thought that counts🤣

[@fitch9782]

if anyone is seriously without a mattress look for local auctions and estate sales, you should be able to find something decent for cheap. everyone already owns mattresses and nobody wants to move them.

[@slicedbread5692]

@@fitch9782 also check moving companies. A lot of times people move to a new house and dont take the mattresses. Moving companies sometimes have warehouses with shit their customers didnt keep and will sell you a lightly used mattress/box spring for veryyy cheap. I used to work for a big moving company in the DC metro area and they would sell a set for like 25 bucks just to get rid of it

[@hydrangeadays]

Christina's expressions during RPC's videos make this value-added.😆

[@BigHogLog]

Spare a thought for the guy sleeping on towels receiving the bedding set 😂

[@TheRealGempa]

I love Tom’s dad and his old timey dating advice.

[@CadChamberlain]

the way top dog says cleavage makes me laugh every time. "clivizh"

[@TheWuzzyLine]

I can't believe you guys gave all 3 something!! So sweet of you

[@maddieking9112]

Anyone else hear RPC say some big words at 9:55

[@bradyhicks1381]

Bert did

[@mitchwebster9079]

Tom should do a whole episode speaking like Conald. Every time he imitates him I die

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

Bert smells like Josh Potters bathroom sink

[@22thevoice22]

That shower was a hell scape.

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Don't fall for "Bert smells" campaign...He only wants it changed, so he can post w/o fans putting hashtag "Bert is racist" on social media

[@ChickenChipz]

"Which do you prefer, bumpers or gutters?" - Tom Sr.

[@undlim]

How often does Tom lift? "4 days a week, every day of the week"

[@B90-y6n]

This is the best comedy podcast of all time. RPC brightens my day in these times of darkness, and Tom and Christine are the best married couple to wake up to

[@p_orlos]

Is it just me or is the dead charo mug nowhere to be found 😔

[@kjcorder]

CP made such a big deal about it and didn't even have the image. Dropped the ball. Seeker of the house my ass

[@eastsider85]

Lol that one scene in theres something about mary "you walk around with a loaded gun" 🤣🤣

[@ryleynm]

So they don’t mention theo’s perfect response to mystic rick as rat king?

[@FGTRTD24]

Good to see RPC is enjoying his time during all this madness. One good thing to cum out this year.