Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 580

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Jeans up! We got another solo ep with just Tim and Chris-Jeansa! The main mommies get into how they love to cancel family plans at the first instance of difficulty, Tom has difficulty sneezing, and they discuss the Mike Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr. boxing match. We then get into one of Tom's favorite subjects: old people relations and showing that to people.
We get a sweet followup to Tom's colonoscopy, we get into a batch of cool guys (one of them being Rudy Giuliani), how dads love The Hunt For Red October, a disturbing batch of TikToks, and an update on the plastic chair collector!
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[@Toyotajeff]

HAHA I'm "The Remote Start Guy" you featured at 1 hour and 20 minutes. Thanks for finding my quirky video clips and talking about it. I appreciate the publicity! "Toyotajeff"

[@TheWalkingDavid]

I enjoyed your enthusiasm man! 🤘🏼

[@waltermcdonough]

Keep it up!

[@void777x]

Keep featherin it brother

[@kieran8720]

Follow proto, keep it proto, God speed my dear good brother

[@stephaniebenton9070]

You’re awesome!

[@nickeames2133]

This show is so riddled with inside references it must be so weird to listen to for the first time lol

[@jamesbetza2900]

Just livin life 365

[@danieljulian2050]

People listening for the first time should really try it out. I mean, anything goes from mild to wild to kink.

[@ThReverend6661]

it took me a long time to get into it

[@jomommashawt]

Here's the deal man; it's got cool stuff, neat stuff, slick stuff and here at falcon car wash we keep our jeans high and tight

[@DerekHofer]

It takes a while but once your in your in. It’s my favourite podcast now

[@brian_richards]

This episode was good but its no Drumline

[@alwaysfresh3727]

Drumline is good but it's nothing compared to the pest

[@MrFatsluttytone]

Tryna be cool by liking a random c movie that nobody cares about...

[@nickcooper2127]

@@MrFatsluttytone them jeans are low and loose..

[@Ozhull]

This comment went right over some people's head somehow

[@alwaysfresh3727]

@@MrFatsluttytone john lequizamo cares

[@marshallbonham2306]

Tom “I can’t wait until my next procedure” Little did he know....

[@calliepreston8000]

Holy shit man yeah gonna regret that statement

[@chrism45]

Just checked his instagram. Apparently he fell and broke his arm and leg

[@Plague_Doc22]

@@chrism45 Thats when you know you're old.

[@VideoNozoki]

You misspelled "fat."

[@Whystling_Byrd]

​@@Plague_Doc22XD Like the Herbert the Pervert VS Nazi scene from family guy.

[@noahwyatt23]

Tom is extra dead inside on this episode.

[@Thisismydesign92]

I love it haha

[@patrickbateman7453]

My family needs closure!!!

[@alexismcaloon8269]

Josh Potter‘s mom definitely swore on her child’s eyes Tina.

[@kieran8720]

Lol

[@tattootommy]

Genius

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

Underrated comment.

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

Alexis you definitely on to something. 😆

[@white6delta]

Yes lmao

[@tylerstew9]

Can we get a Tom talk with Top Dog just for him to tell his war stories?

[@3josegonzalez]

No better feeling than killin’ the enemy!

[@wisterV]

Top Dog is an American 🇺🇸 hero.

[@rams812]

Fucking great idea. We need to comment this all over his twitter, IG, AND YMH studios IG

[@jexanrp8642]

I don't think Tom could last long enough 😂

[@brentulstad3275]

Hey buddy!

[@meatwad376]

I cant wait for the episode of Tom Talks where he talks to his therapist

[@tylerdexterbateman8688]

A-Hundred percent

[@the_Dogpacker]

"So why did you dismember your wife and that jewish guy?"

[@ihearsatan]

@@the_Dogpacker I think its obvious why he would dismember Christine

[@the_Dogpacker]

@@ihearsatan you better let a man sneeze.

[@dot_t]

@@ihearsatan I love mommy jeans! 😂

[@johnmcguire8225]

Tom is 100% correct in ignoring anyone talking to him while he's in the bathroom. That is his time.

[@roncarter6818]

Yep. When I’m in the bathroom, anything outside of it doesn’t even exist..

[@lola123pink]

Queens above 18 dude is literally just Bert in 3 years

[@JoolianV]

He’s way younger and way thinner than Berlt who btw is quite large

[@lola123pink]

@@taylor_dawsonn I said what I said 🤭

[@joe32192]

Well well well would you look at that.. One hundred percent 😂​@@lola123pink

[@SamueListens]

I get it now: this show is slow walking a whole bunch of people to Hell.

[@SirGrassyNoL]

it started as tom upsetting christina, from its denim core, but its gradually turned into the world

[@mt-zf6xp]

I think it's a public service. Being desensitized can get you far in life... or make you shoot up a place. I'd say it's a 50/50 chance, 60/40...

[@sethreynolds3885]

@@SirGrassyNoL What type of podcast is YMH? Oh, ya knowww, like Denim-core.

[@HeisntLegend]

I'd call it more of a leisurely jogging pace.

[@riproarinrapfiasco]

as a viewer for the last 12 months, it's felt more like a sprint into the fiery maw

[@storey662]

Tom being legitimately angry about losing the sneeze is the best thing

[@frankcrumb9150]

Losing a sneeze is one of the single most infuriating experiences.

[@nickolaiwillnotdie]

It’s the “bro” that gets me

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

A stretch, a sneeze, both infuriating if interrupted.

[@velvetjones]

I blow in my wifes face when she starts making those trying to sneeze faces. Either sneeze or don't, no need to spend 30 seconds trying to force it.

[@mcr5645]

"Is that supposed to happen!?" *Beats wife and crew offscreen*

[@KyleMorrison]

"Oh so you're allergic to Jews now?" Nadav getting some backbone

[@dannysmith4364]

He might need another chiropractic adjustment

[@DayZilya]

J's *

[@crd88918]

He got beaten off screen immediately after Tom “took a break bc of allergies”

[@jermely]

Yeeaaa.. Tom needs to stomp that shit out. There's only one alpha in YMH.

[@JoE-kx7dw]

💪🇮🇱

[@richardbennett8085]

"Thank God I'm not Muslim" - Christina Paszitsky.

[@CJ-gy8ie]

So we just quote what we hear in the video? Thank you for your amazing contribution.

[@richardbennett8085]

@@CJ-gy8ie You're welcome.

[@CJ-gy8ie]

@Hun Bun Correct. They're initials.

[@batifishreyes4198]

Petition for Tom’s dad to do a war presentation for the next live show

[@Slade-6]

Especially now

[@eddieeeeeee69]

I'm sweating like a black man.

[@daddyernie2289]

damn right im comming up in May!

[@DanielDanger420]

Amen!

[@darbycrashsmashbandicoots6758]

I can poop on command

[@cracknigga]

I'M HAVING CHEST PAINS

[@KushKussh]

@@darbycrashsmashbandicoots6758 i was on the toilet when i first started this

[@TrapMusicNow]

Nice to see Tom finally take on the nose candy lifestyle. Keep on feathering it brothers.

[@justinhaynes6053]

When you light your mind on fire, light your brain on fire🔥🔥🔥

[@jessedrake5385]

🎶Tom needs that candy yeah,🎶

[@rays122]

@@justinhaynes6053 you get to

[@bossracing3387]

ya gonna come get this chomo or what

[@jonathon6756]

thank god TRAP MUSIC NOW listens to YMH. i can sleep easy at night

[@cillianwallace_]

I love that last week Josh Potter came on the podcast as a guest just to tell us that he came in a girls mouth, never change YMH

[@JoE-kx7dw]

I'm sooooo happy for Josh.

[@josef2012]

Ewwww

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

My boyfriend and I were proud of Josh. Lol

[@SPITNEIN]

Crazy how Tom talks about pain meds and setting arms back into place and then...

[@diana8321]

One of the reasons that I love this show is because tiba and Tim take turns being the sane adult while the other turns into a giggling lunatic.

[@jakemedeiros3929]

Disappointed that Trina’s announcement wasn’t that she ate Tim’s gooch after 15 years 😣

[@makkrowmazztikk7003]

I thought love was a two way street...

[@Mirepoix_Jones]

Justice for Tom's Scrum!!

[@chrism45]

I've been hoping for 7 years. I think we are closer than ever. I can almost taste it as well

[@penniewyatt9391]

Isn’t there some sort of dry cleaning plastic or something that could sort of help her, help him?

[@leftfield4outer]

The grundle needs grundling

[@EdgarVargasVillarreal]

Has NO ONE NOTICED that the person who commented on The King's TikTok is Sue Wu?!

[@rosscoyne01]

FIRST thing i noticed!

[@cocainepinata3829]

Yup!

[@Daddy_DmarcoBBC]

Thats my aunts name and she aint afraid of no rec.

[@HisHowliness]

@@Daddy_DmarcoBBC funny--mine don't want no rep.

[@lyrikill101]

This baba ganoush

[@rustyshackleford6693]

WE WANT THE YMH CUBE

[@Daniel-wv7lj]

"$2000 bag with no cash in your purse" -Kanye West

[@chasemoore4129]

Sent a link to the latest live ymh to a girl I was talking to, guess who’s no longer talking to me. Guess she couldn’t follow proto.

[@chasemoore4129]

@The Fat Cat yeah if she can’t live life 365, she’s not for me.

[@TWK911]

Been there, brother.

[@casualwater698]

"Here's the thing, I found out he's okay" needs to be on a shirt.

[@paytonvanwinkle4651]

Yes, this is such a good idea

[@dexraikkonen7]

"Unhelpable" should be on a t-shirt as well.

[@willh1219]

I think Derrick Lewis already has "He's okay" t-shirts

[@deanjuliano7849]

Hey Mommies! Please, can someone comment, what I need to search, for "Tom's degloving" video, that he was so happy about?? I know I'm late to the party.. but a link or title would be most appreciated, thanks Jeans!!

[@Mrpunkin785]

@@deanjuliano7849 I'm looking for it too

[@synonamessbotch4648]

Christina is SOOOO not ride or die, the sneezing incident proves it 100%.

[@JCharnquist]

We all know she's just pretending to be a queen above 18 til TIm feathers it in heaven and she can get an oover out of there

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

Tom + Christina= Magical Jean Power Couple😊❤ She said she'd help him hide the asshole at the juice bar Tom killed. Sheesh...

[@shogunreturns]

definitely didn't follow proto there

[@bleepdupdupbloop6777]

Not to mention she won’t eat Tim’s scrum. Definitely not fgtrtd

[@Hamhockss]

Shes a gemini, what do you expect.

[@RaDicAL808]

Christine couldn’t help but explain Tim’s allergy situation, she’s taking risks, live life 365

[@x.Aura.x]

some real FGTRTD shit

[@JesseFuches]

I wouldn’t push Tom if I were her

[@FrostyJokerr]

The opening clip is from an influencer named Ava Louis who got famous from Dr Phil a year or so ago. She was the cool chick that licked toilet seats back at the beginning of the pandemic.

[@agro9999]

Timestamp?

[@FrostyJokerr]

@@agro9999 it’s the opening clip but they also play it at 36:25 or so

[@b.l.fisher8230]

Damn Tom, I think I just seen Christina at a Giuliani press briefing. She was lookin' mad faded, I'm just sayin'...

[@nicholaspietrzak9992]

Crossfados Barbados?

[@captianxanax]

I identify as a billionaire, but my bank is oppressing me with the bank statements

[@tadah21]

hahahahahahahah

[@nunpho]

@@brandonandalexander I see where you're coming from but that's a bit of a silly statement. Trans people don't deny that they are trans ya know? And if a Dr really needed to know specifics then they'd be able to tell.

[@FailingForFun]

@@brandonandalexander If said comment writer has went to school.. id be able to take said comment writer seriously..

[@brandonturner6444]

57:03 christie: “well everyone likes the free stuff” my brain: “slick stuff, neat stuff”

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Lot lizards all around the country are missing their daddy when he can't tour. Thoughts and prayers!

[@allyjay7395]

Ima lot lizard!

[@mcr5645]

That man is the definition of a lot lizzard. He's addressing other truckers in code...

[@Hjaelteomslag]

@@mcr5645 Don't labour shame me with that babyraper moustache on yer face! Follow proto, or your fired, bud!

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

@@mcr5645 lot lizards refer to the prostitutes. A John is always called a John.

[@piratepat44]

"There's female MMA, I'd love to see geriatric boxing" LOL I'm putting this no context on twitter because I want to see the world burn :D

[@roeyjamos8547]

I’ve got a better idea...

[@mialissaglenn3666]

I have a theory on the chair guy and why he's wispering.. He's obviously keeping these hidden behind a secret book case in his home and gets a kick out of telling his gf hes going to 'drop the kids off at the pool' but instead he sneaks off to film his glorious collection. Also he brings them up in May for a bit of fresh air and sunshine

[@20tetsuo77]

christina's definitely kinda r worded about that sneeze loophole...

[@jordanm6940]

She was definitely having him on for giggles, she’s not that dumb

[@gsxrman599]

Tom is also kinda R worded about sneezing

[@chikato7106]

@@gsxrman599 hahaha right it's retarded (I'm taking it back) to get pissed at someone that is noticing you sneeze.

[@JCharnquist]

@@jordanm6940 I dunno! She does have that wheeze laugh that Burt has too. There must be some common factor there...

[@KrikZ32]

@@chikato7106 DONT ACKNOWLEDGE ME SNEEZING

[@85Hellkite]

I just realized Tom married female Bert.

[@Barbievel]

They’re both equally annoying and unfunny

[@terrycullen3302]

Yeah, especially at 12:50, that's a very Bert like laugh.

[@YANILLIONAIRE]

@@Barbievel why even watch YMH?

[@JesusHComedy]

@@YANILLIONAIRE Probably because they don’t find Christina and Bert funny. They find Tom hilarious, so it’s worth it.

[@dustyyshellz1320]

And she married male Amy Schumer

[@BenRaddatz]

No Guest?? What a gift, this is what I'm thankful for

[@rewindsretro1328]

We welcome you to the family.

[@RobinLundqvist]

only guest i would like is Tim Dillon

[@breal7074]

I have pretty severe back problems so when they showed the “adjustment” tok I almost burst into tears because that shit looked insanely painful! Thanks for the trauma Kristin.

[@boboso4705]

Christina's pure happiness and glee over her supposed loophole for Tom's sneeze was hilarious, she almost squealed lol

[@steelers9799]

Last time I was this early I was using my double sided f**k sleeve

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Wanna meet tip-to-tip next time around?

[@gregoryturner9530]

@@Hjaelteomslag im down

[@Hjaelteomslag]

@@gregoryturner9530 How deep is that thing from end to end? I'm 21,5 cm rock hard on a warm day with money in my pocket and drugs in my soul. I'm not sure of the exchange rate to American genital currency.

[@gregoryturner9530]

@@Hjaelteomslag oh its definitely big enough I hung like a field mouse in a snow storm we got room.

[@Stbuster31]

Do you mean fuck sleeve?

[@officialroxxmusic]

I’m so depressed I unironically woke myself up with the King telling me to pull my covers off this morning. Have a good one chomos

[@imdabeast100]

Give the Joey Diaz national anthem compilation a try. I’m not patriotic anymore but my god it’s the best way to wake up

[@ReadySteadyDESTROY]

Hope you feel better soon my king above 18

[@officialroxxmusic]

Thank you for the kind words friends. If they can ever licensee an official YMH cube, or if the hack can be put online for a 1click download and install, I may survive

[@charlesjarman-price3954]

Someone tell me why Christina gets cerebral palsy during the intro song of every episode 🤣🤣

[@aimee8520]

Omg I've been looking for this comment. I legit for a second thought something bad was happening in her upstairs region 😂

[@charlesjarman-price3954]

@@aimee8520 🤣🤣 glad I'm not the only one

[@maxn6198]

I'm never not going to see this now.

[@tacobob123411]

Damn I dance like that…. Maybe I’m tok’d

[@themaslorock11b98]

Anyone notice that it was "Sue-Wu" that had a problem with The King!?

[@prremix86]

That chair guy definitely pretends he has an audience. That’s why all the chairs are facing one direction

[@itsbretmead5973]

you can tell by Toms intro dance that he has been milked recently!

[@bridgidigital]

And then I was like...I can tell by his aggro short temper the rest of the episode that he hasn't been milked. And that he's a womans man.

[@jalapaeno]

Is it me, or is Kristine slowly becoming Marge Simpson?

[@thelazysmoker4870]

Did anyone else notice that the person asking about the "Kings" challenge was named sue_wu? YMH trolls can't be stopped.

[@andredugas3622]

I saw it. The best

[@andrewd.8715]

With the Kim Ahn profile picture 😉

[@matthewbesson5367]

I think the Mommies, if they haven't already, figure out who the 26 year old Queen is and let's hear about her encounter with The King. I hope she's not in a cage somewhere.

[@utlonghorn86]

There's no way that girl is 26. She looks at least 40.

[@Whystling_Byrd]

​@@utlonghorn86Meth and Crack age you rapidly, they also cause you to make questionable life decisions. Such as smoking more Meth or Crack.

[@chris42028]

What a disappointing announcement from our main mommy. Eat the damn scrum already!

[@BinkleXVI]

This is it man this is the episode where I'm finally convinced that Tom is 100% batshit insane

[@Audiofatuation]

Same

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

That's why he's Daddy King Jeans 🤴 👖

[@joshtelly]

Legit thought Tina huge announcement was going be after 15 years being with Todd she finally ate his scrum

[@tylerharris6581]

Same haha

[@idab6864]

She would've done it by now if she was really a ride or die.

[@SheriffHotSauce]

That's gonna be a Whole Episode Or at least I hope

[@RickySinn]

@@dez3130 🧐

[@CakeSublime]

I seem to remember Tom and Christina saying they loved 'The Wrong Missy'. Nadav could fire back with that when he's catching the heat for Drumline.

[@drakehall364]

I’m honestly a little sad to see the implosion of the “Queens above 18+ guy” 😞

[@VideoNozoki]

The "Queens above 18" guy just lost his mother a couple days ago. I'm worried about him. (honestly, not a joke)

[@drakehall364]

@@VideoNozoki damn I had no clue! Poor guy 😞

[@ZaneyOG]

I was crying and wheezing when Tim was talking about 007 just disabled as shit and how that's what we need. Another top shelf podcast jeans

[@perrythrust4301]

That "shaken not stirred" was the hardest I've laughed in months

[@bullbeestrog5349]

Tom was absolutely NOT having Nadav’s A and B conversation joke in the heat of sneezegate

[@oneteetx]

Christina: Goes off on an unintentional islamophobic rant about fasting. Tom: “Ok Bert.” Lol

[@TheDomzilla13]

Tom knows it's only a matter of time until he gets cancelled for marrying a homophobic valor stealing racist

[@spiloFTW]

islamophobia does not exist. Being scared of hate and violence is normal.

[@oneteetx]

@@spiloFTW The Dunning-Kruger effect: Learning %10 of something and act as if you are an expert. Most people that do this have a mental deficiency. How’s that working out for you?

[@SoapMactavish0]

@@spiloFTW huh bro?

[@oneteetx]

@@SoapMactavish0 Don’t even pay that child attention. He’s just an edge lord trying to get people upset by being shocking for no reason. GG Allen, he is not lol. Uneducated he is.

[@WhrsTheMoneyLabowski]

"Why can't James Bond or Batman be a disabled trans vet" is the best thing I've ever heard.

[@chrism45]

To be fair, Marvel's War Machine is a black disabled vet. He just happens to not be trans.

[@WhrsTheMoneyLabowski]

@@chrism45 what are you talking about

[@MasterDomo100]

I think we’d all love for Top Dog to present one of his powerpoints on the next live

[@Vers16]

I love when guests cancel and we get just mommies

[@faaltov]

2 mg Christine out here losing her mind over sneeze rules. Totally tokd

[@catcat5160]

Man, do I love the sound of Tom constantly snorting his mucus into the mic. Once you hear it you won't be able to ignore it.

[@idab6864]

No yeah he's got such a problem with saliva management too, he just sucks at timing out when to breathe and how to be quiet with his mouth at all. It has always bothered me

[@ardimarcs7698]

The guy sucked into a lathe is especially horrific for me because I work with mills/lathes

[@jackmaclennan2394]

Chris Rock appsolutely invented the mike drop so offended u claimed it came from that stupid movie

[@davidpaslay]

Toms impression of his dad never fails. All hail Top Dawg

[@anthonymignano5918]

Hey Past Tom do NOT play basketball with Bert this week you’re going to break multiple bones. Thanks - Future Tom

[@josecortez2687]

Hey wtf man

[@andrewd.8715]

This comment was too low for him to see it 😔

[@anthonymignano5918]

@@andrewd.8715 wish he would

[@karlsweeney2328]

The person who called the king out on his challenge was named Sue Wu.

[@dustinlabat7956]

Nadav straight up told Tom to shut the fuck up in this episode. Yo.

[@TTAmber]

"Wheelchair guy." Thats what my boyfriend calls himself and it makes people feel instantly guilty

[@djschultz61]

Lmao! He sounds fun. Is your boyfriend single? (asking for a friend)

[@NickyJamesTV]

The human nunchuck guy would make a great third base coach.

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Haha..great thinking

[@mjm5081]

😆 ⚾ 🏃

[@spencerkierstein8982]

The first recorded mic drop was by Judy Garland on a 1965 episode of The Ed Sullivan Show. The gesture became prevalent in the 1980s, when it was used by rappers and comedians. I love when the mommies trust that the jeans actually know what theyre toking about

[@BradleyDeadend]

Idk if it’s the Kids or Tick Tock but Christina is getting more “Tocked” by the day

[@TheWalkingDavid]

She sure is. She’s more unfunny everyday too

[@LTR1420]

@@TheWalkingDavid glad it's not just me that notices

[@codyyounger9737]

Shes awesome.

[@cheeto1298]

Day time: I studied for 12 hours aka nursing student. Night time: laughing at a dudes plastic lawn chair collection. My life is sad.

[@zakrivera8977]

i too was told i was a "gifted" child and am currently laughing just HEARING "queens above 18" at 2am next to my gf who has bo clue why this is funny to me.

[@AmirAkhlaghi]

imagine if the doctors in the hospital after tome broke all his bones were laughing at him

[@roeyjamos8547]

They probably though he was there for a hair transplant

[@jackmaclennan2394]

I don't know about the doctors but I know his friends where pretty much through the whole thing

[@johnhettinger5355]

Christinap sounds like count Choclola when she does her “accent”.

[@TimWing23]

Tom just tweeted that he broke some bones and is layed up for a while.

[@weezypeezy1725]

How

[@TimWing23]

@@weezypeezy1725 not sure

[@LTR1420]

@@weezypeezy1725 Playing basketball with Brent

[@hawk1519]

Much love mommies!! Hope everyone has a killer Wednesday!!

[@DNYGdj]

Gay

[@NLWFKC]

Likewise mommy likewise ❤️ unless you’re below 18

[@Pestopasti]

Hi mommy, thanks jeans!

[@jayknight139]

Same

[@garethmccarthy2990]

Thursday already here🇦🇺🇦🇺✊✊.Shout out to all Queens above 18🍆👅👄

[@svhmj3918]

Tom is starting to scare me...

[@Blastycat]

Same. Idk what’s going on in his head but he’s definitely going down a disturbing path.

[@StalinBballin]

The man asking the cop to get you a Dr Pepper because cops are public servants is a Carlin joke.

[@sheldonherbert8116]

Idk if it’s because Tom is such a bright individual, but I’m starting to notice that Tina is kind of slow.

[@tavog8150]

Kind of?

[@derris3989]

he talks about getting a second wife whos a dumb blonde but thats already his first wife

[@mermaidrocksoapcompany6540]

She dumbs down you twits. Respect your main mommy. Lol

[@suysauce007]

That moment when you’ve seen all the toks on the episode before hand. “I have immersed and transformed into the act of Jeans self actualization”

[@weezypeezy1725]

You mastered the algorithm

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaa582]

@@weezypeezy1725 ees 2.

[@mathieumarlaire]

When they inevitably get cancelled, it isn't going to be because Tim was laughing his ass off to a video of a guy getting turned into human soup in some type of industrial equipment. It's going to be because of Crystal's Toks

[@cap.haddock4017]

It's wild to think that, when this episode uploaded, Tom fucked up his body the day before.🏀

[@sniaru]

Christina makes this show unbearable sometimes

[@HapiPETSWM]

Tom's humour is a bit sadistic, don't know if I could trust a guy laughing at that, it's Garth Brooks level weird... Just saying keep em' high and tight

[@DP-lt6rl]

Nah he's feathering it brother

[@shanefoster333]

Damn the fake laughing by Katrina is a beating to listen to.

[@TheWalkingDavid]

Couldn’t agree more. I really hate how she tries so hard to be something she isn’t. She used to be so funny back in the 200-350 episode time period.

[@Tompa83]

"She doesn't have an islamic husband like me" - Line of the show right there, lmao!

[@jonanderson5137]

It's been at least 100 shows since she said something funny.

[@hofhat]

I heavily relate to Tom moving around like a caterpillar trying to sneeze from the light

[@Max-zr7hr]

tom just laughing at the guy getting pulled into the rolling machine is pretty fucked even for him

[@nelsonsavage4635]

This show is one of the best shows on KZbin to be honest.

[@NorthBorth]

Can I say that they should definitely invite rich evans on the show.

[@nelsonsavage4635]

@@NorthBorth YESSSSS

[@warkeeper8477]

I appreciate Christina’s knowledge about Ramadan

[@josephlittlefield2313]

Nedav: *shows people jumping from twin towers on 9 11* Tom: Ah he’s fine. 😃😂😃

[@josephlittlefield2313]

@D Hill thankkkk yoouuuuuu. I was literally about to comment asking for it

[@Sad-is-dick]

@D Hill i dont feel that good now 😥

[@josephlittlefield2313]

@D Hill make sure to follow proto, good buddy.

[@theknownunknown9883]

damn. that chick is two years older than me. really puts my life into perspective. im over here bumming it and she is hanging with the king! fucking goals.

[@envinvix9069]

Shit all I’m thinking when it comes to the chair guy, if he sold all those chairs; he’ll get some good coin if he decides to do a garage sale of just chairs 💀

[@TheHyperfilthered]

on top of stolen valor, Tina is also the stolen sneeze champ.

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Only thing creepier than a basement full of chairs would be if there was a doll sitting in each one.

[@SeanThomas1992]

Just recommended YMH to my 87 year grandfather, telling him it was all good clean fun, sometimes a little R worded. He took it in his stride like a champ.

[@cookiepuss6296]

fam yall need to get this animator/voice actor on the show who goes by psychicpebbles online. yall would lose your shit to his impersonations

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I love that Tom's laughing after Nedav says " and all his skin being ripped off! "

[@fremont111]

that queens above 18 POV looks to me like he's talking to someone who has a mouth gag...like he is holding someone hostage. cool guy.

[@joshuaivy7532]

What is his tiktok I need to witness this 😂