Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 635

[@ECHO2O2P]

The chemistry is so much better when you're facing each other....hope the new set provides the same config. Keep featherin' it!

[@JDC352]

I think it's better when he's looking at the back of her head.

[@donhouston6517]

That guy who called joe olsteen a POS is my hero!!! We need more people like that and the world would be a better place!

[@dingosmith9932]

🐷

[@taylorslade6978]

The irony that Tim bombs his Italian impersonation is hilarious. He sounds like his mom..

[@drmario30]

Thank you I was looking for this comment haha I'm not sure if he did it on purpose though

[@Pro24zach]

Charo Gucci!

[@MrSteelermania]

Peruvian Super Mario

[@markdizzle86]

Whats funny is that he's actually trying to imitate Rocco Sifredi, the famous Italian Porn Actor.

[@LukeH930]

It's not just an Italian impression. Its specifically Siffredi.

[@krunchykarrot6537]

Tom, on behalf of all of our people- the delivery of the anti-Latinx rant was PERFECT lmao

[@alceedus]

i was crying laughing during that part

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Aren't Italians more Latin than Hispanic people?

[@shawnmalec6846]

@@PlayNiceFolks no

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@shawnmalec6846 well, no. Who invented the Latin language, it wasn't the Spanish. Hard break, I know. Go get some better help or something

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@shawnmalec6846 "The birth of Latin took place around 700 BC in a small settlement sloping up towards Palatine Hill. The speakers of this language were called Romans, after their legendary founder, Romulus." Awwww, and by accident, history disagrees with you.

[@shelley6473]

My mum died today. And that is NOT a joke. And I’m still wearing my 👖 high and tight. Thankyou Tim and Christine for the much needed laugh today. Love you guys!

[@christopherkendrex8075]

sorry for your loss jeans 👖 😢 I hope your doing ok! all the mommies are here for ya! keep um high and tight!

[@inspectorconscious2388]

Keep em high and tight bud.

[@Jarxia]

Keep feathering it, brother or girl brother

[@redbeard8913]

She is smiling somewhere touching a camera through a fence!

[@gillgreig2633]

Sorry about your Mom, Jeans, lots of love, keep feathrin it xx

[@stuartmiller732]

The guy that touched the camera through the fence actually touched my heart.

[@ProbablyOnLSD69]

Through the fence though?

[@MattIsntYoung]

And my camera 😢

[@topscout3615]

I love when Tom is talking about his Kids he is using the same Voice like when hes talking about Burnt. I feel like his Kids share the same energy as Brent.

[@notapplicable328]

His name is bret keirsher

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I doubt they drink as much Kool-aid as Bruce!

[@mikesullivan7153]

Brent Crysler

[@TurKishsoulja]

his kids are ticked?

[@elaines.2608]

His name is Burp Cooler

[@tammy351]

Hey guys, you may not see this through the many comments but I wanted to reach out and say with having had the hardest times of my life the last two years; you guys have carried me though. You are both hilarious and an inspiration and you make the dark days so much brighter. Thank you guys for what you do and Merry Christmas and Happy New year to you and yours (Happy hanukkah Patti!) Hope to see you both at the Just for Laughs Festival one day xx

[@intensecutn]

Hey Tammy. I can absolutely relate with certain podcasts/youtubers getting me through some very dark times. These times pass, and I hope the very best is on the other side for you. I wish you a very merry Christmas and all the best for the new year. Take care.

[@tammy351]

@@intensecutn Thanks Matt ♡ Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family

[@mangoman1073]

Keep feathering it!

[@MW-zz3mv]

Tami - keep those jeans high and tight and you’ll have a great 2022! All the mommies are rooting for you!

[@skankhunt6066]

@@tammy351 let’s got full throttle babe. I hope this comment doesn’t scare ya. Chio babe! MUAH 💋 📸🤺

[@marcdunlop6946]

The face people give you when you say “touch my camera through the fence “ is priceless done it a few times Fucken amazing 🤣👍🇨🇦

[@Zesrii]

Leave Canada out of this

[@crysis163]

Thank you for touching my heart through the fence! Inspired me to keep feathering it no matter how hard I get. I’m down to 4 strokes now and it’s all thanks to your constant support

[@Shillmehowtolive]

Will never be sick of this Podcast. Merry Christmas mommies!

[@25jessieg]

Y'all have a ton of German settled areas in the Austin area. New Braunfels, Fredericksburg, etc. You should test Bert's name locally.

[@JW-28]

Merry xmas, chomo. Keep on featherin it, brother. RIP Fedsmoker

[@HENSONnOZ]

That's right it's fucking CHRISTMAS.

[@ozzycarlson6267]

Y e we were wedding

[@whatsthescenario]

This podcast? Never. 2 bears with Bert? BEEEEENST.

[@oscarcaceres666]

Honestly a very happy holiday all, this podcast and others I've gotten into have gotten me through these shitty times these last two ears. You guys have saved lives for real, thanks so much

[@lukewojdylo9241]

"There are so many great things we've sabotaged." -Christina P, mother of 2.

[@mattsabeast5]

Bart is circling the drain if his mere presence for a couple hours makes the studio smell like a dive bar.

[@wallywest3056]

Oh for sure.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I also have that effect 😉

[@johnpeterson3312]

Must be no pool showers in tee has lol

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@joshisajedi2461 your mother smells worse 😉

[@Jonas-ym5dl]

tom mimicking brent sounds like a mix of his voice for his son and touched person.

[@scournado6330]

a touched son*

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Bart is touched!

[@GrahamPablo]

@@BirdOfHermes83 through the fence

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@GrahamPablo damn right!

[@kingofoblivion1822]

Sounds like their son is a little touched

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Can't wait for Christina to open up her new restaurant called "Eastern Blockers" even though she was born and raised in LA

[@Jimmy_Watt]

But hey, that's her tribe.

[@chobblegobbler2536]

The stoicism these two show whilst in the crosshairs of a terrifying legal battle with a homicidal maniac is nothing but admirable. #FreeBunz #TGBdidit

[@NaturalProgressGames]

I wasn't aware of any legal battle. Where did you get this info?

[@Len124]

@@NaturalProgressGames I'm pretty sure it's just a reference to a joke suit that a lawyer wrote up for YMH to file in court against G for emotional damages. It was instigated by him blocking Tom.

[@chobblegobbler2536]

@@NaturalProgressGames we just want answers for the families

[@MrSteelermania]

@@Len124 Found the Garth fan, it's not a joke. Tom is still suffering

[@xiTom1876]

@Natural Progression i saw it on the news

[@trumpetaceman7806]

Ad Skips 0:43 29:29 54:40 1:23:14

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

The "touch my camera through the fence" segment was hilarious:)

[@Xxballin17xX]

This podcast makes me feel like I got a shitload best friends with inside jokes! 🤣 Y'all keep feathering it! Touch my camera through the fence!

[@SportsMatt13]

Finally Christmas Jeans, shout-out to all the C’s out there. My Nadivity scene is all set up and ready to be touched through the fence

[@ItsJick]

Hahaha classic

[@coltoncornell5752]

Love this channel/comment section more than any other content ever

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@coltoncornell5752 Dont call me " daddy! "

[@ItsJick]

Merry Christmas to Daddy lalagone

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@ItsJick I heard that he was into dudes

[@aleckadous616]

Thank you fellow Alec for sharing such joy

[@the_OG_OG]

Good morning, Jeans! It's Wednesday, it's sunny, no snow yet but we all love to have some sun, too, right?? Christmas is coming up, spend quality time with friends and family and get ready for the New Year! Make it a great day!

[@jmelx3]

Depends on what kind of snow your talking about lol

[@brannonwalsh676]

Make sure you drink water

[@1DEADBRAIN1]

Your moms house is one of Tim Segways best creations also that wolf podcast he does with that Bret guy, krysler?

[@clcare5563]

Watch out for waspis

[@China_Secret_Police]

@@jmelx3 Which kind of white?

[@xavieraldridge8562]

I do doordash and I tell people to "keep featherin' it" after I deliver their food.

[@clevermissfox]

What percentage knows what you’re talking about ? (Like by replying with “keep it high and tight” etc)

[@xavieraldridge8562]

@@clevermissfox unfortunately none yet but I know deep down in the cockles of their hearts lies a true mommy.

[@briannamontgomery3709]

I feel like YMH is at a peak spot right now. The vibes are just perfection. Proud to be a Mommy. Merry Christmas 🎄

[@skankhunt6066]

Merry Christmas 🎁 Let’s go full throttle! Edit: I hope this comment doesn’t scare you

[@jwilli726]

Hate to tell you this but they just sold it to Sirius XM

[@auraglasswerks4900]

Mommy’s are toked af😂

[@trapboxmedia]

Yeah this new set is next level

[@Karl_Bunga]

@@jwilli726 yeaahhh but you will still be able to watch it on all the platforms we watch it on now for free

[@ManateeMentality]

1:28:19 - 1:33:05. I would not be surprised if this material showed up in Tom's next special. 1:34:57 - 1:37:08 too. 1:36:01 made me laugh so hard

[@fookum_]

I love when everyone's jammin and then the booth boys are jammin too! Makes me laugh every time! You all are the best. Look forward to this every week.

[@donnycfd]

Touch my mistletoe through the fence

[@sarahmcdevitt6000]

Same 🎸😝

[@squilliam8013]

@@donnycfd wow such a creative comment I've came across

[@fookum_]

@@donnycfd loloo

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

This was also the best outro music I've heard on the show, props ChefZef & Wiley!

[@bcorey19]

Is it just me or does Mommy Tina get more fine each episode

[@NotLikeAny]

"There's a guy smelling his fingers." KILLED ME 😭😭😭😭

[@Foreverfrys]

That shade of red lipstick on mommy is a whole new level

[@kevinl3254]

Merry Christmas, Mommies. Keep feathering it

[@YungLasagna]

Thanks, jeans!

[@Wayzor_]

Prase Jeebus

[@mydadplayscallofduty622]

Long time fan of your comedy but new to the podcast! I was just at your Wichita KS performance and was in stiches the whole show. When you called Burt The Mechanic i fell out of my seat!!! YMH is the only podcast that has been able to hook me into more than a few episodes. Tom and Christine have a tone and delivery that make it easy to listen non stop, Like vocal Chocolate. Instead of going back to the earliest episodes and watching forward, I have decided to watch them backwards. LMAO. Love you two. keep it up.

[@jockstwap]

I just wanna follow the seasonal proto and wish YMH studios and all the r-worded mommies a safe and fun holidays and New Years! Thank you all for the gift of laughter, at and with one another. Cheers chomos!🎅🏿

[@somethingsupwithsteven6941]

I'm touching that camera through the fence! Merry Christmas. Keep em high and tight jockstwap

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Keep feathering it!

[@clevermissfox]

Cheers mommies and jeans !! Hope your Christmas is less than miserable!!

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@clevermissfox I'm sure itll be good.

[@dannyk1568]

love how when we hear “touch my camera thru the fence” we are ALL finishing that sentence in our heads

[@volcryndarkstar]

You a tiktoker

[@briannuessler4524]

YOU GUYS ARE DOIN GOOD

[@albertgarcia9273]

Come by later for moose soup 🥣

[@nicholaspatrickarmstrong439]

Whaaaaaaat

[@skibooski6884]

IS THAT CHARLIE?

[@DarkestAndBlackest]

Sonafabitch!

[@squilliam8013]

Emu soup

[@maxellis3325]

Tom faking being hearing impaired sounds like something Larry David would do.

[@volcryndarkstar]

It fucking does!!!

[@EffingtonCouldBe]

See you guys in 2022! Merry Christmas 🎄

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I hope everyone has a good year.

[@patrickfellure8603]

It's cold outside so make sure you bundle up

[@mandel12]

Guy: **actually touches camera through the fence** Me: I never thought I would live long enough to see this beautiful moment 🥺

[@volcryndarkstar]

That was great. I love seeing the normies getting perplexed by mommy culture

[@mandel12]

@@volcryndarkstar yeah haha! People actually trying to make sense of it lol

[@kungfew1396]

Toms Italian accent is totally just him doing Rocco Siffredi.🤣

[@patrickfellure8603]

He sounds like charro to me lol

[@Tempust97]

@@patrickfellure8603 I'd say a mix of both Rocco and Charo. Chracco Siffura.

[@patrickfellure8603]

@@Tempust97 😂😂😂😂👌

[@Dan-O-Mac]

This is why I tune in to every show, I love the dynamic between you two and the booth! I have listened to you guys for years, and can’t wait to see you both on tour. You bet I’ll be coming up in May!

[@JessicaLM15]

Mommy C looks so good 👀 the hair, the glasses, the lipstick 👀👀

[@ItTurnsToStone]

"touch my stadium tour through the fence" there are tears rolling down my face

[@_alex_y.not_]

Native might not have got an elf on his shelf but surely we can get him his own Mensch on a Bench?

[@luisc2975]

Best actor to keep his accent in a movie was Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder. Prove me wrong!

[@kylemitchell5007]

I hope everyone's Wednesday is touched through the fence, don't get stamped!

[@JTshotthat]

Ewww

[@speedrob]

Waaay to follow proto, buddy!, fuck me beat me *I GOT A DUI BAYBAY!!*

[@coltoncornell5752]

This channel/comment section/Mommies in general is my absolute favorite content/group of all time for sure. I love you all

[@CarsAndCoffeeKings]

I hope all the Mommies & Jeans have a great holiday and new year. Touch all the cameras through all the fences in 2022, ya chomos!

[@raznein1406]

Thanks 👖

[@tombertini125]

Hey mommies! You guys should totally make a sticker pack of all the amazing phrases from over the years. That way mommy's and Hitler's all around the world can slap your stickers places and everyone that sees them will be like what the fuck am I looking at. Love you guys and you know I'm coming up in May to touch that camera through the fence so we can see where it spits. P.S. pmad shout outs to the booth boys and all of the your mom's house crew you guys are mad talented and love to see what you guys come up with every week

[@gillgreig2633]

Stickers pack is a great idea!

[@mannygomez8738]

Wednesdays are much better than Mondays because I get to hear Tom talk!

[@jATweezy1]

a-HUNDRED-percent

[@shawnaimus]

Well said!

[@lisehepsoetorpe2325]

Christina is seriously underestimating the Swedish stinky fish, I’m willing to bet money that she’ll pass out 😅🥲

[@Seatowntony206]

On h3 ian had ate one and it was NO GOOD

[@HealthyHeadz]

Tim's laugh during barf vids is priceless 🤣 😂 😆

[@CadeoradeXD]

1:13:52 the crews reaction is just gold 1:15:00 1:16:55 1:20:20 1:35:33

[@sergeyklapnischov4767]

Burt and Chris p should do the stink fish on next live show and maybe hit a buffet first

[@nickolasroig7360]

Typing ymh phrases in random TikTok lives is the best time ever when you’re bored

[@Vers16]

Tom killing it with the soundboard today

[@Steve0272.]

How funny could life get watching as Tom throws up everywhere as Christina opens her stinky fish 🤢🙈😂🤣

[@thirdplanetman9468]

Oh thank God, something actually worth watching right now 🙏🙏🙏🙏 so happy

[@Diggidydave13]

Continuing the Christmas Eve tradition of wrapping presents while watching my main mommies. Touch my Santa through the fence everybody 🌲🌲🌲

[@BassWithRob]

Congrats on the Sirius deal mommies!!! Keep feathering it brothers

[@PABrown74]

Omg! My 2 worlds collided with that opening clip, ymh and dirt track racing! I can see Tim in a late model with Bart doing tire work!

[@nhlirie]

Everyone dancing to the “Oh my gosh” song made my week 😂

[@delynkirstein2974]

John c Reilly is under rated. Walk Hard is amazing.

[@christopherleblanc7458]

These two and there team are some of the best the internet has to offer.

[@sendit1924]

Na, just the two. The team are cringey and annoying at how much camera time they give themselves.... Nadav mainly

[@mrybird4044]

@@sendit1924 no

[@monica-oy7zv]

Mommy Tina! That hair and that sweater, AMAZE!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@colebz420]

90% of the time tom says yeah, he means no. Lmao

[@krizzyshow6638]

Merry goddamn Christmas family I love all you guys.

[@clockworkclockwisepro4925]

Your success makes me happy 😊 congrats on the Sirius deal 👏 you deserve it. Happy Kwanzaa and have a very merry Festivus Jeans 👖 ❤️

[@Publiksquare]

They were already extremely rich. Why celebrate the downfall of the show?

[@mobuctze87]

I was always like isn’t just saying Latin American gender neutral? And having Tom explain it made me so happy hahah

[@vivienmartin225]

Hispanic is also a gender neutral tone

[@kneelanb1]

Everyone dancing to the fart bop in the beginning was such pure joy

[@aaronpeart]

Paddy is a full on vibe

[@mattirwin3121]

I was busy bopping along while taking a shit

[@it_oso]

Didn’t they play the same intro before minus the farts?

[@xdxangeloxbx]

the guys laughing in the back in every episode are always having so much fun

[@__feely]

Just have to give Enny props on the cutting during the opening song. Good shit Enny.

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

I keep rewatching the beginning for that revolting song...Tom's serious face that reads (I'm at a listening party and this is a banger) Chrissy P's pure joy, and the Nadav bop!!!!! The Nadav bop gets me rolling EVERY TIME!

[@erikds6338]

Merry Jeans-mas everyone! And to all my Latinx people Felíz Nadav!

[@Nick-ds6oc]

Tom has mastered the Italian accent solely through the consumption of Rocco's work 🤣

[@mattlucas6440]

I’ve been speaking with the blue avians this morning and they’re really excited about coming to earth

[@codydillard8918]

Take your meds sir...

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

@@codydillard8918 i also spoke to the blue avians. Pretty chill dudes, though they are probably the most racist bunch in our universe. You wouldn't believe the stories they told about the purple avians!

[@mattlucas6440]

@@codydillard8918 whole white baby bruh

[@mrybird4044]

Talking and looking like a young Alex Jones

[@djsn.100]

@mattlucas yea bro just got off a neuro beam call with the blue avian homies they told me to keep em high and tight and something about touching a camera through some fence. I didn't get it

[@jh0pkins1992]

During the vomit clip Christine looked like she was doing a Kristen Stewart impression

[@gregm110388]

That dance in the beginning is the we just secured the bag dance lol.

[@logan1333]

The guy ripping the lamp out of the ceiling and vomiting in it at 49:50 killed me 😭😂

[@tom_shredz]

Had my heart broken on Monday, your podcast helps me feel not so alone. Thank you mommies 🙏

[@tom_shredz]

@Ella Bennett she really touched my camera through the fence and then left

[@skankhunt6066]

@@tom_shredz were u going full throttle? Edit: should have built her a ceiling fan brother.

[@tom_shredz]

@@skankhunt6066 I wanted to. She didn’t follow proto

[@CharlieEvansBristol]

How in the hell did Tim not talk about the dude ripping the light fitting from the ceiling in order to throw up in it!?! I was doing laughing.

[@StanleyKubick1]

Tina saying "white people" like she's not a quintessential white soccer mom had me rolling

[@Publiksquare]

You must not have met a white soccer mom. They are a drag and nothing like mommy jeans.

[@shoonger001]

@@mr.Swartz last I checked they white af.

[@tym5483]

@@shoonger001 not if you ask them lol. Slavic supremacy!

[@thecapricorn11]

@@mr.Swartz yeah white eastern European

[@thecapricorn11]

@@shoonger001 tina yes tom is a mutt half peruvian

[@ppoppinohs]

I love how Christina had a spot on impression of a deaf person ready to go lmfao. She definitely has done it before lol

[@jon1930]

We DEMAND you release the FULL andrew tate interview.

[@mungus8064]

Saw the news about the buyout. Happy for you, but please don't change the formats too much, and keep it high and tight on KZbin!

[@dubsessed9790]

Thanks Jeans! Everyone else is on break it seems, and here you are with some hot new content for us. Try it out!

[@boham3]

I just had a back surgery 2 days ago and the pain is 20 out of 10. Thank you guys for the episode, it was a great relief ❤️

[@BillyKone]

The funny thing is that kreischen literally means to screech or to squeal in german..I'm guessing Brent comes from a long line of screechers

[@jessekaronhiiodaye561]

Merry Christmas Mommies, remember to get a turtle neck for the cold weather, and keep it high and tight. You lose a lot of heat in the neck.

[@hippiehunter00]

Texas sized 10-4 good buddy, keeping it high and tight with a Mommy + Letterkenny reference

[@garthvooder1402]

I saw the Jim Carrey movie liar liar in the theater when it came out when the credits rolled the entire audience spontaneously stood up and applauded this was not a screening there were no studio reps it was just that good

[@Makkufurai]

Your story would usually seem made up to me, but given how incredibly funny that film is I will choose to believe that that 100 % happened, and that's awesome XD "What are you doing!?" "I'm kicking my ASS, DO YOU MIND!?" XD

[@noahharju]

Tom’s Italian accent is the voice he does for Charro lol

[@drewschmacey33]

Glad to Paddy reppin the JC merch. Welcome to the winning team!

[@alexandersupertramp6793]

1:36:02 "do you know where the toilet is?" Hahahah I'm crying

[@truerambler]

Spending another Christmas with my mommies! And stop calling Garth daddy 😭😭😭

[@meadowlarklemon3881]

Lmao! I fucking lost it when the guy puking from the surstromming pulled the lamp off the ceiling to puke into it. Best clip of all time

[@TAReeves89]

I'm 6'8 and I can say on behalf of all tall dudes, unless YOU bring it up, we're not gunna talk about our height😅 It's literally the first thing people say to us 90% of the time, so it gets old. Just have to be polite and play along lol

[@TendoTheDude]

That squirrel is one fucking thousand percent NOT a baby lol

[@acougarscub]

THANK YOU TOM for standing against "Latinx"movement! As a LATINO I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT

[@christolbert1789]

"You shouldn't be putting anything brown in your body" as they're both drinking coffee 🤣

[@chrissellner7657]

I wonder how Bert is going to spend his last Christmas

[@thecapricorn11]

😆💀

[@timstradley5819]

I love that the sprite guy was still on the screen for so long lol like he was watching the episode with Tom and Christina