Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 633

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2 жыл бұрын

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Pull them up all the way over your head! This week Tom Segura and Christina P start off with discussing twins, if Tom actually has fun, and the differences between how the main mommies raise the boys. We open the show with a clip of a super cool guy hitting on ladies at the gym and causing a scene. Is he the son of FedSmoker? We then watch clips of a lunatic crusading for acceptance and understanding of a super stigmatized group, an enraged Uber driver, and we talk about wild bumper sticker culture. We see Patty's doppelganger give a sermon, discuss why compliments from black people are the best kind of compliment you can get, and we try to find a video of an Asian guy crushing "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston. Will Nadav find it? We have a new video from "I turn into a telescope" guy and he's got some information to share with us. We go through a few Horrible or Hilarious and a fun bunch of Christina's TikTok curations.
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@daniiielle4217
@daniiielle4217 2 жыл бұрын
My new favorite thing on ymh is Tom's impression of their 30 year old son
@rams812
@rams812 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I LOVE to hear him quote Little Jeans. Haha
@calmdurrr3007
@calmdurrr3007 2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp? 😭 those are my favorite parts as well
@zachc7111
@zachc7111 2 жыл бұрын
It makes me laugh every time
@giantturd5157
@giantturd5157 2 жыл бұрын
I love it so much. "Are you kidding?"
@richkrupansky1339
@richkrupansky1339 2 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing last week. It's so funny I always see it in my mind play out. They could make a show around a kid with that demeanor and voice
@blane1994
@blane1994 2 жыл бұрын
When tom tells Nadav to search for something it immediately gives me anxiety because my dad when I was younger would tell me to go look for something and I knew if I didn’t find it I was going to be shamed and be called dumb and an idiot. So thank you Tom for the nostalgia you bring me every episode. Hang in there nadav. May baby Jesus be with you.
@Madkalibyr
@Madkalibyr 2 жыл бұрын
Hey man, you doin okay?
@KiethHaard
@KiethHaard 2 жыл бұрын
You mean patty?😂
@Strongbah43
@Strongbah43 2 жыл бұрын
You dead named him bro, it is Patty O'Hoollahan now.
@gstylez0107
@gstylez0107 2 жыл бұрын
May baby Jesus Christ will deliver Nadav from evil.. Someday he'll learn through the lord and savior. He just hasn't suffered enough yet..
@drewrod7016
@drewrod7016 2 жыл бұрын
You mean navad?
@BigGuyBiggerTruck
@BigGuyBiggerTruck 2 жыл бұрын
i swear Nadav enjoys this show more than any of us ever could
@DillaMillaShow
@DillaMillaShow 2 жыл бұрын
I’m remodeling my master bedroom listening to YMH and I literally crawled out of my attic and down the ladder quick as hell to see the new young fed smoker’s videos 😂
@timothycollier3807
@timothycollier3807 2 жыл бұрын
Why is your master bedroom in the attic?
@j.r09160
@j.r09160 2 жыл бұрын
@@timothycollier3807 hes really smoking meth and moving sticks up there he just thinks hes remodeling
@he_mid_but_I_like_him
@he_mid_but_I_like_him 2 жыл бұрын
@@j.r09160aaahhhhahaaha
@j.r09160
@j.r09160 2 жыл бұрын
@@he_mid_but_I_like_him it's called a Rhode island remodeling
@caleighhraee
@caleighhraee Жыл бұрын
@@timothycollier3807 maybe he was fixing the lighting?
@GymAndSun
@GymAndSun 2 жыл бұрын
Gym Smoker is definitely Fed’s long lost illegitimate son 🔥
@Niekomojo
@Niekomojo 2 жыл бұрын
I saw them in a picture together once.
@Peskyjooba
@Peskyjooba 2 жыл бұрын
What Is fedsmoker’s son’s name please?
@nicki4515
@nicki4515 2 жыл бұрын
Gym Smoker Lolol
@squall6789
@squall6789 2 жыл бұрын
I don't buy it. He seems like a trolly, pranky, attention-seeking millennial "content creator" and this is just his schtick. He's not documenting his interactions with these people, he's looking into the camera talking to his followers the whole time. His true addiction is likes and a buncha idiots have been positively responding to his shenanigans so he continues doing this BS. Maybe I should check out his other content before I make these assumptions but I'm here feeling embarrassed for my main mommies thinking they found a gem when he's really an imposter.
@blur_710
@blur_710 2 жыл бұрын
@@squall6789 that's how generations work tho they change a bit slightly. Ask a kid how they answer the phone it's different how you pretend to answer the phone
@kevinl3254
@kevinl3254 2 жыл бұрын
Point of personal privilege. The colors in the new YMH sign are too bright and not inclusionary to those who are color blind. Please consider this and refrain from using primary colors
@johnnydeleon8210
@johnnydeleon8210 2 жыл бұрын
Snapsfingers
@jessickalush3305
@jessickalush3305 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not using gendered language.
@ext93
@ext93 2 жыл бұрын
Color non-perceptive person* Great, now the number of comments is agitating my sensory overload issues. Please refrain from posting more comments after mine
@sammydavidson2080
@sammydavidson2080 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Tom has started to look into the camera during funny scenes like in The Office😂
@Semperfi361
@Semperfi361 2 жыл бұрын
i didnt realize how much I loved it until you made that comparison.
@jcruminski
@jcruminski 2 жыл бұрын
So nice of Doug Stanhope to let Christina borrow one of his suit jackets, what a dude
@romanashmore657
@romanashmore657 2 жыл бұрын
Tina’s jacket looks like it came from one of her Oxford philosophy professors who loved giving shoulder rubs.
@TheLupin22
@TheLupin22 2 жыл бұрын
It's Bert's creepn jacket but he outgrew it
@andyslides
@andyslides 2 жыл бұрын
Top comment well deserved
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын
she missed an opportunity to pair it with her doordash shower cap
@LukeH930
@LukeH930 2 жыл бұрын
You damn well know that's Drew's jacket.
@RD-qb7sd
@RD-qb7sd 2 жыл бұрын
Looks like a MAP jacket.
@beccapatrizio3185
@beccapatrizio3185 2 жыл бұрын
Tom imitating his oldest son makes me laugh so hard everytime
@austindolan7182
@austindolan7182 2 жыл бұрын
sounds quite a bit like his bernt impression.
@bradyfrank3839
@bradyfrank3839 2 жыл бұрын
I live for his stories of the boys 😅
@bleepdupdupbloop6777
@bleepdupdupbloop6777 2 жыл бұрын
I always imagine him as a 5 year odd size full grown man with toms face
@bigjoocy1185
@bigjoocy1185 2 жыл бұрын
"Hey Tom"
@johnpeterson3312
@johnpeterson3312 2 жыл бұрын
Or when he does top Dawg lol
@KalebChesnicFlutist
@KalebChesnicFlutist 2 жыл бұрын
Tom saying “I have a really good jump shot” …… yeah, we all saw it, and we’ll never be the same
@Phoenix-hu8dq
@Phoenix-hu8dq 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things on YMH is Nadav laughing in the back. It brings me pure joy.
@ReddFoxx1562
@ReddFoxx1562 2 жыл бұрын
It's getting way out of hand by this episode, I hope it tones down
@shitisbigtime
@shitisbigtime Жыл бұрын
@@ReddFoxx1562 I thought I was the only one. Starting to sound as forced as Jimmy Fallon man 😢 I hate to be low and loose about it, but it is what it is
@grampageoff
@grampageoff 2 жыл бұрын
We need a cartoon about the Segura kids with Tommy doing their voices holy shit
@dicktaketheday7511
@dicktaketheday7511 2 жыл бұрын
He'll yes, sign me up, great idea!
@ross7205
@ross7205 2 жыл бұрын
Name of the show: top dog. Premise: the kids stay with top dog every day and he tells them shitting stories. The crazy neighbor Conald pops in every episode. Tom does all the voices. Can’t miss.
@AmandaBurns14
@AmandaBurns14 2 жыл бұрын
@@ross7205 Charro needs a role in there somewhere, but I like the premise
@BadTitan1330
@BadTitan1330 2 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaa 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@captainvimes6079
@captainvimes6079 2 жыл бұрын
Season One of T is for Tomily on Netflix this summer 😂
@FernandoGonzalez-fw7qh
@FernandoGonzalez-fw7qh 2 жыл бұрын
The more I watch Christina the more simular she is to Burt.
@gamingpc5459
@gamingpc5459 2 жыл бұрын
"It should be legal to marry two identical twins" coulda easily been said by Brent
@zb2584
@zb2584 2 жыл бұрын
Not even close 😂😂😂 Bart deserves nothing!
@dimitreze
@dimitreze 2 жыл бұрын
not really
@robby682
@robby682 2 жыл бұрын
One hundred percent she’s the female Burt
@Thrashman138
@Thrashman138 2 жыл бұрын
The main difference is that Christina is actually funny, though.
@peyton4046
@peyton4046 2 жыл бұрын
i worked at a grocery store and can confirm that i've seen more abled body people ride the scooters than people who actually need them
@samjonestown2397
@samjonestown2397 2 жыл бұрын
Can I just say how gorgeous, classy Christiana looks, she looking like a hot lawyer who specialises in niche, trendy problems affecting a small minority of tiktokers
@justintriplett6885
@justintriplett6885 2 жыл бұрын
As long as you scream " that's my purse, I don't know you" nut kicking is 100% okay
@marcusshaner7066
@marcusshaner7066 2 жыл бұрын
Dammit, Bobby.
@marklachney420
@marklachney420 2 жыл бұрын
Until peggy finds out
@niteshade8546
@niteshade8546 2 жыл бұрын
"Dirty pool, Mr."
@mrmobius
@mrmobius 2 жыл бұрын
I need a window seat. This flower is wiltin’. My lawd!
@codyericson
@codyericson 2 жыл бұрын
"Man I tell you what Hank bout there-that dang ol meaning o’life, man. It’s like this man. You’ like a butterfly flappin ‘is wings deep down in that forest man an’ it gonna cause a tree fall like five thousand miles away man. If-an ain’t no body see it nobody don-done-e’en know it happen you know ibda baby born into this world int’know neck god dang friends got no nothin but da go come into find out about em ol evil man. Man see like, you don even know man. When-dyagon it’d like you born into this world man and you got - it’s like this: dust in the wind man, or like a dang ol’ candle in the wind man. You gon - it don matter man it’s not the old oldies all th’ time man. You know what I think man? It’d like the the dang ol - I think therefore you are man."
@tomcc25
@tomcc25 2 жыл бұрын
My god this podcast makes Wednesdays good, look forward to it every week
@danb4811
@danb4811 2 жыл бұрын
Wednesday's used to be my day off for almost 15 years. Tim and christine got me through almost a decade.
@DanielDanger420
@DanielDanger420 2 жыл бұрын
You are correct! I look forward to watching YMH every Wednesday.
@KP-ol3tc
@KP-ol3tc 2 жыл бұрын
Instead of Humpday maybe it should be called Touchmycamerathroughthefenceday? 👍🏽
@velascojeezus
@velascojeezus 2 жыл бұрын
@@KP-ol3tc I second that movement
@codykendall2846
@codykendall2846 2 жыл бұрын
It makes me feel so complete
@jdhi5279
@jdhi5279 2 жыл бұрын
If his son is actually like this, he definitely has a great career ahead of him. His son sounds like the funniest person.
@andrewkramer7385
@andrewkramer7385 2 жыл бұрын
If he doesn’t end up in jail
@Kidcougar
@Kidcougar 2 жыл бұрын
Tom’s impression of Ellis sounds exactly like how Josh Wolfs does his impression of his son!!
@DrCosmos24687
@DrCosmos24687 2 жыл бұрын
#facts I literally said the same thing out loud to myself 🤣🤣🤣
@JG-fc2tq
@JG-fc2tq 2 жыл бұрын
As an adult identical male twin and approximately the same age, I feel obliged to comment and volunteer to make Christina's dream come true. Yes it is annoying at times especially when we accidentally dress alike as adults. It's even more annoying when you are straight and he is gay. Imagine being at the grocery store with your kids and wife and someone mistaking you for the guy that was dancing in his underwear the night before at the local gay hotspot. It's also funny when they think they just outed my brother and I always torture them like I had no idea. It's really the best part of being a twin actually. That and you can always brush off someone you don't like by claiming to be the other one
@Bigbitesdark
@Bigbitesdark Жыл бұрын
That's gotta be like someone borrowed your body secretly and did embarrassing things and everyone assumes you did it. 😂
@daltonjones1755
@daltonjones1755 Жыл бұрын
Good Sir we appreciate your candor, but you did not address the dick sitch
@acelight25
@acelight25 Жыл бұрын
That’s funny bro
@xXGrimReapxrXx
@xXGrimReapxrXx 2 жыл бұрын
That “don’t leave Tom unguarded” story reminds me of when you’d set up to kick in kickball and everyone would start backing up
@tuckerdixon8032
@tuckerdixon8032 2 жыл бұрын
We had different experiences with kickball
@Deityoftime
@Deityoftime 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man the flinches when playing dodgeball
@andrewcampbell9mm
@andrewcampbell9mm 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out Beerus lol nice profile pic
@bebelove--
@bebelove-- 8 ай бұрын
When the bull flips the old lady My 4 year old son: parkour!
@thejesus95
@thejesus95 2 жыл бұрын
Christina legit had me rolling with her death metal voice!!!
@joelhahn1020
@joelhahn1020 2 жыл бұрын
Let's have a great Wednesday everybody. The weather is gonna be cold in a lot of states, but not the warm ones. Christmas will be here before ya know it so get your shopping done. The weekend is almost here. Can't wait for Friday. Let's get after it everybody. Shout out to Chris in Austin and Chrisjeansa.
@ext93
@ext93 2 жыл бұрын
Watch for waspeses
@macejaso
@macejaso 2 жыл бұрын
Did you see those tornadoes? I think you jinxed it.
@yourmomslvr5622
@yourmomslvr5622 Жыл бұрын
You see me working out bitch you told me to leave mid Workouts disrespect
@edwardbrennan3963
@edwardbrennan3963 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a life opposing person (LOP) and I find it really offensive when you call me a murder or killer. 😂
@SenzuGreens
@SenzuGreens 2 жыл бұрын
Shoulder rub guy is the evolution of “where’s my hug” guy
@MRmanbearpig1993
@MRmanbearpig1993 2 жыл бұрын
OK CHRISTIIINE, I guess I'll take the "Air Segura" sticker off my truck glass.
@wynandnathaniel9972
@wynandnathaniel9972 2 жыл бұрын
This is curing my depression. Thank you very much. Much love from the Netherlands.
@ominous_hittz7716
@ominous_hittz7716 2 жыл бұрын
laughter is like meds for the soul. stay strong my brother.
@Jerrongamereview
@Jerrongamereview 2 жыл бұрын
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
@shoedil812
@shoedil812 2 жыл бұрын
Gij ook naar de klote? .... Sterkte daar ye fuckface.
@Jerrongamereview
@Jerrongamereview 2 жыл бұрын
Ja jonge koekerd
@flying_nimbus7852
@flying_nimbus7852 2 жыл бұрын
Christina's got a hot teacher vibe going on this episode...and im here for it
@maybeaspider3456
@maybeaspider3456 2 жыл бұрын
i thought she found sherlock holmes' jacket
@RandomGaki
@RandomGaki 2 жыл бұрын
Absolute queen
@LucyStJohn-zg5ml
@LucyStJohn-zg5ml 2 жыл бұрын
1:20:00 got me laughing on the treadmill like a psycho 🤣
@lukelliott1
@lukelliott1 2 жыл бұрын
The fear and shame in native's voice when Tim out-googled him. Native was like a scared little boy who pissed his pants, Tim is the bully of a dad who found his report card in the trash.
@jackielung1225
@jackielung1225 2 жыл бұрын
Paddy is turning into a real cool guy with that behind the scenes laugh
@paradoksikal
@paradoksikal 2 жыл бұрын
Must be close to review time.
@Thrashman138
@Thrashman138 2 жыл бұрын
*Paddy
@davew6
@davew6 2 жыл бұрын
I’m tired of hearing his double chins smack when he laughs, he is a map
@slickdimitri830
@slickdimitri830 2 жыл бұрын
Lol seriously. What most people might chuckle at he really splits a gut.
@robertfrost8264
@robertfrost8264 2 жыл бұрын
It's overkill at this point. And, he's basically in the same room as them and it makes me want to punch my own face.
@ThatMysticMoose
@ThatMysticMoose 2 жыл бұрын
Why is Tom’s impression of his son deeper than his voice LMAO
@zgiW
@zgiW 2 жыл бұрын
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Patty is running a laugh track sometimes.
@saberxzero
@saberxzero 2 жыл бұрын
Impossible, maybe when he was full J he could of done it but now as a Christian man he cant cheat in those ways.
@skrewkity
@skrewkity 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! ive thought this too, for the longest time. like who tf is dying in the back?
@shirpradhan2583
@shirpradhan2583 2 жыл бұрын
@@saberxzero Could 'have' could've
@TendoTheDude
@TendoTheDude 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Tim and Kirsten do a death metal scream was something I never knew I needed in my life. Turns out, I do. Watch for waspes
@InfernalGeneral666
@InfernalGeneral666 2 жыл бұрын
The "polite, less offensive" term for a rapist is gonna be "consent-phobic individuals"
@ReddFoxx1562
@ReddFoxx1562 2 жыл бұрын
Fuckaleptic
@PM-yl6yy
@PM-yl6yy 2 жыл бұрын
Shoulder rub guy is not nearly as creepy as "where's my hug" guy
@ejanekendig1984
@ejanekendig1984 2 жыл бұрын
I just got asked that yesterday at work. 🙄 I told him he could get tons of free hugs in prison.
@loveshadowdays
@loveshadowdays 2 жыл бұрын
thought they were one in the same
@stevieg1857
@stevieg1857 2 жыл бұрын
That dog TikTok was hilarious!
@God_Emperor_Doug
@God_Emperor_Doug 2 жыл бұрын
Christina doing screamo hands down funniest shit I've ever heard. Shit my fucking pants 🤣🤣🤣
@Filiolus
@Filiolus 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to everyone doing they thing and stuff like that.
@coltonbittner
@coltonbittner 2 жыл бұрын
just gotta get top comment
@ryankline2842
@ryankline2842 2 жыл бұрын
I miss the old days of ymh with crazy locs and the water champ and DJ dadmouth
@undeadraccoonhat
@undeadraccoonhat 2 жыл бұрын
@@ryankline2842 THEY CALL ME DUCT TAPE!!!!
@2mis2TL86
@2mis2TL86 2 жыл бұрын
Make sure to drink your water
@merfymac
@merfymac 2 жыл бұрын
SILENCE
@TheLeftReallyWeird
@TheLeftReallyWeird 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they talked about Salt Life, not knowing the Owner killed his girlfriend in a hotel. 😂
@cornbredx
@cornbredx 2 жыл бұрын
Ironically A more interesting conversation than Christina's ponderance on Slut Life 😄
@fatguyonthc
@fatguyonthc 2 жыл бұрын
The producer of this fine program is googtarded, so of course he didn’t think to do a tiny bit of research about it 😂
@ceebee491
@ceebee491 2 жыл бұрын
Word. 😎
@MesserAaron13
@MesserAaron13 2 жыл бұрын
I thought she wasn’t his girlfriend, she was like 18 lol
@liamclark4873
@liamclark4873 2 жыл бұрын
@@MesserAaron13 it was his 18 year old girlfriend
@timothyreed7241
@timothyreed7241 2 жыл бұрын
The laugh after "She gets her hair cut at the dog groomer," had me rolling. The statement was funny but the hilarity that ensued was epic. I'm still laughing at that, wine glass breaking high pitched, laughter from the studio background. Those laughs have to be on a soundboard because there's no way you guys would finish a podcast without him losing consciousness every 15 minutes.
@gigglesmcgee43
@gigglesmcgee43 2 жыл бұрын
love that tom voices his toddlers as spongebob & patrick
@Fogazii
@Fogazii 2 жыл бұрын
“A lot of them have that haircut” lmaoooooo caught that 😂😂
@adamblackwell8704
@adamblackwell8704 2 жыл бұрын
I was walking through Caesar’s Palace with my girlfriend past a group of black men, and one of them said TO HIS HOMIE…. “that boy fly as fuck” and it was the best moment of my life thus far
@jarnold1789
@jarnold1789 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations sir
@vishalshah132
@vishalshah132 2 жыл бұрын
I had a black guy hit on my girl one time and when he found out she was with me, he dapped me up and said congrats. Most validation I’ve ever felt
@Dk-qf1xr
@Dk-qf1xr 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't imagine what it's like to be validated by some black men. You guys are too lucky!
@winstonmarlowe5254
@winstonmarlowe5254 Жыл бұрын
what a cringeworthy comment chain
@dustingarn1768
@dustingarn1768 2 жыл бұрын
29:00 the title your looking for jean is "Garth, where are bodies buired?" Lol
@godforreal7355
@godforreal7355 2 жыл бұрын
more cackling hyenas off camera please. I love it. Can't get enough of it. It lets me know something funny is happening. And, it reminds me of morning radio... which is nice.
@mikeausman1891
@mikeausman1891 2 жыл бұрын
Hows your podcast going?
@someguy2775
@someguy2775 2 жыл бұрын
Christina wanting to sleep with a set of twins and comparing their prowess makes her the coolest girl in that room.
@jacklempke7779
@jacklempke7779 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a great Wednesday morning, thank you Native!
@alwayshungry6240
@alwayshungry6240 2 жыл бұрын
Patty
@jacklempke7779
@jacklempke7779 2 жыл бұрын
@@alwayshungry6240 ah yes. lol my bad. Patty O’Callahan***
@MiniMicdougal500
@MiniMicdougal500 2 жыл бұрын
yo so is nobody gonna talk about what christina sounds like she saying at 1:20:29 bc it sounds like a lil something us white folk are not allowed to say 💀💀
@matthewp6570
@matthewp6570 2 жыл бұрын
Tina may have had an oopsy
@faceplants2
@faceplants2 2 жыл бұрын
"Damn dude!"
@susan0208
@susan0208 2 жыл бұрын
The background laughter is the best! 🤣🤣🤣
@rbradt1
@rbradt1 2 жыл бұрын
Happy Wednesday everybody! It’s almost the weekend, so if you work today, have fun at work and go home and relax today because the weekend is coming up and that means it’s party time! But for now enjoy your Wednesday, and make sure to drink water. Especially if it’s hot. Have a great Wednesday everybody
@RaDicAL808
@RaDicAL808 2 жыл бұрын
One time, I got fresh new Jordan’s, and put them on at my car. Five minutes later, I’m walking back into the mall, a black man was having a convo with his woman. He mid sentence stops what he was saying to say to me about my shoes, “Yo, man, I appreciate those J’s, they cold, bruh.” And “I was like thanks, man!” Made my day.
@CourageousColor
@CourageousColor 2 жыл бұрын
New YMH tshirt: put me on mars
@habowtat3576
@habowtat3576 2 жыл бұрын
Closer you get to the center of the country... The more stickers you'll see on cars lol
@danherbert3943
@danherbert3943 2 жыл бұрын
Kristin is a fedora away from solving the crime her esteemed partner Tim committed with her Sherlock Holmes jacket. #Suhwhoop
@IntensePeppers
@IntensePeppers 2 жыл бұрын
There's something special about talking shit to that security guard at the gym while he's facing the complete opposite direction
@versacetamagotchi
@versacetamagotchi 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Nadav is wearing his “high schooler commiting to a D1 college” outfit in this episode at 11:51. Nice little button up and hat combo
@mikeyrocks8664
@mikeyrocks8664 Жыл бұрын
I would kill to have a boss as awesome as you guys! I started watching these from the start and am working backwards. You guys are seriously the best and you make my days better! Keep it real 💯
@UncleScratchnSniff
@UncleScratchnSniff 2 жыл бұрын
Mama Jeans is looking good! She’s giving me a banana split.
@jarnold1789
@jarnold1789 2 жыл бұрын
What's a banana split?
@lukelliott1
@lukelliott1 2 жыл бұрын
@@jarnold1789 YOU KNOW WHAT'S A BANANA SPLIT
@mingthemerciless834
@mingthemerciless834 2 жыл бұрын
She looks so beautiful with that blazer on.
@CLR1992
@CLR1992 2 жыл бұрын
That intro song is 10/10. Also, Christina really is like Bert!!! One of those hard to unsee things hahaha
@nastyneth
@nastyneth 2 жыл бұрын
That unk shine track at the end was everything
@christopherhernandez3909
@christopherhernandez3909 2 жыл бұрын
1:19:45 bro she got a death grip on that cane 😂🤣
@kevinnoble7532
@kevinnoble7532 2 жыл бұрын
I’ll keep it high and tight for y’all - I’m an identical twin. When we were kids it was a NIGHTMARE. Every person that walked up to me had to know which twin I was. High school we started to look a tad different and have different personalities. My brother and I just turned 30, and I’d say we’ve started to appreciate it now. The twin connection is definitely real though. We finish each others thoughts and sentences very frequently.
@sarahlowell3763
@sarahlowell3763 2 жыл бұрын
You missed the most important question though....
@kevinnoble7532
@kevinnoble7532 2 жыл бұрын
@@sarahlowell3763 the answer is yes for the most part haha
@metaphoricmind827
@metaphoricmind827 2 жыл бұрын
@@sarahlowell3763 Lmfao I truly was about to say this, I was going to be like you truly buried the lead my guy , don't you make people have to directly ask you the most truly interesting and unknowable thing if your not a twin or they're family probably
@sarahlowell3763
@sarahlowell3763 2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinnoble7532 for the most part?? It's either yes they're identical or no lol
@weezypeezy1725
@weezypeezy1725 2 жыл бұрын
But are your dongs identical?
@eligreene635
@eligreene635 2 жыл бұрын
Fed smoker was long form poetry; gym smoker is a careless whisper. Keep feathering it brothers!
@ambitionx1639
@ambitionx1639 2 жыл бұрын
I love Christina she’s so fun
@alexacosta2140
@alexacosta2140 Жыл бұрын
Unlike Tom, who’s fun in his own way
@SuZySueSuzyQ
@SuZySueSuzyQ 2 жыл бұрын
Yeahhhhhh LOVE the Joe Double tune! Bring that back permanent!!!!
@scottmckenzie6267
@scottmckenzie6267 2 жыл бұрын
This episode is a certified banger. Blasphemy & Shred Toker jr. for the win
@traceyrice4978
@traceyrice4978 2 жыл бұрын
The joy and mystery on Tom's face when nadav reads "combative handicapped boyfriend..." hahaha
@turtleyawesomeglass
@turtleyawesomeglass 2 жыл бұрын
Omg the old Lady flip remix 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@betterthancrabpeople
@betterthancrabpeople 2 жыл бұрын
Holy smokes, I thought i was the only one who remembered Pizzicato Five. Baby Love Child is a song i never ever gonna get tired of.
@BigbyOShaunessy
@BigbyOShaunessy 2 жыл бұрын
Paddy’s gotta start workin’ on his Google-fu now that he’s a Christian and livin’ in Texas.
@x...CrankyOldMan...x
@x...CrankyOldMan...x 2 жыл бұрын
we need a new song now that he isnt a J anymore
@Bobojanglesbo
@Bobojanglesbo 2 жыл бұрын
Bagpipes of course just like the old country
@joellee5022
@joellee5022 2 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about Ellis's voice via Tom? I'd like a side by side voice example. There has to be a reason that Tom always does this one voice for his kid.
@Dubaroo99
@Dubaroo99 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Josh wolf impersonating his son
@Taurusus
@Taurusus 2 жыл бұрын
I mean maybe, but have you heard Burke imitating his youngest daughter? It's a pretty similar timbre.
@yourgameisstupid
@yourgameisstupid 2 жыл бұрын
The young Fed Smoker... Fed Vaper?
@queeenabove1825
@queeenabove1825 2 жыл бұрын
Dying at Christina’s death metal voice LOL- yaaaaaas!
@xXGrimReapxrXx
@xXGrimReapxrXx 2 жыл бұрын
Soon we’ll start calling murderers “breath-taking people” at this rate 🤣
@jenniferdennis6465
@jenniferdennis6465 2 жыл бұрын
😅
@johnnydeleon8210
@johnnydeleon8210 2 жыл бұрын
" un-aliving bone heads "
@EffingtonCouldBe
@EffingtonCouldBe 2 жыл бұрын
SLUT LIFE... yes! I have always thought that it looks like that - like 7 years ago all around Tampa. I mean, we do have a ton of strippers. It works.
@playboymac
@playboymac 2 жыл бұрын
Stippers
@gregmc0531
@gregmc0531 2 жыл бұрын
Same. Every single time.
@b0bbytrucktricks
@b0bbytrucktricks 2 жыл бұрын
Stippers be stipping
@EffingtonCouldBe
@EffingtonCouldBe 2 жыл бұрын
@@playboymac Ha ha - i fixed it.
@b0bbytrucktricks
@b0bbytrucktricks 2 жыл бұрын
@@EffingtonCouldBe boo!😉
@ezrodreezy28
@ezrodreezy28 2 жыл бұрын
Prisoner: I hate you maps and can't stand your google waze!
@elishalancaster1158
@elishalancaster1158 9 ай бұрын
That unc shine song at the end was genuinely fire 🔥 hilarious episode
@Danispooks89
@Danispooks89 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect to listen to while working. Thanks Paddy. Happy Wednesday Chomos.
@akpolack
@akpolack 2 жыл бұрын
Tom’s Ellis impressions crack me up 😆
@kdaddy9229
@kdaddy9229 2 жыл бұрын
That chick who got bit by the gator is a fucking bad ass!!!! She stayed so calm
@chrisrobin5415
@chrisrobin5415 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that in the end YMH Merry Christmas 🎄👖 🦌
@Bailster
@Bailster 2 жыл бұрын
I admit. I have one sticker on my car - “Stay Weird.” I placed it upside down and backwards. I won’t apologize. But now, I’m inspired to cover the rest of my car in YMH golden oldies - “that’s where it spits”, “coming up in May”, “Good Morning, Julia!”, “4 Strokes”, “Don’t be Stingy”….and so on. Should this be my 2022 Resolution?
@sdot4769
@sdot4769 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been up all night watching YMH and now I get a new episode with breakfast thank you
@RG-io4vh
@RG-io4vh 2 жыл бұрын
If I ever see Tom driving around and park somewhere I'm definitely throwing a bumper sticker on that bad boy
@cassandradeakin188
@cassandradeakin188 2 жыл бұрын
The struggle to find the Asian boy singing at the Apollo has me in stitches
@clermeil
@clermeil 2 жыл бұрын
Christina's jacket makes her look a bit like some school headmistress. I don't know if there were headmistresses at boys' school, but I would 've let her do illegal things to me as an adolescent boy.
@del_franco
@del_franco 2 жыл бұрын
Are you saying it'd be cool if she was a M.A.P?
@clermeil
@clermeil 2 жыл бұрын
@@del_franco Depends on the M.
@jonanderson5137
@jonanderson5137 2 жыл бұрын
@@del_francoBoys are different than girls.
@ext93
@ext93 2 жыл бұрын
I want headmistress Tina to smack me with a ruler and force me to stay in her office after school
@Remo_1997
@Remo_1997 2 жыл бұрын
31:50 I fucking love the fact toms got fed smokers impersonation down to a tee 👏🏼🤣
@sole_rebel_1862
@sole_rebel_1862 2 жыл бұрын
We need the "Don't Leave Tom Unguarded" merchandise 🤣
@FootballwithGavin
@FootballwithGavin 2 жыл бұрын
We’ve been asking and asking for a fedsmoker origin story….. finally someone delivered
@codenamesoup179
@codenamesoup179 2 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting for the day Ellis discovers death metal and Tom does his impression of Ellis doing screamo.
@erikds6338
@erikds6338 2 жыл бұрын
I listen to every other podcast. YMH is the only one I HAVE to watch.
@audrello
@audrello 2 жыл бұрын
"sometimes it's best not to compete with your spouse" 🤣
@zwilliams618
@zwilliams618 Жыл бұрын
I graduated with the gator roller and she is such a fucking badass. Accomplished athlete and hardest worker I know!
@DolisterCovers
@DolisterCovers 2 жыл бұрын
Man, if 27:15 wasn't shared by you two, I would have punched my monitor but you guys really have a gift being able to twist stuff like that into something hilarious. This is why I tune in every week.
@ChocodileTeeVee
@ChocodileTeeVee 2 жыл бұрын
Same. I've never wanted to punch someone's glasses through their skull, more in my life.
@robertfrost8264
@robertfrost8264 2 жыл бұрын
An adult woman on testosterone who is defending pedophelia is dope tho!
@christianfocht9280
@christianfocht9280 2 жыл бұрын
What is it's name
@christianfocht9280
@christianfocht9280 2 жыл бұрын
Allyn Walker, a professor at Virginia University 🙄🙄🙄🙄
@flowerasteroid6241
@flowerasteroid6241 2 жыл бұрын
They were forced to quit after so much backlash they got from that video so you can rejoice a little bit
@TheTacticalNightmare
@TheTacticalNightmare 2 жыл бұрын
35 minutes in, this episode is a real roller coaster 🤣🤣🤣
@jfo1534
@jfo1534 2 жыл бұрын
"That's neat." 🤣
@klompsauce
@klompsauce Жыл бұрын
15:00 my man is DEFINITELY CANADIAN, he sounds like EVERY hockey kid I ever played with
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