Your Nasty Mouth Will Get You Sent Straight To Hell! | Talk Heathen: Throwback

[@johnsperry9494]

"It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person."

[@torejssing7515]

They will pull you down to their level and beat you by experience.

[@satyestru]

I LOVE this.

[@quotedotes]

Very true. We obviously don't know the specifics of this callers life and experiences. But it does sound like they perhaps have some sort of cognitive decline, and my experiences you will find many people just like him inside churches, too. Cognizant enough to understand what you're saying, not cognizant enough to be able to think about, whether or not what they believe is actually true in reality.

[@rrodriguez4277]

Introspection might help him smarten up. John re-watch the video, it will help you out

[@gainer83]

this caller is brain dead, not surprising

[@kjaime7030]

He talks about your nasty mouths and disrespect, but early on, he's the FIRST person to not only use the word, "bullshit," but used it to describe other religions.

[@steverichardson8080]

"I really don't understand that" Completely sums this caller up with his own words.

[@uncleanunicorn4571]

You pray for me john. And I will think for you.

[@dieseljester3466]

It can also be summed up with "I'm not in a cult, YOU'RE in a cult!" 🙄

[@numberstation]

John is living proof that some people really are too dumb to argue with.

[@Joshua52391]

John is the reason why people from the south are stereotyped as stupid. Man just the content of what he's saying and that southern accent...lmao it doesnt help

[@ΘάνατοςΧορτοφάγος]

Sadly you are right.

[@Zdaren]

As soon as the caller said I on air naaah. I knew it was over. You know what I mean.

[@Joshua52391]

It's because of people like John that southern people Get stereotyped as less intelligent

[@gainer83]

this caller is brain dead, not surprising

[@tucsonorganist]

I could, of course, be wrong but I suspect that second grade was likely the most difficult four years of John's life.

[@soupdragonuk]

Question is, did he pass second grade?

[@teresaamanfu7408]

I know people with masters degrees who think and talk just like John does when it comes to the religion. The bonds of indoctrination is very strong.

[@adeofbass]

John is probably a lovely dude. Seems like he's had a tough life and hasn't had much education. Sadly, this makes him prime fodder for the charlatans that sell the god lie.

[@skarpheinnsmundsson9741]

Sounded like he flunked kindergarten badly and never made it to second grade.

[@RosettaStoned-m6x]

​@@adeofbass I grew a deep sympathy watching this clip and recognizing that belief could help some out of their original messed up life towards a good direction, you know, kind of like what The Brothers Karamazov discussed. And he IS trying to help others, but in his way of thinking and his belief only. It would be good for him to be educated to recognize a much wider and diverse world but sadly religions especially those exclusive ones can never be the way.

[@MooseMaunu]

Hey "John!" Happy Gay Pride Month!

[@rachaeljohnson3217]

Hahaha yeah

[@cshubs]

35 minutes on THIS guy?? He just isn't smart enough to understand the conversation.

[@creativewriter3887]

OMG. HOW did this boob find his way out of mommy's whoo haaa..

[@BenjaminHartleyReturns]

It’s nice to demonstrate to those lacking intellectual capacity their place, keeps them quiet in more public settings- mitigating their harm to discourse.

[@cshubs]

@@BenjaminHartleyReturns That's a fair point, but they have to recognize and remember that they messed up here.

[@BenjaminHartleyReturns]

@@cshubs Certainly, but some just forgo developing an ability to self-reflect altogether.

[@uncleanunicorn4571]

You can pray for me john, And I will think for you.

[@Jex2112]

He kept saying ‘I am going to pray for you’ and all I can say is what Matt once said ‘Well, you can pray for me and I will think for you’ 😄

[@joshuakohlmann9731]

"I'm going to pray for _y'all",_ actually. I don't think the word "you" is in his vocabulary.

[@georgem2334]

The caller forgot to stand in line when they handed out the brains and class.

[@doneestoner9945]

He does not know what a brain is.

[@mirandahotspring4019]

At first I thought he'd been brainwashed, then I realised he doesn't have a brain to wash.

[@creativewriter3887]

@@mirandahotspring4019 Right??? Rocks are more intelligent.

[@mirandahotspring4019]

@@creativewriter3887 No, but close to par.

[@heinz57channel39]

@@creativewriter3887education in America. …

[@NashHinton]

I'm a proud atheist

[@doneestoner9945]

Same here. You are probably 100 X smarter than this caller.

[@greeneyedlady5580]

Likewise. I would have lost it if I'd had to talk to John for half an hour. I'm allergic to dumb

[@sirbarryvee-eight6485]

@@greeneyedlady5580 Same here. Life is too short to be wasted speaking to brick walls.

[@markwoods4439]

I’m a proud unapologetic atheist!!!

[@marin8141]

Same here Cheers

[@boblangford5514]

If John had a brain cell, it would die of loneliness.

[@bencoppola1222]

I can just hear the reprogrammed brain glitching when the logical contradictions are explained to this man. 😂

[@sfprivateer]

His brain gears were jamming every time he heard something else than "praise jesus"...

[@davidsmith7653]

S'funny, all I heard was crickets. I imagine that's all that John has ever heard in his head too.

[@quotedotes]

For everyone that can't comprehend how someone like this could genuinely believe these things, they are real, and I work around people like this fairly frequently, especially whenever I go to churches.

[@quotedotes]

They can't comprehend that the thing they were told from birth isn't true, and they are afraid to even attempt to try to understand that, either.

[@briancaro196]

@@quotedotes Yeah maybe I'm being condescending but this kind of people get me sad, people that don't have the tools to work out the possibility they were taught something baseless.

[@dylanjones268]

@@briancaro196 A lot of homeless people because they were force fed this faith shit. That's what makes me sad.. parents essentially ruining their offspring and forcing them to live a 'hell' because they don't give them the proper tools to deal with reality. Even worse than just harming themselves, sometimes these people are the crazies being violent and committing murders maybe not in the name of their religion but definitely because they don't know how to work through their thoughts in a constructive way.

[@alkristopher]

Ah, so you live in Florida, too!

[@needtoknowbasis3499]

Are you new to the ocean of beliefs and opinions that the world presents us at birth? It has always been and ever shall be.

[@suburban-vampire]

the funniest part about this whole call is that John basically says "Well, I tried, but now y'all are doomed to Hell 🤷‍♀" at the end.

[@DrKlausTrophobie]

Shows who really has a nasty mouth.

[@dieseljester3466]

Yup, the last recourse of the bible thumpers: threats of hell.

[@thedave1771]

My only question is this: How did he dial the phone? All those digits, and they have to be in the right order.

[@jeffc2630]

Its not called cussing anymore they're called sentence enhancers !

[@boblangford5514]

Don’t say number eleven!

[@jamieoshea1681]

“Fckn” is just a warning to let people know that a noun is on the way.

[@PGGreatOak]

Yeah! It's fancy talk! 😮

[@williammattes1991]

*dolphin noises*

[@jenniferbell6832]

Punctuation.

[@MrCanis4]

John wasn't the smartest in the class room. Even a yes or no question was apparently too difficult, I guess.

[@Caphiasas-sf6ct]

sounds like someone in his family knows some one in his family

[@Ironraven001]

He's the dumbest 35 year old in kindergarten 😂

[@alkristopher]

Sounds like he wasn't the smartest person in an EMPTY classroom.

[@uncleanunicorn4571]

You can pray for me john, And I'll think for you.😂

[@michaelserrurier9392]

In South Carolina, he might have been.

[@dontburstmybubble686]

The title should be "gentle parenting callers for 35 minutes straight"

[@MooseMaunu]

Someone needs to tell "John" that a combo of arrogance and ignorance is a stinky cologne, cuz he's dripping in both.

[@rrodriguez4277]

Did you do a pun

[@ScarletFox039]

How do you talk to someone who is too afraid to even comprehend the idea of thinking for themselves?

[@tekbarrier]

You take it one step at a time. Not everybody can be reached with logic or critical thinking, but some can; they just need a lot of encouragement and patience. Indoctrination has a powerful grip on people.

[@twowardrobeswardrobes1536]

I can hear Duelling Banjos in the background when John speaks.

[@JB-zd8gv]

Atleast you don't hear any abortion taking place in the background

[@twowardrobeswardrobes1536]

@@JB-zd8gv That is true, I can’t. Not like here, where the sound of unviable, dangerous and/or unwanted pregnancies being competently and safely terminated fill the air.

[@phillipseifert694]

I never spend too much time talking to people about subjects they can’t understand .. no matter what the topic is

[@niblick616]

Threatening people with non-existent things is pointless!

[@mistylover7398]

Evil God

[@JDdr86]

Well, it certainly does have an impact on the world... a very insidious, lasting, and horrible one.

[@mistylover7398]

@@JDdr86 yup

[@Leith_Crowther]

If I were in state or federal office, I would work to classify threatening people with hell as a criminal/terroristic threat.

[@cctomcat321]

Idk... then you'd have to classify cooties as a potential pandemic. I'd just try to keep the Bible out of public schools beyond being available in the Library or taught in mythology. Maybe try to remove the tax shelter status. Do something about those priests being shuffled around. If anything, it'd be more of a rationalization to psych-hold someone. But freedom of religion, and all that. I'd rather they not vote, either. But I wouldn't be comfortable with any legal measures doing such. Ik it's a joke, but it still feels like a bad take.

[@MichaelBath-xv5bd]

This is a good demonstration of why Education is so important..

[@ethankeller1835]

Specifically in the inner city

[@johnsperry9494]

When you pray, you are basically telling God that your plan is better than his. THAT’S arrogant.

[@creativewriter3887]

And to think that god has a plan is delusion and arrogance on your part.

[@teve90]

Good one @john...

[@johnsperry9494]

@@creativewriter3887 What god? He doesn't exist. I think you missed the point. Somebody doesn't understand sarcasm.

[@einienj3281]

Dude is high as a kite 😅

[@cshubs]

Religion is the opiate of the masses!

[@km666]

High on stupid.

[@Caphiasas-sf6ct]

i don't think so, bigoted yes, uneducated yes, and very confused

[@cshubs]

Reli-gion is the op-iate of the masses. (My prev comment was deleted, it appears.)

[@Caphiasas-sf6ct]

@@cshubs of the uneducated masses

[@helicopterharry5101]

I did it. Lisa the Rainbow Giraffe tested me and i endured it all

[@tiltingwindmill]

Moorhen...

[@johnmcnair8854]

LBUH

[@helicopterharry5101]

Leaves upon her and you.

[@drpizzamd]

I wonder if someone dialed the phone for him

[@razony]

😂

[@sirbarryvee-eight6485]

I'd wager he doesn't operate heavy machinery for a living.

[@Apostolnixx]

Good one😂

[@n0w3lly90]

The more and more I hear calls like this, the more and more amazed I am with the sheer power of mind control/ psychological control religious beliefs have on people, and how it warps/ skews their thinking of many other things. Staggers me every time. Also, equally amazing, is how they happily dismiss every other religious belief out of hand and you can tell they are lying that they know anything about competing religions (by regularly getting facts about them wrong), and not having a problem with facing THEIR flavours of "Hell" or "eternal torment" for not believing in them! So it really sounds like a comfort blanket. What's worse is that John, like others, are in a false state of thinking that their beliefs/ religion should be exempted from questioning or challenge!

[@tjay6969]

How are you OK with a deity having people TORCHED ETERNALLY??! Lmao HOLY shit! This stuff is literally beyond outrageous! 😵‍💫

[@colt2720]

"there could be kids watching!" ? i can't imagine he has an issue with kissing around kids, probably doesn't send his kids into the other room to kiss his wife, and probably is fully aware that even in little kid shows going back all the way to when he was a kid have kissing in them, it's probably just the idea of kids hearing about a gay kiss that bothers him deeply..... should have said it a million more times to really make him squirm xD

[@guybrush1701]

What kids are VOLUNTARILY watching talk radio?! Lol

[@deathdealer312]

he had a problem with the thought 2 men kissing and children seeing it

[@dashriprock9014]

These are the callers that make this show so flippin' enjoyable. There, I didn't cuss.

[@jens2old2care]

John was absolutely not listening

[@ladykaiko]

Dude has the IQ of a rock

[@greeneyedlady5580]

​2 rocks, but he can't hear anything else over the sounds of them crashing together in his head. The biggest rock is fear of hell, and the other rock I'm not sure about

[@Apostolnixx]

​@greeneyedlady5580 the other rock helps him to pee in the corner of his room rather than in his pants 😬

[@Christheterror]

This was genuinely heartbreaking.

[@jasminjavorina199]

Cletus here is a prime example why cousins shouldn’t marry

[@alanthomson1227]

Cousins too remote for him , keep it in the family .

[@corhydrae3238]

This was... really painful to listen to. I almost clicked off the video because it was hard to bear how much the caller just wasn't capable of answering questions or following the hosts' trains of though. But I'm glad that I stuck around until the end. When you guys discussed heaven and watching the people in hell suffer, you could hear how much John genuinely cares and how much he doesn't want anybody to go to hell. You could hear the fear in his voice. F*ck every religion that instills this kind of fear in a person.

[@CujoKelly]

I would never buy dope from this caller.

[@teve90]

Dude adds bleach to his fetty

[@sparki9085]

"why are you being so condescending?" - a very condescending caller

[@Disturbed0neGaming]

Ya'll just blew my mind. It was a very small explosion...

[@Apostolnixx]

Oh no! 😂 But I'm glad nobody or nothing got hurt.

[@somersetcace1]

Not sure whether to compliment your patience or deride the length of it.

[@loki1066]

Great job of keeping calm,guys, in the face of idiocy that has almost reached an art form.

[@razony]

As an Ex-Christian. I don't and never did believe in the biblical hell, nor does it hold anything over me. The ONLY people hell effects, are those that believe in hell. No wonder, so many are slaves to the fear monster. 😈👺👹 When will humanity evolve our of the Dark Ages?

[@greeneyedlady5580]

I was basically outed to my family as an atheist last year. I'd kept discussions about it to my son and the few other non-Christians in the family. The very first thing I told them was that even through all the years I was Christian, I never believed in hell. The whole carrot and stick approach to try to force people to believe and stay in line was just way to obvious to me, even as a 12 or 13 year old. That's why I never had nightmare or the residual fear of hell that a lot of people who've deconstructed suffer from.

[@razony]

@greeneyedlady5580 Same here. Never ever had a nightmare. I fly bunches though. Religion is all about fear. Believe or ELSE!

[@danwatson171]

When all doctrines involving supernatural claims are completely sequestered in the fiction section worldwide. Large gatherings should be termed as a book club and required to examine other books with equal fervour.

[@razony]

@@danwatson171 Atheists have some of the largest book clubs known to humanity.

[@Caphiasas-sf6ct]

i doubt john has never had a original thought

[@MarkJones-zh3ho]

He fought every thought😊

[@KitPhuket-ix1en]

Cursing= bad Gay= bad Being a felon= good

[@jameshenderson4876]

And John, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should not sleep with your siblings.

[@brock4372]

I was homeless at the beginning of this year and now in August, I'm working and am about to move into my apartment. In no way ever did I pray to a God for help. Especially when the God would be responsible for me being homeless. I got this far in this little of time by doing the hard work and busting my ass to get there before Winter.

[@Sherpa92]

You guys did an amazing job simplifying things for Jon, he really needed it even though it didn’t work. He needed to stop trying to “help” you’ll and help himself with some basic knowledge of things.

[@sypherthe297th2]

People like John are so unequivocally evil. This fixation on hell and his gleeful acceptance of it is horrifying. He belongs back in prison for good because it sounds like he came out even more dangerous than he was before he went in.

[@helicopterharry5101]

8 minutes in and I'm willing to believe in Allah to make to stop.

[@watchandjewelryloft4713]

"They're sentence enhancers." - Patrick Star

[@IndridCool54]

John was “Scared Straight” by the fear of GAWD!

[@creativewriter3887]

Or more to the point.. his CELLMATE (he said he was in jail).. did it. Which is part and parcel of xianity. Why is it that you can only find Jesus in prison, rehab, half-way houses, skid row, etc? Why is that you NEVER hear of people finding Jesus in Disney or at the Grand Canyon??? And yet they blather about protecting the children, when jesus can only be found in places that you would NEVER take a child..... including CHURCH!!

[@teve90]

Rather the fear of returning to prison

[@IndridCool54]

@@teve90 probably true 👍🏼

[@creativewriter3887]

@@teve90 Or the second coming (or third, fourth or 50th) of Bubba

[@roboticintertainment]

This title and the Pic with the hand over the mouth is sending me 😂😂😂

[@tedgrant2]

I love this caller. So intelligent and well educated.

[@mirandahotspring4019]

Gomer Pyle calls in, I wondered whatever happened to him.

[@Frankya92]

😂😂😂

[@wildmanfisher]

He's in a world of 💩

[@frrebrreb4296]

Having a discussion about religion with people who are not educated is very difficult...😅😅

[@padraigg9508]

What kind of education system do you have in the US?

[@goldenskeptic6309]

A crap one😂😂😂😂

[@ScottMabry-v3k]

Johns from South Carolina say no more

[@jens2old2care]

John basically sees God as voldemort. And he was cautioning them from saying his name 3 times. John believes because it's CYA. He's scared of a hell so he figures he BETTER believe.

[@yy4uman]

Hey, if I go to Hell, at least I won't have to worry about getting the BBQ going. 😋

[@fullmetal1119]

Now I want BBQ. XD

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

If there Actually was a hell, it would be full of people that were betrayed by that god monster, including the devil himself. And it would be Much more logical that We would have a food time with whisky and Metal music. and other activities ;) meanwhile in heaven, you're stuck with that narcissist and forced to listen to that sanctimonious nonsense for eternity. I know where i would wanna go.....

[@doneestoner9945]

As Mark Twain said "Heaven for climate. Hell for company".

[@Rasp63]

The phone is the devils work😂😂

[@markwoods4439]

Not only is the Lord a monster but a sadis as well😡

[@kendallchaos]

Did this caller really pull a “think of the children” (when he said what if children listen) and then proceed to state if you don’t follow MY religion then you will burn in hell

[@kyleepratt]

Damn I remember that guilt feeling about always feeling like I could/should do more for other folks to help them accept the gospel. John feels that guilt hard too. It's a shitty thing Christianity can do to folks.

[@chudleyflusher7132]

He, his family and friends, and everyone in South Carolina should be ashamed.

[@sultan.savalan]

This is why doing drugs is not a good idea.

[@eagletrippin]

"Well, if the shoe fits..." 😂💯

[@mitchhaelann9215]

You can HEAR the defense-measures kicking in every time he tries to think about what the hosts are saying. He gets halfway through listening to their words and suddenly starts spouting a bunch of emotionally charged catch-phrases to try to scare them, because they scare him. At its root, christianity is all about fear. And nothing scares them more than people who aren't afraid of their boogeyman.

[@myprophet1]

And in catholicism it's guilt, guilt over stuff you never did.

[@mitchhaelann9215]

@@myprophet1 Guilt, yeah, catholics are big on guilt, but there's always the undercurrent of fear. Fear of hell, fear of judgement, fear of losing community, fear of outsiders, fear of themselves, fear of sex. Fear is their primary motivator.

[@chatpilot]

Nothing more frustrating than talking to a fundamentalist believer! I know because I used to be one. But I ended up an atheist after questioning my beliefs and my personal quest for the so called truth.

[@yy4uman]

Am I the only one who read the video title and said to myself, "OH SHIT, here we go!"?

[@cartmanrlsusall]

The hosts return the energy tossed at them profanity is a minor issue

[@ileezamotherofrain4537]

I live in the "Holy Land". I was in a car accident, knocked out, broken bones. Guess who saved me. Other human beings.

[@67cudaksa34]

When you think about john, think deliverance

[@Rayle75]

"I don't understand that" Sir, the field of things that you don't understand is f****** fast. The fact that someone like this is allowed to breathe The precious oxygen that we all need is proof enough that there is no God, or certainly not a just one.

[@daelnelbel]

I know you mean “vast” but the mental image of a field full of concepts growing legs and sprinting away is some peak Alice In Wonderland imagery and it deserves to be appreciated

[@Rayle75]

@@daelnelbel lol, I didn't even notice that. Kinda a fail on my part. 😆

[@diamondemerald116]

"The lord put me there" boy that had me rollin XD

[@dinuffin]

John sounds like a Boondocks character.

[@loodlebop]

He was REALLY struggling to understand the suffering in heaven thing lol

[@DavidGregory-qw4ws]

Its either stick your fingers in your ears and say la,la,la, or its dishonesty every time

[@brucewilliams4152]

If I haven't been in prison, in an atheist. What does that say

[@markwoods4439]

Don’t understand that statement at all!

[@wildmanfisher]

Look up "atheist prison population" and you'll get some interesting results that all seem to point towards the idea that atheists are very underrepresented in prison.

[@jimiellis6060]

The man smokin some good sht! 🤣

[@doneestoner9945]

Don't blame weed on stupidity.

[@jimiellis6060]

@@doneestoner9945 🤣

[@johnsperry9494]

I’m not afraid of Hell. There are probably enough scientists in Hell that by the time I get there, they’ll have the place air conditioned. 😉

[@marc-antoinecusson3119]

That poor man was let down by the educational system. That or someone slept with his mom-sister to have a kid.

[@suburban-vampire]

".... I don't understand that"

[@nightlydrugs6927]

“We know, John.”

[@joshuakohlmann9731]

Wasn't that just a surprise.

[@HystericalSej]

4:06 As someone with a superior god complex, I need my own book. I need to write a book for myself that tells everyone they should give me ALL the Sour Skittles or they will go to my basement dungeon. Better yet, I need someone who already likes me to write this book then go around saying I wrote it myself!

[@sirbarryvee-eight6485]

Hang on... been to prison, keen on Jesus, can't think things through, and goes on the attack. Holy crap, that was Jimedith!

[@WolfA4]

After the first four words of the explanation of faith went in one ear and out the other for John.

[@Caphiasas-sf6ct]

johnny sounds like a cool dude, i bet he's a chick magnet

[@maynardlikethecandy5347]

😂

[@heiyuall]

“What is this educamation thing you speak of?”

[@WhizzRichardThompson]

He sounds like a character from Deliverence.

[@docbauk3643]

My hell is 35% worse than Eric’s hell.

[@freddan6fly]

LOL

[@alucarderipmavtube]

Eric's Hell, but each second takes weeks to experience because you're in a Sharingan's Tsukuyomi, too.

[@daveward4358]

WTF! Speechless.....

[@rylanasher4756]

Conversing with John is like swimming through rock.

[@ketorising81]

Simple questions for a simple person. Utterly shocked we never quite got there. He clutches fake pearls over language but did something in his life worthy of incarceration.

[@mr.c2485]

Time for a bong rip! 😊

[@Zdaren]

As soon as the caller said I on air naaah. I knew it was over. You know what I mean.

[@Bangy]

John seems like the type of person who, even knowing the length of one side, can't calculate the perimeter of a square without a ruler.

[@deathdealer312]

"Whats a square? Man, why we gotta bring up maf and stuff, this should be about gawd" - John, probably

[@UhOhDovah]

I knew this wouldn't go anywhere right in the beginning. Good on them for trying to teach him but I wouldn't bother. No point

[@runcaz7802]

This is some phone call. Well done.

[@Arkloyd]

It makes me sad to hear a person defending a religion that was used to keep his ancestors in slavery. It's not the bible that says that people in heaven will enjoy watching the tortures in hell. It was a 'saint'.

[@creativewriter3887]

YES.. The bible condones owning women, people, etc. for GENERATIONS.. .Isn't that ironic.. dontcha think?

[@CeezGeez]

this is one thing that i feel doesn’t get talked about enough in our communities.

[@petertheore668]

How do you know his ancestors were enslaved?

[@CeezGeez]

@@petertheore668 it doesn’t even matter if they weren’t. it’s the principle.

[@razony]

Like reasoning with a 6 year old...8.

[@orgixvi3]

I think it was pretty clear that John did not have the education to have this level of discussion.

[@JamesRichardWiley]

The all powerful, all wise creator of the Cosmos spends his time monitoring what humans are saying about him. This is what cult members like to tell each other to exercise control.