Tool Sucks - Your Favorite Band Sucks Podcast

[@michaelwoods9005]

Genesis for juggalos.

[@tylermoulton7294]

Hahaha

[@Soft_Machine]

💀

[@DestroyYouAlot]

fuuuuuuuck so accurate

[@sgshumblecrumb6046]

Insane Clown Posse for pretentious progressive/art rock nerds.

[@greigns7781]

Tool is a great starter prog band. You can't throw the weirder shit at people first and expect them to enjoy it

[@carterrodriquez7494]

You guys are like if Tool was a podcast.

[@octomondo5270]

You love to hate them like everyone else

[@jasonfifi]

in light of their new album, and the tool fan hype surrounding it, this episode is evergreen as all hell.

[@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382]

With the new album out, this is like a safe haven.

[@RhadaGhast100]

I honestly really like Tool but the fanbase lowkey ruins a lot of it for me.

[@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382]

@AgentOfOblivion it sucks MAJOR goblin balls

[@LijerFM]

Hey jason

[@jasonfifi]

@@LijerFM sup playboi?

[@andrefjbernardo]

"The shit you like and the shit you don't like is not what makes you an individual." This is very Tool.

[@ce6ej]

Lol huh? 😂

[@andrefjbernardo]

@@ce6ej Share here your very last search on google.

[@requiem5179]

Tool fans are like Apple consumers. In complete denial and forever ready to pay anything for mediocre products.

[@chillDude_chills]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6fPY3V_nbqtgqM

[@sunoclockoneday2576]

I have taken psychedelic drugs at a level that some would claim as abuse and the thing it has taught me is to stay as far away from tool as possible

[@seantillman5266]

Why? I agree, I feel the same way on mushrooms. I am curious what you are feeling/hearing.

[@420RyanBruce]

If your taking acid and jamming to grateful dead and not having a great time, then that's something wrong with you...not thier music.

[@tomc6583]

Can you explain why? Please

[@sunoclockoneday2576]

@@tomc6583 the music is dark and disturbing. Maybe it's enjoyable for some people just not for me. As someone else mentioned I rock the Grateful Dead along with Icaros and hindustani classical and it blows me out of my mind every time. Safe travels ✌️

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@sunoclockoneday2576tool has some music that would probably great to trip to. they probably also have some terrible music to trip to

[@sintheticsounds1686]

This is one of the best things Ive heard. Probably got death threats after this one with how unhealthily obsessed tool fans are.

[@jondoe-nc9qo]

@Ralph Richter Boy bands have more to say and more complicated music than tool. The new album simply is 10 minute songs of nothing but the same t hing over and over. And people call that shit progressive.

[@jondoe-nc9qo]

@Matthew Anthony I think there are way too many people who once finding out someone disagrees with them need a safe space with play dough and coloring books, how sad.

[@Jamaixico]

I've listened to Tool enough, but I just can't see what's so great about it. I listened to Nirvana and I honestly think most songs are shit, I'm not sure about this Tool band, but definitely better than Nirvana haha

[@Unoriginalswine]

@@jondoe-nc9qo wow amazing how trash your taste in music is to summarize it that way haha

[@Dilley_G45]

Not as much as Slayer fans... 😆 and yes I like Thrash Metal

[@AllYourFache]

I’m absolutely terrified of walking into a bar and seeing someone with a Tool shirt.

[@RoninMike-DR]

Why? Lol this is so stupid. Why are you such a pussy scared of a shirt?

[@chronovac]

@@RoninMike-DR on the off chance that you would have to talk to that person

[@RoninMike-DR]

@@chronovac why would you need to talk anyone?

[@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382]

@@RoninMike-DR you wouldn't, they go up to you and say HEY DO YOU KNOW LATERALUS IS BUILT ON THE FIBONACCI SEQUENCE

[@RoninMike-DR]

@@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382 this is generalisation, I guess when you meet one you have met them all kinda deal, lol. Your just making stuff up lol.

[@Scipio-Africannabis]

I don't care about Tool or their music, but I DO hate the fact that everyone claims the song with the fibonacci sequence or golden ratio or whatever was literally a genius thing which only a genius could do, but realistically it's just a fucking simple concept who nobody bothered to do before. Treating it like it's an incredible achievement but it's literally nothing.

[@matthaft2048]

Eve Maynard James Keenan himself said that he felt it was the musical equivalent of making a dick joke 😂

[@ce6ej]

Lateralus is my favorite song of all time, and I’ve always thought the whole “Fibonacci Sequence” thing is dumb, and it doesn’t matter… it’s just an amazing song 😊

[@dennycochran5323]

Yeah...as with much of "Tool" (and I'm a fan...just not a crazy fan) it's simple creativity of a concept that sounds complicated, but isn't really. I do have to give "Tool" credit for their creativity and amazing sound (plus Carey is a best on the kit for sure). You are right about the "Fibonacci" thing...who cares? I always thought it was meaningless as well...haha! Just a novel idea is all.

[@curly_wyn]

Yeah, and Maynard literally says that his music isn’t smart at all and that his audience is just stupid and over-analyzes shit.

[@dribblesg2]

In the actual band's defense, Maynard said basically that - it was a simple gimmick and people need to calm down.

[@Betta66]

I have my own podcast and we just did an episode about Tool, including a bit where the episode's co-host calls Tool fans the Kanye fans of metal. For most of the episodes, which are uploaded to KZbin, we're lucky if we get 50 views. In the five days since we uploaded our Tool episode, it has gotten over 1800 views. And after reading some of the comments there, hearing you tear the Tool fans a new one provided some nice catharsis. So thank you.

[@evanstarr846]

Everyone has their own taste, but if you're an average rock listener like the guy in the reddit post then of course tool will sound like the most mindblowing thing and to an extent they have some interesting music, but if you really dive into other music then you'd realize their is MUCH more "complex" or "smart" music out there that makes tool seem smaller than people think.

[@jordanbodkin3517]

Can I know what those other musicians are? Idrc about this whole ranking of people like “oh my god tool is the best thing ever” but I do really enjoy there music and think it’s very unique. So I’d be curious to know what bands make you think their music isn’t all that crazy.

[@evanstarr846]

@@jordanbodkin3517tool is definitely progressive and unique. its not a hierarchy or anything, I enjoy some tool myself but its annoying when close minded people hear them and think it's superior to all other music. there's just a huge variety of things out there is what I'm saying, when it come to tool, they're a good psychedelic progressive grunge band IMO. They don't really branch out of their formulas so the cool aspects of them get worn out for me. When I hear classical music or AFX or close to the edge by yes it can sound more "complex" to me than tool. But it doesn't mean anything. Its not a hierarchy like I said.

[@WillJM81280]

Yet you couldn’t be bothered to give any examples.

[@flagmuffin1221]

@@jordanbodkin3517 Dillinger Escape Plan, Tesseract, Meshuggah, Car Bomb, Between the Buried & Me, Animals As Leaders, The Dear Hunter (not metal, but one of todays best prog rock bands), Thank You Scientist. All of these bands are musically crazier than Tool. Tool's use of "odd" time signatures is honestly incredibly basic compared to anything Dillinger, Meshuggah, Tesseract, BTBAM or Car Bomb does. It's laughable.

[@tahamohammedi5898]

​@@flagmuffin1221those are some of the most well known artists in the underground scene and some of the least interesting I'll give you some real obscure innovative progressive music, Kayo Dot, maudlin of the Well, Pan of Salvation, Tiamat, Katatonia, Fantomas

[@debonaire_nerd]

Ah, Tool time! Isn't this the band Tim Allen is in?

[@matchboxcody]

Tool: the official soundtrack of being so pretentious that you won’t allow your music to stream on anything other than KZbin for the sole reason of not wanting to be mainstream Edit: I learned Schism on bass, and the hardest part really is trying to remember if you’re about to go into a chorus or if you’re about to hit the middle of the song.

[@PerpetualArt]

You must be a special kind of idiot. They are streaming on spotify you moron.

[@maxhancock4953]

matchboxcody you’re a fucking idiot

[@peakay8587]

I love Tool but am having trouble finding arguments to rebuttal their points...

[@1985cmk]

I’m a little older now. Tool actually is my favorite band. This is really good. I was kinda that dude they talk about, listening to this is like listening to your own voice recorded. “Every tool fan thinks they’re not one of the bad ones”

[@gigoty5796]

"So if someone comes along and doesnt like something you like and that's a dealbreaker for you, you're a peice of shit" lol I like em

[@ritocardenas2248]

Right? Like no irony in that what so ever lol

[@ummon995]

Tool is my guilty pleasure and you dudes are making my guilt very palpable lol Good rant :)

[@KosMik_Skul]

How so? They didn't really break down the music or lyrics. I still love Tool. I don't feel guilty. These guys are just hipster jerkoff elitists. I've listened to a couple episodes n only one was legitimately funny which is ironic since they're catagorized as comedy & also music critics. Lol critics are the worst. Especially critics with podcasts cuz they have no one to argue or debate with do it's just then jerking themselves n reach other off. The only thing actually talk about in this episode, with the exception of a few snide uninformed comments that took no real thought or intelligence to make, was the Phenomenon of Tool n mostly not even that but a specific group of fans. Pretty low cheap. Similar to the Led Zeppelin episode. I can't believe I listened to both these so the way through. The LZ episode was a lil better but this one was just terrible. N I'm not just saying that bcuz I'm a fan of Tool. I can handle ppl disagreeing with me n not looking the same thing as me but don't label n generalize everyone who likes a band according to the worst elements of the fan base. That's like saying all black ppl r drug dealers n bad ppl bcuz a large group of them are. It's the same logic. Tool have legitimately improved my life by introducing me to Bill Hicks, Carl Jung n so soooo much more and I love their music, they've inspired me to be creative n open my mind n they're quality artists. This episode was garbage. There only funny part was how meta, ironic, n hypocritical it was. These guys literally have a fucking PODCAST not a talk show where they interact with fans or other ppl n just criticize ppl who create art, they wouldn't even have a show if it wasn't for these bands, they contribute nothing, except for an occasional laugh or interesting bit of trivia. And in this episode they don't even go after the band much, they go after the fans. Wtf... lame. I'm not wasting anymore time with them. There's so much other stuff to do or listen to.

[@Owen-ne6pe]

Meester MikeL the point of this podcast is too piss of and make fun of fans of the band they hardly go in depth about the music lol

[@KosMik_Skul]

@@Owen-ne6pe which if that's true kinda makes them look stupid when they talk shit about bands or ppl trying to be "edgy" huh? Don't u think?! Fuck these guys. No not bcuz they don't like Tool or made fun of them. But bcuz they're hypocritical immature morons oh n boring.

[@randyshottonight35]

@@KosMik_Skul your whining is even longer and more poorly written than a tool song

[@KosMik_Skul]

@@randyshottonight35 whatever not as much as the podcast sucks n it's fans.

[@ohheyfukyoo337]

The only thing that sucks more than Tool fans is Tool.

[@CanadianPrepper]

1) Ive never liked Tool arrogantly or mocked people who dont. 2) Every song sounds similiar because they have their own distinct sound, many bands try to do that and fail. Is this a criticism? 3) The music isn't complex enough? Damn near every top 40 track of the last 50 years is a few chords, it appears nothing short of Beethoven would satisfy and I'm sure you would call the fans elitist. 4) You generalize that every tool fan is a preacher with a tool shirt. If you've ever been to one of their concerts you would see that half the crowd is white collars that you would never peg for a Tool fan. 5) Your main criticism is the sanctimonious attitude of "tool fans" (already shown to be a baseless strawman) and the whole rant is an ad hominem attack claiming your own superior taste in music. 6) Its not shakespeare or Robert Frost, there is no mysteries of the universe being unraveled but it provides people with a sombre backdrop to contemplate their existence. Your comment about not wanting to hear about Maynards struggle to find god as annoying is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, so what they hell can anyone sing about that is worthy enough of your attention? Hookers and blow? The fact that Maynard criticizes himself and had one song where he critiques fans that call him a sell out is testament to their perfectionism. I'm not saying their perfect nor care to convince you but unless this was a really well acted troll you guys have no idea what you're talking about.

[@unclejoe1917]

Three minute songs about hookers and blow are the best.

[@nicholaslindenmeyer6472]

😂

[@jorje0068]

I'm actually going to get a Tool shirt specifically due to this podcast.

[@xviphoenix69]

You should also go around your city wearing a puscifer shirt as well because you just might be the definition of one. 😂

[@FunboyMacphallush]

Why King Crimson? Why demean yourselves by touring with Tool?

[@AbsoluteRecoil]

Whenever I see someone mention tool, or anything related to them internally I die a little and cringe

[@lukdb]

@Jeremy Harris because looking at Tool based on how others talk about it is the standard for what to think about this band, nevermind actually listening and coming up with your own reasons.

[@baronbeefcake4701]

@Levels Of Rage God forbid people have passion about music.

[@dackjaniels4205]

I always thought the same thing everyone always tells me I need to listen to certain albums by them because they're much better but I've listened to all of them and their all boring as fuck

[@Thrashman-ye4cf]

Just subscribed yesterday. Plenty of work listening material now. I've been looking for a good music podcast for a while. You guys are hilarious.

[@dronniebrascowtf]

Another good thing about Deftones is that they never stayed with the same styles they always tried sum new. They make good music and it's just as spacey and weird like tool but they don't front intelligence

[@Bigd843]

All Tool is, is a bunch of open and close octaves with guitars tuned to drop D.

[@jeomemo]

well arent you a fucking genius are you going to start your own band or do you have one already

[@Bigd843]

@@jeomemo maybe

[@ushio1087]

@@Bigd843 because he was a rhythm guitarist? You dont expect a rhythm player to play lead lmao. Smart ass.

[@MajicFreeman]

i know for a fact tyler didn't always hate tool and it's clear from listening to this that they don't really, it's mostly their fans

[@alexfreeman7979]

this podcast is an absolute gem

[@how8765]

dave fuck hey are u still backing in Edmonton bud?

[@squareonechess6939]

12:25 What if they like something you don't like?

[@hihello-sx1sx]

I love this podcast so much

[@richiecook2305]

Damn dudes. Thanks for the free therapy session!

[@eugenesis8188]

My theory is that Maynard is just some kind of weird genius at making really simple things seem way deeper than they are. These guys are talking about how tool's logo, and their career as a whole, is deeper than it actually is, while talking about how tool sucks. They're literally doing the same thing tool fans do while talking about tool fans.

[@drial]

I liked Tools first ep. Opiate. shorter songs. Had it on tape. Got me away from listening to hair bands like poison .I'm back to hair bands now. much happier. Good broadcast.

[@Sc00byg00ky]

I bet hair metal bands made you gay again.

[@jondoe-nc9qo]

@@jeffstuart4424 To be fair hair metal bands have a lot more talent. Most of those bands have guitarists who can actually play solos. Some of those bands have singers who can actually sing. Most of those bands understand how to construct a song. Tool doesn't have any of those htings. Instead they just sing about anally fisting someone. Yeah real special.

[@jeffstuart4424]

@@jondoe-nc9qo your right! You listen to any 80s song and its got great guitar solos. Lot of people judge them for being glam metal but if you actually listen they could play. Far better then nirvana. Nirvana has 5 songs I like so I'm not hating on them but honestly they were way overrated. They weren't great musicians. They just came up with something different when everyone was burned out on hair metal. To me Alice in chains was far better. But back to 80s of the greatest guitarist list I'm pretty positive most come from the 80s.

[@jondoe-nc9qo]

@@jeffstuart4424 I'll be honest. I've mostly been indifferent to the band, liked a few songs until I understood their meanings. It was largely the new album. A bunch of 10 minute songs that don't change for at least the first 6 minutes of each song, couldn't give each song more than that and I like long songs. That was when I really stopped and realized what they really are. The only conclusion I could come up with especially with the new album is it must be music made for people who are high, and that's fine for those people. I don't hate anyone for liking them, their choice, but I can't call them talented when their music doesn't show it. Helll the break in the previously mentioned song I don't know what they're doing but it sounds like the guy is raping his guitar and everyone back in the day loved it.

[@jeffstuart4424]

@@jondoe-nc9qo couldn't agree more. I grew up listening to rush, black Sabbath, van Halen, dream theatre, 80s metallica, and so many more talented band's. Rush made a few 10 minute songs and there was so much going on that the song didn't seem 10 minutes. Not a huge rush fan but I understand why people are because they are so talented. This new tool song feels like an eternity. Sounds pretty similar to the last album they made as well. When people say tool is talented I pretty much laugh! Other then Cary they're pretty average. So many more talented band's people are completely missing. It would take me the length of the new tool song to list all of them lol. Not cause I need to think but cause its so many

[@Donkypunchrr]

Just spent the last 3 weeks going through all your videos. It slowly dawned on me that you guys are naming off all of the bands my brother used to force me to listen to. I thought I didn't like Tool because my brother sucked, but it turns out the bands also sucks; in addition to him sucking.

[@JBThax]

You should go to a papa roach concert then.

[@悪臭-p9p]

Lol

[@ScuffedHomie]

Imagine liking tool lmao

[@RoninMike-DR]

Imagine listening to Slipknot... Eeww

[@ScuffedHomie]

@Ralph Richter ok if you call 10 minute songs with shitty filler and whiny vocals good then ok. The Pot is tools only good song

[@biancamichele358]

@@ScuffedHomie damn and the pot aint even that good

[@jonahmorissun5166]

@@ScuffedHomie u dont like sober? I know people who like avenged sevenfold 🤢🤮 now those are some shit vocals

[@holyshit1916]

Trimmer Undertow and Aenima have some great songs, and i would say “The Grudge” is their best song.

[@joshuafult84]

I agree the songs I've heard from Tool all the instrumentals sound the same and Manyard never ever seems to sing in a different tone at all.

[@blankearth5840]

Joshua Fult - or maybe that’s just how he prefers to sing. Check out a perfect circles new album, Maynard definitely went different paths in that one

[@joshuafult84]

@@blankearth5840 Yup Manyard is a great singer I just mean as far as in the Tool songs he tends to not change his vocal style

[@elektrotripper]

Being a Tool fan myself: Thanks a lot for this, it´s hilarious:-)

[@mattmarkowitz8894]

Your stick figure drawing as a work of art analogy perfectly sums up tool and their fans...thank you for this podcast. Thank you for having the balls to not buy into bullshit.

[@ileutur6863]

You do realise this podcast is mostly sarcasm poking fun at bands they like? You're just falling for the bit

[@jdthornton78]

Thank you very much. I laughed so hard at this - so much of this is true and describes 80% of the Tool fans I have encountered. I am one who loves quite a bit of complex music (prog metal, some prog rock, shred, technical death metal, technical thrash metal, some jazz fusion, some classical, for example, in addition to many types of 'non-complex' music), but Tool have always bored me.

[@jdthornton78]

@Eric Byrd Indeed they are...I tried to appreciate them from multiple angles and at different times in my life, and each time I came to the same conclusion - Tool's music is nothing special. It is boring, repetitive pabulum masquerading as something "complex" or "proggy." The so-called "intelligent" lyrics could have been written by an angsty, pretentious teenager.

[@RoninMike-DR]

Oooh he likes "complex music" define complex music for me please. Lol what a fucking tool.

[@RoninMike-DR]

@@jdthornton78 taste and beauty are subjective. Of course your opinion is the most attractive to you that's why it's your opinion and not mine, is this "too complex" to understand? What a bunch of tools.

[@jdthornton78]

@Ralph Richter Pink Floyd and Rush come to mind.

[@RoninMike-DR]

@@jdthornton78 I love Pink Floyd, I don't really like Rush... This topic is so subjective who could have thunk that?

[@jc1424]

This is like a pretentious argument against a pretentious fanbase. tbh I just find it entertaining.

[@nihilist1280]

People who constantly complain about Tool fans are just as bad as Tool fans.

[@_nikkiknox2852]

I cant lie, I love Tool... That said... my god you two are 100% right 😅

[@johnmonica]

Did you realize you were quoting Tool lyrics with the “I’m the man” part? Lol

[@srap79]

@Your Favorite Band Sucks What genre of music would you consider Tool? Not saying you guys are wrong about them not being prog, I’ve heard them callled a few different things, but 9/10 times they get labeled progressive Metal//Rock. Even a quick glance of Wikipedia has progressive metal as the top listed genre.

[@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast]

Pop

[@upstandingcajun6811]

@@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast technical neoclassical future funk prog jrock with a hint of mariachi and Aboriginal folk music

[@arhaanchettri95]

Exactly, they're nothing more than a pop band.

[@romaretaylor9953]

@@arhaanchettri95 pop? How can you compare Tool and Justin Bieber or Katy perry? They don’t even write their music and their fans have no taste

[@RVsoloman5000]

Me listening to this while wearing Tool shirt

[@corninyourpoop]

lol me about to get in my car with a Tool sticker on it

[@gregwilliams5637]

Because you're awesome and so is Tool!

[@holoceph3916]

It’s healthy to roast your own favorite band and fan base and practice humility. It’s what Maynard would want you to do

[@joeyperrone3168]

Perfect Circle has 1 good song. 1 and we all know what song Im talking about. And on that note why would I want to listen to another band with the same singer, because it just sounds like the other band they're in?

[@kionihernandez356]

i wish that "pieces fit" joke would've been used more on the pod. Gut busted 😂😂😂

[@rileyklingensmith5967]

I’m a tool fan for purely the music. The fans are indeed some of the shittiest people. I don’t think I’m smarter than anyone for liking tool. If everyone thought that no one would give the fan base a second thought

[@RobHellfire666]

I saw Meshuggah open for Tool in 2002, funny you should have mentioned them... Tool was great in the 90's. Like it or not, those first few albums will remain classics. Out of the 7 times I've seen Tool, seeing them just after 'Undertow' came out in 1993 was one of the most crazy, energetic, and violent shows I've ever seen; to date. The ENTIRE crowd was one big mosh pit!! Back when they were more of a straightforward metal band.. As compared to their later music. Money, and fame ruined Tool, as is usually the case. They absolutely do suck now. 75$ for a C.D!!?! 🖕

[@s.miller2648]

Correct, Aenima was the last good Tool album.

[@kaidemelloch12]

I love tool but I honestly agree based off their last album that Maynard's over the whole band

[@aaronzywicki8683]

13 Years To Make An Album! A Smart Band Would Be Putting Out An Album Every Month.

[@TomasBridal]

I work at a School of Rock and can confirm, these kids love Tool. And Rush.

[@marilynmansonisfat5226]

Tool is great if you like slow, dull shit music that would bore my fucking grandma to tears.

[@Mxulin]

Nice name

[@vibratoryuniverse308]

It really is like watching paint dry. But, like Rick and Morty, you need a 3000 IQ to truly appreciate it

[@AITreeBranches]

@@vibratoryuniverse308 What? I bet you don't get 10% of the references in Rick and Morty.

[@TheRiverLeW]

Along with Radiohead, Tool always struck me as a band you *put on* to feel smarter than someone else rather than *listen to* because you enjoy them.

[@Hunkeykung]

Agree. But Radiohead has some really good songs though. If they were from Britney Spears I would have liked them as well

[@michaels7159]

Nah, they both have some really good songs. More so Radiohead than Tool.

[@Mxulin]

I put them on to feel some sort of emotion rather than silence tbh

[@michaelwills1926]

Add sonic youth to this list

[@mattgrant5341]

Tool sucks? I hear no lies

[@spencerkowalski1602]

Tool: How to Start a Cult 101 "Does it work?" "Have you SEEN their fanbase?" "Touché"

[@actavisprime514]

I just like their bass.

[@thomasjefferson8629]

Welcome to the Great Hipster Bar of the Internet, where every [real tool] who has never played in a band has an opinion to offer. No wonder this channel has only 1.5k subs. Go play music, you real tools. Go learn to sing full scales, go learn to drum like Danny, go learn to write lyrics that hook people for decades.

[@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast]

LoL

[@RoninMike-DR]

That's all they have to offer an LOL, in this perticular pod cast (it's the only pod cast I have listened from YFBS, and not even 10 min of it) these guys become exactly what they are criticizing by thinking they are smarter than Tool fans because they listen to Mashuggah, lol it's such an oxymoron. They make very false statements like more albums means the band is better, the more complex the better the quality ect. These are pompous hypocritical fan boys that are mad their favorite bands don't have an army like Tool, they make it so obvious from the very beginning. My favorite band of all time has to be Pink Floyd, but I guess based on these fools logic they suck as well because they are not complex enough. Mashuggah really? It's been over a year since this was posted, it has a little over 3k views, 95 likes and 83 dislikes and only 80 comments mostly from people that don't know about music. Mashuggah really? I recommend Herbie Hancock's Chameleon followed by Abbasando by Avion Travel, a little Orange Blossom Ya Sidi, chase it with some death metal opera like Epica's Phantom's Agony, some Peach, Kehmmis' Bereaved and top it off with Vivaldi's 4 Seasons The Winter. Just flexed for you fools, Mashuggah really? What a fucking joke.

[@anttt7993]

@@RoninMike-DR these guys are entertaining...but yeah, very lacking in the way of musical credibility. or contrarian for the sake of being so.

[@悪臭-p9p]

Lmao I even hate Tool and I've worked with Alex Grey and Tool projects over the years. You guys are embarrassing if you're being serious. LOL

[@greigns7781]

@@悪臭-p9p worked with? I'm not buying that

[@deanlangley4003]

Their new album is boring

[@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast]

Insanely.

[@fyourgoat9143]

you mean like all of their albums? lol

[@LessThanJayson]

I couldn’t hit a line of coke to make that exciting...

[@jayspin8093]

I'm glad you feel better about yourself putting others down.

[@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast]

It’s feels amazing. Thanks!

[@jayspin8093]

@@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast you are welcome. To bad you can't feel good about actually doing something you created or something positive. You just piggy-backing off others. But some of us fail at life and are bitter. Sorry you one of them

[@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast]

@@jayspin8093 thanks!

[@jayspin8093]

@@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast your welcome

[@jayspin8093]

@Levels Of Rage Yeah well you probably hate yourself and failed in life too. You put TOOL on in front of anybody including Rappers to Country fans about 95% of people end up loving it and the positive messages behind it. Only the bitter loser trolls "I hate anything positive because my life sucks" people don't like it. I mean this entire channel is created for hating things and even your name says your angry probably haven't gotten laid in years LMFAO

[@leroyjenkins4811]

The only reason I didn’t like Tool was because they refused to release their albums in digital format for the longest time. But they finally joined the rest of us in the digital age and realized nobody buys Compact Disc at Best Buy anymore. I haven’t owned a CD player in years. I completely understand Maynard hating his band because he despises his fans. The fans end up attributing a level of hero worship to him and the band that he’s not comfortable with when he just wanted to make music. And yes, those people are stoned out of their minds on drugs. The fans thinks it’s deep when Maynard never did. And he hates it. The difference between Tool and the Grateful Dead is that the Dead and their fans believe their bullshit while Maynard despises the fans for believing bullshit that he knows is bullshit. I like Tool. I rarely tell people I do. I certainly don’t go on at length about how it changed my life or something. It’s good music. That’s about it. What else do you really want me to say? Some Tool fans talk like if you listen to the band, all the secrets of the universe will suddenly be revealed. That won’t happen. If Maynard let them, Tool fans would turn him into a cult leader and that’s something he doesn’t want. He tries to be sarcastic, satirical, and even rude to the fans at concerts to let them know in roundabout ways he doesn’t take them or the band that seriously and his words fall on deaf ears. It must really suck for him. A man has to make a living some how. Unfortunately, he keeps having to do Tool because none of his side projects are as successful or have lasted as long as Tool has. Imagine the hell of keeping on having to do the thing you hate just to stay wealthy. No wonder it takes so long for them to make records. To his and Tool’s credit, they do a relatively good job each time and give the fans what they want. They are consistent and the formula hasn’t changed.

[@carpenoctem775]

They really are a boring band musically. And live too.

[@aaronrindlisbacher2717]

I love that you mention meshuggah. A band that opened for tool for their lateralus tour and who have called tool the best band in the world. Tool is the reason I listen to meshuggah. Guess you dont know tool fans as well as you think.

[@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast]

YOU GOT US

[@hihello-sx1sx]

Aaron Rindlisbacher I don’t think you understand the point of this podcast lmao

[@aaronrindlisbacher2717]

@@hihello-sx1sx YOU GOT ME

[@winstonjaquez3996]

Alienated myself back in 2001 when Lateralus came out, i thought they were It, but then i discovered other bands through the years, greater bands than tool, and since 10k, which was kind of a failure, like leftovers from their previous album, and since those years until now, been let down by the band, actin like douchebags primadonnas, treatin their audience disrespectful, thing is that i believe they are totally overrated,maybe they are good, but for me they are just not that great anymore, guess i got smart imo lol

[@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017]

Tool sucks, but so does Dillinger Escape Plan.

[@jcbermudez88]

Closeted tool fan here. I agree with this 100 percent. (Maybe not closeted but I don’t shit on other ppl that hate what I like)

[@stryker_6568]

I'm sorry but that Maynard/record label story is the most badass thing I've ever heard 😂

[@rileyklingensmith5967]

People hate tool fans because they are so defensive for no reason.

[@th3gr81]

I seriously thought I was the only one who hates Tool and A Perfect Circle ⭕️ Anything Maynard touches sounds like shit, the same song over and over again.

[@fyourgoat9143]

low and slow...take a big long shit...over and over and over again...the heroin experience

[@jayspin8093]

actually sounds like you describing most death and black metal

[@joshuafult84]

+Joseph Santiago Crazy part is Manyard never seems to change his vocal sound and tone all these years. Every band and song he sings/been in sounds the same.

[@sentienthotdog2353]

I don't consider myself a "Tool fan", but I like some of the music. This may surprise you, but there are some of us who don't buy into all the mystical bullshit and just like to listen to them, especially Danny Carey on the drums.

[@JustinFREAKIN]

It might be really cool if you guys got a hold of the leaked copy of the new album and hit us with a surprise update episode this week... just sayin....

[@thedude-jb7wx]

If you want a week long one song 6/8 tune just press play with all albums linked together. Past the first album its just one 300 hour song. Tool never tried to just come up with a new schtick. Its like Tool oh yeah i love that song Tool. Tool sucks lol

[@mikeydflyingtoaster]

Feels like you went into that Reddit post with a definite idea of what you were hoping to find

[@iamthewalrus.]

If a band releases only 5 albums in a span of almost 30 years and still remain relevant your clearly missing the point. The pseudo intellectuals are annoying but that shouldn’t judge your perception of their art. Nor should the artists. Allowing the dimwits of society to sway your opinions is about as naive as the tool fanatics tripping balls thinking their enlightened

[@kevinschindele4829]

This has been the most accurate one I've watched so far

[@jaydean7924]

Roast the fuck outta Bad Religion. PLEASE.

[@hiphopandsportsfan5751]

I know a band you guys might hate Primus

[@marilynmansonisfat5226]

Primus is a great band. They're actually unique and don't sound exactly the same as everybody else from the 90's, unlike Shittallica.

[@jordancrawford849]

Primus sucks primus sucks

[@beneadie7147]

METAL IS OVERRATED ok bud whatever you say

[@aaronzywicki8683]

Whoa Primus Is Actually Good.

[@SphericalThinker]

This was beautiful.

[@jkemp6791]

Hey! I like Porcupine Tree and Radiohead! But yeah, Tool is trash.

[@gteagle2004]

“Wanna smoke weed and listen to some Lateralus.”

[@gteagle2004]

InMyCudiZzZone I prefer Ænemia tbh

[@gteagle2004]

​@InMyCudiZzZone Yeah I hear you.

[@TheBackRowShow]

Yes I do lol

[@tobe1207]

I'm a white man. But that comment made me realize i wasn't raised as a white man,i didn't live a white life, live ever. I kinda wish i did sometimes,like how my cousins lived.

[@PesterFester1966]

I'll stick with Undertow instead.

[@Cjones322]

Do you guys like any bands?

[@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast]

Hell no.

[@major_chunks]

@@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcastliar. didn’t you say you liked limp bizkit?

[@Hoffmayne]

I went to one if their shows recently and I remember talking to the guy behind me at intermission about how cool the setlist is and then out of left field he started going off about far right conspiracy shit and I realized I can no longer tell people I like this band or even mention them because they’ll rope me in with that jackass

[@lukdb]

lol Rosetta Stoned is awesome. "God damn Shit the bed!"

[@rohitvaishnav25]

I'm happy to come across this podcast. You guys have a different perspective and it's interesting to hear that. I'm a tool fan but in no way think I'm smarter than those who don't listen to tool or think that tool is complex. They certainly are not in comparison to many other bands out there. As a bass player, pulling off Justin's licks aren't really hard. I like them for their overall sound and theme. I personally don't know bands that talk about spirituality and to come across one that does is refreshing.

[@omieg89]

Rohit Vaishnav S I’m a huge tool fan but love many other bands and music genres. The reason I love tool is pretty simple. I think they sound great and they’re different than anything else I’ve ever heard so they’re unique to me. They’re simply tool. But they’re not the only band that is like that. Another band that I love is Red Hot Chili Peppers and i think their sound is also unique.

[@jacktaylor1516]

Rhythmically, Tools music is pretty intricate and props to DC to be able to play it. But harmonically and melodically, it’s completely juvenile and I’m just clueless how people think it’s this sophisticated music.

[@Mxulin]

Massive TOOL fan here but this is funny

[@bbqlips]

I was invited to go to a Tool concert with some friends, never heard any of their stuff. First song started and I seriously wanted to leave...super sucked.

[@gteagle2004]

s u p e r s u c c

[@veldrensavoth7119]

Have y’all done mastodon yet?

[@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast]

yep

[@dnangler13]

do swans

[@MrStefan124]

How bad can music get? Answer: Swans.

[@Syzygy77]

Lol I got stuck in the Tool shed when I was in high school. I had a teacher suggest Radiohead to me saying that it was like Tool. That is when I realized tool wasn’t as cool as I thought it was.

[@weliveinthetimeofretardssj1596]

Radiohead blows dude

[@haggisonmoonlight9828]

Ralph Richter Kid A shits all over tools discography

[@haggisonmoonlight9828]

Ralph Richter Every tool song sounds the same

[@RoninMike-DR]

@@haggisonmoonlight9828 how do they sound the same, go ahead and explain how music genius.

[@RoninMike-DR]

Music taste is so subjective stop being idiots like the pompous hypocritical fan boys that made this pod cast.

[@livinghere1972]

I got talked into buying lateralus once (when it was released). I was very bored listening to it. It sounded like it was just trying hard to be serious and complex, but felt very empty of any soul. I gave the album away the following week.

[@GradualErase]

Yes it was no real album. Garbage.

[@astorgaluthier]

Keep listening to Dream Theater, dude.

[@livinghere1972]

@@astorgaluthier yikes

[@greenjello0]

I mean,,, being relatively simple doesn't mean its shit. If it sounds good, it sounds good, but even that is opinion. If you don't like Tool so be it who cares, but I personally love Tool. P.S. Meshuggahs pretty cool thanks for the suggestion 6:50 :D Edit: just listened to Milk Lizard by Dillinger Escape Plan and its pretty neat! Would rather not be dicked over for being a "ToOl FaN", i just like music, and happen to like prog metal, and like tool. Thanks. Starting to think this show has to be satire lmao

[@troloosauhund8747]

Lets be honest, TOOL have 1 S-Tier album, 2 A-Tier album and 10'000/Fear Inoculum sucks ass

[@hotlanta35]

Tool blows

[@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast]

You're goddamn right.

[@tylermoulton7294]

Fuck you got me good haha. I wanted to say so much to you guys that I kept feeding into the points that you kept making so I'm just going to say I f**** really love what you guys said made me laugh so hard . Speechless 😂

[@CarterHampton_music]

Just realized that Tyler mahan coe is David Allan coe’s son. Just became even more of a fan of the show. I hope you guys get around to roasting some more country artists

[@dragonyoshi1]

I like Adam Jones chunky funky riffs him and morello were buds so they have tendencies like each other I listened to prison sex like 18 times in a row once but I don't mistake running length for technicality or eclecticism and I have never claimed that a spiral saved my life.

[@悪臭-p9p]

The most heavily embellished and self satisfied bullshit that I can only describe as a form of elitist corporate hippy music for tragic people who are easily mystified.

[@tinglemingle5311]

I heard about Tool and they sounded intersesting. Then I was like "Is this it"? Schism has a good bass riff, otherwise they are in need of viagra.

[@KhronicYouth]

nah the stuff b4 lateralus . listen to stinkfist. or 46 and 2 or even their first album .

[@somewhatsomething4882]

The Pot?