YouTube Comments Suck

[@GravyBoat.]

if your favourite podcast is YFBS, then your favourite podcast sucks

[@carterfest]

Underrated comment

[@newdivision00]

When I was a teen I was an insufferable classic rock fan and this podcast brings me great joy in making fun of that narrow mindset.

[@miguelgarza2573]

I've been waiting for new episodes since forever, you guys being back, is such welcome news.

[@_NoDrinkTheBleach]

I've always hated the idea that you have to be a musician, filmmaker, or whatever brand of artist to make any sort of critique on anything involving those things. You don't have to be a painter to see the flaws in a noted work, and you don't have to have written a platinum selling album to know that Fear Inoculum is a goddamn disaster.

[@inkblowout]

Lmaoooo I didn't even watch the video completely yet but I saw "Fear Inoculum is a goddamn disaster" and I laughed my ass off. I also want to add to this as well. I fucking HATE Fear Inoculum and I'm your average Tool fan. But recently I've started to play bass and I've been learning some music theory and songwriting and I gotta say having an understanding of basic music theory basically made me understand why Fear Inoculum is so garbage. My point is the knowledge of music isn't needed for an opinion but it can help you understand why you like/dislike a piece of music.

[@The_Saddest_Landscape]

By their logic they should be doing a podcast to critique their podcast.

[@_NoDrinkTheBleach]

@@The_Saddest_Landscape I honestly expect that to happen at some point.

[@davidanchovies3340]

I feel the opposite way to be true, especially with music criticism. Anyway...youtube comments are more spontaneous with the ensuing 'cast. If yer still pissed enough to actually formulate an email of rage--probably should seek professional help.

[@marcv9311]

@@The_Saddest_Landscape no they wouldn’t lol. Pretentious critics like these are literally hating on comments critiquing them on critiquing bands

[@drewb007]

I think what some people don't get a about your show is that above all else, you seem to want to separate the music from the myth/standing/echo chamber support. Popular isn't synonyms with good. You've encouraged me to ask whether a band is popular because they are good, or considered good, simply because they are popular. That alone makes your show worth every episode.

[@connorbowen3987]

I agree with this, and it also injects that "person who has actually worked in the music industry" cynicism into the conversation as well. which i think is important for young people to hear, because it's a viewpoint that i dont think we hear enough, and it'll keep you from emotionally attaching yourself too much to artists until the day you find out they're all actually pieces of shit.

[@aryavart296]

@@connorbowen3987 yeah I just don't get the culture of worshipping of the artists

[@SamsonMillerDrums]

@@aryavart296 I think worshipping anyone is disgusting, the idea is shameful.

[@ChainNonSmoker]

@@SamsonMillerDrums I worship burgers until I eat 'em

[@rofyle]

I read a magazine article about them a year or two ago. Sorry, I can't recall the name of the magazine now. The writer presented them as a couple of guys in the industry who are not trashing anyone for their taste in music, but are instead criticising fandom itself as something emotionally and mentally unhealthy. I mean, it's fine to appreciate an artist and look to music for inspiration, but when your own self identity becomes intertwined with someone who neither knows you nor actually gives a crap about you, then you have very serious problems. Knocking artists down a peg or two can help remind fans that this is just music they're listening to, and none of these artists are any better a human being than anyone else.

[@garlandstrife]

I love that you interact in the comments section, always give good vibes.

[@ShaneBermingham616]

That's how I found your podcast. I searched "rage against the machine sucks"

[@joebloggs1691]

“Look, Jesus Christ posted it.” “He’s changed, I guess” lmao

[@JamesGormleyMusic]

Uh oh. They’re gonna roast us

[@derekperry4150]

Fuck it. Let them roast us. Lmao

[@freya8133]

Boo hoo hoo....

[@bystanderbehindamask7369]

Great video! I'm glad to see you guys are back! You two should consider doing a separate channel/podcast called "Your Favorite Movie Sucks!" You would trigger a big hand full of people lol!

[@kikuet11]

i like tame impala and everything you said was 100% accurate lmao

[@snortworld]

hey man, thanks for posting a vhs transfer from one of your old podcasts in the 50's

[@xithman6359]

I’ve been a fan for a couple years. This podcast is genius because it’s satire but at the same time everything is 100% true.

[@carsonwhite4322]

Came to the comment section, to leave a comment in the comment section, for the episode about the comments.

[@ghilas6928]

Really enjoyed this one guys. Keep shitting on Metallica.

[@thomasjohnson6041]

I think the truly telling part about this video is your obviously sociopathic tendency of not using a phone case

[@carlosalbertoestradasantiago]

That first comment you read about sitting around a table, I swear I thought you were talking about me. Because I too thought you sat around a table.. but in a dark room with lights on sconces, with red bulbs.

[@TheKaiTetley]

Was it a round table?

[@carlosalbertoestradasantiago]

@@TheKaiTetley yup!

[@cullenbrownmusic]

i swear i thought you guys sat at a table hahah

[@matthewboren708]

I'm sorry you guys let the horrible comments from people on here ruin the joy.. hang in there guys.. My first podcast was interpol and I fell in love right away no matter how bad it hurts.

[@inkblowout]

Like some comments here, your podcast made me more open minded about music. Your podcast made me realize that Artists/Bands are not perfect will have flaws or several flaws in some instances, which resulted in me actually questioning a piece of bad music my favourite artists bring out and not just submit into pure fanboyism which is what I done as a teenager a lot and I cringe at the thought of it. Even the best musicians can release a shitty song/album and just because they are great doesn't mean they are immune to laziness/shitty musicianship, songwriting and etc.

[@fadedsmile1237]

THE FINAL BOSS: TURNS OUT WE ALL SUCK.

[@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast]

Oh shit

[@fadedsmile1237]

@@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast shut up.

[@paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson]

All bands suck when you get down to it.

[@fadedsmile1237]

@@paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson shut up.

[@cosmicbreakfast]

That industrial artist who makes his own instruments is called Author & Punisher.

[@Benjawin6671]

I'm ready for these guys to diss one of my favorite bands: Avenged Sevenfold

[@kurthussle2008]

Please do AFI sucks. A band that chased whatever is popular at the time.

[@drippy_yt5376]

I already love you guys. No need to sell me on that. But your Space Jam comment just skyrocketed my love for you. You are the outlet for all the shit I've always hated, and that needed a voice. Even the shit bands you've done that I like, I appreciate your perspective and realized much of it has just been my own nostalgia. You guys are truly keepin it real. -Sara (Also apparently this is my kids account. So I apologize for whatever this dumbass name is).

[@debonaire_nerd]

Oh dear. I have a feeling I may be featured on this episode. But, I only suck if i'm your favourite commenter ;)

[@debonaire_nerd]

@Marvin Mason Like The Beatles, eh? lol

[@danielnathanleland7004]

I love your videos! Will you ever make an episode about Toto?

[@rofyle]

Has anyone else seen some of the comments on the reddit page complaining about this podcast? Oh man, talk about fans raging and weeping at how these guys trash their favorite bands. It's on a whole other level.

[@evanhathaway3954]

“You don’t have to drop the F word in the FUCKING comments” … Love you Mark :)

[@Benjawin6671]

I think by f word he means the one that means gay

[@dannyhan2202]

I’ve learned more useful info in this podcast than 4 years at a University 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harrisonmullaly9194]

Author and Punisher is the industrial band Mark was mentioning.

[@Tomicide]

“Author&Punisher” is the artist I believe Mark was referring to, who makes his own instruments.

[@Benjawin6671]

Thanks a lot bro

[@ryanhale1654]

That dude is the shit! I know who you're talking about. Kinda industrial/sludgy, metal-sounding shit right?

[@horseheadkid]

how can so many people not get it? the very joy of this podcast is going "YES! FUCK YEAH! THAT BAND SUCKS! THANK YOU!" during one episode and exclaiming - while clutching pearls, i assume - "omg that's sacrilegious, how dare you, good sirs! have you both taken complete leave of your senses?" during the next episode. that's the fun of it? i don't understand how so many people could be this lacking in both self-awareness and also sense of humour? i just don't understand. i get that music is the perfect button to push but how can people not be aware that we all have that button?

[@knumnutz75]

What I find funny about the podcast is no one seems to understand the irony of the show. Like, just because you like a band doesn't mean you're not aloud to be self aware. I love sublime and rhcp; I know they're not the greatest band and they have alot of hit and miss songs but I still love them nonetheless. I love the show for the history plus a diffrent side of the story that would've been blinded by my own bias. For example the metallica and Pantera episodes, did the video confuse Me? Absolutely, did I agree found it interesting? Obviously, but it still didn't change my mind about the music I love

[@AndrewChebuhar]

But they just say VH is horrible in every way. We all have different tastes but somehow they worship Hendrix but despise VH...OK wow how cool and edgy and "ironic."

[@mickcrocodiledundee6353]

The Dark Angel comment was about Metallica allegedly plagiarizing the breakdown in One.

[@garth_garthalgar]

1:07:50 nononononononononononono the 90s were weird. That pretty much sums it up.

[@Bigd843]

I literally found your guys' podcast in search of hate material to cite for Sublime and Tool (the top 2 annoying bands of all time). Now I can cite rebuttals directly from your podcasts on so many more shity bands than I had anticipated. Thank you for helping me verbally assault and dismantling lames.

[@connorbowen3987]

you guys have got to do an episode on the velvet underground/lou reed

[@taooflucy]

You're a few minutes in front of a mirror away from a really good H. Jon Benjamin impression.

[@miketipton8319]

Look… this podcast freed me of all my music snobbery. They haven’t done it yet but The National suck. Yes I love them but they also suck in some ways. Maybe in a lot of ways. I don’t know. But what these two guys do is make you think about why your stupid heels are so dug in to some band made up of flawed humans that make mediocre music . Yeah, you like mediocre music, it’s true. So do these dudes. But at least they have valid arguments about why. I almost appreciated Nickleback after their episode until I realized that the whole argument was that Nickleback sold millions of whatever as their argument but then they say that anyone who sells a ton of albums sucks because the mass is stupid. And both are true. Come to think of it, this podcast sucks nevermind. 9/11 was an inside job aaannnnd post!

[@YourFavoriteBandSucksPodcast]

Top tier comment

[@wolex3124]

Internet Comment Etiquette

[@stevenpina1983]

“Nirvana never did anything to you Buford, he’s a good kid”

[@thekid1568]

Good to know we’re not safe either

[@DARTH-KTULU]

Jazz is just musical mastrubation.

[@bobsbigboy_]

No

[@bobsbigboy_]

listen to A Love Supreme by John Coltrane

[@attackonhorror]

Nonsense. Jazz requires more talent than any other genre of music.

[@Reggieeeeeeee322]

There are a couple of cool jazz tunes. Jazz fans, on the other hand, are terrible

[@evershit4714]

“If you are listening to this you’re a legend” people must be actual leeches or cockroaches lol jk

[@tarpendive465]

I thought you guys sat on ottomans!

[@ConScortis]

Top 5 comment categories as collated by Google Analytics: 1. "So, what bands do you like?" 2. "How the fuck can you like Limp Bizkit?" 3. "I can't tell when you're serious and when you're trolling". 4. "Please do an episode on _______". 5. "The guy on the right looks like a better looking Eric Stotz" In all seriousness, please show some love to your Aussie subscribers by doing an episode on an Aussie band. Maybe INXS. They were fun, but they often sucked.

[@freya8133]

#5 is a no way....

[@ConScortis]

@@freya8133 no he doesn't look like Eric Stolz or no he does look like Eric Stolz but not a better version?

[@leahflower9924]

Beautiful girl was a good song

[@kighz6459]

You guys are back!

[@debonaire_nerd]

Hey hey hey! Shitty music never went anywhere, what makes you think the boys took respite?

[@blackflyingfox3365]

6:00 That's my comment you're reading. Lol! Yeah, my Pink Floyd loving friend hated that video. He told me to turn it off. Nickelback still sucks. Nothing will make it unsuck. No matter how many people like it.

[@earl_raymond]

i listened to the audio version of this and came here and watched this same podcast again. goddamnit.

[@banyarling]

Feeling relieved at the "are you guys satire" question. I just knew you actually love the Smashing Pumpkins. Edit: watched to the end -- Jimmy Chamberlin seminars on KZbin show he is one of the best rock drummers. Definitely among the grunge era.

[@slaythembeforeme]

All the talking shit about so many different bands and then I see this dude wearing a RHCP shirt! Arguably worse than all the bands they say suck. Fucking hilarious! 😂

[@tahamohammedi5898]

Limp Bizkit broke more musical boundaries than Queen

[@freya8133]

😆🤣🤪 That was a good one!!

[@leahflower9924]

Did queen break musical boundaries lol

[@attackonhorror]

You can't be serious 😂😂

[@TheKaiTetley]

Personal boundaries

[@RolandDeschain1]

I'd be interested to hear what bands the listeners would consider 'untouchable'. I may be tempting fate, but I can only think of one: Thin Lizzy. You may be able to be upset at how over-played 'The Boys Are Back In Town' is but the band's catalogue itself is rock-solid. And Phil Lynott is one of the GOATs.

[@runrig97]

Nobody is untouchable. Everyone is fair game. As much as I love Phil Lynott and the other two guys that sang on that version of "Daddy Rolling Stone" (homework for anyone that doesn't know about it), we need to bring down everyone from the pedestals we put them on.

[@paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson]

Dude, I love thin Lizzy… but they would totally rip them to shreds in moments lmfao

[@jdrobinson3468]

Lol these guy are something else.

[@RolandDeschain1]

It always makes me happy when you guys rep for Limp Bizkit. 'Gold Cobra' is a masterpiece of obnoxiousness, which is what makes Fred Durst so awesome.

[@StalinBballin]

Tyler’s Tiger Army reference was hilarious

[@camildumitrescu3703]

Also, the internet, KZbin in particular, is full of cvasi-anonymous folks broadcasting live electronica that's Levels above Radiohead, from one-synth-jams to modular hour long virtuosities, or just Max for Live or Pure Data heroes .... one click away. Some of those chnnels have like 50 followers... and the atists could not care less, and keep the juices just flow.

[@dl3695]

Thank you! I am one of those weird fuckers! I make my psychotic electronic music for myself, and could care less about numbers....I wanna make bangers, that I enjoy listen to...

[@LSPalm]

We need a music bio pics suck episode. Sid and Nancy (the father of them with critics) the TV made Elvis ones (the grand daddy )and on down to present day

[@unknownninja4430]

44:25 thank you 👏👏👏

[@wordtoyou4395]

I don't like this podcast but I love the way it smells.

[@TheKaiTetley]

It smells like teen spirit

[@simpvicious875]

about 10 minutes into the video and i'm gonna be bummed if one of my dumb comments don't get mentioned

[@helldorado1489]

When ya gonna do Joan Jett??

[@justindoss7581]

I waited so long for a new episode from those sexy radio voices, my life has not been the same without this hahahaha.

[@attackonhorror]

You have questionable taste in men 😂😂

[@jonstango6462]

People really don't understand what it means to objectively judge the art they consume.. but it's totally okay to like music that is objectively bad, if you genuinely enjoy it, but to say something is your favorite should mean something, not that you should know every facet of the band, but you should at the very least know thy they're your favorite, what YFBS does essentially is look at popular answers to the "favorite band" question, mention the reasons why people like them, and then present you with facts that turn out to contradict why people should like said band. No blame just facts. LOL stop trying to defend your music taste to people on the internet it's a waste of your time that you won't ever get back

[@Psychedlia98]

100%

[@Psychedlia98]

Plus you don’t even have to agree with them, there is no problem with disagreeing them. If at all, these people keep fans humble and encourages one to interact with the art as you said.

[@Forklifter87]

I love that you’re wearing an RHCP shirt and still shitting on them respectively so lol

[@WWTDYLD]

TMC looks like Hank 3 if Hank 3 had never done crack. The other guy looks like he’s not in mxpx anymore.

[@Gilbert_Dice_Gottfried]

The meat puppets songs nirvana covered were ruined by Kurt’s screechy voice. It makes me cringe just to think of it.

[@terriblecrayon]

Yes, please do another one on Weezer.

[@LilfoxTheHybridHylian5967]

Thanks for saying it

[@davidwhisenant5328]

You guys should do, your favorite tv show sucks

[@r.edward5701]

Ya breathing..it sucks. Reading, sucks Scratching your back, you guessed it

[@derekperry4150]

Please make a shirt of "Pop culture has no integrity."

[@applepear64]

Is the comment from Noel on the Oasis episode fake? I was hoping y’all would address it, it would have been hilarious

[@schnozbott]

Something that really stands out is treating Cannabis like an actual drug in 2021, it's so weird.

[@ManicMovesDrowsyDreams]

I thought you guys sat around a table LOL Seriously, I agree acoustic guitars generally sound bad. In some situations they work if layered right with other instruments.

[@righturnclide]

i always thought that was a corn song😅😅not disturb

[@am80l45]

Please make this a recurring segment.

[@diannawilson4202]

I'm curious if you've heard from any of the bands that have been covered?

[@jejelad]

Lol at the Metal Machine Music comment! And Lulu isn't that bad, wish I had that record.

[@leestooge]

My favorite thing about this podcast is that these guys haven't talked shit about my favorite artists (Stooges, MC5, Link Wray, Hasil Adkins, Charlie Feathers, Coltrane and Howlin' Wolf). There is no way you guys can pull off an episode on Howlin' Wolf!

[@paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson]

Or on the mc5…

[@leahflower9924]

I think they said they like stooges I dunno but I love Ron asheton's playing

[@MainMan10]

Actually, listening to Tyler yell about how much weezer sucks when you have a splitting headache isn't that bad.

[@rockoorbe2002]

Since you guys are back, I hope you guys do a Five Finger Death Punch episode. Personally I think they're a competent band but they're also an overrated band followed by 30 and 40 something year old Kyles who wish nu metal never went away. Also, Imagine Pilots or 29 Dragons or whatever their names are. Never got why rock stations played them ad nauseam.

[@AndrewjWilson]

What your views on The Tubes and The Stranglers? 😊

[@frank-tk6dr]

I love myself a nice 40oz.

[@matthewzingg8878]

I really think these guys are pretty funny. They are doing something I like to call idol smashing, People idolize Rockstars all the time and it’s ridiculous, it is also pretty obvious a lot of people believe something is good because they are told it’s good and they’re not using their real discernment for themselves or maybe they don’t have any real discernment who really knows,but anyways yeah this is a good podcast

[@craniifer]

Yeaaahhhh! Also, you did get me to double-check on Limp Bizkit. I kinda hated them, but I think it's more the fans I've met. They were like Juggalos, minus the wholesomeness. I still dislike them, but my opinions are divorced from some giant douches.

[@Owen-ne6pe]

i hope none of my comments are featured in this episode 😵‍💫

[@chocolateflavoredclorox7029]

So I’ve been listening to this podcasts for a year now and I heard them list bands but haven’t give them a full opinion on here’s some of the bands you listed The velvet underground Sex Pistols Blur Smash mouth System of a Down Foo fighters Korn And UB40 What are your full opinions on these bands?

[@DaJellomanj]

Trust Fund Situations 😂

[@AndrewJSmall]

"I have good musical taste" and wears a Red Hot Chili Peppers shirt. For shame, guys.

[@billygreenbean7119]

I am a fan of bands like NOFX, D.I., pulley, down by law, and other old school punk. It like never offends me when y’all rip on popular bands cause I am burnt out on a lot of the music that gets pushed down our throat. You got my attention with making fun of the dead and phish. Loved this podcast ever since. Even the bands I like that you trash on, it still makes me laugh. Keep on doing what you do! PS: to think if we don’t want to watch an episode we don’t have to actually click on it! Wow what a concept

[@lordprotectorofthevale5854]

You should do Elvis. One of the most successful stealers of black music ever

[@banjillaphranks]

Their voices makes them look bootleg

[@DrufusTheDufus]

Something everyone can agree on

[@AndrewChebuhar]

So are you bragging about the size of your audience? Pretty small potatoes.

[@TheShmrsh]

I don't get why Chino can't sing , i mean I'm not die hard fan , but i checked his vocal parts in daw and he's every time on pitch. I get that he may sound awkward or weird and it's obviously is stylisticall choice, but technically he CAN sing

[@tomas23769]

He got vocal lessons after he damaged his voice around 2000-2003 so he definitely _can_ sing in the technical sense lol. Still crossing my fingers for a video on them because I know these guys could conjure up some good points

[@Jazza987]

Can you do an episode on my favourite band of all time, the stooges? 👌🏻

[@squiduru7008]

I'm pretty sure they're fans of them

[@leahflower9924]

No! Do Iggy solo don't touch the asheton brothers lol

[@ryanhale1654]

They secretly love all these bands!

[@jejelad]

Spencer's Gifts! lol

[@mightymighty2189]

They're so defensive. Ironic

[@kilestadel7921]

So if you dont like this podcast? What podcasts do you like?