Your Mom's House Podcast w/Brian Simpson - Ep.655

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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is learning toilet Italian, a rock climber has a bathroom accident, Christina shares a really cool story about peeing at the DMV, and some Victoria's Secret models are starting a drag queen super group.
Then, standup comedian Brian Simpson (The Standups, Netflix) returns to join the main mommies to discuss the Will and Jada Smith backlash, attempted cancelings, and we show Brian some cool clips! Brian always has the best advice and he gives some to mommies who wrote in with questions about family relationships, late in life dating and bathroom policies. With that we discuss the late Kevin Samuels and Millionaire Matchmaker Pattie Stanger, we get an update on Tom "losing the bet" to his mom Charo, and take a look at a few Horrible or Hilarious clips. We look at a very upsetting batch of Christina's TikToks and Detroit Urban Survival videos.
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@WBOMBS1232
@WBOMBS1232 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav’s Jeans are literally getting low and loose but for all the right reasons. He’s going full trottle with his weight loss. I really like that
@Burgerurger911
@Burgerurger911 2 жыл бұрын
Respek.
@Heelturnkayfabe
@Heelturnkayfabe 2 жыл бұрын
Bert's pants are getting tighter !
@TribalPolitics
@TribalPolitics 2 жыл бұрын
Get outta here Garth
@boyinny1779
@boyinny1779 2 жыл бұрын
FUCK you guys are doing good!
@keirlogan5292
@keirlogan5292 2 жыл бұрын
Feather his ego a little harder bro
@RyanCowley_
@RyanCowley_ 2 жыл бұрын
“My man looks like he gives out side quests” greatest line nobody notices
@cdizzy42069
@cdizzy42069 2 жыл бұрын
Francesco really made me laugh inappropriately loud. Christina going into dressing up her dog right after too was so fuckin ridiculous I was wheezing
@johnnydeleon8210
@johnnydeleon8210 2 жыл бұрын
She knew what she was doing 🤣
@assmuncher3894
@assmuncher3894 2 жыл бұрын
They taking advantage of the black man
@reallyok1089
@reallyok1089 2 жыл бұрын
Glad everyone caught that, ymh friends aren’t TOO Rworded
@kevinthom7506
@kevinthom7506 2 жыл бұрын
I’m ppm play thppppppppppppppppppp
@rusty_shovel
@rusty_shovel 2 жыл бұрын
Black men, men from jail, come over you geet a lease and a key "franceso"
@swoopskee
@swoopskee 2 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, the discussion about getting rid of anger, and Brian saying "forgiveness is for you, not for them", really made a lot of things click in my head. It's nice that y'all don't avoid topics like this, because it really helps all of us out here that are struggling with similar mental issues. Thanks, jeans
@marcdemise2072
@marcdemise2072 2 жыл бұрын
It hit me hard too. Made me realize I was wrong. But I'm learning everyday, hopefully I'll get there. I hope you're doing good man. Stay high and tight.
@swoopskee
@swoopskee 2 жыл бұрын
@@marcdemise2072 keep following proto, brother! All the best
@BUWOOD9
@BUWOOD9 2 жыл бұрын
Brian needs his own YMH podcast. “Straight Up with Brian Simpson.” His advice and perspective are fun to hear.
@cassandradeakin188
@cassandradeakin188 2 жыл бұрын
How do I bump this comment up 👏
@BOOGIE23er
@BOOGIE23er 2 жыл бұрын
Straight up! I loved hearing his approach to different scenarios. It would take people lifetimes to get a full grasp and understanding of yourself. A very well thought out human. Love it!
@spudruckus7297
@spudruckus7297 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@raydenross477
@raydenross477 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so fun to watch because you can tell Brian clearly listens to the show
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
Once he realized who they were, he could explain each painting. Brian is tuned in.
@richkrupansky1339
@richkrupansky1339 2 жыл бұрын
Yooo Tom's face when Cristina compared dressing her dog to the cross dressing "specials" 😆 🤣 😂
@peps1943
@peps1943 2 жыл бұрын
Drag Syndrome took me TF out
@designjunky
@designjunky 2 жыл бұрын
His thought bubble: "How do I get out of this... marriage?"
@Diyn58
@Diyn58 2 жыл бұрын
Had me in tears ahahaha
@Ottophil
@Ottophil 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait till her kids come out as trans to her and she has to reprogram herself to be nice to them
@chiko5479
@chiko5479 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ottophil That shit would be hilarious lmao
@jbin2424
@jbin2424 2 жыл бұрын
1:44:40 : Kristina - "They're not holding these people hostage" Brian - "They did open a gate though. Humans usually start a line." Gold. Pure gold
@thedukeofkidding941
@thedukeofkidding941 2 жыл бұрын
"They look like Fall Guy characters" Tim and Christine had no idea how good that was
@Lunchpgap
@Lunchpgap 2 жыл бұрын
BS sounds like he's pretty dialed in. There were some other references that surprised me.
@DasUhMAZIN
@DasUhMAZIN 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lunchpgap Nikita GOOOOOOOOOOOWWDD, My Darling Queeeeens
@GKTorn.
@GKTorn. 2 жыл бұрын
dork
@homeskillet1296
@homeskillet1296 2 жыл бұрын
Or “this dude look like he give out side quests” talking about the 150 year old thai man
@ElementNova914
@ElementNova914 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@LiquidDaylight
@LiquidDaylight 2 жыл бұрын
Man, Brian Simpson is awesome. Intellectual AF. Funny AF. Will be following him from here on out. Talk about a killer first impression.
@buddyguy7175
@buddyguy7175 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Never heard of him. He's hilarious.
@nazarsoroka23
@nazarsoroka23 2 жыл бұрын
“go see your fucking father” really profound points he made. i loved that
@robertsimon2262
@robertsimon2262 2 жыл бұрын
Go watch his Netflix special if you haven’t!
@robertsimon2262
@robertsimon2262 2 жыл бұрын
@@buddyguy7175 go watch his Netflix special if you haven’t!
@Julesgio
@Julesgio 2 жыл бұрын
Tina comparing the dog and the trans toks was hilarious. I'm crying
@JRuff9
@JRuff9 2 жыл бұрын
she’s definitely a Victoria’s Secret model sometimes
@mattkeith1180
@mattkeith1180 2 жыл бұрын
Holy ship!!!!!!!
@adventurish9197
@adventurish9197 2 жыл бұрын
💯
@Julesgio
@Julesgio 2 жыл бұрын
@@JRuff9 she 100% knew what she was doing
@Jimmy_Watt
@Jimmy_Watt 2 жыл бұрын
@@Julesgio Yep, little flashes of the excellence the show used to be come through occasionally. 2012, 2013ish era was the dog's tits.
@kevinking7218
@kevinking7218 2 жыл бұрын
BRIAN SIMPSON IS ONE OF THE ALL TIME BEST GUESTS FOR YMH!! I dm’d him after discovering him on here, and he was super cool. Brian Simpson for YMH live. Let’s go.
@ejanekendig1984
@ejanekendig1984 2 жыл бұрын
This right here! He would be AMAZING on a live show 🤣😂🤣
@governorairsoft4150
@governorairsoft4150 2 жыл бұрын
Tina comparing her dogs to those Tok people and Tom's reaction to the insinuation was priceless. Had me rolling.
@variaxi935
@variaxi935 2 жыл бұрын
Probably the best moment lmaoo
@bmoulton8844
@bmoulton8844 2 жыл бұрын
Brian should be featured on the podcast once a month as a regular mommy.
@monsieurdildo
@monsieurdildo 2 жыл бұрын
He is a real one, he knows more than our main mommies half this episode 👖
@vHighSamurai
@vHighSamurai 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan Sickler, Josh Potter & Brian Simpson episodes at least once a month
@sarahs25
@sarahs25 2 жыл бұрын
@@vHighSamurai The perfect trifecta!
@maddogkilla1
@maddogkilla1 2 жыл бұрын
What about that dude who was on the sopranos
@zakkholguin3942
@zakkholguin3942 2 жыл бұрын
I feel the same about Jeff Tate
@logancade342
@logancade342 2 жыл бұрын
"The cobbler's children don't have shoes" is the most eastern European thing Christina has ever said 🤣
@BEDISA112
@BEDISA112 2 жыл бұрын
RIP KEVIN SAMUELS, always had me crying laughing
@JesusHComedy
@JesusHComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin was the one cool guy that didn’t deserve to die!
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 2 жыл бұрын
Brian: "looks like he's giving out side quests" 🤣🤣🤣
@briansmith3880
@briansmith3880 2 жыл бұрын
I frickin cried laughing...
@Conetoe707
@Conetoe707 2 жыл бұрын
He gave out two video games jokes that tom and tina didnt pick up on
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 2 жыл бұрын
@@Conetoe707 nope, flew right over their heads
@seamusthedawg2456
@seamusthedawg2456 2 жыл бұрын
and then one time, you come back for the next quest and hes gone, but theres a note and an item thanking you for your help
@gh0st_m0da
@gh0st_m0da 2 жыл бұрын
I caught that too 🤣💀
@mrozinio69
@mrozinio69 2 жыл бұрын
"You can look at the pretty girl but don't grab her" - play it to Brenvan Schwap 😎
@craindrelescuillieres6629
@craindrelescuillieres6629 2 жыл бұрын
"You can look at a dime piece b, but you can't walgg her to your trugg". Brandon Schwaub, C.T.E.
@leonardorodriguez9919
@leonardorodriguez9919 2 жыл бұрын
Brenden is really famous someone mentions him in every comedy podcast
@tristanrose1031
@tristanrose1031 2 жыл бұрын
@@leonardorodriguez9919 for the absolute worst reasons
@leonardorodriguez9919
@leonardorodriguez9919 2 жыл бұрын
@@tristanrose1031 getting paid is getting paid peoples hate is still attention the biggest way to hurt someone is to pretend they don't exist
@davebcf1231
@davebcf1231 2 жыл бұрын
@@leonardorodriguez9919 Brenda doesn't get paid from random people commenting about him on podcasts that aren't his. Think you're a little confused on how this whole reality thing works.
@IrishGary1
@IrishGary1 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at "so..this bitch gonna cook the cauliflower but not cook the chicken" 😂😂😂😂 Simpson is a great guest
@lukecasio9810
@lukecasio9810 2 жыл бұрын
The genuine anger from Tom after being shown the old man 🤣🤣
@isaacswarts6826
@isaacswarts6826 2 жыл бұрын
Rip Kevin. Glad I got to see one last joyous segment about him before they found out.
@JesusHComedy
@JesusHComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin Samuels was the one cool guy that didn’t deserve to die!
@withcharlie6059
@withcharlie6059 2 жыл бұрын
Sad
@kdoeone
@kdoeone 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin who
@withcharlie6059
@withcharlie6059 2 жыл бұрын
@@kdoeone Samuels. Passed last week
@randylahey5463
@randylahey5463 2 жыл бұрын
Rest in Power KS
@trixxy5180
@trixxy5180 2 жыл бұрын
Wow You can tell Paddy has lost a lot of weight. He’s looking much slimmer around the face! Good job my Christian friend!
@scratchdiskdatashift
@scratchdiskdatashift 2 жыл бұрын
All things are possible through the power of Christ
@flipsidemob807
@flipsidemob807 2 жыл бұрын
See what happened when you give yourself to the lord and savior 😂
@the_Dogpacker
@the_Dogpacker 2 жыл бұрын
The Westboro Baptist church is the right place for Paddav.
@nazarsoroka23
@nazarsoroka23 2 жыл бұрын
the power of christ compelled him.
@gloomyyyyyy
@gloomyyyyyy 2 жыл бұрын
whenever brian simpson is on the entire episode is fuckn hilarious. you guys go great with each other
@DopeDoodles00
@DopeDoodles00 2 жыл бұрын
This was an amazing episode. It's so much better when the guest knows the inside jokes of the prior shows.
@michelleives1942
@michelleives1942 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best episodes.. I love how real Brian is about his advice .., I’ve been cackling 😂♥️
@juststartsomewhere9089
@juststartsomewhere9089 2 жыл бұрын
"He came in FOUR STROKES with his brother!?" Was the best he sounded so astonished about that.
@taylorfausett177
@taylorfausett177 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so used to hearing that clip that it doesn't even phase me any more and that's a little scary. Lol
@neuvisean1739
@neuvisean1739 2 жыл бұрын
26:15 I love how Tom knew not to go anywhere near that discussion lollol
@thricecreamcone
@thricecreamcone 2 жыл бұрын
Highly impressive that Tina didn’t know how to say “food” in Spanish when she is supposedly actively learning Spanish, has both a mother in law and a husband who are fluent, and lived in LA for most her life. Touch my Spanish through the fence
@augie4111
@augie4111 2 жыл бұрын
Dude “touch my Spanish through the fence” just made me wheeze that’s so damn funny lmao
@joshuagalla3239
@joshuagalla3239 2 жыл бұрын
They're only talking about it to promote Babbel which is one of their biggest sponsors.
@thricecreamcone
@thricecreamcone 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuagalla3239 bad look to say you’re learning Spanish through Babbel and yet you don’t know the most basic of words 😅
@thespaceboundjd7584
@thespaceboundjd7584 2 жыл бұрын
Touch my comida through the fence
@jmh31890
@jmh31890 2 жыл бұрын
@@thricecreamcone who cares? Don't you have real problems to worry about?
@gingerarab7693
@gingerarab7693 2 жыл бұрын
We had the dog program in my pod at the joint I was in, and it’s amazing how a hardened, life without parole, dead in the eyes murderer, melts around a bunch of puppies. We had a pit bull that had just gave birth come into the pod and the puppies were cute as hell. We got to hold them and play with them. The older dogs get trained to perfection in there so they can be adopted.
@stevefoster904
@stevefoster904 2 жыл бұрын
Yup, 100% they had canine programs where I was at too. Those dudes LOVE those dogs. And take it very serious.
@jbeardsly7045
@jbeardsly7045 2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best shows I have seen in months. Def a new fan of Brian Simpson, and love the chemistry and genuine laughing this episode had. This dude got a new fan. +1
@winterhands
@winterhands 2 жыл бұрын
Touching to see Tom reminisce over a Top Dog moment, it must still hurt tons but being able to pull another hilarious memory of their time together is great. YMH legend TD!
@RockyMountainResale
@RockyMountainResale 2 жыл бұрын
❤️
@MrNicvdb
@MrNicvdb 2 жыл бұрын
Brian Simpson, Let's Go! We got an S tier guest this week y'all!
@vHighSamurai
@vHighSamurai 2 жыл бұрын
He never fails to have the entire studio laughing 🐐
@jaredkaelin7092
@jaredkaelin7092 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah.
@justinbrooke3511
@justinbrooke3511 2 жыл бұрын
Brian Simpson is hilarious.
@marcusshaner7066
@marcusshaner7066 2 жыл бұрын
No man's sky ftw.
@derekgeorge9965
@derekgeorge9965 2 жыл бұрын
Always great
@numbered_sounds
@numbered_sounds 2 жыл бұрын
“I’ve heard pimps say this a long time ago and they’re not even scientists…” * chefs kiss * quote right there
@RestInSpahetti
@RestInSpahetti 2 жыл бұрын
How are you not the top comment my good sir
@tobygoodman9134
@tobygoodman9134 2 жыл бұрын
This was a seriously good episode. Everything about this one was spot on. Francesca.
@nelwood22
@nelwood22 2 жыл бұрын
“Sometimes it’s more than just a shit, it’s therapy” belongs on a t-shirt
@thomasturner8364
@thomasturner8364 2 жыл бұрын
“Bust That First Nut” has to be the next t-shirt 😂😂
@TrippingBowser
@TrippingBowser 2 жыл бұрын
The downs cross dressing segment had me crying laughing. Francesco's delivery hit me so hard and then Christina 's dog dress up interpretation had me laughing uncontrollably.
@taylorfausett177
@taylorfausett177 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's face when he was impersonating him saying, "Francesca"!
@ericbucio2599
@ericbucio2599 2 жыл бұрын
Tina should’ve named her special: Touch My Struggle thru the Fence.
@SpermMeister
@SpermMeister 2 жыл бұрын
It's already out. You should check it out if you haven't already, it was great.
@craindrelescuillieres6629
@craindrelescuillieres6629 2 жыл бұрын
@@SpermMeister where??? And when did it come out?!
@likwidmagik
@likwidmagik 2 жыл бұрын
@@craindrelescuillieres6629 Netflix. And on Mother's day. And I've said this to you before but I love your name.
@craindrelescuillieres6629
@craindrelescuillieres6629 2 жыл бұрын
@@likwidmagik Thanks Jeans, I knew you'd tell me how you like it, make sure to keep coming up this month ✌️
@rewcalYT
@rewcalYT 2 жыл бұрын
@@craindrelescuillieres6629 come on, show me that you like me
@noahmanley1918
@noahmanley1918 2 жыл бұрын
That benadryl guy painting behind Tom looks like Sal Vulcano if Ari does him
@_enajyram_
@_enajyram_ 2 жыл бұрын
I had always thought is was Sal😆 until today
@RobbieVanGone
@RobbieVanGone 2 жыл бұрын
Benadryl Guy
@AlexA-wb9pr
@AlexA-wb9pr 2 жыл бұрын
I remember meeting garth in Dallas, sadly he didnt have time for an autograph as he was busy helping a young lady that was sleeping to get home safely. He took her into his backseat and drove her personally. Such a nice man
@alebubu101
@alebubu101 2 жыл бұрын
“This dude gives out side quests” is the best passed over joke I’ve ever heard.
@kyleworthington2165
@kyleworthington2165 2 жыл бұрын
What’s the approximate time stamp?
@alebubu101
@alebubu101 2 жыл бұрын
@@kyleworthington2165 I tried finding it a couple hours ago actually. I ended up just starting it over. Wont be able to finish it tonight but it is absolutely after 1:23:00.
@feggerd
@feggerd 2 жыл бұрын
1:54:26 So funny
@OB-LA
@OB-LA 2 жыл бұрын
Watched Mommy C’s New special last night and it was STRONG! She really knows how to bring the crowd along with her, it was funny and moving, very VERY well done Mommy!
@seamusthedawg2456
@seamusthedawg2456 2 жыл бұрын
the joke about the NFL post game guys put me on the floor
@keenpin23
@keenpin23 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Elite level of special and being a dedicated fan of ymh I felt like it was a win for the home team even though I personally did nothing but still... Validation of my love of favorite first family of comedy! SO FKN IMPRESSIVE
@tnntlmmn277
@tnntlmmn277 2 жыл бұрын
no it wasn't lol
@accelerate08
@accelerate08 2 жыл бұрын
She was coked to the tits and being all crazy and loopy. It was wierd albeit a little funny
@tyler-edic
@tyler-edic 2 жыл бұрын
What a handsome woman
@marcusshaner7066
@marcusshaner7066 2 жыл бұрын
This episode is solid gold! You were so on point. Omg. I was laughing so hard I was hard-farting, crying, and almost ralphed in a goddamned parking lot. Jesus, you guys. Thank you so much. THANK YOU.
@taylorfausett177
@taylorfausett177 2 жыл бұрын
Hard-farting! Love 💗
@buttersstotch4956
@buttersstotch4956 2 жыл бұрын
That Rubik’s cube line was hilarious he chose the perfect toy lmao
@brysonperry5176
@brysonperry5176 2 жыл бұрын
Always a good episode when the “live audience” is dying of laughter in the background
@dustink9297
@dustink9297 2 жыл бұрын
"He look like a tree" KILLED me lmaoooo, amazing guest
@joshsilverstein1009
@joshsilverstein1009 2 жыл бұрын
“Sometimes it’s more than just a shit… it’s therapy” 😂😂😂
@Ertdoinn
@Ertdoinn 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Kevin Samuels, “don’t compliment that bitch!” 🙏🏾
@oliviat.4672
@oliviat.4672 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody better compliment any bitches today
@pmcauslan
@pmcauslan 2 жыл бұрын
I think that's actually a Tate quote isn't it?
@randomname6475
@randomname6475 2 жыл бұрын
@@pmcauslan No, that's an Alpha Male Strategies quote.
@TheIsaeldelgadojaime
@TheIsaeldelgadojaime 2 жыл бұрын
Me: Sipping my coffee calmly in traffic Chrissy P: *VULGARLY DESCRIBING PISSING IN A CANTINE*
@berger21488
@berger21488 2 жыл бұрын
who's chrissy P?
@DailyDriftingVirtual
@DailyDriftingVirtual 2 жыл бұрын
@@berger21488 Push?!
@spencerk_9776
@spencerk_9776 2 жыл бұрын
So this is what it looks like when a gen x’r tries to meme 😕
@ScreaminMadMurphy
@ScreaminMadMurphy 2 жыл бұрын
Cantine? Canteen? Cantyngue? Cantingh? Cantean?
@gib1183
@gib1183 2 жыл бұрын
I uh if ff
@alexanderjones8787
@alexanderjones8787 8 ай бұрын
26:45 love, Tom’s reaction for one, and for two Christine’s ignorance, and not knowing what she’s comparing two different things thinking that it’s the same because they have a lack of understanding of what’s happening priceless humanity. 😂😂
@guitarnutbolinuli5788
@guitarnutbolinuli5788 2 жыл бұрын
The chicken was canned, meaning it sat in boiling water long enough to kill any and all bacteria, parasites, etc. In other words the chicken was cooked; just like canned chicken you buy at the grocery store.
@GRACEVENTURES
@GRACEVENTURES 2 жыл бұрын
looking for this comment. its like they have never seen someone actualy cook at home haha
@PunishedGrickle
@PunishedGrickle 2 жыл бұрын
Don't leave chicken in standing water. Even if you boil it first
@sam_millen
@sam_millen 2 жыл бұрын
Brian is the best guest in a long time. Funny as hell.
@Alrightherewego
@Alrightherewego 2 жыл бұрын
Wednesday's and hot sauce are the best! Good mornin', Julia, watch out for waspis!
@yourmomslvr5622
@yourmomslvr5622 2 жыл бұрын
Salt Lake County let's go we up Outta Here woo
@abouchard2903
@abouchard2903 2 жыл бұрын
Or els youll look like me ......It's hot out today so drink water
@edgarfranco2811
@edgarfranco2811 2 жыл бұрын
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@zebman74
@zebman74 2 жыл бұрын
1:06:40 Brian -"I wish we could take live phone calls"... Tom - *quickly changes subject* ... you can't do live calls with this fan base lol
@jaredschuster3010
@jaredschuster3010 2 жыл бұрын
They could try it out......
@taylorfausett177
@taylorfausett177 2 жыл бұрын
But imagine how effing funny it would be for the first 5 minutes.
@treyanner464
@treyanner464 2 жыл бұрын
My wife turns 40 in 5 years. Time to start planning 😂
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about the portraits of cool guys on the wall is that *A LOT of them are DEAD* LOOOL
@Ari.plxyzz
@Ari.plxyzz 2 жыл бұрын
Dopest intro in a minute, must be feeling them tour vibes, fuckin' killinnnnn ittttt T & P.
@rams812
@rams812 2 жыл бұрын
Song wise or edit wise?..
@vincenthucknall7175
@vincenthucknall7175 2 жыл бұрын
@@rams812 both
@marinezerik
@marinezerik 2 жыл бұрын
I need the link to the song 😭😂
@timsullivan1968
@timsullivan1968 2 жыл бұрын
Can we please talk about how PERFECT it was that Mom Genes came out on Mother’s Day?! Was quite sad she didn’t name it Touch My Camera Through the Fence lol
@CasaFuenteOrange
@CasaFuenteOrange 2 жыл бұрын
I think they tried to and it got denied
@Im_aMUSEd
@Im_aMUSEd 2 жыл бұрын
Let's say there was a fence, and let's say there was a camera on the other side of it. Would you touch it?
@amandaandbug4914
@amandaandbug4914 2 жыл бұрын
Gold
@annemanne23hiei2
@annemanne23hiei2 2 жыл бұрын
I’m going to ask this to all my co workers today
@dabnstab5433
@dabnstab5433 2 жыл бұрын
Objection; Heresay.
@BEERBOMB113
@BEERBOMB113 2 жыл бұрын
Well if I could touch it through the fence of course I would.
@DarkestAndBlackest
@DarkestAndBlackest 2 жыл бұрын
I would if I were a bundle of sticks.
@kevinking4657
@kevinking4657 2 жыл бұрын
How could you go through the whole episode and not bring up Mom Jean's? That special was top shelf. Just constant joke after joke, so many callbacks, and Easter eggs for mommies. I'm just a comedy fan but I hold that special in high regard.
@hypnotoad311
@hypnotoad311 Жыл бұрын
"They look like Fall Guys characters" Lmfaooo holy shit 😂
@NotTheRealPD
@NotTheRealPD 2 жыл бұрын
I literally almost choked on my water when that down syn drag clip played. I’m surprised Tommy Buns didn’t laugh more lol
@MarlowWhere
@MarlowWhere 2 жыл бұрын
Nakita Gold, my darling queen. 💃
@johnnydeleon8210
@johnnydeleon8210 2 жыл бұрын
Drag syndrome took me out
@kenbillingsley9239
@kenbillingsley9239 2 жыл бұрын
Sad or not, I don't care. But I get so much of my week's happiness through these lovely sessions lol. Come down later for moose soup y'all!
@cheesentrees2555
@cheesentrees2555 2 жыл бұрын
They need to bring back OG moose soup!!
@nickdrach9886
@nickdrach9886 2 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for Tom to ask Christine when she was complaining about birthdays: Do you like your life Jenny?
@BiggerThanMeTV
@BiggerThanMeTV 2 жыл бұрын
Brian saying how he keeps looking at her like how a wrestler looks at his manager during an interview 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
@mysticapprentice
@mysticapprentice 2 жыл бұрын
As an actual greasy wop from Italy, you have no idea how much JOY it brings me to hear Tom utter what is perhaps the crudest insult in my language 8:08 Thank you Tom, you and all the YMH mommies are welcome here any time I will feed you the best food you've ever had, and teach you how to offend a whole new country in a new language. Ciao cazzoni!
@facelessvoid7811
@facelessvoid7811 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Brian on the come up these days, dude is hilarious
@pawkorawks
@pawkorawks 2 жыл бұрын
My theory for Garth's weird awkward laugh towards the end: The laugh is "passive aggressive" because Trisha used the word "mankind" when Garth had used it previously: "mankind has ever seen" I wouldn't put it past Garth to get irritated with Trisha for using such a profound term when he said it first.
@Kanggaxx
@Kanggaxx 2 жыл бұрын
He was trying tp simp for her but his autism made a weird sound come out.
@angelmiguez3715
@angelmiguez3715 2 жыл бұрын
He said it first
@CasaFuenteOrange
@CasaFuenteOrange 2 жыл бұрын
They 100% were reading that off a screen or a board, it’s wild to still be that awkward
@PLDLEE
@PLDLEE 2 жыл бұрын
Or he said mankind (we all know Garth is NOT human) so he was like “oh yeah, haha”
@swoopskee
@swoopskee 2 жыл бұрын
i was gonna do some work but if Brian's on ymh, I'm dropping everything and watching the whole episode. Also congratulations for an amazing special Mommy Jeans, what a great show! I totally cried at the end, and laughed my ass off throughout the whole thing. Perfect adherence to proto
@pmcauslan
@pmcauslan 2 жыл бұрын
A good chunk of this episode felt like a legit tribute to the late Kevin Samuels, albeit unintentional. It's what I needed after learning of his passing last weekend. 😢 Kudos to YMH for celebrating the man, and props to Brian for keeping it 100% real with his advice. It makes me happy to think Kevin's realness will live on through the lives he's touched. RIP Kevin
@amywernet577
@amywernet577 2 жыл бұрын
YMH should ask Brian to join the crew with a weekly segment or show Advice with Brian. I was an instant fan when you first had him on. This man is brilliant and a hilarious comic. I truly wish him the best success. Please lift him up xo
@coltsummers8233
@coltsummers8233 2 жыл бұрын
Best episode in a while. Brian killed me. Hilarious dude.
@ViewedOak
@ViewedOak 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ that guy in the wall is living like three nightmares at once
@stephenlambdin
@stephenlambdin 2 жыл бұрын
Cool to see Nadav has learned how to “fade” in premiere pro lol
@DonJupp321
@DonJupp321 2 жыл бұрын
"they did open a gate though" 🤣🤣🤣 Really funny comments and advice.
@garrettwalker1013
@garrettwalker1013 2 жыл бұрын
Cool how Brian’s conversation is like a stand up set
@tracecify
@tracecify 2 жыл бұрын
Turning into Piss Spots: Tim and Christika edition
@bayleiweed75
@bayleiweed75 2 жыл бұрын
I love how much of a mommy Brian is. bringing up all the good ol mommy moments
@zachrodgers7783
@zachrodgers7783 2 жыл бұрын
Christina was today years old when she learned about canning!
@taylorfausett177
@taylorfausett177 2 жыл бұрын
That really made me laugh 🤣 thx. And I was like, why are the both boys letting them go on and on about raw canned chicken? Not raw, bru!
@caseyfenton90
@caseyfenton90 2 жыл бұрын
I was actually kinda shocked by that. I regularly have canned elk and pheasant in my pantry that are two years old.
@mcr5645
@mcr5645 2 жыл бұрын
Christina saying midgets are faster because they're lower to the ground, and her comparison to commercial aircraft was so unintentionally funny lmaooo
@OvercomingAwkward
@OvercomingAwkward 2 жыл бұрын
Boogie till you poop is one of the most seminal pieces of media in rock climbing history
@braydenrichardson994
@braydenrichardson994 2 жыл бұрын
Christina went full Bobby Lee in the back of that car! 🤣
@perstimppa
@perstimppa 2 жыл бұрын
Bobby didn't bother to aim for any sort of container tho, and all the way to brown town too😂😂 Can't top that.
@braydenrichardson994
@braydenrichardson994 2 жыл бұрын
@@perstimppa 😂😂😂😂 very true!
@bradblades4245
@bradblades4245 2 жыл бұрын
"Pronouns" are how you talk about someone to a 3rd party. The moment I realized that "preferred pronouns" was someone dictating how I talk about them to someone else, that's when I knew they could touch my camera through the fence.
@hypno5690
@hypno5690 2 жыл бұрын
Well said
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf 2 жыл бұрын
The level of narcissism on display here. They truly expect people to change up their language on a daily or even moment-to-moment basis based on how they happen to be feeling, and if someone fails to do that, that's diSrEsPeCtFuL. Nah bitch, what's disrespectful is assuming that you're the center of the goddamn universe and that everybody's top priority is which gender you're identifying as today. Pick a fucking word.
@raichuraichu7632
@raichuraichu7632 2 жыл бұрын
💯 FACTS
@nightcritterz
@nightcritterz 2 жыл бұрын
ok ma'am
@chrisheese4674
@chrisheese4674 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely true. Why can't people just be called by their name. When you first meet you introduce yourself by your name not he she they them.
@budzion8800
@budzion8800 2 жыл бұрын
Watch Brian Simpsons Standups special on Netflix if you haven't already, he's one of the funniest atm
@taylorfausett177
@taylorfausett177 2 жыл бұрын
I think I'll go do that right now!
@DeafJackRussell
@DeafJackRussell 2 жыл бұрын
we need Brian Simpson on every episode! this is the funniest guest ive ever heard on here 😂😂😂
@theeHeisenberg
@theeHeisenberg 2 жыл бұрын
Brian crushed this. Keep up the good work man.
@cardinalbubxiii803
@cardinalbubxiii803 2 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for Enny’s emotional breakdown over hot sauce. Keep up the fire, Timmy! We might see some tears soon! #ImComingUpInMay
@robertfrost8264
@robertfrost8264 2 жыл бұрын
Enny wasn't there whenever they taped this one.
@cardinalbubxiii803
@cardinalbubxiii803 2 жыл бұрын
@@robertfrost8264 He doesn’t need to be there for the torment to continue. Eventually, we’ll see tears.
@kdoeone
@kdoeone 2 жыл бұрын
The games not over till enny cries.
@buto6882
@buto6882 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav literally looks like he has lost weight great work native
@the_original_Bilb_Ono
@the_original_Bilb_Ono 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, before he looked like he figuratively lost weight, but now he looks like hes literally lost weight.
@DonShetland
@DonShetland 2 жыл бұрын
all that forced fake laughing must burn a lot of calories
@Saintslapaho
@Saintslapaho 2 жыл бұрын
Paddy has been putting in work.
@lloydtroop7725
@lloydtroop7725 2 жыл бұрын
The way that Tom does the Italian hands every single time he says something in Italian is suuuuper cool
@taylorfausett177
@taylorfausett177 2 жыл бұрын
Real cool-guy shit! It's gonna be a good summer!
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 2 жыл бұрын
"They look like Fall Guys characters." LOOOOOOL!!! Brian Simpson was the last person I expected to say that.
@laefty666
@laefty666 2 жыл бұрын
"They look like Fall Guys characters" got me 😂
@TeddyBremmer
@TeddyBremmer 2 жыл бұрын
55:00 Finally someone asked about the photos, Brian keeping it real.
@Franco-dn7yw
@Franco-dn7yw 2 жыл бұрын
Of course Christine is able to handle the gagging if there's poop or farts involved 😂
@patsh321
@patsh321 2 жыл бұрын
Mom genes was amazing
@deneilbaker
@deneilbaker Жыл бұрын
Brown Simpson is hilarious. I would listen to his advice all day. He’s the man.
@cameronbright6243
@cameronbright6243 2 жыл бұрын
I’m the dude at 1:52:11 with the blacked out hand thanks for the feature you all are funny! I’m actually a manager at Amazon and I have a credit of 779 so I’m doing well. I hate customer service so I’d never work at a star bucks. I’ve been steadily employed for the last 10 years since my first job at 18. Not a single gap of unemployment. I even make more than most of the people that said I wouldn’t get a job hence how I can afford all of this
@MentallyGoneStudios
@MentallyGoneStudios 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, I’ve never came so early
@dallas9421
@dallas9421 2 жыл бұрын
welcome to the club
@jvalentine6464
@jvalentine6464 2 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I say this during sex it's never taken as a compliment
@vandalistica
@vandalistica 2 жыл бұрын
PCP amiright?
@zukondis
@zukondis 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Kevin Samuels, would’ve been so perfect to have him on this Podcast. This man was on Andrew Tate’s level of awesomeness.
@variaxi935
@variaxi935 2 жыл бұрын
100% in agreement. It's a genuine tragedy that such a collab didn't happen in time 😔
@chadwarden593
@chadwarden593 2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, you're right, idk if he would come on though, he seems so no nonsense.
@coramswarrior
@coramswarrior 2 жыл бұрын
@@chadwarden593 He died recently, sorry to tell you. RIP.
@veronicafox399
@veronicafox399 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, Rust in pee, Kevin....his *death* was karmic awesomeness!😂🥰
@nighthawk4251
@nighthawk4251 2 жыл бұрын
@@veronicafox399 you must be a 1 out of 10
@letigre5822
@letigre5822 2 жыл бұрын
Brian Simpson is so straightforward and funny I love it ! 😂
@williamjohansson2098
@williamjohansson2098 2 жыл бұрын
Brian is easily one of my favorite guests. He seems impossible to dislike.
@DasUhMAZIN
@DasUhMAZIN 2 жыл бұрын
Garfield Brooks has an upcoming comedy tour, the man is a laugh riot; a real hoot
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