As a Florida man, every one knows that the difference between an alligator and a crocodile, is that one will see you later and the other will see you in a while.
@chrisscornerx3 Жыл бұрын
Underrated
@Ruckus333 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤌🤌🤌💞
@tylersheets8975 Жыл бұрын
lmao
@godsglizzy2232 Жыл бұрын
❤️
@clicheguevara5282 Жыл бұрын
@@chrisscornerx3 Can we _please_ stop using that word incorrectly? 😂
@dougtellam5164 Жыл бұрын
The way Tim immediately switched the definitions for croc and gator
@Tacit_Tern Жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only one who caught it
@greenbeltglass Жыл бұрын
Tim the crocodile hunter
@MrFozzie52 Жыл бұрын
Stolen valor
@Squesus Жыл бұрын
He learned from the gaslighting master
@nooneyouknow699 Жыл бұрын
He likes to think he's smarter than Tina but he's just as tokd
@dylanpierce_ Жыл бұрын
Seeing Enie with a full head of hair knowing he won it in a basketball game would absolutely be the greatest thing I've ever seen accomplished on KZbin.
@djfizer4849 Жыл бұрын
*YMH > **-DudePerfect-*
@zped4484 Жыл бұрын
He's gonna lose I bet! Enny seems completely delusional about his abilities in general. He doesn't need to shit or drink water! 1 in 8 billion!
@jonm7361 Жыл бұрын
I hope he gets a big ole afro like that retro EA sports game.
@karamcguigan7589 Жыл бұрын
He won. 😂
@yourmomslvr56226 ай бұрын
12:32
@pezzshnitsol Жыл бұрын
Tom: Alligators are darker. Tom 30 seconds later: Crocodiles are darker.
@na-vn5qy Жыл бұрын
'and, the rounded snout, usually belongs to the croc,' he immediately forgets everything he just read, lmao
@frankjerardenno2678 Жыл бұрын
Crocs have knarley teeth!
@UnfitToLive Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I hadn't confused myself and that it was Tom f-ing up the distinction.
@Ignitionite Жыл бұрын
And then got the rounded snout wrong too.... fucking geniuses these two.
@christinet638 Жыл бұрын
😂
@snapees Жыл бұрын
“I didnt know there were three primary colors” Dude good on tom for breaking the stigma and marrying a person with severe mental disability. That is some bonafide R-worded commentary from Christine today my gosh.
@juankruger2598 Жыл бұрын
haha There've been a few. She also had no idea that a "Panther" is a black Leopard or Jaguar and they still, also have the spots like the rest of the species. To be fair though, I find that most Americans don't know the diff between a turtle and a tortoise, or croc and alligator. They just call every reptile with a shell a turtle. Even though it's walking across arid rocks and desert like terrain with a large humped/rounded shell and clearly has feet for walking and not swimming. Also, every smartphone is called an iPhone 🤦♂ The World series of American sports, where America plays America, in some other place in Merica. I wonder why they don't try play sport against other countries? This way Merica always wins 🤠 Shame
@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын
@@juankruger2598 wouldnt say most- alot but definately not most
@juankruger2598 Жыл бұрын
@@kristiskinner8542 Sorry, to be clear, I should've said most, almost all that one sees on shows and podcasts online. Or articles I've read where they mention a turtle for eg, but then have a pic of a tortoise. Sorry, that's what I meant, as I haven't been to America to meet any in person
@SketchyAsFunk Жыл бұрын
@juankruger2598 😂😂 might wanna close the electronics and go to America and actually meet some people instead of making blind judgements.
@wassontv Жыл бұрын
@@SketchyAsFunk facts 😂
@adambonesaw3689 Жыл бұрын
I feel like it's worth mentioning every week... Lenovo has a larger market share in computers than Apple. One of Christina's primary reasons for not knowing Lenovo is thinking the entire planet had moved to Apple products ... Los Angeles does this to people
@DekkarJr Жыл бұрын
I hate Apple personally. Always have since the g3 computer with the handle on the back. And their ONE mouse button
@tiagocaseiro Жыл бұрын
It's not an LA thing, it's not having a regular desk job thing.
@LastNameInTown Жыл бұрын
Nolevo? Levenlo? Never heard of him..
@causeithappens Жыл бұрын
Drives me crazy the common android poor thing. Apple hasn't had the best or most expensive phone for like 10 years now. But my texts won't be blue or green or whatever the hell
@DekkarJr Жыл бұрын
@@causeithappens yeah i hate the whole looking down on us for our green text bubbles thing. ive ended friendships over less. fuck those elitists
@jamesc.dunachie1353 Жыл бұрын
They should definitely create an app with all of Tom's sound bites, so we can drop these in our day to day lives! Highandtigh
@richardvasquez6746 Жыл бұрын
That would be awesome because I've been wanting that one sound bite "you said the R word" they played earlier for the longest time.
@ajbarrett8169 Жыл бұрын
I would pay for it
@richardvasquez6746 Жыл бұрын
@@ajbarrett8169 I wouldn't cause I'm a fat poor.
@rogerwilco1777 Жыл бұрын
This shit should be easy
@alexrush4140 Жыл бұрын
Ennie and Brent are the 2 most overconfident people I've ever witnessed 😂
@clicheguevara5282 Жыл бұрын
Bart is kinda funny with it though. It’s entertaining. With Ennie it’s just sad and annoying.
@crumb1568 Жыл бұрын
@@clicheguevara5282 agreed Bart was a athlete at one point and has proven why he has confidents.
@Ceb207 Жыл бұрын
Tim said the croc was on the left during the explanation of crocs vs gators test… the croc was indeed on the right. confusing and corrupting the results. Tim doesn’t know know a gator from a croc either. Gaslighting Christine for his pure evilness
@dickwhisker Жыл бұрын
When he read the description, he said that alligators are darker, then immediately went on to go with crocodiles being darker for the rest of the time.
@FL-Kman Жыл бұрын
@@dickwhisker i was wondering if i was crazy or if anyone else caught that
@hgb0005 Жыл бұрын
@@FL-Kman yup read the description then immediayely mixed them up
@jayo2614 Жыл бұрын
This bugged me so much that he fucked it up for her lol I wanted her to succeed
@patriziamanno6302 Жыл бұрын
I knew I was not crazy!!
@CJ-rh1xv Жыл бұрын
Can you bring David Walter on as an employee and have him do a weather segment during the show
@lowprofosho Жыл бұрын
This would be amazing. A YMH weather segment? Yes please.
@genore1993 Жыл бұрын
Definitely in may
@LightningRetard Жыл бұрын
Have him do the promo for the Enny vs. Ryan showdown in the style of a weather forecast
@Quasar_Energy Жыл бұрын
First segment could be golden showers a la “piss on me beat me”
@MrTaylorWillis Жыл бұрын
People getting hit by lightning. Horrible or hilarious but.
@deetr3yreyes213 Жыл бұрын
I fuckin lost it when Tom went “ is she on the team now brotha “ “is she welcome to the cookout now or what” 😂😂😂
@darriusmorton6590 Жыл бұрын
I fell out
@vischetty7736 Жыл бұрын
Tommy’s sound board is the most under appreciated cast member of YMH 😂
@Angellaye Жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo Christina switched from hating her dads personality into loving it in seconds. CLIP IT !
@Chillllllbruh Жыл бұрын
Christina wants to fuck her dad, just not be in a relationship with him.
@imnotbenavery9220 Жыл бұрын
@OneguyUnderTheSkymaking daddy issues political, only in America
@CJ-oj8om Жыл бұрын
@Mickey Valentine unplug man lol
@KZ_MMA_ Жыл бұрын
@Mickey Valentine touch grass
@528grave Жыл бұрын
@Mickey Valentine this comment is bot-esque
@TRIGGAMAN_LOCO Жыл бұрын
1:32:26 That chuckle followed by “I think I gotta put it in the blue file” Was fucking genius man 😂😂😂
@SerotaDanielle Жыл бұрын
I totally heard Nicole but could tell what they heard.
@laurenclark1304 Жыл бұрын
The barking contest was so funny I had to pull the car over, bc I was laughing so hard…. We need more of this! ❤😂
@PEGGLES93 Жыл бұрын
Enny turns into prime Danny Brown when his high pitch voice comes out 😂
@perrythrust4301 Жыл бұрын
Primary colors now? Is this lady able to tell time? Can she understand how money works? I'm starting to be concerned for her safety. 😂
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
why do you think Tim pushed her down those stairs?
@clintonleonard5187 Жыл бұрын
Her and Bobby Lee should just do a podcast where they talk about what they don't know.
@littlewigglemonster7691 Жыл бұрын
@@Cyxz666 lol
@Leddy0222 Жыл бұрын
Colours* . I’m not English, I’m trans American.
@AllFlimmits Жыл бұрын
@@Leddy0222 if you were transamerican, then the American spelling would be correct
@nicksilver_music Жыл бұрын
As a skinny poor, I feel left out, skinny poors are just as important as fat poors 😂
@Shillmehowtolive Жыл бұрын
Facts. 6’1” 140 pound skinny poor here.
@amyblackwood2259 Жыл бұрын
I don't even understand how poors can be fat. Like, I can't afford food! 😂
@Ruckus333 Жыл бұрын
Thank you! 🤌 I started as a fat low-income white. Now I'm a thin low-income white. I gotchu Hoss 💞🤌🤭💞 You too can be a winner. Get on foodstamps and start eating prison type meals. You'll be a fat low-income before you know it!
@guitearist Жыл бұрын
Of course he's holding a guitar.
@KingCrafter23 Жыл бұрын
@@amyblackwood2259 it’s called government assistance 😂
@williamleiplein9799 Жыл бұрын
Christine and Tim had my dog going crazy while I was doing dishes with their dog impressions 😂
@grant.bloomquist Жыл бұрын
Krista saying within just a few sentences that she is "over a disease" she's had 3x's and not being able to tell different animals speaks volumes
@Tol1as Жыл бұрын
She's pretending to be the dumb blonde while actually being a dumb blonde. It's like if you take batman's mask off and find out that underneath he looks 100% like the batman mask.
@despicablelama7994 Жыл бұрын
I'm happy to see your so strict with Nadav, as an addict that's definitely needed
@sam_I_may_be Жыл бұрын
Agreed. He's also his employer. Imagine if your boss put you through rehab and then you asked if they wanted to go out for a drink... Tom was actually pretty nice about it
@BarryBaugher Жыл бұрын
@@sam_I_may_be I agree 100%
@TheEvilWithinKevin Жыл бұрын
Nadav is a legit degenerate gambler
@jmh31890 Жыл бұрын
Lololol can't believe there are people falling for this.
@NaruBrilu Жыл бұрын
@@jmh31890 ya ikr. It has to be a bit right? When he first started talking about it way back then im like "oh, this is the new bit uh"
@LeroySkankins420 Жыл бұрын
I love the quick lecture Tom gives Native about his addiction. Such a beautiful little father/son moment.
@3lectronaut7 Жыл бұрын
The look on Nadav' s face after Tim finally said 'dude we're not talking any action with you..' So defeated.
@mocahmcgrady7530 Жыл бұрын
@@3lectronaut7 i can’t tell if it’s an actual joke or not
@titusrichardson9957 Жыл бұрын
It really feels real lol especially the way they talk about meetings
@pistolpete2803 Жыл бұрын
Ennie is an enabler😂
@Z-pizzle23 Жыл бұрын
I still have ZERO idea if it's real or a bit cause on nadavs insta it's all pics of him gambling n the captions are "relapsing again" lmao
@zipart305 Жыл бұрын
I think it's time we should be able to buy art prints of the cool guys on the wall
@alexacosta5235 Жыл бұрын
Do seals and sea lions next! Haha I’d pay so much to watch Christina just guess animals all day 😂
@rogerwilco1777 Жыл бұрын
i bet she cant tell gorillas and chimps apart either.. every-things probably a 'monkey'
@takeinterest1497 Жыл бұрын
Enie had his own little Danny Brown moment talking to Ryan lmfaooo
@ja5304 Жыл бұрын
He even went up three octaves and hit that Danny brown note too
@chungkingxp4785 Жыл бұрын
34:20
@alexs5792 Жыл бұрын
Lol Tom got his croc and gators mixed around almost immediately 😂
@rogerwilco1777 Жыл бұрын
its a Lenovo
@awright478 Жыл бұрын
I say “I wanna laugh” out loud in my car alone every time I open a new YMH.
@autobowl Жыл бұрын
I feel like this podcast is a good way to show autism awareness, thank you Tom for bringing Christina to show support for Autism.
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
it's amazing to me Christine has lived to 46 with her brain
@calistafalcontail Жыл бұрын
Tbh, without Tom and his money...I dont know where she would be now.
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
@@calistafalcontail it's nice of Tom to support his wife's hobbies, like standup
@TheEvilWithinKevin Жыл бұрын
She's a modern medical miracle
@joeyboes7771 Жыл бұрын
Also she used to do a bunch of drugs and seems weirdly proud of it
@robinsharkey6658 Жыл бұрын
SNIGGERS - Kristina
@eugenedelahot-croixbun8910 Жыл бұрын
Tom literally read that alligators are darker then proceeded to tell Christine that crocodiles are darker, it’s so obvious as an Aussie too which is which haha
@LeroySkankins420 Жыл бұрын
South Florida native here, I completely agree lol
@johnmaurer3097 Жыл бұрын
Florida Man here - this has been a cakewalk since I was a child. Gators have rounded snouts and high eyes. Crocs have pointed snouts and low eyes. It's infuriating watching dummies not understand this - which I think is why Tommy trolls us with it.
@allshoulders9624 Жыл бұрын
If you look real close, and not move too much, right over there you can see the common Aussie interjecting themselves to feel relevant.
@croz711 Жыл бұрын
Lol anyone from Florida knows that Tom was wrong when he said crocs have the rounded nose.
@georgeprendergast8305 Жыл бұрын
Well aren't you special now .. 👍🙄 good for you .. your just soooo cool 😎
@HSGAutomotive Жыл бұрын
Most of my left forearm and right calf are ‘brutal black’ style inked, and it’s actually not as painful as you’d think. I think the 50 head packer needle helps spread the puncturing motions more evenly and feels more like rubbing your skin with a scourer really hard, rather than a needle stabbing you. Bigger issue is that the entire area is an open wound afterwards, and full of massive amounts of ink so your body thinks it’s in shock. I drove all the way home just fine, but then turned yellow and almost passed out at the dinner table after the leg was done. Absolutely love my ink though
@FatRollMedia Жыл бұрын
I wanna wear a mask to one of their live shows or stand up just to trigger them lmao
@freeman7079 Жыл бұрын
Watching Tim and Christin look at pictures of crocs and gators and repeatedly misidentify them was the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile. It’s really not that hard guys.
@vikingmindset11 Жыл бұрын
😂that was me with crossbow i did some really crazy hard time in florida and Iappreciate this 😅😅 and understanding my humor just hit 400k followers on tik tok and have fought for 3 world titles in kickboxing raising my family . I have a big fight in August I love this thank you !!!
@WheezyTsunami Жыл бұрын
My favorite episodes, by far, are when it’s just my main mommies and the booth boys
@ja5304 Жыл бұрын
Let’s show these poors how it’s done
@illuminahde Жыл бұрын
Poors are 🤢. Get it together
@FreddyFunderbunz Жыл бұрын
Fat* poors
@kevinl3254 Жыл бұрын
Poors disgust me
@Ronin_fxd Жыл бұрын
You're actually hono
@skysmixedbag145 Жыл бұрын
Did Tommy just gaslight her on the gator/croc thing? 😆
@mumblez7712 Жыл бұрын
uh hundred percent
@wassontv Жыл бұрын
@@mumblez7712 😂😂😂
@InspectahReese Жыл бұрын
Classic casual gaslighting just like his momma
@sethwortman125 Жыл бұрын
Totally!
@SpidermanInLondon Жыл бұрын
First it was burp-gate, now this!
@johnherring450 Жыл бұрын
Tom talking about posting up the weatherman had me in stitches! Lol!!
@hkuzniak Жыл бұрын
When he said, Ryan’s Dr. cleared them to play basketball I thought he was talking about Ryan Sickler. Lol
@NickKuzmick Жыл бұрын
Nadav is literally uncut gem sandler
@asareeves2836 Жыл бұрын
Enny started sounding like Danny brown when talking😂
@chrstphrluis2206 Жыл бұрын
“Is she on the team now brotha?” Is the funniest sht I’ve heard in a long time 😂
@mattjohnson7019 Жыл бұрын
Nadav could light a fire with the friction from those hands every time he hears anything with stakes.
@meganmarts5769 Жыл бұрын
We need to see this drunk fireworks video ASAP! Thanks mommy
@ian2000 Жыл бұрын
The intro was incredible with all the different transitions between Tim and Cristine.
@zackheumann8292 Жыл бұрын
When she said your committed to your mental illnesses got me
@Ryan-po6xi Жыл бұрын
Tim was on fucking point today 😂😂😂 "is she on the team now brotha?" 💀
@drewkup Жыл бұрын
An easy way to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile is whether or not you see them later or after a while.
@jamesgallogley1024 Жыл бұрын
Sitting in a hospice right now. Was hoping for this
@rewcalYT Жыл бұрын
That deserves a like
@imnotbenavery9220 Жыл бұрын
If Tom didn’t find comedy I’m confident he would’ve become a hospice worker for the fun of it.
@josef2012 Жыл бұрын
🙏💗
@Ruckus333 Жыл бұрын
💞🙏💞
@js90 Жыл бұрын
❤
@steveblais3583 Жыл бұрын
The cat sound clip going in the blue file killed me 😂
@shanegonzalez3253 Жыл бұрын
It’s the thrust of Tom ejaculating lol I just have the funny scene that he uses it as thrust and saves the world somehow afterwards because he made it 😂
@Spicygabbagool85 Жыл бұрын
Bob would be in heaven in Garths jet 😂
@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD Жыл бұрын
Imagine understanding and having anxiety but invalidating others anxiety
@Anubis.6256 Жыл бұрын
I like how Main Mommy thinks there's dead astronauts just floating in space.
@marccalvano6933 Жыл бұрын
Christina's hair looks so beautiful at the start of the show and she gradually destroys it as the show goes on! So funny!!
@papagissepi6467 Жыл бұрын
Saying jeans and mommy at drive thru's has improved my life in general. Working my way up to an "I love you"
@Tacit_Tern Жыл бұрын
With all the hate in the world? 🎵 What the world ....needs now. Is love.... sweet love.
@rachelmolina986 Жыл бұрын
Try the Hi Hitler, it's the best..like hot sauce!
@AmandaBurns14 Жыл бұрын
I don't use drive thru's enough, but when I have, I'm almost too nervous to try it out with the jeans, mommies, I love you's - but seeing others do it makes me happy
@jordanm6940 Жыл бұрын
That’s funny, i found tagging on an ily at the very end a lot easier than finding somewhere to say mommy and jeans. Total opposite over here.
@mattbauer6242 Жыл бұрын
It took literally one explanation of the difference between an alligator and a crocodile for me to comprehend. Christina is special
@rileybliss4292 Жыл бұрын
I’m yelling rn! Tim and Christin are both r worded for the alligator/ crocodile discussion! They don’t even look alike 😅
@TTVToxic-yu5ov Жыл бұрын
Tim was effing with her. Lmao
@invaderjimm8422 Жыл бұрын
Idk why but Tom doing the bark caught me so off guard. It just seems like something he wouldn't try and he just went for it 😂
@michaelmasin1996 Жыл бұрын
I thought Christine was kinda R worded with the cheetah leopard thing until the gator croc came up...
@calistafalcontail Жыл бұрын
It was the “I didnt know there were three primary colors” for me...without tom and his money, where would she be now.
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping Жыл бұрын
Jada doesn't let me watch this .....but I'm gonna watch it, anyway.
@xaviergamez5620 Жыл бұрын
31:43 the way mommy looks at native. She cares about him so much and it’s so fed up with his shit. He’s lucky to have people like Tom and Christina around him to check the fuck out of him in the way Tom plays the dad Rowan, talk him down give him an example it’s beautiful.
@jamiemoreno7765 Жыл бұрын
"You can barely come in space, let alone live" 1:17:25 - Christine....LOLOL
@RebekahDunne Жыл бұрын
Enny got that Berty boy confidence
@DeeDee-wb6zy Жыл бұрын
Tom: “The whole time I was waiting for his face to get bitten off” Christina: “I wish” 😂 1:35:54
@jayo2614 Жыл бұрын
Working in hospital and wearing N95s for 12-16 hour shifts was a nightmare
@ogfullmelt Жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard at work they kept coming into my lab and seeing what was going on.
@T-CainesZR1 Жыл бұрын
After switching the same 5 pictures of Crocs and alligators, Christina has the memory of a rock. Basically, R-worded.
@dickhammerbush172 Жыл бұрын
Dr. Drew will have to tell Cristina again that nobody in her family was actually ever inside of her.
@allshoulders9624 Жыл бұрын
That’s the b-hole you dummy.
@2mis2TL86 Жыл бұрын
Lmao excellent catch
@CaptainDevilSticks Жыл бұрын
Well Tom hasn't been, but their kids have lol. The interior of the uterus is inside the body
@2mis2TL86 Жыл бұрын
@@CaptainDevilSticks no, it’s connect to the outside world via the cervix. The inside of the body isn’t connect to the outside world unless you slice into it
@Terrible0x0Trivium Жыл бұрын
@@2mis2TL86 Drew has said it is both inside and outside the body because of the cervix.
@Siile_ Жыл бұрын
Cracks me up that they use the dot patterns to differentiate cheetahs and leopards. They have very different looking heads/eyes. That's like looking at pictures of completely different looking people and remembering them by their clothes haha
@carlik3974 Жыл бұрын
IKR! Cheetahs basically have black tear lines coming from their eyes. Leopards are so stalky and chunky compared to cheetahs. I would never use spots 😂
@losers4life789 Жыл бұрын
The poor people in space line was beautiful 😂
@girthbrooks8606 Жыл бұрын
Tom should have thrown a couple wildcard Iguana pictures into the Alligator-Crocodile game
@dr.seuss-e-o Жыл бұрын
Tom teaching his wife about crocs, and gators is like when I pretend I know what I'm talking about to my wife and her believing my dumb ass 😂
@jussiniemi9560 Жыл бұрын
There was also terence trent d'arby sporting that look. But this guy looks most like Nuno Bettencourt from Extreme.
@alexrush4140 Жыл бұрын
I need more Horrible or Hilarious in my life
@vikingmindset11 Жыл бұрын
Lol I am the dude with crossbow appreciate you guys seeing the comedy in my stuff but I also did 6 years in the worst prisons in Florida so I am free and became a champion kickboxer father and our page has reached 400k on tik tok I bring the reality of prison to people . I love the show respect
@CHINESE_PRIDE Жыл бұрын
0:35 Tanya showing us what she learned from Brent's wife.
@Joel3351 Жыл бұрын
I love the transitions the booth boys pull out for the intro song 😂😂
@ME-xd4he Жыл бұрын
“ is she on the team now brutha?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@IRISH4LIFE5151 Жыл бұрын
So many GEMS in this podcast! Thank you YMH!
@kaz8363 Жыл бұрын
Good morning Mommies!
@apatternedhorizon Жыл бұрын
I can't even imagine Enny with hair.
@rickfoster1688 Жыл бұрын
The way you guys react to the rottweiler is awesome lmao. Rottis show their love that way sometimes... It's just a lot of emotional build up. Our old boy would sound like he'd tear you apart and it was good to be able to scare other people with cuz I could make him sound like that without doing anything to me
@zelkyvideo Жыл бұрын
I'm going to heaven. I NEVER thought of calling the poor blind guy "Shit Eyes". But it did take a long time to stop laughing after I heard it.
@poppadoppalis8406 Жыл бұрын
Just want to say thank you to both of you guys for the weekly podcast . Truly appreciate your time ❤🎉 . Love you
@Lifeisgreat1991 Жыл бұрын
I really love how much support J has for his addiction from all of them. As a recovering alcoholic with a year and a half of sobriety his support system is incredible and 100% necessary 👏👏👏
@jlgreenwood18 Жыл бұрын
Good for you bro!👊 I struggle with it myself. I really believe it's the worst of all vices as it's literally always accessible and causes some of the worst damage.
@Lifeisgreat1991 Жыл бұрын
@@jlgreenwood18 Ya man it took walking to the brink of death multiple times before I really got serious and it was SO worth the pain of withdrawal for where I am now. I don't know if you are religious but I will be praying for you. But ya the hardest is going to get groceries and stuff cause it's all around you all of the time and all over tv good luck to you bro 👊
@je81480 Жыл бұрын
Tim, through and through, found the female Burnt Chrysler in Christine. Didn’t know what primary colors are…wow.
@SamEastwin Жыл бұрын
Perhaps Christina is becoming Japanese. In Japanese we use the same word for both crocodile and alligator (鰐/ワニ/Wani)
@mrs.h2725 Жыл бұрын
I can’t decide if Tom switched them on purpose 😂. I wish I was Asian tho cuz when I fly I wear a face mask with mint oil on it cuz I can’t afford first class and poor fats stink. Tina would judge the shit out of me.
@David_Lo_Pan Жыл бұрын
@Mickey Valentine That's a complete mischaracterization of both Christina P, and Jordan Peterson.
@iGigaCow Жыл бұрын
You are an R.
@DeeDee-wb6zy Жыл бұрын
Tom saying New York City has lost its edge because they no longer push blind people in the streets, had me hollering! 😂
@guitearist Жыл бұрын
People can change!
@patches07 Жыл бұрын
Have we come full circle when Kristine talks about finding out the primary colors for the 2nd time in the last few years? 🤣🤣
@yourgameisstupid Жыл бұрын
And none of these dummies are educated enough to inform her that there isn't even such a thing as _the_ primary colors; there's one conventional but arbitrary choice that's often taught to children but rarely un-taught to adults.
@billtree52 Жыл бұрын
@@yourgameisstupid the existence of the other "primary" colors like in TV's, pigments, and printer toners doesn't negate what the primary colors of light are.
@yourgameisstupid Жыл бұрын
@@billtree52 Take a color wheel and identify "the" primary colors. Now rotate them all by X degrees. Congrats, you have found an equally valid group of primary colors. There is no such thing as "the" primary colors beyond an arbitrary choice that has become convention. This is undeniable.
@senecaclark5776 Жыл бұрын
Don’t even get Christina started by throwing in Jaguars
@Sixsicdix Жыл бұрын
I love Tom mis identifying Crocs wrong
@msgesus4518 Жыл бұрын
"Mis identifying Crocs wrong" means they identified them correct.
@HeyThatWeirdGuy Жыл бұрын
@@msgesus4518 hey Hitler
@shaneschnyer7817 Жыл бұрын
My favorite episodes are when Christina looks like she's tripping on shrooms.
@michaeljamesmccabe Жыл бұрын
Referring to Blind Bob as, "Shit Eyes", cracks me up every time.
@MD-px6oe Жыл бұрын
Tim and Christine's reaction to Nadav asking for that $$ action post rehab was fitting.
@albertomolina2113 Жыл бұрын
you should make the soundboard an app
@Wowreally42 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha that story about Christina turning around when they asked her to put a mask on made me love her 20x more.
@zacharymgail Жыл бұрын
Tom COMPLETELY describing crocs and alligators wrong. lol
@jarielie_xo Жыл бұрын
I really hate how insanely hard I laughed at the barking video and Tim and Christine trying it 😂😂😂
@roxannedement7813 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Christine, some of us poors can’t afford to take off work if we get covid
@rdizzy1 Жыл бұрын
You will even get grilled like this when you are the victim of a crime, when you call the cops, and on the stand by the lawyer of whoever committed the crime against you, it's insane. The lawyer for the dude that busted into my house with a crowbar was trying to make me look like a piece of shit up on the stand, even though I didn't do anything but report a crime against me.