Tom Segura's Mom: Traumatized | Your Mom's House Ep. 728

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I Want to Talk About Hawaii!! That’s right, the Main Mommy’s mommy, Charo, joins Tom and Christina again for this week’s YMH. They play her a clip of the local news wishing her a happy 100th birthday, a cool motivational guy, Blind Bob, the Columbia Guy, Horrible or Hilarious, Inmate pen pals, Daddy Demarkco, TikToks, Tom’s Liquid Death Commercial, and try to show her Kevin Leonardo’s infamous Nair video. They also run her through the best fan-made memes from her last appearance, and discuss the catering they got for her birthday, Charo’s old French lover, Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect, and the new thing Charo wants: veneers.
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00:00:00 - Intro - Surprising Charo with Impressions
00:05:39 - Opening Clip: Charo's 100th Birthday
00:10:17 - Charo Wants to Talk About Her Grandkids
00:12:08 - Charo's Fart
00:16:44 - Charo's Birthday Catering
00:18:37 - Clip: Cool Motivational Guy
00:20:01 - Clip: Blind Bob
00:25:49 - Clip: Columbia Guy
00:29:28 - Charo Went to Columbia
00:36:39 - Pronoun Discussion
00:40:43 - Charo Memes
00:42:31 - Clip: Kevin Leonardo Nair Video
00:44:51 - Clip: Mad He Crashed
00:46:02 - Back on Nair Video
00:48:16 - Clips: Horrible or Hilarious
00:53:13 - Clips: Inmate Pen Pal Videos
01:06:24 - Clip: Daddy Demarkco in Jail
01:08:03 - Clip: Tom's Liquid Death Commercial
01:10:44 - TikToks
01:16:13 - Charo Wants New Teeth
01:37:27 - CP's New Pazsitzky Effect
01:40:42 - Closing Song - "Hardcore Fun" by Tardcore Fun

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Can't believe they managed to get Simple Jack as a guest

[@andersthons]

Hahahhhahahahahahahahahha

[@dylanstorie8988]

oh gawd

[@tiggybiggy9929]

I'm crying

[@Aishxkdoesbsbd]

😂😂😂

[@glintrhmj]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@neighborbruce]

Charo being blown away by Tom's top dog impression was so wholesome

[@tysoncodes]

Timestamp?

[@patrickmcshea4996]

watch the epsode? @@tysoncodes

[@SeWallis]

0:13:20 and 0:38:00

[@Hjaelteomslag]

It truly speaks on the greatness of TopDog that every time someone talks about him, it's always a beautiful or considerate story. If I would get to choose anything in life, it would be for my son to know who I am deep down.

[@2001Dbacks]

13:10 ish

[@alisherman2664]

Charo is sympathetic to robbery because she knows she tries to rob her son blind daily

[@Kalamerys]

😂😂😂

[@bubsssbunny]

I’m fucking dead lol.

[@Gabash24]

Lmfao!!!

[@s.melonita4454]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ihrlutschtdochalle]

Yeah, or maybe her "son" always has been robbing people blind and she just tries to protect "it" 😂

[@TyHudPark]

The news saying she’s 100 is genius and everyone should do that to their mother. 😂😂😂😂

[@thatguybrooke]

She's like Is this how you doings? you going to just talk about farts?

[@notTHATtravisbails]

I love how Charo keeps calling this episode, "My show." 😂

[@bsx121]

That's what a Charo would do

[@DavidBadilloMusic]

As we say in Spanish, "ella es la mamá de los pollitos", of course it's her show! 😂

[@jamesyoung5610]

It kinda is, she's the OG Mommy

[@Drunklotus]

Is she wrong?

[@Javifrom303]

Like the guy on Judge Judy “it might be your show but it’s my episode” 😂

[@johncastro2104]

I love how Charo always refers to her guest appearances as her show lmao

[@alexraver3439]

Ever since someone said she looks like a baby bird with the shell still on the top of her head, it’s all I can think about 😂

[@breakfastattiffanys741]

Yeah but that story of her banging a French guy for a free week holiday.... I wanna see that baby bird young 😂

[@JessicaMartinez-in3pb]

Me too she looks like a tiny bird whos just hatched shes sooo adorable .

[@gahb4326]

So we've all read that same hilarious comment

[@zackbryans4982]

Tom and Christina going full improv mode and trolling Charo is truly one of the best experiences. The speed at which they can respond to each other and keep the bit going is crazy.

[@nickharmer9722]

Dude couldn't get past the first 2 minutes without blowing them 😂

[@xitaris5981]

The power of both of them being comedians :P

[@EManny86]

Tommy's Top Dog's voice is spot on. I thought Charro was going to start crying. WE MISS YOU TOO DOG!

[@majikmessiah]

"Love you buddy" -Top Dog

[@InspectahReese]

He’s grabbing a blonde angels big floppy sloppers in Heaven now, touching our cameras through the pearly gates RIP TOP DOG

[@jaylegleiter6669]

Charro only cries when she feels personally slighted.

[@LangstonDev]

​@@jaylegleiter6669or when she's about to ask for something expensive lol

[@nataliem.2651]

It was cute to see her light up

[@anthonymeche5282]

Charo: This is a nice show Tom: This is not a nice show. 😂😂😂😂

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

I’m so glad Charo finally discovered her purpose in life. To walk 2 or 3 blocks with her son, once.

[@ScottFioreAP]

Have you heard the rumors about your girlfriend Kitchener Leslie?

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

@@ScottFioreAP she has been known to wander the pastures...

[@BillGearin_Music]

I absolutely love how Charo continues to say “my show” 😂😂

[@FrankieIpp]

Charro's in the studio, time to drop everything and watch this

[@MP-et1eu]

Charo still rocking that baby bird look

[@blaynehamilton2120]

Baby bird that just fell out of the nest lookin ass

[@VENOM_kills]

Like big birds mum!

[@finnrater4812]

Made me chuckle 😂

[@the_cheap_ones]

U pay for a membership? What a Bozo

[@kalebbranch8036]

Tom: What do you do to make the kids all of a sudden like you? Charo: I give them love something you don’t know of.

[@birdog9633]

I refuse to skip a charro episode. The absolute best.

[@doopynoopers3249]

So sad that Charo got depressed and stop moving after Top Dog died. Keep moving Charo!

[@MrTakedownkd]

How they gaslighting her into thinking zolo is copying her voice 🤣😩

[@RylzMunkister]

We need to stop using that word

[@nicholasjedrziewski4063]

I prefer gasoline lighting

[@DB-sj8km]

That’s not what gaslighting is 🤦‍♀️

[@DiscGolfAddict]

Not what gaslighting means lol

[@jjester2313]

@@RylzMunkisteradd weaponized incompetence to that list

[@speedfreakjive8843]

I actually loved hearing about Charo's wild time in Bogota.

[@madisonelise321]

Your mother robs you blind every episode she is on 😂😂😂 I'm dying.

[@jssytvrs]

It was super cute to see charo light up when Tim did top dogs voice

[@elijahfox6509]

Charo doing a call-back to Hawaii is peak comedian mom

[@srxshadow]

them ignoring Charo to talk about 'Salmon' is too funny 😂

[@pandaburr209]

I think I laughed a little too hard at that part 🤣

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

Charro: “Don’t be disgusting, this is a nice show” 😂😂😂I love Charro! My favorite podcast ❤❤❤

[@JakiParker]

"He's a little Asian guy, he's practically a woman" - my now favorite Christine quote

[@ZZimaaa]

Does that make Bobby a woman??

[@BWizard1]

@@ZZimaaa He was one every day for a summer at least.

[@Thrashman138]

I lost my shit when she said this!. Kristin was on fire.

[@TheFireproofWitch]

​@@ZZimaaa"Little" asian 😂😂😂

[@letigre5822]

🤣 🤣 she’s not wrong we’ve all thought that about him

[@shannonkh]

charo will always be my absolute favorite guest 🫶🏻🩷 i’m always in tears laughing when she’s on! we love you fart mistress!!! Tim please buy her 10 cosmetics!!!

[@Alec19347]

Missing so many of Nadav’s background laughs on this HILARIOUS episode😭

[@johnalvarez6037]

Charo: "By the way, I want Christina's car." 😐 T-Bunz: "Very nice."🤨

[@nickherrera7573]

7 minutes in and Charo is already crying, this one will be good

[@giantturd5157]

And she's crying at an edited clip of her 100th birthday 😂

[@ambitionx1639]

Tom’s impression of his Dad kills me every time 😂

[@LokiNinjaGamer]

Someone have time stamp?

[@hellogoodbye3615]

She’s obviously very intelligent to be consistently funny. Tom’s the man and his momma is a funny little old lady

[@evanprotsman9623]

Zolo does a PERFECT Charo impersonation.

[@chriskay2315]

I hope this is sarcasm😂

[@allyourbase888]

F Nadav the lesser

[@fatguyonalittlebike3336]

He’s so good

[@MrJackLord]

It just dawned on me, the blind guy is sitting in the dark because he doesn't need to turn on the lights. 😆

[@bradbennett4424]

🤯

[@ctsilva45]

Pazsitzky Effect: blind people don't need light

[@ghostofgar]

Have you heard of a Len-no-vo? 👍

[@ZDCastle]

Yeah but… his audience do, lol

[@ZedNebuloid]

Pros to being blind... Very low electric bill.

[@Impuhlz]

That liquid death/Tom-hole commercial was absolutely brilliant- I'm loving Charo's reaction too, she really has no clue what the bit is but is just excited to see her son on a product and being successful XD

[@wokeskies2892]

Haven’t laughed as hard in forever thank you YMH crew and thank you Charo😂 Happy 100th Grandma Jeans

[@ethentroyertroyer1881]

Tom loves his mom no matter how he tries to hide it. As soon as she said she has trouble walking for fear of falling he immediately volunteered to walk with her. He does want her to stick around for those farts!

[@houseofhas9355]

That was cute. I loved it. Wholesome.

[@diegod7936]

Is that his biological mother?

[@gr8fulgirl469]

​@@diegod7936yes..its his mom.

[@FarmersTableBayArea]

Charo is The Original Mommie... The highest & tightest @@gr8fulgirl469

[@hoyit]

I really like where the show went when Charo said, “Let’s talk about LIFE!” She then proceeds to very eloquently tell a sweet and funny story about her trip to Colombia. Sometimes we forget that we were all young once, and what that felt like. We see Tom’s mom and think she’s just this crazy old lady that cracks us up, but then she reminds us that she’s a real person and not just a YMH character. I don’t know it was all just very genuine.

[@arcticfoam5480]

Very well said

[@Krackerjax]

So true! Her single digit IQ genuinely makes me laugh my ass off.

[@wealthedge]

“Ayy Toomy” and Tom doing Top Dog’s voice makes me happy WAAYYY more than it should.

[@traceyroyer993]

Each time on Charo's show, she asks Tommy for expensive jewelry, teeth, electronic devices... even for Christina's car. Keep an eye on that car! 👀🙋‍♀️💚♎🌬

[@jsteve3556]

Our beautiful baby bird has graced us with her presence 🐣 no better guest!!!

[@ToXIIcGummYBeaR]

Please stop with the opening spoilers. This fan base WILL watch through the episode

[@andersthons]

100

[@brettsoutdoorexperience9422]

I just skip through the first 30 seconds.

[@WobblyRooster]

It’s not that big of a deal..

[@jeninlight]

If it bothers you that much, stop watching. Or hit fast forward a few times like the rest of the world not wasting their time whining about it

[@lukeberthiaume595]

Especially a Charo episode

[@stephenbradshaw8863]

How many years of Tom's childhood trauma from Charo did that savagery make up for? 😂😂

[@SteelMags]

When Charo is on the show you know its going to be hilarious.

[@galactus9625]

The irony of Charo not liking the boys getting "treats or paid to call her" but she only sees tom when she's gets purses or expensive trips is top tier boomer

[@jessicawysocki7844]

so boomer

[@kristiskinner8542]

No, she gave birth to him & dedicated her life to his dad/her husband (that she left her home country to do) & 3 kids & knows thats a bad move to do with kids. She's grown & is now a complete empty nester, a widow who just lost the love of her life & her son (who has always used her in his material and/or brought her up on the show long before she ever came on it). Nope you've got it backwards, when she comes to see Tom she gets purses or some trips. Which any loving son (or daughter) who has it to do for his mom would do.

[@jordanwood183]

@@kristiskinner8542Hi Hitler, you are not correct. Charo’s not an empty nester, because she started writing love letters to Puppet, her prison pen pal. When Puppet gets parole, he’s going to move in with her, squeeze her milk duds, and go on trips with her to Hawaii. Puppet is Tom’s new dad. Piss on me, beat me, try it out, and touch my camera through the fence! 😊

[@radhiadeedou8286]

​@@kristiskinner8542you're out of your f*cking mind

[@kinuorthel8096]

These are rare, a golden critical hit!@@jordanwood183

[@tberman2386]

Charo knows how to put a price on love! She is the IRS of mothers. 😁

[@jleos0095]

Ha! 😂😂😂

[@kellynino8663]

Jesus Im literally in tears. My relative passed two days ago and I really needed a good laugh. That opening clip got me.

[@jenniferdennis6465]

Love you Jeans

[@blakeb965]

Sorry for your loss.. may your family keep it high and tight 🙏🏻

[@ophatapioka]

"How did you check on him? How do you know he is okay after getting hit?" Charo asking the hard-hitting questions.

[@jennifermommy9373]

When Tom's Mom is on the pod it's really easy to see where Tom gets his "stupid poor's" attitude or "jokes" from. That woman has the most transactional love interactions that I've seen a mother pull on her children.

[@Stuffuniverse-]

Tommys top dog impression bringing his mother’s dead husband back into the room awww u guys are the best

[@ninjascyther5071]

I hope YMH does AI with Charo's voice and makes her say OUTLANDISH shit

[@EckoUntitl]

Better yet bait her with the ipad like he did last time and make her read stuff

[@Goodknowledge4522]

15:47 Tommy if you see this, have your mom see a cardiologist. She may have peripheral arterial disease, or in the beginning stages. She’s describing a symptom called claudication .

[@nathandurrett8533]

Charro explaining her experience with post-nut clarity is awesome!

[@WalkerRamsey]

Tim constantly looking at Charo during the clips to gauge her reaction is awesome 🤣

[@kaitlyn3066]

I get so so happy every time i see Charo is on a podcast, shes 100% my favorite guest.

[@finnrater4812]

Honestly I don’t think there’s a guest who I am as hyped to see on. She has me crying laughing literally every time

[@randombroncosfan8095]

Charo is so fun. Best one yet. I'm like Tom's kid , I just kinda wanna hang out with Charo lol😅.

[@Drouse1986]

I love Charo’s sincere admiration of Tommy’s Tod Dog impression.❤️

[@hashbrown7437]

The constant disdain on Charros face is the best 🤣🤣🤣

[@gavinrush4995]

This is one of the best episodes in a long time, just miss hearing Nadav laughing in the background.

[@ricklopez7151]

Definitely

[@Ryan-ez6mt]

Only idiots like laugh tracks

[@allisonorourke9192]

The silence is deafening 🥲

[@APdx9o]

It’s really not the same without that laugh

[@rangojackson3798]

It's gonna take some getting used to 😢

[@krisandrob42]

Charo is awesome. Thank you for sharing her with us!

[@DangDaneDoodles]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the G. RIP Tommy Buns, hello Garth Segura.

[@migrantson]

I never thought Nadavs laugh would be such a pillar of this podcast :(

[@cobrakaiX]

It feels empty without it.

[@kristiskinner8542]

It wasnt

[@kristiskinner8542]

​@@cobrakaiXno, y'all ppl that keep bringing him up must not be real mommies & must not have watched/listened before he was hired

[@ifancyurmom]

@@kristiskinner8542got a real OG here apparently

[@migrantson]

@kristiskinner8542 you're right, kristiskinnsnsntekekr74849373895o4...the official arbiter of Mommy Validity... Lol #NowTheresACoolGirl

[@Marked4lif3NO]

Christina dying in the background while Tom is breaking his mothers heart is just great. Best Ymh i a while...

[@D_SQ]

21:45 Even Christina for a moment there was like, "I'm not a part of this." 😂

[@TendoTheDude]

Charo seems really happy and to be in a good place I'm glad. That's where it spits.

[@somersetgimp]

We've already got Christina's lipstick. I think it's time for "Fart Mistress by Charro: Eau de Parfum"

[@Ethera918]

the void left by the absence of Nadavs laugh is not lost on me...

[@kingkillagaming]

I absolutely love these episodes when Charo is on!!!

[@mikestevenson6780]

I truly hope charro makes it to 100 so her grandchildren can understand how much of a gem she truly is.

[@fuckwhysoserious]

Her face when Tom spoke like his dad...that was deep

[@fredpj8222]

RIP Top Dog ❤❤

[@fuckwhysoserious]

@@fredpj8222 for sure

[@johnscott7347]

We NEED Nadav's laugh in the sound Board!!! The pod is not the same without his laugh.

[@johnscott7347]

Also miss having a anti-trans...itional lens wearer 😂

[@polishprincess8469]

I do miss his laugh it definitely made the show! They need to have it saved and play it back all the time.

[@Elchapochinglong69]

50:18 Tom gaslighting charo into thinking the guy was fine is glorious 😂😂

[@The4thFranchise]

I need a Nadav Laugh Track, the laugh is needed.

[@slimmpickens67]

Poor Charo, she is a real treasure.

[@1337x4x]

Dude the bargaining about gifts between Tom and charro is priceless

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

ok,side note…Christina looks AWESOME! Hair, fit, and makeup on point ❤

[@sergeslivkov7139]

Tom gaslighting his mom about age is the best 😂

[@boss2ndtfs]

Charo is legendary. I've gotten so many laughs off this episode it's ridiculous. She doesn't even have to try.😂😂

[@corben80]

The first millisecond when the Nair guy came up, I was already laughing, thinking of Charo's reaction 😂

[@Naltddesha]

@1:03:32 the fake nervous laugh he does always gets me

[@houseman5815]

They need to have her on every month!!!!!!

[@kennyglidewell8594]

These episodes make me so happy, I love his relationship with his mom😊😊😊

[@maybeaspider3456]

Charo was actually really sweet at the end. Saying that her and Top dog never argued because their conversations were always about good topics and she felt loved

[@freeman7079]

The Dr Drew testicular exam may be the greatest thing YMH has ever done..

[@The_real_regina_phalange]

Charo: Get out of here Tommy!! 🤣 I love her so much.

[@drewwil891]

Charro will forever be the best guest on this show.

[@jdallen9810]

Opening clip has me crying from laughter. "Gotta jam out to the song mom". Oh man i look and sound like a nutcase in the store thanks for that.

[@snapees]

Charro channeling nadav with those ridiculous excuses towards not even going for a walk 💀

[@blueki4956]

Yoooo that painting to the left of toms mom be the blind man 😂☠️ 00:20:01(blind bob)

[@kkp0505]

He just wants to listen to you poop. Such an easy relationship, sign me up.

[@Psylar87]

It was good to hear the booth boys laugh when charo leaned into the mic and said "Treatment."

[@alexpaynter5176]

it’s 5:32am and i’m laughing my ass off! there’s no better guest than Charo! ❤

[@DarkDecimus]

Bart: "uhhhh-hundrend percent" Charo: "ahhcc-hundred percent" 😂😂😂

[@clebimtane]

42:23 that shit caught me off guard 😭😭😭

[@_dreee]

I haven’t watched YMH in a while but I promise I will NEVER miss the beloved CHARO♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@chrisdavis273]

I love how Charo says don’t put that in My show! 😂

[@wasteland6961]

Its so nice to hear about julian appreciating charo. Id love to be able to hang out with my gma again

[@NonameMatrix]

So nice of charo to let Tom on her podcast!!!

[@Peter-fv9bj]

Charo saying 'I love it' at the same time as the girl in the commercial is incredible.

[@jasonthatskates8702]

51:27 "it was soupy" Had me dying 😂🤣😂

[@ernestomartinez4076]

A Nadav laugh would fit perfectly there

[@AirWindFire]

Happy 100th birthday Charo 🥳 glad your grandbabies don’t hate you anymore! 👶👵🏼👶 Edit: T Bunz get Dr Drew to check what meds your mum is on…like certain meds for blood pressure can cause muscle weakness!

[@roastarena]

"No, no Tommy. You want your mother with no teeth so I could have an IPad!" 😂😂 1:21:38

[@amynotmi_mi]

She says she can't believe it and picks up another huge glass of wine lol. I love Tom's Mom