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We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by talk show host and possible member of the Illuminati, Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy talks about his humble beginnings meeting Adam Corolla and the early Comedy Central shows he hosted, The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money. They also talk about Bert's Kool-Aid habits, the proper way to pronounce Terrell Owen's name, going viral, Bob Hope's cul-de-sac of girlfriends, the best comedy duos, being honest, Dua Lipa, Ben Affleck, and so much more! Sacrifice some virgin blood and dig a tunnel to the kingdom of the lizards cause this is a good one.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:32 - Adam Carolla
00:03:51 - Windy City Heat
00:07:15 - The Man Show
00:11:41 - Aged To Perfection/Funny Family
00:19:25 - Bert’s (Kool-Aid) Drinking
00:22:39 - Starstruck
00:31:34 - Terrell Owens
00:34:49 - Talk Show Hosting
00:54:05 - The Illuminati/Old School Hollywood
00:55:58 - Going Viral
01:02:59 - Best Comedy Duos
01:06:46 - The Beauty Of Honesty
01:10:25 - Dua Lipa/Valet Drivers
01:17:04 - Mount Rushmore Of Debauchery/Ben Affleck
01:21:41 - Last Call

[@stevennspace3311]

Just came to see how many people hate Jimmy Kimmel. It's a lot.

[@stevennspace3311]

​@@marvolomethodI'm confused. You're here. Are you for Trump? Are you conservative?

[@Ggzerbe4]

I see 2 comedians and one Democrat party activist.

[@jmatthewsas]

All because he makes jokes at Trump? Quite the snowflakes showing up just to hate someone 😂

[@nicehorn5250]

@@Ggzerbe42 “comedians” is pushing it

[@gustavo.estrella]

same

[@nikosgaming5695]

Guys PLEASE STOP hating on Jimmy Kimmel Without me

[@Codyrose88]

bert and Tom exposed who they are letting this propagandist establishment loser on.

[@badabing2302]

After a one line comment … U have to hit return 4 times to get the full effect , oh and don’t forget your periods.

[@nikosgaming5695]

@@badabing2302 I don’t listen to people who put a space before their periods and commas. Go back to bed boomer

[@jf9457]

@@badabing2302 join in bc the guy sucks.

[@cmoneill]

All aboard

[@introvertadorj1262]

Just remember, kimmel wouldn’t be on the show if they all weren’t in the same club.

[@johnsimth6587]

Exactly! Comedians! Liberals from Hollywood. Congrats on figuring out the basic reality everyone else not in a cult knew.

[@johnsimth6587]

@@JRDavis-hj4si Lol. "They're just going to work for the MONEY its insane" They have ALWAYS been this. You're just learning they were never on your team. Lol. This is so much fun. You guys learning YOU ARE WHO THEY ARE MOCKING LOL. Yes, its the same club. Comedians. Man you guys are F'n hilariously pathetic.

[@Bikewreck]

@@introvertadorj1262 this isn’t some revelation. There’s not a single person that doesn’t know what their views are

[@Gomjabbar28]

yes as soon as they were at the casino with Kelce I knew they were gone

[@johnsimth6587]

@@Gomjabbar28 LOL! The cult is so hilarious. Whats you're issue with national past times? You hate America or something, why do you hate an NFL player? I love this stuff so much, you're all so scared and weak. "I knew they were gone" THEY WERE NEVER YOURS LOL. THEY WERE ALWAYS THIS. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WHO THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF.

[@jamiepenne2496]

Kimmel said Rogan their friend should die 4 not getting the jeb

[@mattholifield7038]

You can’t spell, go back to school.😮

[@alex6688]

​@mattholifield7038 its to avoid youtubes filters doofus

[@johnsimth6587]

@@alex6688 Why do you need to lie to protect your image of Rogan? Its super pathetic.

[@nateb4543]

​@johnsimth6587 explain. What's the lie and what's the image of Rogan he's trying to protect? Honest question

[@johnsimth6587]

@@nateb4543 He didn't call for his death. He's trying to portray Rogan as a victim instead of the idiot he was promoting anti science and nonsense during a pandemic. Kimmel said "If the hospital beds are full and we have a vaccine, if someone personally chose for POLITICAL reasons to not get the vaccine. They don't get a bed over someone who got the vaccine." Thats the point being made, if you're working against everyone and trying to make things worse because of ignorance than you don't get the same treatment as those who are working for the collective. It was also a joke during a comedy show but these guys make it into a fake scenario where they pretend he called for their unaliving.

[@Lao-Lin]

Here for the negative comments

[@Cyge240sx]

how much time you got cool guy?

[@taylorgriggs8772]

Plenty of them

[@MasterBayden-allday]

(-) To clarify, it's the negative symbol . . . . = Negative comment.

[@gThomasHagg]

For once I'm in them.

[@taylorgriggs8772]

@@gThomasHagg i promise no one was as loyal to these guys as me but it become obvious a long time ago the magic here was gone across both shows. This is the cherry on top

[@tsolo8214]

Hate from Epstein’s Island!

[@johnsimth6587]

Remember when we caught him and Trump hid all the evidence and details then had him unalived.

[@johnsimth6587]

Were you there with Trump for a massage?

[@FantsyPants]

​@johnsimth6587 show us where Trump touched you princess

[@dwightwest2885]

@@johnsimth6587 Leftist conspiracy theories! 🤣🤣

[@johnsimth6587]

@@dwightwest2885 No, literal proven evidence. There is a lot of proven evidence, including Trumps own words. Not a theory, its a recently proven fact. Thats your guy. The guy who booked massages from Epstein, the guy who knew about Epstein for decades and did nothing. ADMITTINGLY. He claims he "banned him" from hotels for being a pdfile, then he did NOTHING to help the kids and reported him to NO ONE. Trumps OWN ADMISSION that he helped aid an abed the actions of epstein. He also wished best wishes to the woman who would get the children for them. You can't hide it anymore, you support this. This is what you support. Child Marriage and forced birth are also things that Trump right wing supports, you're all pdfiles.

[@markmclean3637]

For those wondering who don't have the youtube dislike extension, it's 5,000 likes and 10,000 dislikes.

[@ChinNutz]

Thank you kind sir!

[@TrevorParsnips]

Keep me updated, I'd say the ratio is brutal

[@FantsyPants]

You're a saint.

[@TrevorParsnips]

@@markmclean3637 what's it like now?

[@jaketepper252]

@@TrevorParsnips 6.6k to 14k

[@johnQadams107]

Jimmy Kimmel sounds fully vaccinated.

[@lindajames2498]

😂😂😂

[@HandsomeSloth]

You sound like you drank the bleach.

[@T0rex2000]

🤣🤣🤣

[@macnico9987]

(we) got (tall) after we (did) the vax

[@jshauns]

YMH has turned into the thing they used to make fun of.

[@kidwave1]

They are riding the Howard Stern career trajectory to obscurity.

[@johnsimth6587]

No hahah you're just learning what YMH always was and now learning you're the joke. They've been laughing at you the entire time, its like when you guys realize Burr's woke or Gillis is liberal.

[@johnsimth6587]

@@kidwave1 Hahahaha The Howard Stern.. into Obscurity? Hahaha my god you lunatics believe this stuff. YMH has always been this. They have ALWAYS openly mocked Maga/Trump for being morons.

[@jshauns]

@@johnsimth6587 I said nothing about politics. Tf are you on about? I’m not even political. Anyone who politicizes everything is an asshole.

[@jshauns]

@@johnsimth6587 no where did I mention politics. I’m not a jack wagon who wants to politicize everything.

[@nebyenrub]

Did he ever apologize for slandering your friend who literally jump started both of your careers?

[@HelpYouEatMe]

Who jump started his career? Dude's been in entertainment for decades.

[@MattSealey]

DAMNNNNN it

[@ToddRobinson13]

Who??

[@RayRaeTV]

Who!,??

[@jwilli726]

@@ToddRobinson13 saint rogies

[@xxWonderTwimsxx]

ive never known faster that i wasnt going to watch an episode of a podcast lol

[@michaelcoffey8029]

No loyalty to Rogan from the boys smh.

[@greg1685]

The cult members will take care of that haha

[@anjuuu1235]

Can you explain this for me I’m not familiar with the Rogan thing

[@christiancapitalist501]

I second this notion​@@anjuuu1235

[@johnsimth6587]

@@anjuuu1235 Its nothing. Its a fan invented thing from MAGA lunatics who don't realize, or are learning, all these liberal comedians from hollywood aren't maga. Kimmel crapped on people who didnt get the vaccine for political reasons, you know, morons. He told jokes making fun of Rogan and Rogans fan club, hilariously enough, can't handle a joke.

[@alex6688]

​@anjuuu1235 big pharma is elbow deep up kimmels rectum working him like a muppet. he pushed nonstop propoganda for them which included shaming rogan for not falling in line

[@Pooter11]

It's gotten to the point where there are people paying an additional 1.99 to talk shit in a members only section

[@MaddDrEw]

god damn those people got trolled hard.......

[@Him__Downstairs]

@@MaddDrEw cry harder

[@oscarbravo5529]

​@@MaddDrEwYou enjoy this garbage? YMH belongs to the woke puzzies now.

[@toe-bi-wankonobivideos2352]

@@MaddDrEw2$ is a lot for ya huh? 😅

[@moremartinthanmartin]

Madlads. God bless.

[@elianleal7340]

knowing Bert reads these comments this is hilliarious

[@Brandon-tk2rw]

who taught bert how to read? ...can they also teach him to tell an actual joke?

[@Tayzle412]

He’s a deluded alcoholic drunk with separation problems. He’s a little boy in a grown drunken body.

[@danielmeuler2877]

@elianleal7340 zero chance he reads more than few before it becomes too much for him. The words I mean. It's too much for him to read

[@georgiadog24]

Remember when he wished death upon the unvaxed. It was the second worst thing he's done next to his career in late night.

[@ericwhatley5831]

*i MeMBeR*

[@cringemaxxing28]

Dude this guy and all the other mainstream folks brainwashed me to be left leaning as a kid. I hate Kimmel.

[@Alexander_Grant]

@@cringemaxxing28 Nah, Kimmel is a neoliberal establishment guy. He hates the left as much as he hates anyone who is anti-establishment. We don't like him on the left either.

[@Slipthejab152]

Nope...

[@JAS0NW4DE]

Member berries ‘member

[@MJ-qh2su]

This comment section is louder than Charo's farts.

[@MisterWealth]

Ignore the positive comments.

[@GeneralHubirus]

Seriously ignore them they are bots

[@rmalsen3052]

Based and redpilled.

[@omarridinger1289]

Ignore this MF

[@namesryan50yearsago65]

Hate from Australia

[@juicebox853]

Ignore the maga cult.

[@Zaza71737]

hate from the universe

[@korhanalparslan8730]

hahahaha thank you for the laugh universe

[@pickypoint640]

Pallets of dislike for Mr. Kimmel. The real kind.

[@johnsimth6587]

Man, it must really suck for you. I mean, Tom and Bert just absolutely LOVE Kimmel. This episode is three friends having a great time talking about comedy.

[@DrFeelgood1127]

@@johnsimth6587what does that have to do with anything?

[@johnsimth6587]

@@DrFeelgood1127 What does the content of the video upon which we're commenting have to do with the video? You special or something? I'm having a grand ol time at all the fans realizing that these aren't "their guys" and having a good time watching a funny video. So many people hate Kimmel because he upset Trump, thats HILARIOUS or that he made fun of Rogan. THATS HILARIOUS. What he said about hospital beds and the unvaccinated was TOO SOFT.

[@andrekeegan1258]

what are you a certified forklift driver talking about pallets???

[@VincenzoC749]

Cool, three out-of-touch, obscenely rich, formerly funny guys starting off the show by mocking the working class.

[@draganskymedia]

exactly

[@drdongflex]

Lmao. Might unsubscribe tbh. I haven’t legit laughed at one of these episodes in a long time. I’ve been holding on hope every week but keep getting let down.

[@IbrahimMuhammad_114]

Kimmel was formerly funny the other two have always been hacks

[@michaelpacnw2419]

I only made it through about 5 minutes. These guys turned to crap as soon as they started smelling that Hollywood money. Same happened to Bill Burr.

[@sethhornbarger3261]

You all sound so poor

[@randallsavage13]

This episode is brought to you by all the worst products of all time

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

Nah that title is held by a Jimmy Kimmel message brought to you by Pfizer, war profiteers like Boeing, cancer vendors like Nabisco and roundup etc

[@Studeb]

Wow, Karenesque.

[@korbindallas4552]

If it's Jimmy Kimmel, then there are going to be iPhone and Ozempic ads.

[@thedreamachinee]

BOT BOT BOT

[@schavez5656]

So, you....

[@john.nandez]

“ Unvaccinated guy who gobbled horse goo? Rest in peace, wheezy.” - Kimmel We think this guy is abhorrent.

[@noegarcia5246]

Great line

[@JC-hq7iu]

You sound like a snowflake

[@armstrongreivers5224]

Why did you click on the video then?

[@thejesus95]

​​@@armstrongreivers5224to send hate, duh

[@b3dazzl3]

@@armstrongreivers5224the idea that an American citizen doesn’t hate Jimmy Kimmel is revolting to me

[@mtwellman1]

We need Adam Carolla on 2 bears. Hes wierdly skipped over for having previously heald the title of the most downloaded podcast in the world.

[@mehbutfair]

Why would they want a pedophile on the show?

[@AnimalStomper]

The comments were so wholesome they caused Jimmy to get cancer :D

[@johnpenney7413]

Paused on minute one and came just for the comments.

[@VengyOpt7]

Same. Definitely more entertaining than whatever propagandist Kimmel has to say

[@johnsimth6587]

@@VengyOpt7 Lol! My goodness, did he hurt your replacement daddys feelings? You know Bert and Tom HATE Trump right? That they both acknowledge MAGA is a bunch of morons right? The liberal comedians from California... you know that right?

[@CRQ24]

I’m paused on 0:01 😂😂

[@johnsimth6587]

@@CRQ24 Should watch it, great talk. Kimmels interesting in this format.

[@johnsimth6587]

@@CRQ24 For instance, in the "talk show hosting" segment he explains how he had never done standup. (Wasn't a stand up comedian) wasn't used to being a solo act, used to relying on another person, had done random sports stuff and radio crap. He's explaining how he get more vocal on his nightly show, because he didn't know what else to F'n do at the time as he was in a spot he wasn't really prepared for. He's admitting he wasn't prepared and its how he ended up there, while Berts trying to blow him he corrects him and explains how it wasn't some kind of righteous act but rather panicked action. He got a job he didn't really know how to do. I think its a bit of humility to see him admit that, this is a LOT LOT more interesting than his talk show which all are almost the same cut/paste after Conan and Craig left.

[@FloppyFlounderr]

What the fuck way to ruin my Monday

[@JetBurg]

just saw the comments you leave on other videos... youre such a hater holy shit 😂🤡

[@omarridinger1289]

You did that yourself BTCH

[@johnsimth6587]

How soft are you?

[@PurePrecisionGarage]

@@johnsimth6587how soft are you? Tell it to your therapist.

[@johnsimth6587]

@@PurePrecisionGarage You practice this in front of the mirror first? Seriously, the guys saying his day is "ruined" because of a hilarious ass episode of the show dropped. I'm sorry your culture war is boring to me but it is, its pathetic. Kimmel is awesome, this episode is hilarious.

[@mikeelisaontiveros5716]

My testosterone just dropped five points.

[@projectchaney]

So outta touch, if they thought this shill was a good move.

[@JRDavis-hj4si]

@@projectchaney is up to us to let them know. Let’s all stop watching. You knew Tom was just in it for the money; but it’s all been a show. The only reason they relate to us is for money. They hate us!!!!

[@dbrano74]

I’d love to be a fly on the wall when the YMH crew click on the comments this morning 😂😂🤣🤣

[@ChristineKikiMac]

Oh - nothing here is unexpected. This is pure gold to them.

[@JDSharar13]

Ymh community has been terrible for a good while now, anything positive is strongly outnumbered by a lot of loser vibes

[@commanderjonson2610]

They dont care abour the comments. Just the clicks. Theyre a buncha garbage pushers and we keep eating it. Just unsubscribe and stop watching if you really dislike this.

[@dbrano74]

@@commanderjonson2610 🤣

[@PhilWoodmanVin]

@@commanderjonson2610u Disney adult

[@knuckknucks9075]

Isn’t this the guy shaming people for wearing black face when he himself played Karl Malone as black face ?

[@fornhunkle]

Kimmel was my one and only experience with black face. We would reference that bit all the time in my family. "Hi.. this is kawl maloe"

[@jakecoop562]

And Oprah

[@jl4102]

He fake apologized to you guys because you got upset about that. Are you still mad about it? Seems weird for right wingers to still get triggered by that.

[@samhand8270]

No, I think he’s guy who said that people who didn’t get 💉 should be refused medical treatment because they’re getting everybody else sick or some BS.

[@kylefrancis3906]

@@jl4102 right wing left wing, same shit.

[@kendocon-vl6pr]

Jimmy Kimmel? I'd rather watch Bert interrupt people for 10 hours straight. See yah next week.

[@kristopher850]

Definitely the show has hit an all time low.

[@KeeganM1]

Actual, literal, pure, unadulterated hate from everywhere and everything imaginable

[@tatewoodstock2089]

This comment section has put an enormous smile on my face. Thank you all for your service.

[@ChristineKikiMac]

The MAGAs are MAGA'ing.

[@jl4102]

@@ChristineKikiMac Only MAGAs have more tears than Jimmy Kimmel

[@httr94]

​@@ChristineKikiMac I bet you're a real comedy genius, lady.

[@TheSaltyBud]

@@ChristineKikiMac oh shoot, grandma, get off KZbin!! I should have never showed you this podcast 🤦‍♂️

[@ChristineKikiMac]

@@TheSaltyBud Wipe your feet. You're tracking ignorance all over the floor.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zombiedrummer4life]

These comments aren’t that bad. I was expecting way worse.

[@ParasiticPsycho]

KZbin censoring at it's finest

[@FlexYourFreedoms]

That's because YT hides a lot of the comments that would be classified as "bad"

[@FlexYourFreedoms]

​@@ParasiticPsychoas a content creator, I really see and notice how bad it's gotten. Sad 😔

[@senseiseagal8343]

Leaving a second comment to publicly announce after 4+ years I’m done being a channel member. Jimmy Kimmel was the last straw

[@Berdymadafakas]

I'm with you

[@bferg227]

Wow a public announcement. This is big everyone. He’s officially made a public announcement Did everyone see? Done being a channel member. Wow

[@philclarke7712]

YMH has filed for bankruptcy

[@kalamazoocentralwrestling8577]

Same

[@smitmastaflex]

Still showing golden jeans jean

[@perrymaxwell4488]

Remember when Tom used to go on morning shows and make them uncomfortable by being comedian because they sensored their programs to run ads, and now he sensors his program so he can run adds?

[@VeritasRedacted]

Oooof

[@adamweger40]

Umm he used to go on morning shows cause he had to and all his shows at the clubs were sold out. Take your low and loose anger somewhere else

[@Poopballss]

I hate that I agree, look at the Yankees memorabilia framed in the back. That’s embarrassing

[@heraldosanchez-yv1fp]

lol cope 🤡

[@giantturd5157]

Literally every youtube channel does this so they don't nuke their monetization. Cry about it

[@Cyge240sx]

Sending ACTUAL hate from San Antonio

[@TheAntistatist892]

Here in Cleveland too😅

[@Cyge240sx]

@@TheAntistatist892 why is it that every time I read the word Ohio I just see Drew Carey screaming that at the end of the intro of his sitcom?

[@Gid245_]

Crybaby

[@gThomasHagg]

Sending some from Sweden (in Europe). I'll probably still watch and like most of the episode though. Life's too short. This episode is nothing.

[@seNor916x4]

@@Cyge240sxThen we both visualize the same thing, but it’s the only part of the song I remember, the very last word and only “Ohio!”

[@Jakeishness]

Bert:" Jimmy, I've been a fan of you my entire fucking career" Not Jimmy's entire career though lol

[@cmorse28]

There isn’t enough hate comments.

[@dannygarcia3310]

I never thought I would see the day where Bert would take 2nd place in the hate comments. Thank you Jimmy

[@alstonsantana7923]

Why would you have this guy on? Pure hate from Tampa FL

[@snow4days]

Why not?

[@MrFunkyGreen]

Nobody cares if it’s coming from Florida

[@johnsimth6587]

Did the guest hurt your feelings?

[@MikeHunt-ft4xn]

​@@johnsimth6587 this comment seems to have hurt your feelings 😂

[@johnsimth6587]

@@MikeHunt-ft4xn haha the projection. "Kimmels on, how can they do this to ME"

[@kerbytorres4077]

just wanna make sure all the advertising companies know I always skip to my lou through the ad reads

[@wyattleath4344]

What is this propagandist doing on our podcast?

[@timmiemac2643]

bahahahahahahaha wait bahahahahaahahaha

[@nolongerblocked6210]

The cope is next level!! "Your podcast" ..LOL!! The guys that run "your podcast" really like Jimmy & think he's funny. How's that feel??

[@wyattleath4344]

@@nolongerblocked6210 yeah well, ur gay

[@nolongerblocked6210]

@@wyattleath4344 weak, that's all ya got.. ur soft af

[@kashifsingh791]

Your podcast? Go get a fucking friend and touch some grass

[@tyweeks92]

Just when I thought Bert was the problem with this show.

[@gixch]

😭😭😭

[@jaysportsenthusiast7632]

Bro he still was. Bert loves Bert. Jimmy and Tom were not there lol

[@rachelroberts633]

Right?! Tom barely said a word. Kimmel and Bert need to do somethings burning. Kimmel is a great cook and conversationalist.

[@rachelroberts633]

@@jaysportsenthusiast7632 Tom wasn't there. Bart needs to have Kimmel on Somethings Burning. Kimmel can cook and they have a lot more to talk about

[@valuedCustomer2929]

The moment where Tom and Jimmy stood out of their seats to acknowIdge their privilge and explain strctral r@clsm I got chills

[@ericdistefano3810]

Literally not even 4 min in, and Bert brings up when he started comedy 😂😂😂

[@joeyreynolds2975]

Eat a Richard, Kimmel!

[@chrisdenney2997]

Best part about this episode were the ads where we got to see Fat Burt's bald ass head shining in all it's glory.

[@cmoneill]

Don't forget his mom glasses

[@xz683]

Hate from Tucson.

[@real_bakerman]

Who's next, James Cordon?

[@TheAntistatist892]

Steven Colbair

[@elfeitosanchez2316]

Bernie Sanders

[@sneakernickel]

@@TheAntistatist892 please tell me you aren't this dumb.

[@Studeb]

Here's another kicker, South Park is also leftwing these days. You guys still have Steven Crowder though, he is funny, well, not in that way.

[@wakenow1]

I was hoping it was Carlos mencia

[@slow88LX]

I've never seen a podcast guest who hoped I would die.

[@sparkymctradesalot3362]

Remember when Kimmel said that all unvaccinated should be denied healthcare. What a great guy. Real bummer to see him on the show.

[@WillJ3ll0]

Don't forget his "Barkley" moment, him going after rogan, and so on....

[@theshenoshow8879]

He knows that the world would be a better place without you scared of science rednecks. So yeah, you should be denied healthcare.

[@stevendalby5845]

Adam Toyota once said “it’s better to piss in the sink, than sink in the piss”

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

Haha. Wish he was the guest instead. The Hebrew Hammer ftw

[@kcook8023]

Stealing that line 😂

[@madgreek253]

I always say it's better to be pissed off than pissed on

[@fornhunkle]

I thought that was Brendan Schaub

[@user-oh6xt3zc5i]

… bringing a Malibu to a Corolla-thon 🦀😘

[@MatthewPlay]

Bad Friends > 2 Bears

[@kidwave1]

2 Bears, 1 Cave, 0 Laughs

[@VincenzoC749]

LA podcasts are shit

[@Berdymadafakas]

The two bears are actually bad friends

[@theknifesong]

andrew santino fucking sucks but still not as bad as jimmy kimmel

[@pianoartist8830]

What even is this show anymore, it feels like a slightly edgier morning talk show now.

[@words911]

It's Kimmel hooking the bears up with Hollywood jobs

[@rider.jackson]

“Comedy is comedy” but I’m gonna sue Aaron Rodgers over a joke.. we hate Jimmy

[@NormalizingAtheism]

Tom: introduces Kimmel. Bert: proceeds to talk, I mean squeal.

[@juansmith5813]

Saved us from hearing the insufferable idiot who is Kimmel.

[@onefortheroad1]

Toms ego made this booking

[@nik07nik]

He is pretty awesome, dont belive me? Ask him, he'll tell you.

[@atownkillah]

The Kimmel comment section confirms, without a doubt, that I’ve truly found my people!

[@alienlifeform7268]

Coming together to hate Tom and Bert on a weekly basis can only be surpassed by them having Jimmy Kimmel as their guest

[@adammathis9693]

Sending all the hate from Florida, like actually.

[@TheSaltyBud]

Floridian here, yes

[@Gid245_]

Of course you are. Snowflakes

[@SV-Maya]

Hate from SoFlo FoSho

[@Gid245_]

@@SV-Maya just go cry into a pillow until the next episode

[@SV-Maya]

@@Gid245_ is that what you do after your boyfriend hooks up with other dudes in front of you ?

[@StevieD.94]

Could you imagine watching this podcast and disliking someone on it more than Bert ?

[@HelpYouEatMe]

They why are you here? Are you just that stupid? No need to answer. I already know the answer.

[@Silverfish-nj4hk]

Not until today! lol, jk, I think they had Whitney on there once or twice?

[@Berdymadafakas]

Yes

[@alottaforchina6457]

fucking hate jimmy kimmel, is this seriously the price to stay famous?

[@Tylerwizz]

Jimmy might act like your friend, but he will throw you both under the bus as soon as it's convenient... Why would you have this unfunny, enemy to your career field on the show?

[@evh3848]

All my homies hate jimmy

[@user-hz5zl1do2w]

Then you better too.

[@johnsimth6587]

Ahh did he make you upset because he was mean to your daddy replacement?

[@HelpYouEatMe]

All your homies are idiots.

[@PurePrecisionGarage]

@@johnsimth6587damn. You again. Yall are hilarious. You sure are butt hurt.

[@johnsimth6587]

@@PurePrecisionGarage What? Lol, this is an awesome episode and its funny as hell. Sorry your prejudice wont let you enjoy it. Must suck.

[@garvabboz]

Sending a hate filled haggis from Scotland.. "och aye the eeew!"

[@annexpub1]

@@garvabboz Bugger aye, brother!

[@TrevorParsnips]

I'm not Scottish but I understand thses references.

[@Tylerwizz]

Should we flood Jimmy's comments on his profiles for coming on this show?

[@CS-Loc]

Yes. He's more R worded than Garth.

[@JacquesLeCoq26]

I will be actively avoiding this episode and any clip related to this episode 🖕🖕🖕

[@ChristineKikiMac]

This is not the airport. No need to announce your departure.

[@KindThinker]

Why are you so mad?

[@wababiba4181]

You will watch it and you will like it !!

[@TechKnightJ]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@ChristineKikiMaclol this ain’t Twitter sweetheart. They aren’t leaving anything but a comment.

[@bploan8464]

Just unsub, these comedians are just pro establishment now anyway

[@dayglow76]

Welcome to another episode of no bears all ads.

[@thereturnofmang4733]

It's almost like they are all in the illuminati. Skull and bones and walking gait don't lie

[@bobmoneybags6075]

Guys stop leaving negative comments about Kimmel. My thumb is killing me liking them all.

[@mikeLivornese]

Man I love everything about jimmy kimmel's career before like 2015

[@burtmcgurt3577]

I've paid for the ymh live streams and jimmy Kimmel is still the grossest thing I've seen from this crew.

[@annexpub1]

@@burtmcgurt3577 Same here, and I could not agree more!

[@Slipthejab152]

He's pretty funny tho... Best Jokes

[@jakepurdue6741]

Jimmy makes Bart look watchable

[@omarridinger1289]

You make a viewer look avatard

[@HelpYouEatMe]

Who is Bart?

[@dgaffucoff4909]

Please stop associating that name with Bert! I don't want for it to become another Karen thing.

[@BombDog_]

You both smells balls

[@noahcollier7331]

Kimmel doesn't want the list to come out

[@slow88LX]

After bombing the roast, they figured they needed to find someone who was, for sure, less funny than them.

[@Secretdawg925]

Officially don’t like Tom and Bert any more I mean who the fuck thought jimmy kimmel was a good idea

[@johnsimth6587]

Hahahah I love watching you guys learn you've always been the joke. You were never in on it, everyone in Austin is liberal as hell. Rogan didn't bring over some conservative rebellion, he brought the liberals.

[@jacobclaeys1760]

@@johnsimth6587 sounds like you’re the one panicking in the comments section because your kid sniffing senile president is about to be sent to the home next year

[@oscarbravo5529]

​@@johnsimth6587Haha. Looks like you are their new fan base. I picture a woke over weight 35 year old living at home with mom... Good for Bert and Tom, they have their target audience watching now according to you.

[@johnsimth6587]

@@oscarbravo5529 New? Lol. I love this stuff so much, no buddy. I've been here the whole time, its you learning that you're the joke. That the poors they're talking about are you. Love this stuff so much. The only better bit is when people realize Bill Burr is "woke" as hell and has been his entire life. Thats my favorite.

[@johnsimth6587]

@@oscarbravo5529 I mean, this is gold stuff. You're the joke, you're who they've been mocking. You're the lunatics on Tik Tok they've been mocking. You're the comparisons they're making when they talk about fools and morons. Tom SPECIFICALLY talks about how you're not an intelligent fan, just a spoiled little cry baby in this episode alone. They've NEVER been your guys. Lol. You've ALWAYS been who they are mocking. Welcome to the fanbase.

[@NightHawkExpress]

They got the black face guy, Brent must be pumped

[@jay_evans1]

I'd rather listen to 1 hour and 27 minutes of Bert squealing than hear anything that Jimmy Kimmel has to say.

[@morticianjosh7116]

3 guys sitting around saying “you’re funny, no you’re funny” is more proof that the more money & success you get the less funny you become. We can’t relate to the fans anymore! Hilarious.😮

[@tommyanderson2329]

When an episode of 2 bears ends up on the YMH podcast where they show the mean comments. 😂

[@booyahinc]

This is what happens when you wear through the bottom of the barrel of guests, and hit the pile of manure that barrel was sitting on.

[@andremetivier3466]

LMAOO😂

[@wellerdrennon814]

His posture, sprawled out on the couch, is the epitome of arrogance. I hope he knows how many people despise him.

[@johnsimth6587]

Lol, its the epitome of COMFORT because he's hanging out with friends having a good talk. You're all so insecure lol.

[@johnsimth6587]

Did you know Tom literally mocks you in this episode.

[@Slipthejab152]

And How Many People LOVE HIM... He Has THE BEST JOKES OUT OF ALLLL THE LATE NIGHT SHOWS...

[@b3dazzl3]

@@johnsimth6587how adorably naive 😂😂😂

[@BringBackDislikesYoutube666]

Cry harder cuz he has a lifetime worth of life long fans comrade

[@kalebclevenger3478]

The title should say "Jimmy Kimmel is in the illuminati"

[@drdeath5724]

I'm 30 seconds in, and this is the longest i've ever heard Jimmy go without mentioning President Trump.

[@johnsimth6587]

Ahhh did he hurt your daddy replacement figures feel feels? Lol. All this post shows is that you're in a cult.

[@MrDladen23]

Bro this comment section is unhinged lmfao

[@ChristineKikiMac]

It's the MAGA cult illustrating their ignorance and I'm here for it.

[@philoshua]

It's funny when you see that the independent podcast world is just as much of a cult as mainstream media etc. Also, fans of the Roganverse don't seem to realize that half the people they think are enemies are actually friends, they just sometimes virtue signal about how much better they are than late night on podcasts.

[@gThomasHagg]

This time there are reasons

[@Gid245_]

@@gThomasHagg go cry into a pillow until it’s over

[@Ge0rge_0rwell]

​@@Gid245_ clearly it's you who is upset. If you don't see Kimmel for what he is, a far Ieft propagandist for Hollywood, that's on you.

[@rigotomas1215]

Sending hate from Florida

[@thatnerdj]

Not used to hitting the dislike button on this channel.

[@cmoneill]

The ratio is 5.1k up, 7.5k down as of this post

[@afriendorfoe]

I saw the thumbnail and thought..."why would you have jimmy kimmel I thought everyone hated him" we're in the final days of the 2 bears podcast. The like to dislike ratio is brutal haha

[@polisheagle1858]

Because they don't care about maga trash.

[@johnsimth6587]

Lol, this is hilarious as hell. You guys actually think stuff like that matters and... lol. How weak and soft has maga become. The mere appearance of Kimmel sends you guys running.

[@HelpYouEatMe]

And yet he still has millions of dollars and is on TV. Yeah, the poor haters can suck it. He's hilarious.

[@PurePrecisionGarage]

@@johnsimth6587we get it. You are gay for him and have no standards. Do you comment on everyone’s comment? Tell it to your therapist.

[@macleanzollinger3264]

@@johnsimth6587you’ve responded to half of the “anti Kimmel” in this comment section… you need a hobby, bot🤖

[@dbell9571]

I barely recognized Kimmy without tears in his eyes

[@martypayne5650]

Kimmy Jimmel

[@johnsimth6587]

You know Tom and Bert share the same beliefs as Kimmel on almost all things right, if you're a fan of tom/bert you've ALWAYS been a fan of that level of comedy/humor. You're just upset now because someone you're told to hate is on their show.

[@macleanzollinger3264]

@@johnsimth6587 bot 🤖

[@dbell9571]

@johnsimth6587 I hate grown men who cry on TV to appease political and corporate overlords. Kimmy uses tears to appeal to you and the rest of his female audience.

[@cmoneill]

Wait, that's NOT Kareem Abdul-Jabbar??

[@kimberlydee8712]

Imagine being in 7th place out of 10 in the late night ratings with Gutfeld being in 1st, oof 😂

[@gerbmcnuggets5466]

“Too oblivious. 1 cave.”

[@dalelane1948]

yeah, i think this show is done, its had its day in the sun, time to let it go dark,

[@ligairi]

The show vying for most popular on the network? They’re doing just fine. Thanks for watching.

[@kidwave1]

DONE!

[@lostagain7292]

85k views and counting. Yea totally done… 😂🤡

[@user-pe9ko8ck2y]

Agree , after the episode that they talked about there vodka for a hour I was out.

[@johnsimth6587]

Hahahahaha You're a laugh man. The world isn't just for you.

[@trevormichaud4639]

Here for the hate........how Bert turns on and off sqeeky laugh is cringe. The fact theyre in LA only means shitty content to come. Out at 6.34

[@ChinNutz]

0.24

[@marlonjennings2093]

It really is embarrassing at this point. 0.5% of the audience crying in the comments thinking they are doing something. I saw someone put “community” that’s pathetic 😂

[@BigJoker]

Missed opportunity to also have Aaron Rogers on

[@notredamin]

And just like that... they burned the Aaron Rogers bridge

[@FWbaracuss]

Buckets of ACTUAL hate from NH

[@SeanHts15]

Damn looks like there's no 2 bears this week...

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

2 motivational speaker listeners no cave.

[@giantturd5157]

Waaaaaaah mommy the guy I don't like is on a KZbin video waaaaah

[@kidwave1]

2 Bears, 1 Cave, 0 Laughs

[@electric1522]

These two guys became less likeable because they had Jimmy Kimmel on the podcast.

[@a.l.i.s.a.]

Kimmels an island boy

[@widespreadGoose]

“All your fans hate me” you’re damn right. There’s a reason kimmel won’t go on his best friend Carolla’s pod. TDS at its worst

[@johnsimth6587]

Lol, you know both Tom and Bert hate MAGA right and hate Trump right? Tom specifically mocks you in this episode right? Lol, why are you here? I love watching the morons realize the liberal comedians from hollywood aren't MAGA

[@Ok-bv2kk]

I love Kimmel!

[@guybuddy1]

@@Ok-bv2kk how many boosters did you get

[@Lincoln_Vail]

@@Ok-bv2kk criminal minds do

[@greg1685]

Carolla has a pod?