(YTP) George Carlin Hates Kids

[@prof4443]

“Snoopy is blowing Borat in a Coma” is definitely one of those sentences I never thought I’d hear in my lifetime until I’d just heard it. Brilliant sentence mixing in this 😂

[@triplej755]

‘The best part about getting old is your daughter’s funeral!’ That was so funny!

[@bluesexplosionrob]

"they're gucking foofy looking" keeps taking me out

[@georgekostaras]

Carlin lends himself well to ytp

[@og-supercadbury]

its basically something he'd make himself isn't it lmfao

[@genericname5880]

I was praying there would be a George Carlin YTP and my god I was not disappointed

[@chrishuston7162]

"I'D LIKE TO BEGIN BY SAYING... "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Pravdacz-tp8zu]

It's Bad For Ya is the best thing for ytps! George talks real slowly, so it's easy to edit and make it sound smooth!

[@ianmichalski7997]

Holy hell this is brilliant! I think I'll try this to get out of jury duty! 0:31

[@ConorDaRobin]

Not even a minute in, and the beginning f*cking destroyed me! XD

[@lovemojiheartkiss]

George Carlin YTPs have to be some of the best content not even just on this platform.. EVER made

[@og-supercadbury]

its basically something he'd make himself isn't it lol

[@okLonely]

my 70th period

[@Drake_the_NKP_S-1]

6:32 **Hitler, Hitler** "NINE!"

[@chasetavenner6489]

The Chinese dr. Phil club...... Goddamn😂

[@vinceargado9892]

1:50 😂 Ok this got me.

[@Killugon12]

0:02 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝 So many F’s

[@RED-1635]

I know right 😂

[@chrishuston1992]

"CHINESE DR. PHIL CLUB" 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@R-H-B]

THIS IS SO GOOD HAHAHAHA

[@Fiftyseven575seven]

Millions funnier than the original sketch

[@goodlydraws6007]

Y'know there's funny 'cause it's just funny and there's funny 'cause it's true. This shit is funny because it's the truest shit I've ever heard.

[@NYCybertruck]

This is a perfect encapsulation of why Carlin’s standup is garbage.

[@zaidnava3728]

its the jacking off bit that made it really weird

[@codename_dove.]

which comedians do you find funny

[@FriedNoodlee]

You must be miserable

[@milesjolly6173]

Each to their own I guess

[@chrishuston7162]

George Carlin is the greatest comedian of all time 👍👍👍