YTP: Halo and the Noncompliant Chief

[@vogelarzt4187]

"Stay with the Master Chief, he'll know what to do." "I won't."

[@halopro8958]

That was me when I first played that

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

Prophet Slipknot *DEAD*

[@zacimusprime4865]

vogelarzt brilliant😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@okay8632]

117th upvote

[@NekozillaGoji]

"They call it, The Pillar of Shit." I couldn't stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@westdakotaofficial7940]

Johnson: "You told me you were going to wear what the ladies like!"

[@Averyjohnson336]

I miss Johnson I wish he survived to be in the other halo games

[@stevenreid2223]

Cortana: Who says he didn't?

[@Averyjohnson336]

@@stevenreid2223 didn’t you die too Cortana

[@stevenreid2223]

@@Averyjohnson336 "Were you killed?" Cortana: Sadly, yes. The Weapon: BUT I LIVED!

[@Averyjohnson336]

@@stevenreid2223 I became one with the force I can never die

[@stevenreid2223]

13:21 Now I'm just imagining Johnson accidentally firing the scarab being like "Well fuck".

[@Voro_Rogarai]

12:15 I can't stop laughing when Rtas just continuously bangs his fist on the Wraith XD

[@madness0169]

its from a meme called "WANT". look it up. xD

[@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773]

Voro 'Rogarai I know!

[@giltzexuh]

Double Aaron Whereee

[@madness0169]

Thats what She said if you have a Twitter account most likely it will be in the gif section when you post a new status. Search "want".

[@callumkristofer7793]

You must be silenced.

[@blueshit199]

They're invincible, but they ain't tough!

[@madness0169]

BlueShit199 "Stay with the Master Chief. He'll know what to do." "I won't."

[@daedalus6433]

Shake the light bulb.

[@zacimusprime4865]

BlueShit199 perfect😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@MatthewJamesKalasky]

Bit of a paradox, but, as a ytp, that's kind of the idea.

[@TheFrenzE]

1:50 Folks need heroes, Chief. So smile, would you? "No."

[@TristenTheArgonian]

+The FrenzE While we still have Something to Smile about! "I won't!"

[@giltzexuh]

FrenzE Rekt. I like how Chief gives a perfectly timed nod just ad he says No.

[@zacimusprime4865]

FrenzE stay with the master chief he’ll know what to do master chief:I won’t me:😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@madness0169]

did the grunt just say, "stop... molesting it!" at 6:56...? xD

[@cqb3814]

Madness 01 a line from the iwhbyd skull

[@716skrappy]

HOLY SHIT HE DID LOL

[@zacimusprime4865]

Madness 01 yeah he actually said that😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@nepnep2775]

2:40 Sergeant Major, the colonial Sauce is awarded for acts of singular daring and devotion, for a soldier of the Earth's core.

[@NekozillaGoji]

8:20 There goes his face. XD 11:52 Kill the......AAAAAAAHHHHH

[@zacimusprime4865]

GojirafanNeptunia headshot!!!

[@lindaunderling4637]

GOJI WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE??????!

[@javiermacias3401]

d e d

[@michaelking5089]

The blinded dumb fuck part had me choking on my laughter while I was trying to do my late night work outs. 😂

[@nateviall1504]

4:40 Noble prophets of truth and the incompetent, I have brought the teet.

[@loweni7460]

Master guns "You know how expensive this gear is son?" Chief: "NO" XD

[@leedlelee8465]

13:38 Patrick: "Oh Yeah!" (I just lost it XD)

[@madness0169]

Leedle Lee tartar sauce, stop!

[@MasterChiefSpartan117]

Died laughing at 9:23 😂😂

[@MatthewJamesKalasky]

I mean, they wanted the Arbiter dead, right?

[@stevenreid2223]

10:32 Probably how Chief actually felt during that scene.

[@CBSSkywalker]

Arbiter: Tartar sauce STOP

[@jj01221]

*IMPOSSIBLE*

[@SuperiorBat-te3ff]

@@jj01221 Put down the Icon

[@ghost6896]

*PuT iT DoWn AnD DiSoBeY ThE TeEt?!*

[@tartarussauce2498]

Ok.

[@SockyNoob]

I lost it at 2:53. Having characters edited to fall down in YTPs always gets me lol.

[@dea.molition]

Nobody: Alita: Battle Angel: 3:09

[@ClassyCorgi]

We've all run the simulations! They're invincible!

[@madness0169]

ClassyCorgi but they ain't tough...

[@TusksTheAxew]

Stick with the Master Chief, he'll know what to do.

[@SuperiorBat-te3ff]

Jack The Ripper I won't

[@biofriik]

8:20 That was funnier than it had any right to be.

[@zacimusprime4865]

Ratio Tile well that’s brutes for ya very appropriately named😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@owlboi5336]

Ikr

[@mrandrossguy9871]

Ratio Tile Omg so fuking funny

[@ConeLordDaytona]

"You are one of our most treasured instruments."

[@akirahisui-vulpix]

Lmao

[@ConeLordDaytona]

"Optics, totally fries. And let's not even talk about the power supply. You know how expensive this gear is, son?"

[@madness0169]

DaytonaUSAFan No...

[@TheDoomMaster]

**farts** Tell that to the Covenant.

[@ConeLordDaytona]

ohmyfuckinggod

[@Spik3ification]

Ahahahahahaha, when Keys's daughter's eyes expand like a balloon. Fucking classic right there.

[@Scolio]

Spik3ification right after she makes a huffing noise too

[@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773]

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!-Hands down one of the best parts in this great Ytp

[@shahednoorollahi4013]

This deserves way more views

[@eggpudding9576]

Shahed Noorollahi Thanks

[@TristenTheArgonian]

+morti dragon There is Much cawk... and I will show it to you...

[@zacimusprime4865]

Shahed Noorollahi yeah it really does

[@zacimusprime4865]

Egg Pudding yeah your master piece really deserves more views as there’s not many halo ytps😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@claypidgeon4807]

Right at the beginning where the CAS-class assault carriers collide, and I'm already laughing...

[@Nediac800]

Missed an opportunity at 3:13 to have tartarus hit the arbiter over and over again

[@Helhammer]

13:53 has me WHEEZING

[@misterkaos.357]

I like how this implies that Johnson was hotboxing a blunt in his drop pod, which is why he was laughing his ass off.

[@basedandcringepoliticalcat4707]

Johnson stares into Cheifs soul? OH HELL NO.

[@ghost6896]

2:34

[@wumbosaurus9121]

“Optics? Totally fries!” 🍟 Had me laughing way more than it should have

[@HaloSIayer99]

Johnson knows what the ladies like by dropping them into bottomless pits while laughing like a madman

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

7:18.....😂 that's actually the voice actor for cortana saying that.

[@madness0169]

I guess so! 😂

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

8:20 can imagine that happening in the lore considering how violent brutes are

[@spoopsmcghost9536]

11:00 Oh god, I'm dying! XD

[@1ztype343]

I don't get it why this guy doesn't have 100,000 views

[@madness0169]

Or 1,000,000 subscribers...?

[@zacimusprime4865]

Lulster 10 10:03 I know right look how funny this is😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@Berry479r]

6:57 “Stop molesting me” -Grunt at Delta Halo

[@adityadabas9408]

0:16 "COVENANT HOLY CRAP" 😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@giltzexuh]

Aditya Dabas I didn't even see that, I'm ROFLING RIGHT NOWW XXDDDDDDD

[@adityadabas9408]

Jose Flores 😂😂🤣😂

[@derekschroeder3683]

"noble prophet of truth and the the incompetent" im fucking dead

[@Baconsausageeggs]

Carnt stop watching have almost made all organs come up and ship my pants 50000 times

[@cqb3814]

This was made by a halo fan for halo fans

[@GabrielExists]

13:40 "Girl Trouble? I know how that is."

[@rrjt1011]

Chakas, is that you?

[@JointOperations2]

"Noble prophets of truth and the incompetence I have brought the teet" 😂

[@ghost6896]

4:37

[@beebo-]

God that dumb and dumber scream fucking destroyed me!

[@bromodragone8405]

9:12 Weeee let's fly backwards!

[@5T3PH3N100]

The cable... I'm going to fuck it

[@GVelocis]

“You told me you were gonna wear what the ladies like.” Lmao

[@assassinaria]

"If they came here to hear me be disappointed, they will beg." lmao

[@AlphaAlarmClock]

This YTP is underrated af

[@rainstriderstreamflower5645]

"Get everyone back to the 💩!" One of my favorite lines!

[@darkboltproductions1352]

3:21 killed me

[@ghostbehindasolidshock1955]

4:00 Priceless!

[@BrokenBullet99]

This is legit amazing

[@ScoutTheSpartan]

8:40 don’t mess with arbiter

[@skyraider87]

13:39 did... Did 343 Guilty Spark just ask Tartarus if he has a hard time getting a girl?

[@jackturner-bogdanzivojinov1385]

12:34 lmao

[@RolePlayingGarchomp445]

4:03 lost my shit

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

6 years later and it's still the greatest

[@MCB.]

Loved this, I wish it could have more views.

[@bromodragone8405]

That Grunt's doll is the Librarian.

[@ryanfitzpatrick7960]

"You hit Marine aaaaaaaaaahhhhahahhahahahahahahahahaha

[@JinnYoungKim]

RIP HeadPhone User

[@madness0169]

My ears... >:c

[@larrin6299]

I gotta say, that Tartarus song was pretty lit!

[@Halomainaic1234]

This is brilliant man! From one youtube pooper to another, nice job! lol

[@edwardnatale974]

I loved the part when the Arbiter gets the mark of shame

[@dtodto3001]

Ok this was edited by bollywood editors man

[@GH0STCCC-vu5rz]

"So smile would ya?" *"No"* "While we still got something to smile about." *"I won't."*

[@pinkmanlyrubberduck6164]

You may leave, Tartarus, Ta Tartarus. Tartarus, Ta ta Tartarus.

[@Jdog47892]

I wish there was more Halo ytps..they would be great! I love this video bro

[@bungle-man5000]

How does this only have 4000 views

[@KI_Soldier]

11:12 lmao just falls down haha

[@Xamsims]

- Stay with the Master Chief, he'll know what to do - ...I won't

[@tucker8207]

"You hit marine?" " *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRR* "

[@madness0169]

"THEN LISTEN UP!"

[@EvileyeV]

0:14 lmfao God damnit

[@gusfring8451]

Hood: “The navy.. has lost one of its worst.”

[@miatafan]

9:23 that shit made me lol

[@resonancebarracuda478]

10:52 pron intros be like

[@cboyslim5490]

"they call it... the pillar of shit" lmao

[@zenixkiryu]

1:59 it's funny how real it is

[@KIJIKLIPS]

This is very underated. Please make more halo ytp!

[@DragonSoulMusic]

13:51 Tartar sauce XD I'm done

[@ADivineTaco]

whats that sound arbiter makes at 3:20? i loveee it xD

[@eggpudding9576]

It's the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber

[@madness0169]

4:00 ;)

[@disassemblyfactory]

Bruh. This needs more views. This is hilarious!!

[@cboyslim5490]

1:39 "Tell that to the covenant" lmfaoooo

[@starsaber7070]

0:57 The Prophets of Degenerate

[@axrnivity54]

10:53-11:00

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

10:32 *DEAD*

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

I swear that this entire time, the prophet said: "And desecrate it with their filthy fucking footsteps"

[@Nico-the-Nacho]

"No." "I won't."

[@bromodragone8405]

Are you questioning my decision?

[@glomorailey106]

Bangers at 4:48

[@juicymullet4468]

This needs more views. This is hilarious.

[@Eyebrowguy420]

"We all run the simulations they invincible butt they ain't though" 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😥😥😥

[@lindaunderling4637]

Its accurate aswell

[@stumblingunnar3879]

Why was it not destroyed with the rest of their feet?!

[@ColoneloftheCorn]

“Are you sure?” “No”

[@larrin6299]

That part where jonson dropped Miranda was pretty funny

[@ChuckMcgilll]

“Put it down and disobey the teet”

[@edgygameralexx2285]

I lost it at 7:40

[@VulKus117]

Lieutenant! Arrest that man! Arrest him!

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

2:31 so this is the power of T-pose Instinct?

[@javiermacias3401]

1:31 optics totally fRiEs