YTP - history of dipshit

You guys asked for it, and you guys got it. Learn the story of the island by the sea filled with a billion volcanoes, known as Dipshit.
The original video is entirely by bill wurtz. If you enjoyed this remix of his content, you should definitely check out the originals:
history of the entire world, i guess • history of the entire ...
history of japan • history of japan
Thanks to history for happening.
Thanks to idubbz, and filthy frank for existing
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[@cscscsonst]

I am Chinese and I approve this video

[@cscscsonst]

oh, this got pinned

[@zenovarse9658]

Aaaa Leung aye

[@CapitalLuke]

Aaaa Leung Me too.

[@DaybreakPT]

Is it because they called Japan Dipshit or because they conquered China? :^)

[@barack._.obaconator8946]

Aaaa Leung wow my childhood in a nutshell

[@memyselfandpeter6280]

You'll never guess who's also scared of Russia... RUSSIA

[@TheGamingParadise22]

TWO MEMERS ON THE SAME CHANNEL IS THIS HEAVEN RIGHT NOW!?

[@alexoverton152]

Russia is busy having an existential crisis.

[@phoneix0074]

i would say Soviet Union

[@TheGamingParadise22]

No the russian empire

[@x-fun3149]

Memyselfandpi 2 russia is scared of Ivan the terrible, *i mean R U S S I A N C O M M U N I S M*

[@cringeworthyhumans160]

*I WILL PASS THE HISTORY TEST*

[@anthonykatsivalis224]

Cringeworthy Humans The is island on the peoples

[@corporalpingu4023]

Teacher: the first question How did the Mongols die Me: in a tornado

[@wxrps]

Cringeworthy Humans your profile picture says it all 😂😂

[@cleverhunter5249]

Guess what, you got one...... ONE MILLION% *cough* negative one million *cough cough*

[@biscuitsandbricks3666]

@@corporalpingu4023 BUT IT IS TRUE! #Chanlerbeth

[@henrynarkiewicz8778]

3:58 Europe.exe has stopped working

[@SaturnThePlanet1248]

O.M.G.

[@AndyApustaja]

sounds like a normal civilization game

[@randomcat9314]

ً i can confirm we all do the same like that when we fail the history test

[@tiffanyhill-anding8891]

Mind Exe. Has stopped

[@scotthadden9816]

Hey, hey. As someone who had to learn this shit in school, this video makes about as much sense as the actual alliances.

[@Jojo-on7pk]

Heavy (who is Russian): "I fear no man, but that thing..." *shows Russia Heavy: "It scares me"

[@armthethedesteroy230]

*you can make a religion out of this*

[@waterwraith3334]

No don't

[@adventuresofyoshi568]

@@waterwraith3334 How bout I do anyway?

[@IloveRumania]

Ukraine: 👀

[@fluttzkrieg4392]

Didn't Heavy flee from the Soviet Union because he and his family were put into a gulag?

[@DaniTheFemby99]

"And they conquered China finally, get that squared away" Hirohito wants to know your location

[@brandonstevenson9592]

KatherineTheGreat You bet I do

[@Super-Shafs]

So does Hideki Tojo

[@DaniTheFemby99]

@Daniella Sanders sick name lol

[@Uranium_Enjoyer]

“You’ll never guess who’s also scared of Russia? Russia.” I know that feel bro.

[@ilmamartinez522]

Ummm....

[@passivenootmare2253]

Same

[@FooPanda]

About that...

[@KerbalHub]

The USSR?

[@methinc.5294]

you can make a religion out of this

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

"Please respect us or else we might die in a tornado" **dies laughing....** **...in a tornado...**

[@RyanGotReal]

"what" said Japan.

[@basil3307]

died in a t o r a n t o

[@TheVillagerPro9_SRB2F23ofDR-UT]

Same

[@zombies4evadude24]

600th like

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

Help i died in a shitnado

[@eliasbischoff176]

Breaking news, the mongols have died in a tornado

[@eliasbischoff176]

Also that Part about who is allies and friends was almost as confusing as the real story

[@jasarigames4481]

Now china is planning to invade the dibshit of Nations and then died in a rice farm

[@awesometrainsandbuses]

*tornado sirens*

[@ChlorinatedPond]

Good

[@jackterrariangamer2783]

0:36 that means if you own the king you own a lot of farm which is something everybody needs to sh*t ...true

[@animacs2728]

So that makes you SURVIVE

[@youssefabdelaal434]

@@animacs2728 Shit*

[@youssefabdelaal434]

@YuriFan #1 Knock knock Get the door It's the *door*

[@celia1818]

people who can't afford to hire a samurai: how bout i do *anyway*

[@sharifahsuhailasyedmuhsein6802]

*bruh*

[@simplesimon8255]

N U T S

[@benhaggerty8707]

"Collaborate sexy times"

[@fartingandporn7677]

Sex partiets!

[@itsamemario1772]

An actual mini-roll I read it when the video said it, neat

[@jasarigames4481]

Geukughfg

[@thatoneguy9582]

it’s time for -who’s gonna be the next shogun- _s e x_

[@ThePyschicBuzz]

An actual mini-roll you: let's bang! Me, an intellectual:. Collaborative sexy party!

[@samhayzen]

"Knock Knock. Get the door, it's the door."

[@zyrixia]

"knock knock who's there? *SLAM* DA DOOR"

[@JotaroKujo-gw6ng]

Deccadeo KZbin I question your profile picture...

[@samhayzen]

And?

[@DaGoldenGolem]

Deccadeo KZbin what's it even from

[@samhayzen]

Idk what the character's from, but it's by Dagasi. Look him up, it says what the character is from on the page for the piece on E621. It lists it.

[@HunterMarioWorld]

"Japan is kinda scared of Russia. You'll never guess who's also kinda scared of Russia. Russia. So Japan and Russia make an alliance together so they can be "a little less scared of Russia"" This sounds like the friendship I have with someone I was previously in a relationship with, who still wants to be friends, and so do I, because I'm afraid of what I'll do. Then they go to war with me, just for a moment, and then we stop talking to eachother for the night and a little after.

[@hangingjontron818]

Im Hungarian and Hungary and Poland are allies but also Poland and Russia are close friends so I can ask russia to nuke japan

[@DavidWildmouth]

Japan is not scared of anybody

[@hangingjontron818]

@@DavidWildmouth Why are they executed in hungary if they go to hungary

[@probium2832]

And then when the railroad was done they downgraded to four.

[@simplesimon8255]

N U T S

[@williamnorris6184]

Poor people who couldn't afford to hire a samarai, hired a samarai😂

[@Mr_Original]

Financially inept. XD

[@mossfen583]

samurai hired samurai

[@alexspalding4945]

But rich people did not hire samurai

[@probium2832]

The samurai became organised and powerful, more powerful than the samurai.

[@blastromlifyedah]

How much does a Jesus cost?

[@JoGyatto]

G i e g u e 9.99

[@anthonykatsivalis224]

One rich hipster named kukai

[@sebastianhuerta9191]

one chinese communism

[@afoot3625]

Uh $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99

[@ReedyJRsup]

Your love and appreciation and your Sunday morning......apparently

[@unusedaccountlmfaooooo]

Knock knock Get the door *It's the door*

[@JuniorNitro]

Knock knock Who's there? The Door!

[@LoLingVo]

JrNitro24 The door who?

[@youssefabdelaal434]

@@LoLingVo the door

[@GDNachoo]

''Please try this door'' ''No!'' say everybody And so the door was put into place

[@broboiler]

Geometry Nacho nailed it!

[@eillyouredead1865]

IKEA

[@connorshields5862]

And all the shit that came with it.

[@azazel166]

"TRYYY it." he said

[@danibelu6306]

I am dying dude!!!!!

[@MSAWCartoonist]

3:58 oh god i died

[@kiemvu7673]

...by a tornado

[@ChlorinatedPond]

Someone shot the leader of Austria's ass

[@hackerman203]

@@kiemvu7673 by a tornado out of artillery projectiles

[@yolk6867]

"How are you gonna protect your tvs and automobiles from great britain" I died.

[@ffarkasm]

In a tornado?

[@hackerman203]

@@ffarkasm of course

[@probium2832]

Rich, important people did not hire samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire samurai hired samurai.

[@simplesimon8255]

Goats

[@Angelina24yt]

Sire a hamuri!

[@musicalvanilla3890]

1:50 "Please respect us, or else we might die in a tornado." Lmao

[@HeidenLam]

@Parker Warren So the Mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado.

[@p0tat024]

@@HeidenLam but they tried again, and died in a tornado.

[@jigglygamer3993]

Then the emperor overthrows the shogunate

[@andrewtran8762]

Then the emperor overthrows the shogunate back and moves to kudo and makes a new shogunate

[@hackerman203]

and then the new shogunate overshit the shogunate

[@YellowToomNook]

knock knock. get the door, it's *the door* I loled so hard

[@wongzhao5957]

the new prince wants everybody to try this hot new door, from *gneushk*

[@moofey]

That's a human person!

[@mclpgreatestwarriors4333]

How are you supposed to protect your TV's VCR's Automobiles and Camcorders from Great Britain? *HIRE A SAMURAI*

[@hackerman203]

From Brazil

[@walnzell9328]

"Knock knock. Get the door. It's the door." Anyone else get ASDF Movie vibes from that?

[@MCPilot1201]

Knock knock Who's there *SLAM* THE DOOR

[@toasterstrudel2024]

knock knock! who is there? THE DOOR!

[@HeidenLam]

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “The door!”

[@Zettabyte420]

Noice 69 likes 👍 Edit: I liked it and now it's 70

[@rosewoodtoast8932]

yes, asdf all the way

[@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978]

Legend says the Mongols still dying in tornado.

[@armthethedesteroy230]

Omg i just died laughing at this

[@randomboys1000]

"what?"

[@ZHH_Studios]

@@armthethedesteroy230 in a tornado

[@Serpentar9000]

only Russia is scared of Russia and you know why?Because they couldn't HIRE A SAMURAI (and they also died in a tornado)

[@meissmart6678]

We could make a religion out of--no, don't.

[@rayhimmel7167]

as russian i can approve this comment

[@jasarigames4481]

Lol

[@erinong193]

*we could make a religion out of this*

[@Sinus_Lebastian]

*Hire a Samurai*

[@toaster8907]

Sinus Lebastian "Proceeds to hire a *fuckton* of samurai"

[@Orion8729]

Sinus Lebastian hire a dipshit

[@user-mn5sd3sn8z]

Sinus Lebastian hire a gtx 1080

[@Drflash55Official]

But then they died in a tornado.

[@e.2707]

Sinus Lebastian

[@northseahero3387]

"You own the farm, which everybody needs to shit" I mean, he's not wrong

[@lepone2317]

And that makes you S U R V I V E

[@supersonictv8916]

This is an alternate future, not actual history.

[@The_Bismarck8432]

r/wooooosh

[@dinotales4943]

@@The_Bismarck8432 how is this a wooosh

[@therealf.b.i9468]

@@The_Bismarck8432 how tf is this are r/wooosh

[@therealf.b.i9468]

@@The_Bismarck8432 oh okay i get it now you don't get it so you wooosh your self

[@The_Bismarck8432]

@@therealf.b.i9468 this wooooosh because it is obviously not real history

[@fanaticscout485]

"Please respect us or we might die in a tornado" "Wat"

[@ghastcrying9455]

eating sunlight

[@meissmart6678]

No. Because THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

[@watsisname]

The Sun is a deadly Samurai.

[@itsvairen334]

Taste the MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOW!!

[@sunlightsage2982]

Ghast Crying They ate my liver

[@unusedaccountlmfaooooo]

I love eating *A hot flaming ball of rock*

[@imfabulous3707]

You mean that with the help of Russia, Japan fought against Russia. I wonder who won

[@misterkrazy8401]

Great Britain won.

[@berlin8602]

Poland. Poland always wins.

[@akisa7865]

A rich hipster named kukai won

[@PlamThePlam]

Korea

[@cezarcatalin1406]

Akis A Hey, do you know any rich hipster named Kukai ?

[@ahumanistpotato]

2:25 _"Knock knock, it's Europe."_ History in a nutshell

[@leafloev]

"You’ll never guess who’s also scared of Russia? Russia." It's funny because it's true.

[@peatrude4872]

Stop liking comments

[@akhijannunhal-kavit149]

How bout I do anyway?

[@BTG_Redd]

No u

[@azelfdaboi5265]

HOW BOUT I DO ANYWAYYYYYYYY

[@brandonbowers165]

NeetYeet I liked

[@tbeegames]

no

[@watsisname]

Please try this door. "No", said everybody. So they put the door in place. And then they died in a tornado.

[@SoulSukkur]

actually a typhoon

[@Electro_800]

salt

[@Th3Di4mondFoxy]

A typhoon is a -hurricane- *I L L U M I N A T I* *E Y E*

[@StarKnight54]

No its a cyclone

[@doppled]

No its a low pressure system

[@cristiansalas1969]

SoulSukkur wa I mean ya

[@benjaminaraya8073]

1:44 They still let the emperor be the emperor, but the shogun is actually the emperor

[@probium2832]

Please respect us or we will die in a tornado.

[@sgirlscano4335]

What?

[@belosneshkaaaa]

1:26 that part was amazing

[@Arkiasis]

WWI: Russia declared war on Germany (despite being a friend of Germany). Germany then went through Qingdao, China in order to invade Belgium. France and the UK are initially allied, but then the UK declares war on France because Austria was going to declare war on itself. Austria declared war on itself because someone from the UK assassinated the leader of Austria. Russia and Japan are allies.

[@IL-bq1eo]

Alternative history. What should’ve actually happened.

[@roileybauer]

Studied this for my WWI quiz. No idea why I failed.

[@mr.h1083]

Sounds like a normal HOI4 game.

[@hackerman203]

this is mgr:r level of insanity

[@ThePolerbearproducts]

"So they conquered China, taking it over from its previous owner Korea" I fucking died. Lol

[@ffarkasm]

In a tornado?

[@hackerman203]

@@ffarkasm yes

[@probium2832]

You'll never guess who's also scared of Russia... Russia

[@DanielQualls777]

It better have been in a tornado

[@demigodgamez]

How I explain European history in front of class: 3:56

[@parker-peter9828]

I think my favorite line is: “And they stopped moving the capital everytime the emperor-“ *”died in a tornado”* Edit: Or.. “The League of-“ *”Shit”*

[@user-jv9gg7mq6t]

"It's tiime- TO STOP!"

[@ReidenLightman]

That abrupt ending was oddly satisfying. The unexpected factor works a lot for your style. Keep it up.

[@corettacecelia6598]

“How ‘bout I do ANYWAY?” “Knock Knock! Get the door! It’s the door. The prince wants everyone to try this hot new Door.” XD I love this video

[@animasuper1343]

_the league of _*_shit_*

[@probium2832]

gneurshk

[@leonidas1326]

4:21 describes accurately their incompetence to stop WW2

[@ratwiththepizza539]

"Knock Knock, get the door." *i t s t h e d o o r*

[@thealiencommunicator]

Knock knock, get the door, it's the door.

[@gabrielbuonomano]

nice meme

[@DJ-0]

niceme.me

[@CaseyShontz]

Dillon O'Neil lol it's an actual thing

[@gabrielbuonomano]

Wow, this is the first loved comment I've had on KZbin! Thanks!

[@arcticconnor5761]

This is the funniest one ive seen so far

[@kerryseaton4401]

(Narrator) “ how do u protect ur TVs, VCRS, cars and cam quarters from Great Britain?” (Me) take way their tea

[@outrunno4563]

0:22 caught me off guard XDDDDDD 0:52 this hot new door from gneurshk XD

[@ahemidohd4794]

Japan should...................... /STOP\

[@crow457]

Hire A Samurai

[@TurquoiseTheWolf]

History of history of history of history of history of history of.(etc.)

[@akuljamwal3085]

Turquoise The Wolf of *shit*

[@hyaku5855]

0:49 Knock knock. Get the door. It's *the door*

[@presentthough3417]

The new prince want's everyone to try out this hot new door from gneurshk

[@ishouldgetalif3]

*Random qoute from the Video*

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

Let me steal your communist effort.

[@Scatha]

the "It's time to--- STOP" was amazing

[@nspcrazy1122]

Tornado: [Gets all the killstreak rewards]

[@KungFuCutbug]

the new prince wants everybody to try this hot new door from *_GNEURSHK_* what is it with "*_GNEURSHK_*" and me dying of laughter keep it up my man

[@stefanmadethen5359]

gneurshk, which could mean different things

[@probium2832]

@@stefanmadethen5359 that's a human person

[@stefanmadethen5359]

and now theyre everywhere almost

[@probium2832]

@@stefanmadethen5359 ice age

[@pkfiremkice1883]

Me: Do you know what that means? Japan *ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｓｔｏｐ* Japan: *Understandable have a great day*

[@bogbody]

1:53 makes me cry laugh a little bit

[@tront6897]

Mongols: Please respect us or we might die in a tornado Japan: What?

[@Thomas-sg4iz]

This is almost fast enough for me to understand.

[@makeshift307]

if this is just fast enough, how is ben shapiro?

[@Carlium]

Hi...again, I just came here too say "I like your style of YTPs"

[@MrChanw11]

These never get old

[@joshual.7900]

“You’ll never guess who’s also kind of scared of Russia. *Russia!”*

[@thatshadowguy1005]

me: alright, let's take some notes my last brain cell during the second hour of history class:

[@Neko-san]

1:11 LMAO I DIED ON THAT PART

[@flargarbason1740]

Maybe you should call 911 then

[@DanielQualls777]

It better have been in a tornado

[@ownfall3215]

This video is cancer... I love it!

[@TheOpraMan]

you mean it cures cancer, right?

[@imzomniax]

OwnFall this is not cancer

[@endeavorrattata7839]

^ | | 2 upper comments dont take a joke

[@Will-wc9oq]

OwnFall that's not funny my dad had cancer and had a blacked out lung after.

[@PeterJamesVillegas]

"Nuts spread across the country" Will Burtz

[@neverluckym8728]

*and downgraded to a 4*

[@mcclickbait4943]

“Austria was about to kick Austria’s ass” I mean, that isn’t not how it went

[@whattheshit4936]

i died at "RICE!"

[@hackerman203]

me in a nutshell im asian

[@keava]

the mongols have died in a tornado please respect us or we'll die in a tornado *what?* said japan

[@matthew22carlson]

You made me laugh in just 7 seconds. Hats off to you sir.

[@coriale2404]

You never know who is also scared of Russia *Russia*

[@mattalevine]

F*ckin' goats caught me off guard

[@the_free_timer5011]

Tornados seem to be pretty dangerous, we should outlaw them

[@GemPostsStuff]

Don't You just hate it when you die in a tornado? So annoying.

[@natey9190]

Awesome93 ikr its soo annoying when a rich hipster named HITLER

[@snifey2233]

im dead by laughing i totally dead

[@curlyhairjess]

R.I.P reg dan

[@yeenderdragon2457]

THE VIDEO IS A DEADLY LASER

[@serrookie]

Love your videos. I want MOOOOOOOORE, please.

[@lowestpoly64]

3:57 This is some metal gear level of what the fuckery

[@alvuigi_07]

How can you survive 4 minutes without laughing from this.😂

[@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023]

3:38 Russo-Japanese War: Alternate Edition

[@BiRDiEHere]

Meanwhile, Japan has been enjoying conquering stuff and wants *MOOORREE* (3:48)

[@CREEPINGIRON]

At 1:00 you should've put the Navy Seal copypasta.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

“So if you live outside the Palace, how are you supposed to protect your TVs, VCRs, automobiles and camcorders from Great Britain? HIRE A SAMURAI” I’m glad I’m not the only one hiring Samurais to protect my appliances from British theft!

[@HarunX57zt]

The prince wants everyone to try the door

[@IrishMappingGamer]

I approve. But we need this: History of Ireland, I guess

[@tipoknoimano9181]

The Mongol: Please respect or else we might die in the tornado” Japan: Okay The Mongol: “Died in the tornado” Japan: Just like the Simulation

[@Ben-zg5xb]

*H I S T O R I C A L L Y A C C U R A T E*

[@joshual.7900]

We can make a religion out of this

[@jigglygamer3993]

No don't

[@PelhamOfTheStars]

"and the league of nations is like 'No, STOP!'"

[@TheRealSnurge]

Happy it has no dislikes

[@foodfrogs6052]

Claude You never say that out loud

[@justcommenting6791]

At least it's not 1000 dislikes

[@Neo2266.]

Not enough rich hipster named Kukai

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

1:28 Hah! You brought it back!

[@genevievehoskins6829]

"Guess who's also scared of Russia? Russia" This aged like milk

[@noahbucchi]

*me opening my door* : and then the door was put into place *me realizing the video knows me*