[YTP]: Jasper comes to dinner

Jasper doesn't approve of Connie hanging out with Steven and wants to meet his parents. After blowing up the house, Steven, Greg and the gems get ready for Jasper's arrival. At the dinner, the gems have an orgy, which offends Jasper.

[@a.sim.999]

Steven: "Garnet you have to pretend to be Garnet!!" Garnet: *Takes phone* "This is Garnet, back together and im never going down at the hands of you"

[@Geortiz113]

Ava Simpson its always SINGING

[@JOHN-kc1pw]

Ava Simpson Lost it at that bit. 😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@realityescapism.]

Ava Simpson *STOP SINGING*

[@princessrad111]

I DIED

[@yungtraplord-bl9qc]

+•One Lil Cookie• ...fuck youuuu...

[@BRAVOCAT]

the jasper redemption everyone dreams of

[@altobonifacio8936]

peridot is gay its truth

[@cadencemmm]

*STOP SINGING*

[@mofour449]

Cadence Marasigan STOP F**KING

[@Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

peridot is gay STOP SINNING

[@mofour449]

Lesbian not gay

[@user-pv4qq6xf2q]

looks like another wasting of my knife

[@EdgyPickle]

Min Yoongi You should save the knofe for when you need to cut

[@user-pv4qq6xf2q]

Edgy Cancer i will cUT YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS IN HALF

[@user-pv4qq6xf2q]

Superyoshifan10090 superyoshifan10090 with pleasure

[@user-pv4qq6xf2q]

*d EATH WISH INTENSIFIES*

[@lanthanite]

STAB

[@toxoplasicity]

we cant always save pearl

[@vhavahgmh]

Saltiest Pearl wow

[@tortlala3252]

Saltiest Pearl I'm saltier than you f8 me m8

[@altobonifacio8936]

Blue Agate HOOY BLUE AGATE

[@doe_eyed_doll]

when garnet started singing stronger than you I completely lost it😂

[@MSUH-ni3qz]

Sum-Ting Wong same

[@lolrentz]

"WHAT DID THEY WANT?!" *_''beef soup."_* greg is vegan confirmed

[@SorielHDTBers]

Then why is he happy to have hot dogs?

[@sappypotato6166]

@@SorielHDTBers Greg only eats hotdogs

[@SorielHDTBers]

@@sappypotato6166 hot dogs have meat. Debunked!

[@ghostlycrab5066]

doctor: "you only have 5 minutes to live" me: *this video*

[@kimmazstar6796]

Random Lady "I could even learn how to fuck like you.." **dies**

[@lucyheartfilia6764]

Random Lady IM HEALTHY SIR. **continues watching and hasn't blinked in 4963292928272918 hours.**

[@lake2358]

lol

[@Kirkland-Consumer]

Random Lady it's 4:59

[@ghostlycrab5066]

For Customer service press 1 I will live on second after this video finishes

[@navinut]

0:40 I still don't understand why they didn't just say that Steven's mom died. It's not completely a lie, and it would have been better than bringing a giant freaking fusion.

[@collieralexander-sawyer595]

Yea and say that Pearl Amethyst and Garnet are Caretakers/Gardians

[@SorielHDTBers]

I literally thought the same thing from the moment I first saw the episode

[@Rayne-ih5yf]

Connies dumb

[@user-cp2pv2rr1z]

Connie already lied that Steven has nuclear family, as I remembered... So they had to make a mom at no cost.

[@upumpkin]

It is likely she thought her parents would be judgmental of Greg being a single father and would question his parenting choices and not allow her to hang out with Steven due to that (happens with strict parents ig)

[@WillowWonder]

There are lots of YTPs on the internet, but this is one of those nice poops that comes out smooth, doesn't hurt, and when you wipe there isn't any residue. 10/10 KZbin Poop -IGN

[@emsglaceon]

Mom: Lena, why are you crying? Me: BEEF SOUP

[@coltbolt6193]

1:25 LION ACTUALLY SHOWS EMOTION!!!

[@vhavahgmh]

colt bolt WOOF

[@moonkai973]

colt bolt a

[@monitamoon510]

Vids like this are good. Not peridot saying well thanks for the barn fro ten minutes (btw it isn't even ten minutes)

[@invaderpopz]

if you can't handle me at my "peridot says wow thanks for the barn for 10 minutes" then you don't deserve me at my "jasper comes to dinner"

[@monitamoon510]

cornpopz I can handle it. I just thought the vid was kinda dumb.

[@monitamoon510]

cornpopz btw didn't think you'd respond lmao

[@invaderpopz]

Skullkid 399 lol

[@Geortiz113]

cornpopz STOP SINGING!#!

[@crackedoreo5459]

"I'm mom" That line made me laugh way more than it should have

[@lebronparaba8935]

Pearl: where are my manners Garnet: in your butt ( the time when garnet says to pearl you got a lobster in your butt) Pearl: ohh

[@powerflatscreenuniverse1137]

4:20 "well I have to thank amethyst for putting out". Pearlmethyst at it's finest folks!

[@2hd4me]

The 4 20 timestamp

[@kennedychisuta2355]

these table has porn on it and its beautiful 😂

[@TheLittleJoker-bm8tu]

i lost it when pearl said we get our energy from weed

[@Sorlorz]

0:46 the best !! XD

[@alexliu701]

Pingas and WTF Boom? It's like it's 2010 again but with Steven Universe. The whole feel felt like a throwback to oldschool YTPs. Thank you. This was excellent.

[@prestontowne7200]

4:04 Jasper: You don't need me for this!

[@blademania4202]

that "thanks for the barn!" fucking killed me XD

[@spacegeneral8630]

"I was looking forward to *eating* her" PART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST

[@nickel7327]

4:47 it totally sounds like someone actually singing that, unedited!

[@HisInfernalMajesty27]

Jasper: STOP SINGING

[@jbh2705]

LOL! Garnet really likes singing to Jasper! BTW great job melding together two episodes.

[@mimisa7]

this is the first YTP I saw this year and I'm in love with you have a sub

[@clyde2548]

when garnet starts singing at the start I lost my marbles and died laughing

[@NRF-ee6cp]

One of the best Thanksgiving YTPs.

[@shiningmovies6900]

3:51 lapis i am fine ha ha hi....

[@imthesadguyduh]

4:30 I snorted when Greg raised his hand

[@kidyomu89]

My favorite ytp yet.

[@jaquezmurphy6425]

you put this video together so well good job.

[@AphelionGG]

At 00:48 Laughtflash incomming! xD

[@annisasabrina8259]

this is been in my recommendation every day. i didnt regret watching this

[@CyanSoCalico]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS OH MY GOSH SPLENDID JOB

[@TheActualMrLink]

4:04 Jasper: "you don't need me for this." Me: "But *I* need you!"

[@ricebean1941]

i thought it was over but the ending credits got me unexpectedley like a jumpscare

[@MicrowavedSoap]

This is still funny years later

[@dieowo4549]

"Yes, everyone came!" I *LOVE* THIS

[@Brendennickss]

"Hello this is....Garnet and I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you" "S T O P. S I N G I N G"

[@keaton5101]

the person who made this really understands ytp

[@zolag3733]

JASPER! it's good to see you again!

[@DarkMysteryShadow]

I agree with the Pain that it says in this video, I'mma give this a subscribe and a huge big thumbs up!! ^^

[@NRF3703]

Glad the title is the best part of the video

[@iomeal4093]

Hahaha i love it, keep up the good word

[@altobonifacio8936]

**JASPER**!!!! it's good to see you again

[@reformedorthodoxmunmanquara]

*JASPER!* its good to see you again

[@moykurs]

this shaped my sense of humour as a teenager

[@SnivyDoll]

Lit editing. 👌

[@NRF3703]

that ending was so funny and unexpected

[@impazie]

Steven: Quick! You have to pretend to be Garnet! Garnet: Hello. This is Garnet, back together (...) Best Part of the video

[@theleg4367]

It's the mid-season pre-season pre-pre-season mid-finale of under the *k n i f e*

[@theperidot5xg]

Connie: It's probably gASteR Me: uh

[@CraftyCarrot]

Wow thanks for the barn

[@jaquezmurphy6425]

Dude I fucking love this video.

[@user-StarMaster]

imagine of connie was adopted by Jasper and peridot and they where so enamoured by her that they gave yellow diamond the other cheek and became the crystal tempts. meanwhile lapis is just that 1 aunt who wants nothing to do with kids.

[@mortiimerr2]

*WOW THX FOR DA BARN* my ears

[@KitRuthieandCaroline]

what a storyline

[@wahwah4939]

That was so amazing

[@jerrynassi6017]

WELL THANKS FOR THE BARN

[@m0istl0la97]

This is good

[@InsaneNicky]

Okay. I died at *pink diamond confirmed*

[@jazminperalta4961]

I love how u used the pingas meme

[@tobiaslucas7575]

I love this fandom

[@jaspspiritual8966]

lol that was amazing

[@sal3m802]

good art

[@rafaelguerrero3145]

Too Dank For Me 😂😂

[@snowy4233]

Cheese balls pink diamond I DIED LAUGHING

[@yogurtyoghurt102]

That tiny Slenderman thing though. x3

[@squaxilefrost3116]

ASLYLUM DEMON! DARK SOULS SONIC! DROWNING THEME! made my day for some reason

[@Doggy928]

3:06 omg i loved this part back then

[@reasyrandom]

1:11 This was a joke when this came out...

[@HisInfernalMajesty27]

1:08 That's impossible

[@hodahm1907]

you destroyed me I'm a headphone user

[@upumpkin]

Ah yes, the classic episode Steven's Knife

[@malxazkopaleishvili3479]

Did any of u actually knew she was connies actual mom? 😳😂

[@awkwardlyanimates633]

Plot twist: pink diamond is Stephanie

[@reasyrandom]

Remember, what is the male version of "Stephanie".

[@themysteriousstranger240]

Love the Dark Souls music

[@Cleteus12]

My favorite ytp it's Thanksgiving

[@teengamerboss888]

Jasper redemption arc in one video?

[@mofour449]

I am here to inform you all that Jasper came to dinner

[@random_commentor1178]

thank you...

[@sketchyshannog3859]

i lughed just for 3 min

[@MrWerewolf125]

Wish I saw the mid season pre season pre pre season mid finale of under the *KNIFE*

[@bombzyy2826]

@cornpops ur too funny😂😂😂

[@nonchalantree6604]

earrape but its pure

[@huntastrash1884]

rip jasper

[@gl1tchc1ty66]

"WHAT DID THEY WANT!!?" " *B E A C H S O U P* "

[@Hello6761]

Lovely

[@littlebee931]

Stephanie=Pink Diamond Confirmed

[@lake2358]

we ge tall the energy we need from our weed lol

[@youmikie]

I came here cuz the way they say under the KNIFFFFEEE

[@monettefajardo6259]

Michael Edmunds grab the KNIFU! AND END THE B**CHES LAIFU!!!!!!!

[@thegeekyweirdo1842]

' Part of a balanced brekfast' 😂😂😂

[@jessesuny7043]

WHERE ARE MY MANNERS

[@the_doug_digital]

0:22 Anyone: Meme Me at like 2:00 AM: *dies*

[@teavikyu]

Dinner sounded like roblox chicken hit stick

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

We're gonna go...UNDER THE *K N I F E*

[@alx_swae5743]

me and lapis are alike on 3:50

[@cheryllangston7604]

Jade The Crystal gem i am your first subscriber

[@audrinn9358]

you should have put a earraped ''stop singing'' after the end credits song

[@urbestfriend1597]

When your friends like Hamilton and heather's STOP SINGING

[@lilweetabix9137]

This is the dankest of memes

[@sketchyshannog3859]

i cant stop laughing