[YTP] Stets Fights Colin Firth on TV

Live from the soon-to-be fornication hub.
(Side note: I did not make the gif of Garnet at 2:20 and as of yet have not found a proper source. If somebody knows who made it, please let me know so I can give credit where credit is due!)
EDIT: I believe somebody found the source: diorum.tumblr.com/post/1138440... !! Cheers to +~DɪsᴄᴏʀᴅɪsAᴘᴘʟᴇ876~ for finding it.

[@p4tworld]

*Throws Pearl up in the air* "Hmmmm....."

[@bigrainbow8776]

Sentient space rock command. We have liftoff.

[@-iDynal]

She threw pearl to homeworld 😂

[@jennywithaglock3916]

Garnet: AMETHYST! YOU SUCK, *Rebbecca starts singing* Jasper: STOP SINGING!!!!! rebbecca: fuck yooouuuu. ENDS

[@MrKhalil9]

2:34 pearls brain is farting

[@MrPeak95]

+Poops4theWorld If you throw a bird up in the air, she wiill certainly not fall down ;)

[@Megan-bw2ep]

"if i could begin to be-" Jasper: STOP SINGING "fuck you~"

[@defaultset]

OMG it killed me

[@hanadnan5389]

fucking killed me

[@-.__]

+Tremo Anathemon Nah, it's the most ELEPHANT 'fuck you'

[@snowflakethebluedogkiss4262]

Megan Dix XDD

[@jelsonjelson1712]

Wetgizmo231

[@sargecad3t]

What makes these really great YTPs is the subtlety. They don't have the obnoxiously loud noises and bizarre seizure hazards of other YTPs and instead replaces them with clever wordplay and visual gags while keeping away from some of the more tasteless sexual jokes and scat humor that other comedy bits tend to rely on. I LOVE this channel.

[@ralphryker464]

EXACTLY !!!!

[@dreddick1235]

And that's why I subscribed

[@CJCroen1393]

+sargecad3t They also don't use obsessive memes.

[@FelipeSouza-gb7yf]

true

[@Sarah-pl8rp]

Also it’s Steven Universe so that’s a plus

[@taffy413]

Garnet:*dips pearl* amethyst: *LOUD SCREAMING*

[@bananaphoneman12]

Your youtube poops are of the highest quality. AND it's of one of my favourite series. You are so graceful and elephant.

[@stetsuninu2374]

+bananaphoneman12 Aw oh gosh ty

[@QarleyQuark]

*shit giggles* "...elephant..."

[@OnemarioOLDCHANNEL]

"oh i could crush you right now! it would not be har-" *CRUSH* "... sorry!"

[@ralphryker464]

2:20 CRAB GARNET IM SHITTING MYSELF

[@hhgg6077]

Ralph Ryker ..

[@diosatapatia]

DVUJE 😂😂😂

[@ironskewerz02]

I don’t think that’s crab...

[@thatluckyhorseshoe4379]

Sardonyx: Little charmer, I could literally squish you right now, it would not be hard *crushes steven* ...Sorry

[@jenthunderblast2703]

"It looks like Peridot's ass." Best part XD

[@perii3253]

all peridot prts

[@bigrainbow8776]

Such a majestic sight

[@supersmashgamer1248]

ThatLuckyHorseshoe "elegant" suuuure and I'm a famous billionaire running for president named Donald

[@Bacxaber]

Charmer? That's what she says? Makes more sense than what I heard, "little trauma."

[@WilliametcCook]

0:29 When you realize Stets's videos have subtitles.

[@stephanietapia7875]

William1234567890123 Cook i don’t get it.

[@midgetkangaroo5795]

Stephanie Tapia Steven gasped

[@stephanietapia7875]

Oh lol now I get it 😂

[@tauschen507]

*GASP *

[@blueberrymoons5806]

*_G A S P_*

[@bbabamzel8238]

I TOOK A DRINK AT THE WRONG TIME 2:27

[@SkylarDraws]

I paused and got tea just for this moment now...

[@plumeria3642]

SAME

[@benhaggerty8707]

I didn't find it funny Then again I don't laugh at much.

[@noone7451]

B Babamzel those eyes do

[@noone7451]

Doh*

[@TeeloTheH0neyBee]

Garnet was dancing in the telescope made me crack up so much I CRIED!!!😂

[@jbh2705]

Not to mention Peridot was right next to them!

[@noctamaz]

"i'm eating a canoli today and.. it's great, now i'm about to kill my son" *i'm dead omg*

[@Thebongosusetobethicc]

Me too

[@nintendude6477]

Are you his son?

[@noctamaz]

Nintendude 64 hahaha good one

[@_voids_x2337]

it sounded like danger dolan when he said its great it had his voice

[@yuzunikaidou7197]

Eevee AJ This Channel is gonna kill me someday XD LMAO

[@NoahIsAFish]

What am I saying? CORKS? *pitched laughter* This killed me

[@receptable]

Not pitched, but distorted!

[@nicolasurcerarebolledo3841]

Nah, ELEPHANT!

[@klassickirby7785]

+Nicolas Jacobo Urcera Rebolledo Elephant murdered me XDDD

[@zombies5100]

that moment when you realize they only used sardonyx to jump gracefully into the air and say elephant

[@frozenbluejay6987]

"I'm sorry. Its just so much fun being Sardonyx with you" "I don't understand" "Wait let me explain" "I don't understand" 100 percent perfect!!😂

[@PizzaHorse]

"Soon to be fornication hub." Gets me every time. I just bust up laughing.

[@stevenquartzcutiepiedemayo8272]

Fornication hub *tm*

[@lonniegabbie]

FORNICATION HUB

[@ame.e.]

thank you for showing this to me

[@Dosko]

+at_raddi What do you do there?

[@deffdefying4803]

+Dosko Fornicate

[@TrollBreaker]

+at_raddi If you fornicate in California, does it make it Californication?

[@deffdefying4803]

Troll Breaker Holy shit

[@smudgetwo]

Remember when peridot seemed like a threat? Now she's just a cuddly ol' cuteness train

[@DayMakes]

yup lol

[@grndctrl]

the e nding i can't breathe

[@coldgindrinker5587]

***** IKR! I choked on my tequila, it was so funny.

[@grndctrl]

tequila....? ok stop stalking me 40+ yr old creeper

[@coldgindrinker5587]

***** What's wrong with enjoying a alcoholic beverage? And I haven't talked to you in like a week. So what's your deal?

[@grndctrl]

chill chill I'm just kidding but really you didn't question me calling you a 40 year old didn't you?

[@coldgindrinker5587]

***** That one I knew you were kidding about. Nice to see you still have a sense of humor Calisto.

[@MysticPony232]

"If I could begin to be..." "STOP SINGING!" "......fuck youuuu." I'm in tears.

[@RedMcCloud]

"AMETHYST, YOU SUCK!" "AAA"

[@WGTrinidadRacer]

"Now.... Elephant"

[@MattJDave]

STOP SINGING. -JaspsaJ, 2015

[@Midnight_Metro]

"This is Collin Firth, to Yellow Diamond." "..." " *SEX!* "

[@user-qp6ef5es7k]

" This is shit. "

[@fateisuponyou]

2:19 I CANT BREATH ITS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA

[@delphinium493]

GORNET

[@dennymirai2890]

for me I laughed really hard on 2:34

[@LoveKrystal471]

I was laughing my ass at that

[@yuzunikaidou7197]

You Are Filled With D E T E R M I N A T I O N Same I can't breath either LMAO

[@m3b02]

You Are Filled With D E T E R M I N A T I O N XDDDDD LMFAO

[@iMiles]

1:21 - So stupid joke, but I love it! xD

[@gal.7512]

о прывэт

[@halloweenlover1031]

𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓽

[@baileyryan6958]

Rebecca: (singing) "If I could begin to-" Jasper: "STOP SINGING!" (awkward silence) Rebecca: (singing) "Fuck yoooooooou!"

[@jakegamer6811]

"I forgot how great it felt to beat you up, but I don't care about you." Amethyst 2k15~

[@AuroraKnux]

For some reason my video feed froze at one point (with the sound still going) and it just so happened to be stuck on a frame where they looked like they were about to kiss (around 1:25 I'm guessing). I'm dying of laughter now omg XDD

[@user-dq7fl3xk3t]

AuroraKnux you mean the frame where it makes me extremely concerned about pearls neck?

[@juvia_loxxar_official9458]

When the Pearlnet is real...

[@azup8235]

2:59 really was hoping for "amethyst! i dont understand."

[@DunkleCobro]

"Oh, what am I saying? Corks! OH HoH hOh

[@duckiebee2831]

ELEGANT ELEPHANT

[@JensenStiles]

1:34 "Hahaha, you guys were gay!" They really fucking were.

[@yamineaindray6041]

This is literally the YTP I laughed the hardest too into my pillow. It's 1:18 AM and I'm trying not to wake my sister up but I can't STOP REPLAYING THE WHOLE DAMN THING

[@michaelmoscrop6031]

THE CREATOR OF THE GIF: is a reddit user called dingycollar. The gif was on a post 2 months ago called stop. Garnet time

[@Herobrine90nove]

Please someone tags Stets (I can't beacouse i'm with my smartphone)

[@stetsuninu2374]

+Michael Moscrop Thank you, but I'm not sure that's correct. I originally found the gif on April 16, so unless there's additional evidence, I'm inclined to think that might be a repost. Thank you anyway, though!

[@stetsuninu2374]

+~DɪsᴄᴏʀᴅɪsAᴘᴘʟᴇ876~ Thank you so much!!

[@mikasaackerman-yeager]

I took a drink 2:18 xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@SaucyPuppetShow1]

I've watched this poop several times, and I'm just now noticing that at the very beginning the Big Donut sign reads "Big Butt" XD

[@faerubee]

"I forgot how great it was to beAt yOu uP, but I don't care about yoooooooou"

[@maanitaman]

"Amethyst! You suck!" "AAA?!"

[@duckiebee2831]

'AH! THERE SHE IS!' *Can't touch this fornication hub* *Sardonyx hammer time*

[@aaronwilson9465]

Nothing, more nothing. OH. THERE SHE IS. 😂😂😂😂 I CANT STOP LAUGHING.

[@bugthug964]

When pearl doesn't come down and garnet's just like "hmm". GETS ME EVERYTIME.

[@WolfHeroEX]

"Why would pearl... Rebuild the hub? Maybe she's trying to get us more channels?" *turns on TV* *MLP* ... Oh, wait, wrong hub. Crab Garnet was great though.

[@PencilGames]

WolfHero good one 😂

[@masterfrillish6393]

Throws pearl up Doesn't come down "Hm"

[@rusPiglets]

Let's hide and look for Peridot......AND STEVEN

[@juvia_loxxar_official9458]

rusPiglets They weren't looking for Peridot, trust me.

[@mjdowning5801]

Its peridot, she must have fixed the communication hub again! *slowly moves her eyes apart*

[@Ximares]

ELEPHANT~

[@bigrainbow8776]

Imagine if she said that in the actual show. Sardonyx flies through the air. "Elephant."

[@chickpea]

+Rainbow Sunglass xD

[@MayeverBee]

+Rainbow Sunglass it would became a meme in my opinion. Elephant ^^

[@TheSonicYoshis101]

"Lets fuse." *eyes distort* *very faintly* "dont"

[@mandelbrot6070]

1:16 Steven - Fusion! Ametist - * facepalm * Gosh this is perfect! Your YTP is actually one of the best SU's YTP! ;D

[@SmashLiXs]

STOP SINGING

[@nameless8692]

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuu

[@nameless8692]

***** no, I was continuing it, like a joke

[@ray-en2hu]

That "guy" was Jasper.

[@nameless8692]

I like yer face m8 who cares who jasper is?

[@ray-en2hu]

A lot of people actually.

[@sleepy_world9990]

Did anyone realized that the big donut stayed the big butt lmao

[@sleepy_world9990]

Says

[@angeltheawesomeapple2218]

I know😂

[@NeLeeO]

I lost it

[@meatfluff]

Donuts at the big butt they make the world go round

[@PheonixKingSokka]

2:12 Now that right there is a team-up I'd like to see.

[@saxosipho]

Your Steven Universe YTPs allways manage to put a smile on my face. This was no exception. Keep up the good work.

[@ShaynaMLP]

This is one of the best ytps I've seen. I mean that the words are smooth and there's not too much randomness going on.. keep it up!

[@harrill3542]

Maybe you're better off with her. I think she's better for you. I forgot how great it feels to beat you up. But I don't care about youuuuuu.

[@harrill3542]

NO WAIT SCRATCH THE SECOND LINE CRUD

[@1nestar]

not maybe it's baby(subtitles

[@redlovely1953]

I was feeling sad today, but I felt so good after watching this! Thank you so much for making this hilarious YTP! I was in tears laughing! It honestly made my day!

[@randowl404]

2:18 OMFG GARNET IS A CRAB CONFIRMED

[@hopemueller2658]

Can't touch this!

[@comicconcarne]

Fornication hub killed me

[@XrEdEr445]

From nowhere, while Sardonyx is in the air... "Elephant" "Sh*t" This nonsense made me laugh so hard i pooped :v

[@snerpysam6894]

Holy shit that part with Garnet and Stevens like more nothing, was amazing. Great work!

[@notherNappaghost]

Please keep making more Your KZbin Poops give me life.

[@user-bv5qx4ee2r]

I absolutely love the part when Garnet threw Pearl.

[@smareriq]

0:56 sardonyx: this sucks Lapis: this plan sucks

[@sealine22aj]

OUT OF ALL THE THINGS WHY DID I DIE LAUGHING AT "ELEPHANT"

[@LoganEatsChicken]

stets, i love your ytp's and your amv was amazing. please never stop!

[@buzzoff5026]

YAAS FINALLY! :D Great job as always, your work never fails to make me laugh! I especially loved what you did with Sardonyx's laugh and the fusion dance. Then you realize that the sign of the Big Donut says Big Butt.

[@zombies5100]

Sardonyx: Now! *jumps into the air elegantly* "Elephant..."

[@prud5930]

I love this ytp so much.

[@StreetFighterFan777]

I have no idea how you only have 5k subs. These are fricking HYSTERICAL!

[@AStaff-gh4vo]

The "STOP SINGING" joke was the cherry on top - PLEASE don't stop using it, you always pick the best moments to insert it in

[@morcoroni]

Greg: "I'm eating a cannoli today, that's great! Now, I'm about to kill my son." *SLAM* (Me: spits out drink)

[@Katunused]

It's 2:05 am and it's starting to get really hard to contain my laughter. Good job! 👍

[@rampaige-rj7zx]

Just what I needed, a YTP at 3 am. Thanks for uploading!

[@0mi]

"This sucks" i died

[@Mickey-jj2ki]

Am I the only one who noticed big butts and not big donuts?! XD

[@buttfart3]

no

[@Mickey-jj2ki]

+Invincible Light yes

[@bstuu2138]

+tessa de boer NO

[@jacobhowell5409]

nope i saw it XD

[@Mickey-jj2ki]

TheJester 328 lol XP

[@qintical]

"amethyst!" "you suck!" "Aa?"

[@Yeoshu]

I absolutely love these YTPs. The subtlety always gets me.

[@chaoticduk7515]

I stopped watching YTP's when they got to meme-y awhile back. You're making them hilarious like they used to be, thank you :D

[@Intrafacial86]

I lost my shit at 2:19

[@cheeseburgermike8406]

0:04 This was so very well editied

[@idontmcfuckingcare1522]

I loved reacting to your YTP's!

[@MrT--]

0:56 oh look its the MTT of Steven Universe turned into a YTP

[@JohnEgbert]

2:37 something about this makes me very uncomfortable

[@AliceCosmos]

John Egbert It's her eyes.

[@LightningSweetharta]

Lol that part cracks me up so much XD

[@HugeNacho]

Amethyst: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH Pearl: Is something the matter Amethyst? Steven and Amethyst go super saiyan Pearl: WAIT!

[@saltyfrys6605]

7 years later and fornication hub is still always on the mind

[@user-yc2ik2kt2q]

0:33 flawless editing makes me want to believe stets did say this

[@ace-smith]

I give up. You did way better than me.

[@charnnettmc5185]

I love your Ytp!

[@roar_roar_rorafex]

Me: (That song thing) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Sad: *Listens to Owl City - Wolf Bite* "I FOUND ANOTHER MEME I CAN DO!!!"

[@TamagoGangan]

Stets Uinu makes me feel as beloved as bees.

[@Falkalore]

I really love your videos, keep up the good work! :3

[@Duvi0]

I saw this before it went private! ...should I apologize?

[@stetsuninu2374]

Duvi No need, that was all on my end. This is the right version!

[@CatandFriends1]

Duvi whoa! Duvi?!

[@sillybryc3boo]

+Stets Uninu add fnaf to it next time.

[@sunnivamhagatun]

"Amethyst! You suck!"

[@LoveKrystal471]

Aa?

[@nandinaltansukh563]

If I could begin to be-

[@jennywithaglock3916]

*STOP SINGING*

[@aguywhodoesntexist]

Fuck you~

[@caldercockatoo2234]

0:01 Woah, the way the edited text on the Big Donut moves perfectly with the rest of the screen is amazing!

[@iamsoya8546]

i noticed the reopload and you said you had two jokes in "bad taste". honestly that's really classy how you took it down to re edit it. I appreciate it, very classy.

[@Ninbitzero]

Some episodes they don't need to dance, so why even bother with dancing?

[@stetsuninu2374]

Dancing is fun!

[@JAKECOT_CENTER]

Stets Uninu wait? You're alive?

[@stetsuninu2374]

Jakethedog3275 Despite academia, yes, technically still alive

[@arthurdent6256]

Gotta burn that animation budget some how.

[@Greigames]

I assume it's just to first introduce the fusion and for drama

[@blackmetalcommunity]

"but i dont care about yoouuuuuuu." XD

[@Brandon00151]

These keep getting better and better. "I fucking love these"

[@ameperyton3947]

these are some high quality ytp's

[@Weruen]

Elegant shit!

[@glittermutt]

E L E P H A N T

[@blackpearl7596]

shit

[@idyll.ic1jrch799]

No one: Not even pink diamond: Sardonyx: E L E P H A N T

[@lalallama2298]

Stets Uninu fights Colin Firth Ooh heaven is a place on Earth

[@97MiloProductions]

why the reupload? I'm sure something's missing before the elefant part

[@stetsuninu2374]

***** I removed two jokes that I realized were really in bad taste and could have been hurtful. Don't worry, they weren't funny.

[@97MiloProductions]

oh i see

[@envy2682]

Stets Uninu I'm still worrying. What were the jokes?

[@stetsuninu2374]

Pearl the Salt Shaker I'd rather not repeat them if that's ok. I wrote about the subject on my blog here: stetsuninu.tumblr.com/post/126234859447/theconchnorris-stetsuninu-yo-just-a-quick-lil

[@envy2682]

Stets Uninu Kay.